No wait, dna under fingernails came from him snooping in his garbage again lolol I'm surprised he never tried to say this, I would of. Obviously never been up for homicide though lolol.
If that's his defense he should absolutely avoid the witness stand, because that assertion is ridiculous anyway but the absurdity is magnified by a 1,000 times whenever he says it out loud.
Actually, he doesn't. He thinks he's the smartest man in the room. Narcissists live for the false self inside their heads...they will deny reality if it conflicts with the internal self-image. This is why facts don't matter to narcissists whenever it's those facts aren't convenient for them. 🎉
It's not that's they're aware or not but that regardless of how well they think it's going they just March forward. They just keep denying. Look at Scott Peterson still trying to claim innocence.
I’m sure they spent a lot of energy trying to convince him not to, but it’s a right to testify at your own trial if you want to. The narcissism is strong with this one
He's banking on just one juror who's life experiences make it easier for them to believe in setting an innocent person up so that he looks guilty. He believes himself to be highly intelligent and able to talk his way out of anything. Even a murder.
He really thinks his “relaxed” demeanor-head resting on his clenched hand, tilted head as if in deep contemplation, furrowed brow of intense concentration-is fooling the jury. Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Pretty “casual” considering he is on trial for murder and is supposed to be on the stand defending himself. Looks like he thinks he’s in a regular ole board meeting.
Any day now, he'll change his defense to "the dead reporter was so OBVIOUSLY out to get me that he staged his own murder and made it look like I'm the perpetrator".
@@lisastribling9766Used to play drink- along Dallas when in Uni…never thought I’d be able to play that during trial! Great idea for my next Uni reunion! 😂
This revolting thing must be removed from public to protect normal decent people. It is obviously a massive egotist and is entitled to the extreme, incredibly dangerous.
And yet look at the job he was given? Over other people "below him"! How does someone complained about so many times even stay in their business position? Whomever makes these decisions are over-educated--in other words, ferduh!
He wants us to feel sympathy for him but I feel nothing but embarrassment and disgust over the way his self-importance is deluding him into believing his opinion will overshadow facts in evidence.
OMG the shoes in his house have his DNA, chopped up under the couch but they were planted? Megamind has lost his mind...... his theory makes no sense.......
The fun part about this is that the prosecutor couldn't ask all these speculative questions if Telles hadn't introduced the topics during his testimony.
I wonder if any of his family members are in the courtroom. Or who most of the people are on his side of the room. I can’t see how any of his family would want to go.
I’d somewhat agree but he’s proving to be more of a petulant child than I’d even expected. I feel like he really still thinks there will be some Hail Mary moment.
I could easily imagine this exchange - “Mr Telles, am I standing in this courtroom interrogating you right now?” Telles - “I can’t say that you are, no”. Lol
Wow!The audacity this killer has is out of this world!He really believes his lies about the "framing."That demeanor he's portraying on the stand taunting,smugness isn't helping one bit!I"m anxiously waiting for the guilty verdict🤞🏻Justice
Just dig a deeper hole why don’t you this man is certifiable I’ve never heard anybody denying it like this on the stand. They usually take a plea deal before it gets to this point. This is crazy.
@@maplebear6527 You and your 7 minions couldn't tell what a malignant narcissist is even if Trumpopath showed you everyday. Group mentality is very reassuring.
"Tcha! Yessir. Tcha yessir. Tcha no sir. Tcha no sir. Tcha yessir. Tcha no sir" this south park cartoonish funny squid head looking fruit cake with the constant vocal clicks before every answer 😂😂😂😂.
If i had to work with this guy, you'd be watching MY trial on Law&Crime. 🤣🤣
lmaooo 😭😭
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@@titanmma101 you win!!🏆🏆🏆
He is deeply convinced that he is smarter than everyone else in the courtroom.
He thinks he's smarter than the jurors.
Most murderers believe that it seems
Classic narcissist
@@robingagan6288Jodi arias sure did and look how well that worked out for her 😂
How could somebody with his intelligence pass a bar exam?
A masterful cross examination of this very guilty and very delusional defendant.
🎯🎯🎯
Yes! There’s a point where nutty answers just leave me speechless and dumbfounded. I could never think on my feet as well as this lawyer does!
He’s insufferable..😒
No wait, dna under fingernails came from him snooping in his garbage again lolol I'm surprised he never tried to say this, I would of. Obviously never been up for homicide though lolol.
@@Stroopwaffe1Who you are him???
He is a known rageaholic who is trying not to show how angry he is.
@@miaknig3130
His eyes shoot out rage, sometimes over nanoseconds!
Imagine being his cellmate
what an exhausting narcissist, he knows he is screwed
Narcissistic is correct.. it's sickening
I hope he doesn’t know 😊
Uggh, he’s revolting in so many ways. Eew
Lol so right😅
You are the other hand are so fine momma
Truly hard to look at him
This guy’s demeanor is just arrogant. Denying his DNA is under the victim’s nail is outrageous.
He’s a psychopath
That’s exactly what he should do
If that's his defense he should absolutely avoid the witness stand, because that assertion is ridiculous anyway but the absurdity is magnified by a 1,000 times whenever he says it out loud.
If his defense is that he didn't do it what else is he going to say?
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It should yake the jury 10 minutes to find him guilty.
He just can’t help himself
I don't think it will take the jury that long
They're gonna wanna the last free meal
@onyourcoffeebreak2476 Yes, from the evidence presented it should be right after selecting a forman and the first vote. He’s so guilty!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 exactly.
Can't give a straight answer to any question.
"Is water wet?"
RT " I had a PB sandwich when my cat scratched me."
His cellmate will put up with less than 5 minutes of this
Doesn't always go the way you would assume. Remember, he's capable of taking life.
There’s always a bigger fish
His law degree and ability to write legal motions will be his prison currency.
😂
As they say..”Don’t drop the soap”.....
This prosecutor is trying not to laugh at his answers .
Same
This is painful to watch
Second hand pain. I am seriously cringing 😂
Yeah, just looking at him and watching his fake facial expressions is the most painful. 😂😂
How did he ever get a woman? Yuck
roberta a ho fr
Money and power
@@libradanhe wasn’t a lawyer when he married either of his wives
I don’t know, but he has a feminine demeanor about him....ya know?😂
pestering fellow autists
I mean he has to be aware of how badly this is going
Actually, he doesn't. He thinks he's the smartest man in the room. Narcissists live for the false self inside their heads...they will deny reality if it conflicts with the internal self-image. This is why facts don't matter to narcissists whenever it's those facts aren't convenient for them. 🎉
Narcissists are supremely unaware.
Ppl like him have zero self awareness
Some of his mannerisms make me think he does.
It's not that's they're aware or not but that regardless of how well they think it's going they just March forward. They just keep denying. Look at Scott Peterson still trying to claim innocence.
His entire defense amounts to "I can't hear you!!! I can't hear you!!! La la la!!! La la la!!!"
Trumper’s mo…
LOL exactly!!
He's just claiming fake news
I’m not sure who’s more insufferable, him or Sarah Boone. His narcissism is off the charts by a huge magnitude.
So true!
I was just going to say the SAME thing!!
This prosecutor is absolutely amazing.
He is so creepy. I just cant believe his lawyers allowed him to get up there and put on this show.
He is a narcissist, he likely insisted he wanted to testify, I mean after all HE is the smartest person in the room.
I’m sure they spent a lot of energy trying to convince him not to, but it’s a right to testify at your own trial if you want to. The narcissism is strong with this one
He defending him self 😂
His lawyer is like "easy money, have at it champ"
He just thinks he's smarter than everyone else. He's playing Lex Luthor perfectly.
Why does he think denying everything will acquit him? The jury looks at evidence not "I didn't do it"
Just like amber heard 😂
Works for the head criminal, Trump.
narcissist
He's banking on just one juror who's life experiences make it easier for them to believe in setting an innocent person up so that he looks guilty. He believes himself to be highly intelligent and able to talk his way out of anything. Even a murder.
That's the Trump strategy.
His cockyness and arrogance is unbelievable 😳
He makes my skin crawl 😖
This trial is somewhat similar to OJ Simpson trial. OJ Simpson left his DNA behind and blood was found in OJ car.
I'm with you.. me too
Imagine how hard it would be working in an office with him?
Same here
@@marilynsmith365hell
He really thinks his “relaxed” demeanor-head resting on his clenched hand, tilted head as if in deep contemplation, furrowed brow of intense concentration-is fooling the jury. Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Why would he keep his fist on his chin like that. Its an obvious tell, this guy would lose in poker so bad.
Yup. He thinks he's in a position of power because he is SO delusional.
Pretty “casual” considering he is on trial for murder and is supposed to be on the stand defending himself. Looks like he thinks he’s in a regular ole board meeting.
It’s a blocking motion (emotions) in body language speak.
@@river8760so correct. It’s a automatic defense mechanism
Does he realize how akward he is? Especially never removing his hand from his face..
Someone on another channel said it best. She said he looks like Elmer Fudd! 😂😂
@car 7:30 olynsears1710
That was me!!!😅😂
I say this all the time. The first under the chin drives me crazy
@@gailkirk4024 aww, that is so mean!! To poor Elmer! 😂😂
@@msbigdog1460 but doesn't he look like Elmer for real??
This dudes creepier than the Psycho guy
Thanks, I thought it was just me.
“Your wearing your little moccasins “- ohh prosecutor what a phrase to get a narcissist of 5”4 going 😂😂
Bwahhhhh 😂
Hilarious hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought he was 6'5" and a half.
8:45 His restrained rage reaction to that comment said it all
I like this prosecutor. I don't usually say that but he keeps his cool and just points out the facts.
doesn't he look like Rob Schneider?
✨ Attorney Christopher Hammer is brilliant. Go watch him in the Thomas Randolph😉
*Christopher Hamner
@@m.g.2645 he did hammer telles😁
He's great.. I've watched him before
Defendant: "I deny reality and substitute my own."
Any day now, he'll change his defense to "the dead reporter was so OBVIOUSLY out to get me that he staged his own murder and made it look like I'm the perpetrator".
If anyones resting face could say ‘I’m better & smarter than you', it belongs to Robert Telles.
I love his defense! "I am not sure if or when or how my DNA got under the victim's fingernails, but it's not mine."
Fool 🙄....
And they have to have found ONLY his DNA there, or the defense would have run with the other match.
His bulbous head is freaking me out......
It looks like a bare button with baby oil on lol
@@bernimunro1299ffs😂😂😂😂😂
Reminds me of a giant head of Ronald Regan that someone brought to Pawn Stars to sell
I love when the prosecutor says “your little moccasins” 🤣
“Again I didn’t commit the murder” how many times is he going to say that
No one believes he's not guilty
It could be a drinking game for every time he says that😂
@@lisastribling9766Used to play drink- along Dallas when in Uni…never thought I’d be able to play that during trial! Great idea for my next Uni reunion! 😂
Repetition is a manipulation tactic.
Why did they keep asking him these questions if he didn’t kill him.
This revolting thing must be removed from public to protect normal decent people. It is obviously a massive egotist and is entitled to the extreme, incredibly dangerous.
And yet look at the job he was given? Over other people "below him"! How does someone complained about so many times even stay in their business position? Whomever makes these decisions are over-educated--in other words, ferduh!
“Sir, um, I did not ever hang out with Mr. German when he was alive.”
Was he deceased the last time you hung out with him?
yeah that was a very weird answer...
@@North_West1😂
Very strange answer!
@North_West1 😂
He wants us to feel sympathy for him but I feel nothing but embarrassment and disgust over the way his self-importance is deluding him into believing his opinion will overshadow facts in evidence.
I cannot believe anyone was married to this guy. And he had an affair? 🤮🤮🤮
I wouldn’t be sleeping with this feminine guy. Its a turn off😂
Narcissist get power, and then fools fall for it; so I believe he got some women...these women r narcissists themselves!
I don’t believe this guy.
I believe him as much as I believe one of my third graders today when he said he didn’t do something and I was looking at him when he did it. 😂😂
Ya think 😂
No one does 😂
Let’s hope the 12 Jurors don’t believe him either!
Obviously
When you try to beat A murder rap lookin like Lex Luthor or Dr Evil is funny.
He looks like a smaller, less scary Wilson Fisk.
It’s obvious Robert Telles is being deceptive.
Deceptive is an understatement
He knows his goose is cooked. He's just trying to play it out as long as possible.
Chopped Shoe- y
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What? No moo go guy pan 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂. Mate😂😂😂😂
OMG the shoes in his house have his DNA, chopped up under the couch but they were planted?
Megamind has lost his mind...... his theory makes no sense.......
Don’t insult Megamind like that! 😂😂😂
This guy is trying to dodge invisible bullets. However, they are spiritually armed. This guy is going down.
He's got to be wishing he never willingly put himself on that stand.
This guy....he thought he didn't need a lawyer.
What a pleb
Can’t they have his wife testify that those are his shoes under the couch?
She can't be compelled to testify against her husband. 🎉
You can’t compel a spouse to testify against their husband/wife
I thought she divorced him...
Spousal privilege
This dude is a clown! This is hilarious!
He might get away with it. This remind me of OJ Simpson trial
That prosecutor is lucky Robert Telles was behind bars. The last person who upset him like this was that reporter.
He's 5'5. Comon
Deny, deny, deny.
Telles is very arrogant 😊
The hand to the chin is a sign of extreme uncomfortableness
The fun part about this is that the prosecutor couldn't ask all these speculative questions if Telles hadn't introduced the topics during his testimony.
exactly lmao
It’s a fun study in psychopathy, this one 😂
I wonder if any of his family members are in the courtroom. Or who most of the people are on his side of the room. I can’t see how any of his family would want to go.
Someone definitely lied to him by telling him that look confident enough and you’ll win every time 😂😂😂
Looks pretty relaxed & that tie knot is driving me straight up a wall! Clown show!
He is so caught up in trying NOT to seem angry enough to have wanted to kill someone but he forgot to be angry about supposedly having been framed.
The lawyers eyes closed shouting….yes or no is me with my kids when someone puts the empty carton back in the fridge….😅😅😅😅
😂
During this I couldn’t help imaging being a child in his household. Not getting away with nuttin! 😂😂
14:23 that sigh he lets out is admitted defeat
I’d somewhat agree but he’s proving to be more of a petulant child than I’d even expected. I feel like he really still thinks there will be some Hail Mary moment.
Liar Liar pants on fire ! Guilty goodnight !
This clown kept all the evidence in his house, such stupidity !
You just know this man made everyone not a fellow narc miserable
I could easily imagine this exchange -
“Mr Telles, am I standing in this courtroom interrogating you right now?” Telles - “I can’t say that you are, no”. Lol
This prosecutor gets every lawyer’s dream of a Legally Blonde Level cross examination.
Hahahaha my mom was obsessed with that movie. Bend n snap
Wow!The audacity this killer has is out of this world!He really believes his lies about the "framing."That demeanor he's portraying on the stand taunting,smugness isn't helping one bit!I"m anxiously waiting for the guilty verdict🤞🏻Justice
He's a narcissistic
„No I never hung out with Mr. German when he WAS ALIVE“… say no more. Lock him up. It’s funny that he’s so convinced of his lies 😂😂
They should rename those Nikes the "Air Telles".
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fist under his chin is a strange move.
He’s the definition of a narcissist. I couldn’t even watch his narrative. That was just weird. He’s guilty asf.
Zowie….this is a crazy guy…
Narcissistic for sure .
Bad idea to testify.
6:05 there’s something so comedic about “ITS THE SAME SHOE”
Just dig a deeper hole why don’t you this man is certifiable I’ve never heard anybody denying it like this on the stand. They usually take a plea deal before it gets to this point. This is crazy.
“We never hung out.. when he was alive”
He slipped up lol
OMG, a sneaker chopped in half under my couch is crazy...YES A CRAZY KILLER ...YOU!!
This might be the most open and shut case that ever went to trial in the history of crime. Even Darrell Brooks had more reasonable doubt than this...
@@DollarDude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A gift to law schools everywhere for all time.
This guy needs to be locked up FOREVER. SOCIETY IS IN IMMEDIATE DANGER IF NOT.
I agree 100%
The face of conspiracy theories. The perfect poster boy. What an insult to the members of the jury
My mom used to knock my elbows off the dinner table.
Mine too
😂😂😂😂 yup
Do. Not. Take. The. Stand. In. Your. Own. Defense. Like omg when are y’all gonna learn
Are the shoes underneath the sofa at your house actually YOUR shoes? “That, I do not know for sure, I have similar ones….”
How do you NOT KNOW?
14:24 I was waiting for Tellachos to act like a Great Dane who got followed into a corner.
Dude is guilty.
"I didnt hang out with him WHEN HE WAS ALIVE"
Robert Telles forgets that he's not a Jedi, and can't just hand-wave and say, "I didn't do it."🙄
The prosecutor is giving Juan Martinez!
Yes, I agree!
So is this a narcissist in action? Is that what this is? I just need to know for my own personal.
Robert Tell-us.
This guy win an election ?? Unreal
And has been married twice! 😳
i mean, we have Biden as POTUS
@maplebear6527 Goes to show you cant read or discern the actual traits but reside in narcissistic alliance with a Dark Tetrad.
@@maplebear6527 You and your 7 minions couldn't tell what a malignant narcissist is even if Trumpopath showed you everyday. Group mentality is very reassuring.
His body language is cringe worthy & creepy!
oh for gods sake just find him guilty..hes trying to confuse people and hood wink them.....geezzz i cant wait to the verdict..
Cleverest person in the room. My ex was like this. He was the only actual person in the WORLD who told the truth 😂
Classic psychopath…. And Thinks he’s going to outsmart everyone
This guy is crazy 🤣🤣🤣
"Tcha! Yessir. Tcha yessir. Tcha no sir. Tcha no sir. Tcha yessir. Tcha no sir" this south park cartoonish funny squid head looking fruit cake with the constant vocal clicks before every answer 😂😂😂😂.
This is brilliant. This man is totally disillusioned. He believes that the world is flat.
"I don't know if that's my shoe....."
"Sir, do you currently HAVE both shoes, or not?"
I just watched a professional twelve-year-old...this clown NEVER grew up. He just learned the language.
Yes! How did he even keep a job managing other people? I hate jerks like this that are given high positions and are then untouchable!
why does Telles always poise with his hand to his chin?
He studied a few professionals’ body language and concocted a whole persona from them since he couldn’t form one of his own