Boy Kills His Mom for an iPhone

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  • Опубліковано 29 сер 2022
  • Dhar Mann, once the blueprint for UA-cam life lessons, now a follower it appears. As Dhar Mann has started to release some very questionable videos, such as his most recent upload, "Kid TRIES TO KILL MOM For iPhone 14". Yeah, I'm being serious. Buckle up.
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  • @mrmax5855
    @mrmax5855 Рік тому +5922

    HOW DID WE GO FROM SOLVING RACISM TO A KID COMMITING MURDER..

  • @photosniper81
    @photosniper81 Рік тому +5006

    We're not just telling stories we're teaching kids how to convince people that someone is dead and commit fraud.

    • @ONYXPROJ3CT666
      @ONYXPROJ3CT666 Рік тому +111

      people are acting like that isn't a good thing to teach childrens 🙄

    • @-hollythekitsune-7086
      @-hollythekitsune-7086 Рік тому +35

      very helpful honestly

    • @PZazgon
      @PZazgon Рік тому +34

      you guys didn't learn the same?

    • @MrUNnice
      @MrUNnice Рік тому +16

      But it's a good lesson

    • @militarycapybara
      @militarycapybara Рік тому +42

      next video : Kid stuffs bully's head inside of a lawnmower for dark web money, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS SHOCKING!

  • @mythbuster43
    @mythbuster43 Рік тому +936

    Fun fact, Dhar Mann is actually guilty of fraud in real life. He was convicted in 2013 for defrauding the city of Oakland, CA.

    • @e.m.9590
      @e.m.9590 7 місяців тому +123

      Didn't believe it and looked it up. That's crazy 💀

    • @arctovishfan100
      @arctovishfan100 7 місяців тому +47

      wtf i live there 😭

    • @magnesium_mg0
      @magnesium_mg0 7 місяців тому +30

      ​@CoreyReversed-zb8uudoxerwolf lmao 😂

    • @superrealistic
      @superrealistic 6 місяців тому +11

      @CoreyReversed-zb8uu I don't think he knew about the doxxing until AFTER the videos.

    • @LeeLee-jg8ww
      @LeeLee-jg8ww 6 місяців тому +11

      @CoreyReversed-zb8uu He may have filmed all the videos with her before the doxxing. I searched "sssniperwolf" on his channel, and all the videos with her name in the title are from 1, 2, or 3 years ago. He may have pulled something more recent down or just taken her name out of the title, but even if that exists, it could have been filmed before the doxxing. We don't know how long footage waits around before being edited and posted.

  • @ahandlemustbechosen
    @ahandlemustbechosen Рік тому +708

    I think the brother was a genius. He begged the main character to stop because that would mean he would be less likely to be seen as an accomplice. He wanted the brat to get arrested and out of his life, and it's not hard to see why. He didn't call the police because no serious crimes had been committed yet and he didn't want to prevent them.
    Edit: Thanks for the 100 likes

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 11 місяців тому +86

      My god you’re right
      Everyone who enters the Dhar man universe must have complex like this… this explains why everyone except the main character is smart and or oblivious

    • @HansWurst-pu8dh
      @HansWurst-pu8dh 10 місяців тому +28

      ​@@korhol2065i still dont understand why the older brother didnt get the iPhone 14

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 10 місяців тому +18

      @@HansWurst-pu8dh they probably marked him as an accomplice

    • @smartass643
      @smartass643 10 місяців тому +31

      @aryssamccarter1401to be fair, the older brother could have at least tried harder to stop the kid. Even the mom said so in the end.
      Although he didn’t get an iphone14, he did at least get a warning. He got off easy.

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 10 місяців тому +16

      The older brother is my favorite character

  • @midwestdumpster
    @midwestdumpster Рік тому +1182

    In all your years as a funeral director, you've never heard someone request a closed casket? That's ludicrous.

    • @Your_mom513
      @Your_mom513 Рік тому +100

      Exactly my thoughts.

    • @bailingfromthecart6838
      @bailingfromthecart6838 Рік тому +166

      That’s what I thought too, but then I realized they probably meant that they didn’t want the body prepared (ie. embalmed, changed, and made up) by the funeral parlor. Though that might be too much credit to give Dhar Mann.

    • @brix_studios
      @brix_studios Рік тому +34

      yeah it's a bit weird to say that... i'm sure someone would've asked

    • @h.a.s.7612
      @h.a.s.7612 Рік тому +6

      Exactly

    • @farguy2615
      @farguy2615 Рік тому +6

      Lmao that’s what I was thinking

  • @AllEyezOnDeRozan
    @AllEyezOnDeRozan Рік тому +776

    Dhar Mann's stories have really took a huge downfall, we had a kid getting a PS6, a kid getting stuck in Minecraft, and now we have a kid killing his mom

    • @menzel17
      @menzel17 Рік тому +77

      Dhar Mann slowly turning to Totally Studios

    • @sumroses2242
      @sumroses2242 Рік тому +47

      @@menzel17or Sameer Bhavhani by the way these titles are looking

    • @johnkingbad
      @johnkingbad Рік тому +11

      @@menzel17 Totally

    • @eztair_s._asesino1114
      @eztair_s._asesino1114 Рік тому +14

      He's really changing lives Alright but not for the better

    • @chimichangas365
      @chimichangas365 Рік тому +19

      @@menzel17 For totally studios I don't even think they're copying Dhar Mann at all I think they're just making parodies of his content while Dhar Mann's content is just literal abomination made for money and views instead of actually changing lives...

  • @agent6599
    @agent6599 Рік тому +464

    I love how the funeral director doesn’t find it odd that the 8 year old is doing all of the talking and not the (probably) over 16 year old

    • @DrCuriensapprentice
      @DrCuriensapprentice Рік тому +42

      Ikr, two minors organising a funeral is fine but a request for a closed casket funeral is a strange request

    • @Blueberryyymuffin
      @Blueberryyymuffin Рік тому +6

      @@DrCuriensapprenticeis it?

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 10 місяців тому +15

      @@BlueberryyymuffinThey’re agreeing but questioning why the funeral director thinks a close casket is weird

    • @David2073
      @David2073 7 місяців тому +4

      Phineas and Ferb... And their parents

    • @quinnimationtv
      @quinnimationtv 7 місяців тому +4

      @@David2073”Aren’t you a little young to be organizing a funeral?”

  • @Ese_Moreno04
    @Ese_Moreno04 Рік тому +147

    I remember when Pewdiepie made a video reacting to Dhar Mann's content and giving it honest criticism. A while later Dhar Mann makes a video cutting out Pewd's fair criticism, and making him look like an internet bully.

    • @Durtle.
      @Durtle. Рік тому +34

      Yeah dhar mann was being egotistical like he always is

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 10 місяців тому +18

      Same with another guy who gave honest feedback and two guys who react to shows and movies (while making jokes). He can’t take criticism and when you make a joke he thinks it’s bullying. Unless you’re worshipping the ground he walks on, you’re a big mean bully

  • @tasmeenbaker9912
    @tasmeenbaker9912 Рік тому +2480

    We're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids how to scam

  • @NotChaosCultist
    @NotChaosCultist Рік тому +1896

    We are 5 days away from the date my mother died. It's been a few years since she passed, but it still hurts a lot and words can't even begin to describe how sick this "life lesson" makes me feel... HOW THE HELL DID ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

    • @aChristianxd
      @aChristianxd Рік тому +91

      rip bro

    • @maxxgd7639
      @maxxgd7639 Рік тому +153

      I pray for you and I'm sorry your mother died, stay safe

    • @puppethdz2226
      @puppethdz2226 Рік тому +57

      dhar mann is doing everything to stay alive. still though i hope you’re doing okay rn

    • @johnkingbad
      @johnkingbad Рік тому +38

      I'm sorry how that video made you feel, and I hope you are doing well.

    • @thatonepichu
      @thatonepichu Рік тому +25

      I’m so sorry for your loss.

  • @Mr_Ooolo
    @Mr_Ooolo Рік тому +45

    Bro “third graders first insurance fraud” had me crying💀💀💀

  • @JustaCherry477
    @JustaCherry477 Рік тому +452

    Kid: *Cheats on a test*
    Parent: "YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR 183 YEARS! NO FOOD!"
    Kid: *commits a crime*
    Parent: You're grounded for 2 days

    • @UkraineWithrussiaControling
      @UkraineWithrussiaControling 11 місяців тому +10

      Wheez-

    • @unicornpupart
      @unicornpupart 11 місяців тому +30

      That’s so true whenever I watch a freaking dhar Mann video..
      But oh my gosh that thumbnail
      I was waiting for the video to come out on premiere then my dad just walked in and saw my screen it had a kid holding a knife then there was gore and then an IPhone and then it says : 12 year old TRIES to KILL his MOM for the IPHONE-14
      And uhhh then he told me to turn that off

    • @sumeetdhoat6747
      @sumeetdhoat6747 11 місяців тому +4

      Dhar Mann logic right there

    • @tresforbe
      @tresforbe 11 місяців тому +1

      goanimate referende

    • @adittokazi5004
      @adittokazi5004 10 місяців тому +2

      man im dead 💀

  • @jadielplaysgames
    @jadielplaysgames Рік тому +3098

    The fact that almost no one calls out Dhar Mann for doing something as stupid as this shows how much he managed to brainwash his audience thinking he’s still teaching life lessons.
    Edit: I don’t get how these people have the mind to make a video about a kid who straight up “kills” his mom just for a unreleased iPhone 14. Dhar Mann needs to realize how downhill his content is going. But the man is too oblivious and now at some point his content is going to hit so low that even his present-day fans notices and boom. His channel dies.
    I’m beginning to think the man bots views for more money.
    I think Dhar Mann can be hypocritical at times.

    • @t-7777
      @t-7777 Рік тому +29

      True

    • @thatgirlAngelicaa
      @thatgirlAngelicaa Рік тому +172

      Bro he's teaching kids to murder their parents- and people still say he's "changing lives" 🤦‍♀

    • @debishvebishwish4839
      @debishvebishwish4839 Рік тому +67

      @@thatgirlAngelicaa he definitely is changing life…… for the worse

    • @YourLocalCommenter0
      @YourLocalCommenter0 Рік тому +93

      All his comments are literally talking about how much "effort" he puts into his videos and how they change the world i responded to the comment of one of these people and they started acting like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum

    • @Dinosaurianationazation
      @Dinosaurianationazation Рік тому +27

      Dhar Mann has official become Conn Mann

  • @glitchwolf1384
    @glitchwolf1384 Рік тому +609

    I could've handled it if the reveal was that the older brother had told the mother before the retreat and she had told all her friends that this would be happening so they could all be in on the situation (and get refunded of course), but the fact that this guy supposedly *let* all that happen without being in on it is just... beyond belief.

    • @chromecat436
      @chromecat436 Рік тому +47

      I mean...it happens all the time in real life.
      Teen murdered his parents to throw a party and he told a few friends he did it (one took a pic of him knowing it would probably be the last time he'd see him), tons of kids saw blood all over. Only one of them called the police but not until after the party when they got home to talk to their parents.
      Another teen texted a bunch of his friends how he wanted to kill this girl and none of them said anything until after he actually did it.

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 Рік тому +58

      @@chromecat436 most people don't believe someone would actually be serious and go that far

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 Рік тому +41

      I was hoping the big brother wouldn’t go along with it but he did and my hopes died

    • @mookiess
      @mookiess Рік тому +16

      chromecat Well, it's not often you see a kid share an idea this extreme and actually go through with it. Also, the key issue in both of those cases is that, whlie in hindsight it seems pretty weird that they don't notice, teens joke about this stuff a lot (at least for my generation). It's commonplace to joke about death and morbid ideas and its become a place where most statements get brushed off as edgy. I mean, suicide or like shootings get tossed around as an exaggeration a lot and sometimes its difficult to see if someone's just saying it to be funny or actually being real (tho i think its gotten better in that we're being told to report immediately if we see someone say it, but idk how effective this has gotten).
      When a grown adult says concerning stuff, people are prolly more likely to take it seriously but for a kid, you don't know if they're just being dumb or real serious.

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 Рік тому +8

      @@chromecat436 Those seem more like examples of denial, or writing something off as an empty threat. Much worse scenarios, but a completely different one.

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 11 місяців тому +61

    As the oldest brother in a family of five boys, I can confirm that a lot of the time "don't do that" and "it's a stupid idea so please reconsider" is as far as we're willing to involve ourselves in the schemes of the younger one. The reason for that is that you, as the oldest, are very VERY often going to get in trouble along with them whether you try to dissuade them or not. If you're going to get in trouble either way, might as well conserve your energy.
    What we WOULDN'T typically do is get involved or lie for them. Let them get caught in the web they spun themselves and offer no assistance. Sure, we're going do with them when they get caught regardless, but letting them crash and burn at least gives us a show.

    • @yourshoulderdevil5229
      @yourshoulderdevil5229 6 місяців тому +3

      Exactly! I'm convinced that all the people saying otherwise are either younger siblings, parents, or only children. Not my job to ensure my siblings know how to think.

    • @blinky9208
      @blinky9208 15 днів тому

      Oldest brother here, it doesnt matter if I got in trouble. Protecting my littles was my job. Youre a bad brother.

  • @emilquino
    @emilquino Рік тому +211

    The guy who plays the older brother is actually a good actor

    • @DavidKen878
      @DavidKen878 Рік тому +72

      He's cute too.

    • @ClassyCuber
      @ClassyCuber Рік тому +25

      @@DavidKen878 For real, not to be gay 💀

    • @randomality77
      @randomality77 Рік тому +27

      Fr, and now he’s in another YT show, called “Good ”Werks” (along with most other ex-Dhar Mann actors). It’s actually pretty decent so far, I recommend it.

    • @jaymes3554
      @jaymes3554 7 місяців тому +16

      He is cute

    • @NXE212
      @NXE212 7 місяців тому +14

      He be dripping in a funeral fit as well!

  • @marioodyssey9741
    @marioodyssey9741 Рік тому +471

    "We're not just telling stories, I'm losing my mind"- Dhar Mann

  • @fighter_750
    @fighter_750 Рік тому +357

    im convinced dhar gets drunk, thinks of the weirdest video possible and forces his team to make it

    • @MrDudeFace
      @MrDudeFace Рік тому +32

      He just gets high on bath salts and just starts typing random shit.

    • @matteuheipp4521
      @matteuheipp4521 Рік тому +10

      What you just said sounds somewhat realistic

    • @GravesLilDarkAngel
      @GravesLilDarkAngel Рік тому +8

      You want proof on that alcoholism, Jackson Daniel...the name of the two brothers in this...Jack Daniels...

    • @BlackPanther_1029
      @BlackPanther_1029 Рік тому +1

      dhar man forced them, i wonder how🤔

    • @Meela9088
      @Meela9088 Рік тому +1

      Lmao

  • @theguywhoasked7002
    @theguywhoasked7002 Рік тому +35

    Bro went from lil Timmy cheating on a test to murdering💀

  • @baileywooof493
    @baileywooof493 Рік тому +140

    I feel bad for the older brother, having to wear those hippy sunglasses everywhere

  • @aosadoifbaiosdfna
    @aosadoifbaiosdfna Рік тому +211

    Dhar Mann over the years:
    2018: *talking by himself about life*
    2019: *life-changing and emotional content*
    2020: *cringe repetitive but decent content*
    2021: *more cringe content*
    2022: *out of his mind*

  • @bailingfromthecart6838
    @bailingfromthecart6838 Рік тому +446

    I’m at least 80% sure that to plan a funeral, you need proof that someone died. You know, a death certificate. I’ve never planned a funeral so I’m not completely sure, but it just seems like something you’d be asked to have

    • @mikadosannoji553
      @mikadosannoji553 Рік тому +111

      and the funeral director was never asked for a closed casket before? aint that weird

    • @emsa5034
      @emsa5034 Рік тому +25

      @@mikadosannoji553 exactly my thought but I guess they could mean the people who get the bodies ready wouldn’t see it

    • @24flyingcats84
      @24flyingcats84 Рік тому +30

      @@mikadosannoji553 It wasn't just a closed casket though. There's no body, so they must have meant they didn't want anyone at the funeral home to see the body, which they obviously do when they're preparing it for burial and putting it in the casket.

    • @Crackpot_Astronaut
      @Crackpot_Astronaut Рік тому +1

      Of course you do. And random people aren't allowed to just bring bodies to be buried, no death certificate, no ID, no nothing.
      If cemeteries just went with the honor system and allowed people to bury locked caskets full of whatever on their property, we'd have a lot more unsolved murders. Ridiculous.

    • @sirezekiel6156
      @sirezekiel6156 Рік тому

      You need a death certificate and the body also has to be positively identified.

  • @raziathar6021
    @raziathar6021 Рік тому +52

    (Dhar mann in 2040)
    "Were not just making crimes,were actually killing"

  • @askhowiknow5527
    @askhowiknow5527 Рік тому +34

    "We don't want anyone seeing the body"
    That is an entirely normal request that you hear several times a year at funeral homes...

    • @timoconnell5804
      @timoconnell5804 6 місяців тому +5

      oh yeah for sure. People don't always have perfect bodies upon death. Take, for example, soldiers. Some of those guys who get shipped home are so badly mangled and torn up, it simply would not be appropriate to have a bunch of people looking at a corpse missing 75% of its limbs, but idk, I'm just an internet professor, so my perspective is probably garbage anyway

  • @DazeG
    @DazeG Рік тому +239

    If you haven't realized these "life lessons" never try to be relatible. Like what kind of kid is attempting to kill his mother just for an Iphone?

    • @deckerstirek9213
      @deckerstirek9213 Рік тому +29

      It saved me, I was literally on the way to my mom’s house to end her life, but now I see how that action is actually negative and I shouldn’t do it.

    • @michelleyong4724
      @michelleyong4724 Рік тому +3

      Why ask some ppl are crazy

    • @pineberry7586
      @pineberry7586 Рік тому +13

      @@deckerstirek9213 yeah, youll have to volunteer at a cemetery for a few months. Horrible.

    • @noahsaldivar3271
      @noahsaldivar3271 Рік тому +3

      @@deckerstirek9213 welll

    • @User-tn2cm
      @User-tn2cm Рік тому +8

      If Android existed in the Dhar Mann universe then characters wouldn't be doing stupid crap like this

  • @RoverXD
    @RoverXD Рік тому +406

    Humanity is evolving, just backwards

  • @ytpsauce614
    @ytpsauce614 Рік тому +28

    9:30 "Third graders first insurance fraud" 😂😂😂

  • @sodaandapple8204
    @sodaandapple8204 9 місяців тому +15

    10:16 what is bro doing lol

  • @Anipaper_
    @Anipaper_ Рік тому +94

    "This kid's a pretty good actor because I don't like him."
    I need this in a out of context compilation

  • @artemismeow
    @artemismeow Рік тому +188

    The fact that the older brother was so terrified that he’d actually kill him or their mom xD

    • @rebeccabriggs9452
      @rebeccabriggs9452 Рік тому +38

      Maybe this is why older brother went along with it. He did seem over nervous the entire time about fully going against anything little brother was saying.
      Do you think they used to have a younger/older sister once upon a time too?

    • @v1rzen
      @v1rzen Рік тому +21

      yea, he was probably scared that if he actually went against his brother, he'd be the one in the casket (for real this time)

    • @gabrielkounga7182
      @gabrielkounga7182 Рік тому +19

      I'm no therapist, but here's my theory: So as you already know, Dhar Mann's videos always have parents target the older one so I'm assuming that the older brother did nothing about cause he was scared that the younger brother would lie about him planning the funeral or that no one would believe him. But I'm just saying. Not real or true

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Рік тому +5

      Even My brother would do something to stop me.

    • @TheOnlyDannyDoggy
      @TheOnlyDannyDoggy Рік тому +3

      The Big Brother Should've Also Been In Trouble Ofc, He Could've Easily Told His Mom About His Little Bro's Plan, Instead He Got Bossed Around By Him.

  • @foxythefox1264
    @foxythefox1264 5 місяців тому +5

    10:26 "no not the dress, the mannequin" he says that like it's a dumb assumption 😂

  • @chiiiiweeeee
    @chiiiiweeeee 7 місяців тому +14

    6:20 I ALMOST THOUGHT SHE FLIPPED OFF THE BOY

  • @rectanglev1nce728
    @rectanglev1nce728 Рік тому +135

    Speaking from experience as my grandfather, my father and me work and are licensed funeral directors this is by far the stupidest shit I have ever seen. Especially when the guy says I’ve never heard of having a request for not letting anyone see the body. It’s called closed casket and it exists. This pisses me off in every angle

    • @dominicballinger6536
      @dominicballinger6536 Рік тому +15

      Especially when the first freaking funeral in the video WAS A CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL!

    • @24flyingcats84
      @24flyingcats84 Рік тому +5

      I think they meant that they didn't want anyone at the funeral home to see the body. I mean there isn't one. It's incredibly dumb. They buy a mannequin in the next scene to be the 'body'. Like the funeral director wouldn't notice!

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 11 місяців тому +1

      More importantly when did the mother have time to just come back from her vacation, hop inside the funeral casket just for the sake of playing dead

  • @yortlebluzzgubbly3871
    @yortlebluzzgubbly3871 Рік тому +89

    Nobody else gonna mention how stupid it was that the funeral director thought their requesting a closed casket was weird? He's really never had anyone request that? Ever? In his entire career? The funeral they were at in the opening was literally a closed casket. If anything I'd say requesting an open casket would be the more unusual choice these days.

    • @24flyingcats84
      @24flyingcats84 Рік тому +4

      There was no body. They bought a mannequin. They didn't want anyone in the funeral home seeing the body, not just a closed casket, as if that's even remotely possible.

    • @yortlebluzzgubbly3871
      @yortlebluzzgubbly3871 Рік тому +9

      @@24flyingcats84 yeah I get that 🤣 I just think it's weird that the funeral director was surprised by that request. It's hardly an unusual one.

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 11 місяців тому +3

      I think there should have been a scene about the director taking a peak at the corpse and seeing the mannequin

  • @leonelandresperezcollazo5711
    @leonelandresperezcollazo5711 Рік тому +26

    8:49
    Everyone: This duck is speaking facts

  • @jessicanicole4350
    @jessicanicole4350 9 місяців тому +10

    “In all my years I’ve never heard that kind of request” every single person that comes into this funeral home must have an open casket viewing and everyone must look apparently

  • @kaobiugwu435
    @kaobiugwu435 Рік тому +819

    I honestly find it astounding that parents still let their kids watch Dhar Mann thinking that they're learning valuable lessons when in actuality they're learning how to be future convicts and psychopaths
    BTW congrats on 1 million :)

    • @lemonandlife
      @lemonandlife Рік тому

      Lol

    • @YourLocalCommenter0
      @YourLocalCommenter0 Рік тому +42

      I don't think Dhar Mann even deserves to be called a life lesson channel anymore

    • @wolfieishumle
      @wolfieishumle Рік тому +23

      What's sadder is the teenagers that watch Dhar Mann, I have a 14 y/o friend who watches Dhar Mann and takes it 100% seriously. I adore me friend, but there's times I want to look them in the eyes and tell them to "grow up."

    • @HuffyPup
      @HuffyPup Рік тому +15

      My mom banned me from watching Dhar Mann when she saw me watching that halloween prank video where Ayden slammed Devon's head into a table. Personally I was mad at first but Augusttheduck made me understand why. And yes I still watch augusttheduck react to dhar mann cause I can watch august if I please.

    • @HuffyPup
      @HuffyPup Рік тому +4

      I was very young btw lol, like 11 or 12

  • @ScottH18
    @ScottH18 Рік тому +211

    As someone who planned 2 funerals in the past two and a half years I can tell no one involved in writing this trash has planned one. This was somewhere between sickening and stupid

    • @alyseb5730
      @alyseb5730 Рік тому +11

      I'm really sorry for your losses. 😥

    • @spirit_green
      @spirit_green 11 місяців тому +4

      You have my condolences man. Yeah this Dhar Mann video makes me sick.

  • @Appleisanapple
    @Appleisanapple Рік тому +34

    We're not just telling stories, we're killing humanity

  • @Ilovegamingsm
    @Ilovegamingsm 9 місяців тому +12

    "If i die and the person holding my funeral says "Remember when he used to love silence?" I'm coming back and i'm haunting them." That made me laugh😂 tbh I would do the same thing if someone was holding my funeral

  • @thatgirlAngelicaa
    @thatgirlAngelicaa Рік тому +453

    We're not just telling stories, we're killing lives.

    • @thereturnofdarthcaedus
      @thereturnofdarthcaedus Рік тому

      dhar man is soo dumb and stupid hes not intelligent he does not even know how the real world works all his videos he makes are all just fan fiction

    • @Craft1000Scratch
      @Craft1000Scratch Рік тому +20

      What the fuck are these bots

    • @notyourboi01
      @notyourboi01 Рік тому

      Finally it's here 🤓
      ua-cam.com/video/8oE5Z2GLhNc/v-deo.html 🤓☝️

    • @KittyCake_421
      @KittyCake_421 Рік тому +6

      @Craft1000 We’ll never know

    • @Unclejr1067
      @Unclejr1067 Рік тому +1

      Bruhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iscribbleovermywork8009
    @iscribbleovermywork8009 Рік тому +223

    ah yes, don't fake someone's death and scam people because you might end up volunteering for six months everyday at a cemetery as a punishment. Totally "inspiring" and "life changing".

    • @rebeccabriggs9452
      @rebeccabriggs9452 Рік тому +16

      6 months And all of summer.. I mean... all of summer dude! that's *got* to be a punishment worthy of the crime right? Right?!

    • @rtgedits1865
      @rtgedits1865 Рік тому +4

      @@rebeccabriggs9452 but still prison is the better place for someone like him

    • @Lololooplol
      @Lololooplol Рік тому +1

      its inspiring to the young psychopaths

    • @damon2636
      @damon2636 11 місяців тому

      I genuinely thought he was gonna get 10 years in prison or something.

  • @owenogletree6374
    @owenogletree6374 Рік тому +3

    These literally never get old. Love your Dhar Mann rants! Look forward to more!

  • @user-rc1eh2kf2w
    @user-rc1eh2kf2w 7 місяців тому +19

    We are not just telling stories we are sending our children to prison for life

  • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
    @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 Рік тому +40

    The fact that whenever I point out Dhar Mann isn’t helping people, I get someone who clearly is 12 making fun of me for being scared of morals is sad.

  • @stargarcia8776
    @stargarcia8776 Рік тому +28

    9:50 has he never heard of a closed casket funeral

  • @sidscreamI
    @sidscreamI Рік тому +26

    We're not just telling stories, We're teaching small children how to be in jail for 60 years and to be in debt of millions of dollars that children took by scamming people and fraud 😀 Good job Dhar, you taught children how to commit Fraud, Murder, and Scamming thousands of dollars worth of donations from GoFundMe!

  • @dylanbraley
    @dylanbraley Рік тому +28

    Why do none of the kids have dads

    • @operez070
      @operez070 Місяць тому

      They left for the milk

    • @T045ty
      @T045ty Місяць тому

      They Left for the milk

    • @Tommedian
      @Tommedian Місяць тому

      Dhar Mann doesn’t want to pay for someone to play a dad

    • @orange33340
      @orange33340 28 днів тому

      you know what? You’re right

  • @s15j76
    @s15j76 Рік тому +138

    Wow.. this changed my life i will never kill my mom for an iphone again... Thank you Dhar Mann
    :)

    • @XX-sh9zb
      @XX-sh9zb Рік тому +4

      ARE YOU FOR REAL!!

    • @s15j76
      @s15j76 Рік тому +2

      @@XX-sh9zb Mhm

    • @nikkigin3093
      @nikkigin3093 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂 Lmao

    • @sumroses2242
      @sumroses2242 Рік тому +5

      Wait. What do you mean by again.. 🤨

    • @s15j76
      @s15j76 Рік тому

      @@sumroses2242 Uhm... I killed her in vr...

  • @skyxcl4993
    @skyxcl4993 Рік тому +246

    Still can't believe you hit 1 million,, I'm so happy for you and hope you keep growing you're amazing 💪

    • @dark-ghost5455
      @dark-ghost5455 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/aMwm1m6rmno/v-deo.html

    • @notyourboi01
      @notyourboi01 Рік тому

      Finally it's here 🤓
      ua-cam.com/video/8oE5Z2GLhNc/v-deo.html 🤓☝️

    • @titanusspino865
      @titanusspino865 Рік тому

      @@josephrblake racist

  • @Idrinkwaterw
    @Idrinkwaterw 9 місяців тому +7

    7:14 grandma got the Hitler cat.

  • @vok9009
    @vok9009 11 місяців тому +4

    These aren’t even life lessons bro, it’s just straight up skits 💀

  • @The_Hidden_Few
    @The_Hidden_Few Рік тому +214

    People can’t be taking these life’s lessons seriously

    • @Anubonek
      @Anubonek Рік тому +7

      They were good like 2-3 months ago

    • @AshTheWeird15
      @AshTheWeird15 Рік тому +5

      As a person who watched Dhar Mann once yes I'm pretty sure they are

    • @thereturnofdarthcaedus
      @thereturnofdarthcaedus Рік тому

      @@AshTheWeird15 dhar manns fanbase are stupud dumb and seriously not intelligent plus this is not even a true life lesson to me he only makes videos for money and clout

    • @thereturnofdarthcaedus
      @thereturnofdarthcaedus Рік тому +2

      @@AshTheWeird15 i can name a female youtuber who is far more intelligent than him and she actually does her reserach whenever she makes her videos im not a fan of dhar man i once asked him a qiestion on one of his videos and guess what he never responded back to me he seriously rude and never responded back to me

    • @onyxfinger7431
      @onyxfinger7431 Рік тому +1

      Oh, but some do and that's the reason why I have got a flamethrower, 3 8k cameras and a stinger missile launcher.

  • @darkviperuk6045
    @darkviperuk6045 Рік тому +150

    We're not just telling stories, we're killing our mother
    Congrats on 1M, August

  • @JayPlayz_Offical
    @JayPlayz_Offical 9 місяців тому +9

    5:22 Bro did lose his brain and mind

  • @chloiejade7298
    @chloiejade7298 Рік тому +3

    So we're not going to talk about how that teen looks like Jeffery Dahmer

  • @atdfan9172
    @atdfan9172 Рік тому +116

    we’re not just stealing stories we’re attempting to end lives

  • @kopioshu
    @kopioshu Рік тому +32

    that kid is like the best actor out of the whole cast lmao

    • @kopioshu
      @kopioshu Рік тому +4

      No, I'm completely serious

  • @lexivyngrimm
    @lexivyngrimm Рік тому +5

    I just think it's so funny that Dhar Mann doesn't know the difference between a Wake(open casket) and a Funeral (closed casket).

  • @PrussianPoe
    @PrussianPoe Рік тому +17

    4:53 And that's when it went downhill...

  • @ItsSkiido
    @ItsSkiido Рік тому +49

    I was talking to my brother earlier today, and I said these exact words. "I wonder when AugustTheDuck will make a video about this. This man has turned into Sameer Bhavnani." Well, you did.

    • @t-7777
      @t-7777 Рік тому +2

      Same

    • @ItsSkiido
      @ItsSkiido Рік тому +1

      @@t-7777 Lol im not alone

    • @t-7777
      @t-7777 Рік тому +2

      @@ItsSkiidoyeah he completely turned into sameer bhavnani but at least dahrman has better acting then sameer who has still has bad acting for the past 2 years

    • @AMonologist
      @AMonologist Рік тому +1

      @@t-7777 Sameer actually evolved though lol

    • @SergeantShades760
      @SergeantShades760 Рік тому +3

      At least Sameer reacted to August’s video and took it pretty good even making some jokes. Dhar Mann just thinks even a slight bit of criticism is “hate” and then his fans go attack these types of vids.

  • @MrDudeFace
    @MrDudeFace Рік тому +190

    Funeral Host: Remember when he loved silence?
    August: Who would love silence that much?
    Person named Silence at the back of the funeral:
    ಠ_ಠ

  • @TheEaterofPumpkins
    @TheEaterofPumpkins Рік тому +8

    Love that the casket sales person says he's never had a request for a close casket funeral in his whole career. 10/10 writing

  • @Eggzrgoood
    @Eggzrgoood Рік тому +18

    4:47 (Pulls out Glock)

  • @MrLocalthug
    @MrLocalthug Рік тому +23

    The kid is actually a pretty good actor. Props

  • @energyblox
    @energyblox Рік тому +14

    4:08 Daredevil asked for his glasses back.

  • @joeiorio9654
    @joeiorio9654 Рік тому +6

    I’ll give the video this: the two main kids are fantastic actors. They actually had great chemistry. i could see them playing bit parts in a Netflix drama or something

    • @finnsword8286
      @finnsword8286 Рік тому +4

      Honestly, Dhar Mann does have a surprising lot of actually good child/teen actors. These kids, the blonde kid who usually plays that Mikey character, and especially Shaun Dixon (the black kid who usually plays the bratty smart ass kid role). That kid I could actually see in a real sitcom. Even the crying girl is very good, it's not exactly easy for a child actor to cry on the spot when needed hence that's probably why it's the only role Dhar Mann gives her lmaoooo

  • @zombathinlostleghackercat5233
    @zombathinlostleghackercat5233 Рік тому +10

    2:59 I like the way he whispers, reminds me of a Netflix show like Father Brown. Good acting at this point.

  • @gasriel3066
    @gasriel3066 Рік тому +23

    9:55 my man's working in the funeral business and he ain't never heard of a closed casket funeral?

  • @Bobthepro
    @Bobthepro Рік тому +17

    11:48 bro came back to life just to tell him he is in truble 💀

  • @Anzio_Official
    @Anzio_Official Рік тому +6

    It cracked me how this older brother was serious when he asked if his brother was gonna kill him

  • @LilJollyJoker
    @LilJollyJoker Рік тому +1

    CONGRATS ON 1M AUGUST!!!! Love Ya Man

  • @certifiedhomelanderstan
    @certifiedhomelanderstan Рік тому +208

    “We’re not just telling stories,we’re sending people off to a better place.”

    • @mrmax5855
      @mrmax5855 Рік тому +11

      And we dont know if that means that they are going up or down

    • @coolpoolbymatthew
      @coolpoolbymatthew Рік тому +5

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @krismiskarol
      @krismiskarol Рік тому

      LMFAO!! "Sending people to a better place" has me in tears 🤣

  • @Bread24778
    @Bread24778 Рік тому +11

    if this was real the mother wouldn't tell him off, she would make a funeral for him

  • @PGHLFan399
    @PGHLFan399 Рік тому +14

    2:22 Daniel saying facts

  • @deeznutz-eg8gj
    @deeznutz-eg8gj Рік тому +17

    August, the next video is going to be" 9 year old sneaks into the white house"

  • @chrishickory7907
    @chrishickory7907 Рік тому +18

    9:44 Guess this guy never heard of a closed casket funeral..

    • @pixelart9607
      @pixelart9607 10 місяців тому +4

      He means that to put the baby in the casket someone or something needs to put it on the casket

    • @pixelart9607
      @pixelart9607 10 місяців тому +4

      Body*

    • @magnesium_mg0
      @magnesium_mg0 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@pixelart9607yeah and a close casket is for body that had been severely mutilated or the body was not found

  • @Welovetswizzle
    @Welovetswizzle Рік тому +12

    12:39 the people in the back seats watching: 👀👀👀👀

    • @vupham-bz3te
      @vupham-bz3te 8 місяців тому +7

      people in the back seats eating their popcorn

    • @foxythefox1264
      @foxythefox1264 5 місяців тому +2

      They actually left before this interaction happens

  • @ahhthatsjustgrand6502
    @ahhthatsjustgrand6502 11 місяців тому +4

    the fact that the funeral director had never had a closed casket funeral request is incredibly ridiculous considering the large number of gun violence victims in large american cities. there are hundreds of reasons to have a closed casket funeral or a memorial funeral to commemorate those whos bodies have been destroyed beyond their original figuration

  • @YourLocalCommenter0
    @YourLocalCommenter0 Рік тому +21

    Dhar Mann is slowly turning into the new Sameer Bhavnani after he found out the power of clickbait

  • @laszlozsurka8991
    @laszlozsurka8991 Рік тому +26

    I swear Dhar Mann's production quality is sinking deeper and deeper each video. I am at the point where I can't even force myself to watch a full Dhar Mann video... this man has no idea what he's doing anymore.

    • @lapplandkun9273
      @lapplandkun9273 Рік тому

      ironic considering he stated in another video after a hiatus that the production quality improved due to critcisms

  • @courtneymcdougall5854
    @courtneymcdougall5854 9 місяців тому +1

    I love how august said “IF” I die 😂

  • @CMBGAMER2018TV
    @CMBGAMER2018TV Рік тому +2

    I love how August actually sounds angry LOL

  • @IOSFan
    @IOSFan Рік тому +46

    we’re not just telling stories we’re attempting to end lifes

  • @BigPanda096
    @BigPanda096 Рік тому +43

    I notice so many kids acting like this these days though, almost every single one of my nephews friends are snotty and akin to this behavior and they probably learn it from these types of videos. This content is hurting children.

    • @chimichangas365
      @chimichangas365 Рік тому +2

      Lucky me then I guess cause almost every kid I know knows what death is and how devastating it is and when its time to be quiet they are quiet

    • @jasonyoungliu
      @jasonyoungliu Рік тому +2

      @@chimichangas365 bro every kid nowadays knows what death is, its normal for a 5 year old to know what death is, times have changed man. grade 5 and 6 and stuff like that, they are learning about the human body and such.

    • @jasonyoungliu
      @jasonyoungliu Рік тому

      in normal school, the teachers are teaching that, obv every kid knows what death is

    • @jasonyoungliu
      @jasonyoungliu Рік тому

      even frozen has death in the movie (lol)

    • @chimichangas365
      @chimichangas365 Рік тому +1

      @@jasonyoungliu I get ya mean bud, but what I am talking about is Dhar Mann's misrepresentation of how children react to funerals, will a kid ever say "pIeCe oF cRaP" during a funeral, no! Money is literally just eating Dhar's little brain rn

  • @Kalaphant
    @Kalaphant 3 місяці тому

    I love how you always provide better titles than the over the top stuff Dhar Mann does XD

  • @chasepoopsalot6570
    @chasepoopsalot6570 10 місяців тому +3

    This makes me uncomfortable on so many levels

  • @lightningslayer100
    @lightningslayer100 Рік тому +34

    “We’re not just telling stories, we’re changing lives.”
    After hearing this makes me feel like it’s a lie all along.

  • @nyanmurai331
    @nyanmurai331 Рік тому +74

    August makes some of the best and most funny videos in the internet

    • @ei4163
      @ei4163 Рік тому +4

      @im calling saul shut up

    • @Juniorgoat1
      @Juniorgoat1 Рік тому

      @@ei4163 I make better content than AugustTheDuck cause he’s trash 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌

    • @AugustTheMexicanDuck
      @AugustTheMexicanDuck Рік тому +3

      Of course he does

    • @stockontruthchannel2631
      @stockontruthchannel2631 Рік тому

      Here is what happened
      ua-cam.com/video/DIbyJF0n7nA/v-deo.html

    • @stockontruthchannel2631
      @stockontruthchannel2631 Рік тому

      Here is what happened
      ua-cam.com/video/DIbyJF0n7nA/v-deo.html

  • @CALLSIGN.SXSP3CT
    @CALLSIGN.SXSP3CT Рік тому +6

    9:37 i think thats just a closed casket funeral

  • @kobeangelesd
    @kobeangelesd 9 місяців тому +2

    I have to say that despite the videos still being terrible, somehow it feels more like a genuine movie

  • @Splash_FX
    @Splash_FX Рік тому +53

    Respect for August for suffering hours for a video

  • @cassinetti90
    @cassinetti90 Рік тому +23

    The things kids would do for electronics

  • @PlaneNerd000
    @PlaneNerd000 9 місяців тому +2

    Dharr man do be starting his villains arch

  • @johnnyjxdthegod2655
    @johnnyjxdthegod2655 Рік тому +1

    "KId KiLlS mOm FOr aN IpHonE fouten" mom: oh so my kid needs to go up for adoption and needs to stop drinking rout bier lol

  • @GreenWhaIe
    @GreenWhaIe Рік тому +23

    I remember last year when we thought Dhar Mann was bad because of his acting. But this is a whole new level...

  • @vinyldash2333
    @vinyldash2333 Рік тому +8

    Congrats on 1 million subs august. Been here since 10k, awesome to see how much you've grown.

  • @matteodizon1
    @matteodizon1 4 місяці тому

    How is this video more entertaining than most Dhar Mann videos? Great job!

  • @crabofthewoods
    @crabofthewoods Рік тому +6

    the kids older brother is a pretty good actor imo. his delivery is funny and hes more fun to watch than most of the other actors.

  • @kattenris2902
    @kattenris2902 Рік тому +27

    2:30 True even a 13 year old with adhd doesn't even do that

    • @davisthedaviskids2574
      @davisthedaviskids2574 День тому +1

      As an autistic 15 year old who still feeld 13 I definitely wouldn't do this lol