Dems Battle it Out & Trump Cures Coronavirus!
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- Опубліковано 2 бер 2020
- Fourteen states voted as part of Super Tuesday, early voting ballots sent to Californians were filled with old candidates, 'I Voted' sticker mocking took place around our office, Donald Trump cured Coronavirus, VP Mike Pence could have been exposed to the disease, and former newsman Brit Hume found himself in a very awkward situation.
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Dems Battle it Out & Trump Cures Coronavirus!
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Years from now, when they release the Carona Virus documentary, these Trump video clips will be included at the start to help set the tone for where we went wrong.
Yeah, he's a brilliant, stable doctor now.
And the horses are legging it .
Fossil Fuel Rules well when the stable has a fossil that was ,we shall bury it amongst the repubeLicunts .
He's the GREATEST doctor
@Fahim Ahmad trump for in the ground!
@Fossil Fuel Rules you also have no spelling
"Next time there's a hurricane, we'll just open all the toilet lids and flush it!" 🤣😂
😂😂😂
ghost : Drain the Nasstie Orange Swamp ... 👍🏾👍
I hope Trump didn't see that.
Sooo... we’re not gonna be nuking hurricanes now?!
😔
That was such a *gEniuS* idea tho
@@MissHMSilk lol it was pure insanity, I swear he talks like a 6 year old would sometimes 😂
Bloomberg could have taken that 500mill and sent it to the homeless in chicago..
Absolutely! Instead, he created more homelessness during his three terms as REPUBLICAN Mayor of NYC, while his cops assaulted citizens in the epidemic of Stop and Frisk. So much shady racist policing all over that city, enforcing gentrification and brutality of the wealthy rulers over the masses.
You still think that your government officials are social?
Tony you obviously must not know a lot about Bloomberg? He’s a modern day wannabe robber baron.
He could've sent all the country's homeless TO Chicago
cleo fishel And he halved the yearly number of homicides.
"Therapy is another word for cure."
- Donald Trump
Something you really are in desperate need of.
Yeah ffs I hope he gets it and discovers the difference between therapy and cure.
@@The-Real-Ando
Poor FAILED Barrack HUSSEIN Obama; I know you CANNOT stand the "MAGIC WAND" ("B-LLS) of Trump, but "He who gets the last laugh, gets the BEST laugh"!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Trump 2020!
"Trump Derangement is REAL and I love it! Seeing so many IDIOTS waiting for everything I say or do, so they can go and talk, or write about it EVERYWHERE is a great pleasure, because they have NO idea how I play with words to make them talk about me every single day, 24/7!
Moreover, to see how many people depend on me for their "sanity" and employment---people in the media, fake comedians, cheap talk shows, and "UA-camRS" ---is very gratifying!
It's obvious they simply CANNOT live NOR survive without me!"
-----Donald J. Trump
@@The-Real-Ando
Hahahaha! Trust me, you'll get it before he does, DUMBASS!
:)
@@WRCWPLX It's not how you played with words, Donald, which you don't have enough vocabulary. They are mocking that you don't know how to fake the POTUS position that Putin installed for you.
Orange dude is no longer funny. Too many lives are at stake, too many families will mourn their loved ones.
@April Jones-Foston He’s never been funny nor clever. He’s always shown his stupidity (over 4 decades now), it gave him his platform. And he found his base when he appeared on the WWE.
do you think he really gives a dam, only if it affect him
and yet the young democrats again don't bother voting & you can bet won't bother voting in November either now they've not bothered to make Bernie the nominee. He's gonna win again you realise don't you?Biden doesn't have a chance against him! Why America why?????????
@Savoy 505 the rest of the world is certainly suffering from it's open borders with the US now! 10 more US citizens diagnosed with the virus today in Australia! Australia now has more cases of infection imported from the US than from the next 3 highest importers (China, Italy & Iran) combined!!!!!!!!
So time to cut this ridiculous talk of open v closed borders somehow impacting US case numbers! The US now has the highest number of cases in the world! Not testing doesn't doesn't make them go away! There is MASSIVE community transmission in every state in the US! (except possibly Alaska). The whole world is closing borders to EVERY country in order to block US citizens without upsetting trump!
Now he has the nerve to call himself a war time president! 😂 but he is ignoring the doctors who are pleading for equipment. Millions will die on his watch and he is just stood around self praising. What an assholes!
First time i watch this program. I love it , this guy is halarious.
"We don't know enough to make a vaccine."
"Can't we just use another one?"
"No."
Well trump is thinking outside the box... At least he's not pretending to be a scientist, smart or even presidential.
@@dannykumite I mean.. if it was that easy would we have an outbreak?
@@4shady0 that is the exact smart thinking I'm talking about. Nobody seems to get it but you and trump.
God help us 🤦
That's the bravest man who has ever been near Trump. Donnie fires anyone who's not a yes man, he needs people who will plainly speak facts. 99% if people would be dancing around his ego
His advisors neglected their duties: they forgot to make a pop-up book explaining the basics of how vaccines work. Or maybe they did but forgot to include some fun coloring areas for when he loses focus.
I am from Germany and we have 4 times the number of cases, still feel more secure since we actually got a health system and a leader with a brain :D
@Agent Fungus I am sorry about that. Something to keep in mind: your %mortality ist waaaaay Higher than it should be so you probably have a Lot of unknown positives
You must be quite an idiot then. Germans are dying like flies because their health system is basically in ruins and their leader is a moron even worse than Trump.
@@hans-joachimbierwirth4727 really you know this how?
@@kathleenschlegel4267 Everybody in need of a specialist appointment to initiate treatment of a chronic disease knows that there are no appointments earlier than three to six months throughout Germany. Even the papers wrote about the situation when the appointment crisis hit and started to unfold some years ago.
@@hans-joachimbierwirth4727 erzähl keinen mist
Imagine how many homes for the homeless Bloomberg could have built with that money!
@Songs Mirth Really? altruism you really think Mike spent all that money altruistically?
Does not pass the smell test too much temptation ad we all are vulnerable to that.
Hahaha do you feel the same way about Trump?
@@fallbackbee9170 No. He's much worse than Bloomberg. Bloomberg could have done it. Trump has the responsibility to do it and failed in that like everything else for the people.
what about Trump?
@@captain2ahab He's a lost cause!
The Idiocracy movie of 2006 was a prophecy!
Fabio Palvelli my man Camacho
Wish I could find a copy!
Sounds like what Trump would do. We water the fields with Gatorade because it has electrolyte and I think it will make it grow faster. 😂
@Winospa got a copy! Thanks
That’s what happens when you’re rich and your parents payoff the schools to pass you, “You learn nothing”
I feel sorry for Americans, having a president like that, espeacially during this time smh🤦🏽♀️
Yeah me too i did not vote for him
I think trump knows as much about this virus as he does about the Windmills. I just had no idea the sound of them could give you cancer! So what exactly does trump have against people been tested for detection? 3000 people in China are tragically dead. Number rising across the world Does he just not want to spend the money to help protect the nation or does he think that the US are so far above God that no virus can touch him. Nice to have a leader that plays chance with his peoples live.
God save the world from the virus. God save America from trump.
This is not meant to be mean or anything but I feel bad for y'all cuz you guys have the British equivalent of Trump......Boris. He even looks like him a little bit, lol
Lmao@ all the tears
@@PhillipLemmon I absolutely agree. I am half UK and half US. So am screwed either way. Boris's is SSSOOOO much like Trump, just not as loud about it.
The butt kissing joke was something to behold.
The joke starts at 6.15.
It was hilarious, but they forgot McConnell.
6:15
and even better is to realise that if trump & pence &all the rest go down, it leaves Nancy Peloski as President & the only votes in congress being from those not sick from kissing the moron's butt :))
You sorta kinda gotta move that last dot to the top right of the six Britt
"We're up the viver without a paddle." 😂🤣😂🤣
Jimmy is beyond hilarious!
I'll have a Hamberder with cowfefe and a viwer on the side
To go.
I heard Trump was going to save us from Covid-19 by nuking hurricanes and raking forests.
I've never had more confidence in such an intelligent, trustworthy, and honest man.
Civil Villain 🙂😀😃😄
Very stupid man.
Civil Villain 😂😂😂
/s
Just as Biden continues to have short term memory loss.
And this is how The Walking Dead started. 😐
I just thought of this yesterday and almost the whole population was wiped out and the whole city shut down and every one turned into zombies
@Car Fli yup
Good one Bryan 😁👍
Do you know Donald went to heaven and knocked at the door. St.Peter opened door and asked Donald how l may help you?.Can you be loyal to me? That dos’t work here.”You are fired”Peter lost his job.
"Just because you learned a new word today doesn't mean the rest of us did too." Lmfao well said!
" The water is very wet". DONALD TRUMP.
It would be funny if it wasn't true. But it is true and that is what makes it so scary.
Trump: Therapy is like another word for cure
Jimmy: Just because you learnt a new word doesn't mean we just did
🤣🤣🤣
ken ho Trump just learned what the word “therapy” means, while the rest of us already know that word.
@ken ho The sentence trump said, "Therapy is like another word for cure" was explaining the word therapy. This is something you usually do when you learned something new and trying to show it to someone.
6:45 *Jimmy Kimmel too coined a new word "shaked" instead of "shook" lol.*
Building the middle class by relieving the burden of unaffordable healthcare is not too far left. Stop listening to the corporate establishment media. You and me will be better off with Bernie's commitment to you.
@ken ho yes of course native speakers learn those words like "therapy" when young.
Tump did not know the meaning because his language skill is at the same level as a child
Oh, therapy. Never thought of THAT. So next time I.... I dunno, were to catch the plague or something, I just go to therapy. Yeah. That outta work.
With a viver 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I must say, he has the best words! Im sorry for the 2/3 smart Americans who have to put up with this thing in the WH.
Trump needs to calm down with the spray on tan.
I'm Mexican and damn he's more brown than me now
Nah he's not brown his tan is a "chorro" orange! LOL🤣😅😅
He really is turning a color I can't even describe. And with those white eyes. Creepy.
Tangerine Cover Girl Foundation. $2.98 at Walgreens.
He's starting to look really spooky and scary
@@rodapp9499 ROFLOL🤣😅😅👏
What does he mean when he says ‘words’? What an embarrassment.
Trump 2020
3:50 no the scientists wouldn't have thought about that because they know how vaccines work.
Trump's ignorance .....of everything ......scares me.......god help us!
Remember when Trump drew in that hurricane hitting Alabama and asked about nuking a hurricane.
Mark G. Never happened 😂😂
antony michael trump>Obama as a president
@@YUMADBRO1
There are words on the inside of books .....you might want to check those out!
Model RK800 name a metric that has gotten worse since trump was elected dumass
I think I heard him ask if a slice of lime might help with the Corona virus.
Lol
lol that woman behind Dump at the rally looked shocked at his buffoonery.
I noticed that, too...and such a weird look on her face...I wanted to see it again, and wished I had that scene on my computer so I could back it up and just look at her face... again...Such disbelief. WOW!!!
@@ethelnewberry151 the thing is though, if you're a supporter of his why would you ever be surprised about his behavior?
It's common knowledge he's an ass hat. I've just never seen or heard a supporter acknowledge that fact.
@@lizzichi86 : Hi LizziChi V: Well, I've read my comment over three times, and don't see any source of saying I'm a Trump supporter. You may have confused the fact I remarked about the woman behind him, looking so stunned and bewildered. Her look was precious...She may have been a supporter of his, but at that juncture in time she may have seen and felt her actions and thoughts of "T" have been all wrong. I am not a supporter of Trump.
@@ethelnewberry151 I know. I was "speaking" in general terms. Wasn't accusing you of being a supporter.
@@lizzichi86 : Thank you, LizziChi V.
trump's initial plan was to throw some Flintstones vitamins at it. Back to the drawing board..
Now you have your own lunatic dictator!
BRAVO U.S!👏WELL DONE! 🤔👌👍😄
"Viver" woahhh!!! I learned a new word today, I'm so proud of myself.
Viver ?? “I know a lot of words” strikes again 😂
"You know just because you learnt a new word today, does not mean that the rest of us did too. "
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please Mr Pence go and cough on the President 😊
This is like a restaurant menu that is out of everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trump: I Will Cure Coronavirus!
Also CDC: *[COMPLETELY SHUTS DOWN]*
get off the internet bro
@Fossil Fuel Rules deluded
@@thekingchrissyg Yes But Actually NO!
It's All Fun And Games When You Cheat Death Once. The Rest Of You, You Were Supposed To DIE In The Outbreak. I Just Clean Up The Mess Until The Game Is Over.
@Fossil Fuel Rules Smartest? You Call That Smartest, Really? More Like STUPIDITY.
Did anyone else catch that???? "FORMER news man who works for fox news".....
Yeah, and he's always worked at fox news. It's not like he just got there.
yeh, but it seems his audience missed it & poor Jimmy sort of paused a bit after it, I think disappointed that none of them got it
Brit Hume has always seemed so uptight and repressed. I can totally believe he has some secret fetish lifestyle... he seems like exactly the type.
C.A.T. It isn't so secret now, is it? LOL
Thanks for the animation.
Jimmy....thanks for all the laughs! Honestly i needed to lmao and i did!🤣🤣🤣 Always love your show!
Long day today?
Its easy to wash small hands.
I have malaria. I need to go for therapy.
I still can't believe we have a president that speaks like he does 🤣
I know what you mean. I served twenty years and my father even more. We liked or disliked our presidents but always respected them, until now.
The R actually stands for Rayban... that man really loves his aviators lol
Truly a "solid Ignoramus"
America's national embarrassment
Brilliant!!
Imma come back once this comment section has Marinated
Diaper And Politicians in power should be change Regularly, You Know For the Same Reason...
One way to clear the "swamp"!
8:39 - My eyes are bleeding from the acid wash. Can't unsee the horror.
Holy... that vaccine stuff is common knowledge.
Tell that to the anti-vaxxers
Last time I was this early the commander in chief was sentient
The last time I was this early, we actually had a President with a brain and common since.
@@whiteowl4097 so you're saying obama made you come early? 😎
That may be the best Jimmy Kimmel monologue ever!
finally u got me subscribed jimmy congrats even b4 i go to the end of it 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
Such a limited vocabulary, the guy needs to make up filler words.
He has words, he uses lots of words, he has the best words, because of his bigly brain, he's a very stable genius, didn't he tell us so? Holy crap, what a moron. The world continues to laugh at us.
@@d.e.b.b5788 he knows a lot of words. Big words.
But he never knows how to use them, when to use them, or how to spell them.
Jamari Hunt lmao
@@jamarihunt4165 he doesn't use them cause he doesn't need them. He still wins anyway
@@jamarihunt4165 and is doing waaaaay better than you
I'd rather vote for a Democratic Socialist, like Bernie, than a Republican Sociopath, like Trump.
🗳️Nov. 3rd, 2020 :: Vote blue, no matter who!🗳️
@markmac What I know for sure, is that I'll be voting for the person who ISN'T Trump; whoever that may be. 🤷🏼♀️ This ain't the time to be picky, we just gotta get Trump's ass out of office!
Voting blue no matter who is how we got into this mess. Just please think about it for a bit.
@@douevnserfbro8229 Let me clarify my meaning, in case it's being misunderstood.😬 I'm talking about the general election, not the primaries. Folks definitely need to do some thinking before voting for a candidate to run against Trump. But once that's decided, and we go to vote on Nov 3rd, vote for them, no matter who they are.
I hope that makes more sense; I most certainly don't want people to go out there and vote recklessly in the primaries, but when the Dem candidate is chosen.....VOTE FOR THEM, NOT TRUMP! 😉
Take care, Brian! ✌️💜🇺🇲
@markmac Please make sure Bernie becomes the nominee.
Trump 2020
Jimmy Kimmel,
Humour is the best medicine for for Covid19...
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
If I had five hundred million dollars to burn. I would move to Japan and spend all my time exploring the country by foot, bicycle and train.
TheKaiTetley That sounds pretty great!
I hear that! If it were me, though, I'd set up a home base in France, fill up my backpack, and go from there... I was lucky enough to get to do a ton of traveling while I was growing up, because I was a competitive gymnast, and we had meets all over the world, but I was a kid and didn't appreciate it like I would as an adult.
All I know for sure, is that we get one life, and I'd love to spend it exploring the world, and meeting the people we share this planet with.
I think that's the meaning of life! 👍💜
doesn't cost nearby that much; plus you could do it in other countries with lower cost of living.
You could do that for a couple of years for about $50k ! I say, go for it!
If i hv 500 million....i will keep 10 million n give 490 million to feed the poor.
Coronavirus is spreading more and more each day. The world acknowledges this and understands how serious it could get.
Trump: It'll just disappear in the summer
Trump supporter: Wooooooo trump said it'll disappear in the summer!! Muricaaaaaaa!
Australia: ....
Took me sec to get
Jimmy makes me laugh when he laughs.
How many people would attend these late night shows if the tickets weren't free ?
Jimmy you're amazing ❤️
The country is devided because devision keeps being promoted.
It's so bad, we've split into two camps, those that know how to spell divided, and those that don't.
Stickers are for all ages, fo sho!
That admin transmition would be a dream!
3:45 - we are doomed
Hey!!! I take offense my name is Jennifer, I don't want my name any where associated with Trump!!
Amen sister!
There will never be a safe space from offence for women in America when Trump is in the house...🤣😂
Have you considered switching to Pennifer?
Why are you offended by greatness? Trump 2020
Oh Jennifer... your last name is Alcala... remember Rodney Alcala? All KINDS of bad associations with your names...
This one was pretty freakin funny! Haha
Omg it's TRUE, I just type that s#$% v$%^&* and his face popped in 😝🤣
You gotta love J K.
Expert... "Mr President, we have a pandemic on the horizon. What should we do?"
Trump... "No problem! Give everyone a plaster."
love you Jimmy!
I caught that Jimmy. You made sure the buttons were right side up but the sticker on your tie was upside down to us. Thought you were slick. Lmfao.
A sticker: “ I made fun of Trump, and his stupid kids on Twitter today👍🏻 “
Why do you communist mess with kids... gross
@@funkbros3141 Only one of his kid's is an actual child I believe. The others are gross as he is and are free game
@@AnimeGirlYaoiChan minors are not allowed to be named in news reports ...read a book
And this segment got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Somebody give him the vivver frame! Please!!!!
That was hilariousness
Is anyone really sure he is not a 1st grade drop out?
Why is his eyes becomes whiter by the day.
He changed his makeup to a darker shade.
Hilarious. I put my voted sticker on a binder clip.
5:25 watch the audience behind Trump drop their jaws in aww 😂
3:47 Trump trying to sound intelligent in a room full of people and coming out with something a 12 year old wouldn't say......
Would
Zeren Smith nt, he isn’t as stupid as 12 year old, he’s stupider
Trump can’t even find the cure for his own halitosis
Hahahahahaha🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How could we let someone who isn't smarter than a 5th grader run the country?
@@youragenius.6644 Because he was voted into the white house by a large group of second graders.
@goku san well if you like him so much give us a little bit we're almost done with him then you could have him. Unless you're in Mexico I hear he has a thing against Mexicans.🤔🤷🏿♂️
Your a Genius. Very good question 😞
5:37 your welcome lmfao 😂😂😂 I love it
Thanks for the Laugh 8-)
The only thing that surpasses Donald Trump's hubris is his ignorance.
Did he just say “shaked”?
***** Jimmy! You had me rollin' tonight. luv u like c-span.
....that was 5 stars
My cat Mr. T thanks you Jimmy for your vote. I think he'll do a great job. At least he'll listen to his advisors.
Trump= Nelson (The Simpson's)
Dude, I said the same thing recently!
I wouldn't put it past him to point and laugh at anyone.
👈 "Ha ha!" -DoNelson Trump; the most petty and immature human to have ever existed.🙄
He is Trumplethinskin, for sure!
VOTE Blue for real leadership we can be proud of!!
Why are we not working on a test kit and cure for the dreaded "bone spurs".
Or in Trump's case, bonehead spurs.
Love Jimmy Kimmel!
I love when conservative bullshitters prove they're not as pure as they claim to be. He needs a right wing coverup refresher course.
"Hey doc I was vaccinated for herpes, how come i got gonorrhea, huh doc??? huh?" - Trump
This is hilarious!!!
Jimmy you are just too funny dude!