Daz Watches Faye Montana
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- Опубліковано 13 тра 2017
- Today we look at a music video by a young Singer named Faye!
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I know German, and the teacher is nutting over mathematics
he literally said that a fraction is sexy
Your profile picture honestly makes your comment so much better.
flaming homo
I love your profile picture xD
Sebastian Michaelis thanks mi amigo 👉👉
flaming homo I knew he was on about maths, when he said mathematics in German it sounded similar to mathematics in English
okay daz, so the first scene is pretty much just a boy giving her a compliment and she roasts him and calls him opfer which pretty much means "victim" in english, it´s a common insult in austria and germany. the boy offers her to show her how to properly ride an iohawk and yeah, then she insults him lol
the second one was the one with the teacher and even if you know what he says he still is really creepy and yes probably on acid ... he said that fractions are sexy and before he makes those weird moves he says "Do you know what dividing does to me?"
then the one where the boy is on the hoverboard, he comes up to her and says pretty much that it´s now her chance to show how good she can ride the board and then they make a contest
and the last scene in which they are in this sweet shop the girl congratulates faye that she won the iohawk battle and the best is yet to come, faye asks her friends if she thinks that someone is sweet and the friends says yes and asks her the same question and faye literally says "Do you know what´s sweet to me?" and then she eats those chocolate balls like come on that joke was the worst about the whole video, so here you go, i hope that it was helpful
Jana Katarina iohawk?
Jana Katarina nice profile pic
Jana Katarina very helpful thanks
thanks :) beartooth is fcking amazing
yeah it´s like a hoverboard
Faye: it’s all a game of numbers
*video cuts to the teacher*
Daz: I really don’t fucking like him
I lost it 😂😂😂
"If it is, then i can speak German. Guten Tag" I'm dead😂 Daz is so precious😂❤
'Jesus tap-dancing christ I need a drink'😂
Itz Just Bella IKR 😂😂
Itz Just Bella I was dead at the part where he was talking about the little girl in the front 😂😂
Itz Just Bella I was crying so hard😂😂😂😂🍒
Itz Just Bella 😂😂
I read that comment when Daz said it lol 😂
Hey daz, I am from germany and I translated all of the conversation parts so that you know what they are about.
1st part on the school yard: ''You're going pretty cool'' (on that hoverboard thing)
''Are you jealous or what?''
''Do you want me to show you how to do this right?''
''Wait a second...I'd have a free spot for you at 3pm. Just in case you want to learn something douchebag.''
2nd Part in the classroom:
''Hey Faye could I copy math from you...hey reality (sorry daz almost got it right)to Faye...hello?''
''Uh copy math? Yeah sure!''
''God Faye what where you thinking about?''
''Do you really want to know?''
3rd part with the creepy teacher:
''Mathematics...you don't even know how important mathematics actually is...how foolhardy the root of three is...how sexy a fraction is...
how beautiful dividing is...you know what dividing is doing to me? (here comes the crazy dance where he looks like he just got an epileptical attack) This is what dividing does to me!''
4th part where the hoverboard vampire magically swopes in.
''Could it be that you like Paul?''
''God no!''
(Liam aka hoverboard vampire swoopes in) ''Hey what's up? Now or never.''
''If you really want to...''
''Come on. I'm gonna show you how this is done!''
5th part at the cereal store:
''I did so beat liam at the parcour racing.''
''Yes that was so cool!''
''So is there someone you find cute at the moment?''
''Well there actually is someone...what about you?''
''Hm you know what I think is sweet...'' (sweet and cute is the same word in German but it only makes sense this way)
I hope I could help you :)
hey i'm just asking batman how does it feel to be able to know 2 different languages?
i speak english, spanish, russian and a bit of german
Will Pettit knowing two languages is pretty cool and makes english lesson easy or even boring from time to time. I don't even know why I can speak english as good as I'm doing it. (that sounds so arrogant I'm sorry..) I just read much english stuff and watch my favourite tv series in english so I guess it started there. but you seem to be pretty good with languages as well. I'm learning spanish and latin in school but don't know more than 3 words in russian 😁
NCIS Batman hey can you sub to me I would really appreciate it! I'll sub to you!
NCIS Batman thanks for telling us what it ment that was really nice I subscribed to you hope you have a nice day :)
The teacher being in love with math talking about it and daz thinking he’s being perverted 😂😂😂😂😊
So the teacher is deranged, talking about how sexy he finds math...
“Money can’t buy happiness”
Me buying a dog: *Try me*
FRRR
@@stefano6059 Mine? Lmao, I love it so much
But it can rent
@@mrpotatolegend2762 wat
Oof
Here's your free German to English translation
First Scene (Play ground)
Guy: Wow that's quite smooth
Faye: What's up, jealous or what?
Guy: D'You want me to show you how it's done?
Faye: Wait a minuet (Checks Phone) I got a free slot at3 o'clock, if you want ME to teach you something, dumbass
Second Scene (Class Room)
Friend: Can I copy your Maths homework? Hey. Earth to Faye. HEY!
Faye: Copy math? Sure, wait a sec...
Friend: What you're daydreaming about right now
Faye: You Really want to know?
Third Scene (Class room again)
Teacher: Mathematics. You don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How Bold the square root of 3 is. How...sexy a fraction How...beautiful Dividing is. Do you know what dividing does? THAT! That's what dividing does to me.
Fourth Scene (Near The Lockers)
Friend: So,do you like Paul?
Faye: No.
Guy: What's up? Now or...?
Faye: If that's what you want, ok
Guy: I'm gonna show you how to do this right
Fifth Scene and Last Scene (Cany Shop)
Faye: I completely knocked Liam at the race
Friend: That was so cool!
Faye:So, do you have a crush on someone right now?
Friend: Aah well, there actually is someone... what about you?
Faye: Ehh, you know what I really fancy?
Silver Dragon danke!
Silver Dragon you know what I really fancy?
What?
Silver Dragon danke! I am English learning German!
Silver Dragon god bless you kind person
Silver Dragon thank you 😄😍
“Can I copy ur math ?”
Silence
“Hello, reality to Faye”
“Oh yeah”
“What were you thinking about”
Starts music video
Daz : talking how the teacher is a crazy person
Me : mine does cartwheels in the hallways of the school 24/7
Okay so I roughly translated it:
1. Dialogue:
*Boy*: You're quite cool (kinda sarcastic)
*Faye*: What's up? You're jealous or what?
*Boy*: Should I show you how it's done?
*Faye*: Wait a sec. I'd be free at 15:00 if you want to learn something. Loser.
2. Dialogue:
*Girl*: Hey can I copy math homework from you? Hello? Reality at Faye! (Means the same as earth to Faye so you literally got that right) Hello?
*Faye*: Eh, copy maths? Sure, wait...
*Girl*: Where are you with your thoughts again?
*Faye*: Do you really wanna know?
3. Dialogue
*Teacher*: Mathematics. You don't even know how important maths is. How daring the square root of three, how sexy a break, how beautiful dividing (is). Do you know what dividing does with me? (Insert random ceizure) that. That's what dividing does with me.
4. Dialogue:
*Girl*: Do you actually like Paul?
*Faye*: Oh god, no.
*Boy*: What's up? Now.
*Faye*: If you want to that badly.
*Boy*: come. I'll show you how it's done.
5. dialogue:
*Faye*: I totally beated Liam at IO-Hawk driving.
*Girl*: That was so cool!
*Faye*: So? Is there someone you find cute?
*Girl*: Yeah, there is somebody. And you?
*Faye*: eeeeeeh.... do you know what I think is cute?
(I'm austrian so my english grammar may not be perfect, I apologize.)
You see, it doesn't make any more sense even if you understand them.
Also no, people are not allowed to ride IO-Hawks in school and yes, dabbing is dead. Deader than dinosaurs actually.
Janine:D you are literally the best fucking person to translate all that
that isn't fully correct.. you did get most right though
Janine:D Thank you
Janine:D i
Janine:D mm so sexy, I just love breaks *sarcasm*
teacher : “be,,,,, sExy”
*thrusts into air*
Chris Hansen:take a seat right over
Hafe of the class is in his van
Actually he said
"Wie sexy..."
And it means "how sexy ..." because he is basically in love with math.
sxedi’s void exactly I thought I was the only one that saw him thrust a few times into the air.
I see thrust and I think bout BTS. Not relevant tho. I'm just answering cause I luv ur comment😂
Daz: money can't buy you happiness
Me: challenge excepted *buys anti depressants*
Daz: "So I left it upside down to annoy you"
😂😂
The teacher said ‘how sexy a fraction is’.
I think he needs help 😂
Uhh that is very creepy (not u the teacher)
JESUS
Someone get the holy water
Sounds like my math teacher
I feel like it has a dark twist that that is what the teacher told her, that age is just a number and she is secretly traumatised
“Jesus Christ I need a drink”
*slurps monster energy with fury*
Me
I
Theo Jackso
Reality to faye
Sorry can i correct you there, he said "Jesus TAPDANCING Christ, i need a drink"
he said "guten Tag" like a real German person DAMNN
daz always has me in stitches 😭😭
"Do you know what divinding does to me?"
*has seizure in german*
"That"
divinding i think u mean dividing
@@misterboy7043oh sush and enjoy the comment
“So I left it upside down to annoy everyone “.
Me: *loves him even more * respect dude
What a good lad
Lol
same
I hope he gets to 10 million at the end of the year ✋😭
Faye: *brings hoverboard to school *
**Nothing**
Me: *brings a blue biro to school *
**suspended for a week**
'maybe he's attracted to her?'
*Daz classic disgusted dance*
The maths teacher may be a psycho but he’s got some decent moves
your not wrong
MitchDev47 great
Bro stop the cap
Wtf is maths
@@joshstout256 måþhß
Noone:
Absolutely nobody:
The teacher: You have NO idea how dividing makes me feel *does the move* LIKE THAT
That teacher gave me serious Life is Strange vibes, the teacher of Max and all that. Careful he might shove you into the “dark room”
Now Daz should react to „How it is(wap bap...) "
yes!
uuuh..
Och nee
Maria Thorley Lucky girl!
The Joker omg YAAAS
Guess she thinks she is gonna be Fayemous.
I can't believe you made me look at that pun with my own two eyes how dare you I feel attacked.
мyυ-cнαɴ My god
Get. Out.
мyυ-cнαɴ no
thank you
I just recently started watching your videos. And you are so funny like I'm surprised I haven't woken up my boyfriend or daughter half the time I watch your videos. You have helped me a lot through my depression too.
Saving for future self.
Re-watching Daz's videos today - 27th of January 2022 at 00:53
I can't believe people dislike daz when he has a incridible laugh
when i watch his videos of daz watches it’s not the videos he watches that make me laugh it’s when he laughs it’s so funny and i die and his impressions and the things he says! 😂😂
I liked then unliked because it’s on 69 likes...
facts
Did you see 8:46
Not only he has one he makes people laugh
Incredible*
The maths teacher says:
Math!
You don't know how important maths is
How daring the square root of 3
How sexy a fraction
How beautiful dividing is
Do you know what dividing does to me
*does weird movements*
This is what it does to me
Beccy Corina ahahah
Beccy Corina What the actual fuck
Couldn't have translated it better XD Nice Job
Beccy Corina
Creepy...
I wish he was my teacher
Teacher: Mathematics. You don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How Bold the square root of 3 is. How...sexy a fraction How...beautiful Dividing is. Do you know what dividing does? THAT! That's what dividing does to me.
Just as Daz said “like he’s attracted to her” then he does a little of a big wiggle 😂
Daz is savage af to keep it upside down.
*Faye: Brings hover board to school*
*Not in trouble*
*Me: Brings a colored pencil to school*
*Suspended for a week*
A whole week just for a colored pencil where do you go to school?
Collor
how like what happened?
Shows attention to perv teacher gets a A
And I thought my primary school was weird my primary school banned bean boozle (remember that challenge)
Him saying to have a good Sunday 🧍🏻and I’m watching this on Sunday. Amazing
I laughed way too hard when he paused it on that one frame. Even before he made the joke I was dying. 😂
Me, a german, got so happy when Daz said „Guten Tag“
HAHAHA SAME
Same! Ich freue mich
Same lol
You know that mean good day
And also I have freue mich mean I’m glad
“it comes across as he’s attracted to he- URGHHH” *shakes* and carries on going errr
Phoebes life do you remember Jared from subway that teacher is him
Phoebe S I was reading this as that part was on 😂
Phoebe S that’s the best bit
Shut up we can see what happens you don’t need t to tell us agein
thankyou for adding captions!
Maths teacher said basically, “maths makes me get pumped up, it’s important, fractions are sexy” for anyone who doesn’t know
Daz: OK sweety look happy... LOOK FUCKING HAPPY!! I DIED😂😂
love daz
Aaron Mcke why doe
Aaron Mcke off*
Nya \[0//v//0]/ what u mean
Oscar Saward he is good that s why
The teacher is going on about how sexy and beautiful math is
Then that ‘move’ is him saying that’s what division does too him-
LIKE WTF
HUH?!
*I’ am Dying Inside- The school Looks dirty To me- I’m gonna need someone To Tell me If It’s Just me or-..*
Idk whats going on 😭
@@ackerman1555 if that looks dirty to you....... you clearly have never been to an American school, they are hecka dirty.
@@elia3251 IKR like why are they so dirty
OMG!!! I just had a bit of a freak out moment lol. I am watching this in 2022 and he said, Hope you having a good Sunday, and it is Sunday when I am watching lol.
daz: "money cant buy you happiness"
me: *buys armin blanket*
*Jesus tap dancing christ, I need a drink* - Daz Black 2017
Cfkangaroo Gaming 2018*
*chugs three monsters*
@@maolisa08 no it was posted in 2017
CFKangaroo Gaming aww soooo helpful
watching daz is like finding happiness :)))
Stephanie Cutts Awwww
Stephanie Cutts that is a very positively way to think
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘💕Stephanie Cutts
Stephanie Cutts
Yes
I can't say exactly what the teacher said but they were saying fractions are sexy,that the square root is three and mathamatics means alot to him
Daz the unbothered legend POP OFF DAZ BOTHER US WIHT YOUR BG XD
Does anyone miss his old setup? I loved it. It always reminded me of dance moms😂 *daz moms*
Does anyone miss when instagram wasn't out? Yeah, it always reminded me when kids like your weren't freaking cringey with their profile pics.
Gg
Meh. Still, both of those apps are just as stupid.
MP Games Actually, Instagram isn't that bad in comparison to Snapchat, but it still is bad though. You're just focusing too much on the negativity of Instagram!
You have to have The POWER....OF POSITIVITY!
MP Games who is her profile pic cringey its her with a bird
"Jesus tap dancing christ, i need a drink" definitely thought he was gunna pull outa beer 😂
Your emoji tho....
@@leannechidwick378 sorry im too broke for a iphone that will go down the shitter as soon as a new one comes out 🤷♂️
@@shanebair8364 i didnt even mean to say that to you Xd i have those emojis to as i broke my good phone today 😂 okay but iphone is bad Xd
@@leannechidwick378 fr iphone is doodoo
ME TOO😂
Hope ur having a good Sunday... Nice, its Sunday when I'm watching this
daz: doesn’t know what their saying
me: has the subtitles on
"Guten Tag" i'm still crying 😂😂😂😂 (i'm from Germany)
Ich bin auch deutsch😂👋
Too
Then what does the teacher say, I'm scared
@@johnjohn1824 I just know that he says a fraction is sexy
@@evankistell-farrar6306 oh no thays not a good sign
German parts translated:
Part one, minute 1.34 Guy: "wow, that's quite smooth" Faye: "what's up, are you jealous or something?" Guy: "do you want me to show you how it's done?" Faye: "wait a minute" then checks the phone and says "I got a free slot at 3 o'clock if you want me to teach you something, dumbass!".
Part two, minute 4.50 Friend: "can I copy your math homework? Heyyyy? Reality to Faye. Heyyyy" Faye: "copy math? Sure, wait a sec." Friend: "what were you dreaming about?" Faye: "do you really want to know?"
Part three, minute 5.54 Teacher: "mathematics. You don't even know how important mathematics is" how bold the square root of 3 is, how sexy! Dividing is, do you know what dividing does to me? THAT! That is what dividing does to me."
Part four, minute 8.12 guy: "now or never" Faye: "if that's what you want, ok" guy: "come, I'm gonna show you how to do this right"
Part five, minute 10.02 Faye: "I completely knocked Liam out of the race" Friend: "that was so cool!" Faye: "so do you have a crush on someone?" Friend: "ah well, there actually is someone. What about you?" Faye: "eh do you know what I really fancy?"
Very helpful
@@logicaly1246 glad someone found it helpful 😊
Thank you 😊
@@Guest-mn7kn lol
thank u! I always look for translations so this is super helpful! :)
When Daz paused it on that one part it was hilarious🤣🤣
I'm 19 and I'm not famous. I actually have no friends and nobody knows me. am I doing something wrong
Also I have 5 dollars and a hairband in my purse
chanelnadia great
chanelnadia I can be your friend!
bitch u look Fab af
Chez Bookets 😂😂
90% of the comments: *translating the German scenes*
10%: *random stuff*
Lishaaa part of that 10% is your comment😂😂😂
Lishaaa these memes aren’t funny
Didn't ask but aightt
She said “reality to Faye” but yeah it means the exact same thing.
2:23 that one guy in the blue long sleeve shirt who missed the highfive
Daz: "you can't buy happiness"
Me: "sure you can! watch" *buys snickers bar*
Jason Deres - When your allergic to nuts: 😭
@@Lila12655 u mean peanuts or the other Kind of nut ?😅
I'm sorry for that really
I just wanted to be funny....
Sorry
VENOM Dragon - dUdE 🤣😭
@@Lila12655 😂 sorry i had to
@@Lila12655 lol same 😂😭😭
I’m never gonna be able to look at my maths teacher the same again-
lololololololol
Me too!
elite profile pic
@@umay-im7tw agreed
"Janthony"
Fucking amazing
"Hope u have a good Sunday"
Is actually Sunday 💀😂
the teacher was talking about how beautiful dividing is and how it makes him feel
fun fact: the teacher is a german actor lol
smol! brittany I-/ I don't think he's a very popular german actor. He's just the kid of a famous person and tries to use the fame he recieves from being the person's son to start a career. He's pathetic xD
The Joker okay true. to be honest, all i knew was that he's famous. i couldn't even think of his name lol
smol! brittany I-/ er is doch nich berühmt 😂 der hat doch ein Kind mit kim gloss
Isabelle Stylinson sorrrrryyyy😩😂
smol! brittany I-/ well, it seems that he isn't anymore xD
"I usually try to stay away from young kids"
Well I bloody hope so! 😂
EM Equestrian he said usually....
Yep thats what I said to my parents
I had to keep pausing the video so I could calm down and stop laughing lol DAZ U MAKE MY DAY
The line that’s shows how much I’ve watched matches ur shirt
DAZZZZZ
I speak german and I can say that he didn’t called the children ‚sexy‘ he was just being wierd and called math sexy and beautiful.
Your german finally someone whos my language
Harry Tapscott 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jasmin Baeriswyl lmao thanks 😂😂😂
Jasmin Baeriswyl why tf would he say that about MATH ?!?
Aksaamai Ormonbekova weil deutsche Mathe lieben
I need to start saying "Jesus tap dancing christ" more often
Holy Jesus tap dancing Christ how did this get so many likes
whoever remembers when daz said 'jesus tap-dancing malaria' is a legend
Yes
i just say it randomly lol ive even started turing British when i speak
I have to as well lol
I saw this comment right when he said it
This güten tag 😂😂 love Tina’s a german
I’m having a good Sunday when I’m watching Daz Black!
I have a friend that's German. Yeah, she crawled under the covers and said "I swear she doesn't speak for us."
@Lily Grace that's coz we don't you twat
@@magicalbunny8685 O o f
@@magicalbunny8685 well done
Magical bunny good on ya 😂👌🏼
@Lily Grace thats because we don't
*teacher licks his lips*
me:GUYS WE HAVE A PERV ON THE LOOSE
😂😂
Its Jared the subway guy
Next thing you know is a swat team breaking in the class
*F.B.I. MEME*
Be quiet you dense vegetable
ice walow come wtf is ur username 😂😂
with the conversation. she said reality to faye. which would mean earth to faye so Good job
Yes Daz you did
when the teacher was talking he said mathematics was sexy
damn good
Hes probably nutting over mathematics
Why tho
@@jamiestanway4530you know how people get crushes on anime characters well hes like that with mathematics
@@justbella5457lol
" Jesus tap dancing Christ, I need a drink" wow.
I love your vids they Make me fall out of my chair
It’s 2:13 in the morning and I’ve just been watching daz all night
Daz: ive never been more confused at the end of a mv
Kpop mv’s: am i a joke to you
why do kpop stans have to make everything funny😭😂 STOB IT💀💕
STOP IT
Legit
I'm still figuring out oh my God (G)idle
lol
"I want an explanation for that shit"
Imao same Daz, I'm concerned 😂
omggg😂😭😂
this is crazy it was literally on the radio
I litteraly laughed out loud when daz said "okay mr. Fuhrer"
the teacher was saying that he is sexually attracted to math because he thinks fractions are sexy.
AINT NO WAY
I'm from Germany and i was shocked when i saw you reacted to her :D 😂
Maria hi! would you mind telling me what the teacher said! I'm really curious 🤣
What are they saying at the beginning???
NamJin Trash he was nice to her and she just dumped him
Maria what arevthey saying
In the beginning something like:
-that looks cool!
-Are you jealous or what?
-shall i Show you how it really works?
-Wait a Second! I have time for you at 3pm.. if you Want to learn something. Loser!
:D
I just put the subtitles on HES in love WOTH mathematics
As someone who speaks German, watching this whilst imagining you not understanding made me laugh even more. Made my night. Thanks for this video!
You did get “Earth to Faye” right 😂
I speak German so I’m not with that translator stuff
turn translater on it says REALITY to faye
It actually says Faye hello
The captions converting it to English says it’s “ Reality to Faye”. It’s basically the same thing -w-
@@imnotcreativecom4654 if "Earth to Faye" doesn't mean you sound like an alien
Then I guess there's no difference
i mean you could all be typing it in wrong
I can speak German!!!!! so basically what she said was "reality to Faye" so yes Daz you're right in a way that by saying "Earth to Faye" is getting the same point across as saying "reality to Faye." and the math teacher was saying how sexy math was and how he felt for it.......
Alexia Zamora so what is the name for that them 😂😂
Tf is wrong with math teachers in Germany
@@Syntex_Infinity No, it's just the music video... German music videos are awkward as hell.
Leah Warren this is correct “)
Wow du kannst deutsch👏
I love this
You got it right Daz she did say earth to fate. I read the subtitles 😁
I'm just laughing because daz is so clueless of what the teacher is saying 😂😂
Emily di Marco what was the teacher saying?
He was saying that math was sexy and beautiful not the students.
Cariosa Sweeney . turn on the captions. It's translated.
he said "you don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How... the bold square root of three is, how sexy"
it's also yes in italian
The teacher isn’t a perv he’s just being overly obsessed with math, and saying it’s sexy for some reason
Potat0. Boy. Me with my horse
Then why he lick his lips at a gurl
He's greman
FIRE HIM ALREADY!!!
every math teacher be like
Daz is the funniest person alive
Daz be like DID YOU SEE THAT SASS ON WHEELS SHE WAS LIKE UHHHH 😂💜👍🏻
“Jesus tap dancing Christ I need a drink”
*thats iconic*
*Yes*