Jimmy Kimmel on Trump's COVID-19 Diagnosis

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  • Опубліковано 1 жов 2020
  • Jimmy talks about Donald & Melania Trump testing positive for COVID-19, Trump being taken to Walter Reed Hospital out of an abundance of caution, the various theories about how or when he may have contracted it, all of the people he came into contact with, Trump’s history of making fun of Joe Biden for wearing a mask, and Vice President Pence's reaction to this news.
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  • @truthonly3844
    @truthonly3844 3 роки тому +1936

    No one ever tested so positive like me. The doctor said ''I have ever seen a positive number so positive like this before". Tremendously positive.

  • @juanwsantos
    @juanwsantos 3 роки тому +568

    The US people should not spend more than $750.00 on POTUS hospital bills.

    • @dr.peppergaming1680
      @dr.peppergaming1680 3 роки тому +7

      do you not know how business works? What about the millions he's paid in personal taxes.

    • @Randomvideos250
      @Randomvideos250 3 роки тому +5

      I’ll pay as much necessary for POTUS hospital bills cause we need Trump

    • @TheMeanArena
      @TheMeanArena 3 роки тому +4

      Why? Because you're that lost, vile and disgusting of a person to wish someone's death all while speaking nonsense you know nothing about?

    • @jayvenator6870
      @jayvenator6870 3 роки тому +4

      @Andrew Stevenson Ah yes, the tolerant left, "don't wish death on someone just because of their political affiliation"...unless it's Trump

    • @SebastianSzt
      @SebastianSzt 3 роки тому +5

      Andrew Stevenson Dude that just isn’t cool, no matter how much you dislike him.

  • @travelingangel7517
    @travelingangel7517 3 роки тому +592

    Trump would not have covid if they had not tested him.

    • @paint_freckles
      @paint_freckles 3 роки тому +23

      makes perfect sense to me

    • @abdeepak1284
      @abdeepak1284 3 роки тому +51

      Why did they had to test him so early. Should have left him to bake a little longer

    • @1112CateBlanchett
      @1112CateBlanchett 3 роки тому +4

      Its in the news everywhere why they get tested even in this video jimmy mentioned... ok i will still say it... trump shows covid19 symptoms. You will not get tested randomly unless you show symptoms or your asymptomatic. Just fyi

    • @1112CateBlanchett
      @1112CateBlanchett 3 роки тому +1

      @@paint_freckles Its in the news everywhere why they get tested even in this video jimmy mentioned... ok i will still say it... trump shows covid19 symptoms. You will not get tested randomly unless you show symptoms or your asymptomatic. Just fyi

    • @mariam6790
      @mariam6790 3 роки тому +2

      travelingangel75 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Agnyaanamdhvamsakah
    @Agnyaanamdhvamsakah 3 роки тому +49

    Making fun of people wearing masks is the worst. This should be part of basic etiquette for the world we live in, by now.

    • @1MarkKeller
      @1MarkKeller 3 роки тому

      @john You're shitting on the only language you speak.

    • @sethmackenzie4419
      @sethmackenzie4419 3 роки тому

      even covid likes trump more than biden

    • @arjanstam78
      @arjanstam78 3 роки тому

      Just not in the Cult of the Callous Covid Killers, aka the Branch-Covidians / People's Trumple, led by Donald "Jimbo" Co-Rash, from the White (now: Wacko) House.

    • @leifhardenburgh3807
      @leifhardenburgh3807 3 роки тому

      Ok, that's your opinion.... The mask does not prevent the virus.

    • @leifhardenburgh3807
      @leifhardenburgh3807 3 роки тому

      @john lmao, either that or trying IRS or Computer Virus scams over the phone.

  • @OnyxLee
    @OnyxLee 3 роки тому +964

    "If there were no tests, I wouldn't get sick!"

    • @elena79rus
      @elena79rus 3 роки тому +13

      😂😂😂👍👍👍

    • @PDCConstruction-pi1rd
      @PDCConstruction-pi1rd 3 роки тому +2

      ****** WERE *******

    • @OnyxLee
      @OnyxLee 3 роки тому +2

      PDC Construction thanks, corrected. 😆👍

    • @bradfordbenitez6739
      @bradfordbenitez6739 3 роки тому +6

      That's what you call a PLANdemic. The test is UNRELIABLE. If you are asymptomatic and healthy you will be positive. If you just sneeze and have minor colds you are positive.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 3 роки тому +17

      B iden2020 🇺🇸 🌊

  • @mintheman7
    @mintheman7 3 роки тому +87

    Finally something positive came out of this WH

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 3 роки тому +23

    "vice poodle" LOL!

  • @Calarco5
    @Calarco5 3 роки тому +98

    Never forget: Sen. Mike Lee was one of two senators (other was Rand Paul) that voted against the 9/11 First Responders Compensation Fund to take care of their medical expenses.
    Never forget.

    • @sandyschoice33
      @sandyschoice33 3 роки тому

      Democrats are so evil

    • @thadlincolnii7398
      @thadlincolnii7398 3 роки тому +4

      @@sandyschoice33 Evil? The nazis marching in Charlottesville carrying the torches were republicans. Are they Evil? The members of the nearly 200 organized white supremacist groups all supporting the Republican platform. Are they evil or nice Christian people that love thier neighbor as themselves?

    • @mickeymice2004
      @mickeymice2004 3 роки тому +1

      The KKK and Neo-Nazi's have ran website for years, they are national-socialists. Like Bernie was his entire life.

    • @Calarco5
      @Calarco5 3 роки тому +1

      Mardge Sampson KKK and Neo Nazis literally can’t be national-socialists. Nationalism is to believe in exclusion of others at the benefit of your own. Socialism is to grant power and regulation to the community as a whole. National-socialists did exist, but certainly aren’t KKK or Neo Nazis because they would not want the community as a whole to control; they want sole power.
      But thanks for playing, dummy.

    • @Raykibb1
      @Raykibb1 3 роки тому +2

      Sandy McDaniel: And Republicans have been good for the 1% only. Those who voted for and continue to support him are fascists and racists. The voters Trump has in the cult have no real economic similarities as their Dear Leader. He got treatment that no ordinary citizen could afford, how pathetic. Not that he got the treatment, but how he reacted, saying it is nothing more than the flu, again. Remember the tapes which Bob Woodward kept of Trump showing Trump indeed knew how dangerous it was. I know three people who have had COVID-19, one died, the other two are doing well. But none had anywhere close to the deluxe treatment the Prez got.

  • @donovan3476
    @donovan3476 3 роки тому +203

    October 2, 2016 Trump mocked Hillary Clinton for being weak because she may have had pneumonia.

    • @boreduser12
      @boreduser12 3 роки тому +18

      Wow, i hope the media plays that over and over again.

    • @mooreandless
      @mooreandless 3 роки тому +13

      You're right. I remember!
      I shake my head at the man's inhumanity.

    • @dy7023
      @dy7023 3 роки тому +7

      He is so mean, he deserves some sufferings. Karma! Over 200 000 ghosts came back to haunt him!

    • @demonflowerchild
      @demonflowerchild 3 роки тому

      @markmac 😂😂😂

    • @NbdydzitlkeSaraLee
      @NbdydzitlkeSaraLee 3 роки тому +6

      @@boreduser12 sadly, it wouldn't matter. His supporters are willing to sink with this ship

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
    @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 роки тому +294

    Hey, remember that moment during the debate when Trump says to Biden, "Don't ever use the word 'smart' around me"?
    First time I've ever heard the man say something that I could wholeheartedly agree with.

    • @cue_khb
      @cue_khb 3 роки тому +5

      You couldn't even quote him right.

    • @tracyjackman6515
      @tracyjackman6515 3 роки тому +8

      I lost it hearing that in the debate.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @patrickobrien8851
      @patrickobrien8851 3 роки тому +28

      @@cue_khb You meant to say "qoute him correctly"... not "quote him right". And Trump said "Don't ever use the word 'smart' with me", so @David Anderson's recollection is almost exact... on top of which, Anderson did not claim that he was quoting Trump exactly (and really, who wants to quote Trump exactly, since Trump speaks so badly to begin with that an exact quote is always - always - a painful act.)
      Fact is - quotes aside - that the current occupier of the WH is going down in Nov, and each week shows him to be weaker and weaker. Too many Americans have suffered and died because of Trump's incompetence and arrogance. Liberals don't wish him dead - they just wish him gone - and he will be!

    • @Clausmiran1837
      @Clausmiran1837 3 роки тому +2

      @@cue_khb sure...

    • @Clausmiran1837
      @Clausmiran1837 3 роки тому +13

      @Y Marina watching tv and tweeting is not the same as working

  • @TheIndianJohnSmith
    @TheIndianJohnSmith 3 роки тому +131

    He thinks he's doing very well, I've never seen him his natural color before...

    • @TwoUtahUtes
      @TwoUtahUtes 3 роки тому +1

      I don’t trust the Orange Cretin now and never will! I still think it’s a ploy to gain sympathy votes. This jerk lies about everything else‼️

    • @annek1226
      @annek1226 3 роки тому

      james kenyon OMG! Too funny!

  • @Dbeckdesign68
    @Dbeckdesign68 3 роки тому +70

    Surprised he didn’t say “I’ve tested negatively toward the positive.”

  • @LCarefortheworld
    @LCarefortheworld 3 роки тому +363

    “ what if this is just another lie, so he can "recover" easily and say: "see, no problem..."? “

    • @kimberlyboyd5899
      @kimberlyboyd5899 3 роки тому +17

      Im with you, i dont buy it!!!

    • @Aforg209
      @Aforg209 3 роки тому +14

      Thats exactly what this is...100%

    • @markgil2449
      @markgil2449 3 роки тому +7

      Trump 2020 baby be back stronger then ever

    • @lele2795
      @lele2795 3 роки тому +20

      A con man at its best 🙏

    • @Lucky13_537
      @Lucky13_537 3 роки тому +7

      Going to the hospital doesn't help that theory though. If he wanted to play that narrative of making a small deal out of covid, better if he didn't go to hospital.

  • @Urd-tg2bu
    @Urd-tg2bu 3 роки тому +65

    That skydiver comparison was spot on.

  • @joesmith942
    @joesmith942 3 роки тому +18

    Praying that Donnie recovers before he has to report to prison.

    • @moosethecat5896
      @moosethecat5896 3 роки тому +4

      No Hillary and Joe Biden for treason!

    • @dreams5879
      @dreams5879 3 роки тому

      @Steven Leon shame on u have respect to ur president

    • @joesmith942
      @joesmith942 3 роки тому

      @MeechienAnnie Campaign finance violations for which his partner has already been locked up, tax fraud, wire fraud, bank fraud. Name a white collar crime, he's there. Truth is, you know it. It's just too painful to admit. I understand.

    • @joesmith942
      @joesmith942 3 роки тому

      @MeechienAnnie Always with Obama. Pathetic. Error result in fines. Criminal intent results in being locked up. Nothing to do with the Lizard People or whatever Alex Jones told you. He is an unindicted co-conspirator who has not been locked up only because he is POTUS, which is why he needs you so he can continue unpunished. That's his only interst in you. Unless you're living on capital gains, which he and the GOP fixed up. This doesn't even touch his life of fraud. smh.

    • @dreams5879
      @dreams5879 3 роки тому

      @Steven Leon hey where u been I changed my id

  • @Dogsrule777
    @Dogsrule777 3 роки тому +13

    “They got worried when he couldn’t smell his McGriddle” 🤣✊🏽

  • @jish55
    @jish55 3 роки тому +1557

    In the words of Donald Trump: "I think any president who gets Covid is such a loser."

    • @Kefoo_
      @Kefoo_ 3 роки тому +46

      -- *_'Nailed It!_*

    • @kaustubhkejriwal156
      @kaustubhkejriwal156 3 роки тому +54

      Everyone reads it in his voice

    • @theclosing2454
      @theclosing2454 3 роки тому +4

      Welp... we been knew it

    • @trevor_corey8037
      @trevor_corey8037 3 роки тому +11

      Where exactly did he actually say this about soldiers a? Looking for a clip to show can’t find any proof

    • @cherylnaylor1821
      @cherylnaylor1821 3 роки тому +5

      LMFAO!!!!!!!!! That was a good one 👍 👌 👏 😌 ☺ 😄

  • @chrism5281
    @chrism5281 3 роки тому +671

    "I don't care, do you?" No Melania, we do NOT. It is what it is

  • @rsandoval9203
    @rsandoval9203 3 роки тому +28

    John McCain would have preferred the candidate that didn't catch covid.

  • @pinkbubbleninja5883
    @pinkbubbleninja5883 3 роки тому +8

    "As soon as he can stop whistling Zippity Doo Dah" I died.

  • @ellen4709
    @ellen4709 3 роки тому +265

    I wanna feel bad, but I was tested for sympathy it came back negative

  • @ruthyvonne5240
    @ruthyvonne5240 3 роки тому +282

    Did he not make fun of Hillary when she had pneumonia? Yes he did.

    • @bigdaddyaghmad1663
      @bigdaddyaghmad1663 3 роки тому +2

      I feel bad for you guys

    • @BrainlessForrest
      @BrainlessForrest 3 роки тому +18

      @@bigdaddyaghmad1663 who are you sorry for, you sound like a megaturd

    • @bigdaddyaghmad1663
      @bigdaddyaghmad1663 3 роки тому +2

      @@BrainlessForrest I'm sorry that you on your period I know it can be hard from what I hear

    • @nanetttran5339
      @nanetttran5339 3 роки тому +2

      He did and people are cheer on too so mean from Trump

    • @bigdaddyaghmad1663
      @bigdaddyaghmad1663 3 роки тому

      @@nanetttran5339 Wht

  • @harbinger5425
    @harbinger5425 3 роки тому +33

    3:01 Trump mocking the mask while his followers are wearing one in the background.

    • @moosethecat5896
      @moosethecat5896 3 роки тому +2

      Yes, Joe Biden is such an honest person when he sold out to China and Hillary was conspiring with the Russians to set up Trump!
      President Trump is the best President we ever had anan the press and the Dems hate him because he is for the people and if a few of you Dem's educated yourself a bit you would know the truth about the corrupting bastards are trying to do about your right and destroying America!

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 3 роки тому +1

      lmfao .. they re all soooo stupid !!!

    • @leontrotsky8676
      @leontrotsky8676 3 роки тому +4

      Woah, slow down there friend. You may have taken too much hydroxichloriquine!

    • @johnkraken5834
      @johnkraken5834 3 роки тому

      And dying in there thousands

    • @johnkraken5834
      @johnkraken5834 3 роки тому

      At least BIDEN hasnt condemmed 240k to death

  • @caseyyarnold2959
    @caseyyarnold2959 3 роки тому +57

    It isn't Trump and Melania's bed. She doesn't sleep with him, she has her own suite in the White House. Read the book!

    • @trixy8705
      @trixy8705 3 роки тому +4

      Yes! I believe everything I read and the government says bahahahahahaha

    • @leafyutube
      @leafyutube 3 роки тому +1

      You mean like Hillary?

    • @caseyyarnold2959
      @caseyyarnold2959 3 роки тому +1

      @suburben yobbo We're the laughingstock
      of the world you idiot!

    • @valsim116
      @valsim116 3 роки тому +1

      suburben yobbo Because you allowed Trump to be President

    • @leafyutube
      @leafyutube 3 роки тому

      @suburben yobbo Note that Libtards have no interest in having a rational debate.

  • @klausmuller3824
    @klausmuller3824 3 роки тому +94

    My thoughts are with the virus during this difficult time.

    • @Pattys1967
      @Pattys1967 3 роки тому

      😂😐🙄😲i hope the virus is social distancing and wearing a mask

    • @MrMatthiasSchneider
      @MrMatthiasSchneider 3 роки тому

      Gary Lineker's joke when he heard Zlatan caught the virus!

    • @DivineMissMarilyn
      @DivineMissMarilyn 3 роки тому +1

      😝

    • @Missditabomb
      @Missditabomb 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaha. Good one!!! :P

  • @pabloalvez915
    @pabloalvez915 3 роки тому +172

    The Chinese must be laughing the hell out of this.

    • @tossgoldie
      @tossgoldie 3 роки тому +30

      The whole worlds laughing,,,, America you haven't a clue what the world view of you is all because of Trump,,,, wake up

    • @tempusfugit6820
      @tempusfugit6820 3 роки тому +6

      Putin ain't laughing. His agent is sick.

    • @nekoycy2684
      @nekoycy2684 3 роки тому +12

      am chinese, can confirm

    • @belgiumcomics2537
      @belgiumcomics2537 3 роки тому +7

      I am not chinese and i am laughing too.

    • @freetolook3727
      @freetolook3727 3 роки тому +1

      They are!

  • @spankystrat49
    @spankystrat49 3 роки тому +1

    Love the parachute analogy

  • @lk3309
    @lk3309 8 місяців тому +3

    😂😂 Jimmy Kimmel has had COVID multiple times after multiple shots😂😂😂

  • @sravanvlogs1377
    @sravanvlogs1377 3 роки тому +166

    Don't spend more than $750 on his medical bills

    • @loriwilliams7119
      @loriwilliams7119 3 роки тому +12

      Thats enough for a urinal and 2 Tylenol.

    • @pudgethefish5180
      @pudgethefish5180 3 роки тому +3

      Nah... let him be charged top dollar for top dollar care. It remains to be seen if all his money will make a difference for him

    • @stanfreeman6869
      @stanfreeman6869 3 роки тому +7

      Or they could bill him the 100's of millions he owe to the IRS. oups! repeal and replace Sir, here is your medical bill !

    • @wilfordthe4th422
      @wilfordthe4th422 3 роки тому

      Funny enough he would make a full recovery with less than that anyways n

    • @pudgethefish5180
      @pudgethefish5180 3 роки тому

      @@wilfordthe4th422 they're already giving him an experimental antibody treatment, my husband thinks he will survive. I'm not so optimistic

  • @cweb9169
    @cweb9169 3 роки тому +110

    You REAP what you SOW.

  • @stevew4079
    @stevew4079 3 роки тому +12

    Kimmel sounds like he’s politically a Democrat. I don’t know for sure. But it sounded like a leaning toward it.
    US media isn’t politically inclined, is it?

    • @keithanderson4433
      @keithanderson4433 3 роки тому +9

      Yes, the majority of late show hosts, including Kimmel, lean more to the left politically. I am not sure about most issues, but he is outspoken in his support of universal health care, if I'm not mistaken.

    • @suecuevas7073
      @suecuevas7073 3 роки тому +2

      He’s not even funny, he’s just a boring DNC commercial

    • @angiebear8727
      @angiebear8727 3 роки тому +2

      This isn’t ‘media’ as in ‘serious news’. It is a comedic talk show with lots of opinion and political satire. RELAX

    • @stevew4079
      @stevew4079 3 роки тому +2

      Angiebear sorry, yeah I realised I used the wrong word after I posted. I meant I’d watched some funny stuff from a few of your ‘late night’ shows but noticed they seem anti-Trump aside from the humour.
      Was just curious. We bag out our politicians on such shows (down under), it’s a national pastime in fact, but it’s not partisan...it’s just all pollies.
      On the US shows it actually seems like they take a political side (instead of taking the piss out of all of them...the Aussie way)

    • @angiebear8727
      @angiebear8727 3 роки тому +1

      @@stevew4079 there are so many shows in America. Usually it’s more of a free for all but Trump has either driven us all mad or is just plain an easy target cause he just never freakin stops doing IMO odd and shady things. But most people don’t take comedy to seriously. It’s just a moment to laugh at ourselves and the situations we are in.

  • @paulmarshall6968
    @paulmarshall6968 3 роки тому +3

    Everything about that video was heartbreak. It is the perfect snapshot of the society we now live in. Nothing is true, everything is questionable, and Jimmy has to get up there and explain concepts that most preschoolers understand to people who are fighting with wanting to hold onto their narrative. Heartbreak literally.

    • @lk3309
      @lk3309 8 місяців тому

      Especially after Jimmy Kimmel has had COVID multiple times after multiple shots 😂😂😂

  • @miguelbravo1931
    @miguelbravo1931 3 роки тому +55

    I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE TAKEN TO THE LYSOL LABS

    • @djohn3dddd841
      @djohn3dddd841 3 роки тому

      We have a CLOROX BUILDING in Oakland. They'll inject him😐

  • @muppetpaster
    @muppetpaster 3 роки тому +154

    It's like they say: Every country gets the leader it deserves.....

    • @reljamrkic2663
      @reljamrkic2663 3 роки тому +2

      @Terry Clark So Russia, North Korea, etc. are worst than your worst enemy ? Fret not, I am sure they wish it right back at you.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 3 роки тому +1

      @Terry Clark trump is America's worst enemy.

    • @Grunn007
      @Grunn007 3 роки тому

      Exactly 😂

  • @fishface123ism
    @fishface123ism 3 роки тому +6

    STUPER Spreader! Thank you Jimmy Kimmel, this expressed every valid point.

  • @leifhardenburgh3807
    @leifhardenburgh3807 3 роки тому +5

    When are all these talk show hosts going to run for office? Never seen these shows be so entertaining!

  • @nickkirwan2168
    @nickkirwan2168 3 роки тому +386

    The doctors said that they have never seen anyone get the virus like I did they said it was beautiful like the phone call to Ukraine

    • @bjbandit1951
      @bjbandit1951 3 роки тому +1

      nick kirwan It will be even better when you get it.

    • @lemivey6532
      @lemivey6532 3 роки тому +1

      People wear masks and they claim the numbers are still going up.

    • @nickkirwan2168
      @nickkirwan2168 3 роки тому +2

      @@bjbandit1951 a lot of people are saying I won't get it these people are waiters

    • @nickkirwan2168
      @nickkirwan2168 3 роки тому +4

      @@bjbandit1951 how many likes you getting

    • @nickkirwan2168
      @nickkirwan2168 3 роки тому +3

      @@bjbandit1951 that's not nice miss lupus

  • @christiankelly8553
    @christiankelly8553 3 роки тому +663

    The problem is if trump survives the COVID he will say, “it was easy.”

    • @spacenerd9499
      @spacenerd9499 3 роки тому +2

      @The Normal One absolutely

    • @jayjohnx
      @jayjohnx 3 роки тому +30

      @The Normal One narcissists and change are polar opposites

    • @chinnyboi1462
      @chinnyboi1462 3 роки тому +7

      @The Normal One next thing you know he changed the entire hospital into wall street

    • @indiaindia824
      @indiaindia824 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kellyfehr3719
      @kellyfehr3719 3 роки тому +11

      Are they gonna make him eat Hospitol food?

  • @matyasmt52
    @matyasmt52 3 роки тому +24

    I like presidents who don’t get COVID-19 the late John McCain 😆

    • @levedia
      @levedia 3 роки тому

      STUPID

    • @gravityhammer25
      @gravityhammer25 3 роки тому

      John McCain was such a badass, Trump would have died 1000 times over if he was in McCains shoes... McCain literally survived getting shutdown, sinking to a bottom of a lake with broken bones, managing to free himself and not drown, survived getting beaten by villagers, survived many years as a POW, survived many years battleling a very rare brain cancer... Trump couldn't survive any of that stuff.

    • @matyasmt52
      @matyasmt52 3 роки тому

      Nick N Stupid is as stupid does ‘’

  • @xtreame
    @xtreame 3 роки тому +42

    Finally some positive news from the WH.

  • @joelfrancisco3726
    @joelfrancisco3726 3 роки тому +37

    BLEACH! BLEACH! BLEACH!

    • @suemaddern9317
      @suemaddern9317 Місяць тому

      Yep. When Trump was president and covid was out Trump said bleach bleach what an idiot

  • @7deepbreaths.sounds
    @7deepbreaths.sounds 3 роки тому

    Thanks Jimmy!! Excellent work!! :-)

  • @Measuray
    @Measuray 3 роки тому +1

    I don't know whether to sang "London bridges falling down or pharaoh's army drowned in the red sea?" But don't you weep for Trump!

  • @carolinepeters28
    @carolinepeters28 3 роки тому +291

    "Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any 2020er"
    I felt that

    • @frankplancarte
      @frankplancarte 3 роки тому +1

      Lol 🕳🐇I knew and alot of ppl knew about this months ago
      10 days of darkness Q

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 3 роки тому +2

      I feel like it's 1999. NY eve will be a blast

    • @specialk5994
      @specialk5994 3 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately we haven't even gotten to November 3...

    • @mickeymouse2able
      @mickeymouse2able 3 роки тому +4

      But come on, seriously, there have been worse years . Depression, world war 1 and 2, racist condoned lynchings of black people, 1915 when "Birth of a Nation" came out, the bubonic plague, children made to work at 9 am in the morning in factories, Asians rounded up and put in internment camps, etc...omg! People today are such snow flakes

    • @mickeymouse2able
      @mickeymouse2able 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine going through this without internet. Yes, that's how easier it is nowadays. People keep whining..omg!!!!!!!!!! Talk to your grandparents and find out what THEY went through.

  • @PankajGupta-kc4jq
    @PankajGupta-kc4jq 3 роки тому +379

    Trump: the first presidential debate was disapointing. What do we do.
    Campaign Manager: Be positive and be patient?!
    Trump: got it! [Grin]

  • @Ellie-sx2rh
    @Ellie-sx2rh 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you. This is the most honest clip I have seen from comics since the Covid-19 and donnie announcement. Much gratitude

  • @JohnnyBot71
    @JohnnyBot71 3 роки тому +1

    if only jimmy kimmel mattered.

  • @cynthiacopland8634
    @cynthiacopland8634 3 роки тому +150

    The GOP will blame Obama: It is what it is

    • @hwrida
      @hwrida 3 роки тому +3

      Like the Dems blame President Trump for everything...

    • @thefallofdemocracy
      @thefallofdemocracy 3 роки тому +3

      @@hwrida but he is isn't he?

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 3 роки тому

      The Deep State even controls the laws of science, don’t you know!

    • @adrianaguado2970
      @adrianaguado2970 3 роки тому

      Trump 2020

    • @KM-ih1qj
      @KM-ih1qj 3 роки тому +2

      he was screaming@@hwrida poor him...nah, he got it because of his negligence, it's like he was screaming for it

  • @jorgelujlrcn
    @jorgelujlrcn 3 роки тому +145

    It is what it is

    • @3th4nP31ff3r
      @3th4nP31ff3r 3 роки тому +6

      Using his own words against him...nice

    • @tshomeddem6969
      @tshomeddem6969 3 роки тому

      It is what trump think it is...😄😄

  • @KuniumiFujiwara
    @KuniumiFujiwara 3 роки тому

    Watching the American election was so enjoyable as watching a sitcom with a bunch of silly characters! 😂😂😂

  • @debbiecollins5546
    @debbiecollins5546 3 роки тому

    Thank you for revealing your true character.

  • @nik0096
    @nik0096 3 роки тому +290

    There are Corona parties going on in US but trust me Corona has no party....

  • @kelleybrown1666
    @kelleybrown1666 3 роки тому +36

    This happens when you deny science.

  • @helenclement4047
    @helenclement4047 3 роки тому

    You are the best jimmy!!

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community 3 роки тому +2

    Why are we listening to Kimmel about this?

  • @totalt6600
    @totalt6600 3 роки тому +146

    A shame that when his life may be in danger, no one can take him at his word.

    • @VivekAnandJ
      @VivekAnandJ 3 роки тому +38

      The old story of "The Wolf who cried Hoax"

    • @mogamadgreyson143
      @mogamadgreyson143 3 роки тому +3

      @@VivekAnandJ a thousand likes to you're comment..

    • @Danimal77
      @Danimal77 3 роки тому +9

      That is the irony.

    • @brendaoliver6034
      @brendaoliver6034 3 роки тому +7

      the boy who cried wolf

    • @negreaflorian1881
      @negreaflorian1881 3 роки тому +15

      Its his fault that got the virus! He's no victim! I have empathy for the people that did everything they could and respected all the rules and still got it and not for this man that played it down for months and didn't wear mask...

  • @shahrul1962
    @shahrul1962 3 роки тому +32

    Let it be a lesson to everyone, NEVER EVER BLAME SCIENCE.
    Science doesn't care if you believe in it or not.

  • @cindystayfaithful9601
    @cindystayfaithful9601 3 роки тому

    Jimmy I just love you, you too funny you killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @galemusgrove3452
    @galemusgrove3452 3 роки тому

    Right on....
    Just love Jimmy.

  • @Kelz_X
    @Kelz_X 3 роки тому +214

    In the infamous words of FLOTUS “I Really Don’t Care ! Do You?” 🤣

    • @mrguitar5051
      @mrguitar5051 3 роки тому +5

      Andrew Stevenson LOL !

    • @Jsaiis
      @Jsaiis 3 роки тому +5

      @Andrew Stevenson lol

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 3 роки тому +2

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikefas1160
      @mikefas1160 3 роки тому +2

      You now that Melania is praying for the virus. Hope Hicks may be relieved. :-)
      Of course, it was the test that infected him, not whatever he was doing with his personal, private, young, beautiful, single, female advisor, Hope Hicks. Anyone think that she bears a passing resemblance to Karen McDougal and Viagra is now available? Try not to vomit if you have the same thought that I had.

    • @tjmak4042
      @tjmak4042 3 роки тому +1

      Well said!

  • @hjduke504
    @hjduke504 3 роки тому +57

    I feel sorry for those nurses at the hospital treating him.

  • @ShadowFoxSF
    @ShadowFoxSF 3 роки тому +4

    That Obama care joke was spot on

  • @karliearmstrong5092
    @karliearmstrong5092 3 роки тому +20

    Trump HAS to be sick cause he didn't look orange in his video🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas 3 роки тому +375

    Trump: "I hope Im doing well from the democratic hoax, that i like to play down!"

    • @floydstone6858
      @floydstone6858 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @sereanaduwai8313
      @sereanaduwai8313 3 роки тому +8

      Evangelicals have a lot to answer for. The Chosen One has got struck down by a virus, so who the hell was laying their dirty hands on the President during pray time? Something smells fishy here.

    • @MrKastaway66
      @MrKastaway66 3 роки тому +1

      Sereana Duwai Smells fishy? I can’t smell anything.

    • @deanofthevale3193
      @deanofthevale3193 3 роки тому

      Sweden Are doing well!!! 🇸🇪

    • @jaenin6572
      @jaenin6572 3 роки тому +2

      @@deanofthevale3193 Sweden has a population of 10.23 million people and has 94,283 cases of Covid with 5,895 deaths. They are not "doing well."

  • @joegug4751
    @joegug4751 3 роки тому +80

    All those people exposed someone’s going to get really really sick it’s just a matter of numbers and percentages.

  • @dannynguyen5608
    @dannynguyen5608 3 роки тому +2

    “SAY IT LOUDER JIMMY!!!!!!” Anthony Anderson

  • @AskingSpot
    @AskingSpot 3 роки тому +14

    The only conspiracy that hasn’t been touched on is, notice we are not talking about his taxes and her hate of Christmas 🎄

    • @gedankenfang3931
      @gedankenfang3931 3 роки тому

      shows how smart t-boy is. :)

    • @gottagotomoes5056
      @gottagotomoes5056 3 роки тому

      Margie Maybe we also aren’t talking about his non denouncing/endorsement of white supremacy and the proud boys

    • @gedankenfang3931
      @gedankenfang3931 3 роки тому

      @@gottagotomoes5056 and not talking about Biden touching up little girls and sniffing in there hair. Also not talking about Bidens corruptions with the Ukrain, Nabu Leaks.
      All fokused on trump and his little flu.

    • @TheMeanArena
      @TheMeanArena 3 роки тому

      Because I don't care about his taxes that are from him as a business man before becoming President. His taxes have nothing to do with his accomplishments as President.

    • @TheMeanArena
      @TheMeanArena 3 роки тому

      @@gottagotomoes5056 You know he's denounced them around a dozen times right? Don't take my word for it, the clips and facts are there for you to see.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 3 роки тому +1925

    Only Trump could get Covid and everyone’s response is: I don’t believe you, what’s your real game here Donnie?

    • @MA1.5
      @MA1.5 3 роки тому +75

      He said more than 20,000 lies since taking office and that’s as of July. We’re in October now. That’s no less than 10 lies per dead American.

    • @namelesswarrior4760
      @namelesswarrior4760 3 роки тому +92

      The boy who cries wolves too many times

    • @ThorsteinnK
      @ThorsteinnK 3 роки тому +34

      that's sort of what you get when you make so many lies that Trump does. When you cry wolf! wolf! all the time and there's no wolf, when the wolf finally shows up, nobody will believe you when legitimately shout Wolf! Wolf!
      But, I personally do think he has Covid. I'm generally not a fan of conspiracy theories.

    • @agiraffe3673
      @agiraffe3673 3 роки тому +24

      Sons of Dragons I feel like we have some kind of “boy who called wolf syndrome....we can never believe him

    • @ROYAL_REBEL
      @ROYAL_REBEL 3 роки тому +7

      @@MA1.5 Now it's 30K

  • @markklune4077
    @markklune4077 3 роки тому +549

    "Sir, you're getting kicked in the teeth by the media over your refusal to disavow white supremacists!" Trump: "Don't worry, I have a plan to change the news cycle. . ."

    • @xconlogistics6328
      @xconlogistics6328 3 роки тому +12

      🤔 stellar jay u make a good point. Makes me wonder

    • @privateprivate5302
      @privateprivate5302 3 роки тому +14

      Melania: "Donald, count me in, my BFF, not be best, Recorded dee phone call...Broke de Girlz code"

    • @TruthMovesMountains
      @TruthMovesMountains 3 роки тому +9

      He has disavowed over 25 times. Watch Hannity on Thursday, just before he announced he had the virus. You are fools being led into the swamp. Demoncrats have had the virus. Pelosi didn't wear a mask at the salon and Biden recently started going out to do rallies without wearing a mask. By the way Jackass Kimmel, Trump practices social distancing and everyone gets tested who see's him. He's the President, he has work to do. Should the President just stay home. Democrats did contract the virus.

    • @tortyibeneme2502
      @tortyibeneme2502 3 роки тому +14

      @@TruthMovesMountains What are you yapping on about? Give it a rest before you make a fool of your self.

    • @tasha7726
      @tasha7726 3 роки тому +3

      Whatever, anyone with two functioning brain cells hasn't forgotten about any of that stuff just because Trump has covid now.

  • @stephengibbs8342
    @stephengibbs8342 3 роки тому

    I'm so glad they agreed not to shake hands before or after the debate

  • @TheEnigmaProductions
    @TheEnigmaProductions 3 роки тому

    glad jimmy's back

  • @coe8159
    @coe8159 3 роки тому +2015

    Trump: makes fun of Biden for wearing a mask and holds massive rallies
    Trump: gets covid
    Republicans: this is the democrats fault

    • @8ofwands300
      @8ofwands300 3 роки тому +71

      Well we knew that was coming...😐

    • @Dman425
      @Dman425 3 роки тому +27

      He never made fun of Biden for wearing a mask. Besides, where is the proof that masks work?

    • @karmagyalpo3543
      @karmagyalpo3543 3 роки тому +6

      true trump 2020

    • @tarias1313
      @tarias1313 3 роки тому +58

      Next thing is trump and his goons gonna blame china for interfering with the election by purposely infecting him with the virus.

    • @LukeDallert
      @LukeDallert 3 роки тому +82

      @@Dman425 Come on! Your question is a proof that some Trump voters wouldn't accept any proof as long as it doesn't match with their opinion.
      So: Democrats wear masks: nearly no infections. Republicans do not wear it: the infection rates go higher. This is the proof the mask can lower the risk to get infected. Try to think logically for one time in your life. By the way there are more proofs than that if you look countries following the rules (low infection rates) and those who don't (high infection rates)

  • @gorkivalenzuela6940
    @gorkivalenzuela6940 3 роки тому +68

    Shouldn't this be the right time for him to take those pills he publicly said were good for Covid 19? Remember?

    • @jaenin6572
      @jaenin6572 3 роки тому +1

      That's the drug that Trump said he was taking and then a couple weeks later said, "I "might" be taking it". The hydroxychloroquine that Trump has a "small" investment in. Well, there goes more money down the drain!

  • @1aquinas
    @1aquinas 3 роки тому

    Typicically great Kimmel.

  • @SuperErikandrea
    @SuperErikandrea 3 роки тому

    You are breathing my air.

  • @angus7278
    @angus7278 3 роки тому +270

    So who the hell goes to the hospital if they “doing very well”??? Try it sometime and see what the hospital staff say...

    • @lewilewis3944
      @lewilewis3944 3 роки тому +37

      Especially when the White House has its own 'state of the art' medical facilities and staff?
      More proof that Trump ain't too smart. There'll be Black and Latino staff, and it's a military hospital so full of 'losers'. He's insulted half of America in the last 4 years, I bet he's crapping his paranoid little pants, if he's still conscious.

    • @lauriepalmer8159
      @lauriepalmer8159 3 роки тому +18

      Angus Mac I think he’s getting the best healthcare in the world, compared to the 1 million worldwide. The Republicans are freaking out.

    • @gabrielacabrera6004
      @gabrielacabrera6004 3 роки тому +24

      This is all a political stunt. He's going to come out two weeks later and say that he is cured because of some therapeutic he received and therefore he has discovered a cure to covid

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 3 роки тому +16

      The president of the United States is arguably the most important and powerful person on earth, and the most well protected, of course he's going to be taken to a hospital as a preventive measure/out of an excess of caution.

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 3 роки тому +6

      They don’t. I’m a nurse and they transported him by helicopter instead of car. Walter Reid isn’t that far, I know live in northern Virginia.

  • @EterPuralis
    @EterPuralis 3 роки тому +171

    He was making fun of masks... in front of a crowd wearing masks with his campaign slogan. Of course.

  • @AtheistRex
    @AtheistRex 3 роки тому +1

    Trump said he and Melania are going to get through this together! Then they immediately parted company.

  • @imrannoor516
    @imrannoor516 3 роки тому

    I am very happy after hear 👂 this news

  • @ahhhgoolagoon
    @ahhhgoolagoon 3 роки тому +237

    I suppose this was kinda inevitable

    • @katalac
      @katalac 3 роки тому +16

      @Resist the Groper-In-Chief you got that right!

    • @gentillygirl545
      @gentillygirl545 3 роки тому +1

      Duh

    • @3th4nP31ff3r
      @3th4nP31ff3r 3 роки тому +4

      You accidentally put the word kinda before inevitable😂

    • @MathildaFay
      @MathildaFay 3 роки тому +4

      Sleepy Donnie gon get put to sleep by ms.Rona. No time for a weak broke president. Biden 2020 💵

    • @sararadziminski
      @sararadziminski 3 роки тому +4

      Thanos has entered the chat

  • @Simgor2
    @Simgor2 3 роки тому +209

    The skydiving metaphor was not only spot on but funny as hell.

  • @xandercroes
    @xandercroes 3 роки тому

    This as funny as your emmy awards perfomance. waiting for anthony anderson to appear next to you in this vid.
    Cant believe people are still watching you😂😂😂😂.

  • @nmvgal
    @nmvgal 3 роки тому

    Jimmy! You Rock!

  • @oeunouch
    @oeunouch 3 роки тому +98

    "If 2020 couldn't get anymore 2020'er" ~ Everybody!!

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 3 роки тому +47

    So are we supposed to feel sorry for the guy whose deliberate inaction and hiding critical information in response to the pandemic have resulted 213,000+ deaths in his own country?? I certainly don't.

    • @jasongoodacre
      @jasongoodacre 3 роки тому

      Look up the word pandemic in the dictionary. You might educate yourself.

  • @justanotherrandomcrit8115
    @justanotherrandomcrit8115 3 роки тому +5

    During each message he seems to be getting progressively worse. I don’t at all support him as president but I don’t want him to die.

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 3 роки тому

      maybe .. but i can also say it wouldnt bother me if

  • @jacquelynmichelle2799
    @jacquelynmichelle2799 3 роки тому

    Omg your hilarious and we love you jimmy !!!

  • @ChrisBrown-kv7yh
    @ChrisBrown-kv7yh 3 роки тому +204

    “No reasonable person” you see that’s the problem in a nutshell!

    • @desireesmith6947
      @desireesmith6947 3 роки тому +2

      My grown sons cannot afford the “unaffordable care act”

    •  3 роки тому

      @@desireesmith6947 so what are you saying?

    • @desireesmith6947
      @desireesmith6947 3 роки тому

      I am saying not many who work can afford it now.

    • @JamieLifts22
      @JamieLifts22 3 роки тому

      @@desireesmith6947 Ya ok?

    • @reknown123
      @reknown123 3 роки тому

      @@desireesmith6947 maybe your sons should get a better job than flipping burgers.

  • @giuseppa3767
    @giuseppa3767 3 роки тому +630

    Melania should now wear her famous jacket, "I really don't care - do you?"

  • @ferretfriend5458
    @ferretfriend5458 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you Jimmy for being honest and saying what most of us are thinking and feeling. If he IS ACTUALLY SICK he only has his self to blame and if we are not showing him any sympathy then he must remember all the awful things he has said including " it is what it is"

  • @christophersteward5720
    @christophersteward5720 3 роки тому

    Turns out the movie Idiocracy was an actual documentary from the future.

  • @screwyootube1
    @screwyootube1 3 роки тому +137

    Brilliant analogy with the skydivers. "Those who wear parachutes usually tend to land safely, while those without tend to make a mess when they go splat!" Yes, I'm paraphrasing, but that's almost exactly what he said, and the intent was exactly the same.

  • @sheiladodds4186
    @sheiladodds4186 3 роки тому +32

    I've been giddy all day...LMFAO

  • @annek1226
    @annek1226 3 роки тому +2

    How many times does Donnie need to go out of his way to prove the point beyond any doubt that you cannot fix stupid?

  • @mykill9705
    @mykill9705 3 роки тому

    Introducing Jimmy the trained seal Kimmel!!!

  • @xtreame
    @xtreame 3 роки тому +95

    The only test Trump passed without having to cheat.

    • @bourdie1979
      @bourdie1979 3 роки тому +4

      Ha!

    • @judgey3231
      @judgey3231 3 роки тому +2

      Incoming hate

    • @sharonborris6675
      @sharonborris6675 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂 Terence you made my night ,my husband and i had a good laugh .

  • @flemmingploug2670
    @flemmingploug2670 3 роки тому +155

    To the happy infected couple :
    It is what it is, and ask me if i care.
    Karma is a cruel mistress you cant pay hush money

    • @dainanoka9409
      @dainanoka9409 3 роки тому +5

      Brilliant

    • @james-xf1ox
      @james-xf1ox 3 роки тому +1

      Karma for what?

    • @the66hobgoblin.45
      @the66hobgoblin.45 3 роки тому +1

      On your "karma" philosophy, most of the top Democrats have a dose of karma bigger than an elephant turd heading down on them.

    • @the66hobgoblin.45
      @the66hobgoblin.45 3 роки тому +2

      @calistorich. Strangely they do, because the reality is that the USA is the major economic power (but not by much) & what happens there has an impact around the world & whether you like it or not many people do know right from wrong. They do know what corruption is & they will not invest or trade with a corrupt adminstration like the Democrats are now being exposed as.

    • @james-xf1ox
      @james-xf1ox 3 роки тому

      @The Normal One you do realise covid will be yearly now like the flu right? No Corona virus has ever had a vaccine ffs, hiding away is pointless.

  • @kJ-th3hs
    @kJ-th3hs Місяць тому

    Getting high and watching Kimmel roast Trump is one of my favourite things to do nowadays. Thanks Jimmy.

  • @lorbas6151
    @lorbas6151 3 роки тому +1

    The Trampoline no longer bounces!

  • @darlenerayhart3400
    @darlenerayhart3400 3 роки тому

    Being hateful doesnt help anyone. You don't like it when people attack your family but you have no problem attacking others. How about something positive once in a while? If you can't, then you just proved my point.