Daz Reads Disturbing Fan Fiction Again

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  • @romierichmond9823
    @romierichmond9823 4 роки тому +3513

    And i grabbed his “-“
    Daz: gEt OfF mY DaSh!

  • @sierraj2135
    @sierraj2135 5 років тому +9861

    *im not chubby , I’m plump*
    DAZ HAS CONFIDENCE!
    *cant relate*

    • @CrescentNightmare
      @CrescentNightmare 4 роки тому +45

      @Sierra j [Me when I look at myself in the mirror when I ate to much food ]

    • @truewalter4193
      @truewalter4193 4 роки тому +60

      What is "confidence"? Is it something to eat? :(

    • @shugacubez1013
      @shugacubez1013 4 роки тому +29

      One day I’m plump next I’m chubby

    • @djkbnvgjvnbn8938
      @djkbnvgjvnbn8938 4 роки тому +3

      @@truewalter4193 OMG I'm sorry but your stupid

    • @xlotus9010
      @xlotus9010 4 роки тому +22

      @@djkbnvgjvnbn8938 **you're

  • @potatosavage6668
    @potatosavage6668 5 років тому +982

    And i grabbed his...........dash Get your hands of my DASH

  • @elinz4708
    @elinz4708 2 роки тому +1707

    No because imagine Sarah just scrolling on wattpad for some fanfiction, and suddenly she finds a fanfic of her dad. HAHAH

    • @itsnotanobsessioniswear
      @itsnotanobsessioniswear 2 роки тому +127

      NO THAT WOULD BE SO WEIRD AAAAH

    • @CaKerBaKer101
      @CaKerBaKer101 2 роки тому +124

      I WOULD BE MORTIFIED

    • @therealwuffo
      @therealwuffo Рік тому +24

      why would she even be on wattpad💀

    • @satanslittleprince
      @satanslittleprince Рік тому +44

      @@jem_jaqovich frfr a lot of kids are on wattpad, idk why its weird. its a FANFICTION/STORY WRITING SITE

    • @Dr.Bright17
      @Dr.Bright17 Рік тому +15

      I’m just glad I was never on Wattpad… I think I would’ve just ruined my life quicker had I did with all the likely pornographic scenarios people would be making about celebrity crushes they had at the time that they thought were perfectly ok to type and then send out into public 😂

  • @evwadiva2146
    @evwadiva2146 3 роки тому +5128

    "A little chubby man in his 30's"
    Daz: *insulted*

  • @unicornsandbutterflies9118
    @unicornsandbutterflies9118 6 років тому +714

    "I'm not short! I'm 6 foot!!! I'm not chubby!!! I'm plump!! " 😂😂😂😂😂😂 my gerd!!!! I love you Daz!!! You're hilarious!!!

  • @hutchthehusky
    @hutchthehusky 6 років тому +3369

    *"get your hands off my DASH"!!!!*

    • @sharksaysmoo973
      @sharksaysmoo973 6 років тому +19

      Hutch the Husky I always wondered how you do the dark text

    • @taz2548
      @taz2548 6 років тому +12

      You put a “*” at the start of a sentence and another at the end *TADAAAAAAA*

    • @paigesmart1439
      @paigesmart1439 6 років тому +3

      *hello* *how* *are* you* You put a * at the start of a word then just press go XD

    • @TheFlyingBobbCatGeo
      @TheFlyingBobbCatGeo 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thatncrsoldieryoushot7047
      @thatncrsoldieryoushot7047 6 років тому

      *hello* *everyone*

  • @orlandopupox13
    @orlandopupox13 Рік тому +1571

    “the waiter is mexican” “the manager is russian” “i don’t know what this restaurant is” I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT 😂😂😂

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg Рік тому +37

      Diverse restaurant. I bet they have Italian food

    • @Curry.Muncher101
      @Curry.Muncher101 Рік тому +21

      ​@@mrfrogkingg maybe Indian food if they're feeling rowdy 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @1111anns
      @1111anns Рік тому +12

      @@Curry.Muncher101don’t forget throw in a full english breakfast too

    • @kogalrise
      @kogalrise Рік тому +1

      ​@@1111anns can never go wrong with an english brekkie

  • @whoisshe7114
    @whoisshe7114 5 років тому +5809

    The word daddy has been sexualised so much 😂
    My kids are going to have to call their dad like ‘dude’ or ‘bro’ 😂

    • @shadowhunterbooklover1drea16
      @shadowhunterbooklover1drea16 5 років тому +54

      Ikr same lol XDDD

    • @FoxyMomma4ever
      @FoxyMomma4ever 5 років тому +130

      Who is She? My 15 year old actually calls my husband (her father), Bro! It’s ridiculous!!

    • @vapour7738
      @vapour7738 5 років тому +182

      @@FoxyMomma4ever Imagine a scenario where you meet her boyfriend and then your daughter says "can you pass me the salt daddy" and next thing you know you have her boyfriend on the floor with a broken neck

    • @canadalaws675
      @canadalaws675 5 років тому +15

      @@FoxyMomma4ever u Actaully look like my mom

    • @bandotaku
      @bandotaku 5 років тому +62

      It's been in the kink scene for a long time as a trusted dynamic between partners, but because of the internet, young people have discovered it and are now using it very casually. Now people who would normally never come across this kink are hearing about it for the first time as some joke. It's disappointing to be sure.

  • @nataliepeter8151
    @nataliepeter8151 3 роки тому +5325

    “little chubby man”
    daz: *aggressively insults non-existent woman’s makeup*

  • @Эбигейл-д1в
    @Эбигейл-д1в 4 роки тому +12826

    I DIED WHEN DAZ OPENED HIS MOUTH WHEN SHE CALLED HIM A LITTLE CHUBBY MAN IN HIS 30's

  • @blakepesant1570
    @blakepesant1570 Рік тому +328

    5 years later and i'm still laughing

  • @DreadPirateElla
    @DreadPirateElla 5 років тому +3475

    "I was going to meet a little chubby man in his 30s" LOLOL IM FRIKIN DYING 😂😂😂😂.

    • @Bella-tx1cm
      @Bella-tx1cm 5 років тому +19

      SAME LMFAOOOO

    • @Ant-fe7ku
      @Ant-fe7ku 5 років тому +12

      im ur 500th like u should be happy

    • @christianagius5167
      @christianagius5167 5 років тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @frankeezies
      @frankeezies 5 років тому +10

      I was actually crying 😂

    • @larnegenis8056
      @larnegenis8056 5 років тому +7

      I read "in his 30s" as 30 seconds 😂😂😂🙈🙈

  • @rianroberts16
    @rianroberts16 5 років тому +752

    "I'm not chubby...... I'm plump."
    Literally me

  • @nickademus30
    @nickademus30 4 роки тому +1284

    I love how whenever he can’t pronounce something, he just says, *”BTVHGGFDYHGVYHGYUGJE”*

    • @vxlentine3385
      @vxlentine3385 4 роки тому +2

      LizzieGaming&Art I have the same profile pic for my school account

    • @ShadowWolf14__
      @ShadowWolf14__ 4 роки тому +7

      He goes "blesthlblestgh :p"

    • @firecastlemunchies6535
      @firecastlemunchies6535 4 роки тому +1

      @@ShadowWolf14__ no he goes fsgeryyuipasfhjllzxcvbnm×%

    • @alexsei3684
      @alexsei3684 3 роки тому

      @@vxlentine3385 It's a cute profile picture

    • @kitsuna9561
      @kitsuna9561 3 роки тому

      nice pfp :D
      imma guess you are non-binary

  • @jessdedits4244
    @jessdedits4244 6 років тому +900

    “DO YOU TRUST ME?”
    -
    “NO. NOT REALLY”

  • @hc7210
    @hc7210 6 років тому +671

    Fic: 'My eyes widened'
    Daz: Damn right they did *winks*
    I'm DECEASED!!!!! DAZ XD

  • @user-oo3cs2rb5s
    @user-oo3cs2rb5s 6 років тому +434

    "You could basically drown in his eyes. I didn't want to, but somehow I felt myself do so every now and then."
    "It was at this moment I realized that he was forcing me beneath the water, and it wasn't actually his eyes I was drowning in."

  • @sarenax527
    @sarenax527 Рік тому +116

    The “Daddy” at the end was so uncalled for and such a random way to end the story. 💀

  • @tashalydia1806
    @tashalydia1806 5 років тому +454

    "Mr black no one has ever called me that before, I like it" dead😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @Cheiriko
    @Cheiriko 4 роки тому +1683

    “They were right about how you could drown in his eyes.”
    Yeah yeah.. you know what else you could drown in?
    a pOoL

    • @uprtr-um7ng
      @uprtr-um7ng 4 роки тому +6

      That's what pretend Diaz shoulda done to her

    • @k_mma
      @k_mma 4 роки тому +2

      Sure, Ken!
      Jump in!

    • @alyssawombell6012
      @alyssawombell6012 4 роки тому +3

      idk y that made me giggle so much lol

    • @yara7735
      @yara7735 4 роки тому +2

      I can’t 😂😂😂

    • @martha9699
      @martha9699 4 роки тому +3

      your username physically hurts me no offence-

  • @yara7735
    @yara7735 4 роки тому +2056

    “He was basically on his knees, begging”
    There’s wattpad for ya 😂😂

  • @plasmablastgaming5018
    @plasmablastgaming5018 2 роки тому +263

    Daz has the funniest way of saying “BITCH” I’ve ever heard

  • @sophiewest5394
    @sophiewest5394 3 роки тому +4955

    Daz: "Chubby 30 year old man jumps in a pool and everything gets soaked?"
    Me: Dying of laughter at his irritation

  • @anyavance6373
    @anyavance6373 5 років тому +738

    *Its gone 50 shades of Daz in here.*

  • @KosmicKingdom-b5o
    @KosmicKingdom-b5o 4 роки тому +548

    "fifty shades of Daz". fifty shades of BLACK is perfect.

  • @yarashahin8566
    @yarashahin8566 2 роки тому +1245

    "And i grabbed his -"
    Daz: "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH!"
    bro this is the humour for me 🤣

  • @catherineford9551
    @catherineford9551 6 років тому +726

    He was basically on his knees, begging.
    Daz:
    Really?.. Really? ..Really?..Really? REALLY?

    • @Baltolover21
      @Baltolover21 6 років тому +2

      Catherine Ford I was about to quote that but checked the comments before I did 😂😂😂😂 But Yas 😂😂 he sounded like my mom

    • @robimae_sing7733
      @robimae_sing7733 6 років тому

      Catherine Ford me when someone asks me if I’m BI-sexual.

    • @ilovetacosforlife5731
      @ilovetacosforlife5731 6 років тому

      Catherine Ford 😂😂😂

    • @foxyi26
      @foxyi26 5 років тому +1

      Why did I imagine daz moving closer to the camera while saying that? 😆

  • @aimee6619
    @aimee6619 4 роки тому +2872

    "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH" I was having a really bad day but he made me wheeze at 1 o clock 😂😂😂

    • @used.toiletpaper216
      @used.toiletpaper216 3 роки тому +21

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS GOING TO COMMENT ABOUT THAT and same I could not stop wheezing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RiCOKANU
      @RiCOKANU 3 роки тому +6

      I agree

    • @diggitydog6160
      @diggitydog6160 3 роки тому +6

      Same 🤣😂😭

    • @fhb_122
      @fhb_122 3 роки тому +8

      i cant bro im literally waking up everyone in my house bc of my loud cackling 😂😂😂

    • @aimee6619
      @aimee6619 3 роки тому +5

      @@fhb_122 I thought I was the only one that cackled...

  • @_Yorkshire_Terrier_
    @_Yorkshire_Terrier_ 3 роки тому +3713

    *does an Italian accent*
    "I don't know why he's Mexican"

  • @RIR1I1
    @RIR1I1 Рік тому +185

    Her : “He splashes me”
    Daz: “Was that another fat joke?”

  • @m.j.9405
    @m.j.9405 3 роки тому +2408

    “Am I putting her in the freezer?!”
    Me: *dies of laughter*

  • @allisonsmith4345
    @allisonsmith4345 3 роки тому +2749

    Daz: "I'm NoT cHuBbY.."
    ~Long pause~
    "Im plump 😘💅"
    I cannot stop laughing at that. And can we talk about how his laugh is so fabulous like.

  • @iriscorporation5447
    @iriscorporation5447 5 років тому +3112

    Daz: "Calling people daddy is gross!"
    Fan: "Stop kink shaming me!"
    Daz: "Kink shaming *is* my kink!"
    Fan: *processing data* "AHHHHHH!"

  • @Itsmillieyalll
    @Itsmillieyalll 9 місяців тому +95

    STOP THIS FAN FICTION IS MAKING ME SOOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE 😭

    • @clairepreedy1012
      @clairepreedy1012 6 місяців тому +3

      SOMEONE ELSE IN 2024 OMG😭

    • @shototodoroki6193
      @shototodoroki6193 5 місяців тому +1

      SO I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE💀

    • @Savvv12
      @Savvv12 4 місяці тому

      @@shototodoroki6193IM HERE TOO 😔🙏

    • @kentoyamazaki4653
      @kentoyamazaki4653 4 місяці тому +1

      NO FR I DONT THINK I CAN CARRY ON W THE VIDEO

    • @book_Emmy
      @book_Emmy 10 днів тому +1

      ...first time?

  • @Sewerpony
    @Sewerpony 4 роки тому +3358

    Daz’s Daughter, Sarah watching this like: 👁👄👁 I need to bleach my eyes

  • @cas5688
    @cas5688 4 роки тому +9283

    Girl who wrote this is probably sitting there watching this like: 👁👄👁

    • @amyablett3439
      @amyablett3439 4 роки тому +219

      meme lord i was looking for this comment😂😂

    • @vendettashadow
      @vendettashadow 4 роки тому +31

      yae poepel are crazy

    • @CivyxD
      @CivyxD 4 роки тому +16

      Ooop-

    • @billsgfong
      @billsgfong 4 роки тому +41

      @@vendettashadow You*
      People*
      GRAMMAR!!!!

    • @strin6176
      @strin6176 4 роки тому +7

      I Made Your Comment 500 Likes!

  • @kris_kwas
    @kris_kwas 4 роки тому +3257

    True fans know Daz hates “Daddy”

  • @hi-mo9ez
    @hi-mo9ez Рік тому +41

    here is a date with daz.
    .
    I was going to subway to get a footlong, i was starving, i hadnt had breakfast for nearly 3 days. I walked in desperatley, hungry as FUCK i needed food in my stomach, but the queue.. the queue was longer, this footlong better be long i think to myself. I see a man alone with a footlong, apparently he was on break because he works here. I walk up to him, feeling like im about to burst of hunger. "Hi, do you work here?" I ask, hiding my crossed fingers behind my back, "Yeah, i am on break at the moment, would you like to sit with me? It is better then waiting hours for a sandwich." I sat down and stared at him, "So...do you..make alot of money working here?" I say, leaning my arm on the table. "HA! You really i think i make a living from working at a subway???" That laugh sounds familiar. "Surprised i didnt ask already, but..whats your name?" I say, in a faint voice my nerves shook, my social anxiety was going through the roof in this moment of time. "Uhh...uhhhhhhh....mmm... my name is....uh..ROSS! Yeah, ross." Why was he stuttering so much? I notice he was blushing a little bit, he almost looked ill. "So change of subject, do you want me to make you a footlong so you dont have to wait..?" He says quickly. "Fuck.Yea. I need food ASAP!!!" He rushes to the kitchen knocking someone into the counter on accident. "SORRY!!!" He shouts behind him. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! I AM KAREN RI-" I walk behind her and whisper, "Shut up. I need my footlong, now. Youre distracting him, shut the fuck up." She turns around and stares into my soul. "Do not talk to me like that you bitch!Ill sue your ass i have the best lawyer in tow-" I interrupt her with a slap up the mouth, "Do you know who i am? Im the hungriest bitch in town and if you dont shut the fuck up then im gonna fee fi fo fum on that diet coke of yours." Ross came back with the most amazing looking sandwich i had ever seen in my life. The smell.. i ran into him hugging him and snatching the sandwich, eating it and getting crumbs all over him. "Youre one crazy bitch.." he mumbled. "Anything for my footlong." He grinned. "Anything?" "Uhhhhm"
    "AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" We were both giggling our asses off while watching tiktok compilations, i laughed so hard my head lied on his lap to try and calm down. "If you wanna stop for the night you can, it would be my pleasure!" He said placing his hand on my head gently. "Sure but i dont have pyjamas..." I get up and sit next to him, still snickering about this 1 tiktok. "Its fine, ill drop you off at home." I sigh, my grin fading off my face. "i..i..wanna s.s.stay with you for the night" I whispered. "You can change into some of my clothes, if you really wanna stay that bad!" I smiled, hugging him tightly. I didnt wanna go back to him.. he..i just cant. I sobbed just thinking about it, laying my head more on his shoulder. "Are you okay?" I sighed and wiped my tear away. "Yeah..its just my boyfriend.. he..he r4p3s me regularly and..hits me and...and.." He hugs me tighter and says, "Stay here for as long as you want, i will sleep on the sofa." I try to hide me blushing but i cant help it, he is just so sweet and i have never been treated this way before. "No, you can stay in your bed with me, i.i.i.id feel s.safer.." He smiles at me, we both get under his dinosaur goes rawr duvet, "Nice covers" "Thanks man" ... a silence rains on us.. "AHAHHAHGJHGIAGHKVJABJHAVJHBHV" I burst out laughing nearly fallling off the bed, i roll ontop of him and yawn. "Your comfy.." "Thats 1 way to compliment someone.." We hug one last time and i go to the left side of the bed. Its nice not sleeping on a stone cold floor for once, i fall asleep and so does he.
    The end.

  • @katsploon
    @katsploon 3 роки тому +2387

    Imagine being his daughter watching this
    Jesus I'd be traumatized.

    • @kellabdjfoo
      @kellabdjfoo 3 роки тому +20

      lmao

    • @pastel_girl591
      @pastel_girl591 3 роки тому +39

      Uh huh I would be constantly asking him if I’m getting a new mum 😂😂😂😂

    • @Endergirl-xz7qi
      @Endergirl-xz7qi 3 роки тому +29

      Hopefully she don’t stumble upon this video 😅🤣

    • @galaxysober3468
      @galaxysober3468 3 роки тому +3

      Same 😭😭

    • @_acideyes_
      @_acideyes_ 3 роки тому +5

      I would too bro…..😰

  • @iklv07
    @iklv07 4 роки тому +906

    “Please I just want you to close your eyes”
    Me: Hope you don’t get MURDERED!

  • @chaotic_gacha_gods1985
    @chaotic_gacha_gods1985 5 років тому +917

    HOLY-DEMONITIZATION
    *Daz in background*
    "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH!!"

    • @sharlettmoll4173
      @sharlettmoll4173 4 роки тому +3

      I just texted this to a random number and they were like...uhh what...?

    • @menamanu
      @menamanu 4 роки тому +2

      lmfao so clever

    • @cheyanneswinton9719
      @cheyanneswinton9719 4 роки тому +5

      *When your laugh starts to sound like a flat tire cause it's **1:41** in the morning and you don't want to wake up anyone in the house*

  • @stunning_aura8992
    @stunning_aura8992 2 роки тому +112

    As a wattpader for about 7 years I've seen stuff like this too much at 3am 😃😭😩😂😂😭😂

    • @Valonty2
      @Valonty2 Рік тому +6

      Not it being 3am for me rn and I just got off wattpad 💀

  • @arieatscurry1138
    @arieatscurry1138 5 років тому +980

    “He was basically on his knees begging”
    Daz:Really, really, really, really, REALLY
    I WAS DYING😂😂😂

  • @skylersimmons7101
    @skylersimmons7101 6 років тому +5006

    “Daddy” I moan
    *GET OUT.. MY CAR*

  • @ryleigh1012
    @ryleigh1012 3 роки тому +2556

    “GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH” LMAOO I CANNOT-

  • @badkarma3708
    @badkarma3708 2 роки тому +26

    Can we talk about dazs reading voice it’s so calming

  • @iamtrash3748
    @iamtrash3748 5 років тому +5716

    Daz reading: “daddy I moan”
    Daz: GET OUT. MY CAR.
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stupidpansexual4446
    @stupidpansexual4446 5 років тому +2497

    “I’m not chubby...(long pause)... I’m plump” 😂😂honestly me tho

    • @плохой-щ3о
      @плохой-щ3о 4 роки тому +4

      MuTuAl ReSpeCt lol

    • @puca1595
      @puca1595 4 роки тому +17

      Your not a large you are an extra medium remember that you aren't fat

    • @stupidpansexual4446
      @stupidpansexual4446 4 роки тому +1

      Kelci Starr that’s not very nice of them

    • @Jmm385
      @Jmm385 4 роки тому +2

      Same 😂

    • @az2034
      @az2034 4 роки тому +2

      Larry shipper...?
      Can we be friends!

  • @whiteplayz7634
    @whiteplayz7634 4 роки тому +500

    Girl who wrote this: Jumps in Dazes cab and called him “daddy”
    Daz:”GEt oUT!!!! mY cAR!!!!!!

  • @私は神-i2k
    @私は神-i2k 2 роки тому +33

    When he said "get your hands off my dash!" I burst out laughing, idk why and I just kept replaying it

  • @tallulahB365
    @tallulahB365 4 роки тому +1833

    It was so funny when he went “I’m plump” that bit made me laugh so much! Love you so much Daz!!!!!! You always make me laugh!!!

  • @agirlwhosimpsforyato
    @agirlwhosimpsforyato 2 роки тому +583

    I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY COFFEE WHEN DAZ WAS PLAYING WITH HIS FINGERS. I LITERALLY CAN'T IT'S TOO FUNNY

    • @jem_jaqovich
      @jem_jaqovich Рік тому +8

      I READ THIS JUST AS THAT PART CAME ON LMAO

    • @agirlwhosimpsforyato
      @agirlwhosimpsforyato Рік тому +3

      @@jem_jaqovich LMAOO PERFECT

    • @jem_jaqovich
      @jem_jaqovich Рік тому +2

      @@agirlwhosimpsforyato FRRR

    • @kogalrise
      @kogalrise Рік тому +2

      ​@@jem_jaqovichHELP SAME

    • @jem_jaqovich
      @jem_jaqovich Рік тому +1

      THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS VIDEO/COMMENT I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO LMAOO@@kogalrise

  • @Katieeee18
    @Katieeee18 6 років тому +10224

    *im not chubby.. im plump*

    • @hannah_gal1632
      @hannah_gal1632 6 років тому +17

      Katie I

    • @simmerguy813
      @simmerguy813 6 років тому +54

      Exactly, Daz gets it. 😂

    • @lukesargent9413
      @lukesargent9413 6 років тому +31

      Stole my comment but it's all good, you got a good sense of humor like me ahahaha

    • @pip3759
      @pip3759 6 років тому +22

      Im seeing you everywhere,,,

    • @elliem1387
      @elliem1387 6 років тому +9

      Same 😂

  • @Tyler_2704
    @Tyler_2704 2 роки тому +2006

    I get 3rd hand embarrassment from seeing him read this- BUT ITS ALSO SO HILARIOUS 😭

  • @lxise_0fficial869
    @lxise_0fficial869 2 роки тому +11

    i love how daz can make uncomftble situations into funny situation in seconds

  • @static-scribblez
    @static-scribblez 3 роки тому +3628

    “I was gonna meet a chubby man in his 30s”
    Daz: **surprised Pikachu face**

  • @dannyboi1470
    @dannyboi1470 3 роки тому +2984

    Ive been so depressed lately. This guy just fucking cheered me up. I cant stop laughing

    • @mamaikea
      @mamaikea 3 роки тому +47

      Are you alright nowadays? I may not know who you are but I still want to check in on another person who’s struggling. :)

    • @cheddarcheesewoah
      @cheddarcheesewoah 3 роки тому +17

      Are you feeling even just a littlen big better now?

    • @tonythetford2549
      @tonythetford2549 3 роки тому +15

      Hey dude I get laughs too to check out where he does cooking simulator it will make you laugh your ass off

    • @kace2933
      @kace2933 3 роки тому +6

      Same but I hope your ok xx

    • @moongi852
      @moongi852 3 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @amra1181
    @amra1181 4 роки тому +704

    *when Daz fidgets his fingers*
    me waiting for my McDonald's be like-

  • @sleepyghosts
    @sleepyghosts 2 роки тому +37

    I swear these are so much funnier When someone reads it out loud😭😭😭💀

  • @dumbhoe6875
    @dumbhoe6875 5 років тому +730

    “Daz pushes me out of the car and watched me roll”

    • @demonqueen26
      @demonqueen26 5 років тому +6

      lord....that's funny stuff.

    • @laserdonkey6469
      @laserdonkey6469 5 років тому +20

      “I DIDNT RAISE YOU, I NEVER GROUNDED YOU, I DIDNT READ YA BEDTIME STORYS!”

    • @thehypeelevator4274
      @thehypeelevator4274 5 років тому +4

      That's what should have happened 😂😂

    • @professionaImoron
      @professionaImoron 4 роки тому +2

      *rolling noises*

    • @hasbrogrl74
      @hasbrogrl74 4 роки тому +2

      @@laserdonkey6469 " I am not your dad! Quit calling me daddy!" crying of laughter😂

  • @cherry-xz7jy
    @cherry-xz7jy 3 роки тому +1341

    As someone who reads wattpad fanfiction unironically, i can say that this isn’t the worst i’ve read/found
    There is some extremely disturbing things on wattpad

    • @daisydott
      @daisydott 3 роки тому +91

      Agreed. Fanfiction can get way weirder than this.

    • @itsukiackerman-yeager350
      @itsukiackerman-yeager350 3 роки тому +39

      i read alot of fanfiction... and this is one of the worse ones....

    • @nickixiusdangelolunala7779
      @nickixiusdangelolunala7779 3 роки тому +7

      @@daisydott yep

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 3 роки тому +37

      want to find weird ones? 1D is all I need to say, those ones are fucking weird.

    • @cherry-xz7jy
      @cherry-xz7jy 3 роки тому +30

      @@Ilivepuppys yupp, the worm fic has to be the weirdest 1D one i’ve come across.. also bands like panic! At the disco (milk fic), my chemical romance (glove fic) and twenty one pilots (forest fic) have really weird shit

  • @crimsonlacksoriginality9947
    @crimsonlacksoriginality9947 4 роки тому +4139

    Daddy has become so sexualized that I’ve started calling my dad “male parental unit”

    • @laibajubbein8745
      @laibajubbein8745 4 роки тому +249

      @@h1_k1ttyxx I call my dad, pops, but sometimes I do call him daddy bc in my eyes it's not sexual and shouldn't be sexual.

    • @number4xiuslunala698
      @number4xiuslunala698 4 роки тому +132

      I'm still calling my father daddy and dad. I really don't give a crap.

    • @chiarasible6610
      @chiarasible6610 3 роки тому +240

      I call my father "drug man that ran"

    • @chiarasible6610
      @chiarasible6610 3 роки тому +21

      @@h1_k1ttyxx 🙃

    • @alexsei3684
      @alexsei3684 3 роки тому +66

      Omg😂😂
      "Male Parental Unit"
      Why was my first thought Coneheads?😂

  • @r0ckz_st4r
    @r0ckz_st4r Рік тому +4

    I freaking love Daz. His videos helped me through some tough times and he’s literally to nice for this world.

  • @stella4thewin109
    @stella4thewin109 5 років тому +494

    Daz: “I don’t know why Daniel Smith is Mexican” as he says an Italian accent 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mcfoxduv7568
      @mcfoxduv7568 4 роки тому +6

      stella langton for me it was more Dracula

  • @rawrlasagna9847
    @rawrlasagna9847 5 років тому +1950

    HIS REACTION WHEN SHE CALLED HIM CHUBBY! 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @shinegamer1583
    @shinegamer1583 6 років тому +533

    "who am I?James bond?!!"
    I frickin died XD

    • @christianagius5167
      @christianagius5167 5 років тому +6

      The name's *Black* *DAZ BLACK*

    • @lulub517
      @lulub517 5 років тому +2

      Daz Black already sounds like a badass secret agent lol

  • @Blossom_girlxx
    @Blossom_girlxx 11 місяців тому +22

    IM DYING AGAIN WHEN HE WENT “sO IM sItTinG iN tHe coRnEr gOiNg 🤌👉🤚🫲🤏🫳🖐️🫱🫵🤙

  • @chang4190
    @chang4190 6 років тому +686

    *”WHEN YOU GET TO THE RESTAURANT IMA INSULT YOUR MAKEUP”*

    • @sydneyingram6406
      @sydneyingram6406 6 років тому +3

      Chen's Ah Waeee yesss

    • @caroverse3508
      @caroverse3508 6 років тому +5

      Woahhh armyyy

    • @Sunshi
      @Sunshi 6 років тому +6

      MOCHI OPPAR???😂😂😂

    • @Sunshi
      @Sunshi 6 років тому +2

      e l l e j o i LMAO.. IM JUST IMITATING THOSE KOREBOOS!😂😂😂😂

    • @Sunshi
      @Sunshi 6 років тому +1

      e l l e j o i THANKS!😂😂😂

  • @caitlinshanahan4159
    @caitlinshanahan4159 6 років тому +302

    Get your hands of my DASH

    • @imaunicorninhufflepuff112
      @imaunicorninhufflepuff112 5 років тому +4

      I have the same pineapple squishy look at my picture except mine made pink glasses

  • @neuroticgurl0295
    @neuroticgurl0295 5 років тому +343

    I _live_ for Daz’s female voice

  • @leahhancock8265
    @leahhancock8265 Рік тому +17

    "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH!" IM CRYING

    • @xmoonx344
      @xmoonx344 Рік тому +1

      GET😨YOUR😡HANDS👋OFF😤MY😠DASH😡JULIA🙄

  • @torakwolfproductions352
    @torakwolfproductions352 6 років тому +174

    "Get your hands off my DASH!"
    -Daz 2018

  • @kz5216
    @kz5216 4 роки тому +334

    “Beginning to think he’s crazy”
    DAZ: *laughs in pain and squeaks* yeah..

  • @DudelyHonored
    @DudelyHonored 5 років тому +197

    "Other than cooking curries, and watching my dog try to lick the hamsters face through the cage, nothing else happens at my house" 🙌 fav quote

    • @jennifersims1662
      @jennifersims1662 4 роки тому +2

      He should put it on a t-shirt 😂

    • @uprtr-um7ng
      @uprtr-um7ng 4 роки тому +2

      Just a pic of a terrified hamster with dog slobber on his face

  • @aksharav.2822
    @aksharav.2822 2 роки тому +7

    Moral of the story: some thoughts are meant to stay in your head especially this one

  • @marebear5422
    @marebear5422 6 років тому +1365

    WHAT A PLOT TWIST

    • @rainasingh5262
      @rainasingh5262 6 років тому +37

      im not ChUbbBy
      im plump

    • @poppyhundeparken8734
      @poppyhundeparken8734 6 років тому +2

      Gahahahahahahahha

    • @rvzxb
      @rvzxb 6 років тому +2

      😂

    • @eusexva
      @eusexva 6 років тому +3

      *T O P 1 0 M N I G H T S H A M A L Y I A N S T O R I E S*

  • @ddeonu9301
    @ddeonu9301 5 років тому +1367

    Wattpad fans will understand...
    What is like to fall at the black side of the app

  • @marlee3161
    @marlee3161 6 років тому +478

    Daz: “POODIE PIE GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR CHAIRS!”
    Me: HAHAHA IM DYING!😂🤣😂

    • @grapelycake715
      @grapelycake715 5 років тому +4

      IKR 😂😂

    • @magicalpixie710
      @magicalpixie710 5 років тому +5

      You forgot the "FUCK SAKE." At the end but I liked it anyways

  • @CHUNGXLEE
    @CHUNGXLEE 2 роки тому +40

    9:50 questioning himself what's wrong with him, like he's actually in the fanfiction...😂

  • @sungri2609
    @sungri2609 6 років тому +3296

    50 shades of Daz 😂😂😂

  • @lukesargent9413
    @lukesargent9413 6 років тому +540

    "I'm not chubby... I'm plump." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @duvvi3866
    @duvvi3866 3 роки тому +632

    “Welcome to the Dave Train, I’m your train driver Dave”
    I fell off my bed with laughter omfg

  • @alclarkson
    @alclarkson Рік тому +41

    "i'm not chubby.😠" "i'm plump😘" I LOST IT😭😭

  • @sapnapscumflavoredvape3669
    @sapnapscumflavoredvape3669 3 роки тому +9126

    Daz: I live alone
    Dazes daughter: BISH WHAT AM I A COCKROACH?

  • @breannalovelock6591
    @breannalovelock6591 6 років тому +334

    "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH!" 😂😂😂

  • @kkimikkoo7040
    @kkimikkoo7040 6 років тому +297

    Daz got so offended when it said “a little chubby man in his 30s”
    😂😂😂😂😂
    I CANT BREATHE IM DYING OF LAUGHTER OML

  • @Wqntobreak3
    @Wqntobreak3 Рік тому +6

    14:10 “it starts to go down hill” did not understand that until then

  • @sushiwise
    @sushiwise 6 років тому +2190

    Daz: whips out guitar *WOULD YOU LIKE A STEAK?~*
    Me: *D I E S O F L A U G H T E R*

  • @avocado-senpaim.3575
    @avocado-senpaim.3575 3 роки тому +444

    As a wattpad author, I only make fanfiction off of people that aren't real. Why? because I just feel like if it was me I wouldn't be c o m f o r t a b l e if its not with consent yk? So I never do real people. BUT I DO SHIP MYSELF WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS- moving on

    • @vesselphobia
      @vesselphobia 3 роки тому +9

      Me

    • @itsukiackerman-yeager350
      @itsukiackerman-yeager350 3 роки тому +37

      YEESSS i only read fanfictions abt fictional characters

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 3 роки тому +2

      The only fanfiction I read was about the walking dead game and they re-wrote the story to add in another child and kept another person alive for Lee's love interest. I thought that was okay since they aren't real people! This kind of one is weird!

    • @clayiscool8946
      @clayiscool8946 3 роки тому +6

      I mostly make fanfics about anime characers , my Oc's and myself

    • @opheliaorchid8966
      @opheliaorchid8966 3 роки тому +5

      I just make haikyuu stuff it's so strange people write about actual people- ಥ_ಥ

  • @mariamar2330
    @mariamar2330 5 років тому +186

    “Is that another fat joke?” He’s just so done 😂

  • @Emma_836
    @Emma_836 Рік тому +8

    14:29
    "Get your hands off my dash"

  • @naafimalik74
    @naafimalik74 6 років тому +281

    "I''m not chubby..... I'm plump" Daz black 2018

  • @Katieeee18
    @Katieeee18 6 років тому +725

    Daz's segways into promoting the merch is everything omg

  • @nalufanficisnowhere8651
    @nalufanficisnowhere8651 6 років тому +625

    "Get your hands off my dash" im dead 😂😂😂

    • @deeerobyt
      @deeerobyt 6 років тому +5

      Nalu fanfic is now here I thought he was gonna make a joke about the size of a dash -. Lol

    • @ksantos0511
      @ksantos0511 6 років тому +1

      DanPlaysGames me too 😂😂

    • @reasonstoeatcheese9039
      @reasonstoeatcheese9039 6 років тому

      ME TOO 😂😂

  • @PsychoCandyy
    @PsychoCandyy Рік тому +1

    Daz is the best person in the world. Even with my depression, he never fails to put a smile on my face. Thank you, Daz

  • @REXSKWONDO
    @REXSKWONDO 5 років тому +167

    " Excuse me, but are you Mr. Black? "
    Nobody’s ever called me that. *_I like it._*

  • @mandyfletcher7368
    @mandyfletcher7368 4 роки тому +170

    Daz needs to make merch that says: 'I'm not chubby. I'm plump.'
    I would buy it.

  • @victoriavenditelli347
    @victoriavenditelli347 6 років тому +206

    18:24 GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW!!!!
    Sorry that just reminded me of that.

  • @yoshie4242
    @yoshie4242 Рік тому +1

    There’s something about you that I think is really neat, and it’s something that I don’t see from a lot of other UA-camrs. It’s your ability to be genuinely funny. You don’t even have to try. I can’t recall a single time where I have watched one of your videos without laughing at least once. That takes skill.