Daz Watches Teen Wannabe Music Videos
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2016
- Some strange music videos out there XD
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"Oh shit, Mr. Tumblr has spotted Hannah Montana"
skii w mee you got 666 likes my doOd
Fourty 4Times who fucking cares you satanist fuck
Hannah Montana has spotted mr tumblr
@@vincentowen2158 666
nova is here ya I’m still waiting for the t shirts
"i can't dance. I MUST GO TO THE WOODLANDS."
M B I pictured the bird from your profile pic saying that.
Cato Potato so did I lol
I was born to the woodlands.
M B TO THE WOOOODS
I made this 1k likes and I dknt know how to feel..
Anyone under 25: exists
Daz: I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH “FETUS”
I'm turning 24 tomorrow I'm still a fetus😂😂
@@LJONeill1997 ayee happy belated birthday
@@amethystgrace Thank you💗
@@LJONeill1997 I’m 20 and I’m still a fetus and I definitely look like it. Like I look younger than my 16 year old sister.
@@silh3345 I get that too. I'm still asked what year am I in secondary school and I 24. I always need my ID for proof😄
First of All, she was talking about liking Chinese food, but had Japanese garments in the end 😭
I love your pfp 🤣
@@anidiot9575 ty
@@ValentinaVariety
Ur welcome
true. guess asian cultures are just hard for some of them to tell
yeah - but also the "Japanese culture" is just a shitty rip off of chinese culture - so its not that far off
Teenager: *(exists)*
Daz: *Isn’T sHe LiKE TwO*
😂😂
He wanted to say 1 tho XD 1:44
Very true
And the younger ones are 4😭
And 9 year olds are fetuses lmao
"Chinese food"
Has japanese clothing on
Thought I was the only one who noticed
I was wondering while the other girls has white paint and she didn't
I thought I was the only person who realized that XD bruh it trigger me tbh-
Lol ikr
Wow
“The dads gonna eat the box. That’s what I’d do. 𝗡𝗢𝗠“ - Daz 2021
I was looking for this comment. I died when he said that lol
It's 2016
@@armandorocha3137 uh no it’s not?
@@katsukibakugo5270 It was susposed to be "-Daz 2016"
@@katsukibakugo5270 the video was filmed in 2016 therefore the quote is from 2016 not 2021
I like how Daz sees a 10 or 9 yr olds and says “they were just born” I understand he’s joking nobody’s talking about it
@@bleinadano that’s why I said “I understand he’s joking”
@@bleinadano I’m done arguing with people over the internet
@@bleinadano wtf
There's hundreds of people commenting the exact same thing but sure "nobody's commenting about it". 🙄
Sensitive as, it's a joke. People nowadays are too soft
the only club she goes to is club penguin
Neenopukai 😂😂 u made my night
H
CreeperMCLegends subscribe for no reason Go to sleep young man!
HA ha ya
Neenopukai hahaha
“Is she giving birth too a smurf”😂😂
“Is she pissing colours”😂😂
Katie Strelley lol
Katie Strelley time 😂
We can tell your European
Neon Edit how tell me how
Ash Woof- on how they spell colours/colors
"I go clubbing, and I'm hugging"
Me in 2020: *Sounds like paradise..*
For real
“Did she eat a pack of crayola or something”
😭😭I’m crying😭😭
I love how half the things they named aren't even Chinese lmao
@@burna3165 nobody was assuming anything all he was saying that half of the things the music video had wasn't chinese food.
@@burna3165 calm down man you got way to uptight about a comment
@@burna3165 ok
Ooft Taehyung is handsome lmao
@@Xoxo20106 yes I agree with u💜
Daz: They’re on a bridge, he’s gonna go for it.
Me: *push her...*
that would be wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more intresting
Honestly same
yeah same
EDIT; who the fuck would like my comment
YOOOOO SAME 😂😂
Same 😅😅😅
“This 4 yo.”
“Dating another 5 yo.”
“Again, dates a 6 yo.”
“This girl is ten”
Me: **how old are they!? 😂 **
“That’s what you do when your pretending to be a airplane at 5...neeeeewng”
"I'd eat the box."
..." *nom* "
Nom nom nom
Did it taste good
bangtanpink Rosé😍
Daz be like: LEtS KiLl ThIs LOvE
Care to share *nom*
The only club she goes to is club penguin
Bruh XD
bravo XD
Lol
She orders milk. Holy milk. 🍼🍼🍼
LOLZZZ
Daz making fun of children gives me life.
“She’s giving birth to a smurf!” Had me dying🤣
Question: "what club has she gotten into?"
Answer:
Mickey mouse clubhouse.
Aqua Roses I just sang the last line 😂
I love this comment *way* too much
Dayum. That Is Hilarious. I Thought Her Saying She Goes Clubbing Was Funny, But Looking At This Comment, All I Can Imagine Is Her Walking Into Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Then Getting The Sh*t Kicked Out Of Her For Not Having 4 Fingers. XD
club penguin
It's the mickey mouse clubhouse come inside its warm inside
I love Daz's mentality on ages, 14=2 and 6=a fetus
Amazingsofiaisnotonfire ! How old is 18
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Alex W. idk you would have to ask Daz
Amazingsofiaisnotonfire ! 6=fetus
14 = 2
So hypothetically 18 should = 3 1/2
So yea
Why did I respond?
Alex W. I have no idea, but it's alright Alex, don't worry.
Alex W. I didn't know she was 3 1/2, she told me she was 18
"Oh shit they're on a bridge-"
"He's gonna do it-"
Daz, I hate to break this to you, but this could be taken 2 ways
Oh fuck
“I love Chinese food”
Wears Japanese clothing and names most foods that aren’t Chinese...
✨LoGiC✨
*subtly cancels panda costume amazon order*
What the were you gonna do with a panda costume? 😉
+PadmanPlays
Prey on little girls and their friends singing about chinese food. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I feel so fucking offended right now.
+StrapOnBuddy - I think we all saw that coming 😁
Your channel sucks
MR TUMBLR HAS SPOTTED HANNAH MONTANA IM CRYING
Kit Kat Quarter SAME😂😂😂😂😂
Justin Bieber and Hannah Montana😂😂
kinda over it I honestly thought daz was gonna be like “THEY’RE ON A BRIDGE, HE’S GOING FOR IT OMG HE’S GOING FOR IT HE’S GONNA PUSH HER OFF THE BRIDGE”
"Then I'm hugging.."
Me in 2020: **sprays Febreeze** *Hah, stay the fuck away-*
Daz and I made the same face at the same time when they gave birth to weird fluids 😂😂😂
My boyfriend put ALL OF THESE on our "road tunes" playlist...I'm wondering where I'll hide his body.
Hey at least it's not everyday bro😂
He is literally trying to torture you
If you drive to Mexico most of the way there’s just a place with a bunch of sand and I never see anybody there so I don’t think anybody would find him wow I would be a great serial killer eh? I’m to Canadian to do that
Amber Sweet in a box
I have woods in the back of my house, you can use those
"Did she eat a pack of crayolas or something?".. fucking lost it XDDD
Ikr.😂😂😂
Jack Champion OMG SAME
Same. xD
Jack Champion oh that not normal
*eats crayon* HELP
Jack Champion same
8:40 "is the dad gonna eat the box? That's what I would do NOM"
-daz games
I think I literally almost passed out from laughing at the second one, I could t breathe
The last one was really disturbing..
Agreed
I agree but also can't stop laughing about it
Very disturbing
@@invadernari9374 same, dazs reaction made it that much better tho
yes
I died when he said "Hey babe if you go to prom with me I'll show you what's under this tuff of hair... my fucking eye" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭👌🏼👌🏼
Dolan. Avenue I’m laughing so hard I couldn’t even click the like button right😂😂😂😂😂😂
I died when that happened!😂😂😂
Dolan. Avenue i chocked again
Dolan. Avenue ikr! 😂😂😂😂
Dolan. Avenue I read this comment just as he said it
Literally anyone under the age of 18: *Lives peacefully*
Daz: THEY ARE 2 YEAH UH HU I SAID IT THEIR 2
It's surprising, kids are dating at even younger ages now. I've seen kids in grade 5 going on dates, and making out in hallways and shit! It's really disgusting that parents are caring less and less about what age their kids start relationships.
"She's giving the box to her dad to eat! Nom" I'm dead 😂😂
Nommmmmmm
randon things why do you say that
Girl I died too
S7 Cameron I’m dead too hun 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
@@froggykarma9692 because he can
"UM I'M SORRY DID I MISS SOMETHING!? IS SHE GIVING BIRTH TO A SMURF!?"
I am literally crying
Also, when you realize 13:12 is him singing in the colorful vagina droplets xD
Haymitch4President i fucking died
At the song ‘Beautiful” skittles weren’t messing around when they said “taste the ✨rAiNboW ✨
OMG NO- 🤣
bro 😂 he called him a pervert before he even knew he was 😂✋🏻
girl kicks over a bin
over at the bat cave:
alfred: master bruce we have reports of a dangerous criminal wandering the streets
Hahaha
I SMELL UNDERRATED COMMENT
Via THE SEEKER I SMELL chocolate because I’m eating a biscuit right now
@@cameronmcdonald3514 LUCKY
BUT IT WAS ME DIO (sniff sniff is that a jojo fan)
“This was the script for the lion king, before Disney changed it”
😂😂😂
Ik that was funny
OMG I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC IT'S THE CUTEST THING EVER
So your the panda in this video-
Okay but can we talk about the subtitles? Like why are they in a million different languages and not just one? Even if you were to read the subtitles they wouldn’t help because you would only be able to read one part
anyone else here 4 years later and thinking *wow his voice doesn't sound as British*
*_MR TUMBLR HAS SPOTTED HANNAH MONTANA_*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
nolan le geimer oof
HANNAH MONTANA HAS SPOTTED TUMBLR BOY
Lisa Fischer change it to mrs tumblr has spotted another mrs tumblr.....that’s me with my crush XD
Mr Tumblr (actor, not character) is gay. I can tell.
I love how in "chinese food" the captions change language every line.
@Evan Darkly if you liked your own comment stahp
Did the song actually change language once?
@@brittanypritchard7567
Yes, yes it did Brittany
@@brittanypritchard7567 the language itself didn’t change but the lyrics at the bottom of the screen did
Daz you are a god damn legend🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard through the entirerity of this video it was awesome
My cheeks hurt, my kidney hurts, my head hurts this was the funniest shit I have ever seen🤣🤣🤣
In the middle of this I got an ad that had a really nice song in it so I watched the whole ad and I came back to THIS
The third song is called "Beautiful" While the more accurate title should be, "I'm attempting to look as sexy as possible, yet fatherly, so I can knock more chicks up to eventually raise an army of children"
An army of children XD
😂😂
JUST AMAZING
Smurfs not children xD
I love you.❤️
Daz i really love your videos but i think you have to stop calling people 4 when they are obviously 3, its not respectfull!
XDD Best comments ive seen so far
What?!😂
Lol
OMG BEST COMMENT😂😂😂
😂😂
I don't care if this video is going on 5 years old, Daz's reaction around the 4:56 mark will remain timeless! That shit makes me laugh every time!
Ok, but also at 14:58 LOL😂 That reaction is f'ing hysterical too!
Daz's airplane motion was so cute and funny! It made me think of a little boy.
"Hey baby if you go prom with me ill show you what's under this tuff of hair, it's my fucking eye" Pmsl 😂😂😂😂
I meant babe
😂😂😂😂😂
Reece Mason doesn't make much of a difference no offence
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. Daz is such a fucking
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"Apparently she's giving birth to a smurf" 😂😂😂
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE LAST ONE
the last one is the one who directs all these pedo movies
LAST OF US
jonah zamora nice
Ava Buono the last one was fucking weird
Ava Buono ikr 😂 LMAO
no one :
daz: ShEs TwO.
sHeS fOuR
sHeS fIvE
sHeS sEvEn
ShEs TeN
Daz your helping me cure my deppression i am a little bit less dead inside everytime I watch one of your videos I love you and you give me inspiration to live
Just dont harm yourself man. I was like that for a long time man. It will heal eventually.
I wasn't even laughing at the video I was laughing at you 😂😂
Eva Doodles same 😂😂😂
Eva Doodles 📦🍴🍴😆😆😆😆😆
Eva Doodles 😆😆😆👱👁👈😆😆😆
Thats the point fucktard
SmallEdits 滅 excuse me?
"That's what you do when your an aeroplane.."
*...."neww"...*
Why did I actually find that bit cute XD
Ya know Daz, an abusive ex introduced me to you, and I avoided so many of your videos because of that. And now I'm a subscriber and everytime I see an update I scramble to watch. You keep the joy in everyone's lives, and were the happiest thing in my life then. I'm glad I stayed, I'm glad you keep going. Your views, your amazing laugh and comments and everything. Keep doing what you do and keep the depresso away for many others younger than me, not TOO young but you know what I mean. Keep going Daz, and I'll see you in your next video 😊
Hope you’re doing better now
7 years and this still never fails to make laugh
"Apparently she's giving birth to a smurf!"
*Oh sweet Virgina I am dead*
Goodbye world 😱
Lmao I live in Virginia 👀👄👀
@@remytherat6027 same 🥲
@@levachan5610 ayyyy let's go finally somone else that lives in virgina
@@remytherat6027 Hello fellow Virginian 😂
I like how he thinks every one under the age of 14 is 2 xD
Same tho
They look like babies! Lol
Im a bwaby then! Hug me!
Lol
Here after school. Unwinding. This is heaven. This is peace.
Every time I'm sad I rewatch the first music video and I instantly am happy
"THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL... that shirt is not"
Like same
ISlippedIntoTheDiamondLife :/ carat or army? lol
taetae BOTH
ISlippedIntoTheDiamondLife :/ 😍😍😍 tae
Zoja Gorjanc yes the precious Taehyung I love him 😍 (not as much as Hoseok tho)
v is my bias hes ADORABLE I LOVE MY TAE HYUNG
You have to react to Kidz Bop! Like so he sees it!
Yasss😂
Yeah react to kids bop
You must react to it Daz!
omfg. PLEASE DO IT
YESA
I couldn't stop laughing at your expression at 14:57. 🤣 Daz you are so funny!!
mom i want jason derulo
mom: we have jason derulo at home
jason derulo at home: 14:34
I loved how Daz refers to anyone under the age of 18 as 2 years old. 😂😂
😂😂😂
I’m two years old
@@anderrrrrrr then your 18 sir
If ur two then I’m -56
Oh Daz! Thanks for cheering me up! 🤣😄❤️xxx
I still watch these videos on a daily basis, they’ll never stop being funny lmaooo
Daz: "call batman she just kicked over a barrel"
*calls Batman*
*sees a 16 year old girl driving*
Me: lucky
Daz: SHES A TODDLER DRIVING A CAR THIS FETUS SHOULDN'T DRIVE
Its 17 to drive over here lol
Well hes a dad so I don't blame him
loving the hair
Its 2022 and still be watching the old vids 😌
“ I’d grab that boy off that mirror and I’ll eat the picture.
GONE!”
So, my mum walked in my room and saw the last music video when the woman's "giving birth" and she thought I was watching porn and began freaking out. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't porn and clicked play on the video, but it only got worse. I'm scared, now. Doesn't help my UA-cam was in dark mode and on my next to watch it has some doki doki literature club shit on there....
rip
And that's why when I hear people walking upstairs or coming near my room, I exit UA-cam immediatly before something weird in a video happens or if a UA-camr in a video swears XD
@@calreeGAZA Same the only thing is sometimes if I'm too late to close out yt I just pause the vid and get scared that my mom/dad will ask to see what I'm watching and somehow the one time they'll actually look at what I'm watching, something bad will happen. Thankfully nothing like this has ever happened to me... yet
its at 69 likes, so i cants like it
annnnnnd gone for a year
Trying to draw with Daz spitting gold in the background is a challenge in of itself
to answer your question daz the person who goes to a scan topless is martin goodman (from friday night dinner)
Club penguin. She's going to Club penguin.
Sooo true
Exactly what I said XD
+#Awesome Yes!
+#Awesome yes! I love animal crossing :D 🍃🍀🌷
I said that like 2 years ago
I'm legitimately having a heart attack right now from laughter
+PastelxHolly thank you
laughing to hard to type this comment
Me also, omfg his reaction to the guy taking off the panda mask
HAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATH ANYMORE
my either I died of laughter at the part where he's like yah look up to the sky I can't dance
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Daz just makes everything so much funnier
I lost it when he was smelling food in the air. I can't 😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr 😂
+DxDVelox Devon Xd
sub me i am close to 50 subs
well watching a trash can would not be entertainment
lol me to
Did anyone notice how in the first music video the subtitles kept changing languages
I noticed lol 😂
that was the point lol
Was wondering what the point to it was
Hell yeah
It goes from German to chinese like wtf
i think my google has picked up that i search up daz to much because for the past 5 days i keep getting ads from daz3D studios lol
for the last one Daz and I had the exact same reaction
“Uh hey babe if you go to prom w me I’ll show you wuts under this tuff of hair it’s mah flippin eye” I CANT BREATHE BRO IM DYING LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
"Why is she pissing colors on his face" 😂😂
I loved daz's reaction to the panda taking of mask
That last one was the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen
"Did she eat a pack of Crayola?!" I love your commentary so much!! XD
Lol I died when he said there are a million perverts on amazon buying panda costumes xD
Watched this years ago now I'm watching it again
2016.....what a year ❤
"why is there a rainbow coming out of the food"
i mean you've got to taste it somehow
I love this
*T A S T E T H E R A I N B O W*
it wasn't skittles though
TASTE THE RAINBOW
@@zedanmoosa4996
It’s skittles in disguise
I LOST IT AT "Mr. Tumblr spotted Hannah Montana" 😂😂
Honestly, same. 😂
THE MOMENT HE PUT GOGGLES ON I KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND I WAS JUST WAITING FOR DAZ’S REACTION HAHAHAHA
Why does this remind me of that episode of “On My Block” where they were looking for someone in a little kid’s music video
Daz: He’s gonna go for it.
Me: No, he’s gonna throw her off it.