Stephen Introduces His Anthony Scaramucci Impression
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- Опубліковано 24 лип 2017
- Now that Stephen has the impression down, the White House's new communications director can run but he can't hide.
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I would say this is the funniest monologue I've seen yet, but I still can't believe that this administration is becoming like a bad Italian mobster movie
Hey, hey, heeeey! Don't mooch the Mooch or you'll be sleeping with the fishes wearing cement shoes. Capisce? Take the cannoli.
Blondy Beharovic it would make a good comedy movie though.
Blondy Beharovic lol
Tbf, Donnie's a mobster himself. Too stupid but already at that level.
Become? They're already all about family, are deadly afraid of snitches, demand absolute loyalty, are only thinking about increasing their personal wealth, are afraid of the Mexicans getting in on their business... what more do you need?
Oh, right. Accents. Mobster movies have accents. Although I think technically 'speaking like a toddler with brain damage' could count as an accent in some parts of the country. The only thing missing is pizza, which is good because they'd probably ruin that too.
Paying that royalty check to play Bohemian Rhapsody was worth it Stephen!
WORTH. IT.
This monologue is a masterpiece!!!!
Masterpiece of cringe.
That's why I'm back! I loved it 🤣🤣
You are so right LOL
Oh God, I cannot stop watching Stephen's Goodfella's shine box reference hahaha. I'm in tears!!!
I dare someone to ask him! "Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the Fandango?"
I was just thinking that too!!!
Oh goodness, I hope someone does.
Oh, I would love if some respected journalist ask that question in a normal and sincere voice during the White House press meeting.
Trumps just a poor boy, nobody loves him
I guarantee he has heard that joke literally thousands of times.
EVERYONE IN THIS DAMN ADMINISTRATION IS A FRIKKIN CARTOON CHARACTER
Antifrost cartoon characters are usually funny and oh yeah don't commit treason
I never said it was a good cartoon ;P
*Veni, vidi, vici.*
-Mark Twain, 2017
Mario Krastanov lmao!
Just a small moment at 3:02, but I'm always inspired by Stephen's ability to find comedy in personal tragedy.
Being unqualified for the job is the main qualification for the job.
Asaliuru Trump considers the being unqualified part as fake news, so they obviously are qualified. #Sarcasm #humor #Seems_legit
A Thermonuclear Explosion #weareallgoingtodie
Asaliuru sums up the US for you
Anthony Scaramucci looks like a character from Goodfellas crossed with the 80s guy from Futurama. #humor
this wannabe mob have a very punchable face.....
Yeah, I was just thinking,...so now you have wiseguys in the White House.
America is so funny these days.
At least,.. it would be funny if not so f@#.! dangerous.
He's the kinda guy to go buy a flashy suit after robbing the American people and then wear it to a press conference
This is a really bizarre attempt at referencing Goodfellas and making it applicable to the current situation
Really? My first impression was that he looks like Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin...
...not saying I want to see him get impaled or anything, _but..._
Zaphod Beeblebrox
The MOOCH is ready to SMOOCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Good one.... and true!!
Just out of curiosity, what is your IQ?
8675309 Just out of curiosity, why are you insulting someone who has different opinions than you?
8675309, The number you're asking for is 128. My question, is that 8675309 your Trump-Putin troll number?
Brady McClaskey, thank you for sticking out for me, but there's nothing that a Trump worshiper can say that'll bother me. :D
"It's like trying to win Connect 4 with just three pieces"
Melissa McCharthy - with Spicy out, here is your new assignment "The Mooch" :D
We need more of her on SNL.
WAIT SPICY BOI IS RESIGNING?!?!?!?!?!
This simply cannot be
THIS SIMPLY CANNOT BE!!!!!
That Cathedral Guy Melissa McCarthy will be missed
Yeah, Spicer the hat less mushroom stem with a tiny human face on it, did have a certain cuteness about him..
Spicy did not want to leave. Spicy despises Scaramuchi, and he fervently opposed his hiring. Trump slammed the door in Spicy's face, locked him out, and so he took the hint and left. Trump's trying to do the same thing to Sessions, but Sessions is refusing to leave quietly.
Been waiting for this all weekend. I was starting to go through withdrawals, with out my daily dose of Stephen Colbert.
Slam you head in a door 10 times and you will be fine.
Edi2003 I have already, ask your mom
It's insane how much more energy his show has with an audience
"All that glitters is gold."
-Albert Einstein
I'll miss that repressed look in Sean's eyes.
"They (Bannon and Reince) said Anthony would get this job over their dead bodies... That's terrible. Because before this, those guys were only dead on the inside." Great line!
Ahhhh man.... Stephen should get an Award for impersonating the "Mooch"..... hahahaha
"I don't shine shoes anymore" lol.
The new joke err I mean, the new member of trump administration Anthony “The Mooch” will really make jokes great again.
Unapologetically Sassy this comment made me guffaw
Tweety Tweety And we thought we would miss Spicer 😃😆😆
Tweety Tweety j
Im starting to suspect that God loves Stephen more than anyone else in the world.
Jake J Yes we desperately need to feel better about the situation. Trump hiring a man who once cussed him out on live television in an effort to cope with the massive amount of pressure over the Russia investigation and the general failure of his presidency is a massive blow to liberals and anti Trump causes.
The only way we can deal with this crushing blow is by making jokes about the mooch.
six months in and Trump is already looking for options to pardon himself....America the Banana Republic
The next big step to dictatorship...
Should absolutely not be underestimated that he is thinking about going that way...
Pardon himself from what?
Foxy Sideburns From any kind of bullshit actions in the future
Contagious Gloom Every action is considered a bullshit action by the democrats. Biggest example is him firing comey. All the democrats wanted him to resign but as soon as Trump does it becomes a national travesty, and "obstruction of justice".
Trump himself will know best from what he is planning to pardon himself.
If there wouldn't be anything, he wouldn't think about it. Might be the Russian investigations, might be his tax returns, might be something else, might be some or all of this combined.
Please explain, why do you think he would do some research about this if he has no reason to need it?
The mooch-colbert videos are some of the funniest videos he’s ever done 😂
I see a little silhouetto of a man.....
cinnamongirl3121 *BITCH YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE IT* Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the fandango?
Galileo!
Edward Worthington Galileo!
Master Ejura Galileo!
Galileo!!!
That picture of sarah huckabee though 😂😂😂😂
OMG! That picture of Huckabee @ 5:05 is just too funny! And SC's description of "a sorority girl at a rave party whose ecstasy just kicked" in is dead on! Has anyone at SNL played her yet? She seems like a comedy gold-mine!
she looked almost as scary as the Secretary of State Katherine Harris of Florida, on Friday, 7-21-17, when she stepped in as the new Press Secretary.
And whats with those damn fake ass eyelashes. geez, someone needs to fire the hair and makeup artist
One of the all time greatest monologues on this show!
We all know Trumps launch codes are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6
David Schultz I've got that same combination on my luggage!
David Schultz don't think that he can count past 5.
How is Trump supposed to remember that? It's way too complicated for him. His launch code is actually just 1.
300DBenz this country has just gone from suck to blow!
David Schultz well for several decades much before Trump took office the actual launch code was 00000000
Spicey might have been written out of the show, but he'll always be in my heart. I will give this new character a chance, but he's #NotMySpicey
lol
Yeah, it's a shame. I mean, the new Spicey was pretty awesome, even if he fell two concert-tickets and a handful of diamonds short of Old Spice.
I think he's going to be highly entertaining in his own way. Plus now we get to see more of Madame Crazy Eyes, sorry I mean Sarah Fuckabee Sanders. The pace this soapie moves at, we can use some fresh characters, the old ones get worn out so quickly! Case in point- Kellyanne Conwoman.
Tarryn Soapie? I thought this was a sitcom! I mean, we are basically the live studio audience, watching this crew of bumbling narcissists and laughing at them in real time!
True, true. OR it could be one of those Spanish or Indian soap operas that are so ridiculous & over the top that you have to just laugh?
Go home America you're drunk.
M0oranshi it's meth
+M0oranshi
No, America is pissed off. But like a drunk, we ain't going home until we kick some ass. It looks like we'll be kicking fat-ass this time. Haha.
M0oranshi America is always drunk, trust me....I live there
Here I thought after Bush the Obama era was America in rehab. But goddamn you guys relapsed quick when you voted for Trump.
unanimous300 Looks like you are kicking your own ass..
Anthony Scaramucci thinks the earth is 5500 years old enough said??.?
Stephen’s smile makes me so happy. It is so wonderful!
That Huckabee-Sanders Ecstasy joke is gold.😂😂
" Won in Connect 4 with 3 pieces" DEAD! HAHAHAHA
Revisiting this monologue. Absolutely fantastic.
Time for Joe Pesci to come out of retirement maybe SNL.
The Mootch is like Scrappy Doo LOL.
Gregory Newell this definitely
Gregory Newell that would be funny but we need another woman playing him to piss off the cheeto
Look up "The Irishman".
no no melissa mccarthy should do this guy too
I humbly suggest Marisa Tomei.
"I Don't Shine Shoes Anymore!" I died! 4:50
That's why I like Jon.
transformersloverjon Jon Colbert
I'm so sad spicey is leaving. I really loved Melissa McCarthy's SNL skits of him. 😭
Zeta ! I'd be surprised if they don't do one last one, especially since he stole a mini fridge from his staffers.
Morticai Andthemortys what??? 🤣🤣😱😱🤣
Morticai Andthemortys wait. He stole a mini fridge? Hahahahaha 😂😂😂
Spicy apparently stole a mini fridge from the junior staffers.
"The mooch is ready to smooch!" Oh my gosh my favorite line 😂😂
That "Fear, Entitlement and Victimization" part was brilliant!
Trump's a phenomenal athlete?
I thought this shit happens only in North Korea where Kim Jong Un apparently hits only hole in ones...
Bennet M. Darshan lollooooolooooolloooooooo00oooooool
did he say "...he sinks three foot putts." ?
+mungo likes candy
Yup. He did.
badly drawn turtle, maybe he's trying to make don feel good about his best putt.
Emiscary1 having inherited it from her father, our messiah
Sorority girl at rave party who's ecstasy just kicked in.
A more perfect description does not exist! 😂
Colbert's monologues are the best! His speech and act is on point!
I'd also love to see the script writers, they are fantastic!
Scaramucci is going to be so much fun for comedians to imitate 😙😂
This monologue is gold Steven. It's gold.
Stephen is keeping me sane throughout these troubled times
Greg K can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?
Yes I like eggs. Thanks
The Itchy & Scratchy & Moochy Show
...sounds about right
4:40 - 'now taking your *bleeping* shinebox AND GET OUTTA HERE, COME ON'
and I'm dead
And the mooch deleted an old tweet few days ago that criticized trump. Too bad the internet doesn't forget :)
DagobertX2 he deleted a bunch of them.
wrydrune He deleted all tweets where Trump was mentioned, even ones praising Hillary
The dictionary definition of 'Mooch': to loiter in a bored or listless manner, or, to ask for or obtain (something) without paying for it. The person who gave Scaramucci that nickname clearly didn't like him.
BladeWinters mooch as a verb means to be like a parasite
Scaramuccia in italian means little clown, so no nick name needed.
Why is everyone saying this? I'm italian and i can garantee you the word means "battle of no importance between two armies". It's true that there's a character called that way, but it's not the word's meaning, and italians use it without referring to Comedy of Art. Consider that most of italians don't even know the existence of the "clown character" but everyone uses that word to mean "quarrel of no importance"
Hope Martin Scorsese lives long enough to make a film about Trump. It'll make Oliver Stone's JFK seem like Peter Pan.
"Now take ya fuckin shinebox and get outta here!!!" 😂😂😂 4:35
Is 'The White House' a new sitcom? Because it feels like it.
Seriously, in 4 years Netflix will have a long running dramady about this presidency.
More like a reality tv gameshow.
Drm R IT DOES! The cast of SNL should trade places with the nuts in the White House.
This episode was pure Colbert gold!
The only positive thing Trump has contributed as president is evening entertainment. I laugh till I cry. Stephen is doing a great job.
One of the best monologues from Mr Colbert! 😂 "take your fucking shinebox and get outta here" Absolute quality!
He just murder Sarah Sanders
I can't stop laughing 😂
CARNOT AGBOMENOU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not an American but Stephen you are Brilliant Sir!! 😂🤣😂
There is something wrong with Scaramucci's face. To me It looks like he cut off another person's face and wears it on top of his real face. Freaky.
I keep coming back for the Scaramucci impressions. It's timeless.
Stephen: Keeping me sane in insane times
I'm so grateful of this video. It's official. Competence is a bar too high for this administration.
This monologue tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂 also it's a full monologue uncut!! Thank you late show UA-cam channel! 😄
Hair and makeup..... the foundations of any administration...
I'm half expecting Spicer to be on this show one day.
So your dear leader is amazing at all sports? Sounds familiar.
I LAUGH MYSELF TO TEARS EVERY NIGHT.... THANKS STEPHEN
Can't wait to see what snl brings to the table for this guy
Yeah me too. Alex Moffat should be able to parody this guy perfectly.
THE MONOLOGUE IN ONE PIECE!!! YES
1989: Turner and Hooch
2017: Trump and Cooch
Let's see: 20,451 likes, 792 dislikes. Not exactly 51-49, is it?
But did you see the viewer count? I heard at least eight thousand viewers showed up that day. Media will say it was only ten thousand. But it seriously looks like - I mean, there MUST be about a hundred and fifty thousand people. Maybe more. We won't even know. They'll have to bring in some rocket scientists in here to count it. I mean, there's gotta be over four million people here. On this video. If you got Isaac Einstein in here to count, and you know he could. Isaac Einstein. He's a great guy, Isaac. Great family. I hear he's got the greatest family in the history of since before there is even didn't we have hadn't were families yet now. #sad #fakenews #sixteenbillionpeople
This never gets old...
This guy should be selling used cars, not kissing tRump's ass.
Don't try to fence him in. He can do both!
Janusha killary didnt win so the devil s not in the white house your traitor to our country should be behind bars. But apparently corrupt trash dont have follow the law
you jealous mate ?
Torgofoxtrot160 OMG more about hillary! thats over, its done. YOU DEMONS won. thats all you supporters ever talk about. NONE of you are intelligent
Yeah, the toxic dumpster fire that is the United States is now ALL on you, you fucking Trumptards. Every shitty thing Trump and his band of traitorous lying bastards do is ALL your fault.
"I once saw this guy win a game of tic tac toe in 2 moves!" - The "Mucc
This is by far THE best monologue so far! I literally laughed out loud. My cheeks are hurting. I love you Stephen! And I'm not even American :-D (thank goodness)
Jon Batiste: "Personified! Personified! Personified!" 😂
They found like the worst picture online for Sarah H. Sanders😂
I think it'll become a new meme. lol
There is no best picture either.
You can pause at any of the frames from her press briefings and they'll all look the same.
I'm pretty sure it was random. She always looks like that.
this is actually one of her better photos
Perfect man for the job! He manages to make mockery of the unclothed emperor sound to the emperor like abject flattery.
"can we get another round here?" so funny!
This is actually one of my favourite Colbert monologues now
WH is seriously better than GoT and HoC now. Even the greatest writer wouldn't dare to write plots like this and expecting people to believe it could happen in real life.
Andersen Zheng weird times
6 month and still going strong on the trump jokes. Trump = the golden age of late nights.
"Lawyer whose ad is above the urinal"; fucking priceless. We love you Stephen
I don't think I've seen Stephen trying to stifle his own laughter this much in a segment before. I can't wait to see what they got tonight.
I'll miss the ease of teasing this guy. I honestly don't mean that in an angry tone, either. But the tweets will (unfortunately) continue to speak for themselves...with or without Spicey!
I am learning that "transparency" in politics means you can see right through a politician since there is nothing of substance to block the view...
John Branscombe For Trump transparency means building a see through border wall so border agents don't get hurt when drug dealers throw 60lb bags of drugs over it.
I'm learning that a lot of people, you included, will let their standards go into a death spiral of delusion when their core beliefs or something they were very passionate about is challenged by facts or could be challenged by standards that are too high for their belief. You really don't want to know what your president is doing? On second thought, are you saying Hillary had "substance" too? Or are you just a hypocrite.
RAssphalt Yes I hold core beliefs in some things I expect from others like honesty, decency and integrity in people. When I see so clearly see that most (not all) politicians have none of those qualities, I can make my voting choices accordingly. Candidates that say they will be "fighting for the little guy" and believe in a "fair society" while they are financed by the super-rich and their PACs I am able to realise that they will not be even trying to live up to their promises and I should expect the opposite.
I am not even an American, and very glad of that. I could not have voted for either "choices" offered in your One Party system, even if eligible. The same people and PACs routinely hedge their bets and finance both of the nominal parties to ensure a win regardless of the outcome. Then the larger oblivious populace can get all charged up about politics and cheer for their team and trash the other side and bask in the wonderfulness of democracy at work and claim a glorious victory or whine about their tragic loss and come back again for the next election. This reduces politics to the level of a professional sports league, where you cheer for your team, pay a lot for tickets and keep coming back so the stars of the sport can earn the big bucks.
Until the average voter can "see through" this con game and carefully select the few politicians available that are the exceptions to this pattern then democracy in the USA will be forever monetized and your country will continue to get the best government that money can buy and deserves, regardless of which party they voted for.
I would suggest that letting your "standards go into a death spiral of delusion" is self-revelatory on your part. The last person to ask about how well the president is doing is the president himself or someone he has appointed unless you like terms like "incredible" or "unbelievable" in their true meaning. Your current White House occupant has no credibility nor is he believable so I suppose those may be two things he has said about himself that may be true. When I talked about "transparency", I actually had the boy wonder who is Secretary of Everything He is Clueless About in mind, the "First Son-in-Law".
When someone leaves a Presidential Administration and someone says "I hope he goes on to make a lot of money" there is obviously a problem. I know American politics and the corporate donors are a revolving door of payoffs and promises, but they are not supposed to say it out loud. But the more they do so, the more it comes to light and the people rise up to start it.
This monologue was on point. Very funny, Colbert !! Love it 😂😂
He's just a rent-a-mouth, feed him the lines, out it comes, he doesn't care as long as the cash goes into his wallet.
Stephen or Mooch?
He literally said that his own values dont matter and he will subordinate them for the President!
As soon as I read the name I knew there would be a Queen joke 😂
Watching this in summer 2019 is just too funny 😂
Ah the summer of 2019, we were so innocent back then
10:49 yup that's a guy who stands at the top of the key and swooshes free throw! Can't even imagine him shooting a basketball 😂😂
omg that Sarah photo was AWFUL
Donald J Drumpf
her husband isn't even ugly.
Mooch:
Hedge fund manager MOOCHING off taxes
Im probably the only person who still watches this but the scaramuchi impressions are my absolute favorites from this show
Naaah man, "the Hungry for Power Games" are my absolute fav :-) ...But yeah, the Mooch impressions are classic ^_^
That was one of the best summations in a while! "...down the hall from Fear, Entitlement and Victimization." LMMFAO
THA MOOCH!
BadImprov SMOOCH me
The jokes write themselves now that The Mooch is in the WH
Hey Coldbeah! You breaking my balls here! Yous twos ares killing me! Nobody steps on the Mooches Giovanni's!
Love Steven Colbert... he keeps me SANE!! 😂😂😂