British Dude raps about the CRAZIEST things
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- Опубліковано 28 січ 2020
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British Comedian and Rapper, Chris Turner takes suggestions from a live audience and absolutely SLAYS an insane off the dome dope freestyle rap about:
🔥 PRUNO 🔥
🔥 TSA REFORM 🔥
🔥 SEX IN SPACE 🔥
🔥 WHERE'S WALDO? 🔥
🔥 THE KIDS THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT IN CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY 🔥
Get this guy on Sway in the Morning!
Beat: 'Afrobeat x Wizkid Instrumental' - Bakery Beats • [Free] UK Afrobeat x W...
Recorded at the Comedy and Magic Club, Hermosa Beach, CA.
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Still better lyricism than most of today's mainstream rap
Where tf is your mustace.
Nop
Much much better. If you listen to the latest American hip-hop hits, many of them fail to rhyme more than 50% of the time. Not to mention that the lyrics are also often non-sensical.
Agreed
i've finally found you once more and this time it's not on an anime channel
“I just slayed that, it was too easy gimme another one... “
Chris you are in a league of your own, sir.
league of legends
How tf do you remember all the characters from Charlie and the chocolate factory? Just that is a feat in and of itself
Also fuck grandpa Joe
I *think* I did them in the right order too...maybe
Did you read the book instead of just see the movie? That's probably another way
@Sycopomp there are many ways to remember all sorts of things, both concrete abstract.
For instance, once can use a mind palace.
In Chris's case, he can easily make a poem with all the character names and important actions in the movie script along with the names of movie director, producer, etc. The key is to learn how to learn. Remember (no pun), different people can memorize information in different ways. Use what's best suited for you (visual/auditory/kinesthetic).
Google "mnemonic techniques" for more about the subject.
@@johnsonaxel8784 these are definitely valid ways of learning, but not how I do it :P
Charlie: Why is the elevator made of glass Mr Wonker?
Mr Wonker: *So they can watch* 😈
very good
Lmfao brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆
"Drop that beat good sir", I love that catch phrase of yours.
it definitely is a catchphrase
I wait for it every video 😂 I love it in that accent
@@ChrisPJTurner put it on a t-shirt! :)
@@kristinn79 100% needs to be a t-shirt.
“Right through the roof, into space, and what would they do there, come in his face!”
Chris that was your best transition to date, and you absolutely know it you cheeky lyrical mastermind.
You obviously didn't see his rap in germany with "let me peru-ve it to you"
@@tookoko2488 Haha I've seen all of them, that one was a classic as well. It's impossible to actually choose just one :P
The peru-ve manouv was one of the best ever fam
@@katieee4915 The Germany one: ua-cam.com/video/Hq1ZNR6tWUk/v-deo.html
The kids that didn't make it in Willy Wonka may be my favourite suggestion XD
It was so good!!!
@@ChrisPJTurner Definitely better than "16th century crop rotation" in my view!! Another top performance Mr Rap Meister!
Starting to actually get angry Chris isn’t mega famous yet. Where’s his knighthood?
I WOULD BLOODY LOVE A KNIGHTHOOD
@@ChrisPJTurner I think that theres somewhere you can buy a certificate for knighthood for like $30
@@jeremiahharris2403 Sealand sell them, but I'll hold out for a real one
@@ChrisPJTurner Fair enough
@@ChrisPJTurner Your chance of a Knighthood probably declined considerably after the line "That's not what we asked you, senile Queen, it doesn't make sense, have some Poutine" Lol :)
I really like the way you edited this video. You've leveled up your game!
Thank you! youtube ad money helped me get a new laptop, final cut pro and a lil camera. it's nice to put it back in to making the videos a bit more fun. hopefully there'll be some more viral ones and I can just pay a crew with 6k cameras to follow me round :P
@@ChrisPJTurner It doesn't go unnoticed! Amazing talent, great channel, and it's only getting better. Can't wait for you to blow
@@ChrisPJTurner I tell everyone I know about these videos. The talent, entertainment and intelligence is just outstanding.
@@ChrisPJTurner come to Portsmouth, UK. I'd love to see you live
Chris I like how you listen to your last fan and implemented the camera panning to the audience
always keen to make the videos better - we're trying to get cameras installed in the club so there can be some nice fixed shots rather than the current 'roving around during the rap' arrangement
Chris Turner thanks Chris appreciate you listening to your fan base, you are quite the gentleman indeed...love this channel! But I do like these video shot adjustments- like wine, your videos get better with age. Perfection doesn’t happen overnight right
Having the subjects in the bottom left is a nice touch. Also that transition from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to sex in space was masterful!
Glad you liked it!
"UK, Well, technically Europe"
You haven't been home in a while eh?
😂😂😂
Love what you do.
Still Europe, geographically.
Also, still EU until 31 December 2020.
Chris, go for a world record! You should have an assistant who takes suggestions as you rap. When he writes them on a white board, you change the topic. Just do it for like an hour or however long you can. That would be an insane world record.
Taking another suggestion mid rap shows how good you actually improvise. I always thought you thought out the rap as you took suggestions.
that's a good point, it does demonstrate that! I don't think of rhymes when I'm getting the suggestions - I'm only focusing on making the act of getting suggestions as funny as I can, otherwise it could get tedious for the crowd. the rap itself is all thought up microseconds before I say it.
I figured most people assumed that. I assume he repeats the suggestions as a way to remember them.
Chris Turner it blows my mind that a brain can be tuned to develop a skill an work like this on the fly..
When you analyse the process Theres a few Dots to connect here not just making the words rhyme but making them tie in having them follow a theme making it funny and make sense while working to the beat and timing an add to the fact remembering the points to rhyme about..alot of processing to program a mind to zen
I hope eminem sees this an adopts you like dre did him
Audience member "NO TSA"
Christopher "alright OSAMA"
lol
Im so honored 🙏you used my beat🙌 hands down ..your not human bro! That was insane!
Dude honestly...this is the best so far. With the addition at the end, randomly picks a topic and instantly starts rapping. The speed of the song...WHAAAAAT?! Just take all the money! Genius! =)
I'm not sure what's more impressive- you're freestyle skills or your vast knowledge or friggin EVERYTHING so you can freestyle about literally anything! Either way, bravo good sir! 👏
Insane impro on hardcore gaming, oh wait..all are impro .. !
hehe
I’ve been watching you for a long time now and I’m actually so impressed Chris, it’s crazy how far you’ve come from when you started (obviously you were good then, but the level of talent you have been putting out lately is incredible). Thanks for all the amazing entertainment you have provided us with.
TOP QUALITY RAP, one of my favourites now. Keep it up Chris, your really good.
Thank you for putting the word/topic you’re rapping about on screen. Helps out a lot!
Love this guy world needs more just like him
Zero dislikes and 1000 likes so far?!? That’s should tell you something Chris. Props to you Chris.
Amazing as always!
Putting the suggestions up on the screen was a great touch.
My favorite so far! So many amazing punchlines.
I like the format that the topics are shown and the additional look of awes from the audience :)
Thanks for adding the rap topics in text during the rap itself!
Keep up the great work man !!! Can’t get enough of your videos !!!! You’re the man !!!!
It’s good to have the subject on the screen as you go Chris, another awesome rap dude
Best freestyle rap i hear so far. You are smszingly talented!
I've gotten to a point where I just upvote Chris' videos before I even watch them - This guys is a fucking legend
getting the audience reaction is a SUPER nice touch, definitely going to blow up
Killed it Chris.
Love that u needed to add another cause u felt it was too short
Amazing!! As always sir!!
Love to get to see the crowds reactions, more of that please
Chris you're insane!! I can't explain how you remember so many things 😂you're nuts! Awesome video as always ❤️
Thanks Gabriele!
Always amazing!
CHALLENGE! ‘The Kids that didn’t make it in Willy Wonka’ is my favourite suggestion from this rap, but can you figure out my favourite line? Comment with your guess!
Chris Turner just wanted to say that you absolutely crushed this one… Keep up the good work good sir
That transition to Sex in Space was amazing
Thank you! I was v proud of that bit
Even though willywonka didn’t invite him,
he just says iM GoNnA gO aNd diVe iN
That line was nice 😂
Spewing that i missed your shows in Australia.. i couldnt remember the wonka kids if i tried and you rattled them out in rhyme in machine gun fashion
This just hit my feed, and I love this dudes ability-- what a skill!
I've watched a lot of your vids, and this is my favorite so far.
Damn... Old pyrotechnician here... Whenever someone asks me "how would you like to die?" I always answer "by really fast high explosives", because I know the pressure wave travels faster than the nerve impulses in the body, so I'd never know I'd been blown into a pink mist, but this guy here, I think the neurons in his brain fires so fast he'd actually feel the entire process. Take it as a compliment, Chris, and keep up the good work, you're a legend in your own right.;-)
dude u have just become my favourite youtube channel - iam truly amazed by your skills, that hardcore gaming bit killed me
Thank you! What an honour!
Woooow .. good one. The Waldo bit was straight fuego
Before 8:00 am, I thank you Chris for putting a smile on my face. Love the camara panning.
I remember a few videos ago i was thinking that showing the audience during the rap would enhance the experience from home. Nicely done!
Dude... I'm watching your videos one after the other... It's so addicting and so good! A true inspiration, man. And I watched that "TED talk" you did in Norway (that wasn't a TED talk) about how you developed this talent through not adhering to the already set before you limitations... Truly fascinating! I love you. You are by far my best "find" on YT this year. Keep it up. Hope one day I'll be able to see you live or commission a personalized rap from you ^^
I love the new editing man!
God bless you Bro, Repping from Naija and feeling the Wizkid beat you used for your rap...you truly are an intellectual master
Dude,you can think very fast.man,it's a talent.
Thank you!
My whole day isnt complete until Chris says “drop the beat good sir” 😍😍😍😍
I LOVED the editing additions! PLEASE CONTINUE THAT!
I aim to!
Willy Wonka kids' suggestion was great, but what you made out of it was AMAIZING!!!
Namedropping, references and an EPIC transition.
You, good sir, are a legend.
The knowledge and information this guy has with things is insane!!!
In my opinion your the worlds best freestyler.
You really found your calling man! It's not only fun to see, but also very inspiring. Thanks for making use of your amazing talent Chris!
Glad it’s inspiring!
Fire 🔥🔥 one of your best
amazing as usual
I love rap, I listen to a lot, but I don't think there's a single rapper any where near Chris for free styling. He's miles ahead of the game!!!
Hey Chris, I want to thank you for the entertainment you provide, I watched all of these videos.
Best regards, random danish guy
Even when he messes up, he's able to recover so smoothly. It blows my mind.
I watch all your uploads but this is at the top well done
thank you :) i like this one a lot
Absolutely Brilliant!
Amazing as always! Well done good sir.
Funny man, real funny every time!! Like all your videos dude, deffo keep it up your killing it! Respect from the North East UK 👌🙏🤣🤣👍
Hi Chris, you blew my mind since I discovered one of your videos back in December. It seems to me that you couldn't get any better because you were already awesome....But I realise with video that I was wrong; you are still rocking up! Thank you for sharing your videos with us.
Chris, your best rap... Not that they've been bad, but this was amazing. Another level
You are just so mind-blowingly talented, it's inhuman.
Not sure why I'm always like.... this has to be the first time that I see Chris stumble a little.... because I'm ALWAYS wrong!!! lol another GREAT video!!!! Keep doing you!!!
The suggestion you're rapping about at the corner is a nice little touch. Also, insanely impressive rap as always!
Love the shots of the audience where most of them are just staring holding their jaws, like what the fuck are we hearing here?! Chris I can see you read your comments so just wanted to say you're fucking great man, I've been watching all your vids these last couple of days. Just next level talent, you're gonna be big I'm sure of it.
I really love that beat, so relaxing and I just get to enjoy all of the great wordplay. it really did feel like it ended too soon so I get why he thought he missed one
Wow, this was one of your best raps. Just amazing!
"Actually admiring the other astronauts, jot it down on a graph, that's an ass report"
*GET OUT. JUST GET OUT NOW.*
Absolutely amazing... The speed at which your fertile mind sticky tacs words in rhyme is just "unbelievable"!
'fertile mind' XD
@@ChrisPJTurner And the raps are your babies.
I love your sense of humor lol
I like the new editing style. It's great to see the crowd reaction while your spitting magma
pyroclastic flowsssss
@@ChrisPJTurner new rap suggestion there lol
Legendary good sir, you are incredible.
Loved how fast this one was compared to normal. Feels more impressive. And great beat chosen too.
BOOM! That one was great!
That was... BRILLIANT!!!!
Its just getting better and better 😎. This one was the longest beat that I watched, 5 min man, and bonus suggestion. No words really. I hope u will visit europe (central would be awesome 😄) once 😁.
Just discover you tonight, cant stop watching video … you're simply amazing ! ! !
Hope to see you one day in Canada
Digging the crowd shots in the newer ones
I've been watching for two months and this was the best one yet!
Yay!
All those game references were really good! Very clever ! And to do that on spot!!
So good. Must be fun from your perspective watching jaws drop and eyes widen as you do your thing.
Saying words in a different way so they rhyme is an art and you do it beautifully. I loved economy and holiday. :)
Damn, that verse about the characters from Charlie and the Chocolate factory was amazing. To just pull that out of your brain on the spot is phenomenal. Keep it up man!
Love the edits! I think there is a huge delight for the viewer to see the audience's gobsmacked faces
I edited out all the bored ones
@@ChrisPJTurner Hahahaha amazing
Loving the new camera angles lol
Oh, that's the best yet, man - excelsior!
This beat is so far the best one for me good job
Please come to Canada, specifically Vancouver, BC! Would LOVE to watch you live!!!
This one was fantastic 👌🏻
Very impressive, very enjoyable!
These are getting better and better. Wow just wow.
Truly amazing .. beyond most rappers today
654 likes and not a single dislike! I've never seen that before! Congratulations! You deserved it!
Would you ever upload the standup section of your show? Love your raps!
Chris Im pretty sure I’ve seen almost all your raps! And this on takes the cake! Well done. Your next best is the mud love and ghetto swimming rap that one kills me!
You absolutely killed it!
Thanks Steve!