What's the obsession of left of centre being in love with death cult of Islam? Muslims and ex Muslims in Iran are the biggest allies of the enlightened world and yet you support our oppressors. Come talk to us @atheistrepublic.
@@mariehelena2364 Yep, lol. It has the most forgettable name with multiple other, more important, cities having the exact same name. So, they are kind of fortunate that they won't be forever known for this.
@@MatthewTheWanderer it’s literally on UA-cam. Search “Springfield residents” and stop putting your hands over year ears and closing your eyes and screaming “troll” like a toddler.
@@mariehelena2364 yeah exactly, the people we are up against see human beings as clumps of cells, there is no gray area really, just debauchery but hey that’s super fun too right?
I know I watched a young goth black girl in Springfield who was genuinely showing PTSD symptoms cry hysterically while describing finding her best friend strung up like a deer
An 11 year old was killed last year by an illegal Haitian that was driving without a driver's license, and didn't have any experience behind the wheel. The guy hit a school bus and killed 11 year old Aiden Clark in Springfield, Ohio.
How pathetic he's more concerned that his was son was killed by an immigrant and not a white guy. He literally said that. his TDS is so bad he actually lamented, not that his son was killed but that he was killed by an immigrant. 🙄🤡@@KeithJackson-ux7eh
Do you mean the birds and bald eagles killed due to the Obama Administration executive order allowing birds, even endangered birds, to be killed that threatened wind turbines?
I’ve been watching your show for 13 years and this is the best episode beginning to end. Great job! And thank you for the New Rule of a brief election and transition. That’s one thing all Americans can get behind.
Not true because for it to be literally the geese would have to be "wild" and their not...Your not going to just kill a wild goose unless you have a gun and maybe some decoys.
@@zolnsalt Your comment got my "thumb up" vote because I've long known that self-appointed editors should be 100% correct when correcting the speech of others! Although, your comment had the malaprop of "their" instead of "they're," maybe that was due to often incorrect and constantly intrusive AI spellcheck? Anyway, your comment most likely won't get the number of "thumb up" votes as that of @arraymac227 , but you deserve more recognition for being closer to 100% (with that possible AI forced error diminishing my admittedly "self-appointed" assessment of your comment🧐🤓😎😂😉).
I agree with Pete Buttigieg. This story is being repeated by trump partially to deflect interest in important questions like "trump, what is your plan for the economy, for health, for housing, for ...,."
Same could be said when Harris went on tangents about where she grew up or that she had friends. Or when she baited Trump about crowd sizes instead of answering about the war, or the economy. Can any politician actually answer a question they are given directly anymore?
But he actually has a plan, and has had it for quite some time. He didn’t answer any of the questions I don’t think and even when Trump didn’t answer straight yes or no he had an answer. “ it wouldn’t be a discussion. It wouldn’t happen, I’m not going to get it on my desk bc that’s not what’s being focussed on at all, in fact the opposite is being focussed on, we want the states to decide” obviously not his exact words but not hard to listen 😘
Are you kidding me? As if Kamala gets specific about her plans for the economy? She speaks in a vague, word salad. She barely answered any questions at the debate.
Please get rid of the guy in the audience that keeps screaming “Woo” on every line. He seems to be there on every show and it’s getting to a point that I can only hear him now. It’s very annoying
Several Haitian ladies serve customers at the coffee shops and quick service locations at Walt Disney World. They work hard, they look great, and I’m sure they are extremely grateful to have their jobs.
@@sriddle3569 Ooooh, good one! How long did it take to "think" that up? How many of your kind did you have to call up, to gather suggestions & input so you could fine tune it before releasing to the public? If he has an opening on his staff, Bill should hire you as a joke writer. And, if he doesn't have an opening, he should cut somebody loose to create one to fill with you. You, sir/madam, are a true comic genius ...!
@@sion_lazar The only one being discussed right here, right now. The only one currently running for President of the U.S.. That's some fine capitalization & punctuation on your sentence fragment, there, by the way. It's so hard for your MAGA kind to do simple things correctly, isn't it?
Well, it's actually nowhere, if you're referring to a place where 20,000 Haitian migrants are eating dogs or ducks, such a place does not exist. It's just racst nonsense. Don't get hung up about the details of the delsional ravings of a stocccastic terr'ist. Misspelings intentional to fool the tubes.
Please make woo guy go away. All of them. They are so annoying and they've been around ever since about 3 years ago when you were constantly chewing out the crowd.
Liberals are professional fakes. Why would you be surprised that the audience is packed with paid clapping seals? Same as the “independent voters” that voted Kamala 23-2. 😊
@@WardenJune honestly sad if they are part of his staff and doing that. I understand being proud of the show you work on, even truly enjoying watching every week. But the constant "wooooo" comes off as disingenuous after you hear it more than twice in one episode, Like, we get it - you agree with your boss.
Uh, "preparing" might have taken some effort. His "advisors" kept telling him to "stick to the issues", which, of course, he had NO INTEREST in doing. Uh, just gimme a headline-grabbing topic, like oh, "They're eating the CATS", great one. Not too long ago, Tom Hanks was drinking the blood of children and Oprah was running an operation stealing children through underground tunnels. There are SOME people who just can't get enough of this prurient BS. It excites them.
3 "men" lol. always reminds me this show is filmed in California when I hear grown men pursing their lips to applaud in the most effeminate way possible. I'd much rather one of those guys who feels the need to bark like a dog after every joke.
@TheOfficialTarynTots Ignore the trolls, seriously! They know their ship is sinking, DT already chose electrocution. You're going to make history with President Kamala Harris! 💙
Easy explanation- how do you choose between 2 piles of steaming crap? It isn't so much Kamala performed well- she didn't even answer one question and had an easy night of it because she was supported by the moderators who allowed her to sidestep every hard question. She just performed better than Trump because he is a moron who cannot ignore any assault against his ego. During the debate, at first I was like, "Wow, they asked Kamala some pretty tough questions!" But then I saw that they were not making her answer the tough questions and she never did- she just taunted Trump and floated empty lines. Trump is just a jackass and Kamala is a souless puppet. I would say I was undecided, but I made the decision a few weeks ago not to vote because neither candidate is worth the ten minutes of my time. The system is sheeeeeeet. We can;t get decent candidates becasue the DNC handpicks theirs (the people don't) and there are too many morons who pick the worst candidate in the primaries.
at least one of them wasn't undecided beforehand. She voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020, said she was hesitant this time, but the debate settled it for her. She would have concluded the same had he taken a gun and tried to take Kamala out that way.
So it was 23:2 with the moderators winning by a clear margin, shame they didn't call out any of her lies but tried to suppress his honest facts. But she would never willingly participate in a hostile debate despite the fact he's done 2 debates against hostile moderators.
@@hikingphotoghogwash. Quit crying about Trump being called out on misinformation. Trump had 7 more minutes to talk. If anything it was stacked against Kamala. Get with it. And stop crying. He’s not fit to be President. That’s just a fact.
"It was a rigged deal, as I assumed it would be," Trump said Wednesday morning. - From The Apprentice Emmys, to the Iowa caucuses, to the 2020 election... that's the word he always uses. A sure sign that he knew he lost, that he knew Kamala had beaten him... he called the debate "rigged"
Trump really doesn't need any help looking and sounding like a fool but having a competent,sane, cogent person like VP Harris on the same stage, the contrast is mind bending.
Why won't she do any interviews on her own? The only time she talks to the press is a short one minute answer, and that's it. What is her foreign policy positions? She hasn't actually given anything specific. People can look at Trump's record and know what to expect, but nothing is known about Kamala, nothing positive. If you look at her career as a prosecutor it's horrendous and fascist. Keeping people in prison past their sentence, so they can be used as free labor, and keeping a man on death row, when her office knew he was innocent. The only way he got out in time was through his lawyer. That's a huge red flag that Kamala abuses her positions of power, yet people want to give her the power of the Presidency?
@@jrs9264 dude, he talks but he doesn't SAY anything but nonsense, ie word salad. He might have a neurological problem, which is what word salad usually describes but I think he just talks ad nauseum to baffle people with bull 💩so they'll be so distracted that they don't realize they've been conned. He's a con man, Don the con. An interesting old movie kind of illustrates this: A Face in the Crowd starring Andy Griffith. Donnie doesn't use a teleprompter because I suspect he is barely literate. Purchasing a degree is not the same as earning one.
Police refused to do a report on all of the episodes of weird animal ingestion. They are swamped with 20k new outsiders pressing into the resources of our sweet small towns😮😮😢😅
No they didn’t get mixed up……they were propagated by right wing nationalists, the black woman was in another part of Ohio and she was mentally ill and born in the US. The geese was a pic of a black man holding a goose which the photographer said was in yet another part of Ohio, totally unrelated and NOT eating it! That’s how stories breathe life by further spreading the untruths! Two bomb threats in Springfield by neon nazis is not what we need in a President!
There’s been two bomb threats since his comment. At least they kept the kids out of school. Every time trump opens his mouth, it’s a signal to his fan club. I’d like to update my post that Trump may have seen Erik’s Lee’s Facebook post and promoted it as truth.
This did actually happen in the UK. Some immigrants (if memory serves me right they were Bulgarians) were caught by a lake eating swans, which are a protected species.
When Hmong (Laotian) refugees first came to Minnesota, they would clear out all the squirrels from state land and then ask the state to restock them. They did buy hunting licenses, though.
About the boxer: a lot of women, including me, have PCOS which causes you too have higher levels of testosterone. Doctors can prescribe testosterone blockers but they have a whole host of side effects including depression. We're still women.
@@teresabenson3385 Do you have a source for this? If true, it would mean that the boxer was a man with Klinefelter Syndrome. I have not read that anyone has shown a proven copy of any chromosome test for this boxer.
@@PeterMoss54321 Assuming you're talking about the Algerian, it was in several places-- that's why she failed the genetic test for the boxing organization itself. She was intersex, not trans.
Edgy, as in tip-toeing up to that line and getting so so so close ... but not actually crossing it. Thanking you for letting us laugh at someone who is "an unserious man". Let us hope we get under his skin.
Migrants and not vetted not checked for covid Allowed with criminal records and gang histories. --Not only Springfield OH ofc Obvious subversion of this country's integrity and ssfety
00:31 - Bill was joking with this quip; however, that very idea probably entered Don Von Schitzenpanz's mind around 18 minutes into the debate, after Kamala Harris had already correctly "called out Trump's major lies" 3 times.
@@ballrude Do you know what a Baron is, and maybe why it implies a figure of authority by birth or appointment of a monacrh, or aristocrat, and how it may even invite bullying and ridicule? Any which way trump is a bogus pomp, and really a whole lot more even way worse stuff! Is your son named Baron, or Duke, or Contessa, because they are all in the same vein? What kind of absurd nonsense is a soul, other than a make believe thing, and do you have even a sliver of viable evidence such a thing exists?
He's so easily manipulated! Wow. She basically said so and lit the firecracker while he stood there with a bucket of water... but he just held it and let it go off. 😂🎉
@@mariehelena2364easily manipulated like the average Kamala voter. She’s literally in charge of the damage happening right now and you want another 4 years of it?
Trump is *mentally chaotic* 😵💫, and JD Vance is chaotically weird . America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House. Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.😵
@@dd12345-jit has nothing to do with gender and everything to do with “not electing a f@scist” People like you make centrists want to vote for the f@scist. People like you are why Hillary lost. Stop being cringe
@@jrs9264 A guy who had it off with a porn star while his wife was at home with their newborn son is in no position to criticize anyone else's sexual activities. And the debate was not rigged just because Trump said it was. Nobody forced him to talk about pets being eaten. Get out of the cult.
I feel really bad for Springfield Ohio.
Yeah. So much attention and it'll be forgotten in a month.
What's the obsession of left of centre being in love with death cult of Islam? Muslims and ex Muslims in Iran are the biggest allies of the enlightened world and yet you support our oppressors. Come talk to us @atheistrepublic.
@@mariehelena2364 Yep, lol. It has the most forgettable name with multiple other, more important, cities having the exact same name. So, they are kind of fortunate that they won't be forever known for this.
@@jeffreyyoung6714 Yeah, you are spreading misinformation, troll.
@@MatthewTheWanderer it’s literally on UA-cam. Search “Springfield residents” and stop putting your hands over year ears and closing your eyes and screaming “troll” like a toddler.
How do Republicans treat puppy killers? Well, Kristi Noem was an invited speaker at the RNC.
Yeah! The irony. Plus whatever unidentified/alleged roadkill RFK Jr chows down on. Probably where he got that brain worm 🪱 😛
@@jeffreyyoung6714a clump of cells is a baby wow
Trump's new line of Fido and Kitty barbeque? That guy will sell anything! Vote 🇺🇲
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@@mariehelena2364 yeah exactly, the people we are up against see human beings as clumps of cells, there is no gray area really, just debauchery but hey that’s super fun too right?
Just a correction: It's not Springfield, Illinois. It's Springfield, Ohio. (Edited for spelling)
That's not the only thing Bill f***** up
@@Fieldsherbertrelax, it's Friday - but duly noted 😊
Springfield, Ill = The Simpsons Springfield? 🙂
@@mariehelena2364hello Springdale
I’ve lived in Springfield Illinois my entire life… sadly it’s not us
1:41 As a Korean, I was LMFAO at this line …
I don’t blame you. I thought it was a stupid joke…
You could add Vietnamese and Congolese. Both countries have groups who have eaten cats.
Finally someone got the right country for this😂
Springfield is not a joke people are going to get hurt.
I know I watched a young goth black girl in Springfield who was genuinely showing PTSD symptoms cry hysterically while describing finding her best friend strung up like a deer
An 11 year old was killed last year by an illegal Haitian that was driving without a driver's license, and didn't have any experience behind the wheel. The guy hit a school bus and killed 11 year old Aiden Clark in Springfield, Ohio.
@@My-Name-Isnt-Importantyea. And his father told trump to stop using his sons memory to spread hate
How pathetic he's more concerned that his was son was killed by an immigrant and not a white guy. He literally said that. his TDS is so bad he actually lamented, not that his son was killed but that he was killed by an immigrant. 🙄🤡@@KeithJackson-ux7eh
@@My-Name-Isnt-Important Kid's dad already asked gop to stop dancing on his son's grave with their hate and lunacy.
Trump's concern for cats and dogs is just as genuine as his concern for birds that get killed by wind turbines.
dvdschaub and what about the killing of majestic wild animals by his own 2 sons...?
@@katiekarakondis3348l
...or humans
Do you mean the birds and bald eagles killed due to the Obama Administration executive order allowing birds, even endangered birds, to be killed that threatened wind turbines?
@@katiekarakondis3348 awww… you ok, hun?
Bill, Fire the wooooo person on your staff.
Fucking for real, shits corny
Wooooo
Audience
the applause after every joke is annoying, too
I HATE THAT GUY
I’ve been watching your show for 13 years and this is the best episode beginning to end. Great job! And thank you for the New Rule of a brief election and transition. That’s one thing all Americans can get behind.
You're a NPC
'...literally on a wild goose chase.' +++ for the proper use of 'literally.' It's done so rarely.
Not true because for it to be literally the geese would have to be "wild" and their not...Your not going to just kill a wild goose unless you have a gun and maybe some decoys.
Who cares!
@@zolnsalt Your comment got my "thumb up" vote because I've long known that self-appointed editors should be 100% correct when correcting the speech of others! Although, your comment had the malaprop of "their" instead of "they're," maybe that was due to often incorrect and constantly intrusive AI spellcheck? Anyway, your comment most likely won't get the number of "thumb up" votes as that of @arraymac227 , but you deserve more recognition for being closer to 100% (with that possible AI forced error diminishing my admittedly "self-appointed" assessment of your comment🧐🤓😎😂😉).
@@zolnsalt When 'wild' applies to the chase, and not the geese...
@@zolnsalt - If they are not domestic geese, privately owned and belonging to private land, are they not then wild?
I agree with Pete Buttigieg. This story is being repeated by trump partially to deflect interest in important questions like "trump, what is your plan for the economy, for health, for housing, for ...,."
Same could be said when Harris went on tangents about where she grew up or that she had friends. Or when she baited Trump about crowd sizes instead of answering about the war, or the economy. Can any politician actually answer a question they are given directly anymore?
After 4 years in Office and 4 years whining/campaigning, he now has 'the concept of a plan' ... any day now ...
But he actually has a plan, and has had it for quite some time. He didn’t answer any of the questions I don’t think and even when Trump didn’t answer straight yes or no he had an answer. “ it wouldn’t be a discussion. It wouldn’t happen, I’m not going to get it on my desk bc that’s not what’s being focussed on at all, in fact the opposite is being focussed on, we want the states to decide” obviously not his exact words but not hard to listen 😘
@@ruthhunter3381 we heard his answer in the debate about his healthcare plan. He has a ‘concept of a plan’ 😱
Are you kidding me? As if Kamala gets specific about her plans for the economy? She speaks in a vague, word salad. She barely answered any questions at the debate.
Please get rid of the guy in the audience that keeps screaming “Woo” on every line. He seems to be there on every show and it’s getting to a point that I can only hear him now. It’s very annoying
I was just thinking the same thing. Attention-seeking and just plain annoying.
He's a plant. Bill needs the adoration. So he pays the audience to hoot and holler.
Woooaaahh!!!!
They HIRED him to do that
@@lore-qp4mmLike trump does!
Lots of Haitians in my community, it's horrible what Trump says about them. They work their butts off at Walmart for this kind of grief.
The can go go bye bye too
They work hard in PetCo too (apparently)
Several Haitian ladies serve customers at the coffee shops and quick service locations at Walt Disney World. They work hard, they look great, and I’m sure they are extremely grateful to have their jobs.
@@BirdsNNVA we agree.
Not the point here. You pretend to miss the whole tragedy folks are going thru
You're a good person. Well done for saying this.
It's Springfield, Ohio.
You can't expect them to actually speak the truth. They are so comfortable in their lies.
@@sapphireblue222Project much?
If Trump got an electric shock each time he lied he would in a permanent state of epilepsy.
Just like Biden
@@sriddle3569 Ooooh, good one! How long did it take to "think" that up? How many of your kind did you have to call up, to gather suggestions & input so you could fine tune it before releasing to the public? If he has an opening on his staff, Bill should hire you as a joke writer. And, if he doesn't have an opening, he should cut somebody loose to create one to fill with you. You, sir/madam, are a true comic genius ...!
@@sion_lazar The only one being discussed right here, right now. The only one currently running for President of the U.S.. That's some fine capitalization & punctuation on your sentence fragment, there, by the way. It's so hard for your MAGA kind to do simple things correctly, isn't it?
That is why Biden is almost dead now 😂 and Kamala is getting braindead 🤣
@@sriddle3569 so you admit Trump is a liar ahaha
I've been waiting for Bill's comments since the debate. Hilarious as always. ❤
Nah.
He is a flaming liberal
Uhhhhhhh, Bill - it's Springfield, "Ohio"
Well, it's actually nowhere, if you're referring to a place where 20,000 Haitian migrants are eating dogs or ducks, such a place does not exist. It's just racst nonsense.
Don't get hung up about the details of the delsional ravings of a stocccastic terr'ist.
Misspelings intentional to fool the tubes.
You make it so fun to state the facts about this lunatic 😂😂😂
Please make woo guy go away. All of them. They are so annoying and they've been around ever since about 3 years ago when you were constantly chewing out the crowd.
Liberals are professional fakes. Why would you be surprised that the audience is packed with paid clapping seals? Same as the “independent voters” that voted Kamala 23-2. 😊
Drunks lol
Woo! Guy and Yeow! Guy have been around for a long time. Never seen them, only heard them, but they do exist only to annoy.
@@FairHaven-h8s about 3 years. They must be on his staff or else they come every week.
@@WardenJune honestly sad if they are part of his staff and doing that. I understand being proud of the show you work on, even truly enjoying watching every week. But the constant "wooooo" comes off as disingenuous after you hear it more than twice in one episode, Like, we get it - you agree with your boss.
There are no undecided voters.Just people who aren't gonna tell you who they're voting for
Not so fast. I am leaning one way but haven't made up my mind between Kennedy and Harris.
@danthemankhan 😆 🤣 😂 😹.... Say you're voting for Trump without saying you're voting for Trump
@@jkelley8173 No, definitely not. If I was I would just say so.
@danthemankhan I agree. I would say so as well, but there's a lot of people that are afraid of the backlash, whether you vote right or left.
@@danthemankhan , Kennedy joined Trump. Perhaps you should consider Jill Stein, Cornel West or Chase Oliver.
Chief Wiggum,said no one was eating dogs,unless they were at Moe's all night with Homer! HAAHa
She baited him and he fell for all of them. He didn't prepare but she did, very strange.
He has ADD. He can't be coached.
Uh, "preparing" might have taken some effort. His "advisors" kept telling him to "stick to the issues", which, of course, he had NO INTEREST in doing. Uh, just gimme a headline-grabbing topic, like oh, "They're eating the CATS", great one. Not too long ago, Tom Hanks was drinking the blood of children and Oprah was running an operation stealing children through underground tunnels. There are SOME people who just can't get enough of this prurient BS. It excites them.
Bill: "Trump is asshole!"
Three separate men in the audience: "WOOOOOOOOOOO"
They're multiplying quickly.
It's a grab for reflected glory. Like, "I coulda said that too. Look at me!"
3 "men" lol. always reminds me this show is filmed in California when I hear grown men pursing their lips to applaud in the most effeminate way possible. I'd much rather one of those guys who feels the need to bark like a dog after every joke.
I never expected to hear "She puts out" during a presidential debate or saying people are eating dogs and cats during a debate. Absolutely insane!
She puts out? coming from a sex offender old man who cheated on all his wives!
So funny~~
A bit of Truth in all of those HaHas from the debate!
@@TruBlu65 Ummm, what? I wasn't joking about anything.
@TheOfficialTarynTots Ignore the trolls, seriously! They know their ship is sinking, DT already chose electrocution. You're going to make history with President Kamala Harris! 💙
I believe this is all wishful thinking on Trump's part.
One of your best Bill 👍👍
I bet Trump watched an old episode of "Alf", and thought it was a documentary
HA !!! You Kill Me!
Trump is Alf (?).
He also thinks The Silence of the Lambs is a documentary and Hannibal Lecter is real.
probably thought it was himself in his hay day!
Wow ! Your a true wit. You should cohost with bill, then we would have two idiots to laugh at not with. Btw your so not funny.
That 's not my dad😂😂😂😅
You can't make this up.
The joke at 0:32 didn’t age well…
Nope. American media is crazy.
How so?
Lame Bill
@@Deathwhitch Because another man with a gun appears to have been attempting to target Trump.
Bill: hey guys
Crowd: woo Wooooo WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rick Flair in the audience hollering "Whoo"
Donald Trump is just stark raving mad. Pass it on.
THAT is sooo obvious to ALL (EXCEPT tRUMPIES).
Bill get your news straight, it is Springfield Ohio and not the one in Illinois.
I can't comprehend how that vote of undecided voters wasn't 25:0.. and how anyone can be undecided in the first place
Easy explanation- how do you choose between 2 piles of steaming crap? It isn't so much Kamala performed well- she didn't even answer one question and had an easy night of it because she was supported by the moderators who allowed her to sidestep every hard question. She just performed better than Trump because he is a moron who cannot ignore any assault against his ego. During the debate, at first I was like, "Wow, they asked Kamala some pretty tough questions!" But then I saw that they were not making her answer the tough questions and she never did- she just taunted Trump and floated empty lines. Trump is just a jackass and Kamala is a souless puppet.
I would say I was undecided, but I made the decision a few weeks ago not to vote because neither candidate is worth the ten minutes of my time. The system is sheeeeeeet. We can;t get decent candidates becasue the DNC handpicks theirs (the people don't) and there are too many morons who pick the worst candidate in the primaries.
at least one of them wasn't undecided beforehand. She voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020, said she was hesitant this time, but the debate settled it for her. She would have concluded the same had he taken a gun and tried to take Kamala out that way.
So it was 23:2 with the moderators winning by a clear margin, shame they didn't call out any of her lies but tried to suppress his honest facts. But she would never willingly participate in a hostile debate despite the fact he's done 2 debates against hostile moderators.
@@hikingphotoghogwash. Quit crying about Trump being called out on misinformation.
Trump had 7 more minutes to talk.
If anything it was stacked against Kamala. Get with it. And stop crying. He’s not fit to be President. That’s just a fact.
The Dems did some bat sh1t stuff last few years BLM trans stuff. Are you really surprised?
"wild goose chase" love it 😁
They said the same about the Chinese long years ago. Always the same playbook.
The death of dogma is the birth of morality. - Immanuel Kant, philosopher (1724-1804)
I can confirm that trump was in fact worried about Santa’s little helper and Snowball II in Springfield
Bill on a roll!
"They are literally on a wild goose chase".
Get Ric Flair out of the audience.
I absolutely hate it
Wooooooo
Huh? It was Springfield, Ohio, not Illinois and it was cats, not dogs. Come on, Bill - get the details right, please.
If he had the details, then he would know that it's true. Speaking lies is much more his style.
He's not different from Trump much then
Trump said cats and dogs in the debate.
I HAVE CONCEPT OF A PLAN😅😂😂😂
Actually Donald Trump is the second president not to have any pets. The first one was James Polk.
@@Acronym6197😂👏🏼
His pets are Lindsay, MTG, Gaetz, Jordan. Etc.
Another one-term POTUS.
@@mikeb5664just like Biden
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I love your Barron joke: “That’s not my dad!”
"It was a rigged deal, as I assumed it would be," Trump said Wednesday morning.
- From The Apprentice Emmys, to the Iowa caucuses, to the 2020 election... that's the word he always uses.
A sure sign that he knew he lost, that he knew Kamala had beaten him... he called the debate "rigged"
Ceterum censeo: Whoo-guy needs to be removed.
BILL: "It's hot today"
PAID AUDIENCE MEMBER: "Wooooo!!!! HAHAHAHA! Woooooooooooo!!!!!!"
😂
Yeah, that loud audience member is back & is so annoying but why doesn’t Bill hate it too? I don’t get it.
@@chippy7745Bill gets very snippy if the audience doesn't find one of his jokes funny. So, he needs that enhanced laughing to bolster his confidence.
cope and seethe
It's like V for Vendetta levels of propaganda
Trump's new line of Fido and Kitty barbeque? That guy will sell anything! Vote 🇺🇲
GET RID OF WOOO GUY GD IT!!!
Springfield, OHIO… … not Illinois.
Duck is a delicacy on a menu.
Go pick it up at your local park
In Germany goose is the traditional Christmas dinner. Delicious with potato dumplings and sweet/sour red cabbage.
I think it's nasty. I'll a bird that has no white meat. Hmmm.
@@KiloMintoni-kg4kn ??????
@@madamecurious But you go to the Kaufhof or a farmer you know. You don't go round them up in the park.
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Trump really doesn't need any help looking and sounding like a fool but having a competent,sane, cogent person like VP Harris on the same stage, the contrast is mind bending.
As some of these comments illustrate, Trump voters are even bigger buffoons than he is.
Oh sure
he can talk without a teleprompter and a script.
she needs to spend weeks taking faking lessons, to recite question evasions and fake faces. 🤡
Why won't she do any interviews on her own? The only time she talks to the press is a short one minute answer, and that's it. What is her foreign policy positions? She hasn't actually given anything specific. People can look at Trump's record and know what to expect, but nothing is known about Kamala, nothing positive.
If you look at her career as a prosecutor it's horrendous and fascist. Keeping people in prison past their sentence, so they can be used as free labor, and keeping a man on death row, when her office knew he was innocent. The only way he got out in time was through his lawyer. That's a huge red flag that Kamala abuses her positions of power, yet people want to give her the power of the Presidency?
@@jrs9264 dude, he talks but he doesn't SAY anything but nonsense, ie word salad. He might have a neurological problem, which is what word salad usually describes but I think he just talks ad nauseum to baffle people with bull 💩so they'll be so distracted that they don't realize they've been conned. He's a con man, Don the con. An interesting old movie kind of illustrates this: A Face in the Crowd starring Andy Griffith.
Donnie doesn't use a teleprompter because I suspect he is barely literate. Purchasing a degree is not the same as earning one.
Goose is good eating. If they catch, clean and cook it, invite me to dinner 😅
Audience plants that whoop and laugh too hard are so annoying.
Plant this...
As a Canadian we are directing our geese to avoid Ohio 🤣❤️🇨🇦
This is what Maher was born for
I remember this same energy in September of 2016.....
And… the energy didn’t change for 4 years when he was telling you guys to inject bleach
People really are this gullible. They are not illegal and they have been here 5 years, so im guessing they probably know how to drive.
It’s Springfield Ohio. I live in Springfield. The Haitians are hard working legal citizens. The hate I hear from some people here is sickening.
Wonderful 😊
Seriously....applause after every punch line........
I finally figured it out! Grandpa is a Humanoid from Mars
The only ducks being eaten are the ones are by Americans at the Chinese restaurant the crispy kind 😂
Ohio not Illinois!!!
If they didn’t put the state sign at the border, who could tell which you were in?
Can’t stand alll the whoo’s from his people
Trump is "literally on a wild goose chase." So true!!!
It’s in the police report a woman from Ohio ate a cat while at the same time some Haitians ate some geese. The stories got mixed up in social media.
yeah Trump decided to change the story to demonize immigrants once again....fear mongering at its worse....shameful..
What police report?
Police refused to do a report on all of the episodes of weird animal ingestion.
They are swamped with 20k new outsiders pressing into the resources of our sweet small towns😮😮😢😅
No they didn’t get mixed up……they were propagated by right wing nationalists, the black woman was in another part of Ohio and she was mentally ill and born in the US. The geese was a pic of a black man holding a goose which the photographer said was in yet another part of Ohio, totally unrelated and NOT eating it! That’s how stories breathe life by further spreading the untruths! Two bomb threats in Springfield by neon nazis is not what we need in a President!
@@fuzzywuzzy1355 you can Google it
Meow 🐈⬛
There’s been two bomb threats since his comment. At least they kept the kids out of school. Every time trump opens his mouth, it’s a signal to his fan club.
I’d like to update my post that Trump may have seen Erik’s Lee’s Facebook post and promoted it as truth.
Who was thetrans school assasin?
The Bernie follower baseball practice shooter?? Etc
1:20 No Bill, not Sprinfield, Illinois. The pets are safe there.
The pets are also safe in Ohio.
lol 😂 on point 👍🏿😃
Grab em by the Trump -
-Putin
It’s actually happening, I saw it with my own eyes. Springfield OHIO
Lol, no you didn't.
I couldn't bear to see a dog or cat giving all its love to its master Donald. What a waste of life (or nine lives)!
can we get back to policy already? ya i get it dog thing is funny, but so is economic policy, foreign policy.
You came to the wrong election if you want policy discussion. Trump doesn't have them and Harris doesn't want to alienate anyone with hers.
@@fishheadbreakroom what policy? Trump is on record as only saying he has concepts. No concrete plans or even ideas
That fing WoOoO guy has to stop
This did actually happen in the UK. Some immigrants (if memory serves me right they were Bulgarians) were caught by a lake eating swans, which are a protected species.
When Hmong (Laotian) refugees first came to Minnesota, they would clear out all the squirrels from state land and then ask the state to restock them. They did buy hunting licenses, though.
If they eat a swan caught in a park it's the death penalty. Swans belong to the monarch.
Polish
I literally don't believe any crazy animal eating claims at this point without a source to back it up.
The "sniper" joke REALLY didn't age well.
About the boxer: a lot of women, including me, have PCOS which causes you too have higher levels of testosterone. Doctors can prescribe testosterone blockers but they have a whole host of side effects including depression. We're still women.
The boxer actually had XXY chromosomes, not XX.
@@teresabenson3385 Do you have a source for this? If true, it would mean that the boxer was a man with Klinefelter Syndrome. I have not read that anyone has shown a proven copy of any chromosome test for this boxer.
@@PeterMoss54321 Assuming you're talking about the Algerian, it was in several places-- that's why she failed the genetic test for the boxing organization itself. She was intersex, not trans.
@@teresabenson3385 The IBA is corrupt to the core. This boxing organization can not be seen as a reliable source!
Voting BLUE up and down the ballot 2024!!!! Let's Go Democracy!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Pathetic
Fuck no
Edgy, as in tip-toeing up to that line and getting so so so close ... but not actually crossing it. Thanking you for letting us laugh at someone who is "an unserious man". Let us hope we get under his skin.
Im from UK, I'm 65, and all my life watching American TV, i thought whoopin and hollerin was a normal thing 😂
on Jerry Springer and
Lets make a Deal sure....
It’s IMMIGRANTS! not Migrants! Sheesh.
Migrants and not vetted not checked for covid
Allowed with criminal records and gang histories. --Not only Springfield OH ofc
Obvious subversion of this country's integrity and ssfety
SAFETY especially WOMEN'S
Kamala mopped the floor with Trump. Harris/Walz 2024 💙
😂😂😂😂 Yes 🤚👍
Ha, I don't think so
@@rodneykeddy6584 luckily, you're the minority
@@rodneykeddy6584is you're iq 78?
I promise Kamala won’t win
You can always count on the “WHOOOO!!!” guy in the audience…
00:31 - Bill was joking with this quip; however, that very idea probably entered Don Von Schitzenpanz's mind around 18 minutes into the debate, after Kamala Harris had already correctly "called out Trump's major lies" 3 times.
she had nothing but lies, confident that her friends at ABC disney had already rigged the mods....💯🤡💩👀👺
Only a self important bogus pomp would name their son "Baron".
Good gracious who broke your soul?
@@ballrude Do you know what a Baron is, and maybe why it implies a figure of authority by birth or appointment of a monacrh, or aristocrat, and how it may even invite bullying and ridicule? Any which way trump is a bogus pomp, and really a whole lot more even way worse stuff!
Is your son named Baron, or Duke, or Contessa, because they are all in the same vein?
What kind of absurd nonsense is a soul, other than a make believe thing, and do you have even a sliver of viable evidence such a thing exists?
Whooo guy is back....and he brought friends.
He's such an irritating little hemorrhoid. I'm going to nickname him Ladybug in honor of Lindsay Graham and his "ladybugs"
I hate that guy and his friends
@@moniqueengleman873he's dividing like a weird microbe haha
@@mariehelena2364 cell division should have stopped with him.
I just don't understand why he is so fricking loud. It is so annoying
@@moniqueengleman873 At this point you're being trolled and don't know it.
Fantastic getting that out there, little? Is your governor Saying Anything About, Your situation?😅
I don’t think it’s that Trump hates dogs, I think dogs hate Trump.
Not kidding, Sodexo had Tangy Korean Dog | Sweet potato fries - on Thursday's online menu
Well he's getting awfully cozy with Loomer.
hahaha funny
I think your TDS shows everyone your two digit IQ
Thx Bill
why is no one talking about the fact that trump has no wounds on his face or ear????
9 weeks after the incident? Let's leave all the crazy over on the right, please.
Plenty of people are.
We just ignore those types of people.
Bit late now, plenty of people talked about it weeks ago. You obviously missed it.
@@juliewoodman2439 ahh so they talked about ear cartilage regrowing did they? And yes even after 9 weeks it would still be visible.
@jonathan4948 Most of the comments were dubiousl about any injury , maybe a little nick.. Nothing that needed a pad on the ear.
Trump was so triggered. Too funny to watch.
He's so easily manipulated! Wow. She basically said so and lit the firecracker while he stood there with a bucket of water... but he just held it and let it go off. 😂🎉
@@mariehelena2364 Being easily manipulated is one of the last things anyone should want a President to be!
@@mariehelena2364easily manipulated like the average Kamala voter. She’s literally in charge of the damage happening right now and you want another 4 years of it?
Trump is *mentally chaotic* 😵💫, and JD Vance is chaotically weird . America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House.
Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.😵
@@jeffreyyoung6714that was a decent spin, not bad. Trump should hire you but he won't listen.
I wonder how much Bill pays his audience to laugh?
say what you want about Bill's monologue but it sure beats the hell out of his celebrity interview show.
@SladeBling WHAT "celebrity interview show" are you referring to?
@@Crazy-Roland-vDrums his Club Random UA-cam show.
There's nobody for him to talk over during the monologue.
It's not Springfield, Illinois, Bill. It's Springfield, Ohio.
Don't let facts get in the way of a great story.
We know, about 50 people have already mentioned it!
@@juliewoodman2439 too bad bill couldn't get a simple fact correct
@@brentoncarter4275 Well, in all fairness, Trump and Vance couldn’t get a BIG fact correct. LOL…
The years of the woman 2024-2028. Vote Kamala 💙 Trump's yesterday's news!!!
@A-Wesker-5 you're probably not a woman lol 😆
@A-Wesker-5 cause we've had 200 years of men in the presidency. It's time for a change, don't you think?
@@dd12345-jit has nothing to do with gender and everything to do with “not electing a f@scist”
People like you make centrists want to vote for the f@scist. People like you are why Hillary lost. Stop being cringe
Gross
@@dd12345-j how sexist are you that care about gender over competence when it comes to leading the nation?
Bill Maher is brillian
No one seems to mention when Trump said he heard Kamala 'puts out'. That must be a first for a presidential debate.😮
ask willie brown. that rigged debate was the easiest night she had since he ran out of viagara....💯🤣
@@jrs9264 A guy who had it off with a porn star while his wife was at home with their newborn son is in no position to criticize anyone else's sexual activities.
And the debate was not rigged just because Trump said it was. Nobody forced him to talk about pets being eaten. Get out of the cult.
@@jrs9264how is a debate rigged?
@@jrs9264 You're repeating dear leader's lunacy. Why? How was it rigged?