Kankri's First Appearance
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- Опубліковано 30 сер 2012
- THIS IS NOT MY VOICE I ONLY RECORDED THE FLASH UP TO THE POINT OF KANKRI'S APPEARANCE
Skip to 2:30 to start the convo
voice actor : jbriner.tumblr.com
(c) Andrew Hussie
this guy nailed him! - Розваги
I feel bad for the Kankri voice actor XD
Hum why?
+amyleecoolkid All the talking XD
Omg ik
Same.
It's fine, this guy literally went on to voice Deku from My Hero Academia, so I think it worked out for them in the end.
Karkat.exe has crashed
Get sollux!!!!
Um, Kankri? I think you broke Karkat.
agreed
yep he did
Kaidoku123 no
BaconLordess
Has anyone tried turning him off and on?
Of course he did
I AM TRIGGERED BY HOW MUCH KANKRI TALKS
WELCOME TO THE CLUB WE HAVE COOKIES
Why
@@devilbrine8198 Are you asking why do they have cookies?
(Sorry, I know it's dumb, but I had to say it)
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SAME BUT HES STILL EXTREMELY COOL
This by far, is the best representation of Kankri I have ever come across. Very well done.
Kankri = Teacher
Karkat = Me
Karkat seems to be quite in the shock of his "older brother's" first impression... well done Kankri, you made him go speechless...
In this essay- *i mean- "c 9 n v e r s a t i 9 n"*
He broke Karkat...
I'm never going to be able to roleplay kankri perfectly
List of my triggers:1) long speeches
...
Kankri, exit this premises right this moment.
Are... are you part of the mafia?
My toxic trait is thinking that I can actually memorize this
SAME
My toxiic traiit ii2 actually tryiing two do 2o
Did you?
"N9w I realize we've 6een at this f9r s9me time already, 6ut at the risk 9f derailing the dial9gue y9u initiated, and may I just say h9w thrilled I am that y9u did, Karkat, I w9uld just like qualify my entire analysis 9f y9ur "Alternian culture" 6y saying that in c9ntrast with life 9n 6ef9rus, while y9ur pe9ple may have 6een engaged in vi9lent, lethal class struggle f9r milli9ns 9f sweeps, 6y n9 means d9es this imply that the 6ef9ran way 9f life was entirely with9ut pr96lematic elements, perhaps even m9re distur6ing and insidi9us f9r their lack 9f ackn9wledgement and 9pen discussi9n, particularly as a c9nsequence 9f what in my view were widely and dismayingly unexamined systemic s9cial injustices resulting fr9m the entrenched p9wer dynamics in play, dynamics strikingly similar t9 th9se 9f y9ur planet's markedly m9re 6ellic9se iterati9n, which has 9nly served t9 fully vindicate my hyp9thesis that such a hierarchy is really predicated 9n intrinsic dysfuncti9n, and failure t9 shift all the usual narratives and undiagn9sed pr96lems int9 an 9pen, judgment-free disc9urse thr9ugh which pr96lematic issues are c9nstructively channeled int9 m9re intelligently pr96lematized avenues 9f discussi9n. N9w 6ef9re I c9ntinue, it is 9nly decent 9f me t9 warn y9u a69ut certain triggers that are surely ahead in this essay. I mean c9nversati9n. Triggers include 6ut likely will n9t 6e limited t9 class 9ppressi9n, culling culture and vi9lence against gru6s, lusus a6use, c9mplementary and anal9g9us hate speech, pail filling, slurries and 9ther c9ncupiscent fluids, lifespan shaming, a6leist slurs, pr9lix dissertation... Actually, may6e it w9uld 6e easier f9r y9u t9 list y9ur triggers, and I'll d9 my 6est t9 av9id th9se t9pics, 9r navigate them m9re delicately, if at all p9ssi6le? Great. It s9unds like y9u d9n't have any triggers, at least n9ne that y9u kn9w a69ut. I'll pr9ceed with cauti9n nevertheless. Just please let me kn9w if y9u start feeling triggered 6y anything I'm saying, and we can take a 6rief time-9ut while y9u summ9n y9ur m9irail t9 help pacify y9u, assuming y9u have 9ne. N9t that I'm presuming y9u d9, 6ut I heard that y9u did, is that c9rrect? If n9t, I ap9l9gize. I further ap9l9gize if y9ur 9rientati9n precludes the p9ssi6ility, as a pale ar9mantic, panquadrant demir9mantic, s9mething in the gray palesexual department 9r such, and h9pefully y9u are n9t triggered 6y such presumptu9us c9ncillian9rmative language. It w9uldn't 6e the first time I was guilty 9f such an inexcusa6le micr9aggressi9n, and I am n9t s9 96livi9us t9 my 9wn r9mantic privilege t9 6elieve it will 6e the last time either. I'm glad I 6r9ught up the su6ject 9f unexamined privilege, 6ecause it d9vetails 6eautifully with the p9int I was a69ut t9 make regarding 6ef9ran s9ciety and its savage um6ral p9tentiality which later manifested thr9ugh the kind 9f Alternian 6rutality y9u are all t99 familiar with. Th9se in the higher echel9ns 9f the hem9spectrum such as the ceruleans, 9r "6lue 6l99ds" (careful, 6eing l99se with such termin9l9gy is 9pening the fl99dgates t9 a wh9le h9st 9f t9xic signist language and hem9ph96ic slurs), when addressing the challenges faced 6y th9se l9wer 9n the spectrum, such as the midhues 9r in particular warm castes like um6ers, 9chres, 9r "rust 6l99ds" (an9ther slur, highly pr96lematic, deeply 9ffensive and triggering termin9l9gy, str9ngly impl9ring y9u steer clear 9f this term), they w9uld 6e well advised t9 check their cerulean privilege, particularly 6ef9re dismissing hardships 9r marginalizing claims 9f 9ppressi9n, which can 6e difficult f9r them t9 identify 9r empathize with fr9m their advantage9us p9siti9n within the 6ef9ran//Alternian p9wer structures. And s9me may argue that in 9ur peaceful "ut9pian" culture that we have freed 9urselves fr9m injustice and disparities in privilege in a p9st-scarcity ec9n9my, largely equal rights distri6uted acr9ss the hem9spectrum, and theref9re exist in a "p9st-spectral w9rld" (laugh 9ut l9ud), and theref9re there is n9 need t9 champi9n imp9rtant s9cial causes and there is n9thing left t9 de6ate, 6ut really n9thing c9uld 6e further fr9m the truth. Y9u just need t9 educate y9urself and carefully investigate the l9ngstanding p9wer dynamics in play. F9r instance, a seemingly "harmless" remark fr9m a cis6l99ded cerulean t9ward an um6er 9r G9d f9r6id a 6urgundy 9r yes even a warm-identifying physically-c99ler caste, a69ut their very l9ng term future plans such as 9n the 9rder 9f centuries, then this may pr9ve t9 6e a very hurtful micr9agressi9n due t9 the fact that l9whues cann9t p9ssi6ly live that l9ng themselves, and the m9re priviliged caste c9uld easily 9utlive d9zens 9f generati9ns 9f midhues 9r hundreds 9f generati9ns 9f 6U9Ys (6urgundy-um6er-9chre-yell9wgreens, n9te please av9id descri6ing the latterm9st as "lime 6l99ds" as it has hist9rically 6een used as an especially vici9us epithet). Such remarks can further trigger painful reminders 9f h9w c99ler castes, t9 s9me extent 9JAs, 6ut CIPs and R9yal-Vs in particular, have 6een a6le t9 use their tremend9us lifespans 9ver the millenia t9 gain a strangleh9ld 9ver the s9cial 9rder, have 6een a6le t9 c9mpletely dictate 9ur s9cietal ev9luti9n 6y ensuring 9nly their cultural agendas and narratives receive the dial9gue's air supply, assuring the c9dificati9n 9f th9se resultant ideals and deciding what "n9rmalcy" entails, and sadly these a6s9lutes 6ec9me internalized acr9ss the full spectral range, even within th9se 9f m9st c9mpr9mised privilege, and s9 y9u 6egin t9 see the cyclical nature 9f the dysfuncti9n and the resulting inertia against p9sitive change and raising awareness 9f the m9st underpr96lematized issues, which I think we can agree, is pretty pr96lematic. And really, it's every9ne's 6usiness t9 examine their privilege, even 6urgundies, wh9 may 6e su6ject t9 the pitfall 9f 6elieving inc9rrectly there are n9ne 9n the scale 6eneath them wh9m they enj9y certain privileges 9ver, which 9ff-spectrum tr9lls will never kn9w, such as th9se identifying as 9ther6l99ds 9r caste-multiples, "p9ly6l99ded", any wh9 hem9gl96ically ID as having a caste which manifests n9where (as yet kn9wn) in any9ne physically, 9r f9r that matter 9ffspecs wh9 physically d9 p9ssess such a 6l99d type, 9r "mutants" (VERY pr96lematic term, highly triggering t9 s9me, 6e warned), such as y9u and I, Karkat. 6ut this puts us 69th in a situati9n which t9 9ur kn9wledge uniquely all9ws us t9 understand and empathize with tragically underprivileged and unemp9wered gr9ups acr9ss all scuttles 9f life, thus aff9rding us 69th what I like t9 call a "uniquely underprivileged privilege", which, yes, is a kind 9f privilege we sh9uld 69th strive t9 check as well, whenever we can. This same uniquely underprivileged perspective as I'm sure y9u kn9w was disadvantaged up9n my p9st-scratch iterati9n as well, and while I have n9 d9u6t y9u justifia6ly came t9 revere that figure 9f y9ur planet's rich hist9ry and y9ur pers9nal lineage, and while his g9als 9f peace, equality, and a truly spectra6lind s9ciety, I'm afraid I pers9nally have tr9u6le c9nd9ning his meth9ds. I d9n't like t9 use the term "pr96lematic" lightly, 6ut, well, his tactics were n9thing if n9t massively pr96lematic, t9 say the least, empl9ying vi9lent uprising t9 effect change, and em6laz9ning his mark up9n hist9ry and his faithful f9ll9wers with the salty fl9urish 9f a single rude, sh9uted swear w9rd, it's n9t t9 my taste even th9ugh he is wh9 I w9uld have gr9wn up t9 6e in an9ther life. 6ut n9, I prefer t9 effect s9cial change thr9ugh rati9nal, h9nest disc9urse and c9ntri6uting t9 9ng9ing dial9gues, f9cusing 9n what sh9uld 6e the real g9als, thr9ugh keen adherence t9 the discipline 9f Pr96lematics, ensuring that we stay f9cused 9n successfully pr96lematizing a wide range 9f direly underc9mplicated s9cial dilemmas. It's nice t9 see we agree 9n s9 much. May6e we are n9t s9 unalike, despite 9ur drastically different up6ringings. Anyway, as I was saying, the st9ry 9f y9ur ancest9r, and m9re imp9rtantly my exhaustive list 9f misgivings with his appr9ach t9 s9cial change, is quite a l9ng and ela69rate 9ne, 6ut it actually fits 6rilliantly within the larger m9saic which captures the 6r9ad str9kes 9f my p9st. I mean 9ur discussi9n. Trigger warnings f9r the f9ll9wing c9ntent include: ancest9r 6ashing, faith shaming, l9ud swearing, t9rture, 6urn w9unds, ship sinking... again, seri9usly, just let me kn9w if y9u 6egin t9 feel triggered 6y anything, even slightly. We'll pause and see if we can really expl9re th9se issues, and identify exactly h9w I may have invalidated y9ur struggles. With9ut further ad9, the st9ry is as f9ll9ws..."
-Kankri Vantas
It's over 9000! XD
MOTHER OF GOD
Dude, how long did it take you to type this? :0. XD
I like that there are 69 likes i'ts the cherry on the cake
GOG..... My brain stopped working
speed this shit up, and you have a cannon kankri voice
+Mega Bichi oh gog
I dunno. I think the voice is a tiny bit lacking. It seems too monotonous and smooth. Nothing to differentiate it from listening to a calming, albeit sleep-inducing infomercial or such.
NOOO HE SOUNDS LIKE BEN SHAPIRO IF YOU SPEED HIM UP
Kankri was actually spitting facts I wanted to listen more
I wonder how many times he has said the word "trigger" in all of that (this includes related words such as; triggered, triggering and Trigonometry. Yes i know it's not part of the subject but honestly. It should be a word of triggers)
2021 is nearly ending and I now have a better understanding of what Kankri was talking about. Gotta admit, Kankri knew his shit, and I've had a newfound respect for him 💜 (at least in that regard)
I think he *almost* gets it. So many holes in it though. I could fix him
Oh God It's Him. It's Deku.
The voice of Kankri in this video went on to voice Deku in the english dub of My Hero Academia. I only knew of The Sufferer's Final Sermon before, glad to see they did More.
WHAT?! DEKUS VOICE ACTOR ID INE OF US?!!?!!!! HOLY SHIT
Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Legend says Frankie is still laughing.
Guys,I think there still laughing
Are you still laughing?
Oh no he’s still laughing
Ahahaaah... I loved Karkats face...
Kankri broke karkat he is in shock
and This is why I love The vantas my friends....this is why xD
kankri broke karkat ._.
:33< woah, kankritter you talk a lot!
((I actually think that Kankri's speeches are interesting. My Homestuck crush is Kankri lol))
+Nepeta Leijon S9 much 9f the. L9L
Yeah but Kankri isn't real. He's just a speechy troll whos in the game while someones acting. And kankri is in love with someone else. The popular ship is Kankri x Cronus.
@@anxiouspastel I- *no shit*?
Kankri is _actually_ a two-faced shitbag.
Don't believe me? Look at the way he speaks to (and about) _Mituna._
I love to read Kankri's conversations ^^
his voice is so oddly calming
I quite honestly enjoy listening to what he has to say. My friends say im a lot like him. They always tell me to "shut up" or to "quit raging". The thing is i couldnt if i wanted to its just who i am and this is no lie. I could go on about a simple topic for a half an hour but sadly no body listens. I like Kankri's dialog because its a lot more intellectual than any other troll's. He is quite possibly the one troll i connect with the most in conclusion. I must be done for now.
so? how do ya feel about this comment 7 years later?
@@beanceline meh. I was a kid. Probably no more than 13 or 14 at the time. I’m 21 now and honestly, I have no shame. People truly did tell me to shut my mouth a lot when I was a kid. I’m quiet and reserved now because of it. Back then I was just a sad kid with no friends. Now I’m a sad adult with around 5 good friends that’ll listen to whatever it is that I have to say.
7-7-7? I'm honestly speechless how lucky I am to be seeing this comment on a homestuck video like this, weird coincidence.
@@kingstondaking7877Same, I started reading the comic for the first time a while back, fricking good timing i guess!
You kinda look like a human version of Kankri too. At least just judging from your profile pic assuming that's you in the pic. 😊
he even called hii2 own 2peach an e22ay
I can't be the only one thinking he sounds like L
MiSFiT True
MiSFiT ᴏᴍɢ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs...
He does!!!
You beat me by 3 years. Lol
WAIT DONT MAKE ME THINK THAT PL-
Is it weird that I absolutely love it when Kankri talks? I enjoy his conversations :3
I wish he talked more :c
Man that is the first time I have ever seen anyone say they wished Kankri Vantas talked more
nah, you just like people ranting about stuff, I personally like kankri because his outward dialouges are just as ranty as some of my inward dialouges
Wow. I have not heard a better reading of Kankri; very pleased that he took the time to be sure of the script before he did the reading - and I also like that he didn't rush! Most of them I see, the people try to rush through what he says. Kankri doesn't come across as a rushed rambler as he has no intention to wrap things up quickly by any means. Very nice
Karkat's face! XD
My classmates and my exact reaction to this.
I love listening to his speeches
k kitt alucard hellsing Toby Erin Rogers Sexual Offenderman ***** This was my male role model from Homestuck XDDDD
Okay
lol,kurloz is mine
Skip to the time 2:25
Kankri is so awesome * - * IM NEPETA!!!! DX MEEEE IM NEPETA!!! *flails my arms around and yells at **Toby Rogers** and ********* * IM NEPETA!!!!!
His voice is so nice to listen to! I could fall asleep to It! 😍 Not bcuz of the boring topics! Bcuz of the voice Gog! :D
best boy
Ligit, I actually really liked him.
BEST BOY
I talk really fast and I can Kankri impression and
I'm Kankri....
And.. Kankri broke karkat
omg karkats face. it's priceless XD
this comment section is a like time capsule
Headcanon Kankri, oh my god.
Aww I like hearing him talk😭
Ironically, Karkat is triggered.
I would be happy to listen to Kankri for awhile.
So I can find every hole in his logic.
I will make him rethink everything he knows about social justice.
I'll make him rethink everything.
And I will enjoy the look of confusion, respect, and horror on his face.
And when I'm finished, I'll laugh a terrible laugh while Kankri has a nervous breakdown.
:)
YOU. YOU GET IT
@@crescentfeather7 Back after 6 years, I don't think I got anything.
@thecoolertoadman lmfao pass the torch then I am PITCH for that man
oh
my
god
kankri
that's why Karkat is so grumpy
A strawberry approved
Man I ♡ kankri..
BUT UGH MAI BRAIN HURTS.
I sped his speeches up to 2x, and i'm legit laughing
Lmao same
Voice of Kankri.. Is so.. CUTE AND FINE! IM IN LOOOVE!!
Pink Lemonade
...whatever floats your boat... (I'm just gonna comprehend what you said...)
When I got too this part, I actually read the entire thing. It was long and arduous, but it was worth it.
pshhh i never skip the flash flies
I love Kankri, he's multiversal treasure
I'd be karkat in this situation
Karkat has no words XD
Karkat.Exe has shut down.
Restart system?
Kankri..... what r u doin........Kankri...... STAHP!!! DX
N9.
Awwww yis
Nope. Went through it once, never again.
+Sprat Valentine 6ut why w9uld I need t9 st9p educating my ancest9r 9n the fundamentals 9f my triggers and 9ther imp9rtant su6jects.
Kankri’s voice is so innocent! So he is the opposite. The more evil smart guy approach
Karkat's like da fuck is he saying.😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Karkats international screaming is me on a daily basis
My fangirl blood pusher is gonna burst out of my chest in happiness!!! This is just too great!!!!!
wtf
@@moxusgaming In Homestuck, trolls use the words 'blood pusher' to refer to their hearts
Karkat: ............. :0
I recently just got into homestuck and I have no qualms about reading Kankri's speeches. Marvelous
Things I can do while waiting for Kankri to finish talking;
Graduate from high school
Travel to many different countries
Meet my soulmate
Get married
Live my entire life
I don't really think Kankri would want Karkat to get his morail. If he does this may end up...Triggering and violent.
poor karkat but dat face!!!! >U
( HE MAKES A LOT OF FACES!)
ps.[ PLEASE do not reply ....]
when i first got to it i read through ALL of kankri’s dialogue. ALL OF IT edit: i should probably call it a monologue
Whoever made kankris dialogue their hands must hurt bashing dat keyboard
Christ... coming back to this after all these years, I can't believe I once found him charming - heh...
wow you are really good at him!
I have high respect for kankri, how is he able to go on like that? He's still one of my many favorite characters though.
It's okay Karkat, I reacted the same way when I first met him.
i love this voice. Its close enough to my canon Karkat voice, yet, its calm enough to fit Kankri perfectly < 3
Canon voice you are.
Yay! Found video to help me talk and sound more like kankri, because I'm doing kankri for my cosplay and this maybe helpful for some random time for an audition. :)
he will never stop :0!!!!
To the favourites with you. Perfect voice in my head, I think this guy got Kankri down pat.
I am watching this after receiving a really bad jumpscare thanks to the Bong Chong Dong Ghost comic, and Kankri's talking is making me feel safe again.
pail filling... WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING KANKRI
lol, just the fact that thats the only time karkat ever shut up and made a face like that, its just hilarious XDDDDDDDDD
God I love him-
you should do the whole speech! :D I was really scared of hearing peoples fan vouice of him but this is execelnt
This song in the background is so kickass. Also this dudes voice is awesome.
Annnnnnnd he broke Karkat. Great, who has a Karkat repair kit and some duct tape for Kankri?
I NEED MORE OF THISSSS, whoever is speaking, should MAKE ask kankri videos >
I love Kankri's voice :) This is my head canon voice for him now w 3
the moment karkat finally broke
I love how similar this is to fadeintocase's voice in another video. Both of you are so great at it!
His voice is just so... Perfect
Oh my god when I was at this part I literally just falled asleep
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.............. Fascinating..
At the zooming in on Karkat moment, you can almost hear his thinkpan going *crack*
You know what's sad? If Kankri was my teacher I'd probably pay attention to him.
I could listen to kankri all day
I love Kankri and everything about him!!!!!! X'3
+Lillian Smith What a l9vely thing t9 say!
Aww~ I love Kankri! Now I should probably go back and re-read everything he's said. Again.
So.Very.AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my moirail memorized this entire thing and she just recites our at full speed at random times
Headcanon voice accepted.
:O you made him sound 10000000% times smarter than i did in my head O.O
run... just run
i love how it just zoomed in on karkat
ok kankri never shuts up but I would also love to have a discussion with him haha