Jimmy Kimmel’s Daughter is Just Like Trump
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- Jimmy and Guillermo do their new handshake to avoid the Coronavirus, Jimmy realized that his 5-year-old daughter Jane is a lot like Donald Trump, Trump closed out Black History month in a big way, Joe Biden celebrated his victory in South Carolina with a lap on Sunday morning news shows, Tom Steyer, Pete Buttigieg & Amy Klobuchar all dropped out of the presidential race, Public Enemy announced that they are moving forward without Flavor Flav because of a dispute with Bernie Sanders, and Donald Trump has Coronavirus totally under control.
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Daughter is Just Like Trump
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“Man, you the first black president.”
What a ridiculously stupid statement from that person.
It's infuriating. The man is a sociopath.
Obama's mom was as white as a Norwegian. Although his deadbeat father was blacker than night
When I saw that I almost broke my tv I was so mad 😡
WTF right!!
@@SpunkyMcCluster Wow, leave us norwegians out of it. We have plenty of deadbeats and most about as pink as your sphincter.
Could you... never... ever... *ever* play video of that freak creeping on the flag again, please?
Who were those “black American leaders” sitting around that table praising Trump? Are there any people that they actually lead?
If they where white I'd call them Quislings.
Whoever they were it was pretty clear they had reasons for kissing his behind, probably to keep their jobs or because they were paid. It was just so incredibly artificial. Just like Trump.
They were people who worked in the offices at the white house that they pulled to take that picture. SAD
Pimps
I'm pretty broke right now, but I have to admit; if Trump gave me a blank check and said all I have to do is sit with him and pander to him with a few other "leaders" on national television I'd refuse. I'd be embarrassed.
2:51 I am truly stunned at how those people sitting with Trump are so totally willing to shed every single little ounce of their dignity to suck up to Trump.
Ex Essex haven’t you seen lie witness news? They it for free, so if he’s paying them of course they will do it. Americans seem to crave fame and money over everything.
Maybe they actually support him like half of america does 🤷♂️
Facts
pretty sure trump paid those simpletons to do that but they r still a disgrace to my race
Don't forget Money can buy anything
Why jimmy roasted his daughter like that lmfao! Gosh I love him
That was phenomenally upsetting. Twenty Uncle and Auntie Toms.
Racism is hilarious. Keep the division alive!
good one.
You’re the reason!
That flag gets more action than Melania n she's grateful.
You just KNOW she slips a Micky in his glass of milk every night to get out of seeing him naked. Can you imagine that bloated whale carcass on top of you? She drugs him and locks her bedroom door, so she doesn't have to search for his little pee-pee with a magnifying glass.
oh does the flag have a hot security guard too?
@@KarisPigNose hahahaha...good one!
Doesn’t she sleep in a separate bed?
@@nickthompson1812 I hope so cause he is gross
I'm not sure that flag thing was consensual.
For Trump, *every* day is Hump Day.
when has that stopped trump?
If I were The Rolling Stones (or whoever owns the rights to You Can't Always Get What You Want) I would issue Chump with an injuction and sue his gigantic butt for using that song. And if he had permission I would sue him for demeaning it.
Its pandering fake b.s. he doesnt love anything but himself.
False patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
“I guess Orange really is the new black” 😂😂
Good one Jimmy!☝️ 😂
That joke is 4 years old. Get with the times.
@@melaniew52 Shut up😉
I think people started saying that when orange just got in office
Those comments to DJT from black people were cringing 😖😖
@Rob C Yup!
@Moe I certainly was.
Sick!
Yes, truth sometimes (mostly) have that effect on lie lovin' people...!
Normal people thought that those comments of jk comparing his daughters small hands to DJT were really cringing......! Considering the inferences normally made with it.
Will you ever use your own daughter in this way....?
Maybe you should rather "cringe" about that....!
3:15 "orange really is the new black" DEAD
Alphacat already did that joke
@@capone6941 I don't know who that is. Also, I've definitely heard it before but I thought it was especially funny in this context with the guy calling Trump the first black president.
Not "DEAD" enough...!
@@danielcoetzee5793 I am, I have actually died. Rip
@@SkylRR Naw, I don't believe you...!
You may just have gone underground but you're not be dead dead yet.....; I want living proof!
The rumors of your demise may be greatly exaggerated......! If I suddenly inherit all your belongings, then I'll believe you!
I saw a flag in court the other day. It was trying to get a restraining order against Trump...
That flag molestation was revolting.
Jimmy better not steel that joke.
Anyone else physically uncomfortable when watching that?
Lol. Good one. If he humps any more flags they are likely to start a MeToo movement.
Next thing you know we are going to have a ME 2 flag movement
No great person ever ask people to come and show how much they praise him this is INSANE!!!!!
They looked almost! Just almost like they were paid actors.
thats exactly what they were
I recognized Andre Berto(Former Boxer)looked a bit nervous,but he didn't speak
I wonder how much did he paid them?
Just D listers who want fame and money.
Likely use taxpayers to paid them.😒
Does he think hugging and kissing the flag is normal, it's concerning because it is socially absurd.
We love America...Get used to it ✌✌ MAGA...MAGA...
He doesn't get any at home so when he rapes a flag they don't fight back aggravating his bone spurs.
@Rob C Well Rob... we realize your party doesnt like love or respect OUR FLAG... Stevie Wonder could see this...Get used to it Robby...MAGA...MAGA...
Craig Staples you sound like the biggest tool mate, it’s people like you that are the reason that the rest of the world is laughing at your country. From Australia.
He does whatever gets him publicity, attention, power, and blind adoration of his base, it's that simple.
"I guess Orange really is the new Black." - Lol's abound.
3:18 "I guess orange really is the new black". Classic!!
Wow- I’m so embarrassed for that council representing the community. They are just so much better than that. If you support him for prison reform than say so, but the ‘first black president’ !
Im white and im embarrassed for the black community that was hard to watch
I'm black, they don't represent me at all!!!
I was waiting for Samuel L Jackson’s character from Django Unchained to praise Trump also. That’s how pathetic the level of ass-kissing there was on display. First black president my arse!
I'm not sure they *are* better than that😔
I'm black... and I'm disheartened by that display in the oval office... I truly am.
As am I.
I don't understand how people support someone who doesn't respect everyone.
Don't beat yourself up. I'm white, and I've never been so ashamed of a sitting POTUS in my life. I'm still grieving the retirement of the most successful president in U.S. history, Barack Obama. He was so dignified and intellectual. 😭 He truly cared about everyone.
I'm not black and I really don't understand why those black leaders said things like that.
@@KarisPigNose true
08@@zebraimage agreed. i have no problem with people liking Trump. Calling him a black president is delusional and they did it for show
How much did he pay those fools.
Who are those black people??????
Mimi Ankrah speaking on behalf of all black and brown people, ‘ we are not lead by those people, we don’t know them and sincerely doubt they know who they are either!’
people, who bend down reeeeeal deep for money and attention
MissSuggaBoo yeah right because every black person have to be like you right because if they’re not they are not black enough?🙄 this is why there are just and more and more black people supporting Trump
Mama’s Little boy black people don’t support Trump. These are the same 10 20 black people that on Fox. Candace Owens silk and diamond are race hustlers. He’s basically trying to call us stupid.
Mimi Ankrah I really want to know who they are; selling their souls to the devil for peanuts.
Wow. That is some serious and shameful Uncle and Auntie Tomfoolery.
Fact: You aren’t watching this video in full screen right now.
Bryan Taylor Fact: 99% of Jimmy’s comments are Democrats things they have the majority opinion cause this is where they are safe from internet trolls.
Fact: Jimmy kimmel is the worst talkshow host named "James"
@@capone6941 what about "James" Fallon?
Stop spying on me
*Nah,I watch with half crack phone's screen*
Comparing Trump to a 5 year old is actually perfect 👍👍👍🤣🤣
Actually it’s an insult to 5 year olds.
Jimmy is so funny the comparison with his daughter to Trump was hilarious and spot on.
Have someone else other than him done this to the American flag he would have had a problem with it.
Trump and my 6 year old daughter also have something in common: neither one of them know the REAL meaning of the word "hoax"
I have a question. Should be really easy to answer. How did Russia interfere in the 2016 US election?
mg19cal He will say he created that word. It’s the best word ever now that he says it!
Melanie Walden Similar to how China was just found to be stealing MANY technological, medical, and personal US information. Just because you do not understand the mechanics of it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. The question isn’t IF Russia interfered, it’s the level of knowledge, actions, efforts the Trump party participate in said infiltration. Many of the people doing Trump’s dirty work are in prison, but I am sure it is due to their support of a hoax. 🙄
“Man, you’re the first black president.”
Oof 🤨 what?
You need help comprehending what that man meant? Obama was a joke for black peoples lives. He did nothing for prison reform.
Jason Popp lol no, it’s super obvious what he meant. I was pointing out that it was heavy cringe and tone deaf.
Thanks for swooping in to save the internet 🙄
@@AFishBicycle lol ikr . Idiots on the internet thinking they know everything 😂
@@AFishBicycle your brain is obviously tone deaf. The facts are Trump has accomplished more in 3 years for black people than Obama did in eight. Proof is right there.
I don't understand how black people could humiliate themselves like that.
George B I know, right! It’s a fuckng embarrassment, Gee!
Money, money, money, moooooneey.... Mooooneeeey
I don’t understand how anyone of any race could support this administration.
@Moe
You're probably right. 👍🏻🤤
@@bailodescalza
Uh huh 🤤
3:22 "orange is the new black" 😂🤙🏾
I think the American flag will sue Trump for being attacked like that
how many of us are watching from oversees.....im a big fan of jimmy kimel from nairobi kenya
Good for Tom dancing instead of being a crybaby.
Yeah, people getting lot of laughs out of this but love to see someone really enjoying their dance. Reminds me of my dad, dancing without a jacket at parties lol.
I like Tom Steyer. He was in the fray for the right reasons - he cares about climate change. I wish him well.
@@cuccicucci4480 My dad dancing exactly like Tom too.🤣
I agree, and he seemed to be mostly on the beat too, unlike other candidates I've seen (not that it matters).
“orange is the new black” 🤦🏻♂️ kimmel is the best 😂😂😂
Hahaha..I love Steyer for doing that! Made my day!
As a black person...2:53 is the most embarrassed I have ever felt in my skin.
Putin and his friends are laughing their heads off... "Told you this guy is off his rocker ."
😒so true unfortunately
Yep!! 🤦🏾♂️
3:25 I felt like I just watched “get out”
Im from Asia and i thought only asian politicians are mad. This seems like a worldwide thing
Find out about Mexico's ex president (Peña Nieto). If you are blue, he will sheer you up, big stupid and goofy clown. 😂
maybe the real madness is the politicians we made along the way.
Pretty much the further up the ladder the worse they get! Sadly if we were lucky enough then Trump would fall off the top!
Yeah, things are getting bad all over
TruthFinder, yup
Power is a corrupt seductress and she drives her lovers entirely mad
3:13- WTF is happening. Seriously. I don’t...I can’t... I’m out.
*Sickening😨*
What's happening......? TRUMP is happening.....! And yes, get out!
I'd much rather attend a tea party with Jimmy's daughter than a praise-meeting for Trump. I'd even pay to avoid the latter.
Remember that early cabinet meeting where everyone went around the table kissing his ass? You should do a where are they now video.
He thought the flag was "Little Rocket Man."
All of those Black people had surgery from the Get-Out Doctor.
3:18
I died when he said 🍊 is the new black 🤣
The fact that nobody laughed when Jimmy suggested Donnie might appoint Flavor-Flav to the Coronavirus task force is so telling. The audience just took it as 100% plausible.
Yes, it's entirely plausible that the audience took that joke as 100% plausible haha...gotta say though that the audience was awfully subdued throughout. When Jimmy was rattling off the similarities between his daughter and Trump, man, that was frickin' hilarious and they barely responded.
Nobody:
Donald Trump: “Better remind them I love the USA”
[Cuddles with US flag]
while letting everyone get infected by calling the Corona virus a democratic hoax
I can't wait for this nightmare to be over
Donnie doesn't cuddle.....he gropes. Surprised he didn't dry hump the flag and then have Hope Hicks come out for some hands on Presidential "consulting" and ass shaking for the crowd. Pro Wrestling or a Trump rally, you'll find a more believable storyline at the Pro Wrestling event (and probably better ideas and more nuanced details about domestic policy also at the Pro Wrestling event).
@Gary R Might wanna check *your* facts
Somebody ...
"Let's remind people that we HATE America....."!
(makes sexual inferences about the Flag...!)
The United States is a mess! Get a new leader!
vmwindustries or get a new country
@vmwindustries: As if we're not trying. Geezus, get a clue. What patriot hasn't been upping their antidepressants for the last 30+ months? No one with an actual working frontal cortex supports this dotard. That means: "No Matter Who, Dammit, Vote Blue!" At this point, I would vote for a toaster if it were a democrat. Time to clean house in November. Clean OUR HOUSE. Right now, all we have is a squatter. Let's shovel the shite to the trash cans.
@@flapkatt6094 Voting, and drag others to vote with you is a good idea.
@@flapkatt6094 Lol
Jimmy I am 😅😂🤣😂😅😅. Your kid compared to Dump. Too funny!
And you want to tell me he didn't ask for their birth certificate that's unbelievable.
The group of black trump supporters are some CHARACTERS 😱🤪😂
Brightest bunch. Like all of his supporters 🤣
Come on don't you know. You are talking about our next possible acting ambassador to Mars or another planet with some help from space force
@@azada9962 😂😂😂
@@jz4057 Glad make someone happy. There is too much sadness going around these days
Lol! "You know the thing!" Sounds like me!
I cannot believe as a human being that these billionaires has spent more money on advertising for their own ego
Campaigns
Which would look after hundreds of thousands of refugees around the world with food water humanitarian aid and they just blew all of that money on an add
I cannot believe that this government would spend so much money on warfare instead of health care
I cannot believe that we have as a civilization have become this low
Ummmm that would be Bloomberg. Trump hasn't spent a dime on advertising. The media essentially gives Trump free coverage. As they say "any publicity is good publicity ". Idiot.
Believe it...
PATRICK BRENNAN
You are so right! What you said needs to be on billboards throughout the country. Posted everywhere!
Exactly!
Melanie Walden ironic. Trump supporters never fail to make me laugh.
I doubt TRUMP'S seriousness whenever he is hugging the American Flag, the FEELING IS FAKE.
Johnny Tampocao And super creepy and gross.
They're replacing Flavor-Flav? When does Tom Steyer announce his run for Public Enemy Hype Man?
Thank you for the daughter story. I needed that laugh.
When Jimmy said "orange is the new black" i just lost it omg haha
All these clowns aside
Bernie is the one
Your next book should be called “Confused Orange Panda” 😁
Gigi Schiller hey don’t drag pandas into this, Trump’s not worthy of being associated with such an adorable creature 😂
I haven’t laughed so much watching this until I heard his say “ you know the ting”
Omg I was dying laughing 😂 I kept spitting my cereal
When I saw that clip of Donnie spreading his arms, and the blonde lady hurrying away, I was sure she was trying to escape before he grabbed her.
Bernie 2020
Well done sir, well done. And also: "Well, how did I get here?" This is not my beautiful anything. [and the days go by]
And the water flowing down... water flowing underground.... David Byrne is a national treasure.
"Orange is the new black" OMG :D
The Patello seems safer than the Hello-Bow, since people are coughing into their elbows.
“Obama has left chat”
Almost everyone is getting better, ecxept for those who don't.
wtf does that mean
Eddie Lugo lmfao you sound senile. Check out 9:03 and listen to the president. If he makes sense, the OP makes sense.
tha Real Mike Zee nothing...really one big nothing
@@tharealmikezee3165 You really don't know what she means???
Those who don't suffer from TDS!
2:40 That’s for real??? I thought that was an SNL skit🤣🤣🤣
“Flavor Flave” 😂
Come on Jimmy. Thought you were cooler than that
Flava Flav
The oval office bit when they said "man, you the first black President", like omfg got cold shivers down my spine. Wtf is going on, were they threatened? Was it a skit? PLs tell me its not real!
You know he wanna believe it so he can take it from Obama
they're open minded Americans who have acknowledged what trump has been doing for the African American communities
@@chipotleislife2325 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Money money money
@@chipotleislife2325 100% right.
Joe Biden is bumbling too much for my security. Bernie on the other fans makes sense all the time.
Hhhhhhhh. Exceptionally funny today. Thanks Jimmy.
Watching this after the election is so much better than i thought it would be
I guess orange really is the new black.
Ima head out.
Can't wait...!
(and you thought we were going to say....; "Hey, wait...."!)
BUT WAIT....!; stop making bubbles in the bath and snapping them up in your mouth....!
He had to pay ten to say that that ... they all said the same thing
I feel like he payed those black people to say those things about him 😭😂😭
Watching this on November 7, 2020 & the opening was eerie af. Idk how to even feel about it
😕😬😨😩😣😢😰😷😷😷😷😷
Were they playing, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” at that Trump rally? What a weird song choice!
*You (Democrats) can't always get what you want.*
Look it up.
Jagger told the Trump campaign to STOP playing their music.
The Stones ARE intelligent.
I agree.
@@Denzel_Watchington Jager told Trump to stop playing his songs. Jager doesn't like Trump. FYI
@Klaus Barbie "I love the poorly educated.." - Donald Trump
@@sallyozuna3883lol and there is nothing the Stones can do about it.
Basically what we all thought, Trump has an adult body but his brain is 5 years old.
Aussie Aviation ya that 5 year old brain created thousands of jobs. a great stock market a booming economy safer borders a strong military great trade deals. Shut up and sit down
that's an insult to 5 years old. lol
@@lorikoenig6111 bla bla bla...
@@lorikoenig6111 Economy got better thanks to Obama, but yeah keep telling yourself what you want. Remember GFC 2008?
amor powers of course that’s you’re comeback. Nothing intelligent ever comes out of a liberals mouth🤦♀️
Oh wow. That dance of Steyer's looks like something out of The Office, 30 Rock or Arrested Development.
The elbow greeting was standard in the hospital I worked at.
Bernie Sanders is America's only hope
Only hope for what
Trump tries to sexually harass flag, while the Stones song "You Can't Always Get What You Want" plays (as if being sung by the flag itself) in the background.
Good thing. He stopped or else they had to pay the flag $130,000 for hush money
@@azada9962 then the flag would have to pay his legal fees.
@@melaniew52 Knowing Trump he will screw the flag as well just so he can get sued for payment
@Rob C what does that matter?
I have that same clock, and it still works!
DAMMN i thought it was a TAME IMPALA'S VIDEO🤣💔🧡
“Orange is the new black”😂
Temi Akojie xD
I know 9 year olds smarter than trump
And that is an insult to ALL 9 year olds! hahaaaa
EVERY 9 year old I know is smarter than Trump. I know 3 year olds smarter than Trump and with greater emotional maturity
What do you do knowing 9-year olds for...!?
@@danielcoetzee5793 Stop projecting your sick fantasies
@@justinf8649 I thought you had an unlimited capacity for sick fantasies being so "Liberal" and all....! Tomorrow you will be hungry again...!
The comparison of Jimmy's infant daughter and the Orange Sphincter is both funny and chilling!
It's f*en messed up, Bro. Weaponizing your own children and using them just to get at Trump. And talking about your own daughter's tiny hands when you know what the saying about "tiny hands" are.....!
It's just sick. But you Liberals are too messed up to see it! Do you not have any filters or boundaries at all...!?
OMG I just finished season 4. Orange is the New Black. Shut up Jimmy Kimmel that was the funniest burn I've heard in a long time. 😂😂🤣🤣
More fitting title would have been "73 year-old manbaby behaves like a five-year-old girl".
Hey don't insult five-year old girls!😁
Well aren't you bunch just obsessed with little 5-year old girls.....!
immagine using your own little daughter to reference her "tiny hands" with all the inferences involved with that....!
@@danielcoetzee5793 "Well aren't you bunch just obsessed with little 5-year old girls.....!
immagine using your own little daughter to reference her "tiny hands" with all the inferences involved with that....!"
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Looks to me like the only one here, obsessed with little girls and what you could do with their tiny hands, is you.
Maybe we should have someone look into that...?
@@danielcoetzee5793 Well adjusted people don't take away that inference from the monologue.
@@shellybaby5th And maybe well adjusted people are those who don't confine themselves to monologues to become "adjusted".
Maybe fully adjusted people are those engaged in dialogue allowing opinions from both sides to shape their adjustment before becoming complete people.
"I guess orange is the new black"
Heeyyooooo!
love this show style!
The elbow hello was what we did in Toronto during the SARS crisis. Looks like it's spread. ;-)
The best president since Abraham Lincoln? Lol.
Or you could just do Namaste
Ashwinikumar Shandilya Yes! This is one of the underlying principles of the namaste: I honor your personal space. As an Indian living outside India for 13 years, I've still not become comfortable with intrusive greetings like the handshake and the kiss.
He low key roasted his daughter tho😂
Very well written Jimmy, props to your staff. I see you gaining on Colbert over there in the rankings..
I really like Tom Steyer, good man.
Politics is pretty disgusting. This guy quits campaigning in an honorable way and is a well-intentioned man. His party and other people want to make him seem like he's insignificant or has a terrible personal life just because he lost.
Bryan Wheelock no, they made him feel that way because he basically bought his way into the debate, similar to Bloomberg. Do we really need another businessman/“billionaire” that is out of touch with reality? Who cares what party they claim? Why do you think Bloomberg gets so much flak as well?
jimmy : “thank you for risking the coronavirus to be here “
me : 😳
Hahaa literally like an immature 6 years old, but without the cuteness!
But gotta admit, orangutans are kinda cute in their own ways too!
I call the hello-bow, a ‘Rona-bump