KANKRI: Are y9u kidding me y9u little piece 9f...

What happens when you get nasty with 69% lecture, 41% meme?
An insufferable verbal beat-down is what you get.

[@coracat5502]

Kankri is love, Kankri is life. That is a trigger, where is my knife. 0_0

[@bluenette4696]

Love that for you

[@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx]

Aw thanks.

[@chrishansen1842]

@@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx hey look. It's Mr. Vantastic

[@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx]

@@chrishansen1842 Hell9.

[@trk9170]

@@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx based

[@uhoh947]

I wanted a clip of Kankri just talking (I find his voice really soothing) and I stumbled into this. Thank You.

[@EgoJordy]

"Angry feminists flying through your window"

[@8spider895]

It's n9t supp9sed t9 6e 69% lecture and 41% meme, that'd 6e 110%. S9, unless that was y9ur intenti9n, it'd 6e 69% lecture and 31% meme.

[@CAMOmnz]

Kankri Vantas just commented on cronut 's comment about that, but ye, by all means I hope more peepz call it out. Take care my dude!

[@__________._________________.]

69 likes on your comment
Nice

[@8spider895]

@@__________._________________. oh god, a comment during my homestuck phase 😳
Haha 69

[@IceCreamDoggo]

@@__________._________________. haha funny number

[@ghostgirl2822]

I like listening to Kankri's lectures , this is my favorite

[@Alex-uu8ts]

bones and teeth ughghyg me too aaaaa

[@apollo5074]

Kankri, calm down. Don't get-
*Krankri*

[@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx]

Thank y9u for the pun.

[@MarsesGlasses]

HELP I GIGGLED

[@miss.murder7066]

I'm so sorry! Hahahaha! Kankris barely talking trash and has only lil foul mouthed language XD his insults are hilarious hahaha

[@shellbeerip]

back again
to say
voice canon

[@Vaehlo]

He didn't even breath...that's Tumblr for ya!

[@starletchii]

me at 12: *makes fun of Kankri mostly cause I cant understand wtf he was saying half of the time*
me at 19 after a massive throwback thursday, unnerved by the fact that a part of me may have turned into kankri (the very troll i promised not to become): 👁️👄👁️

[@angelinagrigor5365]

Jesus, he sounds like my Mum

[@luckyocean_cat5350]

0:35 favorite part

[@dancebot9635]

luckyOcean_Cat yea lol

[@goldenbasil]

lmao agreed

[@thefluffyaj4119]

You sure this isn't Karkat?

[@kenzig7081]

TheFluffy AJ well, karkats voice is more raspy so most likely not

[@loreleijackson8998]

Where do you think Karkat gets it?

[@melonwozard]

"Karkat's voice is raspy"
Except it isn't. Literally all the voices are based on headcanon, the raspy voice is just the one people are most familiar with

[@miriammicek8883]

Karkat just yells louder. And swears more. And, ironically, says actually nicer things

[@borealissystem5916]

Okay, but Kankri would say this. (in the vid)

[@rockethero1177]

Ah, the amazing speeches of The Signless

[@relatablecancer9899]

By the desc calculation on what kankri is, we can just understand he is 110% insufferable

[@asi9ghost]

Ngl, he'd make a pretty good rapper

[@boredpride8455]

Giving 110% as always.
Im so late.

[@Alex-uu8ts]

Bored Pride
oh dude don’t worry abt beeing late, homestuck is eternal

[@lunanight2151]

This. This is why I want to be able to cosplay as Kankri. If I did I would need to have an entire note book of triggers and several not cards for lectures.

[@tobyevans7261]

I REMEMBER LISTENING TO THIS HOLY SHIT

[@CAMOmnz]

That’s awesome, it’s epic to hear this. I feel like a dinosaur from the primordial ooze after all these years

[@candicebrickhouse2008]

I want this animated holy shot

[@CAMOmnz]

dude now that you say that, it would be a dream come true to see that! I’d totally rerecord anything too, happy to see comments after so long!

[@MortanAMrk]

This is an amazing parody of the navy seals copypasta fuckimg congrats bro

[@CAMOmnz]

Thankuthanku! I love seeing that copypasta

[@Biberick]

I didn't wanted to post anything just to keep the 69 but I can confirm my head canon that the Vantas could be Latinxs, Mediterranean/Middle eastern or Catholic Filipinxs due to the "Mum" lectures I've experienced and grew up with. (But also, Kankri is a Karen too)

[@tavroscrocker6871]

I’m sending this to my 3rd grade bullies,,,

[@fleshbagwasp]

i see that description. i see what you did there

[@CAMOmnz]

cronut I hope you're pointing out my horrible math from 2014 yo. Not even being passive aggressive or anything, just was wondering when someone would notice. Take care yo!

[@fleshbagwasp]

CAMO mnz i didnt even notice the math,but i did notice that 69%. i must say that youre description is cancer

[@crescentfeather7]

Giggling. H9nestly this isn't far 9ff. Alpha timeline me was indeed that insuffera6le. -Kulira, a Kankri fictive

[@shellbeerip]

I love him

[@fungible7060]

Im so suprised that Kankri actualy sweared in this video. 😮
i love his voice btw
also
#TRIGGERWARNING

[@freindlydragon7460]

Holy- wow, i... Have no words.

[@ChatMort69420]

Yeah

[@electro.dash.666x7]

*I will be listening to this for 14 hours now, thanks.*

[@ghstbites]

this is my favorite video thank you i love kankri

[@turntechgayhead933]

trigger w9rds

[@noah1257]

I love this

[@straightjacket_kickboxer]

The hero we deserve, but do not need.
Alternian society on the other hand...

[@MarsesGlasses]

9ne small issue..I D9 N9T GIVE A FLYING GLU6!!
(als9 st9le y9ur tyiping quiek and im n9t giving it 6ack)
(Well may6e when i get tired 9f using it, just may6e)

[@montypoopoo8491]

AMAZIN!! I LOVWE THIS!!

[@ghostbear7940]

I love this to much

[@JizzEnjoyer]

Cranky

[@brokenwingproductions6513]

My life-

[@ReverseFlashFangirl]

OH MY GOD :D
this is amazing Holyshit

[@tengoelmeopene2235]

Holy sh- wow

[@beezjurga5133]

dont mind me just stratching my privlages

[@marcusmicheals5525]

i am WHEEZING

[@ritaangelina4751]

Omg ¿kankri's is going to kill me?

[@freindlydragon7460]

I-... kanny... Kanny. KANKRI VANTAS!

[@angelinagrigor5365]

DAT sass

[@epoillaKory]

Oh my fucking god

[@bluenette4696]

tHAT WAS FUCKING B E A U T I F U L oh my gOD

[@yellow_gabi]

Oh my

[@a_single_pale_artist392]

Can I get a copy and paste of the script please...I just need it...for reasons

[@ronispadez]

Man i wonder what Cronus did?

[@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx]

Cr9nus was trying t9 fight s9me9ne, when I tried t9 step in he tried t9 flirt with me.

[@ronispadez]

@@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx classic Cronus, tsk tsk

[@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx]

@@ronispadez Yeah.

[@youngphil3468]

hitup the page for raps syoop watching this shit

[@fishy658]

!

[@kankrivantas3574]

well shit kankri self defense huh?

[@prettybloodkitty7627]

OMFG KANKRI HOW DAMN OK THEN PLEASE COME FIND ME SO I CAN SMASH

[@ricephobic]

.

[@alisaporter7845]

I'm so triggered right now (°_°)😡

[@gracielovesfandoms6242]

more of karkat than kankri and i dont think kankri cusses

[@snivewus]

gracie lovesfandoms kankri does swear sometimes (ex. “herding all these g9ddamn w99l6easts, fuckin pain in the ass”) but yeah he’d have to be very triggered to go on a rant like this lmao.

[@lingonberryjam]

O_O

[@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx]

#TW #TriggerWarning #Swears #69ring #Rant