Daz Watches And Diss Tracks Cassidy Boon

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  • @leigharowland5577
    @leigharowland5577 4 роки тому +11074

    on behalf of all women everywhere we don’t claim her, she’s not one of us

  • @jdfarrow1932
    @jdfarrow1932 4 роки тому +2664

    "The type of rape that I was subjected to is called save rape"
    Daz "Superman is fucked"
    I laughed so hard I cried

  • @Armando.Acosta74
    @Armando.Acosta74 2 роки тому +678

    How is no one talking abt how good daz’s rap was like I would add that to my playlist💀

  • @lorebaguette1718
    @lorebaguette1718 4 роки тому +2147

    As a star wars fan - this angers me
    As a female - this angers me
    Everything about this girl - angers me
    Like if you wish that man didn't save her
    So no ones gonna talk about that fire mixtape....?

    • @omega034moo8
      @omega034moo8 4 роки тому +25

      Yea i wanna hear all six star wars mixtapes

    • @zaddybonka5660
      @zaddybonka5660 4 роки тому +17

      That fire mixtape should be on spotify, iheartradio, ect.

    • @cbattaglino
      @cbattaglino 4 роки тому +18

      As a Cassidy - this angers me

    • @sheriffjohnyboy8142
      @sheriffjohnyboy8142 4 роки тому +8

      Cassidy Battaglino that’s the best one

    • @chazz_h
      @chazz_h 4 роки тому +4

      @@zaddybonka5660 lol

  • @ivyk.4891
    @ivyk.4891 4 роки тому +382

    "I'm cultured."
    Continues saying "Luke, his girlfriend Leia and their son Anakin."
    Cultured my ass.

    • @madpersons2657
      @madpersons2657 4 роки тому +3

      Very cultured

    • @mgpug1064
      @mgpug1064 4 роки тому +13

      So true being the biggest star wars nerd and fan her vid killed me inside

    • @attackfleed1301
      @attackfleed1301 4 роки тому +2

      Whaddaya know

    • @taipanforce4909
      @taipanforce4909 4 роки тому +12

      She is also familiar with
      Lifesavers
      Dark Vader
      Hairy brown things

    • @rocolgan
      @rocolgan 4 роки тому +3

      Ivana Kay BAHAHA THATS HIS SISTER

  • @kebab3649
    @kebab3649 5 років тому +539

    "He grabbed my waste and pulled me around down there"
    HOW DO YOU KNOW???

  • @ace0fspades257
    @ace0fspades257 2 роки тому +809

    As someone who has been raped this is so fing disgusting to hear what she’s saying. The fact that she said it was EMPOWERING to watch her savior sob and cry about what his family will now have to go through all because he’s a hero…. Wow people like her genuinely make humanity seem hopeless.

    • @Witchezcat
      @Witchezcat 2 роки тому +49

      I’m so so sorry you had to experience that. This woman is a disgrace. She sets us all back 💜

    • @Hasanreak
      @Hasanreak 2 роки тому +30

      Agree as a survivor I’m disgusted and disappointed the world has gone too far!!!

    • @freezingxylophone
      @freezingxylophone 2 роки тому +12

      i swear we are devolving through time
      i am so sorry for what you had to go through, i hope you're safe and well now

    • @speedybean9570
      @speedybean9570 2 роки тому +9

      I’m so sorry you went through that

    • @jaxonmcalley
      @jaxonmcalley Рік тому +2

      Hello, sort-of-recent-watcher!

  • @pluto6048
    @pluto6048 4 роки тому +2853

    Ok, but when Daz broke out into rap, I think it cured my depression

    • @jakeschneider5491
      @jakeschneider5491 4 роки тому +54

      I hope it gave more depression to Cassidy

    • @kdog175
      @kdog175 4 роки тому +19

      Same here

    • @masqueradingmadam
      @masqueradingmadam 4 роки тому +26

      I thought it was gonna be bad but it was actually amazing to listen to

    • @I_Negan
      @I_Negan 4 роки тому +11

      In it I hope she gets DEPRESSED as SHIT

    • @SamTheMoose_
      @SamTheMoose_ 4 роки тому +21

      Why hasn't Epic Rap Battles of History featured daz before my god he's talented I had no idea he could rap/freestyle etc it's untelling how good he actually.

  • @Mutee54
    @Mutee54 4 роки тому +508

    “ORDER, man who saved woman’s life you are guilty”
    “Can I legally throw her back in then before I go to prison”
    “Ok”

    • @irrelevantyt6738
      @irrelevantyt6738 4 роки тому +8

      It would do the world alot of good i think

    • @Mutee54
      @Mutee54 4 роки тому +3

      Communism yup

    • @charlieholloway2072
      @charlieholloway2072 4 роки тому +3

      @@irrelevantyt6738 what a name

    • @320dlman4
      @320dlman4 3 роки тому +1

      Yes you may throw her back and your free to go after

  • @SupOnyx
    @SupOnyx 4 роки тому +3149

    “Apprrently I hit my head on the way down;”
    *YEA WE CAN TELL*

  • @xUSEC-Scooterx
    @xUSEC-Scooterx 3 роки тому +1391

    Fun fact: she used to be a normal person, but when she hit her head it knocked a couple of important screws loose

    • @susuuu993
      @susuuu993 3 роки тому +19

      THIS LMAO

    • @Jester_shroom
      @Jester_shroom 3 роки тому +10

      Lol that’s probably true

    • @sierrahouston2542
      @sierrahouston2542 3 роки тому +10

      It knocked them all loose along with some logistics

    • @shiramarieanderson8424
      @shiramarieanderson8424 3 роки тому +7

      I just died from your comment

    • @Swiftss
      @Swiftss 3 роки тому +5

      Some say those screws are still on the bottom of the pool till this day

  • @Dilly_bar09
    @Dilly_bar09 3 роки тому +169

    “I’m going to sue him for rape”
    “The judge is sure going to be on your side”
    I died 💀

  • @batphoenix1
    @batphoenix1 4 роки тому +823

    Who else agrees that the disstrack sounds like something you'd hear in Epic Rap Battles of History?

  • @randomVIDgirl13
    @randomVIDgirl13 4 роки тому +569

    I’m in 2020 and I’m still not able to get over how DOPE THAT DISS TRACK IS

  • @lucaspapadopoulos1289
    @lucaspapadopoulos1289 3 роки тому +943

    i feel so bad for Jim, imagine saving someones life then being acused of rape, and then being convinced that your life is about to fall apart. i feel so bad for him.

    • @charliemartin-k7m
      @charliemartin-k7m 3 роки тому +37

      Thankfully there is a law out there protecting him from being sued.

    • @saoirselynch.3084
      @saoirselynch.3084 3 роки тому +7

      Same.

    • @milena_ackz
      @milena_ackz 3 роки тому +7

      fr fam

    • @MrSstrFstr
      @MrSstrFstr 3 роки тому +18

      Well you shouldn't have to worry about him. I looked into it and actually rape is too serious a crime to just be sued for. This man would have to go to court and be trailed in which he would probably be proven innocent anyway. I summary, there's no fucking way that her lawsuit is going anywhere.

    • @krstnamvong
      @krstnamvong 2 роки тому +7

      I bet if a man that SHE found physically attractive had saved her, this video wouldn’t exist .. UNLESS he turned her down and she was getting back at him 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @chelseastewart6667
    @chelseastewart6667 2 роки тому +76

    Having just been trained as an ambulance assistant, I can tell you that the law assumes consent if the patient is unconscious and nobody has ever been successful in sueing somebody for saving their life. Don't get high blood pressure Daz 😂

  • @ethan879
    @ethan879 6 років тому +1131

    “She needs to sort out her priorities”- Ron Weasley

    • @fireflake6877
      @fireflake6877 6 років тому +11

      Ethan The Ravenclaw omfg YESSSS HIGHGIVE ✋

    • @edenwheatley9531
      @edenwheatley9531 6 років тому +1

      E5

    • @ethan879
      @ethan879 6 років тому +2

      Eden Wheatley Hey Eden Wheatley lol what are the odds not many people know that my full name is Ethan Wheatley lol that’s weird hi fellow Wheatley haha

    • @loca96
      @loca96 6 років тому +2

      Ethan The Ravenclaw
      YAS, Harry potter reference

    • @honeybrained
      @honeybrained 6 років тому +2

      I'm ravenclaw too😊 #CozImSmart

  • @DavidHudson
    @DavidHudson 6 років тому +675

    She really finds Star Wars sexist because she's clearly scared of life savers.

    • @marandaodonnell5373
      @marandaodonnell5373 6 років тому +20

      Oof, good point

    • @bluspirit153
      @bluspirit153 6 років тому +10

      David Hudson do u mean that candy/mint??

    • @irismikae
      @irismikae 6 років тому +18

      David Hudson omfg you’re a genius. I can’t express how amazing that comment is😂😂😂

    • @adrianahernandezs3782
      @adrianahernandezs3782 6 років тому +10

      No I'm pretty sure she was on her period 😂

    • @johnwick293
      @johnwick293 6 років тому +5

      When she said “ It blows my mind “ I thought 💭 what how pathetic her channel and her videos are and her in general

  • @kalinaxbiss7210
    @kalinaxbiss7210 3 роки тому +2026

    As a woman I can confirm that we don’t claim her as one of us

  • @outridergaming8990
    @outridergaming8990 2 роки тому +47

    I can’t get over Daz breaking into rap, shit slaps so hard 🤣

  • @haydenkahrig7744
    @haydenkahrig7744 6 років тому +679

    I know I’m 2 years late but holy shit and the beat and lyrics for that little rap damn Daz 😂

  • @account-or8qq
    @account-or8qq 3 роки тому +3185

    this is extremely offensive to people that have ACTUALLY been raped. SHE WASN'T RAPED. SHE WAS SAVED.

    • @account-or8qq
      @account-or8qq 3 роки тому +37

      @Rebecca ik the audacity 🙄🙄

    • @noctexcaelum
      @noctexcaelum 3 роки тому +141

      Me being a rape victim hearing her say that lowkey made me want to perish

    • @dirtyzippy
      @dirtyzippy 3 роки тому +50

      @@noctexcaelum I’m really sorry that happened to you :(

    • @bellad3660
      @bellad3660 3 роки тому +29

      @@Wildanimalrescue uhm you can’t be raped online, you can be sexually harassed but rape is something that involves one person touching and doing the nasty without consent. But it’s still very very sad that happens, there’s a lot of shit online too.

    • @Clarakroger
      @Clarakroger 3 роки тому +6

      @@noctexcaelum same I would like to be wooshed into a black hole away after hearing her speak.

  • @tomura5035
    @tomura5035 4 роки тому +317

    “It’s about a guy named Luke skywalker, his girlfriend Lelia and their son Anikan who eventually becomes dark Vader”
    There are so many things wrong with what she said

    • @chloew.baxter511
      @chloew.baxter511 4 роки тому +6

      I know anakin is there dad not there son plus its darth Vader not dark vader

    • @acemonkey1016
      @acemonkey1016 4 роки тому +37

      When two siblings give birth to their dad

    • @charliehoran3800
      @charliehoran3800 4 роки тому +11

      "Amazing everything you just said was wrong." -Luke Skywalker

    • @Login949
      @Login949 4 роки тому +2

      True

    • @laylacakstina9358
      @laylacakstina9358 4 роки тому +4

      Sweet home alabama

  • @electricdreamer2429
    @electricdreamer2429 2 роки тому +51

    I now actually want the Darth Vader distrack, it sounded awesome

  • @abbeyswaine4885
    @abbeyswaine4885 7 років тому +174

    "When a person in one of those big brown hairy costumes came running up to me going Arghhhh!"
    "Then she realised it was a mirror"
    God damn I love Daz so much

  • @bby04
    @bby04 6 років тому +435

    Omg the Darth Vader rap was actually everything 😂😂💕why was it so good!

    • @octobergirl5525
      @octobergirl5525 6 років тому +2

      imma download it

    • @selfdestruct3667
      @selfdestruct3667 6 років тому +3

      •BeyondTheScene • as soon as i read your comment it started

    • @AwsomeArceus641
      @AwsomeArceus641 6 років тому +5

      I read that as " Darth Vader rape". Fuck me.

    • @livhumphreys9086
      @livhumphreys9086 6 років тому +3

      because daz wrote it

    • @dantesteve1122
      @dantesteve1122 6 років тому +3

      •BeyondTheScene • what is the name of the background music?

  • @tomtomthecat6404
    @tomtomthecat6404 4 роки тому +526

    Geez, this woman's parents should have named her Karen

    • @alyssa_2_966
      @alyssa_2_966 4 роки тому +6

      Tom Tom The Cat 😂

    • @julietthomas6392
      @julietthomas6392 4 роки тому +5

      I’m the 69th like ;)

    • @Random-xp3cx
      @Random-xp3cx 4 роки тому +4

      @@julietthomas6392 I'm the 79th like?

    • @julietthomas6392
      @julietthomas6392 4 роки тому +5

      Leven Hardy no ur just like a 3rd grader or smth

    • @Random-xp3cx
      @Random-xp3cx 4 роки тому +5

      @@julietthomas6392 uhh
      Im in 6th class. And why does that t
      bother you?

  • @barriescream7318
    @barriescream7318 2 роки тому +134

    She seems like the person to ask a baby if it's OK for her to change their diaper and wait for a response.

  • @NO-gg1ex
    @NO-gg1ex 4 роки тому +184

    Fun fact: Did you know that there is a law in America saying that if someone does something to save you and you get hurt mentally or physically you legally cannot sue them.

    • @oceanbanana4341
      @oceanbanana4341 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah that's why if she's legit she won't win the case

    • @LethalByChoice
      @LethalByChoice 4 роки тому +7

      @@oceanbanana4341 That's literally not the ONLY reason why she won't win XD The judge won't even humor her accusations after they learn that a guy saved her life and now she's suing him for rape. If anything she'll be fucking arrested for making false rape accusations which is an actually a real thing. It's illegal to make false rape accusations.

    • @danspencer4552
      @danspencer4552 4 роки тому +1

      FACTS

  • @wingsofcaleb
    @wingsofcaleb 8 років тому +7651

    What's next? she sues someone for breathing in her direction😂😂

    • @feaisalaldosary7342
      @feaisalaldosary7342 8 років тому +113

      Hahahah that's actually happened. Some college banned "breathing hard and panting" because it's rape

    • @donvalentino9822
      @donvalentino9822 8 років тому +110

      Now she's gonna sue a fucking nurse for saving her life xD

    • @harryrees627
      @harryrees627 8 років тому +65

      She will sue if you trip and accidentally touch the furthest side of her boob

    • @yoongitf9990
      @yoongitf9990 8 років тому +10

      Awe your name is about calendar bless

    • @yoongitf9990
      @yoongitf9990 8 років тому +6

      *caleb lol

  • @Rose-ry6gm
    @Rose-ry6gm 4 роки тому +246

    He’s protected under the good samaritan act, so legally, she can’t sue.

    • @elijubes5138
      @elijubes5138 4 роки тому +3

      unikitten3684 good

    • @cindyjoy6938
      @cindyjoy6938 4 роки тому +4

      That's what I was thinking. I've been life guarding for 3 years and so yeah he's good 😂😂

    • @mattdeeken2590
      @mattdeeken2590 4 роки тому

      Omfg GOOD

    • @solidbutterproductions
      @solidbutterproductions 4 роки тому

      But she was doing it anyway

    • @Rose-ry6gm
      @Rose-ry6gm 4 роки тому

      Solid butter Productions She won’t get far

  • @ellenberckmans9341
    @ellenberckmans9341 2 роки тому +412

    "When a woman says she has been raped, she has been raped. End of discussion."
    Wait... did she say her name was Cassidy Boon or Amber Heard.

  • @MooseKaboose_OG
    @MooseKaboose_OG 4 роки тому +1252

    If she sees this video she's gonna accuse him of rap rape

  • @juliacortez5516
    @juliacortez5516 6 років тому +412

    I hate women who say they've been raped just because they were touched. It's stupid, selfish, and insensitive to people who were actually raped. Also the background I think is a museum, sometimes they show weapons from old history, or it might be a shop, idk. Also her star wars rant jus melted my brain. One more thing, sweet distrack.

    • @themeatman6757
      @themeatman6757 6 років тому +7

      Julia Cortez why would she film that in a museum?

    • @PIKLxo
      @PIKLxo 6 років тому +16

      I was molested when I was young.. This is very insulting to me..

    • @juliacortez5516
      @juliacortez5516 6 років тому +3

      @@themeatman6757, idk I think it the background might be

    • @jacksonblack3081
      @jacksonblack3081 6 років тому +5

      It is truly disgusting.

    • @1sebastianmias
      @1sebastianmias 6 років тому +7

      its a fake luckily

  • @imperfect_star8025
    @imperfect_star8025 4 роки тому +811

    Is... is no one gonna tell her that trans women don’t get periods??

  • @Politography
    @Politography 10 місяців тому +6

    “I want to tear down every poster, and burn down every toy.” Well goddamn, Ebenezer Scrooge. 😂😂

  • @charlottecohen6724
    @charlottecohen6724 5 років тому +405

    Her next title is gonna be: How I sued a guy for shaking my hand

    • @solidunicrn6549
      @solidunicrn6549 5 років тому +18

      The trilogy is gonna end with "a man breathed, I'm gonna sue for rape"

    • @pepbyroni
      @pepbyroni 5 років тому

      But she would consent....

    • @amythetaylor7253
      @amythetaylor7253 5 років тому +5

      Next time on Cassidy boon : I sued a man for blinking, I didn’t consent
      😂

  • @jesustrolley8142
    @jesustrolley8142 5 років тому +171

    Padme: Female Protagonist
    Leia: Female Protagonist
    Rey: Female Protagonist
    Doesn't Seem Sexist To Me

  • @jinnouchii
    @jinnouchii 5 років тому +222

    "Luke Skywalker, his girlfriend Leia, and their son Anakin who later becomes Dark Vader."
    THREE INCREDIBLY INCORRECT THINGS IN THIS SENTENCE WTF
    Luke Skywalker / Brother
    Leia Skywalker / Sister
    Anakin Skywalker : DARTH Vader / Father
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Notachancex
      @Notachancex 4 роки тому +1

      Logan don’t you mean sister/ lover 😂😂 (it’s jokes ofc I love Star Wars)

    • @paulvsmith
      @paulvsmith 4 роки тому +3

      This video makes me cringe in so many ways

    • @EriKBLACKFX
      @EriKBLACKFX 4 роки тому +2

      Omg i am mad at her i am a big starwars fan

    • @AbsoluteRazor
      @AbsoluteRazor 4 роки тому

      Logan I know right

    • @kobyclarkson7834
      @kobyclarkson7834 4 роки тому

      @@Notachancex you would be correct if they were born in Alanama

  • @nyanmurai331
    @nyanmurai331 2 роки тому +9

    I love Daz he makes my day with how funny he is

  • @r2dgaming276
    @r2dgaming276 7 років тому +464

    Dat song though omg best song ever

  • @suddenlyseldon
    @suddenlyseldon 4 роки тому +796

    To this girl: There's a law in America called the "Good Samaritan Law". It means that if someone is saving, or trying to save your life, you cannot sue them for touching you. Thank you.

    • @CHAEROS1E
      @CHAEROS1E 4 роки тому +28

      I didn't even know that thanks for the information

    • @mykahzwa2762
      @mykahzwa2762 4 роки тому +7

      Hell ya

    • @Loraine_thefirst
      @Loraine_thefirst 4 роки тому +4

      Now that's a period.

    • @hannahw5172
      @hannahw5172 4 роки тому +7

      Thank goodness! Although it probably means someone did try to sue and that's why the passed the law

    • @Tigerboy10023
      @Tigerboy10023 4 роки тому +3

      That is here in Australia as well.

  • @sirensong237
    @sirensong237 4 роки тому +633

    “Star Wars is sexist”
    Star Wars: *Has Badass female characters and even a female lead*

    • @bradyn4423
      @bradyn4423 4 роки тому +5

      June Alexandrite there are different female leads, which 1 u talking about? @June Alexandrite

    • @idc9064
      @idc9064 4 роки тому +2

      @@bradyn4423 she's talking about Rey/ray🙂

    • @idc9064
      @idc9064 4 роки тому +1

      @@androidbirds9956 thankyou I suck at spelling 😂

    • @seltaro
      @seltaro 4 роки тому +5

      @@idc9064 You don't suck at spelling, you just forgot how to spell her name.

    • @an4rchysin258
      @an4rchysin258 4 роки тому

      June Alexandrite THANK YOU 🙏

  • @DUCK-WITH-COFFEE
    @DUCK-WITH-COFFEE Рік тому +13

    Cassidy: “Anakin gets gender re-assignment surgery and becomes dark vader”
    Daz and every Star Wars fan:
    “Ladies and gentlemen,
    I think my brain just committed S U I C I D E”

  • @itsanonymous3233
    @itsanonymous3233 4 роки тому +397

    Who else in binge watching Daz during quarantine?

  • @errantintent
    @errantintent 6 років тому +665

    This chick is a massive insult to all the women who have actually been raped, an invalidation of all the people who have drowned because no one was there to save them, and just a general stuck-up stain on the name of humanity.

    • @Reddzion
      @Reddzion 6 років тому +20

      Don't worry, she also thinks that us Australians are racists because our spread known as vegemite is offensive to our aboriginals, wants it banned. She also wants the word cunt banned in australia

    • @lilitalianjay4196
      @lilitalianjay4196 6 років тому +12

      @@Reddzion she ain't gonna touch our fuckin culture

    • @theterminators6512
      @theterminators6512 6 років тому +9

      @@lilitalianjay4196 Skynet will send the first nukes to her, and many others like her in their direction.

    • @Z3tr_____
      @Z3tr_____ 6 років тому +3

      👌🏽👍🏽

    • @zeearts9484
      @zeearts9484 6 років тому +2

      @@Reddzion
      Omg..

  • @rachaelforester6570
    @rachaelforester6570 7 років тому +400

    This woman ain't a feminist as she claims to be. Empowered by seeing a man break down??? That's disgusting. And she's also one of the reasons/people why rape victims aren't taken seriously. 😞
    PS Daz, that rap was lit as fuck 👌🏼😩

    • @IamMissPronounced
      @IamMissPronounced 7 років тому +2

      Rae-Rae she IS a feminist. Feminism is about empowering women, not equality. Egalitarianism is about equality.

    • @rachaelforester6570
      @rachaelforester6570 7 років тому +15

      MissPronounced Feminism is about empowering women, of course. AND equality of both the sexes and fighting for the rights of women and people who self identity as women.
      And sure, we both have different views on what feminism is about and I'm perfectly fine with that.
      And this woman says she's a feminist, but views that in a different light compared to mine.

    • @kaya119
      @kaya119 7 років тому +10

      She is neither. She is a fake. They have proved that she isn't real. Her story isn't real. She is just some anti-feminist claiming to be a feminist and spreading horrible stories of misandry and stupidity to make people think that, that is actually what feminists are like.

    • @CrankyB1tsch
      @CrankyB1tsch 7 років тому

      Rachel Forester then you're not a feminist, you're an "antisexist". if you really want equality for men and women both, you can't call yourself a feminist

    • @juanjansen8210
      @juanjansen8210 7 років тому +2

      Rachael Forester ik its like she is making a joke about it well she thinks its serious for her😭😂😂😥😥

  • @yogibeargaming1398
    @yogibeargaming1398 Рік тому +2

    Watching this in 2023 and still as a huge star wars fan I am just about ready to explode I swear that bump did some serious damage

  • @BIGBOI4568
    @BIGBOI4568 4 роки тому +638

    Guy: OMG that girl is drowning
    Me: sorry guys we need consent let's ask
    Me: do I have concent
    Girl: ....... .... .. .
    Me: HELLO
    Guy: did you save her
    Me: no I didn't get concent

    • @tomcooney2842
      @tomcooney2842 4 роки тому +14

      underated comment

    • @rikumadeku4854
      @rikumadeku4854 4 роки тому +5

      I would've said hey lady do you want me to save you
      Guy: did you save her
      Me: no cause consent is needed and she was under the sea under the sea

    • @jasmynnetaylor
      @jasmynnetaylor 4 роки тому +10

      This is like the meme where it’s like “ask the child if he or she is choking”
      “ARE YOU CHOKING?????”

    • @diamondbaker5331
      @diamondbaker5331 4 роки тому +3

      I love this comment so much!

    • @ShadowUltimate-mc9nr
      @ShadowUltimate-mc9nr 4 роки тому +3

      😂Fax

  • @trashcat4056
    @trashcat4056 5 років тому +231

    Damn, I never knew Daz was such a good rapper??? Like what an OG??????

    • @Jacob-fs7bp
      @Jacob-fs7bp 5 років тому +5

      He has a song called "clickbait" you should check it out

    • @jx_rxdfxrd5583
      @jx_rxdfxrd5583 5 років тому +3

      i read you comment as raper rather than rapper the first time im dumb as fuck

  • @CENCORED-pz2oj
    @CENCORED-pz2oj 5 років тому +1276

    Ain’t the first time she hit her head obviously

  • @mastersinthe
    @mastersinthe 2 роки тому +25

    You can see her 2 brain cells working 7 days a week bouncing around in her head so she can form words

  • @FreeMahee
    @FreeMahee 4 роки тому +1271

    Mum: I can smoke while pregnant.
    9 Months later
    Child:

  • @laylacakstina9358
    @laylacakstina9358 4 роки тому +321

    When she described star wars:
    Luke skywalker his girlfriend Leia and their son Anakin/ Dark Vader...
    Me:
    SWEET ALABAAMA

    • @charlesdesilva7269
      @charlesdesilva7269 4 роки тому +1

      Layla Cakstina lmao

    • @mrartichokegod4315
      @mrartichokegod4315 4 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment lmfao

    • @picklechinchinry5537
      @picklechinchinry5537 4 роки тому +4

      But she's "cultured in cenima"

    • @prestonokk6355
      @prestonokk6355 4 роки тому +3

      I know ya! I’m surprised daz didn’t say anything XD

    • @anniemaexion03
      @anniemaexion03 4 роки тому +4

      I'm not a fan of Star Wars and haven't really seen it either but even I know its Darth Vader.
      Just which rock does this girl, Cassidy, live under? 😂😂
      (Call me uncultured, that's fine.)

  • @eduardoventura2050
    @eduardoventura2050 3 роки тому +902

    “Luke, his girlfriend Leah and their son Anakin”
    OH THE PAIN!!!! THE NEVERENDING PAIIN!!

    • @RevolverResolve21
      @RevolverResolve21 3 роки тому +40

      Man I felt that when I heard it of

    • @tommcwilliams8826
      @tommcwilliams8826 3 роки тому +33

      Yeah i choked on my water when i got to that part.

    • @jazminwalker3985
      @jazminwalker3985 3 роки тому +17

      @@tommcwilliams8826 Hmmm or maybe you secretly got choked by Luke's son then daughter Anakin turned into Dark Vader?🤔

    • @daniellemilligan6307
      @daniellemilligan6307 3 роки тому +11

      Literally came here to say this!!!

    • @brettmccorriston2411
      @brettmccorriston2411 3 роки тому +25

      Hold up “SWEAT HOME ALAAAABAAMA 😂

  • @ScruffAnimations
    @ScruffAnimations 9 місяців тому +1

    This was the first Daz video I saw, and I was so mad at her before, but the whole time I was just in shreds laughing my head off 😂❤

  • @thenabj5905
    @thenabj5905 8 років тому +630

    "Then she realized it was a mirror" *Fucking Legendary daz!!!!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Machiavelli-828
    @Machiavelli-828 4 роки тому +666

    Are we gonna ignore that that disstrack was just straight fire

  • @coolfellabackwards
    @coolfellabackwards 4 роки тому +1918

    it's official, this is the start of daz's rapping career.

    • @llamacade3834
      @llamacade3834 4 роки тому +28

      If only he was in the diss track wars

    • @haydnstults1747
      @haydnstults1747 4 роки тому +18

      Cool cant wait to see Machine Gun Kelly and daz games track

    • @Exposedlolllll
      @Exposedlolllll 4 роки тому +14

      The newest one is good. The vegan teacher diss

    • @yaqubmiah92
      @yaqubmiah92 4 роки тому +7

      And his career has already taken Flight!😌

    • @jamiestanway4530
      @jamiestanway4530 4 роки тому +5

      And then not my teacher

  • @Plaguegotarrested6573
    @Plaguegotarrested6573 2 роки тому +8

    “Then she realised it was a mirror”
    HOLY SHIT THAT ONE GOT ME

  • @toxicdeath7929
    @toxicdeath7929 5 років тому +385

    Fun fact: in the second video she doesn't show the top of her head because she's hiding swealing from a huge brain tumor that killed all of her braincells

  • @summitassassin1472
    @summitassassin1472 4 роки тому +301

    It’s 2020 we out here talking about all the bars gettin dropped by professional rappers and then you got Daz 3 years ago

  • @cocoacrimson
    @cocoacrimson 3 роки тому +164

    He had NO BUSINESS making the ending that good lmao that track was fire

  • @imgonnadietmmr
    @imgonnadietmmr Рік тому +3

    still going strong with the diss track as my ringtone for 6 years

  • @bellsie1984
    @bellsie1984 6 років тому +514

    That rap honestly made my day

  • @amberjohnston4096
    @amberjohnston4096 3 роки тому +477

    Lifeguard here. I- I can’t with this 😂 I can’t tell you how many parents get mad at us for saving their kids. “THEY CAN SWIM! WHY DID YOU GO IN FOR THEM?!” It’s wilddddd

    • @korlina2531
      @korlina2531 3 роки тому +44

      I've seen an entitled parent story about that exactly.
      I mean, hey, if you want your kid to die, fine. Whatever. We won't touch them.

    • @Starry_Nova
      @Starry_Nova 3 роки тому +3

      Ooooffffffffffff

    • @SkyRied1
      @SkyRied1 3 роки тому +22

      @@korlina2531
      Then they'll be the same ones to say:
      "Why you didn't saved my kid??? You're a lifeguard, that's your job!!! Saving people!!!"
      You can never please these kind of people.

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 3 роки тому +12

      I'm so sorry you have to deal with that bullshit. Just keeping doing you and don't let the Karens get in the way. We need more people like you. 👏👏👏

    • @fumikagetokoyami5040
      @fumikagetokoyami5040 2 роки тому +1

      My uncle and mother were both lifeguards. I tell ya this, they didn't deal with that kind of bullshit, so I can't say they can relate. But I do know that you save more lives than the average person, so you have my respect. Do what you do best, but remember, if a crazy bitch like her wakes up like what we saw. I'll help you find a giant plastic sleeping bag, knock her the fuck out, and throw her back in somewhere secluded. Also 4 twenty pound dumbbells to keep her at the bottom. Just respond to this reply if you ever need help, I got your back!

  • @friends101lol2
    @friends101lol2 6 років тому +276

    this girl is like the girl who thinks that the moon and the sun are the same size.

    • @jenniferb.awesome
      @jenniferb.awesome 6 років тому +15

      Except that girl was doing her acts for comedy and this girl is serious

    • @friends101lol2
      @friends101lol2 6 років тому +1

      @@jenniferb.awesome yes

    • @allysonp2675
      @allysonp2675 6 років тому +4

      No this girl is the kinda person to get fries and if one fry is missing she goes RUNNING TO THE MANAGERS OFFICE AND COMPLAIN XD

    • @friends101lol2
      @friends101lol2 6 років тому +1

      winter wolf HEHEHE LOL TRUE

    • @mikeywayism
      @mikeywayism 5 років тому +1

      FRIENDS 101 Lol yeah, Ryan is a bit taller then Brendon. *(if you get, I love you)*

  • @g0406
    @g0406 Рік тому +12

    “Luke, his girlfriend Leah and their son Anakin”… wait a damn bloody minute. She’s saying that brother got sister pregnant and she birthed their father? Uhhhh okay then. Han’s not going to be very happy when he hears this 😂

  • @Radioalastor649
    @Radioalastor649 4 роки тому +147

    Cassidy: “when a person in one of those big brown hairy costumes came running towards me”
    Daz: “then she realised it was a mirror”

  • @annaocel
    @annaocel 5 років тому +407

    I’m in first aid and when someone is unconscious like she was, that is implied consent, so she therefore can’t complain about anything.

    • @mimibrown-adams3781
      @mimibrown-adams3781 4 роки тому +18

      Some people are stupid. In her case really stupid. And like you said, if she is unconscious and can't give consent than she shouldn't complain. And I don't know why she would or is complaining. Someone just saved her life. I'm thankful that there's first aid and life guards because if there weren't I'd be dead years ago.

    • @annaocel
      @annaocel 4 роки тому +7

      Mimi Brown-Adams she is stupid and also I agree, I’d be dead by now as well, I’m very happy there are classes like that I’m high school too.

    • @Abejaved
      @Abejaved 4 роки тому +6

      Also, aren't there like "Good Samaritan" laws?

    • @mimibrown-adams3781
      @mimibrown-adams3781 4 роки тому

      @@Abejaved yes there are. She probably hit her head a little too hard and forgot about them...

    • @pariscox7339
      @pariscox7339 4 роки тому +6

      I am also a Medic in training and we are basically told that if anyone is in danger and is unconscious there consent is implied unless we are presented with a DNR (do not resuscitate) by a Registered Doctor!
      I also think its very fucked up that we can get "sued" for saving a life.

  • @humsterboy5449
    @humsterboy5449 5 років тому +239

    Darth Vader: join the dark side and get free tampons
    Luke: wft no

  • @andrewthompson8172
    @andrewthompson8172 Рік тому +4

    That rap at the end is absolute boss. You should bring it out on a playlist.

  • @مريمالمصري-ت4ق
    @مريمالمصري-ت4ق 3 роки тому +1349

    I just noticed Daz's hairline makes his face look like a heart. So adorable.

    • @gamerfluid7339
      @gamerfluid7339 3 роки тому +52

      I don't understand exactly how it looks like a heart but I do understand where you're coming from.

    • @bekircoffee8635
      @bekircoffee8635 3 роки тому +10

      Bro where TF did you get that from he doesn’t look like it

    • @Lukcuss
      @Lukcuss 3 роки тому +6

      OMG I HAVE THE SAME HAIRLINE AS DAZ I JUST REALISED

    • @katiec972
      @katiec972 3 роки тому +5

      Where….

    • @decapitatedrat
      @decapitatedrat 3 роки тому +5

      @@katiec972 where in the fuck can a hairline be🤣

  • @yourlocallegend2572
    @yourlocallegend2572 3 роки тому +334

    “And then she realized it was a mirror” I died 😆😂

    • @lamo8992
      @lamo8992 3 роки тому +9

      literally Cassidy when she sees someone commented on her video: "I dId NoT gIvE yOu CoNsEnT tO cOmMeNt On My ViDeO, iTs CoMmEnT rApE"

    • @Jürgen_von_Schumacher
      @Jürgen_von_Schumacher 2 роки тому

      Oh my God, me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tasty_Bleach1
    @Tasty_Bleach1 4 роки тому +271

    She's the reason there's instructions on poptart boxes

  • @becky_harris2553
    @becky_harris2553 2 роки тому +23

    Her:I'm so cultured in film
    Also her: its about this guy called luke skywalker and his girlfreind leia have a child called anakin
    She legit said that

    • @tristan4487
      @tristan4487 Рік тому +3

      I genuinely didn't think it was gonna get dumber than that, then she went on to basically say the entirety of Star Wars revolves around the fact that Anakin is transgender. What the f**k happened to Sidious in her theory? Was he the doctor/surgeon? How the f**k can "Dark Vader" have a period when they transitioned from male to female?

  • @Nightpacer
    @Nightpacer 8 років тому +293

    That rap was better and more dissful then anything ERB has ever made. That was incredible. I'm so happy right now

    • @samwithlife4360
      @samwithlife4360 8 років тому +1

      Do u think that they've seen this coz that totally should

    • @kelseyknaus4742
      @kelseyknaus4742 8 років тому +2

      YESSS OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THE SAME I LOVED THIS RAP SO MUCH

    • @Yo-ji1gn
      @Yo-ji1gn 8 років тому +1

      What was the music during that rap?

    • @beth.3532
      @beth.3532 8 років тому +3

      Daz should be featured on ERB

    • @flemmingmatiasvermeulen9608
      @flemmingmatiasvermeulen9608 8 років тому

      +Beth.35 DAMN STRAIGHT

  • @ExemplarNull
    @ExemplarNull 3 роки тому +274

    “I did not give them permission”
    Ah yes because u can definitely just wake up, say ‘yeah sure u can save me’ and continue dying

  • @dumbredneck4464
    @dumbredneck4464 4 роки тому +314

    How is star wars sexist when the whole saga has a shis ton of bad ass women!

    • @MrINDICA746
      @MrINDICA746 4 роки тому +6

      Fuck ye dude

    • @blairmatchett5012
      @blairmatchett5012 4 роки тому +2

      @Patch 3009 I mean she did die of sadness 😂

    • @BIGBOI4568
      @BIGBOI4568 4 роки тому +1

      So true

    • @doggooverlords3041
      @doggooverlords3041 4 роки тому +2

      They have pretty much two women in that entire trilogy lol (this was mainly a joke don't fucking kill me)

    • @dumbredneck4464
      @dumbredneck4464 4 роки тому

      Jase Wendlandt nice one cat I usually take jokes don’t worry cat

  • @bethseriolove1663
    @bethseriolove1663 2 роки тому

    I’m so sad I didn’t see this when it was posted because this is GENIUS!!! Daz… you are a genius plain and simple! Love you

  • @meganx1703
    @meganx1703 7 років тому +497

    "this hairy man came up to me and was like arrrrr"
    Daz: "then she realised she was looking in the mirror"
    OMG I WET MYSELF 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Bumbling833
      @Bumbling833 7 років тому +2

      I WAS DYING 😂

    • @cinthiacruzado2594
      @cinthiacruzado2594 7 років тому +5

      I think I wet myself laughing too. It's too horrible not to laugh at.

    • @bi_cycle
      @bi_cycle 7 років тому

      tmi

    • @meganx1703
      @meganx1703 7 років тому +2

      may I slytherin? dude I was kidding 😂

    • @bi_cycle
      @bi_cycle 7 років тому

      it's still tmi

  • @squid878
    @squid878 5 років тому +165

    Cassidy boon: “Luke and his girlfriend leia”
    Me: dear lord- ma’am they are siblings

    • @Lonepatriot
      @Lonepatriot 4 роки тому +5

      Oh..*DRAMATIC PAUSE* OHHH!

    • @ezrapatrick9734
      @ezrapatrick9734 4 роки тому +7

      Also they give birth to anakin

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta 4 роки тому +6

      It was gross when Luke & Leia simply KISSED in the movie. To imagine that they had a chi- 🤢

    • @alyssa_2_966
      @alyssa_2_966 4 роки тому +2

      Lil Kitty Fry YES EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. I was like “Oh dear god, they aren’t bf and gf they are siblings”

    • @Jetstream_Sam_
      @Jetstream_Sam_ 4 роки тому +1

      So Luke and Leia give birth to their dad. Makes sense

  • @imainternetexplorer5227
    @imainternetexplorer5227 4 роки тому +369

    Her: I didn’t give him consent
    Me: (sees someone drowning)
    Also me: Ok mam I need you to sign here and uh here and I need your finger print

    • @mayuu_0
      @mayuu_0 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @cyberkklan
      @cyberkklan 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂if I saw that I would have got on the floor and started to laugh🤣🤣

    • @stanleyadams-howse9232
      @stanleyadams-howse9232 4 роки тому +2

      Her: help
      Me: I need f ing concent

    • @moxxie_fan2386
      @moxxie_fan2386 4 роки тому +2

      Her:gggggggghellllllppppgggg

    • @mrthiago2678
      @mrthiago2678 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 literally can’t stop laughing and it’s 2020

  • @indychloee
    @indychloee Рік тому +1

    seven years later and daz's rap
    still goes HAAAARD ! ♡ he ate with that shit

  • @jasmynnetaylor
    @jasmynnetaylor 4 роки тому +135

    Daz commenting about how she said “dark Vader” while completely blowing past the fact this genius said luke and leia were anakins parents

  • @averybrown9276
    @averybrown9276 7 років тому +173

    There's a thing called the Good Samaritan Law that states that if a person is unconscious and in a life-threatening situation, then there is implied consent between the victim and any rescuers that decided to try to help and revive them. It also states that the rescuer can't be sued for trying to help the victim. Therefore, you have no case.

    • @anonymousruckus528
      @anonymousruckus528 7 років тому +2

      avery brown a-fucken-MEN!!

    • @onetime1262
      @onetime1262 7 років тому +2

      Well it was like the judge would've been on her side anyway

    • @onetime1262
      @onetime1262 7 років тому +3

      +Peppa Pig OH GAWD NO

    • @phoenixwilde3924
      @phoenixwilde3924 7 років тому +2

      avery brown She probably a troll tho

    • @AniW2x4
      @AniW2x4 7 років тому +2

      Phoenix Wilde God I hope so.

  • @Maddie-qq8dv
    @Maddie-qq8dv 6 років тому +162

    “Luke skywalker, his girlfriend Leia, and their son Anakin”
    *whatinthegodamn-*

  • @jumpytot
    @jumpytot 2 місяці тому +1

    Eight years later and that rap is still a tuuuune🎤🎶

  • @hollymellor2078
    @hollymellor2078 5 років тому +326

    How tf does she know what he did to her under water when she was unconscious ha ha she's deluded 🤣😂😂😂

    • @amberdishman3924
      @amberdishman3924 5 років тому +5

      Exactly

    • @Wonky-games
      @Wonky-games 5 років тому

      Well obviously that happens so you can kinda guess use your brain 🧠

    • @jenskiie6861
      @jenskiie6861 5 років тому +3

      he clearly didnt do shit, he just fucking saved her lmao

    • @hannahwolf9024
      @hannahwolf9024 5 років тому

      IKR I’m sure she must have hit her head hard oh wait she always that dumb

  • @samachirulez9431
    @samachirulez9431 5 років тому +393

    Daz missed how she said "luke sky walker and his GIRLFRIEND and his SON Anakin"
    COME ONE DAZ

    • @reeehoi7203
      @reeehoi7203 5 років тому +11

      Samachi Rulez I was thinking the exact thing

    • @joshowen4115
      @joshowen4115 5 років тому +7

      I came in the comments looking for this cuz no way I was the only one 😂😂

    • @forgottenshard1377
      @forgottenshard1377 5 років тому +2

      Hahaha that got me dying 😂

    • @jasmineplatt1765
      @jasmineplatt1765 5 років тому +1

      Samachi Rulez and u can’t fucking spell so ye

    • @bigphilip2182
      @bigphilip2182 5 років тому +5

      She also said Leia is Luke's girlfreind butwe all know they are brother and sister.

  • @Caseyroseyx
    @Caseyroseyx 8 років тому +343

    "Then she realized it was a mirror"
    Oml daz 😂😂 I frickin love you

    • @astrologybabe9851
      @astrologybabe9851 7 років тому +3

      Caseyroseyx 😂😂😂😂right

    • @Caseyroseyx
      @Caseyroseyx 7 років тому +3

      Imao I actually can't 😂😂

    • @Caseyroseyx
      @Caseyroseyx 7 років тому +4

      imao!! well.. she has got brown furry hair 😂😂

  • @gail2789
    @gail2789 2 роки тому +2

    "A small part of me was happy to be alive, but the rest of me was screaming inside."
    -me in the morning before school

  • @jenmartensen
    @jenmartensen 4 роки тому +199

    Are we all just going to ignore the fact that she said that anakin is Luke’s son and his mom is leia? She literally just said that siblings gave birth to there father

    • @evanh5095
      @evanh5095 4 роки тому +2

      Existenceispain thank you🙏🏼

    • @Mikeb.904
      @Mikeb.904 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly

    • @marsoupie2119
      @marsoupie2119 4 роки тому +1

      i couldn't say anything about it because I've never seen star wars 👀

    • @taipanforce4909
      @taipanforce4909 4 роки тому +1

      IKR, but acknowledged the “dark Vader” part

    • @Sofia-zm7pv
      @Sofia-zm7pv 4 роки тому +2

      It made me physically uncomfortable and daz didn’t acknowledge it so I couldn’t forget about it

  • @steamedcatnip7309
    @steamedcatnip7309 4 роки тому +120

    **Someone tries to save her**
    Her: *_OFFENDED_*

    • @montyboon4127
      @montyboon4127 4 роки тому +4

      *Saves her*
      Her: IM TRIGGERED, REEEEEEEE

  • @serballista
    @serballista 7 років тому +6179

    Listen, period jokes simply aren't funny, I'm bloody serious.

  • @benlynema2123
    @benlynema2123 Рік тому +6

    I really feel bad for the guy that saved her from drowning and also sorry for the people that like Star Wars. I couldn’t stop laughing from crazy lady from going off about stupid stuff in her Brain 😂.

  • @nocto2857
    @nocto2857 6 років тому +99

    Daz has climbed through mountains and trained in parkour, and the closest he has almost come to death was by soda.

    • @anthonybukowski5548
      @anthonybukowski5548 6 років тому +3

      News guy:Just in famous youtuber Daz games has died do SODA. His family is sewing the bottle of soda for DRINK RAPE....
      News guy off air: wtf did I just read...
      News Director talking to news guy: I just watched that guys last video the lady in the video is a but she said star wars is sexist like the fuck.............................

  • @asdaasdassadsadda5074
    @asdaasdassadsadda5074 8 років тому +391

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Eminem can rap
    And daz can too

  • @danielhughes1711
    @danielhughes1711 4 роки тому +793

    “Luke and his girlfriend leia” *SWEET HOME ALBAMA* “and their son anakin” that is so wrong anakin is their farther

    • @vaidervenom
      @vaidervenom 4 роки тому +35

      Good to know some one else picked up on that

    • @GreatRatKing_
      @GreatRatKing_ 4 роки тому +10

      I was just about to mention this

    • @jikansolos6367
      @jikansolos6367 4 роки тому +12

      Amd i thought i was the only one who new that the gril got every wrong woth star wars

    • @tylermanning8947
      @tylermanning8947 4 роки тому +1

      Yah i literally wrote a comment on that just now i didnt see this until now

    • @lukesmith2892
      @lukesmith2892 4 роки тому

      And remember she said she was cultured in cinema

  • @alligatorman-k2w
    @alligatorman-k2w 11 місяців тому +1

    DAZ YOU DID NOT NEED TO MAKE THAT DISTRACK SO 🔥🔥🔥