Joe Buck Made A Touchdown Call While Peeing

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2017
  • 'Lucky Bastard' author Joe Buck explains a sportscaster's worst nightmare: bladder capacity.
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  • @eriin28
    @eriin28 4 роки тому +520

    “This is a must-win game for both teams.” -Joe Buck, on game seven

    • @starwalk3r
      @starwalk3r 4 роки тому +2

      Sounds like something John Madden would say, lol.

    • @jakewingo2719
      @jakewingo2719 4 роки тому +3

      Booger McFarland would say “it’s game 7 so who ever wins this game will win the series and the loser goes home, back to you Joe”

    • @EldePHX
      @EldePHX Рік тому

      🤣🤣

  • @stevenhenderson4672
    @stevenhenderson4672 6 років тому +697

    Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell.
    Touchdown.

  • @capncrunch4794
    @capncrunch4794 5 років тому +308

    “That is a disgusting act!”

  • @starkk19
    @starkk19 4 роки тому +262

    He probably just said, "Touchdown, no flags"

    • @snipingskulls3306
      @snipingskulls3306 4 роки тому

      “Annnnnnnnnnddddddddd.....It’s caught, First Down”

    • @6z0
      @6z0 3 роки тому +1

      @@snipingskulls3306 Pass issssss, caught!

  • @ryansmith8392
    @ryansmith8392 6 років тому +365

    He called Michael Vick "Michael Dick" during an Eagles game once.

  • @SNQ1
    @SNQ1 5 років тому +87

    Touchdown no flags.

  • @vernonhuffman3595
    @vernonhuffman3595 4 роки тому +37

    I thought he did all of his calls while he was sleeping. I’m shocked he got up to piss.

  • @gfierro24
    @gfierro24 4 роки тому +33

    Baaaaaaack at the WAAAAALLLLLLLL !!! *peeing against the trash can wall*

  • @CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb
    @CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb 6 років тому +32

    His Dad, Jack Buck, is a legend and treasure for Saint Louis.

  • @NateGull
    @NateGull 4 роки тому +41

    mitchell. mitchell. mitchell. down at the 25.

  • @fourwomblys6659
    @fourwomblys6659 6 років тому +187

    I've never liked Joe Buck but I thought he had a great call during the final out of the 2016 World Series for my Cubs.

    • @fuckthechinesevirus9462
      @fuckthechinesevirus9462 4 роки тому +11

      If the Indians won, you would probably hate him

    • @hunterneel4181
      @hunterneel4181 4 роки тому +3

      You and the other 10 actual cubs fans before they won it

    • @EpicChickens1916
      @EpicChickens1916 4 роки тому +3

      To his credit, he has had some good calls. Also the Diggs TD vs the Eagles was a great call

    • @kevinmoy2175
      @kevinmoy2175 4 роки тому

      Zandrew Gaming you mean the saints 💀

    • @bluejaysbaseball
      @bluejaysbaseball 4 роки тому

      I mean yeah but so did Vasgersian on the international feed

  • @c.j.9072
    @c.j.9072 5 років тому +37

    I've always liked Joe Buck but he over reacted on The Randy Moss fake moon thing.

  • @WaffleMan
    @WaffleMan 4 роки тому +30

    Joe buck is a godly announcer he just needs to be more exiting

  • @jonathanrosanowski9561
    @jonathanrosanowski9561 6 років тому +90

    I wanted to know if he said "Ohhhhhhh, that was such a great touchdown..." as he finished his pee.

  • @redarrow517
    @redarrow517 6 років тому +433

    I'm the only one who likes Joe buck lol

  • @TheGoldenBolt
    @TheGoldenBolt 6 років тому +66

    This is just amazing.

  • @abrahimk5018
    @abrahimk5018 6 років тому +10

    I like Joe Buck. He’s really improved over the years

    • @savp199524
      @savp199524 6 років тому

      AFG Ravens after the surgery 😂

  • @lenmoore9109
    @lenmoore9109 3 роки тому +1

    Never thought a trash can could be lucky, LOL.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 років тому +20

    I had to hit the head.. what did I miss?

  • @Fuller712
    @Fuller712 4 роки тому +9

    My theory is that anyone who hates Joe Buck would probably love Gus Johnson.

    • @AbhimanyuSingh-xs2lh
      @AbhimanyuSingh-xs2lh 2 роки тому

      Grier lobs it in the AIR.... OHHHH WHAT A CATCH GARY JENNINGS! TOUCHDOWN WEST VIRGINIA!

  • @SFflippinGiant
    @SFflippinGiant 6 років тому +37

    People shit on Buck, but he's aight. it's just a trend to hate on him.

    • @caleykruse9852
      @caleykruse9852 5 років тому +1

      He's been better since Tim McCarver retired

    • @nicholas4727
      @nicholas4727 5 років тому +1

      He's better as an MLB announcer honestly

    • @Way2Clutch39
      @Way2Clutch39 5 років тому

      He's boring as shit

  • @MrBigShot110
    @MrBigShot110 5 років тому +2

    The way he describes this I'm imagining him narrating himself. "DOWN TO THE FIVE, HE'S PEEING! TOUCHDOWN, NO FLAGS 🙌🏾"

  • @jdub1768
    @jdub1768 4 роки тому +9

    The way he talks is a lot like Steve Carrel(not the way he sounds obviously)

  • @JoeyLu
    @JoeyLu 6 років тому +93

    Anybody can find the clip of his peeing touchdown call?

  • @keegan1948
    @keegan1948 6 років тому +11

    He was acting pretty smug until that daddy comment was thrown at him

  • @unlimitedpower978
    @unlimitedpower978 5 років тому +3

    Back when I was 11 and living in St. Louis, my parents decided I was too smart to be wasting my time in public schools and started seeking out private schools. The choice was eventually narrowed to two: John Burroughs and Country Day. I took the admittance test for each, but a kid I really hated from the public school I had attended was also trying to get into Burroughs, so I tanked that test.
    Come fall, I was a seventh-grader at St. Louis Country Day School (known as CODASCO for short), whose famous alums include Vincent Price and John Danforth. And so began a year of sheer living hell. Most of the kids at CODASCO came from monied families, while I was this socially inept middle-class kid who wore the same Sears-bought suit every day. I was an immediate target.
    One of my classmates was Joe Buck, the son of legendary Cardinals announcer Jack Buck. Joe was kind of a big, fat kid, but he had all the airs of social entitlement. Typical of the kind of stupid crap Buck would pull on me was to ask me if I "knew" my mother or to mock my attire. On more than one occasion, he was one of the ringleaders as five or six kids would decide to simultaneously throttle me.
    But the final indignity came on a spring afternoon when we had gym class. We all changed into our standard-issue t-shirts and shorts and trotted out to the baseball field. All, that is, except Joe Buck, who bolted out of the locker room about a minute behind the rest. And when gym period was over, and we returned to the locker room, there were my Docksides-knockoff loafers, filled with the acrid stench of urine. Buck denied it, and the gym teacher didn't really give a shiat.
    I had to wear my gym sneakers the rest of the day, then tearfully explain to my parents what had happened. They decided to press the issue, and it culminated in Joe and his mom and my mother and I all meeting with the headmaster. Joe denied it, I couldn't prove it, and the headmaster made us shake hands. I knew the remaining months were only going to be worse. The group beatings and mockery intensified. I barely passed my way through the seventh grade, and the next year I was back in public school. The torment continued -- hey, I was a real dork -- but at least it was free.
    Look, kids can do cruel things. Joe was looking to be one of the guys, and I was an easy mark. He couldn't have any idea that my home life was simultaneously crumbling, and that what could have been a respite (time in school, away from home) was instead just compounding my nightmare. I suppose I should forgive the guy. But I can't.
    I've managed to slog through a pretty respectable career as a writer. Joe, with his family ties and -- even I have to admit -- considerable talent, is the voice of FOX Sports. And every time I watch a marquee sporting event on FOX, I can't help but pause and reflect that, all those many years ago, that prick pissed in my shoes.

    • @letstalksports4800
      @letstalksports4800 4 роки тому

      Unlimited Power I know this has nothing to do with the story which was interesting but we’re your family big Cardinals fans ?

  • @daytona2003
    @daytona2003 4 роки тому +7

    As you can see (or I guess hear), there is a lack of cheering

  • @Sylith242
    @Sylith242 6 років тому +10

    Steven's expressions are just priceless :D

  • @patrickhoey1363
    @patrickhoey1363 6 років тому +4

    The only reason Joe Buck still has a job is because he's just such a recognizable voice

  • @LordFartamor
    @LordFartamor 4 роки тому +3

    He has the voice and the genes, and that's all you need

    • @posthauski
      @posthauski 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, he has the voice… to put people to sleep

  • @brendancolliander4438
    @brendancolliander4438 6 років тому +7

    getting paid millions of dollars ill piss on anything

  • @vinnyd2197
    @vinnyd2197 4 роки тому +3

    I expect somebody to find a recording of that touchdown call.

  • @peanutbutterjellyfish2665
    @peanutbutterjellyfish2665 6 років тому

    Watching Colbert since his role as one of the writers and "high status idiot" teacher on strangers with candy. He is such a talented writer and great at just being.

  • @markphc99
    @markphc99 6 років тому +2

    Like every veteran sportscaster doesn't have that peeing story.

  • @millerproductions2597
    @millerproductions2597 4 роки тому +1

    Go to 0:33 and pause.
    And let’s just admire joe buck’s face in this amazing moment 😂

  • @0Architectdude0
    @0Architectdude0 4 роки тому +1

    *last name* hits one in the air to *field*, backkkk at the walllll and gone

  • @johnyvico
    @johnyvico 3 роки тому

    Joe wants call was your worst
    All of them lol
    I love joe

  • @captainmorgan8691
    @captainmorgan8691 4 роки тому +1

    Joe buck looks like the coach that you first see at round table at the team party

  • @williamseale
    @williamseale 2 роки тому +1

    Joe buck sits down to pee

  • @Human-pw9yv
    @Human-pw9yv 4 роки тому +5

    Joe buck gets older every week

  • @albertoxxxx1319
    @albertoxxxx1319 5 років тому +1

    His voice is iconic.

  • @baylinkdashyt
    @baylinkdashyt 3 роки тому

    "We managed to find a clip of this game... Jimmy?"

  • @kendalmanis2108
    @kendalmanis2108 4 роки тому

    Best comentary i love This guy

  • @triptisharma1974
    @triptisharma1974 6 років тому

    Love the band's music

  • @jonathanriojas2177
    @jonathanriojas2177 4 роки тому

    Lol I know It’s nothing secret that topics are talked about beforehand, but you can TOTALLY tell this topic was rehearsed eariler! Lol

  • @LikeTheBuffalo
    @LikeTheBuffalo 6 років тому

    I'm not a football fan, but this man in an American hero. That is some serious dedication to the game.

  • @GeoWing2
    @GeoWing2 6 років тому +21

    well thats just another reason to hate Joe Buck

  • @alf10087
    @alf10087 6 років тому +4

    Anyone with the clip of the Packers game where that happened?

    • @wiskywiskeh8921
      @wiskywiskeh8921 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/5TY6Du1npyQ/v-deo.html I believe this would be it

  • @user-ww6yj2bk7h
    @user-ww6yj2bk7h 6 років тому +1

    この人の声好きだなーワールドシリーズでは何度聞いたことか

  • @teddygrahams1016
    @teddygrahams1016 5 років тому

    I can understand the hate before 2013, but since then he has been a great announcer. Examples: Cubs World Series ending and Stefon Diggs touchdown against saints

  • @johnbeardmore4020
    @johnbeardmore4020 6 років тому +2

    Joe Buck: Keeper of the Man Cards

  • @SARGENTO007A
    @SARGENTO007A 6 років тому

    Epic anecdote!

  • @asschleiss
    @asschleiss 6 років тому

    the first time in television history you could hear the background music when a guest is revealed

  • @schrodingerdiscovery
    @schrodingerdiscovery 6 років тому +1

    Mitchell......Mitchell....Mitchell....Down to the 25...

  • @Zach-Fetters
    @Zach-Fetters 6 років тому +10

    At least Joe Buck has some Integrity he didn't pick the low-hanging fruit just to get people to clap for him and he said he would want to be in the White House even though he knows that Colbert show is definitely the entrance to an echo chamber

  • @kevinmalone3302
    @kevinmalone3302 3 роки тому +1

    *i once won a madden game while peeing*

  • @matteowatteo1296
    @matteowatteo1296 2 роки тому

    Joe is a great sports broadcaster. Enjoy his calls.

  • @arendrollo
    @arendrollo 4 роки тому +23

    Joe Buck brings the nation together as a whole. We as a sports world all come to agreement on one simple precedence…
    Joe Buck is the worse sportscaster, period, end of statement. The creator of the hideous sounds of all athletic events.

  • @akponyboy
    @akponyboy 3 роки тому

    He doesn't shut up i like listening to the noise in between, the silence between the pitch the silence
    HE RUINED IT

  • @joshthompson4753
    @joshthompson4753 4 роки тому +3

    Caught by Tyree. How is that not his worst...aka the helmet catch

  • @jjsal237
    @jjsal237 4 роки тому

    Fox and cbs talking together
    NBC: *uh oh* *UH OH*

  • @mikamee14
    @mikamee14 2 роки тому

    Now we have to wear catheters in the booth. Thanks Joe Buck…

  • @drbonesshow1
    @drbonesshow1 4 роки тому

    Joe Buck's elongated head gets even longer every time he inserts, then extracts it from his arse. Eerily starting to look like something on the show Ancient Aliens. As a physics professor, I'll wait until "they" land before I offer my opinion.

  • @nameymcname5686
    @nameymcname5686 6 років тому

    This needs to go on Brockmire!

  • @loganceiley4731
    @loganceiley4731 4 роки тому

    BACK AT THE WALL

  • @luisneris3746
    @luisneris3746 6 років тому

    Wow the audience was so excited.

  • @92Nick182
    @92Nick182 6 років тому +7

    not a fan of joe buck and troy aikmen broadcasts. rather my team play on cbs or nbc. has always been this way.

  • @xaviersantini8176
    @xaviersantini8176 4 роки тому +1

    This explains the Mitchell call.

  • @cambacon1981
    @cambacon1981 4 роки тому +1

    Back at the wall...

  • @12gvink
    @12gvink 4 роки тому +1

    Joe buck wrote the way you take time

  • @noahogrady5274
    @noahogrady5274 4 роки тому +1

    Damn who knew joe buck actually had emotion

  • @dsndansegovnetwork4054
    @dsndansegovnetwork4054 4 роки тому

    Legendary status

  • @hanj31
    @hanj31 2 роки тому

    He’s legend for that story

  • @johnpat3622
    @johnpat3622 6 років тому +1

    @6:00 You got the wrong girlfriend, Silly head!

  • @Paulosucks
    @Paulosucks 6 років тому +22

    i love stephen colbert

    • @cmpsgirl78
      @cmpsgirl78 6 років тому +5

      Juan Paulo Torres I love him so much!!

  • @MateusHenrique-of4bc
    @MateusHenrique-of4bc 4 роки тому

    People hate Joe Buck but This guy is good for TV

  • @arcangeloiurato
    @arcangeloiurato 4 роки тому

    Tom Brady walks onto the field, no flags

  • @zanderkranock
    @zanderkranock 4 роки тому +1

    It’s weird listening to him when he is not commentating

  • @victoriabonafield3389
    @victoriabonafield3389 5 років тому

    Mitchell... Mitchell.... Mitchell... Mitchell....

  • @tyvillianheartthrob1856
    @tyvillianheartthrob1856 2 роки тому

    He's the Ram on The Masked Singer

  • @BlackKnight03
    @BlackKnight03 6 років тому

    My only experience with Fantasy Sports was the name of a single team, it was called 'Joe Buck's Smugness'.

  • @eririvirus2004
    @eririvirus2004 4 роки тому

    It was probably the Mitchell touchdown lol

  • @MateusHenrique-of4bc
    @MateusHenrique-of4bc 4 роки тому

    Inside the broadcast Booth everybody i'm Joe Buck alongside hall of fame Troy aikman

  • @Benjamin5566
    @Benjamin5566 6 років тому

    Mitchell.....Mitchell.....Mitchell down at the 20

  • @captainmorgan8691
    @captainmorgan8691 4 роки тому

    Ok guys so now we know, to have a small bladder makes you a great broadcaster

  • @stove2168
    @stove2168 6 років тому +3

    I thought it was shit since that's what spews out of his mouth every time he does a NY Giants game. I mean make it more obvious you hate the G-Men. Yea his dad was a good announcer. Joe Buck is not.

  • @jsonr
    @jsonr 6 років тому +59

    I’m a cubs fan and every cubs fan hates him

    • @emilygahagen
      @emilygahagen 6 років тому

      Dog Person Thing lol cardinals fans hate him too.

    • @Allagi22
      @Allagi22 6 років тому +2

      Dude every sports fan hates him. I have no idea how he keeps his job, never once have I heard everyone say they like his broadcasting.

    • @Adrenaline4P
      @Adrenaline4P 6 років тому

      No we don't

    • @wuliwei6939
      @wuliwei6939 6 років тому

      So do the Yankees fans

    • @cf55555
      @cf55555 6 років тому +3

      I like him and im an indians fan

  • @samwiens2225
    @samwiens2225 4 роки тому +5

    well his calls are “piss poor” am I righttt??

  • @jypsydog6079
    @jypsydog6079 6 років тому

    Love me some BUCK!

  • @nathanjohnston8341
    @nathanjohnston8341 4 роки тому +1

    Woulda been funnier if they didn’t ruin the story in the title

  • @tristanmoller9498
    @tristanmoller9498 6 років тому

    Does Stephen decide who he has when on the show? Or does CBS decide?

  • @thomasghrist5410
    @thomasghrist5410 4 роки тому +1

    insanely unpopular opinion i like joe buck

  • @devingraves8044
    @devingraves8044 4 роки тому

    Come on sports people...find this clip

  • @carterwatson126
    @carterwatson126 6 років тому

    Mitchell...Mitchell....Mitchell...Down at the 20

  • @geneticfreak2411
    @geneticfreak2411 6 років тому +1

    Sup hair plugs

  • @currencypodcast244
    @currencypodcast244 4 роки тому

    The GOAT for MLB broadcasting

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 6 років тому

    OH UNDERLYING TENSION: is your wispy, fleet of foot je ne sais qoui what I detect between these two gentlemen?

  • @jeremyjohnson4280
    @jeremyjohnson4280 6 років тому +3

    All you joe buck haters listen to Howard sterns interview of him. You will have a newfound respect for him

  • @chaosawaits
    @chaosawaits 4 роки тому

    So is that what he was doing on the Mitchell play too?

  • @Andrew_Creations
    @Andrew_Creations 3 роки тому

    Joe Buck In MLB
    “That One Is High Back At The Wall Is Gone!The (Team Name) Has Taken The Lead !! It’s 3-2
    “That One Is High Back At The Track It’s Gone The (Team Name) Has Taken The Lead It’s 4-2!!