Everyone Looks Like Markiplier...

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  • @moeflamelord
    @moeflamelord 3 роки тому +5440

    “I’m not a narcissist!”
    “I’m the hero of this story!”

    • @relser187
      @relser187 3 роки тому +62

      B-but he *is* the hero! :(

    • @SilentKiller1197
      @SilentKiller1197 3 роки тому +70

      starting to sound awfully familiar to handsome jack there lol

    • @theblockbreakerpog
      @theblockbreakerpog 3 роки тому +30

      @@SilentKiller1197 Ok I'm glad I wasn't the only person to think of Handsom Jack right away :'D

    • @thewiledkowboy69421
      @thewiledkowboy69421 3 роки тому +9

      what about darkiplier?

    • @deadlykittens
      @deadlykittens 3 роки тому +7

      Sounds like a narcissistic hero
      (This is a joke dont come after me)

  • @athousandcopperbeesinawiza5576
    @athousandcopperbeesinawiza5576 3 роки тому +8369

    Mark: "Im not a narcissist"
    also Mark: Plays an entire dating game to date the character that kind of looks like him.

    • @Caitilizzie
      @Caitilizzie 3 роки тому +304

      Don’t forgot Dream Daddy, too! Craig kind of looked like him

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 роки тому +215

      He’s doesn't have narcissistic tendency
      He has masochistic tendency.

    • @iwouldnever0334
      @iwouldnever0334 3 роки тому +35

      What game is this? I was off youtube for like a full year at one point and I haven't watched all the series' i missed lol

    • @lzydaizies
      @lzydaizies 3 роки тому +103

      @@iwouldnever0334 the game is called blush blush! the name of the video in question is "was i put in this "dating game" without my permission??"

    • @winterminter1857
      @winterminter1857 3 роки тому +7

      @@iwouldnever0334 blush blush

  • @modge472
    @modge472 3 роки тому +17980

    “I don’t look like Eugene”
    “That’s not my nose”

    • @kylee3657
      @kylee3657 3 роки тому +1258

      Exactly! He's already getting into character

    • @lizzykinnunen4068
      @lizzykinnunen4068 3 роки тому +564

      They always mess up the nose

    • @FallenBeck
      @FallenBeck 3 роки тому +391

      They just can’t get his nose right 😤 lmaoooo

    • @DarkManifesto
      @DarkManifesto 3 роки тому +27

      I don't quite understand the funny

    • @waterwraith1189
      @waterwraith1189 3 роки тому +324

      ​@@DarkManifesto the running joke in tangled was his wanted posters never got his nose right

  • @davemustang8173
    @davemustang8173 Рік тому +4742

    TDI Chris: Wears seashell necklace
    Mark: "WHAT"S IN THE BAG!?"

    • @DeathWolf88888
      @DeathWolf88888 Рік тому +379

      I never knew it was a shell

    • @bojangles4398
      @bojangles4398 Рік тому +229

      I can see it now that you've mentioned it. Makes sense as the show's called total drama "island". Why's the seashell that color tho..

    • @shadowyyCFH
      @shadowyyCFH 11 місяців тому +31

      no way its the real dave mustaine

    • @TeddyMox
      @TeddyMox 11 місяців тому +38

      the entire time i thought he meant his neck, not the necklace💀

    • @first782
      @first782 11 місяців тому +89

      I was today years old when i found out its not a bag

  • @r.e.m2445
    @r.e.m2445 3 роки тому +15241

    “Narcissistic tendencies that’s not me” mark: “we’ve all established I’m the hero of this story”

    • @rubyrose551
      @rubyrose551 3 роки тому +42

      Yup.💯

    • @lorenzogoglee1320
      @lorenzogoglee1320 2 роки тому +90

      Also make a video of people that look like him 😅🤣

    • @Lukanis222
      @Lukanis222 2 роки тому +43

      Handsome jack vibes

    • @dreamimgflowerd976
      @dreamimgflowerd976 2 роки тому +67

      @@lorenzogoglee1320 He also streamed a dating sim game for the purpose of trying to date his 2D version. XD

    • @yeetusbobeetus7517
      @yeetusbobeetus7517 2 роки тому +36

      “my brain is so big, so god dang big”

  • @sinnie3801
    @sinnie3801 3 роки тому +8096

    Markiplier: "I'm not like Flynn Rider."
    Markiplier 2 seconds later commenting on Wilden Lightfoot: "You think my nose is that big?"

  • @florellefernando436
    @florellefernando436 3 роки тому +4756

    mark: thinks flynn rider is the least like him
    1 minute later: comparing about how people see his nose in comparisons

    • @duckyboy8169
      @duckyboy8169 3 роки тому +342

      "They just can't get my nose right!"
      Flynn Rider- 2013
      Markiplier- 2021

    • @0skodaoctavia0
      @0skodaoctavia0 3 роки тому +32

      Ah, yes.
      I see what You did there

    • @davidd.3631
      @davidd.3631 3 роки тому +91

      If Mark is basically Flynn Rider, then is Amy...*gasps* it all makes sense now.

    • @getjinxxxed
      @getjinxxxed 3 роки тому +12

      @@davidd.3631 THIS COMMENT IS SO CUTE

    • @PapaPerc404
      @PapaPerc404 3 роки тому +7

      This markiplier guy looks like that guy from unus annus

  • @Ms.Anonymous
    @Ms.Anonymous Рік тому +1077

    4:10 THE FRICKING SINGLE HAIR DROOPING FROM HIS FOREHEAD PERFECTLY MATCHES I CAN'T

  • @uncookedspringroll2689
    @uncookedspringroll2689 3 роки тому +17276

    The real reason Metro Man faked his death was because he wanted to pursue his dream of becoming a UA-cam letsplayer. He even kept his signature “M”

  • @JoeyJo-JoJrShabadoo
    @JoeyJo-JoJrShabadoo 3 роки тому +8202

    person: has long face, glasses, and beard.
    someone: i diagnose you with markiplier

    • @ntt9389
      @ntt9389 3 роки тому +161

      and black hair

    • @geg1251
      @geg1251 3 роки тому +107

      @@ntt9389 and brown eyes

    • @rattfish
      @rattfish 3 роки тому +32

      @@ntt9389 that either looks like 2 staircases colliding or a B R I C C

    • @vexorion6577
      @vexorion6577 3 роки тому +16

      @@geg1251 and is buff

    • @eku.l
      @eku.l 3 роки тому

      And has literally anything

  • @blitsriderfield4099
    @blitsriderfield4099 3 роки тому +1855

    Markiplier: I'm not like Flynn
    Also Markiplier: They just can't get my nose right

    • @Deaderoth
      @Deaderoth 3 роки тому +31

      Marks 3/10 made me like.....thats like you mark.

    • @Sydberry
      @Sydberry 3 роки тому +7

      I was looking for someone to make this comment

    • @chickenboi6919
      @chickenboi6919 3 роки тому +3

      This comment brings a smile to my face

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahhh true

  • @Chromagreens
    @Chromagreens 10 місяців тому +476

    "Maes Hughes, who goes on to live a long, happy life... where nothing happens to him" while the picture of a certain something happening to him is hilarious

    • @Amabieflower
      @Amabieflower 4 місяці тому +7

      Yeah, yeah nothing happens to him....I watched the whole thing 10/10 anime

    • @Artxypop
      @Artxypop 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Amabieflower haha I read the manga. He also has an obsession with bragging about his daughter :)

    • @Amabieflower
      @Amabieflower 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Artxypop YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

    • @nikosh_catenjoyer
      @nikosh_catenjoyer 4 місяці тому

      4:14

    • @hollenhundwald7452
      @hollenhundwald7452 Місяць тому

      Fullmetal is so fire​@@Amabieflower

  • @amcurls7257
    @amcurls7257 3 роки тому +8193

    Mark: **disses Flynn**
    Also Mark: **complains about big nose**
    Your Flynn is showing...

  • @dragonfrostone2097
    @dragonfrostone2097 3 роки тому +4166

    I have a theory that Mark is just the default setting for a human being.

    • @tzeentchmundi44
      @tzeentchmundi44 3 роки тому +222

      When god cant think of a way to set up a original human he just puts every setting in "markiplier"

    • @endgame1807
      @endgame1807 3 роки тому +118

      I feel like everyone is subconsciously making characters look like markiplier on accident

    • @tzeentchmundi44
      @tzeentchmundi44 3 роки тому +54

      @@endgame1807 or they already are markiplier and we're just noticing it now

    • @mellidya7530
      @mellidya7530 3 роки тому +3

      Have u checked out 'Markiplier isn't real' yet? 😆😆

    • @pyrocinematics6649
      @pyrocinematics6649 3 роки тому +20

      Mark is the default settings with his Charisma stat almost maxed

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 3 роки тому +26898

    "Everyone looks like Markiplier"
    Metroman: _it's my time to shine_

  • @DUMYNOTDUMMY62
    @DUMYNOTDUMMY62 Місяць тому +47

    0:11 hello everybody my name is Multiplier

  • @ozzietomlitz9798
    @ozzietomlitz9798 3 роки тому +4814

    "He has narcissistic tendencies"
    Mark: "That's not me!"
    Also Mark: "I'm the HERO"

    • @Odin2244
      @Odin2244 3 роки тому +8

      ᴼᴹᴳ ᴹᵃʳᵏⁱᵖˡⁱᵉʳ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ😁😁😁😁

    • @melmakes3762
      @melmakes3762 3 роки тому +113

      3 seconds later: "I have a massive brain"

    • @BroadcastingCN
      @BroadcastingCN 3 роки тому +52

      @@Odin2244 .pls shuddup

    • @caitlin_aark
      @caitlin_aark 3 роки тому +53

      "im not narcissistic, im perfect"

    • @MidnightNautil1
      @MidnightNautil1 3 роки тому +17

      @@kalysian See, you get it.
      ...but what if the Actor's been around in more videos than people think lately?

  • @lifefulnight3311
    @lifefulnight3311 3 роки тому +3974

    If Dreamworks makes A live action Megamind and Markiplier ISN'T cast as Metroman, thats gonna be the biggest flop of all time.

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 3 роки тому +178

      If dreamworks makes Megamind live action it's gonna be the biggest flop of all time, period.

    • @dimitrifedorov6851
      @dimitrifedorov6851 3 роки тому +92

      @@kinorris1709 nah, markiplier would make it fire

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 3 роки тому +55

      @@dimitrifedorov6851 You can cast a good actor in a bad movie and they'll still be a good actor. Proof: Arnold Schwarzenegger is in every Terminator Movie, and is the only redeeming quality of anything after Judgement day. Willem Dafoe is in "the great wall". That movie is still ass, even with him. Besides, Metroman is a side character. He's there at the start, and then only briefly appears as Megamind's disguise, and then actually shows up, to his celebration. How can an actor who will be ofscreen for a majority of the movie save it? Also, Will ferrell is the definitive Megamind. Noone can replace him. I doubt he'd be able to move like Megamind does in the movie.
      Would Mark make a good Metroman? Yes. Would it make the movie great? No, Metroman isn't a character with alot of screen time.
      Plus, live action remakes almost always fail to accomplish what made the original movie good.

    • @dimitrifedorov6851
      @dimitrifedorov6851 3 роки тому +8

      @@kinorris1709 you can tell I was being sarcastic

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 3 роки тому +24

      @@dimitrifedorov6851 regardless, I like to ramble.

  • @Minizemful
    @Minizemful 3 роки тому +2673

    "These are all FICTIONAL people!"
    Shows Keanu Reeves

    • @Cozy_cardboard_box
      @Cozy_cardboard_box 3 роки тому +90

      🌟He was never real, it was all a illusion🌟

    • @kemmli
      @kemmli 3 роки тому +51

      What do you mean? Keanu Reeves isnt actually real

    • @ironfol_culain
      @ironfol_culain 3 роки тому +65

      What do you mean. Keanu Reeves doesn't exist. It's all CGI. It's why he never ages.

    • @_Twothless
      @_Twothless 3 роки тому +31

      You think someone so perfect would actually exist?

    • @wentaj3270
      @wentaj3270 3 роки тому +10

      He is character from cyber punk 2077

  • @TristenTimberwolf
    @TristenTimberwolf Рік тому +269

    14:48 That E was too powerful

  • @kinger1842
    @kinger1842 3 роки тому +6662

    Mark is the best written villain and he doesn’t even know it.

    • @gonnachangeitlater626
      @gonnachangeitlater626 3 роки тому +4

      How

    • @finger6668
      @finger6668 3 роки тому +20

      @Gonna change it later ratio

    • @kinger1842
      @kinger1842 3 роки тому +214

      I’m saying he’s got the perfect voice and attitude, and a dash of narcissism too. He could totally fit the role if he wanted lol.

    • @theguyquin5453
      @theguyquin5453 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @pdxae8753
      @pdxae8753 3 роки тому

      6 replys

  • @Rin-jy9gg
    @Rin-jy9gg 3 роки тому +39815

    "You think my nose is that big?" I'm sorry, but that was the most Flynn Rider thing you could have said after being compared to him.

  • @DrGreatScott
    @DrGreatScott 3 роки тому +13458

    "They're multiplying?"
    "Worse. They're Markiplying."

  • @mathiasoverso1284
    @mathiasoverso1284 Рік тому +198

    Everyone: "what's in the box"
    Mark: "What's in the bag"

  • @elliottheuselessgoldfish8236
    @elliottheuselessgoldfish8236 3 роки тому +5587

    Mark saying he's nothing like Chris because "he's the hero" just cements in my mind that he's exactly like Chris.

  • @wenny463
    @wenny463 3 роки тому +15753

    Markiplier: "Narcissistic tendencies? That's not me."
    Also Mark: "I'm THE HERO of this story."

    • @Gangreenfeet77
      @Gangreenfeet77 3 роки тому +447

      “My brain is so god damn big”

    • @frozenfiredarknight3764
      @frozenfiredarknight3764 3 роки тому +127

      Me- yeah tell that to almost every single ego and personality of himself.
      (I still remember that 1 video that he turned his friend into popcorn just to hide the evidence that he accidently stabbed him)

    • @ti9erlilly
      @ti9erlilly 3 роки тому +23

      @@frozenfiredarknight3764 that is such an underrated video. 😂

    • @ZekeStaright
      @ZekeStaright 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah, Chris is NOOOOOTHING like MAAAAARK.
      >=3c

    • @TheParanormalist0601
      @TheParanormalist0601 3 роки тому +28

      He is. Darkiplier and Wilfred Warfstache are the villains.

  • @Panda72021
    @Panda72021 3 роки тому +14563

    "I'm not like Flynn Rider at all!"
    Next pic: "Okay, my nose is NOT THAT BIG"
    Ahh the irony.

  • @Blue-di9hw
    @Blue-di9hw 11 місяців тому +156

    Watching Mark freak out about Chris Mclean made my day, that show was my childhood and seeing one of my top youtubers freak out about a character from it is amazing to me.

    • @Fiddlefiddle5000-qv1ly
      @Fiddlefiddle5000-qv1ly 6 місяців тому +5

      Me seeing that he is the main antagonist: " YEP that checks out"

  • @cyanomicro
    @cyanomicro 3 роки тому +2385

    "And when everyone is Markiplier, hahaha no one will be" - Syndrome

    • @marialindell9874
      @marialindell9874 3 роки тому +16

      199/200

    • @namnams1495
      @namnams1495 3 роки тому +18

      honestly still one of my favorite movie lines, because its so fitting and honestly surprisingly true for EVERYTHING

    • @vv01dy
      @vv01dy 3 роки тому +5

      haha incredible guy.. his name is the buddy hahah fun moment pog

    • @cyanomicro
      @cyanomicro 3 роки тому +2

      @@marialindell9874 thanks

    • @cyanomicro
      @cyanomicro 3 роки тому +2

      @@namnams1495 actually yes

  • @nolebole
    @nolebole 3 роки тому +2740

    Anyone: has a beard and wears rectangular glasses
    The Internet: wow this looks a lot like Markiplier!

    • @Buttwr87
      @Buttwr87 3 роки тому +29

      Well it’s true!

    • @Indra2007
      @Indra2007 3 роки тому +70

      Me looking at the blood splatter from the crime scene. Hey that kind of looks like Markiplier.

    • @antoniopatru8123
      @antoniopatru8123 3 роки тому +2

      Up top, my dude!

    • @thatonespnfan6640
      @thatonespnfan6640 3 роки тому +9

      @@Indra2007 I- who did you kill

    • @Indra2007
      @Indra2007 3 роки тому +13

      @@thatonespnfan6640 Who said I had to kill someone to be at a crime scene? Maybe I'm investigating the murder, or cleaning it up, or going back to admire my handywork.

  • @tenkoasahina3288
    @tenkoasahina3288 3 роки тому +18211

    Mark: “WHATS IN THE BAG”
    It’s a seashell, Mark.

    • @chocolatemilk2008
      @chocolatemilk2008 3 роки тому +282

      Really

    • @GuerovaTheGreat
      @GuerovaTheGreat 3 роки тому +1313

      WAIT IT WAS A SEASHELL ALL THIS TIME!?????

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 3 роки тому +276

      Ikr like- Mark, sweetie- 😭

    • @Reaper_Styxx
      @Reaper_Styxx 3 роки тому +157

      You say that as if he’s supposed to know…
      (I’m joking btw)

    • @10jimmy
      @10jimmy 3 роки тому +228

      It's a seashell??

  • @SnippyMcScissors
    @SnippyMcScissors Рік тому +61

    11:43 bro flashed us and thought we wouldn’t notice

    • @RandomResponses24
      @RandomResponses24 11 місяців тому +2

      Have any idea what would cause a scar like that tho?...
      It is kind of uncanny that they both have the same scar xd

    • @SnippyMcScissors
      @SnippyMcScissors 11 місяців тому

      @@RandomResponses24 xd

    • @RandomResponses24
      @RandomResponses24 11 місяців тому

      @@SnippyMcScissors What o_o
      You're scaring me ;v;

    • @SnowTopHusky
      @SnowTopHusky 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@RandomResponses24 I believe it's from a hernia surgery
      I could be wrong though

  • @jorjorsingh8811
    @jorjorsingh8811 3 роки тому +831

    Metroman’s personality and sheer power is exactly like Mark too. It’s uncanny.

  • @ebrotwo4870
    @ebrotwo4870 3 роки тому +6201

    "I'm multiplying"
    He's going through mitosis

    • @creature8911
      @creature8911 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao

    • @HaCkEr--
      @HaCkEr-- 3 роки тому

      Hio

    • @WORLD_STXR
      @WORLD_STXR 3 роки тому +54

      Markiplier Asexual confirmed?

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 роки тому +48

      Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

    • @kl-jn4kh
      @kl-jn4kh 3 роки тому +83

      Marktosis

  • @Nyx_Fey_
    @Nyx_Fey_ 3 роки тому +3798

    The more Mark insits he's nothing like Chris McLean- The more he sounds exactly like Chris McLean

    • @LixLixLizard
      @LixLixLizard 3 роки тому +52

      That’s so true

    • @8AKI47
      @8AKI47 3 роки тому +3

      :0

    • @rock_talk4004
      @rock_talk4004 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah definitely

    • @robbiehussey4723
      @robbiehussey4723 3 роки тому +105

      When he said he was the main character and not the antagonist, I was like that's pretty narcissistic Mark...

    • @arose92795
      @arose92795 3 роки тому +8

      @HunterkageJoestar i don't think we do... excuse me while I suggest this mystery to The Theorizor.

  • @kami60077
    @kami60077 10 місяців тому +41

    My brother had never seen Keanu reeves in his life, he simply hadn’t watched any of his movies, he’s not uncultured, so I decided we could watch John wick together, the moment he saw him he went “why he kinda look like markplier?”

  • @TheJJStudios
    @TheJJStudios 3 роки тому +10084

    i waited 17 minutes just to hear mark confirm he is metroman

  • @kiki8123
    @kiki8123 3 роки тому +6077

    “Everyone looks like markiplier”
    MetroMan: *sweats nervously*

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer001 3 роки тому +5897

    I like how Mark spent so much time trying to find out what was in Chris’s “neck bag”
    It’s a pendant. It’s literally a piece of metal, Mark.

    • @yoshinoyuhh
      @yoshinoyuhh 3 роки тому +389

      omfg it’s metal??? i thought it was a bag too wtf

    • @higher_haze
      @higher_haze 3 роки тому +293

      I thought it was like a clam shell.

    • @madisonbrown3647
      @madisonbrown3647 3 роки тому +217

      I thought it was like... the ashes of his mentor or something 😂😂😂

    • @sebokbarbara1718
      @sebokbarbara1718 3 роки тому +28

      @@madisonbrown3647 lmao 😂

    • @andyzardxy4454
      @andyzardxy4454 3 роки тому +106

      @@madisonbrown3647 ah yes his old mentor at kidnapping people, Jigsaw

  • @pixwool
    @pixwool Рік тому +53

    I’m glad that mark knows that Maes Hughes goes on to live a very happy life, and in fact has the happiest ending out of everyone in fullmetal alchemist.

  • @wolffisu
    @wolffisu 3 роки тому +1966

    Markiplier: "He doesn't look like me"
    Also Markiplier: "besides the nose, the hair, the forehead, the chin, the stomach scar (?), beard pattern, etc."

    • @wolffisu
      @wolffisu 3 роки тому +6

      Ya'll holy shit. 1.1 k likes? Wtf

    • @markina1
      @markina1 3 роки тому

      Squids timestamp

    • @RJ-rp8yd
      @RJ-rp8yd 3 роки тому +1

      @@markina1 10:55

    • @kathann6608
      @kathann6608 3 роки тому +3

      Keanu is partially Asian too

    • @WraithReaper09
      @WraithReaper09 3 роки тому +8

      Also just genuinely nice people.

  • @melanied917
    @melanied917 3 роки тому +1722

    "That LOOK like Markiplier"
    Mark: "We gotta consider personality"

    • @neontrooper3828
      @neontrooper3828 3 роки тому +4

      Yes he is everywhere

    • @NoxLunarwing
      @NoxLunarwing 3 роки тому +6

      I mean if your gonna have a clone army its a good idea to make them like minded.
      Helps prevent insurrections and all.

  • @Gromek999
    @Gromek999 3 роки тому +102492

    His actual name is Multiplier

  • @l0rd0f5k33p
    @l0rd0f5k33p Рік тому +93

    “I am the hero of this story”
    -Mark
    Sounds a lot like Handsome Jack

  • @adikavita436
    @adikavita436 3 роки тому +17971

    Markiplier is now the default human face.

  • @mskittygemma
    @mskittygemma 3 роки тому +8823

    The fact that Mark is worrying the most about what is in the "bag" and not that Chris is just a straight up insane person.

  • @consykescs
    @consykescs 3 роки тому +1728

    Flynn rider= Mark early 20’s
    Hughes= Mark early 30’s
    Metroman= Mark late 30’s/early 40’s
    Colonel = Mark late 40’s

    • @Dfl_jason
      @Dfl_jason 3 роки тому +25

      Hey this comment looks like markiplier

    • @just_a_random_panuwu8045
      @just_a_random_panuwu8045 3 роки тому +13

      @Updatectix you both look like markiplier

    • @PaperMario64
      @PaperMario64 3 роки тому +16

      Late 40’s? Geez y’all are gonna get a very rude awakening if you get to 40.

    • @Dfl_jason
      @Dfl_jason 3 роки тому +3

      @@just_a_random_panuwu8045 your reply also looks like markiplier

    • @just_a_random_panuwu8045
      @just_a_random_panuwu8045 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dfl_jason :o so does yours

  • @marcosalicea1791
    @marcosalicea1791 9 місяців тому +19

    "Thank you for letting me be who I be because I am, who I be" poetic, inspirational, motivating, truly.

  • @alexisyanez3633
    @alexisyanez3633 3 роки тому +1427

    When he was referring to Chris about the personality and said “I’m the hero, so not like me. Not like me at all.” It one hundred percent gave me Chris mclean vibes 😂 like mark you really are like him I’m sorry

    • @_QAQ_
      @_QAQ_ 3 роки тому +5

      Ok but he is a hero lmaoo

    • @DarkSnowGaming1
      @DarkSnowGaming1 Рік тому

      1.3k likes and 1 comment? Let's fix that. 😂😂😂

  • @Athanatos3301
    @Athanatos3301 3 роки тому +1927

    I feel if Mark watched Total Drama Island that Mark would actually find Chris hilarious

    • @JadeKitsuneuwu
      @JadeKitsuneuwu 3 роки тому +49

      and insane

    • @JadeKitsuneuwu
      @JadeKitsuneuwu 3 роки тому +36

      I love Total Drama Island

    • @annatolian
      @annatolian 3 роки тому +79

      The fact that he'd never even heard of TDI had me shook

    • @justinnaranjo2202
      @justinnaranjo2202 3 роки тому +4

      @@annatolian it’s just total drama

    • @annatolian
      @annatolian 3 роки тому +15

      @@justinnaranjo2202 it was my childhood 😂

  • @jeffalong
    @jeffalong 3 роки тому +2672

    Metroman looks like him, sounds like him AND
    they both can wear "M" as a symbol.

    • @therealspaceman420
      @therealspaceman420 3 роки тому +21

      Wow....

    • @ceratedsign4825
      @ceratedsign4825 3 роки тому +79

      Its also a mega compliment for mark that metro was voiced by brad pitt

    • @evcrgrxxn5454
      @evcrgrxxn5454 3 роки тому +24

      yesss, the whole video I was just waiting for him to how Metroman. I swar they modeled Metroman after Markiplier.

    • @crowndcrusader2341
      @crowndcrusader2341 3 роки тому +4

      So I guess he sounds like Brad Pitt because that’s who voiced metroman😂

    • @jeffalong
      @jeffalong 3 роки тому +4

      @@crowndcrusader2341 Well, he sounds like Brad Pitt"s Metroman Voice, so yes.

  • @mr_red3
    @mr_red3 10 місяців тому +22

    3:58 I was worried, but thankfully it’s his left hand

  • @rumpar77
    @rumpar77 2 роки тому +7260

    Total Drama Island: A comedy parody of "Survivor"
    Total Drama Island the way Mark pictures it: Some guy with a mysterious bag on his neck tortures people for fun

    • @ThatOneWeirdFlex
      @ThatOneWeirdFlex 2 роки тому +569

      Not entirely wrong. Chris is a crazy weird individual.

    • @savannahs7843
      @savannahs7843 2 роки тому +60

      @@ThatOneWeirdFlex that is so true

    • @lithominium9955
      @lithominium9955 2 роки тому +101

      Is that wrong?

    • @rumpar77
      @rumpar77 2 роки тому +54

      @@lithominium9955 Well not entirely

    • @user-vs3bb1jf6c
      @user-vs3bb1jf6c 2 роки тому +12

      I havent watched that show on YEARS

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 роки тому +17097

    Mark: “I could have been an engineer!”
    Also Mark: “I never learned math.”

    • @dott69
      @dott69 3 роки тому +53

      its you again

    • @utatipswify
      @utatipswify 3 роки тому +37

      @@dott69 *it's you again*

    • @dott69
      @dott69 3 роки тому +40

      @@utatipswify its me again

    • @utatipswify
      @utatipswify 3 роки тому +45

      @@dott69 I feel like I've seen you or your profile somewhere in life.
      *Are all my old fandoms coming back to haunt me??*

    • @SoniXperias
      @SoniXperias 3 роки тому +3

      Maf

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 роки тому +878

    The CGI KFC Colonel looks like Wilford Warfstache in a timeline where he didn't go insane.

    • @juliamr11
      @juliamr11 3 роки тому +30

      Plot twist... he is Wilford Warfstache... because in our timeline he didn’t go crazy so you’re right lol

    • @jessepinkman69420
      @jessepinkman69420 3 роки тому +1

      black people are pretty cool

    • @boeloevanboeloefontein
      @boeloevanboeloefontein 3 роки тому +1

      @@jessepinkman69420 edited lmao

    • @candlestone5397
      @candlestone5397 3 роки тому +2

      The colonel was a bit nuts. He was the kind of guy who would punch the waiter if they messed up his order.

    • @jessepinkman69420
      @jessepinkman69420 3 роки тому

      @@boeloevanboeloefontein we don’t talk about that

  • @BigKCola45
    @BigKCola45 4 місяці тому +6

    3:32 A totally long and happy life with his family and bragging about his daughter

  • @murffin9852
    @murffin9852 3 роки тому +2394

    If there is an actual megamind live action movie in the future, it HAS to have Mark as Metroman. It just has to.

    • @cerberus6857
      @cerberus6857 3 роки тому +26

      Agreed

    • @maven1885
      @maven1885 3 роки тому +11

      Honestly

    • @aidanbeauvais466
      @aidanbeauvais466 3 роки тому +40

      lmao only problem is the height 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @adambombing5428
      @adambombing5428 3 роки тому +2

      @@aidanbeauvais466 bruh

    • @bomes2084
      @bomes2084 3 роки тому +15

      @@aidanbeauvais466
      mark is actually 5 inches taller than metroman

  • @lucasclancy6625
    @lucasclancy6625 3 роки тому +2178

    Rule 34 artists: *Make Markiplier erotica*
    Mark: They made art about me... WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

    • @elbenezermirabuena7755
      @elbenezermirabuena7755 3 роки тому +91

      If Hollywood is going to make a real life Megamind Movie, they should hire Markiplier as Metroman

    • @gachatoons7288
      @gachatoons7288 3 роки тому +7

      @@elbenezermirabuena7755 17:27

    • @beanboy7688
      @beanboy7688 3 роки тому +8

      @@elbenezermirabuena7755 yes

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher 3 роки тому +13

      @@elbenezermirabuena7755 Yeah! It's scary how close they made him look like Mark, yet still not be mark.

    • @leugim8435
      @leugim8435 3 роки тому +1

      @@gachatoons7288 wysi

  • @MoonPhazeArts
    @MoonPhazeArts 2 роки тому +9347

    Says he is not like Flynn.
    Immediately after seeing the dad right after: THEY JUST CANT GET MY NOSE RIGHT!!

  • @PepsiMan_Real2
    @PepsiMan_Real2 Місяць тому +13

    17:29 wise words

  • @malderolo
    @malderolo 3 роки тому +5640

    Mark: *says there's no resemblance to Eugene/Flynn*
    Also Mark seconds later: *immediately complains about the nose being wrong*
    Didn't he say personality and stuff counts too? XD

  • @hiyaheya
    @hiyaheya 3 роки тому +1263

    "Everything is cake"
    Correction: Everyone is Markiplier

    • @snakes7303
      @snakes7303 3 роки тому +1

      Very much so

    • @jarvis6253
      @jarvis6253 3 роки тому +3

      Everything is cake and everyone is markiplier

    • @redninjakat5733
      @redninjakat5733 3 роки тому

      In cabooses voice: OMG THAT MUST MEAN HES IS A GOOD BAKER!

    • @ericgallegos9590
      @ericgallegos9590 3 роки тому

      @@jarvis6253 No, everyone is Markiplier, thus everyone is cake

  • @spidey_things
    @spidey_things 3 роки тому +328

    A fun fact about Lord Farquaad, the guy designing him had a horrible boss. Or at least a boss that the guy didnt like. The boss was short, so he designed Farquaad to be comically short and had that as a running joke of the movie. Also, he is named Farquaad because that's the only way the animator or whoever the employee was could essentially call his boss "Fuckwad".

  • @Danielwhite9005
    @Danielwhite9005 11 місяців тому +10

    Mark at 17:01: *dying from laughing*
    The captions: 😩🤌🎼🎵🎶

  • @naomif9964
    @naomif9964 3 роки тому +647

    "Im nothing like flynn rider"
    10 seconds later
    *goes on about misrepresentation of his nose*

  • @sck6700
    @sck6700 3 роки тому +2901

    *People saying Mark looks like Flynn*
    *next character has a big nose*
    “They just can’t get my nose right”

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +36761

    If everyone looks like Markiplier, it proves that he's the main protagonist of the story

  • @Chilljustalil
    @Chilljustalil Рік тому +38

    My friend and I watched this together and she blurted out, “I just got jump scared by Markiplier’s nipples” and I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @TonTonTheBard
    @TonTonTheBard 3 роки тому +2973

    “What a beautiful day for rain”
    Goddamn it mark, you cannot do that.

    • @brandonhawker6597
      @brandonhawker6597 3 роки тому +117

      It's not raining, sir.

    • @TonTonTheBard
      @TonTonTheBard 3 роки тому +34

      @@brandonhawker6597
      You’ve never watched Fullmetal alchemist have you?

    • @brandonhawker6597
      @brandonhawker6597 3 роки тому +163

      @@TonTonTheBard I have? Pretty sure that's the line Risa Hawkeye says to Mustang when he's standing in front of Hughes grave and starts crying, at which point he once again states that it is, and her response is to just go along with it, acknowledging he's grieving the loss of a dear friend. Granted, it's been a while since I last sat down and watched it, but I'm fairly certain that's correct, at least along the same lines. It's like one of my all time favourite series.

    • @thnksfrthmmrs8464
      @thnksfrthmmrs8464 3 роки тому +44

      @@brandonhawker6597 respect

    • @heyitsgremmy
      @heyitsgremmy 3 роки тому +54

      @@TonTonTheBard that's what Hawkeye says to him tho??

  • @bulatao195
    @bulatao195 3 роки тому +3922

    Alternate Title:
    "Markiplier: Into The Markiverse"

  • @Randompersonxcd
    @Randompersonxcd Рік тому +25

    2:15 probably just cocaine knowing him

    • @PCCrasher42069
      @PCCrasher42069 7 місяців тому +1

      Baddies pfp spotted, gyatt protocol engage

  • @gagliardivex9218
    @gagliardivex9218 3 роки тому +1691

    I'm glad he's actually talking about this. He looks like a tonne of fictional characters

    • @thairinkhudr4259
      @thairinkhudr4259 3 роки тому +29

      You mean fictional characters look like him.

    • @NoddaClu3
      @NoddaClu3 3 роки тому +10

      I was gonna say the characters look like him but they've already done it, I'm posting this comment to included

    • @tumid1371
      @tumid1371 3 роки тому +6

      Ton*

    • @donuts4lyfe400
      @donuts4lyfe400 3 роки тому +2

      He's the baseplate for fictional characters

    • @Kurabaki
      @Kurabaki 3 роки тому +3

      they look like him actually

  • @dungww2006
    @dungww2006 3 роки тому +7503

    “Everyone looks like Markiplier”
    Thumbnail: Literally Mark’s face photoshopped on Lord Farquaad’s head
    Markiplier looks like Markiplier
    Edit: Yes I know what the hell the “E” meme is.

    • @xiao7304
      @xiao7304 3 роки тому +161

      Isn't it the "E" meme. I'm not really good at memes

    • @friedrice7876
      @friedrice7876 3 роки тому +50

      @@xiao7304 yes

    • @xiao7304
      @xiao7304 3 роки тому +30

      @@friedrice7876 thanks just wanted to clarify.😁

    • @tahaa.
      @tahaa. 3 роки тому +15

      Miniature Markiplier.

    • @BushMermaid1394
      @BushMermaid1394 3 роки тому +24

      @@tahaa. Miniplier

  • @ianbaez1998
    @ianbaez1998 3 роки тому +21783

    Fun fact: MetroMan's M actually stands for Markiplier

    • @Vleriearia
      @Vleriearia 3 роки тому +358

      it’s funny because they answer their own joke

    • @Kitkathere
      @Kitkathere 3 роки тому +456

      Metroplier

    • @alpha_jasperflair1097
      @alpha_jasperflair1097 3 роки тому +57

      IKR

    • @solidleg576
      @solidleg576 3 роки тому +241

      And on that day Metroman died
      And Markiplier was born
      Markiplier?!? Say Wha?!
      Yeah that way I can keep my logo

    • @uh3301
      @uh3301 3 роки тому +41

      And i thought it stood for metro! Thanks for spreading the truth man

  • @keane4464
    @keane4464 8 місяців тому +15

    Random guy with glasses, moustache and goatee
    Everyone: is that markplier?!!

  • @Kaibugsbeings
    @Kaibugsbeings 3 роки тому +3972

    Mark losing his shit over Chris Mclean’s shell necklace and thinking it’s a bag made me spit out my sprite-

    • @boogshlizettism5650
      @boogshlizettism5650 3 роки тому +43

      SAME

    • @Sugarbeepop
      @Sugarbeepop 3 роки тому +325

      ITS A SHELL??? My whole life is a lie

    • @hero-chan9748
      @hero-chan9748 3 роки тому +27

      It ain’t looking like a bag

    • @fallenangel6640
      @fallenangel6640 3 роки тому +190

      THIS WHOLE TIME IT WAS A SHELL!!! I always figured it was like a little pouch with a lock of his hair (because of how egotistical he was)
      I feel lied to in some way😑

    • @potatonumber200
      @potatonumber200 3 роки тому +39

      In which case...
      Wanna sprite cranberry?

  • @Azririara
    @Azririara 3 роки тому +406

    Character has long dark hair, long face, facial hair and glasses.
    “It’s him, it’s him, it’s Mark !!”

  • @junelcabudoc7187
    @junelcabudoc7187 11 місяців тому +8

    Mark was just the perfect specimen for being good looking or "Handsome".
    When Aliens tried to visit the Earth and ask what handsome means you can literally show a photo of Markiplier to them then no questions will be followed. 😂

    • @Bruh-zx2mc
      @Bruh-zx2mc 8 місяців тому

      That's why the President from that Aliens movie looks like him.

  • @SneakyLily
    @SneakyLily 3 роки тому +591

    Mark: "I'm gonna give Flynn Rider a 1/10."
    Also Mark 15 seconds later: "They just can't get my nose right!"

  • @ArielVarrente
    @ArielVarrente 3 роки тому +898

    "what the (poop), lixian, censor that."
    2015 markiplier: *_laughs in bad words_*

    • @thekameha1
      @thekameha1 3 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @roshansanap2367
      @roshansanap2367 3 роки тому

      AN UA-camR NAMED ZONIMONG IMCHEN ALSO LOOKS LIKE MARKIPLIER

    • @enbiaroace
      @enbiaroace 3 роки тому

      @@roshansanap2367
      They're not close 😭

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 роки тому

      @@enbiaroace pretty sure he’s racist

    • @Weolson
      @Weolson 3 роки тому +8

      2021 Markiplier: *cries in demonitization*

  • @artsyariii
    @artsyariii 3 роки тому +727

    mark: "I'm not the antagonist, i'm the HERO of this story."
    darkiplier:

    • @Lou-Lou-
      @Lou-Lou- 3 роки тому +8

      And Annus was the anti hero

    • @LightCrib2
      @LightCrib2 3 роки тому +2

      Some Handsome Jack vibes lmao

    • @fortnitefortnitefortnite5086
      @fortnitefortnitefortnite5086 3 роки тому +2

      @@Lou-Lou- you may never speak of that place

    • @starisma4215
      @starisma4215 3 роки тому +1

      @@Lou-Lou- dont you mean annus?

    • @oivatank
      @oivatank 3 роки тому

      And Warfstache, and Dr. Iplier, and Googleplier, and Santa Claus, and Yancy, and Captain Magnum, and...

  • @Loafer_178
    @Loafer_178 Рік тому +12

    Chris’ bag has the souls of the innocent

  • @gwencatz2483
    @gwencatz2483 3 роки тому +641

    His quiet/shy "really?" when going over the comparison of CGI Colonel Sanders fucking killed me

    • @romanceandsarcasm
      @romanceandsarcasm 3 роки тому +2

      With that little smile too? Pls, I died

    • @nyx_the_summoner
      @nyx_the_summoner 3 роки тому +3

      he sounded so honoured, like it was the best compliment he's ever gotten. so happy

  • @iliannamccaskill2303
    @iliannamccaskill2303 3 роки тому +1489

    Chris McLean: is a narcissist
    Mark: “I’m not a narcissist!!”
    Also Mark: “I am the hero. I... I am the main character. I’m the protagonist.”

    • @donaghwilson7715
      @donaghwilson7715 3 роки тому +30

      It is definitely something mcclean would say

    • @drago99jf
      @drago99jf 3 роки тому +25

      "YOU ARE A BANDIT. YOU ARE A PYCHOPATH. YOU ARE THE BAD GUY AND I AM.THE GOD DAMN HERO"

    • @blackfox4530
      @blackfox4530 3 роки тому +5

      @@drago99jfis that from Borderlands?

    • @Krillme
      @Krillme 3 роки тому

      @@blackfox4530 yes

    • @drago99jf
      @drago99jf 3 роки тому +2

      @@blackfox4530 yeah. Handsome Jack at the end so I probably should've put spoilers but it's a 10ish year old game

  • @krispyboi9162
    @krispyboi9162 3 роки тому +1243

    Mark: “What’s in Chris McLean’s neck sack?”
    *No, no....he’s got a point.*

    • @chelsealee1271
      @chelsealee1271 3 роки тому +62

      Isn’t it just a necklace though??? 👀👀👀 now I’m intrigued

    • @roo8874
      @roo8874 3 роки тому +134

      I personally always thought it was the souls of the damned

    • @faeyarosethorne2716
      @faeyarosethorne2716 3 роки тому +137

      @@roo8874 the ashes of those who didn't survive his torture

    • @kaiserredpanda2101
      @kaiserredpanda2101 3 роки тому +119

      Cocaine

    • @b.a1535
      @b.a1535 3 роки тому +65

      Neck sack sounds like a terrible illness.

  • @4oki_Tatsuy420
    @4oki_Tatsuy420 6 місяців тому +4

    Maes Hughes is reincarnated as Markiplier and no one can convince me otherwise
    4:21 HE DID THE THING

  • @bronzeblueeaglehellblaze4033
    @bronzeblueeaglehellblaze4033 3 роки тому +717

    Mark when talking about McLean: "Narcistic!? no..."
    Mark when looking at Colonel Sanders: "10/10 looks like me... *flirts*"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +1

      Me the ALPHA M*LE of this comment section and me command RESPECT. Right now me telling you to NOT observe any of me nice cool sweet videos. Instead just look at me awesome good powerful thumbnails. Thank you, dear bea

    • @ItBePatYo
      @ItBePatYo 3 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku What the hell are you talking about? Also, why did you censor male? Male isn't a swear word?

  • @abbacadaver
    @abbacadaver 3 роки тому +36359

    Markiplier slowly realizes he’s the definition of a conventionally attractive man.

    • @MoonDisast
      @MoonDisast 3 роки тому +3809

      Can confirm, Markiplier is a ruggedly handsome dude.
      Source: my ugly face

    • @thecherrygamer6424
      @thecherrygamer6424 3 роки тому +468

      Markiplier is morgan yu from prey too

    • @deiiyulol1407
      @deiiyulol1407 3 роки тому +774

      can confirm lord farquad is attractive

    • @Piflle
      @Piflle 3 роки тому +542

      Can confirm, markiplier is a ruggedly handsome dude.
      Source: some biromantic kid

    • @krow1551
      @krow1551 3 роки тому +73

      can confirm

  • @morzhik6915
    @morzhik6915 2 роки тому +7412

    Markiplier is just so handsome that everyone wants to be like him ,he is like a golden ratio , everyone aspires to it

  • @IdleHawk7
    @IdleHawk7 Рік тому +16

    If they make a FMA live action, Mark better play Maes Hughes

    • @smallman932
      @smallman932 9 місяців тому +2

      I'm so sorry

    • @ExodusGold
      @ExodusGold 7 місяців тому +1

      They already did

    • @OwainCynanRoberts
      @OwainCynanRoberts 2 місяці тому +1

      They already made a live action, like 4 years ago.

  • @HalleysCommett
    @HalleysCommett 3 роки тому +411

    Colonol: -Gets 10/10-
    Metro Man: *I'm about to ruin this mans entire carreer*

    • @xls71
      @xls71 3 роки тому

      he actually looks more like lixian to behonest

  • @yes8807
    @yes8807 3 роки тому +384

    According to, "A Heist With Markiplier", you're the Protagonist, Antagonist, and that guy that's always with the protagonist and is Immortal.

  • @katelynluttrell7816
    @katelynluttrell7816 3 роки тому +552

    “You see a piece of roadkill? Yeah, that kinda looks like markiplier.”
    Felt that.

  • @shadicalplayz8932
    @shadicalplayz8932 Місяць тому +1

    17:29
    in the comics be like:
    Thank you for letting me be, who I’d be, Because you are, who you’d be.

  • @_fazballs
    @_fazballs 2 роки тому +9209

    THE "is my nose that big" AFTER HE SAID NO TO FLYNN RYDER IS SO FUNNY TO ME OMFG 💀💀

    • @JoseOrtiz-xt2yx
      @JoseOrtiz-xt2yx 2 роки тому +68

      I think he said that for the dad from onward not flynn

    • @grisannetr1146
      @grisannetr1146 2 роки тому +464

      THEY JUST CANT GET MY NOSE RIGHT!!

    • @JoseOrtiz-xt2yx
      @JoseOrtiz-xt2yx 2 роки тому +38

      @@Katiki oh never saw the movie so never knew sorry

    • @_jay.is.blue_
      @_jay.is.blue_ 2 роки тому +9

      BAHAHAHAHAH

    • @typo1345
      @typo1345 2 роки тому +17

      I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT, I JUST WHEEZED LMFAO

  • @hhaylin_
    @hhaylin_ 3 роки тому +2278

    I love how Markiplier has a mental breakdown as he tries to find out what’s in Chris McLean’s “bag” lmao

    • @KarcharodonAstra
      @KarcharodonAstra 3 роки тому +79

      yeah but what is in it doe

    • @hhaylin_
      @hhaylin_ 3 роки тому +39

      @@KarcharodonAstra I don’t know 😳

    • @WinsomeFaun60
      @WinsomeFaun60 3 роки тому +124

      @@hhaylin_ meth

    • @z0is0i
      @z0is0i 3 роки тому +105

      I always thought it was a shell-

    • @peckypork
      @peckypork 3 роки тому +67

      @@WinsomeFaun60 definitely meth

  • @user-pf4yj9ex9m
    @user-pf4yj9ex9m 3 роки тому +884

    mark * scrolls too far and finds mark bondage fanart*
    “God dammit.”

  • @Glitchtraps
    @Glitchtraps 7 місяців тому +2

    Markiplier: im the hero
    Bob and wade : ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!

  • @Evan_L_Rodriguez
    @Evan_L_Rodriguez 3 роки тому +7903

    Mark not realizing the “bag” is just a shell is the funniest thing ever.

  • @AJ_Lowe
    @AJ_Lowe 3 роки тому +1246

    Not him sounding exactly like Chris when he says he’s nothing like Chris 😭✋🏼

    • @celia3816
      @celia3816 3 роки тому +16

      I’m watching TD and now spoiled 😔
      Edit: nvm lol he comes back in s5

    • @elbenezermirabuena7755
      @elbenezermirabuena7755 3 роки тому +1

      If Hollywood is going to make a real life Megamind Movie, they should hire Markiplier as Metroman