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Speedrunners are going to abuse that last one for sure
I dont think it will gain traction outside of P% tho. The startup of the fight is skipped as well so you can punch coins at him while he is bowing
v2 1-4 speedrun strat is just too op
yeah
Now we have a faster way to reach V2 than ultraboosting
+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR
Instructions unclear, i attempted the V2 nether portal tech and my minecraft is now running Doom
Then you're doing it right.
@@PhoenixSC i mean hes not gonna be able to kill v2 fast enough for a WR look hes not even coin punching
Yoo
@@PhoenixSC dont dare to compare ultrakill with doom
are you from braking bad
I've seen the clip at 3:47 before and did the math on it. There are 15 double chests, each has 54 slots, we see nothing but torches drop and quite a lot of them, torches stack to 64, assuming every chest was full, the exploding Creeper caused 3,456 torches to drop simultaneously.
Plus the dropped blocks from the explosion.
rounding error compared to torches@@bruceholmquist9082
1:01
The Quark mod actually adds wood-specific ladders, and it gets around the differentiation problem by making the recipe 6 sticks at the sides and a single plank of the wood type you want in the middle instead of another stick.
why don't do this like tinted glass, max of 8 ladder and wood plank or the stripped log (to make it more useful)
@@LaserMob. because you aren't dying the ladder a different wood type, so that wouldn't make any sense
that's not how wood works
@@theobserver3088 yeah, I think that can make sense if you can do for 4 or 8 with wood plank or slab, or make it more simple but less dynamic only make it with plank and 8 ladder (with this you can make a stack craft it 8 time, because 64 is 8 pow of 8). I don't make mode and I don't know how the crafting dynamic is made, but I am a program and with problem solving ability I can make quick responses, now for you this is a good alternative of the recipe of mod
i would do a slab in the middle instead of a full block
You won't need different wood types of sticks, because now ladders require a single plank in the center.
Since when? I'm so out of touch with the game
The chain one won't make sense tho-
Its called a button.
Y’all ever heard of quark? Cuz that is how you craft different ladders in quark.
@@lukechapin5563 clearly a ladder
oh my god that last one caught me so off guard. Ultrakill was the last thing I expected to see in a PhoenixSC video
PhoenixSC plays ultrakill when
I saw the V2 comments but it didn’t register until the end
Ultrakill is seriously my life
@@zink8504 we're on the same ship
saaame
Why does the guy at 3:52 have so many chests of just torches?
Yes
Who doesn't have many chests of just torches?
He probably just mines alot
He's excavating a whole continent.
1:00 I love how this implies birch sticks will be added, which are a classic form of punishment and therefore should deal extra damage. Maybe they could be put in traps or something to deal damage to mobs. This would be a great reason to visit birch forest biomes
As if we needed another reason
phoenix is the only person who can make me feel simultaneously concerned and intrigued
Good.
good
good
Good.
Good.
if you're going to speedrun from start of prelude to act 1-4, then you might as well also do the funny pre-start kill
Yeah, this is awful for IL speedruns, but it might be useful in a full gane run if you are lucky enough to spawn near a lava pit
Btw guys game name?
@@SaifXD47ultrakill
@@SaifXD47 minecraft ofc
also get sub 10 wr :)))))
3:04 a sad fact for us bedrock players
I think that staircase might be more dangerous than wraparounds.
In a wraparound if you fall you fall a maximum of one story, but on those it becomes a real bad "I Told You About Stairs Bro" situation.
I've always imagined another type of villager being the Woodcutter, and his workspace being a Sawmill. This sawmill would be similar to the stonecutter, but for wood instead, meaning you could make doors and things like that out of a single plank. Perhaps this would be a good way to go about making multiple wood-types of ladders.
I would call them the -lumberjack- carpenter, but I agree.
Wouldn't that be a carpenter? A Lumberjack would specialize in cutting down trees and hauling them to the village. A carpenter is someone that specializes with working with wood.
the fact we never got that is a crime. making wood stairs is still a scam, at least stone stairs can be made at a fair price now.....
@@Logan-zp8bi That's probably better, woodcutter was just the first thing that came to my mind. I'm really just looking for a villager with a wood-version of a stonecutter. On the other hand, a shepherd is a person who farms sheep and harvests their wool, and a loom is their workspace, even though a loom is used to shape wool into blankets and things, which a shepherd does not do.
@@Logan-zp8bi honestly, either could work. Minecraft isn’t totally accurate. A farmer grows food, yet the farmer villager still sells pie and cake, which are usually made by a baker.
3:47 Bro screamed so hard his computer couldn’t take it anymore 💀
This clip was hilarious
Fraps crashed
the best part is that it's all torches
I died of laughter😂
The time that this released,I saw a mushroom cloud,very small,I think that was his computer
For the ladders, you should check out what the Quark mod does for ladders of different wood types! You use a plank in the middle but make some more ladders to compensate. Really good mod as a whole :D
2:37
Peonix : "players don't breed"
A modder : "are you sure about that 😈"
The Jenny Modder:
💀
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
By the time you build the portal, you would already be minutes behind the world record completion but when talking about minecraft, the Knucklebuster would be really good against mobs, especially blazes and skeletons due to the fact that you can deflect projectiles (not parrying like how the Feedbacker can do) neutralizing the projectiles almost completely.
finally i can get return to sender
If you complete act 2 before the end dragon fight then u can gribble and railcoin the Ender dragon to and if done right can save you at least 0.2s which a drastic number for speed running
Once you get to the end you chain rocket riding and elytra flying
If you successfully clip just right, you'll be able to enter the v2 fight as it's cutscenes is starting. Successfully coin bouncing to kill v2 would only take 20 seconds at most, so the detriment to time shouldn't be too great compared to the sheer damage from the knuckleblaster.
creeps😂
Fun fact, you can do the nether portal technique in a pyramid to immediately skip to the second V2 bossfight
still slower than an actual speedrun lmao
Will i teleport to second gabriel fight if i use this tech in nether fortress?
Wait...
I gotta try this
i see
@@serhiiko7141 use it in the end and you get free pass to 7-1
1:36 Can't believe you cut the best part out...
I love the Steve and Alex random animations we get in every video. They're always so good
5:20 THAT'S HOW MELONS AND PUMPKINS SHOULD WORK 💀
Mellons yes, but pumpkins no ( well if I think about those big orange, un eatable , ornament pumpkins ).
THE SIGNS ARE MADE FROM ACTUAL WOOD??
as a learning carpenter I am just so happy
A different angle's gonna send your straight to the Gabriel, apostate of hate fight, cutting out the bossfights in the middle. Truly the ultimate speedrun strat
i think if ladders did do that, theyd just have the requested wood type as the center plank, and give more ladders, and have normal oak ladders also be craftable with just sticks
what's wrong about the last clip really is the fact he's using auto aim unironically
Bro got a skill issue 💀
TRUE ULTRAKILL CHADS NEVER USE AUTOAIM BECAUSE IT MESSES UP COINS
@@kpjammerwolf330 mhm
ultrakill players when someone plays differently to them:
I love the ultrakill reference at the end
Nail gun go burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@@blrbro9879saved me in 1-4
4:58 Bamboo is solid in between each segment, so based on the model, it would go in a few pixels before being blocked.
but y can make bambooroll a falling sand entity and itl work?
@@equilibrum999 I was talking about real life. What you're describing would definitely work, yes.
3:23 When you've had enough of the goofy auuuugh skeletons and their aimbot
2:57
This is not just a gray color, but 127/127/127 in the RGB, an even middle between pure black and pure white.
5:46 this better become a meme
That lego hurt so bad the game couldnt process it and just said "death.attack.foot.pain"
2:51 I THOUGHT THE SNIFFER WAS MOVING ITS EYEBROWS
THEN I REALIZED IT WAS NOSE
ITS CALLED A FUCKING SNIFFER FOR A REASON.
Nothing like waking up at 5:30 to watch a PhoenixSC video.
My honest reaction: 5:47
As of now, these videos each month have lined up with my period for the last 2 months and it's been cheering me up every time. It's been wonderful to say the least
3:54 This is the first time i heard Phoenix genuinely laughing
the guy at 2:13 is running linux. What a chad.
Oh yea he is
Ok phoenix has to add ultrakill to minecraft now
3:41
D... Do you not know what peeps are?
Yeah what are peeps?
@@kelfo4997 Marshmallow Baby Chickens/Chicks
If you turn the creeps upside-down, they look like peeps
The way the Quark mod makes diffrient variants of ladders, is instead of the central stick you put a plank type.
6:22
i expected some backrooms joke but that works
Y is there like 5mil torches 4:04
needs them for expeditions
Lol
Oh my god I felt the absolute *PAIN* from the clip of the guy's storage getting blown up by a creeper. That has happened to me not once but TWICE in TWO different survival worlds 😭
when I hear a creepers 'sss' while storing some items I always go "nope, not doing this" and pull out Esc + peaceful mode immediately. it might be cowardly but hell I am not going to watch 20 hours worth of obtaining items get detonated by the green blob.
3:57 ah- ah- ahhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh
this one hits home 💀
2:21 Is this guy crazy? You can never have too many memes!
1:43 hive is still alive, its bedrock community is thriving
In java it's ded
@@KahelCat gotta hurt, a lot of the good gamemodes are still on java
@Pheonixsc For the ladders you should check out what the quark mod does It includes 1 plank in the recipe and it makes more ladders so really intuitive
4:28 I have had that cup for 2 years and never thoght about that, please stop living
and yet here i am looking at it to support you phoenix
5:37 I have experienced this glitch recently, it randomly scrambles a bunch of textures and its really weird.
Bro I got this glitch so long ago, I was mining for netherite when my game crashed, when I got back in all the netherack was textured as netherite blocks
My torches were textured as sea pickles but in a weird way...
Mine was sliver fish's looks like normal fish Soo it basically piranha
What more could there be to expose government corruption beyond PreStripped Lodestone?
I even had an experience when the entire terrain was replaced with massive portions of interface.
5:05 have you ever had a dream where you
Bro that's what I thought 😂
I'm surprised that Phoenix didn't comment on how those creepers looked like a very familiar suspicious shape
Amogus
amoqus
They looked tasty ngl I wanna take a bite
the fact phoenix called a peep a fish finger has me dying on the floor
1:00 - Something like Quark mod kind of make it so you dont really need to:
just using a specific plank type and sticks in a ladder craft shape gives you said ladder types.
It changes that quickly 2:44
5:35 it's a very old bedrock bug
happend to me 2 months ago
Phoenix you scare me. It shouldn't be possible for one man to simultaneously feel as many different emotions as I.
5:19 This actually makes so much sense. This is exactly how it should work.
Phoenix is a type of a person who filters most sus reddit posts and sends them to his channel
Ok that thing with the anvil putting the enchant on the sword is unironically a great idea.
There's more! If you also look directly down while above an end portal and go to the top right portal block (if bottom is the entrance to portal room) if can align yourself pixel perfect and fall down through the portal on a specific pixel you can spawn DIRECTLY in the Sisyphus prime battle room with all the previous enemies cleared, essentially giving you a free P rank (Patched)
instructions unclear game crashed and now I cant turn off my laptop
@@Sunny_chips yea they patched this just now, I'll edit the comment
There's even more: using tnt at X position left from portal and exactly 4 blocks and 7 pixels from you the exact same second you teleport will trigger vigilante, Vergil,Dreadbaloon and Devourer of Gods fight at the same time.
Since Vergil hardcoded to delete all other entities, you only need a lot of eggs and some chains.
The strategy is to trap his stupid ai in chains, while using eggs to trigger entity cramming
Hope this strategy will improve the results
I don’t any images In these videos are acceptable, phoenix.
agreed
agreed
Anyone else think sniffer nose is eyes..
No
4:36 someone literally bought me this as a gift but with diamond ore and pickaxe instead of gold xD
The Quark mod does the ladder wood type thing well, by including a plank in the recipe, so no new sticks need to be added.
Phoenix's videos singlehandedly make minecraft memes popular
The thing is that cobwebs broken by a sword drop one string, but if it is crafted it makes 9 string
Cobweb It Should Be Cob Eb
They say that in the video
4:46 bad piggies reference ong no way
1:43 I miss playing on the Hive; I was only there to enjoy maybe the last two years of it because I only just got java edition back around 2019-2020, but I played its Block Party so much and loved it. That and hide-n-seek. That one was iconic, I remember watching some of the og mcyters play it all the time.
4:30 *just a burning memory begins to play*
I have that mug
@@striderachiveI have a diamond ore one
5:24 they're just horsin around
I like these meme videos better than your other ones. The others are still good and I still watch them but I wish you would do more of these.
Memories of ThinkGeek's April Fools' Marshmallow Creeps reminds me of the "review" claiming that the reviewer's child cried over being pranked when the reviewer tried to place an order. It said something like; "Nice job, ThinkGeek. You made a child cry!". Part of me felt pity, the other part felt second-hand embarrassment. Most of me was left wondering "Why is the kid so sad over something that probably wouldn't have lasted as long as transit time?".
I haven't watched this video yet, but I really needed to share the story.
Hey Phoenix can you do a perfomance test of 1.20 when it comes out? Supposedly Mojang updated the lighting engine.
5:00 it reminds me of those snack things with the wafer sticks with the filling you should totally do that Phoenix.
(Making this comment fast so I forgot the name)
0:16 yes, it was me, the kevin that sent that sign
definitely not a different kevin amongst the millions in the world
jokes aside, thats a cool sign
Kevin The Cat?
Its wholesome to hear pheonix laugh at something once in awhile.
Was expecting the nether portal to clip into the backrooms
2:08 should be real
Fax
0:39 is so disturbing. My brothers name is Roger and my dads name is Andrew. ARE YOU IN MY WALLS
I WANT A 2 HOUR TIMELAPSE OF THOSE SQUISHY STEVE AND ALEX SHORTS!!!
What’s up 1:19
Hello
spzi's videos just get better and better I *MUST* know how they make them
hearted comment nice
I'm actaully in a discord with them. One thing I can tell you is its done in blender. Also minecraft isn't the only thing they make animations for.
@@manonthelaggymoon6891 knew it was blender lol
cool and cool, thanks
i am unreasonably happy that ULTRAKILL appeared in a phoenixsc video
i was not expecting an ULTRAKILL meme in a phoenix video, i am very happy
1:56 no. these are pions - kind of elementary particle.
Am i only one that heard penis?
If Phoenixes were in Minecraft, would they be passive? Or have Phoenix SC's personality?
i think the correct answer is neutral, and attacking them makes them aggressive, and attack with increasingly buggy methods.
now I imagine a phoenix from mystical stories fly around looking at various intriguing and mildly concerning things.
Not sure if they’re real, but Minecraft-themed Peeps in the shape of creepers would be insanely popular. I’ve never seen such an obvious slam dunk of a product idea in my life.
Considering how fast 1-4 speedrunning has gotten, this new tech is probably sub-optimal
0:45 how vegans are born
I love your channel phoenix, keep up the good work on your content!
5:47
officially the phoenix laugh
that last one is game-changing
but like literally
Love your videos, they’re funny and make my day. Keep up the amazing work.
0:54
Holy shit he said it
I didn't even notice 💀
4:00 "I'm sick I shouldn't be laughing too hard"
They say that laughter is the best medicine
3:47 he had like 18 chests full of torches but didnt bother to place one in the room
I can’t find the original video
@@initialyeet3951 ua-cam.com/video/jo2QKV25FuI/v-deo.html
1:07 bro you can look up and down at the same time with this image
4:41 I played this when I was like four because I didn’t have enough money to buy Minecraft
I hecking love that Ultrakill is becoming more and more mainstream with memes, hahahahah
I might just buy the same exact sign because I love cherry wood and am planning on turning a room into a lounge/recording studio. (I say this as if I’m actually going to replace the sticky note on the door.)