Crowd spills family trauma to freestyle rapper | Chris Turner

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  • Опубліковано 26 бер 2024
  • These people have the most depressing rap suggestions! Standup comedian Chris Turner makes their crazy comments into an incredible freestyle rap.
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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    🔥 BEING THE FAVORITE CHILD 🔥
    🔥 MY PARENTS' MARRIAGE 🔥
    🔥 STD GRANDMA 🔥
    🔥 DROPPING THE FAMILY LASAGNA 🔥
    🔥 DEAD GERMAN SHEPHERD 🔥
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  • @deathbyscience42
    @deathbyscience42 Місяць тому +8

    I don't know why "I want to drop you on the floor like some lasagna" just killed me 🤣

  • @andreygareyev7813
    @andreygareyev7813 Місяць тому +48

    For the whole rap, for some reason, was focused on ladies on the left, evaluating the differences in their alcoholic intoxication

    • @colonelhuxley6412
      @colonelhuxley6412 Місяць тому +3

      that was a drunk-ass crowd

    • @theamazinghugo
      @theamazinghugo Місяць тому +13

      Man, the girl with the grey hoodie was really not impressed 😂

    • @elemkay5104
      @elemkay5104 Місяць тому +6

      @@theamazinghugo He got her to crack a few smiles at least!

    • @guesswho2827
      @guesswho2827 Місяць тому

      @@theamazinghugo looked like she just couldn't enjoy a night out ... Maybe it was planned to be a double date but her tinder hook up bailed (once he found out she tends to "peg" dudes) so she dressed down (as one does with out a date) and wanted to seem emotionless all night (as one might)...
      Not expecting; Chris to be good at what he does and she cracked a couple smiles, then she got back in character. *sad panda*
      Poor tinder Potential. At the very least he could've told the "boys" he got himself some Pirate sex. Came and went home with a peg .... leg lol

  • @adrianclark2734
    @adrianclark2734 Місяць тому +31

    I'm concerned for the girl to chris immediate right, the only time she properly laughed was at the statement "he ripped off a kids face" :'D like, she barely even smiled for the rest of the show, but that comment made her howl :'D

    • @Inertia888
      @Inertia888 22 дні тому

      Maybe she's an emotionally damaged comedian.

  • @Djent4life
    @Djent4life Місяць тому +13

    Chris you may have left our little Island, but i hope you can hear me laughing. Thanks.

  • @waynecarter2169
    @waynecarter2169 Місяць тому +16

    "I just want everyone to have fun tonight"
    "Pick a different subject then, overrule him"
    "Your family dog dying"
    That was her idea of fun??? WTF??? 😳😳😳

  • @Lizardmanisbest
    @Lizardmanisbest Місяць тому +6

    As an aspiring comedian and freestyle rapper, I absolutely love your style.
    Your crowd work is amazing and your rapier wit is evident and on display.
    Well done, sir.

  • @danf6975
    @danf6975 Місяць тому +13

    This is one of his many Great ones

  • @paulwhetstone0473
    @paulwhetstone0473 Місяць тому +8

    So well crafted, the way Chris circled back to the nursing home.

  • @magic_hotel
    @magic_hotel Місяць тому +9

    Nice! The musician even predicted the end of it. And Chris looked like a happy guy. Maybe the realization that his nursing home days might be filled with granny action.

    • @Inertia888
      @Inertia888 22 дні тому

      If they are anything like the bands that I have been in, they can probably give each other very subtle signals, that are nearly impossible for others to see, but very obvious to one another.

  • @christiaanbijzet9008
    @christiaanbijzet9008 Місяць тому +2

    Thank you! The suggestion method just stsys my favourite, it is so much fun seeing how you weave from one topic to another

  • @WH-hi5ew
    @WH-hi5ew Місяць тому +1

    Brilliant.... amazing talent to freestyle rap, combine subjects and make people laugh at the same time.

  • @RonaldMoD
    @RonaldMoD Місяць тому +2

    Every time! Just every time.

  • @GammaRays10
    @GammaRays10 Місяць тому +26

    Wonder if Red reads the all the comments about how shit his beats are.
    Obviously Chris doing miracles with what is given

    • @roeltz
      @roeltz Місяць тому +10

      I'm still watching the crowdwork part, and this saddens me in anticipation.

    • @lovienyoutube420
      @lovienyoutube420 Місяць тому

      what he said...☝

    • @PhatChin
      @PhatChin Місяць тому +2

      He's so bad... But this beat is actually one of his better attempts.

  • @stillmattwest
    @stillmattwest 20 днів тому

    This was so good it made my favorite child drop the lasagna and the dog keel over on the spot. Thank god we didn't have any seniors in the room when I played it. Shit could have gotten uncomfortable.

  • @bromie21
    @bromie21 Місяць тому +2

    so good!!

  • @ChucksDream
    @ChucksDream Місяць тому +2

    This was F in sweet!

  • @Deathst4lker
    @Deathst4lker Місяць тому +1

    Top drawer as always mate - proper banger!👊

  • @elishamorgan
    @elishamorgan Місяць тому +1

    Lyrical genius

  • @PhatChin
    @PhatChin Місяць тому +5

    *_Red's Beat Rating_*
    🌟🌟🌟⭐⭐
    One of his better attempts, I must say. Commendable effort.

  • @kirdot2011
    @kirdot2011 Місяць тому +4

    The girl in the corner was NOT impressed

    • @yggdrasil7942
      @yggdrasil7942 Місяць тому +1

      I haven't found anything funny yet either. I have found the Americans laugh at everything. Like every sentence.

  • @guesswho2827
    @guesswho2827 Місяць тому

    Tbh ... I feel that was your best flow in a minute brother (imo)... but I haven't been on line much so what do I know !?!? Lol
    Keep up the good work Chris !

  • @timdanielewski8036
    @timdanielewski8036 Місяць тому

    Spun gold out of shitty suggestions!!

  • @Aritro77
    @Aritro77 Місяць тому +4

    Chris is like a sculptor who has fashioned something fluid and elegant and intricate out of a beat that is an actual pile of shit.

  • @ChucksDream
    @ChucksDream Місяць тому +3

    Didnt actually mind this beat for once

  • @MeetConservatives
    @MeetConservatives Місяць тому +9

    The improvised beat was actually better this time.

    • @paulwhetstone0473
      @paulwhetstone0473 Місяць тому +1

      TBH, the beat was slightly better as it had some nice drum breaks which Chris got to play with.

  • @Krushard
    @Krushard Місяць тому

    The girl on the left is jealous a, lol. Not a single smile, no clap at the end, just staring at Chris like that could be me.

  • @aaronharris123
    @aaronharris123 Місяць тому

    You smashed it as always. Wasn't feeling the beat though felt it let you down

  • @user-cc8kb
    @user-cc8kb 2 дні тому

    The girl by the stage was not impressed.

  • @edgardner6798
    @edgardner6798 27 днів тому

    Why was that young lady so moody?

  • @merkymeadows
    @merkymeadows Місяць тому

    Unimpressed girl in the hoodie ruined the whole thing for me. It looks like she was trying to hold back her enjoyment on purpose out of fear of being judged for liking crude humor. Prudey Mc Pruderson. That! or She was just too drunk to keep up! Lmao

  • @redcapote4760
    @redcapote4760 2 дні тому

    This crowd was awful. Girl in the corner with her back to the wall looks pissed off the whole time, drunk Chlamydia guy is trying to make it about him as he keeps his arm around the girl he's trying too hard to impress... Chris couldn't get out of there fast enough.

  • @vegan678
    @vegan678 Місяць тому +3

    Chris you are brilliant but each time you ask someone "where is YOUR ACCENT from?" I die a little bit inside. Please sack up and ask "where are you from?". Keep the good stuff comin'. Daddy likey.

  • @Mr_Heller
    @Mr_Heller Місяць тому

    .

  • @Falconn000
    @Falconn000 Місяць тому +4

    This man's beats are terrible 99% of the times.

  • @jfluffydog2110
    @jfluffydog2110 25 днів тому

    The beat is so so bad