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  • Опубліковано 14 чер 2024
  • Donald Trump handed Coronavirus duties to VP Mike Pence, the White House released an instructional video about washing your hands correctly, the Trump campaign is opening 'Black Voices for Trump Community Centers,' Michael Bloomberg delivered laughs at a CNN Town Hall, a baboon escaped a vasectomy in Australia, Air New Zealand will be offering bunk beds on future flights, and we check-in with a man who has been leading the charge to make unmarried sex legal in Virginia. #FredWillard
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  • @imfromdowntown
    @imfromdowntown 4 роки тому +331

    Fred Willard is still the king. Fumbles the boner line but ad libs a great follow-up. Kudos to Kimmel for regularly working him into sketches.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +11

      This show is gold!

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 4 роки тому +4

      Have you ever watched his early Lettermans? They're wild

    • @ZobethC
      @ZobethC 4 роки тому +6

      It’s important he keeps working. He needs it to stay fresh and brain active and most importantly his spirits up. He is one of the funniest ad-libbers. Love Willard. He part in Wall-E still is one of my favorite bit parts he’s done.

    • @josephbarron6778
      @josephbarron6778 4 роки тому +1

      I apologise for returning from the mere 2-month future, but...... R.I.P.

  • @jcesarbtorres6006
    @jcesarbtorres6006 4 роки тому +81

    You're my Hero Fred Willard, GOD bless you

    • @ShadyBear420
      @ShadyBear420 4 роки тому +8

      He's been such a comedic legend... it makes me sad when I see him shake like that ...but at least he's still doing what he loves!!! 🙏💙

    • @kumanaz2765
      @kumanaz2765 4 роки тому +5

      phosphorescent wave he has Parkinson’s

  • @Ffejro12256
    @Ffejro12256 4 роки тому +545

    Fred Willard. Despite his trembling hands his brain is still steady as ever. The guy is a national treasure.

    • @jaydavids6485
      @jaydavids6485 4 роки тому +14

      Luv this guy!!!

    • @RobinPillage.
      @RobinPillage. 4 роки тому +4

      yes indeed

    • @susaneva1689
      @susaneva1689 4 роки тому +3

      GreenDaddy hilarious

    • @ZobethC
      @ZobethC 4 роки тому +21

      My heart melts for him when I see him and I come here just for his bits. Keeping him on air helps him, keeps his brain active and his spirits up. Love you Fred ❤️ 💕

    • @jiffjiffernson7292
      @jiffjiffernson7292 4 роки тому +12

      No one can replace him! Btw, hands schmands he is a true killer to the core!

  • @allabouttheafc6031
    @allabouttheafc6031 4 роки тому +30

    When the comedy talk shows make more sense and display a hell of a lot more knowledge than the president, you know you've got the wrong person in charge.

  • @danp1471
    @danp1471 4 роки тому +24

    "Wait a minute, Guillermo is that you?"
    I wouldn't have even noticed that if that if he didn't point it out.

  • @dr5911
    @dr5911 4 роки тому +124

    I love Fred Willard, I don't like seeing his hands shaking reminds me of my grandparents but he is still hilarious

    • @screwyootube1
      @screwyootube1 3 роки тому

      You probably need more experience with the elderly. They're not someone to be scared or ashamed of!

  • @amyleach1582
    @amyleach1582 4 роки тому +217

    OMG, the Chinese Roomba! I can’t....

    • @user-dx8gl4no4q
      @user-dx8gl4no4q 4 роки тому +6

      I think it's useless

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 4 роки тому +3

      Of course it's useless people avoid it

    • @tracyanne64
      @tracyanne64 4 роки тому +2

      Lol! 😂

    • @nessselfish7396
      @nessselfish7396 4 роки тому +13

      @@fisherking7798 Scientist have found that the virus could stay in the air (say an infected person sneezed) and survive long enough to infect people by being exposed to their faces (or hands which people will use to touch their face), so spaying disinfectant is not useless.

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 4 роки тому

      @@nessselfish7396 look at the film people avoid it so they're not getting sprayed

  • @newme525
    @newme525 4 роки тому +20

    Awww - Fred Willard. My day is made!

  • @beckv8526
    @beckv8526 4 роки тому +40

    I love Fred so much! I wish Jimmy would do more of these segments with him.

    • @GladysAlicea
      @GladysAlicea 4 роки тому +3

      Jimmy loves helping people, his family, Guillermo, Willard, even Black's made comeback leading to Daily Show (or is the other way around?). He seems a genuinely good person.

  • @alexsparks-bakota3099
    @alexsparks-bakota3099 4 роки тому +6

    1:53 “this is, uh, a funny joke too...” Kimmel’s transitions are the best lmao

  • @chroniccrypto5621
    @chroniccrypto5621 4 роки тому +398

    It's scary af when a comedy show has more accurate information then the president. Wake tf America

    • @myrnagonsalves4050
      @myrnagonsalves4050 4 роки тому +14

      Chroic this is a stupid statement.

    • @Goland454
      @Goland454 4 роки тому +40

      Myrna Gonsalves stupidly accurate

    • @ianpatrick260
      @ianpatrick260 4 роки тому +1

      To fair if said anything but he would would be fired or be forced to apologise

    • @chroniccrypto5621
      @chroniccrypto5621 4 роки тому +18

      @@myrnagonsalves4050 how id this a stupid statement? It's factual bit I guess facts make you stupid these days.

    • @juandelacuz9456
      @juandelacuz9456 4 роки тому +1

      Chronic Crypto your ignorance is scary.

  • @anthonysanchez448
    @anthonysanchez448 4 роки тому +46

    Wait a minute “Guillermo, is that you?” No. HAHAHAHAHAH

  • @RussMcClay
    @RussMcClay 4 роки тому +5

    Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel Live for posting these to UA-cam! Jimmy rocks!

  • @le2800
    @le2800 4 роки тому +52

    I truly miss the days of having a REAL president who instead of criticizing and casting blame for outbreaks tried to find cures and worked with others to do so. Ebola comes to mind! 🙄

    • @NickDiBella716
      @NickDiBella716 4 роки тому +4

      L Erkins i miss the old days when children didn’t steal their moms iPads to post bullshit. trump 2020

    • @le2800
      @le2800 4 роки тому +9

      Nicolas The Actual Locomotive Yeah! I totally agree!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻That Trump Jr. needs to leave Mommy Donnie Trump’s IPad alone! 😂🤣

    • @slimeball4l540
      @slimeball4l540 4 роки тому +1

      @Wing Ding yeah same

    • @exhainca
      @exhainca 4 роки тому +1

      I truly miss the days of REAL comedy.

  • @johnwatersjr.8978
    @johnwatersjr.8978 4 роки тому +21

    Fred Willard! 😂💥💥💥👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @vic5015
    @vic5015 4 роки тому +16

    Truman had "The buck stops here." If the Dumpster Fire Administration had a slogan it would be "Its not our fault. Blame Obama."

  • @gankhef5564
    @gankhef5564 4 роки тому +108

    "Fresh Prince of Bad Hair"
    Just wanted to point that out. Carry on.

    • @mrburns366
      @mrburns366 4 роки тому +1

      @Stephanie Logan photo shop? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @politerudeboi6898
      @politerudeboi6898 4 роки тому

      how do u find will smith in the snow?.....u look for the fresh prints

  • @chinoisachebe975
    @chinoisachebe975 4 роки тому +101

    -Wait a minute. Guillermo, is that you?
    -....No.

    • @chinoisachebe975
      @chinoisachebe975 4 роки тому +2

      @Brian O'Kongkohr I would believe him if he told he doesn't drink Corona anymore...you know, because of the virus.

    • @elow19921
      @elow19921 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao🤣

  • @SheriParkhurst-wd5cj
    @SheriParkhurst-wd5cj 4 роки тому +1

    Fred Willard is still the funniest actor around! Btw Jimmy ur pretty funny 2! 😆❤️

  • @rencewelltube
    @rencewelltube 4 роки тому +5

    The Fresh Prince of Bad Hair 😭😂

  • @richardrivaldo1287
    @richardrivaldo1287 4 роки тому +214

    America needs to wash their hands of trump

    • @irm316
      @irm316 4 роки тому +4

      Richard Rivaldo and why should they?

    • @MrHashbrownie101
      @MrHashbrownie101 4 роки тому +5

      @@irm316 cuz he doesn't want a job

    • @imxn1000
      @imxn1000 4 роки тому +12

      @@irm316 bc hes trump need i say more

    • @montanacrone8984
      @montanacrone8984 4 роки тому +14

      Isaiah Mathew quit watching FoxNews, it will all become clear to you. You can choose PBS, BBC, DW, France24 ( in English) for a start. FoxNews isn’t classified as news, it’s entertainment

    • @richardrivaldo1287
      @richardrivaldo1287 4 роки тому +6

      @@irm316 exactly has only president for his own gain not america

  • @tomato48
    @tomato48 4 роки тому +60

    It’s cool that he’s not letting his Parkinson’s stop him from acting.

    • @jayborden4420
      @jayborden4420 4 роки тому +3

      Who, Trump?

    • @Triattt
      @Triattt 4 роки тому

      I was going to ask if that was part of the character or it's really him. Didn't now he had Parkinson's...

    • @alysiastubbs9696
      @alysiastubbs9696 4 роки тому +2

      @@jayborden4420 Fred Willard

    • @JoeCnNd
      @JoeCnNd 4 роки тому

      I didn't even know he had it until I seen him shaking. I always loved him in everything he does, especially best in show.

    • @josephbarron6778
      @josephbarron6778 3 роки тому +2

      R.I.P

  • @blantonric41
    @blantonric41 4 роки тому +3

    Guillermo, what a sport! Best sidekick in late night TV!

  • @bisma16
    @bisma16 4 роки тому +14

    *JIMMY IS ON FIRE TODAY.* 🔥🔥😂😂😂

  • @jensplannersandjesus
    @jensplannersandjesus 4 роки тому +40

    Donald Trumps favorite word, “I.”

    • @NickDiBella716
      @NickDiBella716 4 роки тому +1

      Jen’s Planners and Faith ok liberal

    • @girldrinkdrunk5453
      @girldrinkdrunk5453 4 роки тому +3

      Remember The Beatle's song.. "I me me mine" sung by John Lennon ? That's a "perfect" description of The Chosen One. Everything is about him and what a victim he is!

    • @NickDiBella716
      @NickDiBella716 4 роки тому

      Mimi Stern everything on the Democrats agenda is to hate trump.

    • @le2800
      @le2800 4 роки тому

      Nicolas The Actual Locomotive okay Walking Lobotomy!!! 👌🏼

    • @le2800
      @le2800 4 роки тому +2

      @ Jen’s Planners and Faith So true! “I did nothing wrong. I made a perfect call. I have an high IQ. I have all the best people. I love my daughter even though I must not say it. I have all the best words like bigly, covfefe, and hamberders. I am the best. The Chosen one. I am being persecuted. On and on! I, I, I. Me. Me. Me. Can’t wait until all we hear is, “I”am now out of office! Preferably with bracelets waiting for him.

  • @jatininti6153
    @jatininti6153 4 роки тому +16

    I love Jimmy Kimmel!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍

    • @sararastikhah7039
      @sararastikhah7039 4 роки тому

      Jimmy is awesome and a TRUE Brave voice for the people of AMERICANS who are honestly affraid of having no protection from anything. He is voicing our need to Pay Attention and take care of ourselves.

  • @frankie1012
    @frankie1012 4 роки тому +4

    😭😂🤣 the tiny orange 🖐 🤚

  • @pedrolopes3377
    @pedrolopes3377 4 роки тому +10

    “Unfinished business” best joke ever.

  • @philhancin3489
    @philhancin3489 4 роки тому +24

    "Fresh prince of bad hair"
    I'ma head out ✌

  • @Isalala3000
    @Isalala3000 4 роки тому +12

    I always cheer when I see that Fred will be on the program! Love him

  • @panahim
    @panahim 4 роки тому +21

    Fred Willard is hilarious at any age.

  • @phoenixd9679
    @phoenixd9679 4 роки тому

    Thank you Jimmy you are AWSOME 👏🏻👏🏻

  • @manupupule
    @manupupule 4 роки тому +35

    that black queen looks amazing !!

  • @burlsink31
    @burlsink31 4 роки тому +32

    I love this guy! He has the best sense of humor ! I love , love love his trump bashing 😆 What a idiot president we have!!

    • @le2800
      @le2800 4 роки тому +3

      Cindi Massey Bates 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I know right!!! But WHO is the bigger idiot Him or the people so aggressively defending him?! 🧐

    • @burlsink31
      @burlsink31 4 роки тому +3

      L Erkins Exactly. The “ NO BRAINers .. 🧠 🙀

  • @barryestime3409
    @barryestime3409 4 роки тому +1

    I love your show jimmy , I never felt so informed and interested in news until I watch yours ..you really changed how your audience perceive news

  • @JT_WARCRIME
    @JT_WARCRIME 4 роки тому +5

    I keep asking myself, "Why Fred Willard?"... and then I suddenly forget what I was thinking about when I start laughing my ass off at his dry straight man shtick.

  • @user-zf3zc9pn8l
    @user-zf3zc9pn8l 4 роки тому +7

    Bozo is a germophobe? And he did Stormy without “rubber”?😂😂

  • @2chooks
    @2chooks 4 роки тому +5

    I love Fred Willard!!

  • @emadmahdavi
    @emadmahdavi 4 роки тому

    We are blessed to have Fred Willard provide his time for us and we will be thankful for as long as he is with us. What a man!

  • @starchild4117
    @starchild4117 4 роки тому +31

    I love how the disinfectant spraying makes a rainbow

  • @TikiHi77
    @TikiHi77 4 роки тому +3

    Those beds remind me of the berthing space on naval ships. Cozy

  • @divebarbathroom7397
    @divebarbathroom7397 4 роки тому +3

    "Guriellmo, is that you?"
    "No"
    Best fukimg part

  • @jcesarbtorres6006
    @jcesarbtorres6006 4 роки тому +7

    All my family loves you Fred Willard, GOD bless you

  • @wokishi006
    @wokishi006 4 роки тому +287

    Trump: Pence will fix it! And we will make cornovavirus pay for it.

  • @1castellp
    @1castellp 4 роки тому +9

    5:23 True. There is no, "I" in "Team". However, you can't spell, "team" without the letters, "m" and "e".

    • @JoeCnNd
      @JoeCnNd 4 роки тому

      and a and t, as in don't at me.

  • @villehytonen7279
    @villehytonen7279 4 роки тому +39

    So there was actually a reason why its called VIRGINia..

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 4 роки тому +1

      Named for Elizabeth I's putative purity, but one really shouldn't hang onto traditions for 440 years without rethinking them occasionally.

  • @fozziebear5351
    @fozziebear5351 4 роки тому +1

    The tiny Trump hands got my "like".

  • @staceyduncan7490
    @staceyduncan7490 4 роки тому

    Bahaha Hand cleaning section made me L.O.L!😁💚

  • @prespa78
    @prespa78 4 роки тому +28

    I love Jimmy Kimmel and its nice he is trying to make us laugh but coronavirus is not a joke and I hope people find this serious .
    Be safe people

    • @nickthompson1812
      @nickthompson1812 4 роки тому +1

      Prespa yes, we know it’s serious. People make light of serious situations with humor. Think about it this way, they have to know it’s serious enough to invoke humor. It’s a growing concern, but nothing to revolve your life around.

  • @suzclayton783
    @suzclayton783 4 роки тому +21

    Fred Willard could do the perfect Mike Pence

  • @CaptainBlaine
    @CaptainBlaine 4 роки тому

    Lmao @ the instructors!!! 😂

  • @jorgeechevarria3695
    @jorgeechevarria3695 4 роки тому +1

    The trap part got me good😂😂😂😂

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +47

    I just wanted to hear him say “China” in a Trump voice

    • @randomwildtv2206
      @randomwildtv2206 4 роки тому +4

      "GYNAH!"

    • @byronp2311
      @byronp2311 4 роки тому

      "kheinsha"

    • @sleepypanda2696
      @sleepypanda2696 4 роки тому +1

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache
      How r u everywhere

    • @byronp2311
      @byronp2311 4 роки тому

      @@sleepypanda2696 Trying to survive. It's going sorta ok. And you?

  • @ritahassing2533
    @ritahassing2533 4 роки тому +111

    Omg, we're all gonna die, Pence knows nothing!

    • @christhompson9486
      @christhompson9486 4 роки тому +5

      Mommy knows

    • @honesttitles2466
      @honesttitles2466 4 роки тому +2

      Rita Hassing obama did no anything

    • @sherrymesser7540
      @sherrymesser7540 4 роки тому

      @Olivia Won't be no Black helicopters in the Military that is for sure if Trump takes their funding to put on the border wall and this he is doing as soon as it passes the senate...

    • @vvmakovv2689
      @vvmakovv2689 4 роки тому +1

      Shafay Saeed What are you talking about.

    • @cockneygeezer3528
      @cockneygeezer3528 4 роки тому

      AOC said we are all going to die in 10 years and that was two years ago so we've only got 8 years,

  • @bhagavatidasi2373
    @bhagavatidasi2373 4 роки тому +1

    Always get distracted by the perfectly tailored jackets when I watch Jimmy Kimmel, and instead of listening I just sit there wondering how much the thing must cost.

  • @christinakav5029
    @christinakav5029 4 роки тому

    I love the hammocks under the wings!

  • @amaliarincon736
    @amaliarincon736 4 роки тому +85

    I wish he would wash his hands of the presidency.

    • @rckkeller9437
      @rckkeller9437 4 роки тому +3

      Amalia Rincon wouldn’t that be lovely

    • @dustyniederriter7543
      @dustyniederriter7543 4 роки тому +1

      Not happening. Get used to it. TRUMP 2020

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 4 роки тому

      Dusty Niederriter - Can any real human being still be supporting this moron? So this must either be a Russian bot or a Republican one. You know, we really need a Roosevelt now or a Kennedy or an Obama. But here we are stuck with a dolt. Vote blue no matter who.

  • @junooni0073
    @junooni0073 4 роки тому +4

    Sad to see Fred looking so frail. Reminder that age catches up with all of us

  • @yourenough3
    @yourenough3 4 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣😃🤣😃 needed these laughs. Almosted peed myself. Fresh prince of bad hair, that was the best one yet!

  • @FynnOliverEmonSill
    @FynnOliverEmonSill 4 роки тому +1

    Omg... the cowboy made me weak

  • @chrisstclair3954
    @chrisstclair3954 4 роки тому +30

    These jokes won't be so funny in 30 days You have a lunatic in charge

    • @macmcleod1188
      @macmcleod1188 4 роки тому +4

      Yup
      I mean he fired the entire pandemic team in 2018 has been chopping away at the CDC budget since he got into office.
      His entire Administration is understaffed. Many positions unfilled after over three years that every other Administration that's filled within 90 days.
      You will note that includes Republican presidents and democratic presidents. This is not a political issue. It is an issue of basic competence.

    • @derricklafrance9724
      @derricklafrance9724 4 роки тому

      Pence is a lunatic?

    • @medtxastratospore5729
      @medtxastratospore5729 4 роки тому

      That's why they have new joke every night. No worry.

  • @nestor7818
    @nestor7818 4 роки тому +9

    I feel so safe with tiny hands in control. "You know I am kidding right."

  • @erroneousrex
    @erroneousrex 4 роки тому

    Bless you, Fred Willard.

  • @stebossm3195
    @stebossm3195 4 роки тому

    One of his bests monologues..

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 роки тому +55

    Hammocks... on planes? This must be a Florida thing

  • @BUSTER2TOES
    @BUSTER2TOES 4 роки тому +39

    Why does Kimmel have a better tailor than Donald Trump? Jimmy's suits fit him perfectly.. Trump's, not so much.

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 4 роки тому +3

      Partly because he has a better body to , well, tailor to.

    • @cockneygeezer3528
      @cockneygeezer3528 4 роки тому +2

      when you get over 70 years old your suits have a mind of their own, I don't know your age but if your young you have lot to look forward to

    • @michaelpreston233
      @michaelpreston233 4 роки тому

      Balloon Baby''s suits are made from horse blankets.

    • @cockneygeezer3528
      @cockneygeezer3528 4 роки тому

      @@michaelpreston233 now you know that's BS don't be silly

    • @cockneygeezer3528
      @cockneygeezer3528 4 роки тому

      @@christelheadington1136 what would Kimmels body be like when he's in his 70s

  • @egcurioso2921
    @egcurioso2921 4 роки тому +1

    I love the President from Wall-e. :D

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 4 роки тому +1

    That Do the Right Thing joke was perfect

  • @kvm19761
    @kvm19761 4 роки тому +13

    It should be ‘Trump washes his hands OFF the Coronavirus ‘

    • @ifergot
      @ifergot 4 роки тому +1

      No, the title is correct. Google the idiom "washes one's hands of".

  • @marciaaguilarplays
    @marciaaguilarplays 4 роки тому +6

    Hey Jimmy, never seen you so stoned! Nice!!

  • @homesculptor
    @homesculptor 4 роки тому

    I like that riddle, he who laughs first laughs last.You're funny!

  • @moonvalley2
    @moonvalley2 4 роки тому +1

    Jimmy you’re awesome

  • @Catskithefursona
    @Catskithefursona 4 роки тому +29

    Trump: we must build a wall to keep the coronavirus out

    • @jayyyzeee6409
      @jayyyzeee6409 4 роки тому +3

      Mexico will pay for the Purell.

    • @beckv8526
      @beckv8526 4 роки тому

      @@jayyyzeee6409 Omg! You killed me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Catskithefursona
      @Catskithefursona 4 роки тому

      Jayyy Zeee lul

    • @texanfan2627
      @texanfan2627 4 роки тому

      LMFAO..

  • @mstwelvedeadlycyns
    @mstwelvedeadlycyns 4 роки тому +11

    I rather catch the cuteness overload from Baby Yoda than this media circus with Trump and his cronies

  • @andrewhoye6355
    @andrewhoye6355 4 роки тому +1

    Hmmm, I'm curious to jump on Craigslist hahaha.

  • @danieldarabos9381
    @danieldarabos9381 4 роки тому

    Use to watch this guy on Forever Fernwood, like 30 years ago,the time just flew by, 😁 Wow

  • @cityandgirl
    @cityandgirl 4 роки тому +22

    I don’t find the Chinese roomba funny, I think it’s desperately sad. They’ve lost a lot of people and probably don’t know exactly what to do. 😔

    • @matthewhum259
      @matthewhum259 4 роки тому +2

      cityandgirl Same. I got pissed when the audience started laughing about that disinfecting method

    • @beauteafulyou1616
      @beauteafulyou1616 4 роки тому +2

      I honestly thought that was awful.
      And implying that black Amerixans cant think for themselves. Wtf? The irony in him trying to say Trimp is racist, just exposed exactly how racist he is.
      Sickening.

    • @le2800
      @le2800 4 роки тому +1

      BeauTEAful You Black Americans CAN vote for themselves that is why the majority DID NOT vote for Trump nor will they this time either. The black votes are mostly with Biden and Bloomberg. Good choices either way! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @le2800
      @le2800 4 роки тому +1

      Matthew Hum You people are SO dramatic and FAKE! WHY are you even watching Jimmy Kimmel when you know he is a 🤢🤮 “liberal”? 😏 Laughter IS a mood lifter. When things get too dark people joke and laugh to lighten it to keep from crying. With the people we currently have in the WH that could just as easily be US one day! At LEAST the Chinese ARE trying to do something OTHER THAN calling it a Democratic hoax!!!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @tfkedgemusic1556
    @tfkedgemusic1556 4 роки тому +10

    Hope everyone has a blessed day.

  • @melvina628
    @melvina628 4 роки тому

    Ceramic rooster with white bread, and electric candles. Love it!

  • @doerthemanahan9912
    @doerthemanahan9912 4 роки тому

    Excellent!

  • @Alcagaur1
    @Alcagaur1 4 роки тому +62

    "Socialized medicine killed Princess Diana" - was that the last damp spot available among the hobos on the crazy train?

    • @funface4
      @funface4 4 роки тому +2

      Unbelievable how they underestimate the intelligence of the average American or are they right for feeding them lies.

    • @nathanlayman
      @nathanlayman 4 роки тому +3

      I'll take "statements that immediately make me lose all creditability for 400 Alex"

    • @shade9272
      @shade9272 4 роки тому +5

      @@funface4 When 6% of Americans can't find the US on a map, it's not unreasonable that the rest of the developed world looks at the US as being that slow cousin that somehow still accidentally puts his pants on the right way.

    • @MissLaurajean78
      @MissLaurajean78 4 роки тому +3

      @@funface4 I'm not sure they're underestimating, considering how many people are voting for Trump AGAIN

    • @codacreator6162
      @codacreator6162 4 роки тому

      I thought he was going with the Corona Cerveza joke. Diet Coke? Working well for him, isn't it?

  • @jessicawinslet684
    @jessicawinslet684 4 роки тому +6

    "Wait, Guillermo is that you?"
    ".....No?" I fell out my chair.

  • @MrTastyCarp
    @MrTastyCarp 4 роки тому

    0:44 that's something that should be in a movie lol

  • @relaxenjoy909
    @relaxenjoy909 4 роки тому

    You know jimmy, this was a perfect show

  • @sherrymorris8628
    @sherrymorris8628 4 роки тому +30

    I love the guy that does the skits. He is so cute.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 4 роки тому +5

      Sherry Morris Fred Willard

    • @sherrymorris8628
      @sherrymorris8628 4 роки тому +3

      @@smiller2044 Thanks. I am Australian so don't know all the US comedians.

    • @amsterdammancom
      @amsterdammancom 4 роки тому +3

      ​@@sherrymorris8628 His entire life was spent performing comedy. One of the Greats. Hours of his work on video.

    • @sherrymorris8628
      @sherrymorris8628 4 роки тому +1

      @@amsterdammancom Thanks, I will look him up in the morning.

    • @chrysalisnatural3169
      @chrysalisnatural3169 4 роки тому +2

      @@sherrymorris8628 Check out the film Best in Show. Hilarious.

  • @katrinayan6455
    @katrinayan6455 4 роки тому +5

    Pence The Devil is in charge of saving people ? hahaha

    • @Val-uy2me
      @Val-uy2me 4 роки тому

      He's in charge cuz Trump is hoping lots of Dems & immigrants & refugees go down with the ship. Guess if you're a fake Christian you'll beat the virus. Good luck with that.

  • @riverward2728
    @riverward2728 4 роки тому +1

    I love this!

  • @aqillam9551
    @aqillam9551 4 роки тому

    😂🤣😂🤣 I can't take it! 😢😂🤣😄

  • @frostylos5765
    @frostylos5765 4 роки тому +75

    *Trump bragging about how good the economy is*
    Covid19 : "I'm bout to end this man's career"

    • @unknownpirate3290
      @unknownpirate3290 4 роки тому +2

      Covoid19.. hold my beer

    • @BlueSky-oe4fn
      @BlueSky-oe4fn 4 роки тому +2

      This shows how weak this economy is. Ebola happened and the stock didn't fall this bad.

    • @bthompson661
      @bthompson661 4 роки тому

      @@BlueSky-oe4fn this is much different than ebola. This doesnt show how weak the economy is. It shows how seripus this virus is.

    • @erikaliebenberg9317
      @erikaliebenberg9317 4 роки тому +3

      Trump was first president to stop flights from china coming in ..already one step ahead of every current president. So pleas stop

    • @frostylos5765
      @frostylos5765 4 роки тому +6

      @@erikaliebenberg9317 1 right for 5 wrong things? good enough for pro-trumps

  • @ronaldturpack5326
    @ronaldturpack5326 4 роки тому +84

    the only joke about Trump is that he is still président

    • @rckkeller9437
      @rckkeller9437 4 роки тому +4

      Ronald Turpack and it’s so not funny

    • @rckkeller9437
      @rckkeller9437 4 роки тому +2

      kath david You are so mature. A prime example of the idiots that support a corrupt bigot. 55 out of 300 million isn’t great

    • @le2800
      @le2800 4 роки тому +1

      Rck Keller I am thinking you are being facetious. Or responding with dry humor, by saying that it is so not funny having a president who is a joke and that IS true! It is sad that we do!

    • @rckkeller9437
      @rckkeller9437 4 роки тому +1

      L Erkins I sent that t you in error. I am so sorry. I was trying to respond to a trumpeter. I too feel our current president is a joke. Please accept my apologies.

    • @le2800
      @le2800 4 роки тому +2

      Rck Keller. Oops! No! MY apologies! I was thinking that YOU were one of those crazy Republicans or a likeminded person who was mistaking what another like minded person was saying 😮! So, I was just attempting to defend that person’s position but once I re read @kath david’s statement again I believe now that you are correct with your responses! 🙂👍🏼

  • @KyselPoints
    @KyselPoints 4 роки тому +2

    Love from Nepal ❤️❤️❤️

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +29

    I'm honestly surprised he doesn't wash his hands in Diet Coke.

  • @ItWentChunkaCHUNK
    @ItWentChunkaCHUNK 4 роки тому +5

    Fred Willard is a national treasure!

  • @Ryan-Fkrepublicnz
    @Ryan-Fkrepublicnz 4 роки тому

    Kimmel my friend you are getting funnier and funnier.

    • @user-dp9pe2kq7x
      @user-dp9pe2kq7x 4 роки тому

      No, the american politics is getting funnier and funnier.

  • @b-man7991
    @b-man7991 4 роки тому

    Just listen the laughing audio 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nuttypRofesa
    @nuttypRofesa 4 роки тому +4

    "Virus vs virus" 😂

  • @Nayops23
    @Nayops23 4 роки тому +19

    3:37
    Jimmy - Fresh prince of bad hair....

    • @byronp2311
      @byronp2311 4 роки тому

      That did not get the reaction it should have gotten.

    • @Nayops23
      @Nayops23 4 роки тому +1

      byron p Exactly

  • @artanglin2763
    @artanglin2763 4 роки тому

    AHahah Guillermo is that you? - No names allowed here.

  • @JesusHComedy
    @JesusHComedy 4 роки тому +2

    End of the video, 😭give it up to Charles for finally losing his virginity at 80.

  • @mattroberts86
    @mattroberts86 4 роки тому +59

    Headline: Wall Street reacts to worldwide emergency before the executive branch.

    • @maxnullifidian
      @maxnullifidian 4 роки тому +3

      If the stock market goes down Trump loses money, and that's the only thing he cares about.

    • @nedstewart1
      @nedstewart1 4 роки тому +1

      @@maxnullifidian That's why Trump donates his salary back to the government...mostly self funded his own presidential campaign and according to Forbes has lost money since becoming President.
      In 2016, Forbes estimated Trump's net worth at $3.7 billion, and Bloomberg News estimated Trump's net worth to be $3 billion. During the three years after Trump announced his presidential run in 2015, Forbes estimated his net worth declined 31% and his ranking fell 138 spots.
      YOU SHOULD RESEARCH BEFORE POSTING FORBES ESTIMATES TRUMP HAS LOST 31% since becoming President. You just hate him and will say anything to discredit him.

    • @maxnullifidian
      @maxnullifidian 4 роки тому +1

      @@nedstewart1 Yep, I hate him with a passion with which I've never hated anyone else.

    • @lando8398
      @lando8398 4 роки тому +6

      @@nedstewart1 he's undoubtedly made money from his presidency. Whenever he gets the opportunity, he has invited high profile people to stay at his hotels, has taken a ton of money from the GOP, manipulated the market, broken the emoluments law many times over, and when the people overseeing this type of activity questioned him about it, he gave them raises. Do you honestly believe that he isn't making money being the president??? I'll agree with you when he decides to show his tax returns, so we can all see how he's funneling it out, till then, he's just another con man to the majority.

    • @bryonmiller4326
      @bryonmiller4326 4 роки тому +2

      @@nedstewart1 I hate him as well, he discredits himself every single time he opens his mouth.