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  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +608

    Hi friends! You may have already donated money to support #BlackLivesMatter and related charitable causes - if not, or if you're in a position to give more, I recommend We The Protester's Campaign Zero. They're an organisation dedicated to police reform through data-driven policy solutions, and you can learn more and donate here: www.joincampaignzero.org/#vision - I'll be donating the ad revenue from this video to them, so as always, thank you for watching my silly raps.

    • @eziondmcofficially
      @eziondmcofficially 4 роки тому +9

      I love it bruh Ur so brilliant so smart so smooth damn...ur one of the most greatest freestyler I've ever seen

    • @beatsbyguillermo8802
      @beatsbyguillermo8802 4 роки тому +5

      Thanks for supporting the cause. Your flow is so effortless, how many years did it take you to get on this level?

    • @themoog924
      @themoog924 4 роки тому +82

      BLM isn't about defending black people Chris, it's about attacking white people like you. Anyone white person who gives them money should be ashamed of themselves.

    • @inarko
      @inarko 4 роки тому +55

      @@themoog924 Yeah, you are much smarter than us Chris, we all support equality. But please look into this, it's not a good cause.

    • @inarko
      @inarko 4 роки тому +23

      Also, I think you will be hard pressed finding someone actually supporting what happened to George. We should still be against rioting and looting.

  • @GorditaSlim
    @GorditaSlim 4 роки тому +877

    A freestyle rapping comedian, so it seems the youtube algorithm has figured out my weaknesses.

    • @ApplemaxxMusicMedia
      @ApplemaxxMusicMedia 4 роки тому +4

      A dope guy aswell

    • @firinne
      @firinne 3 роки тому +3

      I ain't sleeping on that name lol

    • @svenedelhauser5645
      @svenedelhauser5645 3 роки тому

      yea its like that, bro haha

    • @SavageRoosterOnThaLooster
      @SavageRoosterOnThaLooster Рік тому +4

      Never once cared that much for comedians or freestyle content on UA-cam, but somehow the UA-cam algorithm thought I needed it. I’m happy it did.

    • @andytraill
      @andytraill Рік тому +2

      We're all victims here.

  • @TheMrmoc7
    @TheMrmoc7 4 роки тому +2663

    This must be what if feels like to have 200 IQ.

    • @strbourne
      @strbourne 4 роки тому +86

      What happens if you use 100% of your brain?

    • @codemy666
      @codemy666 4 роки тому +139

      This is what it feels like to chew 5 gum

    • @FutureDocCroc
      @FutureDocCroc 4 роки тому +13

      AceCustomz 😂

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +330

      You are too kind, goodsir.

    • @aliasoma
      @aliasoma 4 роки тому +10

      @@strbourne You mean you aren't using 100% of yours?

  • @jayess8714
    @jayess8714 4 роки тому +825

    Um can we just talk about the fact that the break in the beat at 9:38 is when Chris stops to ask for the topic and he resumes rapping at the same time the beat kicks back 👌

    • @melonusk6120
      @melonusk6120 4 роки тому +20

      the DJ hold it for him ?

    • @laith8758
      @laith8758 4 роки тому +44

      @@melonusk6120 it's either that or he got the timing perfect, idk honestly

    • @Fleetato
      @Fleetato 4 роки тому +18

      the track started playing again there was no DJ holding it just someone queueing the song so the fact that he heard it replay and took that amount of time to ask about the topic what amazing

    • @jayess8714
      @jayess8714 4 роки тому +7

      @@melonusk6120 haha don't think there's a live DJ in a comedy club

    • @prolarious275
      @prolarious275 4 роки тому +3

      Why does it feel like this comment has a good flow for rapping😅

  • @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff
    @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 4 роки тому +764

    "It isn't homework when you're home and you jerk" - Chris Turner
    I love that line.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +77

      I LOVE IT TOO

    • @scottgarber8046
      @scottgarber8046 4 роки тому +43

      droppin life lessons in his bars with this one. my gpa woulda been soooo much better if i heard this years ago

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +37

      😂

    • @sammy45654565
      @sammy45654565 4 роки тому +3

      if u really loved it you'd listen propleh

    • @seanraines5871
      @seanraines5871 Рік тому

      @@scottgarber8046 lol

  • @EddieGeeTV
    @EddieGeeTV 4 роки тому +791

    PS: pornography being a HARD problem was a brilliant pun 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +66

      THANK YOU. Also @jimmi that's old school Chris knowledge

    • @rockwild737
      @rockwild737 4 роки тому

      Eh.

    • @jeffmcleod6042
      @jeffmcleod6042 4 роки тому +2

      @@ChrisPJTurner Oh shit - you're that guy?
      [runs and checks]
      Holy Crap! You are that guy! I just saw your clip again on my Facebook feed. Awesome - so glad you are still going!

    • @SnowbordrWRX
      @SnowbordrWRX 3 роки тому +2

      I'm thinking how to not get a paper cut while flipping the pages.... but then who reads magazines these days, with the free stuff on the internet, no one pays

  • @SiNFPVGUAM
    @SiNFPVGUAM 4 роки тому +628

    Racism and Sex... Sounds like a typical track...

  • @tomcarrow
    @tomcarrow 4 роки тому +302

    I'm a narcotics education teacher and I'd like you to rap about the safe use of crack.

    • @drewfrench5271
      @drewfrench5271 4 роки тому +15

      Lmaooooo bruh you got me good in the first half😂

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +139

      Before her suggestion, I hadn't even thought about contemporary sex ed focusing on porn, but it makes so much sense. My all boy's school sex ed was just 'here's how you put a condom on a banana, but don't worry, no ones going to have sex with you because you're all NERDS'

    • @vjuOG
      @vjuOG 4 роки тому +5

      @skOsH bro never do it

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +22

      an older and wiser friend of mine described to me the experience, which sounded wild, and then said exactly what you said - only do it once, because it's never as good again. (I have no intention to, I should add)

    • @xxsir_slackxx9091
      @xxsir_slackxx9091 4 роки тому

      @@GMak81 i mean you can make jokes if youre good enough but if anything these jokes here are mediocre

  • @TbagCentral
    @TbagCentral 4 роки тому +40

    "If we can drop the beat good sir" is one of the best quotes I've heard

  • @Fixdeman
    @Fixdeman 4 роки тому +218

    that flow you got in the 2nd part was crazy.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +19

      Thanks Erik! I was pretty pleased with that bit

    • @Funkytrip73
      @Funkytrip73 4 роки тому +10

      @@ChrisPJTurner I was about to post the same. Out of all the vids I 've seen on your channel, that changing the tire part must have been one of your best flows! Makes more than up for Kanye West part where I had the feeling your were 'searching' a bit if you feel what I mean :-P

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +16

      yeah, I'm not a fan of the kanye part either, i think it's because I was preoccupied with trying to remember what the next suggestion was, rather than just going with the flow

    • @bagpussmacfarlan9008
      @bagpussmacfarlan9008 4 роки тому +4

      @@ChrisPJTurner Seriously, the whole thing is genius...there's nothing not to be a fan of!

  • @gymnastoman1
    @gymnastoman1 4 роки тому +249

    Chris: “Changing a tire, or changing attire?”
    Me: “Bud, this is America, no one refers to clothes as “attire” here”

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +39

      What do they call them? Cool duds?

    • @gymnastoman1
      @gymnastoman1 4 роки тому +28

      Chris Turner “spiffy threads” if I’m not mistaken😄

    • @elucidate_sound
      @elucidate_sound 4 роки тому +2

      @@JoshuaaMS apparently gymnastoman1 does

    • @westonkenyonmusic
      @westonkenyonmusic 4 роки тому +5

      @@gymnastoman1 I've never heard "spiffy threads" in my life until now. More like "garments" or just "clothes."

    • @uaintrecognizemehoe8128
      @uaintrecognizemehoe8128 4 роки тому +3

      @@ChrisPJTurner lol American slang for clothes right now is "drip" for example "oh Jeremy has drip today"

  • @finlaynorton-lindsay7587
    @finlaynorton-lindsay7587 4 роки тому +52

    “If you could drop the beat good sir” is probably my favourite thing

    • @oneeco
      @oneeco 4 роки тому +6

      "Hello good sir! May I ask you 'Drop the beat' as the young fellows these days say? Many thanks in advance my good sir."

  • @thomasthespankengine3111
    @thomasthespankengine3111 4 роки тому +928

    Eminems been real quiet since this guy rolled along...

    • @aaroncookerly5766
      @aaroncookerly5766 4 роки тому +63

      Lol eminem would put this guy in a body bag if they battled.

    • @dialup5583
      @dialup5583 4 роки тому +26

      @@aaroncookerly5766 idk man. I think he would have Eminem on the back foot in total uninspired ego stroking territory. Like the guy with nothing left so he starts rapping about guns lol

    • @aaroncookerly5766
      @aaroncookerly5766 4 роки тому +17

      @@dialup5583 I really hope you're kidding.

    • @internetexplorer5286
      @internetexplorer5286 4 роки тому +27

      It’s so obvious that they are the same person

    • @alvarosanmartin296
      @alvarosanmartin296 4 роки тому +9

      The adventutes of moon man and slim?

  • @x1stval
    @x1stval 4 роки тому +107

    Imagine a wheelchair guy cutting past his line and he just starts to rap at him

    • @annabortion3702
      @annabortion3702 4 роки тому +1

      I’d do what ur profile pic is doing lmao

    • @ArschTeurer
      @ArschTeurer 4 роки тому +1

      @@annabortion3702 becoming a meme lord?

  • @gutz323
    @gutz323 3 роки тому +23

    This guy seems to be fairly big in the states doing the circuits. He should come back home, he could be a massive star on the comedy gameshow circuit, especially shows like QI. He is highly intelligent, skillful and funny, it is strange how he is not that well known in the UK.

  • @IncompleteTheory
    @IncompleteTheory 4 роки тому +64

    As a non-native speaker I probably don't get even a third of the whit in those raps but I sure enough enjoy them massively. As well as the collection of suggestions, which are super hilarious too: even though I don't know any of the people in the room it often feels like I'm part of the show for a moment. Brilliant job and big thanks for uploading!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +18

      Thanks! That's lovely to hear. If you don't already, make sure you use the subtitles on each video - I know they don't explain the references but I hope they prove useful for deciphering my occasionally opaque british accent.

    • @samurai2emporor
      @samurai2emporor 4 роки тому +6

      As a non-native speaker? Sure could'a fooled me. Brilliant use of language, bravo.

    • @ArschTeurer
      @ArschTeurer 4 роки тому +3

      I'm a non-native speaker as well and I really enjoy those, everytime I learn new (British) English vocabulary like "attire" or "morgue". You won't hear some of these too often in a usual conversation :D

  • @iqmikyt1360
    @iqmikyt1360 4 роки тому +167

    Me looking for a vid before I eat: .....
    Chris turner: uploads a vid
    Me: I love the timing

    • @MrBlues113
      @MrBlues113 4 роки тому +5

      The algorithm works in mysterious ways

    • @OrnateOwl
      @OrnateOwl 4 роки тому +3

      Watching and eating during this video. Cummy!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +13

      I too like 10-15 min videos that you can watch while enjoying lunch

  • @zenogos4200
    @zenogos4200 4 роки тому +387

    Have you considered America's Got Talent? That would be hilarious if you were on it.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +388

      they've asked me for the last two seasons. not my cup of tea

    • @zodinpuiaralte8118
      @zodinpuiaralte8118 4 роки тому +21

      nice like your style

    • @UAGoWSuplexer
      @UAGoWSuplexer 4 роки тому +6

      @@ChrisPJTurner you should try it atleast one bigger

    • @nomirodin
      @nomirodin 4 роки тому +11

      @@ChrisPJTurner you missing out on a nice cup

    • @new_ale
      @new_ale 4 роки тому +27

      @@ChrisPJTurner i agree, you'd get recognition but lose style points for a lot of fans. btw you blow my mind every video; general knowledge is unmatched

  • @NimW
    @NimW 4 роки тому +419

    Love how you worked "changing attire" in but forgot the "changing a tire" suggestion

    • @tlee656
      @tlee656 4 роки тому +7

      Must not have caught the end of the video. He did get to it, right before the sex ed teacher.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +105

      I think my brain was like, 'well I've said all the things they suggested, so that's me done'. Also, glad you caught the changing attire pun.

    • @tlee656
      @tlee656 4 роки тому +1

      @Memesupreme 10:15

    • @hccnathaniel
      @hccnathaniel 4 роки тому +38

      Even raps his replies - amazing!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +25

      I had not noticed that, good spot!

  • @pabloalves438
    @pabloalves438 4 роки тому +22

    Chris, your calm state of emotions during your free style rap is worth appreciation, once majority of free style rappers show signs of nervousness.
    Great job comrade!✌

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +4

      Thanks Pablo! Gotta stay calm to keep that flow state :)

  • @joshuaread1563
    @joshuaread1563 Рік тому +2

    What I love most about this is first how he’s bringing rap to people of all stripes to enjoy who may have a negative opinion of rap culture without really knowing anything about it. Second I think it highlights to people who say “it’s not music because they don’t even play instruments” that there is a ton of skill involved for those who do it well and at the end of the day it’s all art. Great job Chris, so many kids have your dream and you are showing them it’s possible in a totally unique way.

  • @Yolomcswaggins6969
    @Yolomcswaggins6969 4 роки тому +6

    Can we just talk about the fact that Chris takes the time out of his day to respond to so many comments in a way I don't know of any UA-camr of even 1/10th the size does. You make great videos, and your community engagement is amazing.

  • @finalxgohan1
    @finalxgohan1 3 роки тому +16

    His rapping skill is insanely cool, and his jokes are funny as hell. He can probably start his own show and music label all at the same time. Amazing human being! Thank you for bringing laughter into my life.

  • @MohammedAli-fh2ed
    @MohammedAli-fh2ed 4 роки тому +13

    "To talk about the ladies would not be fair in your eyes " *GODDAMN*

  • @bobboy5508
    @bobboy5508 3 роки тому +7

    Greatest ending line ever. “It would not be fair IN you’re eyes. This as the best for me. Loved it.

  • @ManssuJR
    @ManssuJR 4 роки тому +13

    Awesome show again! I was so hyped when saw youre coming to Helsinki (Finland) but then Corona and so.. Hope Ill see you live some day

    • @iqmikyt1360
      @iqmikyt1360 4 роки тому +2

      He goes live on Saturday 1pm PST

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +1

      Still waiting on final confirmation on those shows! They'll be rearranged if they can't happen this sept :)

  • @MagiFeesh
    @MagiFeesh 4 роки тому +143

    By the time you probably formed a few ideas on what to say Ive already forgotten the first suggestion ^^'

    • @beatsbyguillermo8802
      @beatsbyguillermo8802 4 роки тому +9

      lots of practice and at some point it will be more or less automatic. He's said it himself, the more you actively think about what you're about to say, the less likely youll succeed.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +24

      🤪 All I'm thinking about when I get the suggestions is trying to remember them, the rap doesn't come until the beat drops - @Guillermo is right about not actively thinking.

    • @MagiFeesh
      @MagiFeesh 4 роки тому +8

      @@ChrisPJTurner if its mandatory not not actively think I should be the greatest rapper of all thyme :D

    • @tychodancer
      @tychodancer 4 роки тому +3

      Bro he really flexin on us now. he said not only does he remember but he doesn't even think about it. he just goes off lol.

    • @ApplemaxxMusicMedia
      @ApplemaxxMusicMedia 4 роки тому

      Hmmmm I forgot

  • @knoopi74
    @knoopi74 4 роки тому +40

    Damn when i see this guy i feel like im using only 0,001 percent of my brain.

    • @rumblinstillkid2023
      @rumblinstillkid2023 4 роки тому +1

      Definitely if that's how you use decimal points

    • @mitzekatze8315
      @mitzekatze8315 3 роки тому

      @@rumblinstillkid2023 In my country it's correct

  • @funkknob
    @funkknob 4 роки тому +71

    Oh Chris, why did you keep this one from us for so long...!

    • @Jay_Sullivan
      @Jay_Sullivan 4 роки тому +2

      He’s taking advantage of the George Floyd situation, while seemingly suggesting that Republicans are immoral. I love irony!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +39

      Good question! I rarely post the ones from this room of the club, as the sound is bad, the picture isn't great, and it takes a lot more work to edit to make it listenable. As the lockdown has meant I'm not able to do shows for the foreseeable future, I've been looking back through my archive of recordings, and this one seemed to be 🔥 enough to bypass the sound concerns. @Jay is a tad off the mark - I had this video lined up to post regardless of the protests, and wondered whether I should post it or not. In the end, I decided it was a relevant way to use my platform to raise some money and encourage donations to a very worthy cause.

  • @ashleys6498
    @ashleys6498 4 роки тому +36

    I think this is one of your best!! And that beat works really well with your style of rap

  • @isaacstevens1912
    @isaacstevens1912 4 роки тому +6

    Wowwww, the flow on the "changing a tire" section was sick! Some of the fastest lines I've heard from you yet! You just keep getting better, good sir

  • @richparker3815
    @richparker3815 4 роки тому +75

    Chris, this is sick, and genius; the smoothness of your riff and your voice have a flow on this rap that I don't think I've ever heard you achieve before; such a creative element, mixed with the best of self-deprecating British humour, satire, historical accuracy and respectful comedy-handling of a truly loaded suggestion. I didn't think you could get any better, but you continue to prove me wrong, and I'm so happy for that; what a credit to the comedy circuit you are sir. I was gutted to miss out seeing you live in Copenhagen, after the concerts had to be cancelled, but seeing this somehow secures me in the knowledge that when I do get to witness this truly amazing talent that you have sculpted, and continue to refine, the wait will be more than worthwhile, and you will be better and more erudite than ever. Thank you so much for enriching the scene, and crafting a niche for yourself which is truly unique, and always a positive joy to behold. Much love and respect from an ex-pat English teacher living in southern Sweden.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +8

      Thanks Rich, this is such a nice, thoughtful comment! I really appreciate it. RE Copenhagen - I've not been told they've been cancelled, and last time I spoke to the promoters they still expected them to go ahead with modifications! If they don't happen this Sept, I would expect them to be rearranged, and I'll be there!

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 4 роки тому

      @@ChrisPJTurner I just found you tonight.... at 9 pm... its now midnight
      and the time flew. I'll be back at it tomorrow til I see them all. sharing with
      everyone I know. this rap was a minefield and you danced right across it.
      I am officially impressed. uncanny. never saw anything like it. Please keep
      going.

  • @MrLynksys1000
    @MrLynksys1000 4 роки тому +2

    i got an RTJ music video as an ad before this video. 2 great raps for the price of one. Also, those Kanye references were spot on.

  • @hawk8898
    @hawk8898 4 роки тому +14

    This guy must always have the right thing to say in every situation

  • @thunderstrike6993
    @thunderstrike6993 4 роки тому +2

    "If we could drop the beat, good sir" 5:42 honestly expected more of this XD

  • @nickisuhl
    @nickisuhl 4 роки тому +17

    Nice to see the first use of that beat.
    Holy cow, I cracked up over that turn on the wheelchair part. You did good to make it worse. I feel bad for laughing though. xD

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +4

      Thanks Nicki! I think I was at a point where I had to push it so far into absurdity to show it was tongue in cheek

    • @nickisuhl
      @nickisuhl 4 роки тому +1

      @@ChrisPJTurner Definitely, I think it was the best you could do. Well done!

  • @WheelzOH
    @WheelzOH 4 роки тому +4

    😂😂😂 that wheelchair comment though (i’m in a chair and hell yeah if we cut in don’t let us 😂)

  • @ry_man
    @ry_man 4 роки тому +4

    if you think you can do this, you cant. it takes skill, guts and confidents. respect to you my fellow brit. your stage presence and control is something only time and errors can create

  • @stormy5377
    @stormy5377 4 роки тому +5

    I’m just thinking, "you never see this anywhere else" except after you post it to UA-cam lol.

  • @robbswain
    @robbswain 3 роки тому +4

    the wheelchair part made me spit out my coffee... the coffee was really hot but the rap was straight fire. fucking dying laughing here.

  • @H3iMda11_G0d
    @H3iMda11_G0d 4 роки тому +5

    Epic mate!!! Can't wait to see one of your shows!

  • @paulnone9984
    @paulnone9984 2 роки тому +3

    Love the raps as usual. You're quite amazing at it and have watched many videos. One thing to mention about the racism bit, a lot of people seem to have this ignorance that America is somehow racist when it's literally the least racist country in the world. America was the one to abolish slavery in America and there is literally still slavery in Africa of blacks owning blacks, but the media loves to keep "racism" on life support by talking about things or making things up that actually aren't even an issue. Just remember, there are always those who are in power that want us divided and arguing amongst ourselves.

  • @ferccini
    @ferccini 4 роки тому +8

    THIS GUY IS A LEGEND. NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE HIS ABILITY. CRAAAZZY

  • @fortunetkmajawala5840
    @fortunetkmajawala5840 4 роки тому +4

    Hats off for this guy ,some of the rappers cannot even write lines that you spit freely

  • @jamespeacock8019
    @jamespeacock8019 2 роки тому +3

    I was lucky enough to catch Chris at a local comedy night in Wilmslow in 2010 (maybe 2011) and knew straight away that he was going to be massive. His rap was sensational and his puns just as good. Personal favourite - the one about XXX Roman plays. Turned out it was just 30 Roman plays.

  • @arcadiagreen150
    @arcadiagreen150 4 роки тому +3

    Nobody seems to know that black folks chose February for black history month. Imagine having a month ABOUT your history, but not even know about the history of the month.

  • @ChillinWithBrody
    @ChillinWithBrody 4 роки тому +6

    Chris Turner VS Harry Mack Rap Battle. Must make it happen

  • @aannurag
    @aannurag 4 роки тому +3

    This was the second video I saw after "One liner comedian" in 2013. Gaddemn brother, that's some mad skill.

  • @joemagicstr8zzz
    @joemagicstr8zzz Рік тому +1

    I had to pause the video to come here. I APPLAUD his admittance of not knowing enough about racism to rap about it - in his own rap. Super awesome! So talented!

  • @qualitycontenteveryday6288
    @qualitycontenteveryday6288 4 роки тому +5

    “It’s not homework when you’re home and you jerk” Bars

  • @glittalogik
    @glittalogik 4 роки тому +3

    Man the audio quality on this one is a tragedy but I'm so glad you posted it, easily one of your best! Straight fire from first bar to last 🔥

    • @XEinstein
      @XEinstein 4 роки тому +1

      Get a decent set of headphones tgen: the audio quality was pretty good from my cans

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому

      The sound quality from this room of the club is always dodgy, I spend a bunch of time editing to make it acceptable and it's still pretty awful - there's a ground hum that just persists, and it's hard to cut out without ruining my vocals. It's the reason I rarely post vids from this room, they have to be real fire for me to bother, so I'm glad you thought that!

  • @jeztickles4361
    @jeztickles4361 4 роки тому +4

    We wanna see Chris Turner vs Harry Mack

  • @EddieGeeTV
    @EddieGeeTV 4 роки тому +12

    Never disappoints bro 🤣😂💥 both the comedic start up and the raps are always clean haha keep it up, much love from Mexico

  • @matthewlawrence6750
    @matthewlawrence6750 Рік тому +1

    I never use this phrase as an American, but "you are simply brilliant mate."

  • @FThomist
    @FThomist 4 роки тому +6

    Absolutely awesome. One of your best yet!

  • @jchzzeemp594
    @jchzzeemp594 3 роки тому +1

    Super nailed this one. Blasting the wheel chair kid was perfect comedy

  • @TheMediaMakerYT
    @TheMediaMakerYT 4 роки тому +4

    This was impressive.
    The wheelchair part was freaking hilarious lol

  • @boogieman1414
    @boogieman1414 2 роки тому +5

    Amazing work!! I’ve been laughing my ass off all day enjoying your talent. You’ve gained another sub, so please keep bringing the excellence!

  • @jessechase6768
    @jessechase6768 4 роки тому +5

    Chris, you're a genius. Not many people can do what you do.

  • @JUNIMAN1994
    @JUNIMAN1994 4 роки тому +2

    The fact that he forgot and had to ask for one suggestions makes me think he might actually be human after all

  • @TomaszStachewicz
    @TomaszStachewicz 4 роки тому +17

    the one about people cutting in line left me in tears 😂

  • @boneheadbill9976
    @boneheadbill9976 4 роки тому +1

    The look at you back of the queue line had me dying. I actually busted out laughing slapping the table 😂😂

  • @christiang-berg8490
    @christiang-berg8490 4 роки тому +5

    My spontaneous reaction is to say that this is my favourite - but at the same time I realize that almost every one is my favourite ;D

  • @CraftyChicken91
    @CraftyChicken91 4 роки тому +1

    The part with the wheelchair was actually raw as fuck.
    Real visual.

  • @alltaken0
    @alltaken0 4 роки тому +29

    Have a go fund me to go against Eminem?

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +30

      🤪 hello i am raising money to get trashed on an international stage

    • @rhymas4334
      @rhymas4334 4 роки тому +3

      Facts 😆😆

    • @55AW55
      @55AW55 4 роки тому +3

      He’s good but c’mon, he’s no Eminem

    • @niclee1863
      @niclee1863 4 роки тому

      His knees aren’t weak..

  • @Bennn2013
    @Bennn2013 4 роки тому

    And there it is. The FIRST time I have ever seen you forget a topic. Damn...what a streak from these youtube vids! Great content, love it all

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +2

      😝 it usually only happens when I've had a beer (what a surprise!) - I also go through streaks where I'm more forgetful, it's odd. Glad you enjoy my work!

  • @morbidmarz3710
    @morbidmarz3710 4 роки тому +4

    Him: "this is an on the spot performance, no one will ever see this again"
    Me: *months later on youtube* 👁️👄👁️

  • @Mixwell1983
    @Mixwell1983 4 роки тому +2

    Did you get your rhyme cadence from Supanatural? Your guys freesytle patterns are quite similar. He does routines where people hold up items and he raps about em. He's one of the best freestyle emcees and i think holds the title on longest freestyle.

  • @YGnoRMSter
    @YGnoRMSter 4 роки тому +9

    once more absolutely insane work, man. you mastered that stuff for real. keep on rocking, chris! greets from germany

  • @AliXioN96
    @AliXioN96 3 роки тому +2

    That joke about black history month getting an extra day was amazing XD. I think they didn't get it.

  • @kirsnotcurse
    @kirsnotcurse 3 роки тому +4

    Sir, you should be in Hamilton 😭✋🏼

  • @grottenolm8514
    @grottenolm8514 3 роки тому +2

    Chris, I thank the UA-cam Gods for discovering you. Love your art. You are another kind of artist. I love your genuine kindness und pay tribute to you unbelievable width of knowledge. I am a German and dig german HipHop. I rarely seen anyone pulling this speed and precise use of language. Keep up your fantastic work.

  • @pineapples4106
    @pineapples4106 4 роки тому +6

    Attire changing joke went right on over their heads

  • @curbyourshi1056
    @curbyourshi1056 Рік тому

    No "uh, yeah, um, yeh yeah yeah, um uh" whatsoever, straight in and no irrelevant words for rhyming purposes. Would love to see him in a battle.

  • @mahirazim3027
    @mahirazim3027 4 роки тому +5

    Hi I would really love to see subtitles in these freestyles

  • @aarontighe553
    @aarontighe553 4 роки тому +2

    LMFAO holy crap I'm in a wheelchair and I was crying that was so funny

  • @bobbyamos2098
    @bobbyamos2098 4 роки тому +2

    Do you understand how hard this is to do! This talent is equivalent to making it in sports on a professional level. Not many can do it.

  • @illypziz...6800
    @illypziz...6800 4 роки тому +1

    I have avoided/evaded his work for a good while...not NECESSARILY on purpose, but low-key this dude is on point. . .
    As an American, I am always fascinated with the way English build the syllables. He's nerdy no doubt and he is clever and has respectable bars...
    Like this fsho

  • @malkiepearse3287
    @malkiepearse3287 4 роки тому +4

    Talented. Wheelchairs and changing tyres though? You should of spun them together and rolled with that.

    • @funkworthrollin4959
      @funkworthrollin4959 4 роки тому +1

      I'd roll with that.

    • @ameliam7898
      @ameliam7898 4 роки тому +1

      Malkie Pearse hindsight be #2020 of course ;)

    • @malkiepearse3287
      @malkiepearse3287 4 роки тому

      @@ameliam7898 rear view life mirrors are a thought caught in the past.

  • @Avtarion
    @Avtarion 3 роки тому

    I always wondered how you wopuld manage a situation in which you forget a suggestion, man that was really great!!!

  • @ChucksDream
    @ChucksDream 4 роки тому +17

    Ive said this numerous times.... chris is a genius

    • @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff
      @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 4 роки тому +1

      And you were correct every time. Go you!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 роки тому +4

      Thank you! Shall print this comment out and send it to my mum.

  • @pavkr6517
    @pavkr6517 4 роки тому +2

    You killed it. I am more and more impressed every single video that comes out.

  • @vriza6943
    @vriza6943 4 роки тому +10

    He said "😎"

  • @stillmattwest
    @stillmattwest 7 місяців тому

    How is it that every video I see from this guy is better than the last one? Genius. He’s a f**king genius.

  • @davidyates9313
    @davidyates9313 4 роки тому +3

    just as a weird turn of events, i was raised in a funeral home as well lol

  • @jackydukecervantes
    @jackydukecervantes 3 роки тому

    You should make a streaming or live video to get the suggestions and make a rap of them. That would be cool yo !

  • @7770robi
    @7770robi 4 роки тому +4

    Chris!!!! Be careful, because you are on 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @zottel393
    @zottel393 4 роки тому +1

    Every time I see a video of you, I feel like the dumbest person in the world. How is it possible to create meaningful and funny sentences in such a short time? Great talent, keep up the good work man.

  • @Manusmusic
    @Manusmusic 4 роки тому +8

    That was so good! Solid shit

  • @DarkMarc009
    @DarkMarc009 4 роки тому

    This Kid Is Better Than 99.9% of The Main Stream Rappers Right Now..... They Somehow All Sound The Same, Then When You Try To Focus On What They Are Actually Saying, You Hear It Again And Are Like wtf? They Don't Say Anything That Makes Any Kind of Sense Outside A Bar or Two..... Chris Turner Much Respect!

  • @SteveJoneshorror
    @SteveJoneshorror 4 роки тому +10

    the 'attire' line at the start deserved more

  • @RaveKev
    @RaveKev 4 роки тому

    OMG! That was soooo good!
    You are the first youtuber i check each day for new uploads..

  • @stickersamurai2272
    @stickersamurai2272 4 роки тому +6

    The day I re-realized hip hop is not just mainly about rhyming and punchlines. it’s about growing up poor, oppressed, and turning to nothing to but the open arms of the culture, real talk

  • @laughingkars889
    @laughingkars889 4 роки тому +2

    Love how the self love came straight from kanye. Genius 🏅

  • @Glaz024
    @Glaz024 3 роки тому +3

    Me sitting here like wish she was my teacher
    Iam addicted

  • @noirberries
    @noirberries Рік тому

    his rapping voice is deeper than his speaking voice, its like he suddenly changes into a diff person. again, i m amazed that he is rhyming without any cussing.

  • @patrykstachowicz
    @patrykstachowicz 4 роки тому +5

    Amazing, and the last pun . . . good old days, ay Chris :D Cheers mate . . . and you can't spell Donald without the D, cause he is one :D Cheers

  • @roadtothevictoryguy5929
    @roadtothevictoryguy5929 4 роки тому

    Not even one video went with a lack of a like.
    Your rap keeps a day with a positive vibe.
    Your knowledge of history and overall topics is insane,
    I should watch another video because it really entertains! 🤙🍻👍

  • @ThaOneBigAndSmallOne
    @ThaOneBigAndSmallOne 4 роки тому +3

    Dude be killin it 💯

  • @jayhaines8922
    @jayhaines8922 2 роки тому +1

    The irony of a British man condemning the history of American racism is hilarious