The 10 Vlogging Commandments (Don't Ignore Them)
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- Опубліковано 7 лип 2024
- Top ten vlogging commandments for youtube vloggers. Stop breaking these vlog laws. Best tips for vloggers. Camera gear and principles. Cinematic rules for filmmaking and video creation for content creators.
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the stabe was quite good
If your video is less than an hour long, you don't need a title sequence that's longer than 4 seconds long. If you notice that people are skipping past your title sequence, then it's too long. If your video's less than 30 minutes long, you probably don't even need a title sequence. A brief animated title in the corner while you're talking does the trick.
Also if you are going to add subtitles to a video where nobody on the video can be heard saying the words that the subtitles say, then make those subtitles a part of the actual video, rather than something viewers can switch on and off.
Best video this year ^_^
i was with you until no coffee because that's kinda just who i am. Coffee. that's me.
#11: Though Shall Not Lie in the Thumbnail
These commandments should be built into the UA-cam algorithm. Violations should be punished!
It should be on the camera boot up screen!
EX-TER-MI-NATE
If I ever need (would be forced) to vlog my boring life... I'll use these Canadian Camera Commandments strictly.
"Try to be in focus - at least 40% of the time." 🤣👍
This was an awesome video. You used to make more videos like this back in 2019. For some reason you stopped doing that, we need more videos like this.
I always fast forward when people show the process of them packing, leaving, or driving to the spot where they stop and finally start talking about the main point of the video.
@@i.b.lancer I don't mind it if it adds to the story and I genuinely enjoy your content. At the end of the day, people will support you if they enjoy your content
This is low-key heroic. In a world where “Oblivious boomer startled by electric skateboard“ somehow deserves a bazillion views, here it is just a fleeting aside - a sprig of parsley next to a heaping helping of magical moments, catty-yet-somehow-respectful take-downery (blame Canada), and smart filming tips to boot. Game, thou hast been raised!
This is in the top 5 of your videos on the hilarity scale.
You have your new T-shirt "Good audio is better than bad sex" and it would sell well on film sets! 😂
I love your content Sir; and I love how you do not stop 3 times within a video to tell us all about squarespace! 🤣
This skateboard motion vlog was pretty cool.
You look like Elon Schmusk
@@creativecomputers6060 As do you
Catalyst brows is actual magic. Even the terrible rolling shutter is minimized.
It’s Blackmagic🤣
When will they get catalyst browse efficient enough to work in camera?
@@Nearest_Neighbor I feel like the should be able to do it. The GoPro can already do it,
@@JimiCanRead Could take some time🫤
I have broken all 10 commandments, today, and its only 7:30 AM.
Yes! It's about time someone explained the rules. The whole asking for subscriptions and likes at the beginning thing is one of my pet peeves.
Hahahaha!!! my god, this is gold. I never understood asking for subs and comments in the beginning.
I love it when UA-camrs start their videos by shouting "roll intro!", and then I get to watch three minutes of them running around with a gimbal in slow motion.
Really good advice delivered in a funny and unique way. I would add:
11) Don't rush when talking to the camera. It's better to go slower than faster. Take your time, no rush.
12) Don't do too many videos cuts and then stitch them together. You see this all the time. People just get a phrase or two right then immediately stitch the video up with the next two phrases they got right before going "eeeeeeeer". As the video keeps playing this gives me a headache each and every time and is a very good reason of just closing that browser tab. It gets tiring very quickly.
it's called the Philip DeFranco effect. I can't listen that fast - quit it.
Wise words
11. Don't post vertical videos on UA-cam! And this is for the viewers: learn to turn your phone sideways when watching UA-cam, don't encourage these ignorant creators who film vertically! ;)
# 11. Don't start talking the very first second of your video (Casey). There is a delay that occurs between audio playback and a web page that is fully loaded. Those with enough forethought of this issue like myself, we simply add smooth fad in of about 3-5 seconds to the start of every video. By that time everything should be fully loaded and in sync. Then start talking, but not a second before! Cheers 🍻
No one likes a smartarse. Although I still gave this a 👍...
Never ever hear the first two words of any of his videos 😁
@@tricamel:
Exactly! Cheers 🍻
Dog in a backpack! Thats quality vlog content right there!
He probably took a sheit in the backpack😂
TLDR:
1. Stabilization is overrated
2. Manual focus only
3. Toneh 1.2 or 1.4 ONLY
4. Audio is not important
5. Only film stuff that looks cool
6. Film everything and make sure to include it
7. Explain who you are
8. Stare into the flip screen so you can frame yourself
9. Only use lut packs from good UA-camrs
10. Drink coffee before you hit record, loser!
NO!
@@cameraconspiracies 😂❤️
4:54 my biggest pet-peeve. Thank you and Finally!
My favorite of yours so far… and that’s saying something. This is purest gold
This has to be one of your best stabilized and focused video to date.
It also helps if you are really attractive.
Yeah. And for everybody else: deep fakes 😂
I might have heard this somewhere else, but - Commandment 0: Content is King.
Content doesn’t matter. Trust me I am an expert
Hahaha … going backwards when the hill got too steep! Gold!
Preach brother!
UA-camrs should sign a contract with all these rules before they press record
Rule 11 Don’t wildly pan as if your camera is a set of eyes, its not 😀
Best thing I ever saw on UA-cam. Life changing. Fun. Smart. I don't do social media hero worship but if I did you'd be in the top five. maybe.
Really love your sarcastic way of pointing out the right things
In the name of the toneh, the IBIS, and the wide angle stabilized lens amen 🙏
This is the video every vloger should watch.
It looks awesome when you’re on that skateboard.
Though shall stop the excessive use of speedramps in your travel vlogs.
and drone footage 😀
Ooooh good one
thank you vlog moses, i will follow all these commandment to the dot
so many channels are just annoying AF you nailed it lol great vid
The image quality in this video is insane. Great colors as well.
As soon as you make me chuckle, I then hit the like button, sometimes happens in the preamble, before your intro!
Number 8 had me rolling!! “Hey man, so I was going to the grocery store…”
And the Lord said unto Kasey, “Skate up to me on the mountain and I will give you the video with the law and commandments that I have written for their instruction.” This video is definitely in your all-time top ten Kasey. Well done and keep it up!
This is your best video. Full stop. I watch your channel for the fun vibes my friend. Never change!
This is the best vlog Ive seen in years. Thanks Sony and catalyst browse. And I cant forget that amazing 11mm 1.8T lens.
What about the 10 commandments?
“Wow, thats a great photo/ video. You must have a great camera.”
It’s the creator that makes the difference.
But to be fair I understand your comment. This equipment combination allowed him to achieve these results.
@@ericmatos1025 He is obviously a master vlogger. This is well known throughout the world. I just wanted to pay thanks to Sony for making the right equipment/technology for him to use to dominate his craft.
"Don't ask for like and subscrbe at the beginning of the video".
This should be on youtube rule book.
So annoying.
I have had such a shitty day and watching your ridiculous nonsense has brightened my day considerably
Commandment 11: actually use the product before reviewing it, don't just jerk off the spec sheet
#11: No potty mouth. It doesn't impress anyone. Just shows lack of imagination and that your main influence is probably Hollywood. (They are not impressing anyone lately either).
This vídeo looks like you are describing other channels I follow in my local language. They do all this that should not be done, perfect score
Probably your best video yet, spot on! *puts down cup of coffee*
please never stop doing videos whatever topic it is
The best vlog footage so far. ZV-E10 can be a real winner and with all the new lenses, especially for a studio unit, it's excellent! Upgrade your computer a bit more and you can probably cut down the processing time even further. The footage is just so good
Thou shall not sell your soul to squarespace
Use html and php it’s free
you have outdone yourself once again 😂
Commandment 11 (or whatever is available): Thou shall edit. Keep tightening cuts. For most they are too loosely edited…
Love when you call people out and rip on them. So many people scared to be real.
EXCELLENT video and all 100 percent true! Also, I love how you looked at the lcd screen near the end to reinforce how obnoxious it is lol!! Think of some more Commandments please!
11. No long self-ego gratifying intros. 15 seconds max, preferably less than 10. Just a quick signature intro and then in.
Spot on advice bro!
Love your videos, man. Spot on.
Hilarious but very very very helpful guides..all new vloggers/creators must watch this..
When they start by saying 'Lets get to it' and then have a minute intro of their amazing action packed life before the review.
Great vidoe Kasey :D And the footage looks really nice!
I cracked up when you ran out of steam and started rolling backward then again when you hit the sand.
I just got into photography and decided to get a Fuji x-s10 to take hiking .. I came across your channel and you are the funniest person I've come across on UA-cam... I have been binge watching and I can't sleep!! I need to keep watching !! Keep up the great work !
Great advices and video 👍🏻 You nailed it!
You speak right out of my heart!!!
Great ep. well done!
When he said don't drink the coffee STEVE. That hit
Great video. You nailed four of my pet peeves here.
Stabe is fantastic.
One of your best! The Sony did great.
hi Kasey, yet another fine show.. it looked fantastic.. great content as usual..
This is one of your best videos! Funny, to the point. sarcasm, love it.
Cool stabe-work dude, definitely worth the time! Great episode too, this one's gonna be popular!
So right on Commandment 4 - vloggers who use studio mics need to be told that lav mics give them much more freedom to move, while studio mics are only useful if you're recording a song.
You have found your way....
this is the best UA-cam advice on UA-cam.
You can also add "Thou shall not make coffee making montages."
We know how to make a cup of coffee, you don't need show off all those grinders, filters and other flashy coffee contraptions, just make a cup of instant coffee, job done.
Commandment 11: Thou shall not push thy pre-sets.
Damn, I broke a couple of these commandments already especially the coffee one 😩 forgive me Father Casey 🙏🏻
The last one is the best ❤️
My favorite videos of yours are when you rip on UA-camr's bad habits. In fact, I think that's how I found your channel all those years ago when I searched for something like "Mistakes UA-camrs Make."
I'd like to add a commandment: If you are making a how-to video, thou shalt show a BEFORE picture of the completed project at the beginning of the video instead of five seconds of it at the end.
these are all bang on!
You EARNED my like. Well done.
You are a God. No way these commandments came from a mere mortal. Best presentation ever. Better than parting the ocean. Love your work.
not looking in the lens makes me crazy it is a dangerous side effect of the flippy screen. those who do it must use the screen to make sure they are in the frame then flip it away so they can no longer see themselves.
7:13 ACTUALLY I WANT THAT LUT
Great points. Even better you made me laugh through the whole video!
You’re so funny man 😂😂😂 I watched it 3 times
Amen brother!
'Over here is your ego' - brilliance.
I swear some people are still just looking at their reflection in the lens, though.
This is hilarious and I’ve made every one of these mistakes 🤦♂️
That’s unfortunate
But you’ll be fine
Seriously good video and advice.
Brilliant!
Thank you!
"Just start the f*ckin' video you piece of sh*t." HAHAHAHA Fantastic content as usual!
Cant wait for these new APSC sony lenses
Love that flapping backpack strap in the background.......awesome for my ADD! 🙂 Headline: Skateboard Knocks Runner Off Bridge Have a great week!