Trump is DEFINITELY NOT WORRIED About Coronavirus

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  • Опубліковано 16 тра 2024
  • The Pope encouraged people to stop insulting each other on the internet, Democrats engaged in a good deal of back-and-forth during the debate in South Carolina, Mike Pence weighs in on candidates, Jimmy and Guillermo reveal a new greeting to use now that there are concerns about Coronavirus, and Donald Trump held a press conference to reassure us that the virus is completely under control.
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  • @meghan11
    @meghan11 4 роки тому +120

    “the us is the most prepared country for the coronavirus” well played

    • @nostalgicnickbrierley2654
      @nostalgicnickbrierley2654 4 роки тому +6

      Omg Ik, 1)prepared like a 5 course meal. 2)Prepared to lose the most, 3)prepared to be dissapointed. 4)most prepared to spread and obsorb lies. 5)prepared the most to lose our jobs. 6)prepared the most to lose our cancer surviving Vietnam vets!!!!! smmfh, sad asf living threw all that to die from a virus they caught from younger family members cause the quarantine.

    • @beverlydwyer5162
      @beverlydwyer5162 4 роки тому +2

      I think not.....

    • @adityadeni6518
      @adityadeni6518 3 роки тому +7

      Prepared to be the first country with most cases lol

    • @Tniov
      @Tniov 3 роки тому +2

      US JUST NAABS PPL

    • @diobrando2425
      @diobrando2425 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao now they have the most cases in the world

  • @sixela3455
    @sixela3455 4 роки тому +567

    At 7:50 I was thinking “damn, Trump actually had a decent tweet for once” and then it turned out, Jimmy was just messing with us 🤣

    • @jorgeechevarria3695
      @jorgeechevarria3695 4 роки тому +38

      He blew my mind thinking it was true😂😂😂

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 4 роки тому +15

      Lol😂 that was too funny!!

    • @noparley9256
      @noparley9256 4 роки тому +4

      IKR

    • @1cyanideghost
      @1cyanideghost 4 роки тому +1

      😂🤣 I knew it was a bit. He's been doing that quite a lot lately even with the "3 cases of coronavirus in studio" he did the other night

    • @nomoreratrace8090
      @nomoreratrace8090 4 роки тому +11

      I was looking at my screen sideways when Kimmel showed that tweet. I said there's no way #45 wrote a heartfelt and easily understandable tweet. Then I realized that I had been hoodwinked, bamboozled, lead-astray, flim-flammed -- Hit with that ol' banana in the tailpipe! XDXDXD

  • @killazz13
    @killazz13 3 роки тому +30

    who is here after he tested positive?

  • @RangaShenalDhamsi
    @RangaShenalDhamsi 3 роки тому +10

    How the tables have turned 😂

  • @paqman5459
    @paqman5459 4 роки тому +306

    The raising hand bit was just great...😂😂😂

    • @nomoreratrace8090
      @nomoreratrace8090 4 роки тому +9

      Moderator: "Who still has to use the bathroom?"
      Bernie: Puts up hand!!!!!!!!
      Moderator: "Senator Sanders you're going to have to hold it...."
      Bernie: Throws up hands in disgust...
      Moderator: "Who ordered the jar of mayonnaise?"
      Boot Edge Edge: Smiles in a kid-like fashion and raises hand!!!!
      Moderator: "Who ordered the corn-beef?"
      Bernie: Raises hand and two fingers!!!!!!
      Moderator: "Lastly, is there anyone who knows they should not be here?"
      Tom Steyer: Slowly raises his hand!!!!!
      That piece was freakin' gold!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXD

    • @paqman5459
      @paqman5459 4 роки тому +5

      @@nomoreratrace8090 I agree it was gold , it looked real ...

    • @ssdtrain1
      @ssdtrain1 4 роки тому +1

      That was hilarious !!

    • @krism6081
      @krism6081 4 роки тому

      Too funny🤣

    • @Cybernaut551
      @Cybernaut551 3 роки тому

      Indeed.

  • @apacolypz11
    @apacolypz11 4 роки тому +104

    YOOOO that R Kelly insert had me so weak AF! Jimmy man you never fail me LMAO!

  • @lovelynae7683
    @lovelynae7683 4 роки тому +169

    He’s funny AF for that r kelly add in 😂

  • @tombell7455
    @tombell7455 4 роки тому +164

    9:42 - My favorite part..."I hope the virus isn't spread by kissing ass because if it is, they've got the wrong guy." LMAO

  • @keilabolen3548
    @keilabolen3548 4 роки тому +239

    That whole monster truck rally analogy reminded me way too much of Idiocracy

    • @laurakuhn8743
      @laurakuhn8743 4 роки тому +22

      This whole administration would have to really work hard to get up to the level of Idiocracy. President Camacho really cared for the country

    • @laurakuhn8743
      @laurakuhn8743 4 роки тому +2

      @Richard Conner He cared for the U S though

    • @Glenetteblessed
      @Glenetteblessed 4 роки тому +1

      @@laurakuhn8743 lol I agree

    • @princeofallnegros4035
      @princeofallnegros4035 4 роки тому

      What what is idiocracy? Your mom? Oh ok. Trump 2020

    • @thedesertsux
      @thedesertsux 4 роки тому

      It was pretty awesome though

  • @uyhawirt
    @uyhawirt 4 роки тому +41

    Best punchline 2020 "i hope the virus doesnt spread by kissing ass" kimmel nailed it

    • @nothingatall3432
      @nothingatall3432 4 роки тому

      Notice how he said “the last thing we need a monster truck rolling over us” honestly he’s probably working for these politicians

  • @kataheresova6843
    @kataheresova6843 4 роки тому +69

    If you can't spell it, you can't catch it. LMAO 😂😂😂

  • @notneemsupreme
    @notneemsupreme 3 роки тому +8

    Damn. This aged well.

  • @Mantreaus
    @Mantreaus 4 роки тому +356

    "You probably won't die, But if You do blame Mike Pence, I put Him in Charge."

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 4 роки тому +14

      Thats pretty much it

    • @pbrucpaul
      @pbrucpaul 4 роки тому +25

      What can you expect from a 9 year old BRAT in a 73 year old OrangeAss body?

    • @mm12345777
      @mm12345777 4 роки тому +2

      Yup, that's exactly why he did that. And also because he doesn't like doing anything himself.

    • @anthonyrodriguez625
      @anthonyrodriguez625 4 роки тому

      brooks hahhahahahaha, that's a good one

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 роки тому +8

      If there's one thing I've come to rely on Trump to do, it's to fill his administration with the LEAST qualified people within arms reach.

  • @magicsantos2681
    @magicsantos2681 4 роки тому +119

    Now you have your own lunatic dictator!
    BRAVO U.S!👏WELL DONE! 🤔👌👍😄

    • @mcdutch83
      @mcdutch83 4 роки тому +27

      MagicSantos I just want to let you know that not all of us are complete morons that think trump was a good idea. I for one am embarrassed to be an American at the moment.

    • @veragarcia6394
      @veragarcia6394 4 роки тому +4

      You obviously have no idea what a dictator is if you think Trump is actually one. What's a dictator?

    • @Gonzuh
      @Gonzuh 4 роки тому +2

      Trump 2020

    • @TTownTim
      @TTownTim 4 роки тому +8

      @@Gonzuhyeah!!>.. trumpers loves the BAby RAper in Chief!!!

    • @seriesjunkie0074
      @seriesjunkie0074 4 роки тому +10

      @Michaels amazing videos is another Trump university graduate! He has also survived Windmill cancer, the war on Christmas and the Bowling Green Massacre, volunteered to rake the Forrest, build the moot and the wall in Colorado, provided Trump with covfefe and hamberders. And he's currently forming a team to survey the Mars/Moon and calculate tariffs on the Mars/Moon cheese.

  • @hamzabasam1045
    @hamzabasam1045 3 роки тому +14

    *Who's watching this now that he has tested positive for coronavirus?*

  • @sadmanhasan3179
    @sadmanhasan3179 4 роки тому +63

    Name of the campaign: "CARONAVIRUS" Slogan: "If you can't spell it, you can't catch it" yeah baby...cmon "chockers" lets make a team 😎

  • @Mia7470
    @Mia7470 4 роки тому +70

    ....everyone is gonna start bumping knees now. thanks Jimmy

    • @abortretryfail9350
      @abortretryfail9350 4 роки тому

      You gotta admit, it _would_ make for some pretty hilarious sidewalk scenes, I mean, "Ministry of silly walks" funny. It would be too good to be true if it caught on, "black tie" social functions would look like a bunch of penguins in a mating ritual, I predict viral videos, leaked by the "staff", would ensue... 😂

  • @johnkiri4310
    @johnkiri4310 4 роки тому +798

    Guillermo for President

    • @IdkIdk-zs6xo
      @IdkIdk-zs6xo 4 роки тому +3

      John Kiri yes plz

    • @JAT-qr8eq
      @JAT-qr8eq 4 роки тому +9

      It can't be any worse than it now. Make it into law for Free Taco & Beer on Tuesdays nationwide And Jimmy of V.P

    • @visoroverwatch3247
      @visoroverwatch3247 4 роки тому +4

      lol he can barely speak English....

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 4 роки тому +44

      He speaks it better than Trump does.

    • @zapataboxing861
      @zapataboxing861 4 роки тому +20

      @@visoroverwatch3247 he speaks better then first lady porn who can be found on websites such as porn hub youporn etc

  • @davidm.9026
    @davidm.9026 4 роки тому +100

    Pence is so life-like. You'd never know he is a cyborg.

    • @dalepeto9620
      @dalepeto9620 4 роки тому +3

      I thought he was lobotomized and castrated

    • @Jet-rx1ji
      @Jet-rx1ji 4 роки тому +1

      I’d say he’s more like a muppet. He has Chump’s tiny hand shoved up his ass.

    • @koffiecake
      @koffiecake 4 роки тому

      Wut

    • @littleghostfilms3012
      @littleghostfilms3012 3 роки тому +1

      He's a Christborg

  • @behindyou8736
    @behindyou8736 4 роки тому +17

    Jimmy: “Go back to your spot”
    Guillermo” “ok❤️”
    Man, I love Guillermo!

  • @adtsaran
    @adtsaran 4 роки тому +32

    I'm from India and I'm kinda jealous after seeing this, how much freedom you have in USA to express anything 😟

    • @sharongillesp
      @sharongillesp 4 роки тому +5

      Yes, like stupidity. You're absolutely right. I use to think we were at least one of the greatest countries in the world..then we got Trump and a "no backbone congress."

    • @sheetalnair1162
      @sheetalnair1162 4 роки тому +2

      You come from a country where you have ultimate freedom of expression. Who's stopping you dude.

    • @pizzamain5714
      @pizzamain5714 4 роки тому

      S. Gillespie. Well trump is a good president.

    • @erikdalna211
      @erikdalna211 4 роки тому

      PricklyTrees nope, just another idiot.

    • @chaitanyatalegaonkar8629
      @chaitanyatalegaonkar8629 4 роки тому

      In India everybody makes gross memes of Modi and Rahul.. no such thing in USA..

  • @MD-wk3gj
    @MD-wk3gj 4 роки тому +403

    Mike Pence will formally announce his plan to deal with the coronavirus: “Thoughts and Prayers”.

    • @MrZwartwit
      @MrZwartwit 4 роки тому +7

      Thoughts, prayers and kissing asses

    • @cindyadkins135
      @cindyadkins135 4 роки тому +1

      Oh my gosh, so true!!

    • @1cyanideghost
      @1cyanideghost 4 роки тому +1

      @Nevuah Gallery nah, 1 to 1.5 years until phase and 2 trials finish and vaccine possibly hits the market.

    • @avagaler7867
      @avagaler7867 4 роки тому +5

      Trump just handed Pence all the blame for his failure. Shutting down the National Pandemic Response post in Homeland Security- Slashing Center for Disease Control budget every year and in upcoming budget.
      Trump had Pompeo override CDC RECOMMENDATION TO NOT LET THOSE WITH CORONAVIRUS TRAVEL BACK TO US WITH UNINFECTED PASSENGERS.

    • @H1delta
      @H1delta 4 роки тому +2

      He'll be able to find a cure for caronavirus. Unfortunately, he won't be able to find one for coronavirus.

  • @townsendjean
    @townsendjean 4 роки тому +67

    On trump it has long since passed the point where I asked myself “What does this guy take us for?” I could tolerate ignorance and stupidity to a point, but not for someone who is proud of it.

    • @marcusshirley5624
      @marcusshirley5624 4 роки тому

      Then how do you with stand yourself?

    • @xCkillaxC
      @xCkillaxC 4 роки тому

      Trump his horrible when it comes to social issues in every aspect. But he is amazing at keeping this economy great. The stock market at the moment isn’t his fault but I’m surprised the Dems haven’t blamed that on him.

  • @user-ke4oz9rz8x
    @user-ke4oz9rz8x 3 роки тому +6

    I'm here for the same reason as you...

  • @laurakuhn8743
    @laurakuhn8743 4 роки тому +71

    That is the most animated I have ever seen Mike Pence

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @kasnitch
      @kasnitch 4 роки тому

      @Lumis Sappier yep ... the charging cable goes up his ass at night .

    • @elizabetholiviaclark
      @elizabetholiviaclark 4 роки тому +1

      John Oliver did an episode about him you might find interesting.

    • @laurakuhn8743
      @laurakuhn8743 4 роки тому

      @@elizabetholiviaclark And his Bunny Marlon Bundo falling in love with Westley. Yes!!!

  • @matthewdenbow1234
    @matthewdenbow1234 4 роки тому +63

    I didn't know Mike Pence actually spoke.....

    • @holoeveryone8105
      @holoeveryone8105 4 роки тому +3

      Me either

    • @LiliaSahanova
      @LiliaSahanova 4 роки тому +4

      You guys will have another 4 years to figure it out.

    • @austinwhite1268
      @austinwhite1268 4 роки тому +2

      No, he just stands there in sheer horror as his political future is ruined, by a child who has less political experience than he has. If VP Pence were smart, he would resign, that way, Nancy Pelosi would be VP.

    • @Stacey6988
      @Stacey6988 4 роки тому

      Matthew Denbow They moved him from the shelf. Now he’ll never talk again :(.

    • @sidesw1pe
      @sidesw1pe 4 роки тому

      True I think this is the first time I've seen him talking.

  • @sinupnext6669
    @sinupnext6669 3 роки тому +6

    And now he has it

  • @venkideshk2413
    @venkideshk2413 4 роки тому +6

    5:50 He is definitely advertising Tesla truck. "There's going to be a monster truck with a T on the Hood"..😆😅😁

  • @andrewhoye6355
    @andrewhoye6355 4 роки тому +164

    Jimmy should've said to Guillermo "go back to your joint" instead of "spot".
    Missed opportunity.

    • @coleenparsons4905
      @coleenparsons4905 4 роки тому +9

      He's saving that for after Easter. There's sure to be oppotunity then. Also, can't spell "spot" without "pot".

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers 4 роки тому +2

      He was too stoned to get it right

    • @arizona6494
      @arizona6494 4 роки тому +1

      LOLOLOL!!! Good one~

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers 4 роки тому +1

      @Vash TheStampede
      YOLO

    • @repliedreplied5552
      @repliedreplied5552 4 роки тому

      @Vash TheStampede yes they do.

  • @drod16thereal37
    @drod16thereal37 4 роки тому +7

    Jimmy you’re a good dude. Keep making us laugh.

  • @brianvulgaris6288
    @brianvulgaris6288 4 роки тому +90

    TRUMP: "he's really very expert"
    nothing like calming fears with clear communication!

    • @agh9224
      @agh9224 4 роки тому +1

      Speaking about “clear communication”, let’s talk about the democratic debate. Nothin like a free trump ad

    • @agh9224
      @agh9224 4 роки тому +2

      Rick Ton ignorance? Please. Elaborate. How am I ignorant. I wanna hear this

    • @ashleymaluu3674
      @ashleymaluu3674 4 роки тому

      🤪🤪😭😭 obama was a sophisticated, elegant dignified man and President Trump is trashy

    • @agh9224
      @agh9224 4 роки тому

      Ashley Maluu too bad Obama was a dumbass

  • @mpaczkow
    @mpaczkow 4 роки тому +5

    I found Pence’s metaphor hilarious. Reminded me of the movie “Idiocracy” - actually our whole situation since Trump’s election reminds me of that movie.

  • @UssyMustyYS
    @UssyMustyYS 4 роки тому +29

    That debate bit was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @privateprivate5302
    @privateprivate5302 4 роки тому +62

    they waved their hands in the air like they just don't medicare.....dead

    • @PeaceLilyvariegated
      @PeaceLilyvariegated 4 роки тому +1

      Oh that makes sense.. I thought he said they just don't care but laughed a bit at the end so it sounded funny this is so much better!

  • @talknow2859
    @talknow2859 4 роки тому +24

    "He's really very expert" and "I'll be announcing it exactly right now". You know, one's got to wonder if we're still in the real world when the President of the United States speaks like he's been drinking heavily. ... I'd be worried if my five-year old coins his grammar that way.

    • @conniecrawford5231
      @conniecrawford5231 4 роки тому +2

      Talk Now We need to work to save all the children and adults in the world. I am more afraid for my children and grandchildren than I am for myself. They have their whole lives ahead of them!

    • @OGitGirlJess
      @OGitGirlJess 4 роки тому

      Talk Now Well the guy that wrote his book did confirm that ole Donnie Don has the reading & writing level of an 8th-9th grader!!! 😩😩😩

    • @OGitGirlJess
      @OGitGirlJess 4 роки тому

      Nicu Chereji And I’m starting to think you’re not capable of thinking for yourself!

    • @imasimp4243
      @imasimp4243 3 роки тому

      "smh head"

  • @JasonNation72
    @JasonNation72 4 роки тому +4

    Now that I look at Mike Pence, I can't help but think about Beck Bennett from SNL, they kind of look alike.

  • @lightningrOdZ16
    @lightningrOdZ16 4 роки тому +208

    Every time I hear Mike Pence talk, I swear I’ve never heard him talk, guy is so bland

    • @AFishBicycle
      @AFishBicycle 4 роки тому +8

      It’s the sound of mayonnaise talking

    • @magicmarker7047
      @magicmarker7047 4 роки тому +7

      I really want to hear what Mikey has to say when he finds out that he has just been made Trump's "scapegoat".

    • @nokedjohnson8244
      @nokedjohnson8244 4 роки тому +1

      Me too🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @katiekarakondis3348
      @katiekarakondis3348 4 роки тому +3

      bland as his complexion

    • @robinjohnson8149
      @robinjohnson8149 4 роки тому

      Pence has always been on the Fence.

  • @MrRjhyt
    @MrRjhyt 4 роки тому +72

    I wonder how well these Coronavirus jokes will age in a month. Hopefully forgotten, and not horrifically.

  • @nightknight9415
    @nightknight9415 4 роки тому +85

    George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie."
    tRump : "I cannot tell the truth."
    tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"

    • @jaysonr9890
      @jaysonr9890 4 роки тому +3

      Night Knight I am most likely going to vote trump and that’s because of the facts and not the lies. So your uhh wrong there buddy.

    • @jerryrichardson2799
      @jerryrichardson2799 4 роки тому +2

      Sums up the current political environment.

    • @TelikiMouse
      @TelikiMouse 4 роки тому +5

      @Tommy Middlefinger you just proved his point

    • @TelikiMouse
      @TelikiMouse 4 роки тому +5

      @@jaysonr9890 he has thousands of confirmed lies.

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 4 роки тому +9

      @Tommy Middlefinger & @Jayson 👈 These clowns were brainwashed by Faux "news" & poorly educated at tRump University! Then they got exposed by drinking the circus peanut orange koolaid from the Liar-In-Chief's cult of ignorance. Agolf Twittler is a narcissistic, amoral, draft dodger who only serves himself & uses military heroes as props. He stole from his own sham charity & hides his tax returns after declaring bankruptcy 6x & losing 1.2 BILLION dollars in just a decade. His hair is a microcosm of his corruption...one long coverup. Don't worry blind cult followers, tRump will be certain to save you right after his BS bone spurs heal up! 😁😄😂🤣 ✅MATE!

  • @kelador80
    @kelador80 4 роки тому +2

    The demolition derby analogy was actually pretty good. Surprised by Pence on that one.

  • @erickgonzalez3828
    @erickgonzalez3828 4 роки тому +23

    Love how Guillermo outta no where confesses he smokes pot! 🤣😂🤣😂 “That explains a lot!”- Jimmy 😂😂😂😂 All these years and never would’ve known

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 4 роки тому +1

      That was pretty damn funny!!😂

    • @XAVIERCUERVO
      @XAVIERCUERVO 4 роки тому +2

      He learned that from jimmy

    • @asiandramamama
      @asiandramamama 4 роки тому

      He probably took it up after that slide incident.

  • @USUG0
    @USUG0 4 роки тому +104

    Pence plan to confront the virus: prayers and abstinence

    • @2380Shaw
      @2380Shaw 4 роки тому +5

      Plus taking away health care from the poorest.

    • @kbb6279
      @kbb6279 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂👍👏

    •  4 роки тому

      Add in Tylenol and Primatene tablets and that's all you need.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 4 роки тому

      *Gently locks him in a tiny room with a heaping of viral matter, a prayer book and a cold towel*
      Lemme know how that turns out, Pencey

  • @RAPTOR-zo7gt
    @RAPTOR-zo7gt 3 роки тому +4

    Oh oh oh, how the turn tables

  • @davidk4278
    @davidk4278 4 роки тому +11

    Jimmy: orange man bad...
    Liberals: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @sdagoth3037
      @sdagoth3037 4 роки тому +3

      As opposed to conservatives, who aren't funny and have no comedians in the first place.

    • @davidk4278
      @davidk4278 4 роки тому

      SDagoth yes you’re right. Liberals are a joke. 🤦‍♂️

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 4 роки тому +1

      Trumpists: Orange man good...

  • @CYPandreas90
    @CYPandreas90 4 роки тому +73

    This is the decade of crazy dictators. Really what is wrong with the planet.

    • @sleppyjoe4922
      @sleppyjoe4922 4 роки тому +5

      65 million voters

    • @gauravsolanki4794
      @gauravsolanki4794 4 роки тому +3

      People can't mock dictators in their country. Jst Saying.

    • @mikegagne3263
      @mikegagne3263 4 роки тому

      Does seem to be the contemporary zeitgeist.

    • @welcometolife4237
      @welcometolife4237 4 роки тому

      Everyone will die anyway even their bloodline. Just enjoy the show

    • @nothingatall3432
      @nothingatall3432 4 роки тому

      Richard Parker electoral college sorry we won’t let mob rule choose our leadership

  • @alphachief.
    @alphachief. 4 роки тому +42

    I don't get it why he's so rude to Guillermo. I get it he's trying to be funny, may be I'm just not getting his humour. Although telling someone "go back to your spot" and belittling someone when chance comes, is not really funny. IMO

    • @1cyanideghost
      @1cyanideghost 4 роки тому +4

      It's definitely something I find deeply troubling

    • @larkvarhees9177
      @larkvarhees9177 4 роки тому +8

      That's literally what Guillermo is there for, he is the comic relief character. You guys are just being overly sensitive. I bet you guys are white

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 роки тому +5

      You do get that this is scripted, don't you?

    • @extremepctech
      @extremepctech 4 роки тому

      I don’t think what William said was scripted..come on weed? I think kimmel was making him rethink what he said ..when he said wheat.

    • @PM-tx8co
      @PM-tx8co 4 роки тому +4

      I totally agree. I think it very unnecessary and it totally belittles him. It makes me sad that Jimmy did this. It makes me want to stop watching because I get embarrassed for Guillermo.
      And I am Mexican not white. The whole “wheat” thing was also very very unnecessary. He makes fun of Trump for the way he talks about immigrants and although he’s not as bad as Trump. He should uplift Guillermo and not make him look bad in front of everyone

  • @silverslider562
    @silverslider562 4 роки тому +53

    “He is really very expert in the field” Jesus the President is really very not an expert in the field of grammar

  • @HorseMuse
    @HorseMuse 4 роки тому +5

    Anyone else not like how he speaks to Guillermo ? The only thing I don't like about Jimmy. "Go back to your spot!" Really...

    • @Trilluminati713
      @Trilluminati713 4 роки тому

      HorseMuse rich liberals ...

    • @joelcampos8795
      @joelcampos8795 4 роки тому +1

      It's a joke (not a very good one but still.) I'm sure he doesn't actually talk to him like that.

  • @stevesloan7132
    @stevesloan7132 4 роки тому +114

    Pence is from a small town?! And here I thought that he was an escapee from an embalming parlour. Who knew?!

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 4 роки тому +7

      Steve Sloan I always assumed it was a spawning pool, given his snakelike features

    • @johnhearn5043
      @johnhearn5043 4 роки тому +2

      That's a good one, always was
      Afraid of the place. It's a very
      Suspicious place, and I confess
      I wasn't the sharpest tool in the
      Shed. And then I joined the
      Air Force, so you know I'm
      An idiot.

    • @WeedWhacker2010
      @WeedWhacker2010 4 роки тому +1

      @Beyonce big booty OR Coronavirus You truly are either A): A total tool or; B): A complete imbecile.
      I say *BOTH*.

    • @stevesloan7132
      @stevesloan7132 4 роки тому +1

      @@WeedWhacker2010 I stand in awe of your towering intellect.I am as nothing compared to you. You have beaten me down with you're perspicacity, and acumen. You must be a true genius. Are you from Russia? You must be. Because only A Russian could be so brilliant!

    • @stevesloan7132
      @stevesloan7132 4 роки тому

      @Beyonce big booty OR Coronavirus So, they really aren't just a couple of rouge cheecked store window dummies proped up in the front window out there in Washington? Gosh. I stand corrected.

  • @andracoz
    @andracoz 4 роки тому +60

    I encourage the pope to take a closer look at his organisation and to stop hiding the criminals within.

    • @andracoz
      @andracoz 4 роки тому +5

      @Jennifer Erickson That's a different group of criminals for sure.

    • @augustlandmesser1520
      @augustlandmesser1520 4 роки тому +1

      Just google "pope Francis Vatican reforms" instead of parroting platitudes.

    • @andracoz
      @andracoz 4 роки тому +2

      @@augustlandmesser1520 Looking something up and the declaration of reform is far from it actually happening. We will believe it when we see it, right now his opinions are worthless without visable actions.

  • @fruitypavlova9714
    @fruitypavlova9714 4 роки тому +2

    We live in a age where even 'the Pope' gets roasted & trolled. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @phoenixd9679
    @phoenixd9679 4 роки тому

    Wow !!! Thank you Jimmy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @skyekh33
    @skyekh33 4 роки тому +86

    The man doesn’t believe in science 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @waves5114
      @waves5114 4 роки тому +3

      @SmokeKing33 Yes you can lol you just did

    • @waves5114
      @waves5114 4 роки тому +2

      Might I remind you that the left believes men can have periods

    • @skywolf2012
      @skywolf2012 4 роки тому

      He worships hisself😅😅😷

    • @xRANZIDx
      @xRANZIDx 4 роки тому +3

      The sane major of us leftists don't, don't group us with those freaks

    • @skywolf2012
      @skywolf2012 4 роки тому +1

      @SmokeKing33 The virus is making lots and lots of money just follow the money and focus on those who are not afraid..😅😷😅😷

  • @UnequallyYolkedCouple
    @UnequallyYolkedCouple 4 роки тому +4

    I needed this laugh, thanks!

  • @mornedunn
    @mornedunn 3 роки тому

    So strange to watch this clip today in retrospect, and all that is happening in the world... Love your show Jimmy! From Johannesburg, South Africa

  • @alexr.5389
    @alexr.5389 4 роки тому +1

    love you jimmy, another good one.

  • @cccckxcckeo
    @cccckxcckeo 4 роки тому +25

    Guillermo smoking that whole grain 😂

  • @carlosrfonseca
    @carlosrfonseca 4 роки тому +41

    "expert at the field" and "Mike Pence" are two expressions I though I'd never see together in the same sentence, and yet, here we are.

    • @sharongillesp
      @sharongillesp 4 роки тому +4

      Carlos you're absolutely right! It's called an oxymoron...really! Oxy-MORON as in Trump/Pence are morons.

    • @kbb6279
      @kbb6279 4 роки тому

      😂👍

  • @yourenough3
    @yourenough3 4 роки тому

    I could watch these skits all day. You know it really helps to take my mind off of the fear of the coronavirus. These are just beyond funny. I am usually in bed when Jimmy Kimmel comes on because I have a daughter that goes to school. I need to look into DVR. Thanks for the laughs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

  • @patriciahinojosa3177
    @patriciahinojosa3177 4 роки тому +22

    I love this show, Jimmy k is awesome, especially when he does trump's voice. 😂

    •  4 роки тому

      @I.Q. by race- "especially if you were to die a miserable death."

  • @jjmac3561
    @jjmac3561 4 роки тому +108

    "I know the best words"........."Leightweight chocker".......
    He doesn't know the best words, he can't spell the few he does know, he struggles to even say them!

    • @jackmcandle6955
      @jackmcandle6955 4 роки тому

      I really think he wanted to say cocksu...r and came up with chocker at the last second for the press

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +5

      He can't even spell his own name!

    • @jjmac3561
      @jjmac3561 4 роки тому

      @Jimmy the crybaby weasel Kimmel wow, you are a special kind of stupid. No wonder he loves the uneducated.

    • @jjmac3561
      @jjmac3561 4 роки тому

      @@jackmcandle6955 but he can't even spell lightweight, is his phone so cheap that it doesn't have spellchecker lol

  • @frankmunoz2232
    @frankmunoz2232 4 роки тому +25

    WE NEED HIM OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

    • @BBAKER22
      @BBAKER22 4 роки тому +2

      NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN

    • @sharongillesp
      @sharongillesp 4 роки тому +2

      We need him locked up to protect the innocent .

    • @bakaron7842
      @bakaron7842 4 роки тому

      S. Gillespie we need the Democrats locked up to save America!!!!

  • @UKindness4
    @UKindness4 4 роки тому +3

    Well most birds are afraid of people but one comes to Bernie - it knew his genuine kind heart!

  • @RJavierYepesDeV
    @RJavierYepesDeV 4 роки тому

    You are hilarious!
    Quito-Ecuador
    2020

  • @luispiros
    @luispiros 4 роки тому +72

    “Like the just don’t Medicare” good one yimmy

  • @grahameaton2329
    @grahameaton2329 4 роки тому +13

    Given that any negative news on Coronavirus adversely affects the Stock Market do you really believe that we will get honest updates from this administration?

    • @nickthompson1812
      @nickthompson1812 4 роки тому

      Graham Eaton well said. I think it was pretty telling once he started blaming “the democratic nominee” for the stock market decline.

    • @jfoster2488
      @jfoster2488 4 роки тому

      Kinda sad how the American populace has become so easily Hoodwinked.. Or maybe they've managed to rally all the people who swear the WWE is real...

    • @grahameaton2329
      @grahameaton2329 4 роки тому

      jfoster2488 ..unfortunately your average Trump supporter would believe covid -19 is a virus spread by Hilary’s emails if he told them so.

  • @tselengbotlhole750
    @tselengbotlhole750 4 роки тому

    The Patella Hello 🤣🤣

  • @mikeock3164
    @mikeock3164 4 роки тому

    you just made my night 😂😂

  • @UmerMumtaz
    @UmerMumtaz 4 роки тому +33

    Ironic : An Orange Virus in the Whitehouse is talking about another Virus!

  • @waltergodsoe5526
    @waltergodsoe5526 4 роки тому +30

    Sanders 2020 Reach Out Reach Up America Awakens

    • @marcusshirley5624
      @marcusshirley5624 4 роки тому +1

      TRUMP 2020

    • @waltergodsoe5526
      @waltergodsoe5526 4 роки тому

      @First name last name Your funny

    • @s.b6688
      @s.b6688 4 роки тому

      First name last name it’s not communism buddy it’s, say it with me..... socialism. And I can’t believe you hate your fellow man so much that you’re against it.

    • @waltergodsoe5526
      @waltergodsoe5526 4 роки тому

      @@s.b6688 Huh?

    • @s.b6688
      @s.b6688 4 роки тому

      Walter Godsoe huh?

  • @waynelynch3862
    @waynelynch3862 4 роки тому +7

    Love the Trump mask. Even funnier was Trump wearing a ''Indian Chief'' headdress while in India. Keep those great clips coming Jimmy. We need to laugh, to stop from screaming at this Orange Clown.

    • @2colddre805
      @2colddre805 4 роки тому +1

      Wayne Lynch nigga how uneducated do u have to be to end up like you

  • @seakelp3508
    @seakelp3508 4 роки тому +12

    Is Mike Pence going to "pray away" the virus?

    • @TelikiMouse
      @TelikiMouse 4 роки тому

      Just like he does to the gays.

  • @davidfuentes9957
    @davidfuentes9957 4 роки тому +46

    Caronavirus? Better known as “Cabronavirus.”

    • @SC-gh6gd
      @SC-gh6gd 4 роки тому +1

      @Andrei Andrei2 COVID-19

    • @Ed-rn4yj
      @Ed-rn4yj 4 роки тому +2

      You guys dont get that it's a spanish joke

    • @SC-gh6gd
      @SC-gh6gd 4 роки тому

      @@Ed-rn4yj si lo entiendo. Pero se quería pasar de listo.

    • @RMillie04
      @RMillie04 4 роки тому +1

      Okay this got me 😂

  • @sahilkhemka182
    @sahilkhemka182 4 роки тому +14

    trump needs grammerly.

  • @jadeanderson1743
    @jadeanderson1743 4 роки тому

    Lol the monster truck! 😂 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @todarislife8595
    @todarislife8595 4 роки тому

    The Edit Of R. Kelly Took Me OUT 🗣🤣🤣

  • @anupamchakrawarti1803
    @anupamchakrawarti1803 4 роки тому +3

    The Patella Hello ! Are you kidding me ?
    Why re-invent the wheel when you got "Namaste" 🙏 ?

  • @Cys62
    @Cys62 4 роки тому +15

    Pence looks dammed tense and stiff... i wonder why...

  • @beatricearie
    @beatricearie 4 роки тому

    Hahahahahaha this is a really funny one! Haven’t heard that from you in a very long time Jimmy!

  • @xxbaseballdude16xx
    @xxbaseballdude16xx 4 роки тому +4

    It’s all fun and memes until we are all deathly sick in less than a month...

  • @judywaits4u
    @judywaits4u 4 роки тому +29

    When talking about "Chockers" he is talking about those men who used to run out and put those wooden blocks under the wheels of planes!

    • @judywaits4u
      @judywaits4u 4 роки тому +1

      @Robin Justice It was not intended to make sense.

    • @billburros5343
      @billburros5343 4 роки тому +1

      they still do that...every time a plane comes to a stop at the gate

    • @judywaits4u
      @judywaits4u 4 роки тому +2

      @Robin Justice Because nothing Trump says makes much sense. He has this thing for suddenly changing the subject mid-sentence.

    • @jadibrahim4521
      @jadibrahim4521 4 роки тому +1

      Judith Aldridge do you think we care

    • @georgeanderson5766
      @georgeanderson5766 4 роки тому

      Hello lets talk

  • @judthchrismon3345
    @judthchrismon3345 4 роки тому +10

    What credentials does Mike pence have to make him a expert in medicine especially the Coronavirus?

    • @dalepeto9620
      @dalepeto9620 4 роки тому +8

      He's a expert in medicine because he has undergone 2 medical procedures: lobotomy and castration.

    • @judthchrismon3345
      @judthchrismon3345 4 роки тому

      @@dalepeto9620 😂😂😂😍

    • @dalepeto9620
      @dalepeto9620 4 роки тому

      @First name last nameThe republicant party Quayle, Bush, Mike Brown, (heckuva job Brownie) Palin, tump and Pence a regular Mt. Rushmore of stupidity

    • @jeffrey6511
      @jeffrey6511 4 роки тому

      Dale Peto LMFAO!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @ryanvalade6727
    @ryanvalade6727 4 роки тому +1

    I thought the hello in New York was the middle finger

  • @jamescwolf
    @jamescwolf 4 роки тому

    LOVE the mini skit at 1:54 !!! Who ordered the pastrami sandwich? Hilarious!

  • @user-fb2kp5uw8k
    @user-fb2kp5uw8k 4 роки тому +24

    Who's gonna be the next president ?
    Bernie sanders : ✋

    • @SuperFred001
      @SuperFred001 4 роки тому

      Trump

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds 4 роки тому +2

      Trump will Feel The Bern and then he will be Fired!

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds 4 роки тому

      @@SuperFred001 Why do you say that? And are you threatening a US Senator, or are you referring to his recent heart attack?
      Because the polls don't think so, nor do the first three results.

  • @BarefootVlogger
    @BarefootVlogger 4 роки тому +9

    3 days ago tweet from Trump: "Stock market starting to look good to me". It looks a lot better now but not as good as it will tomorrow.

    • @OGitGirlJess
      @OGitGirlJess 4 роки тому

      Keto Beach 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ZAKKt01
      @ZAKKt01 4 роки тому

      He probably bought pandemic bonds, actually a thing by the world bank since 2017 I guess

  • @josephfalco3141
    @josephfalco3141 4 роки тому +2

    Monster Truck Presidency: anyone seen "Idiocracy"?

  • @Danny-yi2bf
    @Danny-yi2bf 4 роки тому +1

    Just watched the original press conference with Trump talking about the virus and said the Number one priority is the health and safety of the American people. Now, look.... I don’t have a dog in this fight (right or left) but after watching that Press conference and feeling good about what the President said and right under that video I seen Jimmy Kimmel “Trump is Definitely not worried about virus” this is why I can’t stand Hollywood right now. Everyone is so scared to get cancelled.

  • @toddb9313
    @toddb9313 4 роки тому +5

    Pence needs to tell the farmers that "Farm Subsidies are Socialist and need to stop" and see if he gets out alive.

  • @tropicalcandyland6266
    @tropicalcandyland6266 4 роки тому +9

    Trump in the thumbnail looks like he’s in the “Drag Me Down” music video with One Direction.

  • @drphot6050
    @drphot6050 4 роки тому

    That R. Kelly part tho 😂🤣😂

  • @flo-rk5zb
    @flo-rk5zb 4 роки тому

    It's all fun and games until you actually have corona in your school....😂

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 4 роки тому +26

    I tried the patella hello, but ended up accidentally kneeing someone in his "socks"...if you're an avid Terry Pratchett reader, you catch my drift.

    • @Dragonfruit260
      @Dragonfruit260 4 роки тому

      O. B. 😹😹

    • @charlienaysmith6868
      @charlienaysmith6868 4 роки тому

      you must be really short....

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 4 роки тому +1

      @@charlienaysmith6868
      ---
      You must not be an avid Terry Pratchett reader.

    • @charlienaysmith6868
      @charlienaysmith6868 4 роки тому

      ​@@o.b.7217 not everyone reads books.

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 4 роки тому +1

      @@charlienaysmith6868
      ---
      Sad but true.

  • @golfncrypto1542
    @golfncrypto1542 4 роки тому +5

    As long as late night hosts are more worried about Trump than the virus, I’m not worried one bit.

  • @ahmedfawzy4990
    @ahmedfawzy4990 4 роки тому +10

    why does jimmy's impression of Bernie sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger! LOL

  • @chickenflower4829
    @chickenflower4829 4 роки тому +6

    He’s more worried when economy goes downhill bc economy is the only thing he can brag about himself

    • @zedcartwright5267
      @zedcartwright5267 4 роки тому

      @Ministry of Truth 1984 z

    • @nicu39chereji
      @nicu39chereji 4 роки тому

      Chicken Flower that’s right because if not Americans will eat each other , you just heard about corona virus and all shelves at superstore got empty, so someone has to keep Americans big bellies full so they won’t end up eating each other

  • @DrReginaldFinleySr
    @DrReginaldFinleySr 4 роки тому +26

    Yes, Pence is an "expert in the field". Trump is beyond idiocy.

    • @patcypatcy2797
      @patcypatcy2797 4 роки тому +2

      THE DEMS ARE 1000 TIMES WORSE...

    • @DrReginaldFinleySr
      @DrReginaldFinleySr 4 роки тому +2

      @@patcypatcy2797 How so? No politician in history has revealed Trump's level of incuriosity, intellectual disability, and lying propensity.

    • @aliennemesis0663
      @aliennemesis0663 4 роки тому

      Traveling Light 💯

  • @ClaireMarieStephanieJackson
    @ClaireMarieStephanieJackson 4 роки тому +54

    Mike Pence always looks like he’s constipated

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 4 роки тому +1

      @I.Q. by race stay *mad😆😂*

    • @joaquinvaladez2070
      @joaquinvaladez2070 4 роки тому

      Stephanie Jackson...
      T-rump only has eat some prunes in the White House. Prunes surround all the time

  • @Manava2012
    @Manava2012 4 роки тому

    I am gonna try this new greeting style tomorrow :)

  • @therealcdnuser
    @therealcdnuser 4 роки тому

    “I hope the virus isn’t transmitted by kissing ass!” 😂😂😂