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Why did i think this was g9nna 6e a silent vide9...9h may6e 6ecause he cant ta-

9ne small issue..I D9 N9T GIVE A FLYING GLU6!! (als9 st9le y9ur tyiping quiek and im n9t giving it 6ack) (Well may6e when i get tired 9f using it, just may6e)

dope

Giggling. H9nestly this isn't far 9ff. Alpha timeline me was indeed that insuffera6le. -Kulira, a Kankri fictive

Are y9u kidding me y9u little piece 9f shit? Ill have y9u kn9w that I graduated t9p of my p9litics class, and ive been inv9lved in privilege checking with 9ver 150 c9nfirmed p9litical dem9nstrati9ns. I am trained in c9nflict res9luti9n, AND I was the m9st impressive pers9n in my entire upper middle class highsch99l! Y9u are n9thing t9 me 6ut an9ther cultural upper righter! I will wipe y9u the fuck 9ut with precisi9n, the lights which have never 6een seen under the side 9f the 45 parallel. Mark my w9rds. Y9u think y9u can get away with saying that shit t9 me 9ver the internet? THINK AGAIN FUCKER. As we speak, I am checking with my anarch9c9mmuninist analyst, f9r y9ur l9cation! S9 Y9U 6ETTER 6E PREPARED T9 DEAL WITH S9ME (idk) C9CKTAILS AND ANGRY FEMINISTS CLIMBING THR9UGH Y9UR WIND9W. Y9ur fucking dead, cherry! I can 6e anywhere, anytime, and I can kill y9u in 9ver 700 ways, and and thats just with me 6oring y9u to death while I talk ab9ut privilege! N9t 9nly am I extended trained in h9tline management, 6ut! I have access t9 a entire ars9nal s9ci9l9gical article t9 pr9ve my p9int. AND I will use them t9 wipe y9ur fucking face 9ff the earth. Y9u little shit. If 9nly y9u known that y9ur 9ppressed retri6uti9n in y9ur cultural (something) w9uld unleash, then maybe y9u w9uldve held y9ur fucking t9ngue. 6ut you couldnt. Y9ur fucking dead kiddo. Thats the thing.

this is my favorite video thank you i love kankri

Cranky

Yeah

I want this animated holy shot

I REMEMBER LISTENING TO THIS HOLY SHIT

This is an amazing parody of the navy seals copypasta fuckimg congrats bro

Can I get a copy and paste of the script please...I just need it...for reasons

O_O

me at 12: *makes fun of Kankri mostly cause I cant understand wtf he was saying half of the time* me at 19 after a massive throwback thursday, unnerved by the fact that a part of me may have turned into kankri (the very troll i promised not to become): 👁️👄👁️

#TW #TriggerWarning #Swears #69ring #Rant

OH MY GOD :D this is amazing Holyshit

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I’m sending this to my 3rd grade bullies,,,

Man i wonder what Cronus did?

AMAZIN!! I LOVWE THIS!!

This. This is why I want to be able to cosplay as Kankri. If I did I would need to have an entire note book of triggers and several not cards for lectures.

I didn't wanted to post anything just to keep the 69 but I can confirm my head canon that the Vantas could be Latinxs, Mediterranean/Middle eastern or Catholic Filipinxs due to the "Mum" lectures I've experienced and grew up with. (But also, Kankri is a Karen too)

:33< I believe this is what it said fur anyone looking! I'll correct things if n33ded, this is just what I heard Are y9u kidding me y9u little piece 9f shit? I'll have y9u kn9w that I graduated t9p 9f my p9litics class AND I've 6een inv9lved in privilege drinking with 9ver 150 c9nfirmed p9litical demonstrati9ns. I'm trained in c9nflict res9luti9n AND I was the m9st suppressed pers9n in my entire upper middle class high sch99l. Y9u are n9thing t9 me 6ut an9ther cultural appr9priat9r. I will wipe y9u the fuck 9ut with precisi9n, the likes 9f which have never 6een seen 9n this side 9f the 49th parallel, mark my w9rds. Y9u think y9u can get away with saying that shit t9 me 9ver the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak, I'm checking with my anarch9-c9mmunist analyst 6rigade f9r y9ur l9cati9n, s9 you 6etter prepared t9 deal with s9me m9l9t9v c9cktails and angry feminists flying y9ur wind9w. Y9u're fucking dead cherry. I can 6e anywhere at anytime AND I can kill y9u in 9ver 700 ways, and thats just with me 69ring y9u t9 death while I talk ab9ut privilege. N9t 9nly am I extensively trained in h9tline management, 6ut I have access t9 an entire arsenal 9f s9ci9l9gical articles t9 pr9ve my p9int, AND I WILL use them t9 wipe y9ur fucking face 9ff the earth. Y9u little shit. If 9nly y9u had known the 9ppressed retri6uti9n y9ur cultural appr9priati9n w9uld unleash then may6e y9u w9uld have held y9ur fucking t9ngue. 6ut y9u c9uldn't. Y9u're fucking dead kidd9, that's the thing. Edit: Forgot Kankri's quirk in a few parts

The hero we deserve, but do not need. Alternian society on the other hand...

"Angry feminists flying through your window"

I expected quietness

tHAT WAS FUCKING B E A U T I F U L oh my gOD

Oh my

I am the angel of death sweet heart better be careful dont tempt me i could steal your soul~

i am WHEEZING

Ah, the amazing speeches of The Signless

By the desc calculation on what kankri is, we can just understand he is 110% insufferable

*I will be listening to this for 14 hours now, thanks.*

I love this to much

Kankri, calm down. Don't get- *Krankri*

w h O Is *J E R R Y*

He didn't even breath...that's Tumblr for ya!

Holy- wow, i... Have no words.

Holy sh- wow

I-... kanny... Kanny. KANKRI VANTAS!

OMFG KANKRI HOW DAMN OK THEN PLEASE COME FIND ME SO I CAN SMASH

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dont mind me just stratching my privlages

Ngl, he'd make a pretty good rapper

Giving 110% as always. Im so late.

Communist

I'm so triggered right now (°_°)😡

Goddamn...I forgot how fucking awesome Kurloz's speech was...dude's eloquent as all hell o-o

Omg ¿kankri's is going to kill me?

HeadCanon voice