Minecraft images that are OMG WTF did you guys do

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  • @supermj767
    @supermj767 Рік тому +5192

    LOGAN Stole my video! ☹0:45 I made that edit! He even removed my name!

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Рік тому +2699

      Found it. Thank you for letting me know! I'm so sorry about this!
      ua-cam.com/video/ke2g-0oJ3U8/v-deo.html

    • @BromeoWuggles
      @BromeoWuggles Рік тому +584

      that DIRTY logan…

    • @TheObtuseBagel
      @TheObtuseBagel Рік тому +1162

      👇 logan is cringe gang

    • @thediversion0
      @thediversion0 Рік тому +533

      ​@@PhoenixSCit's great seeing creators actually recognizing that it's bad for people to steal content

    • @masonjar213_
      @masonjar213_ Рік тому +87

      Omg… who is Logan?

  • @bubbleslovely129
    @bubbleslovely129 Рік тому +4489

    I remember when Jeb killed that poor guy back in 2012. He seemed really sorry, though... Minecraft is just so fun, how can you not forgive him?

  • @PunchDotOrg
    @PunchDotOrg Рік тому +477

    I changed the Jens Bergensten Wikipedia page to say he was a murderer and then I got IP banned from editing 5 seconds later

  • @pixelprofessor471
    @pixelprofessor471 Рік тому +289

    8:11 It's a lot less wholesome once you realize that you have to touche her chest to interact with the recipe.

    • @thatSleepydev
      @thatSleepydev 11 місяців тому +81

      Now think about how you have to insert the items for the crafting recipes if you want to automate it with redstone
      I know I ruined your day, you're very welcome

    • @pixelprofessor471
      @pixelprofessor471 11 місяців тому +60

      @@thatSleepydev how far are you willing to take this discussion?

    • @--Khalid-
      @--Khalid- 8 місяців тому +14

      ​​@@pixelprofessor471 far enough...

    • @alteria2714
      @alteria2714 7 місяців тому +5

      WE WERE HAVING A GOOD DAY 🤣

    • @DR-7
      @DR-7 7 місяців тому +8

      ​@@pixelprofessor471
      Well, Dispenser-Chan would be needing to put many pickaxes (upside down) inside. Also, there should be a slime balks by product to every crafted recipe.

  • @TheTechnoFoxTTF
    @TheTechnoFoxTTF Рік тому +67

    7:50 Octopus (eng. Squid): a friendly mob that lives deep underwater. Never attacks the player, even in response to an attack. If you hit an octopus, it will release ink and make quiet sounds when it touches the bottom. An octopus can be caught with a fishing rod and pulled ashore (sign on the left says October)

    • @vernilane
      @vernilane 11 місяців тому +2

      Yeah I can’t read the words but I can pronounce them, bc I know the alphabet

  • @thediversion0
    @thediversion0 Рік тому +1840

    I absolutely love the people who still dedicate their time to making those blender animations. It feels like there's more and more in each video.

    • @Jax_brix
      @Jax_brix Рік тому +9

      same

    • @RedRanger-ll7hx
      @RedRanger-ll7hx Рік тому +31

      The first one at 1:16 actually looked good(Comparatively to the others)

    • @spzi_
      @spzi_ Рік тому +103

      hehe, it's always fun to make them!

    • @zakoliphant4790
      @zakoliphant4790 Рік тому +14

      ​@@spzi_you are a legend

    • @Electroblade360
      @Electroblade360 Рік тому +9

      ​@@spzi_ Godspeed valiant soldier!

  • @darkassassin8608
    @darkassassin8608 Рік тому +872

    My theory/headcanon for the ghast tears is they're liquid mercury which would explain why they're shiny and don't vaporize in the Nether. As for why they're used in regen potions, Qin Shi Huang (founder of the Qin dynasty in 221 BC) drank mercury thinking it would give him eternal life, so that could be inspiration for making ghast tears the key ingredient in regeneration potions.

    • @Tom-rd8dd
      @Tom-rd8dd Рік тому +108

      You should try the last part at home It totally gives you regen instead of immortality/s

    • @martijn9568
      @martijn9568 Рік тому +58

      Even better is how many Chinese emperors still thought that thousands of years later.😅

    • @frostbite_1244
      @frostbite_1244 Рік тому +43

      That man likely did not last very long after drinking mercury.

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 Рік тому

      Yeah, except if you drink it, you die
      It's toxic
      And it vaporises fast at room temperature, so yeah, Ghast Tears aren't made of Mercury

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 Рік тому +3

      @@frostbite_1244 Lmao

  • @psychokuca302
    @psychokuca302 Рік тому +887

    7:53 Спрут( sprut) actually have two meanings, both octopus AND squid, Black text is the description of the squid "A friendly mob that lives deep under water. Never attacks a player even in response to an attack. If you hit an octopus(a squid), it will release ink. Emits quiet sounds when they touch the bottom. Octopus can be caught on a fishing rod and carried to the land" and next word is "October"
    GOD DAMN I WROTE AND THEN SAW THAT IT HAS EXPLANATION IN THE VIDEO XD

    • @Giguv05
      @Giguv05 Рік тому +51

      Никогда не слышал, чтобы осминогов спрутами называли...

    • @psychokuca302
      @psychokuca302 Рік тому +56

      @@Giguv05 Потому что по сути спрут это не осьминог, но по какой-то причине переводчики их воспринимают как одно животное, от того и такая путаница:)

    • @Chris-ts6ie
      @Chris-ts6ie Рік тому +36

      ive been playing minecraft for nearly 9 years now and I've never heard about the "a squid makes noises at the ocean floor" thing, can someone verify that

    • @psychokuca302
      @psychokuca302 Рік тому +25

      @@Chris-ts6ie to be fair, never heard it either.. but maybe cuz it’s really quiet and they rarely touch the bottom

    • @Sapojnik-
      @Sapojnik- Рік тому +6

      @@Chris-ts6ie It doesnt 🤷‍♂

  • @mirnsc36
    @mirnsc36 Рік тому +39

    6:10 when i heard the sound I realized it's talking about Michael's power in Gta 5. /tick is my favourite command from when I tried it on

  • @xRAINxOFxBLOODx
    @xRAINxOFxBLOODx Рік тому +15

    5:00 Dayum that transition slapped me in the face with nostalgia...

  • @m.i.g.2023
    @m.i.g.2023 Рік тому +117

    5:00 this is such a 2018-2019 meme, it brings me back

    • @JUST-BAD698
      @JUST-BAD698 Рік тому +6

      2018 was 5 years ago….
      That is a long time(in human pov)

    • @content9593
      @content9593 10 місяців тому +11

      ⁠@@JUST-BAD698now it was 6 years ago

    • @cheesesamurai1688
      @cheesesamurai1688 10 місяців тому

      What is it called?

    • @barrianic4
      @barrianic4 6 місяців тому +1

      also, i like that sans' reaction was just "what"

    • @Cammywolfandcrew
      @Cammywolfandcrew 3 місяці тому

      What is it

  • @waithowlongexactlycanyouru5886
    @waithowlongexactlycanyouru5886 Рік тому +1337

    I hope the person who keeps on making these 3d steve and alex animations has a loving family a stable job and a bright future

    • @Jax_brix
      @Jax_brix Рік тому +25

      fr

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Рік тому +279

      Spzi 🙂 youtube.com/@spzi_

    • @weylinwest9505
      @weylinwest9505 Рік тому +111

      ​@@PhoenixSCI legit thought you were a bot for a moment there. XD

    • @diamondsimon020
      @diamondsimon020 Рік тому +20

      I have this feeling he's being sarcastic, and I'm liking this comment on the basis of him being sarcastic

    • @Pain_train_wielder
      @Pain_train_wielder Рік тому +1

      I wouldn’t bet on a stable job

  • @deadoon
    @deadoon Рік тому +776

    The math 999 thing is actually more accurately described as .999....=1 because there is no number in the real numbers that can exist between them. The math actually checks out, even if it is a bit weird.

    • @potatothing951
      @potatothing951 Рік тому +20

      Yep, if you don't believe it just do it base 9

    • @whamer100
      @whamer100 Рік тому +68

      i like to think of it as
      .999... = 1 if and only if there are truly an infinitely repeating number of 9s, as the more 9s there are the closer it approaches to 1 (tl;dr limits and calculus)

    • @everettw.9610
      @everettw.9610 Рік тому +92

      Also seen simply in 1/3=0.333…. If we multiply 1/3 by 3, we get 3/3, which is definitionally 1, but we also get 0.999…

    • @toastr1255
      @toastr1255 Рік тому +32

      When it comes down to it, repeating decimals are just a way of representing fractions in decimal form. If you add them up in a way that it would equal 1 (like 3 * 1/3 or 7 * 1/7), it'll actually come out to 0.9999... rather than perfectly adding up to 1.

    • @whamer100
      @whamer100 Рік тому +7

      @@everettw.9610 til definitionally is a word, and a good one at that

  • @SekiroKVX
    @SekiroKVX Рік тому +42

    7:15 they are casually mining water

  • @Пало4ка
    @Пало4ка Рік тому +68

    Translate on 7:55 from russian:
    "Friendly mob, living deep underwater, never attacks a player in response to an attack. If you punch him, he'll release the ink, makes quiet noises, when touching the deep. Squid can catched with a rod and pull it on ashore."
    Sorry for my bad english, i am from Russia and don't know so good 😅
    also, why squid looks like a OG ghast

    • @kyled2153
      @kyled2153 Рік тому +3

      Your English is fine! At least 15 of us understood what you were saying and that's the important thing :)

    • @AHHA54
      @AHHA54 7 місяців тому +1

      Пасиба за инфу, (это мета ИрОниЯ, хотя вы все равно НиЧегО не понИмаете) ☝️🤓

  • @Hlebuw3k
    @Hlebuw3k Рік тому +77

    7:50 Squid. A friendly mob, living deep underwater. Never attacks the player even in retaliation. If its hit, it will spray ink. Makes quiet sounds, when it touched the ocean floor. Squids can be caught with a fishing rod and brought on the shore. *OCTOBER*

  • @candlethecat2258
    @candlethecat2258 Рік тому +45

    I am gonna admit I actually already thought ghast tears were a crystal, which is why they are an item and not bottled

  • @unoriginalpseudonym11270
    @unoriginalpseudonym11270 Місяць тому +4

    7:52 "Friendly mob, living deep underwater. Never attacks player even when attacked. When squid is hit, he'll release ink. Makes quiet sounds when touching sea bottom. Squid can be put on a fishing rod and pulled ashore.

  • @AdamHayes-mo9zb
    @AdamHayes-mo9zb Рік тому +10

    That crafter woman becomes a bit more… interesting when you realise that they recently removed the dark grey bit from the bottom of its texture, and in this drawing that same dark grey bit was her pants

  • @kingacrisius
    @kingacrisius Рік тому +54

    I still have no idea why the copper doors/trapdoors act like every wooden door instead of finally giving us a second "iron" option...like come on! Copper is a metal!

  • @barley9322
    @barley9322 Рік тому +132

    I see why Jeb is listed as a murderer in wikipedia: 5:05

    • @UpdateFreak33
      @UpdateFreak33 Рік тому +9

      It was an accident she shouldn't have run onto the street

    • @barley9322
      @barley9322 Рік тому +1

      @@UpdateFreak33 still counts as vehicular manslaughter unfortunately

    • @Newpant
      @Newpant Рік тому

      @@barley9322I’m pretty sure that’s only for a cross walk

    • @Definitelynotbloxy
      @Definitelynotbloxy 9 місяців тому

      5:08 that must be where he got the guns from

  • @Choccy_Donut
    @Choccy_Donut Рік тому +354

    Phoenix should start a series where he just reads his UA-cam comments.

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Рік тому +199

      This would be NSFW for sure.

    • @Choccy_Donut
      @Choccy_Donut Рік тому +100

      @@PhoenixSC do tell how because Reddit cannot be any better

    • @marsrover001
      @marsrover001 Рік тому

      ​@@PhoenixSCpenis in butt
      Yep, can confirm.

    • @Blue-Maned_Hawk
      @Blue-Maned_Hawk Рік тому +2

      @@PhoenixSC Your definitions confuse me.

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 Рік тому +4

      @@PhoenixSC Agree to Disagree
      Reddit is much worse

  • @KnightsofGaming2016
    @KnightsofGaming2016 Рік тому +29

    4:14 I wish this OP all the best with confessing to their crush. Really hope they give us an update on how it went.

  • @thewinner4378
    @thewinner4378 Рік тому +8

    The one with Jeb on a boat is a masterpiece of animation.

  • @CavaliereBlu
    @CavaliereBlu Рік тому +18

    Jeb's boat journey around the multiverse is a masterpiece. 🤩

  • @ClutchCps
    @ClutchCps Рік тому +40

    6:05 this is actually cool. Someone should remake that one scene from the Matrix with this.

  • @sylv512
    @sylv512 Рік тому +43

    I think Ghast tears are primarily composed of minerals and oil that has a higher boiling point.

  • @surprisegoblin2628
    @surprisegoblin2628 Рік тому +11

    3:50
    I loved the little gasp of either disbelief, surprise, fear, or all 3

  • @-fireball65-
    @-fireball65- Рік тому +15

    6:24 I just realized somebody could probably use this to make superhot in Minecraft

    • @SomeDudeCauseYes
      @SomeDudeCauseYes 8 місяців тому

      the faster you are, the faster the world is.

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 4 місяці тому

      Carpet mod actually has had a superhot option in its tick command for years! I've played with it, it's a ton of fun

    • @-fireball65-
      @-fireball65- 4 місяці тому

      @@RyanTosh thats cool

  • @ekociaki8436
    @ekociaki8436 Рік тому +29

    7:45
    I translated it for you :D
    Octopus
    (eng: Squid)
    It's a friendly mob living deep under the water. It never attacks the player, even if it was attacked first. If you hit an octopus, it will let out ink. It makes a quiet sound when it touches the bottom of the ocean. You can catch him with a fishing rod and take him out of the water.
    Ah nvm, someone already translated it (:

  • @reekill_playlists
    @reekill_playlists Рік тому +311

    I don't know who SmallBlueSlime is, but the fact that they have single-handedly created all of the e-girl blocks/mobs is really worrying

  • @Blaineworld
    @Blaineworld Рік тому +88

    I think the tuff brick texture should just be shifted up one pixel so the horizontal lines fit with the other bricks. Having it be upside-down in shape was obviously intentional.

  • @justinkutrybala4298
    @justinkutrybala4298 Рік тому +30

    The tick speed feature would be really useful for making a "bullet time" thing like in zelda BOTW

  • @raymondkwon1301
    @raymondkwon1301 Рік тому +19

    5:21
    What
    -Sans 2023

    • @Mistahphoje
      @Mistahphoje 2 місяці тому

      5:23 IS THAT ANGRY BIRDS STAR WARS PROBE WITHOUT THE PROBE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @dialog_box
    @dialog_box Рік тому +9

    look as long as the wolf armor outright disables friendly fire, i'm fine with it. also i really hope the armadillo becomes the second mob that can conform to the minecraft grid, like shulkers do. when it curls up it should turn into a block-like entity with collision and everything

  • @mewtwoplaysyt3184
    @mewtwoplaysyt3184 Рік тому +22

    5:45
    Okay, while this IS a ridiculous amount of copper for just 2 trapdoors, at the same time you GET a ridiculous amount of copper just by going mining. They had to have realized just how inflated the amount of copper in a world was when they were making the trapdoors and adjusted for it to make the trapdoors "more" expensive, but still keeping a balanced ratio between collection and crafted (if that makes any sense lol.)
    TLDR; the ingots recipe makes more sense, but you get so much Copper as is that it probably isnt 100% necessary to change

    • @Stampyboyz
      @Stampyboyz Рік тому +1

      Gonna be annoying to collect it without a farm though, mainly due to storage

    • @Alanboss777
      @Alanboss777 Рік тому +1

      There ain't that much copper by mining. I just spent 4 hours just to put copper blocks in the corners of my house

    • @bendymine7129
      @bendymine7129 Рік тому +1

      I just made the math and to get a stack of Copper Trapdoors you will need 1728 Copper Ingots, and for 6 stacks of Copper Blocks you will need 3456 Copper Blocks just to get 2 stack of Copper Trapdoors.
      (Also Fun Fact: i'm the one Who made that comment)

  • @Nikeified
    @Nikeified Рік тому +33

    jeb really went through the backrooms and somehow got out... respect

    • @HungryWarden
      @HungryWarden Рік тому +7

      With the power of a Minecraft Boat, you can do anything.
      Except put Horses in them.

    • @Nikeified
      @Nikeified Рік тому +4

      @@HungryWarden lmao

  • @theclone4800
    @theclone4800 Рік тому +42

    Ah yes, more terror beyond human comprehension in the form of cubes

  • @supermegabenji1026
    @supermegabenji1026 Рік тому +2

    6:02 That actually looks Badass. Reminds me of those Max Payne Games and Matrix movies.

  • @BableBeatsQuality
    @BableBeatsQuality Рік тому +5

    4:24 HEY THAT’S ME! I’m the guy with the red profile pic who says silent club step :D my dream is forfilled by existing on a PhoenixSC vid!

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong Рік тому +94

    The blue penguidillo is the result when people with actual talents use them on actually good things.

  • @dannymartin4834
    @dannymartin4834 Рік тому +20

    2:18 I’ve always thought of them as crystals.

  • @InfiniteHouse258
    @InfiniteHouse258 Рік тому +28

    Next Mojang’ll remove Netherite Ingots because they’re deadly if consumed by Endermen.

    • @endoftheroadhaunts
      @endoftheroadhaunts 3 місяці тому

      @@InfiniteHouse258 Spirit Halloween twitching banshee reference?!?!

  • @therealilikecats
    @therealilikecats Рік тому +3

    6:40 Left is Evoker, right is Vindicator

  • @AsrielUT123
    @AsrielUT123 9 місяців тому +1

    The russian squid ghast thing is basically just a description of a minecraft squid and how it doesnt attack the player, lives underwater and stuff

  • @Astertious-
    @Astertious- Рік тому +29

    It's confirmed. Pheonix likes Copper 7:20

  • @BandyCamp
    @BandyCamp Рік тому +22

    0:30 the real funny thing is how jeb looks in that photo

  • @superwhatevergamin9634
    @superwhatevergamin9634 Рік тому +95

    Jeb just cannot avoid becoming a meme. He seems physically incapable of not being a meme.

  • @Furkanishere
    @Furkanishere Рік тому +4

    Jeb casually did genocide and flew away near sans like nothing happened, his reaction of "what" was gold🗿

  • @betprolol3
    @betprolol3 Рік тому +1

    2:50 as soon as i realized what was going on
    an ad cutted it off perfectly

  • @Ancient_Soul9000
    @Ancient_Soul9000 Рік тому +28

    0:15 If you paused here and edited a fake box that says the game crashed it would look very believable.

  • @S1deTracked583
    @S1deTracked583 Рік тому +26

    2:50 damn those chicken nuggets look fire

    • @cj_games8205
      @cj_games8205 6 місяців тому +3

      take my like and leave

  • @treeking6141
    @treeking6141 Рік тому +12

    “we removed mobs because you can kill them”

  • @VladisCrafter
    @VladisCrafter Рік тому +4

    7:52
    Squid (eng. Squid)
    A friendly mob that lives deep underwater.
    Never attacks player even if attacked.
    If you hit squid, it will release ink.
    Makes quiet sounds when touching the bottom (floor).
    Can be caught on fishing rod and pulled ashore.
    It's basically about squid, but with a picture of... black ghast for some reason @PhoenixSC
    (oh nvm didn't notice the response later in the video :/ )

  • @Sly-Moose
    @Sly-Moose Рік тому +3

    I can't stop laughing at that Tiny Jeb in a boat animation! 😂😂😂

  • @FrostKing104
    @FrostKing104 Рік тому +41

    I honestly really appreciate how short it was. It always felt excessively long and bloated before, this one had some fun stuff but didn't feel stretched out.

    • @metronicmagician1816
      @metronicmagician1816 Рік тому +9

      Honestly 10 minutes for an update presentation is pretty decent, and they’re clearly decreasing how much they try to put in these things since the caves and cliffs update and the wild update real showed they can’t over promise without the fans getting really angry.

    • @TimeTravelingFetus
      @TimeTravelingFetus Рік тому +5

      That's what she said!

  • @fearofthechippan
    @fearofthechippan Рік тому +40

    I was already laughing from Murderer Jeb, but the armadillo mauling Tiny Jens sent me over the edge

  • @geometryflame712
    @geometryflame712 Рік тому +4

    I love the minecraft dungeons music in the background for a lot of the videos/gifs. If there's something that game left us, it's a crap ton of awesome mobs and a crap ton of music

  • @AzNoobz
    @AzNoobz Місяць тому +5

    1:16 Preview of the new Creaking mob

  • @kcganimations5112
    @kcganimations5112 10 місяців тому +1

    5:01
    i remember when terminalmontage remixed this meme in his something about ssbu video
    and this meme shan't be forgotten forever more because of him

  • @ashleycd6487
    @ashleycd6487 Рік тому +23

    8:10 TF2 Fans: Hey, I've seen this one, it's a classic!

    • @Eldrich09
      @Eldrich09 Рік тому +8

      Minecraft fans: *“What do you mean you’ve seen it? It’s brand new.”*

    • @goldngamer1365
      @goldngamer1365 Рік тому +4

      "First time? "

  • @thebiolibrary5572
    @thebiolibrary5572 Рік тому +8

    I always felt like Ghast Tears were gemstones, or hardened, compressed salt.

  • @vennstudios9885
    @vennstudios9885 Рік тому +8

    Fun Fact
    The copper grates Oxidize faster because
    people keep on using it as a Cheese grater

    • @Redacted_Theorist
      @Redacted_Theorist 3 дні тому

      I am sacrificing myself to r/woosh to give you this info.
      It may actually be because it is more exposed to oxygen because of how open it is, and the copper in thinner so there is less to oxidize.
      Godspeed soldiers, and goodbye.

  • @lightsonMode
    @lightsonMode Рік тому +2

    Man I have fun watching stampy and since he is going to end, I would say thank you to him for making memeories as a kid.

  • @G674
    @G674 11 місяців тому +5

    Phoenix SC: Oh it was 50 minutes (Minecraft Live 2023)
    Shaffia & Cyma on the video: That was the shortest live stream ever 4:50

  • @JamesGames1903
    @JamesGames1903 Рік тому +24

    As a FNaF Fan I 100% Noticed 5:14

    • @Bluetic_
      @Bluetic_ Рік тому +1

      And the movie came out

    • @LocalBookHead
      @LocalBookHead 5 місяців тому +1

      5:15 bird up!
      🐦🕊 🦅 🦆 🦜

  • @VoltByte_m8
    @VoltByte_m8 Рік тому +12

    8:20 you know what’s gonna happen now :)

  • @I_seriouslydontcare
    @I_seriouslydontcare Рік тому +18

    2:25 but hey that's just a theory! A GAME THEORY!
    just commented this because yes

  • @shadowkatto
    @shadowkatto Рік тому +9

    5:40
    WHEN THE HELL WAS IT LIKE THIS?

  • @joshsolders5543
    @joshsolders5543 Рік тому +16

    Considering how things are going with the recent EULA changes, 2:08 seems realistic. I thought this was going to be a legitimate discussion of them doing this instead of a meme video.

  • @Duck-cm6rq
    @Duck-cm6rq Рік тому +12

    Jeb knows what he did. And we do too.

  • @draghettis6524
    @draghettis6524 Рік тому +27

    8:34 So wholesome it made my PC crash
    Only one half of this is a lie

    • @FunMelonBoi
      @FunMelonBoi Рік тому +5

      The first part

    • @Stampyboyz
      @Stampyboyz Рік тому +4

      @@FunMelonBoino, the lie is obvious the second part

    • @Fifasher2K
      @Fifasher2K 10 місяців тому +3

      Third part

    • @Asdfghkll49
      @Asdfghkll49 10 місяців тому +1

      the first part

    • @ojd9145
      @ojd9145 3 місяці тому

      The ninth part

  • @Hestroah1337
    @Hestroah1337 Рік тому +8

    I think one of the reasons they v don't really talk about the update a lot is they don't want to promise something and be called out when they don't deliver, like the birch forest stuff

  • @Souls_29
    @Souls_29 Рік тому +1

    When Phoenix started saying copper at 7:21 it sounds like the coffee guy from Regular Show

  • @icelord02
    @icelord02 Рік тому +1

    the beginning clip would've been so much funnier if after getting flashed it cut to the opening of skyrim. "hey you, your finally awake"

  • @white_145
    @white_145 Рік тому +14

    6:38 no way I actually know which one is which

  • @thomasmuller8118
    @thomasmuller8118 Рік тому +22

    3:36 what do you mean this does not make sense? 0.999 recuring is the exact same thing as 1. Its just confusing for us to write down this way, because we are dont have an intuitive understanding of infinity

    • @cezarandrade
      @cezarandrade Рік тому +3

      I find funny that there's a whole wikipedia page adressing that xd

    • @metallabx407
      @metallabx407 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@cezarandrade Oh, JSAB level creator guy, nice to see you here.

    • @Bookworm12-j9t
      @Bookworm12-j9t 10 місяців тому

      My explanation involves the decimal of 1/3

  • @MarcelTsim
    @MarcelTsim Рік тому +18

    i'd just like to say that at this rate there will be more copper blocks than wood

    • @Boxygirl96
      @Boxygirl96 Рік тому

      At least it’ll justify copper’s existence a bit more. Right now it’s just the reason I can’t find iron as easily in the dark, the amount of times I’ve mistaken copper for iron is ridiculous and the disappointment it plagues me with is relentless

    • @HeeJoo_tz
      @HeeJoo_tz Рік тому +2

      @@Boxygirl96 but adding lots and lots of artificial utilities is not the same as having some actual use

  • @meetusmarkus
    @meetusmarkus Рік тому +2

    Whatever Phoenix says, I think it's cute knowing the fact that there's pissed off robot girl currently working against her will in your minecraft house crafting making waterlogged waxed lightly weathered chiseled grated copper staired bulbed trapdoors.

  • @ruskyivanich2107
    @ruskyivanich2107 3 місяці тому +1

    7:52 translation from Russian
    Octopus (eng. Squid)
    A friendly mob that lives deep underwater never attacks the player, even in response to an attack; if it hits an octopus, it releases ink and makes quiet sounds when they touch the bottom with an octopus; you can catch it with a fishing rod and pull it to shore.

    • @ruskyivanich2107
      @ruskyivanich2107 3 місяці тому

      Also that last word that was zoomed in on is October

    • @ruskyivanich2107
      @ruskyivanich2107 3 місяці тому

      Rip, saw that it was translated already...

  • @bowxfire5275
    @bowxfire5275 Рік тому +12

    8:25 That reminded me of 2G1C.
    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined cuz that isnt even 2G1C and i got reminded of it anyways.

  • @GipsyD29
    @GipsyD29 Рік тому +12

    It seems that we'll just never talk about the cursed animations of Steve and Alex. Got it. Noted.

  • @Chevywolf30
    @Chevywolf30 Рік тому +5

    Hearing a SiIvagunner rip in a PhoenixSC video was NOT something I thought would happen when I woke up this morning.

  • @Zaluuk
    @Zaluuk Рік тому +2

    5:01 This is my new favourite video

  • @Alexminecrafter1
    @Alexminecrafter1 Рік тому +12

    i understand what the meme at 6:18 is, its from GTA5

  • @theonebman7581
    @theonebman7581 Рік тому +58

    I love the fact we now have copper cheese graters in Minecraft!
    Next mob added to 1.21 will be the raccoon.

    • @BryanLu0
      @BryanLu0 Рік тому +1

      D:

    • @TheWaffleLord6787
      @TheWaffleLord6787 Рік тому +1

      😟

    • @Blue-Maned_Hawk
      @Blue-Maned_Hawk Рік тому +4

      You had two opportunities to get the species even half correct for this joke and failed them both.

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 Рік тому +2

      @@Blue-Maned_Hawk The fact you know what I'm even talking about terrifies me

    • @埊
      @埊 Рік тому +1

      and next civilisation added in 1.22 will be the Tenochtitlanca

  • @mr0boring
    @mr0boring Рік тому +20

    5:26 i received an ad right before the explosion ik ur there fbi

  • @Shadows.Gaming
    @Shadows.Gaming Рік тому +6

    6:00 The way the gameplay is slowed down like that, kind of makes it look like the game Superhot VR. With the slow motion and stuff.

    • @Thatoneguy3221
      @Thatoneguy3221 Рік тому

      Bro had dead eye in Minecraft

    • @Shinigato20
      @Shinigato20 Рік тому +2

      It's mostly a reference to Michael's ability in GTA V

    • @Thatoneguy3221
      @Thatoneguy3221 Рік тому

      @@Shinigato20 John Marston? Arthur Morgan? Red Harlow? Jack Marston?

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 Рік тому +1

      Looks more like Max Payne, not Superhot.

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 Рік тому

      @@Thatoneguy3221 The sound used is from GTA V, so no

  • @sackzcottgames
    @sackzcottgames Рік тому +1

    it's actually a neat idea that crafter-chan feels unwell and then vomits the item. dang it! now i really want some cute fanart of crafter-chan and dispenser-chan hanging out

  • @theaiguy_
    @theaiguy_ Рік тому +1

    7:53 Translation
    "Squid
    A friendly mob that lives deep underwater. Never attacks the player, even after being attacked. Releases ink when hurt. Makes quiet sounds when touching the floor. You can catch a squid with a fishing rod and bring it on land."

  • @Jray608
    @Jray608 Рік тому +12

    0:55
    I've seen this interrogation footage before. The man in the hospital gown was a school shooter, the guy did a very bad job at feigning insanity.

    • @versusVSversus.
      @versusVSversus. Рік тому +1

      Thus they sentenced him to death penalty anyway. I think if Phoenix knew the backstory he wouldn't have included the meme in the video.

    • @Jray608
      @Jray608 Рік тому +2

      @@versusVSversus. I thought he got 10 life sentences. I don't think public shooting can be a death sentence. I may be wrong but I thought death sentences were for three reasons only, plane hijacking, treason, and murder of an on-duty officer.

    • @Jray608
      @Jray608 Рік тому +2

      Just looked it up, that was extremely wrong. There's 41 crimes punishable by death in the U.S. First degree murder is one of them.

  • @justsomerandomdudeontheint9859
    @justsomerandomdudeontheint9859 Рік тому +16

    I was literally thinking “oh! No degenerate art this time!” A couple seconds later, Crafter-Chan shows up…

  • @CartonOwO
    @CartonOwO Рік тому +12

    8:30 Yes, it is very wholesome, they are dating

  • @Goldtiger142003
    @Goldtiger142003 Рік тому +1

    I desire seeing two dispenser girls putting down snow blocks, mumbo girl giving a third dispenser girl a carved pumpkin, and all components of the snowman resemble the snow waifu.

  • @Cubyt09
    @Cubyt09 Рік тому +1

    Squid
    Friendly mob that lives deep under water. Never attacks the player even when player attacks him. If you hit the squid, he will release his ink. He making silent noises when touching the bottom. You can hook the squid with fishing rod and put him on the ground.
    Thats the translation

  • @Geeber_Goober
    @Geeber_Goober Рік тому +15

    I personally would love to see Manny Heffley added to Minecraft for a variety of reasons, one is that due to him being added to the game, you would get an entire new biome with Greg Heffley NPCs inhabiting it. If Greg hits you, you will be transported to the Diary of a Wimpy Kid dimension, where the villagers are Frank and Susan Heffley, due to them being able to have children. The Snow Gollum is now Rowley Jefferson, because he is kind of built like one, The End Rods are now End Rodricks, and Fregley is a new creature that can crawl on walls and ceilings and hop across your screen. But I think a highlight is Manny himself. To summon him, you have to say "Ploopy" in the chat. He is able to rewrite the game's code to give you wings, or trap you inside of a Wimpy Kid Book.
    This is why I think Manny Heffley should be in Minecraft.
    Thank you for reading.

  • @tuftyyglitter324
    @tuftyyglitter324 Рік тому +8

    If 1/3 = 0.3 recurring, and 2/3 = 0.6 recurring, then 3/3 = 0.9 recurring. But then there's 3/3 = 1 so that's another way to explain it.

  • @PandaTubeGaming
    @PandaTubeGaming Рік тому +5

    The Jens trip was comedic GOLD

  • @EmpressElectraa
    @EmpressElectraa Рік тому +1

    Hell was a biome in the nether; it was changed later, but it can still be found in bedrock edition

  • @Flowxrz0
    @Flowxrz0 Рік тому +3

    4:59 to 5:25 is pure comedy gold