Somehow The Halo TV Show Returned... Is Season 2 Any Better?!

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  • @TheActMan
    @TheActMan  10 місяців тому +2291

    Hope everyone is prepared for the Winter Cringetingency...

    • @quickfury6901
      @quickfury6901 10 місяців тому +27

      I'll pass.

    • @samzorn4656
      @samzorn4656 10 місяців тому +39

      May God help us all.

    • @Nubern
      @Nubern 10 місяців тому +10

      Good video keep up the great job

    • @Hell_diver1
      @Hell_diver1 10 місяців тому +7

      1:06 is my favourite part

    • @lrutubeusername
      @lrutubeusername 10 місяців тому +10

      to make you feel better play Helldivers 2

  • @SplendidCoffee0
    @SplendidCoffee0 10 місяців тому +3051

    “They fly now?”
    “They fly now!”
    “For a brick, he flew pretty good!”

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive 10 місяців тому +41

      THEY FLY NOW™

    • @sombramemer1230
      @sombramemer1230 10 місяців тому +20

      This is Outrageous, this unfair, how can you have a season 2 if you're terrible. (The worst line in a worse Star Wars movie if you disagree look at Clone Wars 03 which takes place like 1 hour from the third movie but with worse action, visuals, and dialogue. Even some of the visuals and dialogue are the exact same)

    • @Toby8700
      @Toby8700 10 місяців тому +7

      @@sombramemer1230Clone Wars 03?

    • @CrazyxEnigma
      @CrazyxEnigma 10 місяців тому +11

      ​@@Toby8700Refers to the first Clone Wars show that debuted in 2003. It's different from the more popular one.

    • @Toby8700
      @Toby8700 10 місяців тому +9

      @@CrazyxEnigma oh the 2003 one. That one was awsome

  • @KarlRock
    @KarlRock 10 місяців тому +2020

    I tried to watch S01, but I couldn’t. They’re not making it for the fans. It’s for people like my parents. They like it, but they also know nothing about Halo.

    • @Zer0Bunny4
      @Zer0Bunny4 10 місяців тому +180

      exactly my dad who barely knows anything about the game and he said he liked season one and was really confused on why i didnt like it

    • @Death_Korps_Officer
      @Death_Korps_Officer 10 місяців тому +79

      My dad loves the show too! And he's very puzzled whenever I'm not hyped just as like he is.

    • @patchworkcat6932
      @patchworkcat6932 10 місяців тому +124

      The show just feels like a bad Halo fanfic, needless romance, random subplots, bad writing, and worse versions of memorable moments. It does make me want to go back and replay the games, so its working as cross promotion.

    • @Hrathen39
      @Hrathen39 10 місяців тому +59

      @@patchworkcat6932honestly they made Master Chief too human, he's supposed to slowly rediscover his humanity and barely having any as the games progress, this series is prequel. Is it's a bad AU setting

    • @CommanderBossk
      @CommanderBossk 10 місяців тому +29

      thats crazy cuz my dad also liked season 1 lmao, i guess all of our dads like the show

  • @pedrozomer6037
    @pedrozomer6037 10 місяців тому +1060

    Master Chief: Removes his helmet every single minute
    Jackal snipers: 👀👀👀

    • @JonCom3dy
      @JonCom3dy 10 місяців тому +22

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danielbwest
      @danielbwest 10 місяців тому +38

      "This is it boys"!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JustinStrife
      @JustinStrife 10 місяців тому +6

      Best comment LMAO

    • @deathkorpsofkriegguardsmen8488
      @deathkorpsofkriegguardsmen8488 10 місяців тому +14

      What easier a target for a sniper then one without a helmet?

    • @IsaiahSenku
      @IsaiahSenku 10 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂

  • @Mechpilot0790
    @Mechpilot0790 10 місяців тому +309

    The assault rifle has a flashlight built in, there's one attached to the shotgun, and even modern helmets have optional flashlights, it's aggravating how a show about military in space just goes out of it's way to avoid being tactical.

    • @terry535
      @terry535 9 місяців тому +33

      Yes, they seem to avoid as much tactical logic as possible. A singular military consultant could've made this show twice as watchable.

    • @coryhuff6276
      @coryhuff6276 9 місяців тому

      Lol it's a sci Fi fictional show guys. Lol. Easy

    • @terry535
      @terry535 9 місяців тому +26

      @@coryhuff6276 Sci-fi doesn’t preclude logic. Also, “sci-fi” already includes “fiction”.

    • @jonathanoriley8260
      @jonathanoriley8260 9 місяців тому +11

      @@coryhuff6276 The Expanse would like to have a word with your bulls**t...

    • @grugmangaming5152
      @grugmangaming5152 8 місяців тому +10

      @@coryhuff6276 Okay, Even if it is a fictional show, It can still have sound logic to it to make sense.

  • @Mischiefs
    @Mischiefs 10 місяців тому +1241

    There has been no Master Cheeks so far, I am sad

    • @lordkuroe9732
      @lordkuroe9732 10 місяців тому +17

      Sadge

    • @SobBaget602
      @SobBaget602 10 місяців тому +44

      maybe we'll get noble "on your 6"

    • @princeamongkings343
      @princeamongkings343 10 місяців тому

      There has been another Master Cock sighting though, such joy.

    • @lukethomas.125
      @lukethomas.125 10 місяців тому +12

      Fear not, he shall appear soon. I can sense it

    • @Mischiefs
      @Mischiefs 10 місяців тому +25

      @@SobBaget602 Only if they slap Chiefs Cheeks when saying it smh

  • @alejandroaguilar9850
    @alejandroaguilar9850 10 місяців тому +796

    "The covenant is on Reach" line will never get old

  • @raistlinmajere7149
    @raistlinmajere7149 10 місяців тому +723

    "Everyone knows the Master Chief, I wonder if anyone really knows John."
    *Cortana, Sam and Kelly left the chat*

  • @FutureOfHalo
    @FutureOfHalo 10 місяців тому +153

    The guy that plays Akerson has actually played the original trilogy (halo 3 being his favorite) and played Halo Reach to get his head into the universe to prepare for his role. Love this guy!

    • @renzmanzano4010
      @renzmanzano4010 10 місяців тому +2

      If I'm not wrong his character was never in the game right?

    • @codynpatterson
      @codynpatterson 10 місяців тому +32

      @@renzmanzano4010he’s in the books.

    • @Ghostleeee
      @Ghostleeee 9 місяців тому +4

      Don’t really matters bc of different timeline

    • @laconsuela69
      @laconsuela69 9 місяців тому +11

      seems like a low bar to play one of the most popular franchises of all time, especially considering how concise the campaigns are, but better than nothing

    • @yhwach1
      @yhwach1 8 місяців тому

      Akersons Actor was Claus from the Vampire Diaries and The Originals. Love him

  • @Shifty319
    @Shifty319 10 місяців тому +956

    Season 3 will open with the Arbiter getting out of bed, kiss his girlfriends (a Lek'golo) goodbye, and force jump into a flying car while yelling "its Arbiting time"

    • @theyoboygamer3754
      @theyoboygamer3754 10 місяців тому +60

      He has a romance square with half-jaw, makee, and John halo

    • @Madboi_91
      @Madboi_91 10 місяців тому +32

      Lmfao "arbiting time"?

    • @Shifty319
      @Shifty319 10 місяців тому +39

      @@Madboi_91 yes, just as John Halo says "it's haloing time"

    • @plazmadood
      @plazmadood 10 місяців тому +34

      And then he Arbited all over.

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 10 місяців тому

      Season 4 will have the Arbiter-Master Cheeks sex scene with the Prophet of Regret watching

  • @adechi
    @adechi 10 місяців тому +536

    For as technologically advanced as humanity is in the 26th century its wild we've forgotten simple things like flares and flashlights

    • @____Carnage____
      @____Carnage____ 10 місяців тому +94

      It’s especially funny considering that flares were used in Halo 3 on the Ark. You know the point in time when humanity was using every last resource they had

    • @TheMysticalTank
      @TheMysticalTank 10 місяців тому +37

      Reach had 6 use a flare.

    • @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem
      @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem 10 місяців тому +53

      Every game even has a flashlight on at least some of the UNSC weapons.

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 10 місяців тому +17

      Heck I figured the green eye piece also allowed for night vision.

    • @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem
      @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem 10 місяців тому +2

      @Edax_Royeaux It most likely has that, but it's for HUD.

  • @robertf.atrozskin3596
    @robertf.atrozskin3596 10 місяців тому +489

    Ah shit. Here we go again.

  • @tylerherr4288
    @tylerherr4288 10 місяців тому +262

    i will say
    with the fog scene
    i love that master chief can smell the elites
    i think its been said in the books that their shields and plasma weaponry give off a distinct smell
    ionized ozone or something like that

    • @Lemon_Sage9999
      @Lemon_Sage9999 10 місяців тому +23

      Ionizing radiation makes ozone yep. Ozone smells sweet (DON'T TAKE A BIG WHIFF OF IT THOUGH)

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 10 місяців тому +7

      I don't know if they can smell anything in the suits.

    • @tylerherr4288
      @tylerherr4288 10 місяців тому +20

      @@thehermitman822 tactically they should be able to
      otherwise it would be like giving a marine earplugs
      yeah they would be safe from loud noises / toxic environments
      at the cost of survivability

    • @tylerherr4288
      @tylerherr4288 10 місяців тому +12

      from a quick google
      fred said in one of the books or comics that the squad of marines he was currently with stunk
      but that his suit filters out most of it

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 10 місяців тому +5

      @@tylerherr4288 I imagine out of the suits every one stinks or are pungent due to enhanced senses.

  • @dalberttran8134
    @dalberttran8134 10 місяців тому +411

    I loved the part where Chief said "Sir.....Curity Camera" it made me rip my shirt off as a result.

    • @thesomethingthatisntathing514
      @thesomethingthatisntathing514 10 місяців тому +3

      I think you need some help.

    • @dalberttran8134
      @dalberttran8134 10 місяців тому +11

      @thesomethingthatisntathing514 I also came when the armory guy told chief " Who else is gonna clap your cheeks to..." and Chief responds " Tell that to the Covenant"

  • @MrAnt-sf2sk
    @MrAnt-sf2sk 10 місяців тому +282

    Why couldn't they have filled the, "Mysterious Ancient Alien Artifact." trope with THE THING THE FRANCHISE IS NAMED AFTER

    • @Nostripe361
      @Nostripe361 10 місяців тому +20

      That trope only works if you make the ancient mcguffin interesting. What’s more interesting than the halo itself

    • @jaredelliott5778
      @jaredelliott5778 10 місяців тому +7

      maybe one of the forerunner ai? like mendicant bias. But i doubt the shows creators know any of the deep lore@@Nostripe361

    • @minimum7681
      @minimum7681 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jaredelliott5778considering one of the creators explicitly said they dont care (i think they even went so far as to say they hated it but dont quote me on it) for the source material at all i guarantee they dont know it

    • @olibarrett4283
      @olibarrett4283 10 місяців тому +6

      What franchise am I describing mass effect or halo: protagonist lands on colony planet where humans have dug up artefact, humans attacked by aliens, aliens be killed and protagonist touch artefact that gives visions, protagonist is stopped from leaving base and has to go rogue to stop humanity killing event, protagonist also has space sex.
      It’s incredibly eye opening when you see that this shows script was initially supposed to be a mass effect show.

    • @Nostripe361
      @Nostripe361 10 місяців тому +2

      @@minimum7681 it’s the weird thing where studios don’t want to make the property but want the built in fan base to boost their ratings of a story they want to make.
      Then get confused when the fan base is angry that the show does nothing with the existing lore but makes the original show they wanted to make instead with cosmetics of the established series

  • @totalNERD-eo7wx
    @totalNERD-eo7wx 10 місяців тому +416

    The Halo Show writers really just saw Ackerson and assumed the entire UNSC was just like that

    • @combinestrider117
      @combinestrider117 10 місяців тому

      I mean... they kind of are? The insurrection exists for very legitimate reasons. The UNSC is not a very good organization. They will do pretty much anything to keep colonies under their thumb and were letting ONI commit atrocities well before the Covenant were known about. Remember the Spartan II's were made to fight other rebelling humans. Children were kidnapped by the hundreds and trained as child super soldiers, all sanctioned by the UNSC.

    • @OKMBVideos
      @OKMBVideos 10 місяців тому +46

      To be fair, 343 did the same...

    • @alex2jz140
      @alex2jz140 10 місяців тому

      To be fair UNSC is like that. They literally are a military dictatorship. And you can’t have a successful dictatorship without corruption.

  • @TylerB-my1kr
    @TylerB-my1kr 10 місяців тому +93

    The fact that the covenant is on reach and people have time for dinner is nuts.

  • @matthewjalovick
    @matthewjalovick 10 місяців тому +5851

    Master Cheeks

  • @skylinksdev8858
    @skylinksdev8858 10 місяців тому +781

    “Master Chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing back on paramount +?”
    “Sir, taking my helmet off.”

    • @pog_me5605
      @pog_me5605 10 місяців тому +64

      “Sir, its Master Cheeks now”

    • @shnool5128
      @shnool5128 10 місяців тому +4

      Soren-066 from the pirate bay

    • @Salty_Dog1
      @Salty_Dog1 10 місяців тому +2

      Nooooooooooooooo!

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 10 місяців тому +5

      Master Chief isn't on paramount plus.
      It's Master Cheeks

    • @CherryPauper
      @CherryPauper 10 місяців тому +6

      *clothes off

  • @jamesbinks7380
    @jamesbinks7380 10 місяців тому +396

    The spartan running looked like one of those shitty "bigfoot caught on camera" clips 😂

    • @abewear2882
      @abewear2882 10 місяців тому +16

      That's exactly what I was thinking of!

    • @CommissarChaotic
      @CommissarChaotic 10 місяців тому +13

      Its like those run cycles in video games where the animation and script for moving are separate and they dont line them up properly so it looks funny

    • @Spider-Too-Too
      @Spider-Too-Too 10 місяців тому +1

      Should have used some jet pack

    • @jamiepaw8765
      @jamiepaw8765 8 місяців тому

      How are they supposed to run then?

    • @King_Sus
      @King_Sus 7 місяців тому

      XD

  • @brianmatthew2290
    @brianmatthew2290 10 місяців тому +180

    Paramount: How do you do fellow human kids? I also do the K/D with the grapple hooks.

    • @SyperLmao
      @SyperLmao 9 місяців тому +12

      how does paramount do so good with something like sonic, but fail miserably with halo

    • @Cake9Cakey
      @Cake9Cakey 9 місяців тому +10

      Cus the Sonic movies are made by people who are actually know what they’re doing. And because Sonic is awesome.

    • @IgnoreMeImWrong
      @IgnoreMeImWrong 6 місяців тому

      @@Cake9Cakey Sonic 2 is boring and shit.
      Sonic 1 is alright.

    • @Apt23-v8u
      @Apt23-v8u 5 місяців тому

      They can make Are You afraid of the dark? good when is basically an ancient series but Halo no? Wtf

  • @SwankDaSauce
    @SwankDaSauce 10 місяців тому +980

    Red vs Blue is the closest weve gotten to a good Halo show

    • @justuskasunic
      @justuskasunic 10 місяців тому +84

      And they kept their helmets on!!

    • @googleisevil8958
      @googleisevil8958 10 місяців тому +26

      @@justuskasunic There's only one person on the main team who showed their face and that was Carolina.

    • @TheJ4RyD
      @TheJ4RyD 10 місяців тому +14

      And that show was never good unless you were 10 yrs old and a normie.

    • @Trafulgoth
      @Trafulgoth 10 місяців тому +86

      @@TheJ4RyD Try not to cut yourself with all that edge.

    • @aarons720
      @aarons720 10 місяців тому +29

      forward unto dawn was pretty good

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne 10 місяців тому +148

    "I am all the covenant"
    "And I (dramatic pause) am all the Spartans"

  • @th3-jwalk3r43
    @th3-jwalk3r43 10 місяців тому +271

    It's crazy because they know what people want to see because those are the parts they put in the ads. When shows do stuff like that, it feels like their intentionally scamming you.

    • @OGslays
      @OGslays 10 місяців тому +9

      No its just that the people they hire to create cinematics and trailers are not a part of anything. They're usual a small company or private interest who is hired for it and this small group of 5 or however big their company is are usually very good at their job unlike the show runners. The trailers film editors are 100 percent fans of halo and are only allowed to used like 10 seconds max per clips and have to show atleast 25 percent of what the show is about. Thats why disney movies suck. They're trailer creators work for Disney and you can tell by how they keep spoiling the entire movie and then showing us all how trash it is thinking they just made the best thing ever. Same with dceu

    • @th3-jwalk3r43
      @th3-jwalk3r43 10 місяців тому +1

      @@OGslays TV shows don't hire outside people to do their ads. Most big TV shows nowadays have a television film crew who's part of the production team for the entire show. Them and the producers will usually pick what parts to play in their ads.

    • @OGslays
      @OGslays 10 місяців тому +1

      @th3-jwalk3r43 if it's cheaper they do. If it's not they don't.

    • @agentnukaz1715
      @agentnukaz1715 10 місяців тому

      If u didn't know this was trash after season one and canceled, idk what what to tell u

    • @OGslays
      @OGslays 10 місяців тому

      @DeagleGamesTV God your insufferable naive with no understanding of basic concepts. Next time don't make shit up because your too pathetic to ever be apart of it

  • @thelastcrow5660
    @thelastcrow5660 10 місяців тому +95

    Meanwhile there's Arcane, Castlevania, The Last of Us, Edgerunners and the Sonic movies. Halo and Witcher fans can shake hands, both were dealt a bad hand.

    • @terry535
      @terry535 9 місяців тому +17

      Agreed. God, can you imagine if Halo was written as well as those shows?

    • @tecnoguy1136
      @tecnoguy1136 9 місяців тому +5

      Tbh tlou isn’t good either lmao

    • @Ghostleeee
      @Ghostleeee 9 місяців тому +4

      @@tecnoguy1136didn’t watch „the last of us“ bc part2 is so bad from the story I didn’t want to waste time

    • @bobthedonutman404
      @bobthedonutman404 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@tecnoguy1136TLOU is great, tf you on about

    • @tecnoguy1136
      @tecnoguy1136 9 місяців тому +2

      @@bobthedonutman404 the game is, the TV show cheaped out on all the good parts and crammed winter into half an episode.

  • @billyhopkins10
    @billyhopkins10 10 місяців тому +511

    The reason why Halo TV has this infatuation with Spartan emotions is all because of Kiki Wolfkill. She was the executive producer of 343 Industries during Halo 4 and has continued producing Halo media. With the god awful Halo Nightfall, Halo 5 and the current Paramount Halo TV series. She is the one that infamously said Master Chief is not a machine but is a human with emotions back in 2011. She has continued to steer the Halo franchise in that direction when she is in the executive role. If you ever wonder why Halo has changed drastically from Bungie into Halo 4. Maybe look at the people at top who made the decisions, it’s consistently the same people 🤷🏻‍♂️.
    Wonder why Halo Infinite felt like Halo again? Joseph Staten the original Halo writer was in the executive position….

    • @Everarmed89
      @Everarmed89 10 місяців тому +60

      Exactly. And he tried coming back for Infinite and didn’t even make it at 343 for a year. Tells you a lot about the state of the franchise and the company when one of the pivotal members that played a huge role in the OG games dips out

    • @Jaker788
      @Jaker788 10 місяців тому +39

      Halo infinite did not feel like Halo again. The story was especially empty but the gameplay also was pretty sparse and boring overall imo. Joseph came in extremely late in production when the campaign world was already built and the story was already done, very little was up for change in the last year.
      He was there as project management during crunch time after a year extension was given to finish up the game because a lot was in a rough shape and broken. That's a role of organization and making sure people are all working on the things that need to have focus put on so the game makes the deadline not too broken, not writing or influence on game design. Apparently he was not liked by many employees at 343, so the actual issue is a lot of the studio culture and staff, not just upper management.
      Joes role in Microsoft for the past nearly decade I believe has been going through many studios near the end of a game to help with wrapping up the project for release. He hops from place to place and doesn't stay long after release.

    • @Jaker788
      @Jaker788 10 місяців тому +18

      ​@@Everarmed89I mean that's his job at Microsoft, he hops from studio to studio to help with the last bit of development and doesn't stay long after. Microsoft brought him to 343 to do the same thing. It wasn't him who chose to go.
      Now I will say 343 has major culture problems and many of the employees don't seem to actually like the job or community. It really should be closed and Halo should rest for a good while, maybe it can come back in 20 years and I would wish not by Microsoft. They have too much bias towards Halo being a cash cow but have no passion or drive to make quality, just money.

    • @DarkLightGaming117
      @DarkLightGaming117 10 місяців тому +21

      Ya know...I didn't mind halo 4.
      But five was absolutely terrible and then infinite was....okay at its core but 343 mismanagement by Microsoft and executives hurt it badly.
      I hope we see a proper revival someday.

    • @sagnorm1863
      @sagnorm1863 10 місяців тому +14

      You are just wrong about that. Kiki Wolfkill is some nobody executive. The writing with the chief in Halo games and books is decent.
      This show is just terrible. It does everything wrong. Its completely ruining the theme from the real halo of chief and the spartans struggling with their "humanity and purpose." Its just poor writing written by morons.

  • @marks9948
    @marks9948 10 місяців тому +139

    ‘choking some guy out and riding him like a horse’ and then it cut to the shot, i was not ready for that. laughing too much

  • @gregthepeglegpregdreg
    @gregthepeglegpregdreg 10 місяців тому +153

    Honestly with the fall of reach coming up, got me thinking it'd be way cooler to get a mini series about a squad of marines defending Reach, than "Mastercheeks defeats the covenant 2 cheeks at a time," that way you wouldn't have to worry about making your characters seem human, because they literally are.

    • @xLionsxxSmithyx
      @xLionsxxSmithyx 10 місяців тому +19

      "Forward Unto Dawn" is pretty good for that but I would like to see a more active combat thing, instead of a bunch of rookies.

    • @TwistedReality13
      @TwistedReality13 10 місяців тому +13

      😂 bro, the mastercheeks defeats the covenant 2 cheeks at a time. Lmao

    • @bonitoflakes
      @bonitoflakes 10 місяців тому +2

      Unfortunately, all you can do is watch the Forward Unto Dawn mini series to fill that void :/

    • @gregthepeglegpregdreg
      @gregthepeglegpregdreg 10 місяців тому +1

      @@bonitoflakes a man can dream

    • @JeffreyEpsteinberg-hx8ds
      @JeffreyEpsteinberg-hx8ds 9 місяців тому

      Nope, instead you get armorless Spartans fighting in one corridor of Reach City for about 30 minutes. Then Chief gets spared by his lover in a display of writing that would make a CoD campaign blush.

  • @ReachTea
    @ReachTea 10 місяців тому +160

    "Am I a Spartan?"
    YES, NOW SHOOT STUFF FOR FUCK SAKE

    • @SomeoneStoleMyHandle911
      @SomeoneStoleMyHandle911 10 місяців тому +28

      The lack of shooting in a show about an fps game is concerning excluding the obvious reasons the show sucks. Its like if the walking dead didnt have zombies until season 2 everyone would be waiting on the zombies and bored shitless

  • @Bandito7537
    @Bandito7537 10 місяців тому +410

    I have an idea. Do a Forward Unto Dawn Style movie of just a group of UNSC marines. Band of Brothers style, tie in how it truly feels to be an average human seeing a spartan leap into battle and take a whole enemy objective by themselves, the awe inspiring nature of it.

    • @CraigJackson-mf1ke
      @CraigJackson-mf1ke 10 місяців тому +23

      That'd be pretty dope

    • @jg1093
      @jg1093 10 місяців тому +38

      not enough avenues to shove woke shit in the show with that, try again.

    • @zippolighter4903
      @zippolighter4903 10 місяців тому +9

      I actually enjoyed FUD

    • @jasoncooper6047
      @jasoncooper6047 10 місяців тому +19

      Can't wokify that. It would mean actually using people with real talent; love for source material and intentional effort to put out good content.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 10 місяців тому +17

      ​​@@jasoncooper6047: The show's props and costume department got the UNSC gear, weapons, and vehicles right, they are genuine fans. Can't say the same for the writers. All that hard work pissed away by shite writing.

  • @doom1354
    @doom1354 10 місяців тому +213

    My favorite part is the show runners setting up like 10 separate plots within the first 2 episode.. You've got Halsey, Sorin, Sorin's wife and kid, Qwan, Silver team, Mackee, Ackerson, Cortana and then the pirates and slaves on rubble I'm sure I'm missing 1 or 2 too.

    • @CT-9904-Crosshair
      @CT-9904-Crosshair 10 місяців тому +32

      I was super pissed about Makee showing up again, as they literally showed her getting killed in the S1 finale.

    • @xjaysonzx
      @xjaysonzx 10 місяців тому +5

      @@CT-9904-Crosshair Probably a clone.

    • @PSYMEDIC
      @PSYMEDIC 10 місяців тому +29

      I don't get why they just don't reboot the series. No matter how great following seasons are, the foundation is shit.

    • @ZentzProductions
      @ZentzProductions 10 місяців тому +11

      We haven’t even seen Miranda Keyes or spent much time with Commander Keyes either

    • @jimmy4993
      @jimmy4993 10 місяців тому +1

      Bet you shills will still watch green lighting a 3rd season.

  • @mjvigor1788
    @mjvigor1788 10 місяців тому +309

    I wish more show runners would play/read/watch the source material.

    • @crossdaboss8914
      @crossdaboss8914 10 місяців тому +33

      Bare Minimum get advisers who play or read the source material

    • @crossdaboss8914
      @crossdaboss8914 10 місяців тому +66

      @waketp420 cause they didn't listen to those people they had them and ignored them

    • @TheWarlord9883
      @TheWarlord9883 10 місяців тому +5

      Its to weird a concept man. Your grasping at straws.

    • @mire4794
      @mire4794 10 місяців тому +30

      It's absolutely wild we live in a time where someone has to say this.

    • @AxinPhoenix
      @AxinPhoenix 10 місяців тому +23

      @waketp420There was only Henry and maybe one other writer who were adamant about staying true to the source material but they fired both of them/ they resigned cause the other writers wanted to make up their own bs

  • @VerifiedAmateur
    @VerifiedAmateur 10 місяців тому +137

    Riz said, "Suck big ass, Karim." referring to Karim-002 aka the Spartan who thinks he's good looking. Anyway, I also thought she said "big ass cream" which is why I had to double take with the subtitles on. Still though, I have never heard that as an insult and just have to assume that the Spartans have not learned any new insults since they were six years old due to the emotion-suppressing-pellet-thingamajig.

    • @WhoTheHellIsDave
      @WhoTheHellIsDave 10 місяців тому

      Nah, it’s “suck big ass cream” now

    • @xCrimsonxTidex
      @xCrimsonxTidex 10 місяців тому +4

      And on top of that, Karim sarcastically goes “niccee” which single handedly saves the conversation from cringe dialogue, as if it was intentional. Proof of this, he quickly retorts “You still getting your material from Vanik?”

  • @Total_DuDe
    @Total_DuDe 10 місяців тому +322

    It feels like someone, who actually knew what they were doing, snuck onto the writing team, tried to write some halfway decent lines, but was caught, and despite their efforts, there was still some good stuff left from what he snuck in.
    The rest is all classic season 1 stuff though.

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 10 місяців тому +28

      Its also like they said "okay they do want some halo stuff in the halo series so we'll give It to them... But we'll still put our personal touh!" But touch is completely wrong for the setting

    • @MrREAPERsz
      @MrREAPERsz 10 місяців тому +17

      I think they executed him and burnt the lines he came up with.

    • @FutaCatto2
      @FutaCatto2 10 місяців тому +8

      No. The Halo TV Show will never be Halo regardless how good or bad it is. The fact Chief's face looks like a Hollywood actor just ruins the lore. They will need to make the show again or just make another Halo Landfall.

    • @lutherheggs451
      @lutherheggs451 10 місяців тому

      Its almost like there are some "special" types who don't grasp that they make these things for a GENERAL AUDIENCE not really for neckbeards who already know Halo. Why does Chief take off his helmet protip: because GENERAL AUDENCES don't want to watch something with a guy wearing a helmet 100% of the time. They don't care about the hardcore they care about the GENERAL AUDIENCE and getting them interested and it clearly worked

    • @Nick-st4hb
      @Nick-st4hb 10 місяців тому

      If I remember correctly they fired the previous showrunner and hire a new one with more help from 343 too I think

  • @1RED1
    @1RED1 10 місяців тому +161

    Why can't they make something that looks and feels like the Halo Reach Deliver Hope trailer? Wonder where those artists are now

    • @hoos3014
      @hoos3014 10 місяців тому +19

      It's a lot easier to make a 2 minute trailer than an 8 hour TV show.

    • @Appreciation-Community
      @Appreciation-Community 10 місяців тому +42

      Or the Halo 3 ODST trailer which I would say is slightly better than the reach one. The way it shows the guy go from his brother's funeral where he flinches at the 21 gun salute then at the end does the time skip and he's a hard as nails warrior with a big scar, the explosions go off in the distance and he doesn't even blink, just puts on his helmet and looks at his men like "time to work". God it's good.

    • @emilianocastillejos1330
      @emilianocastillejos1330 10 місяців тому +35

      Because that would be too easy, the people making the show are trying to NOT make a Halo show and instead try to tell their own trash cliche story

    • @LukasJampen
      @LukasJampen 10 місяців тому +10

      Or just the reach campaign. That was better written than this entire show.

    • @Maximidos
      @Maximidos 10 місяців тому +8

      Halo 5’s campaign was more about halo than this TV Show

  • @TyTyMcGinty
    @TyTyMcGinty 10 місяців тому +19

    You can tell some attempt at a course-correct was made. They just didn't go hard enough. How many times do we have to cite the Sonic movie as an example of how to please the fans?

    • @EastlakeRasta7
      @EastlakeRasta7 9 місяців тому

      They should have just turned contact Harvest into two seasons 🤦🏾

  • @Patoni2012
    @Patoni2012 10 місяців тому +102

    The Spartans run like Buzz Lightyear.

    • @forgeinsurancellc
      @forgeinsurancellc 10 місяців тому +13

      There it is

    • @AKlover
      @AKlover 10 місяців тому +3

      Depicting them running like A gazelle or Cheetah would be rather difficult.

    • @forgeinsurancellc
      @forgeinsurancellc 10 місяців тому +4

      @@AKlover but how Master Cheeks ran in Season one was fine. They just sped up his
      Sprinting which looked authentic and fast

    • @AKlover
      @AKlover 10 місяців тому +3

      @@forgeinsurancellc An augmented human also wearing power armor would likely have an insane stride length, they did it better in season 1 but that still falls short of what the reality would be.

  • @stefangreen3770
    @stefangreen3770 10 місяців тому +191

    Master Chief being invited to dinner reminds me of the Mad TV skit where Master Chief was invited to dinner.

    • @TheOnlyAzure
      @TheOnlyAzure 10 місяців тому +19

      Idk man I’m Hispanic and I can definitely see my family inviting Chief to dinner for sure

    • @Soliye.
      @Soliye. 10 місяців тому

      @@TheOnlyAzure And talk about the soldier’s kill death ratio

    • @fernav8070
      @fernav8070 9 місяців тому

      ​@@TheOnlyAzure I invite him to have me for dinner. I am also Hispanic, but I don't want my family there.🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuicidalSheep
    @SuicidalSheep 10 місяців тому +354

    They could’ve made this sooooo good, if they stuck to the source material and used the whole ONI and Chief arc and kept it serious and mysterious it would be best shit ever

    • @nocomment6421
      @nocomment6421 10 місяців тому +42

      Yeah but then people would like it.
      Todays movies must have either a woke leftist message or they must be pissing on source material. This is even more important then making money.

    • @Baltazar009
      @Baltazar009 10 місяців тому +2

      Agree, this could be easily one of the best serials out there, instead of it, i have a problem watching it. Especialy whole arc Chief is mental and his team doubts him is boiling my blood. Thats the exact opposite of Master Chief and his team, they were loyal to him always, they never doubted him coss he was like a machine, he was always few steps ahead, he was best of best and everyone knew it.

    • @lareolanKFP
      @lareolanKFP 10 місяців тому +3

      Yes, but that would have required competent people with humility across the board. They would need a lead actor who's not so in love with himself he can't help buy pull his damn helmet off every 5 second to show off his "gorgeous face". You would need writers that had the humility of adapting someone else's superior writing, rather than thinking they can do better without an iota of evidence to back that up. They would need SFX teams who understood basic concepts like conservation of momentum, so their Spartan suits would look realistic, and not like they weigh nothing...
      So basically, in the woke, egomaniacal, modern hollyweird, this show didn't stand a chance.

    • @quisqueyanguy120
      @quisqueyanguy120 10 місяців тому +5

      That's impossible because they have massive egos and they would be forced to admit that the lore of one of the biggest franchises in all videogame history is actually good. You see, hollywood hates videogames.

    • @abenshnegalboff
      @abenshnegalboff 10 місяців тому

      This is a direct result of the source being from a game unfortunately. There isn’t a legitimate director the networks will hire that actually has played the games from the beginning and to them it isn’t a concern at all.

  • @arnulfotab2354
    @arnulfotab2354 10 місяців тому +26

    It really doesn't change much from the first season, there are things that can no longer be forgotten, for example that Jimmy Rings will take off his helmet, Kwan, makee, the pill, that Jimmy Rings having tried to kill Halsey twice, orgasms from touching objects forerruner, etc, overall it sucks a little less.

  • @LimpForASimp_
    @LimpForASimp_ 10 місяців тому +116

    My friend described the CGI for the Spartans as "it looks like it came out of a taco bell commercial."

  • @thecynicaloptimist1884
    @thecynicaloptimist1884 10 місяців тому +189

    This is an understatement to be sure, but the vibe I get is that the showrunners don't take the source material seriously. The "what's your KDR?" scene just sounded like the writers going "Geddit? Because it's a video game! In a video game adaptation! It's silly game! Games silly! Geddit?" Like why would you just ask some random person you just met what their KDR is? Imagine meeting a stranger and just going "Hello! What's your KDR? Don't tell me you never played Counter Strike!" They'd look at you like you should be in a straitjacket. It felt like one of those "mEtA" scenes that's in fucking everything now where writers do the wink-wink at the camera, as if they're sniggering while typing it out going "oh god this is just so cringe, why did I agree to this, I am a SERIOUS writer".

    • @Mayotardboi
      @Mayotardboi 10 місяців тому

      Not defending it or anything but they’ve stated numerous times this takes place in a different universe than the games/books do. They kinda made it known they weren’t going to use the source material early

    • @BrickDaniels-qu7bz
      @BrickDaniels-qu7bz 10 місяців тому +2

      Why? Antiwar activism.

    • @PvtPartzz
      @PvtPartzz 10 місяців тому +9

      Wait what? Someone asks what someone’s KDR is? Wtf. You can only die once, so there’s no ratio it’s just how many you’ve killed… and even that, that’s a question that can’t be asked lightly unless it’s coming from someone we’re supposed to hate immediately.

    • @lolilol5346
      @lolilol5346 10 місяців тому

      Damn you take this shit wayyy too seriously

    • @billybadass3056
      @billybadass3056 10 місяців тому +20

      @@lolilol5346 yeah I know its incredibly confusing for bots like you to understand how somebody who's a fan of the games would actually want what they plyed for their adapted tv series...

  • @Supernovald
    @Supernovald 10 місяців тому +308

    I think the Covenant unsheathed their energy swords because they were concerned about the battery life on them. Truly a moment of TV

    • @TheMcstevester
      @TheMcstevester 10 місяців тому

      That's not good batteries work budderino

    • @unemployedingreenland9358
      @unemployedingreenland9358 10 місяців тому +18

      ⁠​⁠@@TheMcstevesteryour sentence doesn’t make sense “budderino”

    • @stevenphelps625
      @stevenphelps625 10 місяців тому +5

      Think you mean sheathed

    • @AdonisGaming93
      @AdonisGaming93 10 місяців тому

      yeah cause in the games they never used the activation as psychological effect... oh wait they did... yall just hating for no reason at this point.

    • @johnleeka3282
      @johnleeka3282 10 місяців тому +13

      @@AdonisGaming93never in the games did elites just randomly ignite their swords and then walk away from their targets.
      Your simpin hard for this trash

  • @phobes
    @phobes 10 місяців тому +7

    There's definitely some kind of uncanny valley feel every time we get a shot of Spartans in action.

  • @dragonstar213
    @dragonstar213 10 місяців тому +362

    343 has been trying to ask "But who is John?" since Halo 4 and it's never gone anywhere at all. John is a badass, that's all you need to know about The Chief

    • @TheResilient5689
      @TheResilient5689 10 місяців тому +57

      John is supposed to be the player; that’s why he had very little dialogue and characterization in the Bungie games. Trying to develop his character like 343 tried to do isn’t a bad idea by default, but it was done so badly here that it ruined everything.

    • @orangesoda51414
      @orangesoda51414 10 місяців тому +29

      except halo 4 probably has the best written narrative in all of the halo games.

    • @poggle1386
      @poggle1386 10 місяців тому +55

      @@orangesoda51414 If you think drama equates to a better narrative, sure. Its best dialogue is comparable to the worst lines from Halo 3. So much cheese.
      Halo 4 had the best narrative!!!
      (forgets there’s a cutscene where there’s like 10 minutes of nothing but exposition dumping with the librarian).
      Finally, if you have to retcon the whole franchise by adding terminals to make it make sense: you have written a BAD story.
      Go play Halo 2 if you want the best narrative.

    • @johnnylaw8168
      @johnnylaw8168 10 місяців тому +7

      I agree with you, but that’s not entirely true though. Master Chief has been characterized since the beginning with the books, and I feel like the early books just the right amount of characterization to give you background, but it was never about exploring him as a character as much as it was about enriching the world it took place in. You could argue about whether that’s good writing, but I believe that it was perfectly serviceable and enjoyable.

    • @SirAlbertthe3rd
      @SirAlbertthe3rd 10 місяців тому +13

      @@orangesoda51414 In the 'who is the machine here?' aspect I agree, but the Covenant and Didact parts of the plot just feel like a big mess imo. I also find the mad disrespect of MC by Del Rio was both confusing and goofy. Playing through all the Bungie Halos and playing 4 immediately after felt almost like fanfic or Chief got sent to an alternate reality

  • @mrchen.4543
    @mrchen.4543 10 місяців тому +111

    I heard a great quote from a UA-camr “audiences will accept the impossible, but never the improbable”

    • @nicdemai
      @nicdemai 10 місяців тому +13

      some how Palpatine returns.

  • @pinheadlarry8923
    @pinheadlarry8923 10 місяців тому +214

    "Waiting for it to feel like Halo" is 1000% accurate. My best hope is that this just opens up the door for other spin-offs or even a movie like how the Force Awakens opened the door for Rogue One and The Mandolorian. I can only hope...

    • @hanzohattori4078
      @hanzohattori4078 10 місяців тому +5

      how did force awakens open the door for rogue one? the events were before FA

    • @pinheadlarry8923
      @pinheadlarry8923 10 місяців тому +22

      @@hanzohattori4078 in terms of the commercial success that made Disney dump more money into Star Wars, not the literal timeline

    • @warrio6
      @warrio6 10 місяців тому +16

      And it also opened doors that shouldn't be open. 8, 9, Book of Boba, Mando 3, Ashoka, Obi-wan, and many more to come. Sadly.

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm 10 місяців тому +6

      The Farce Awakens did nothing to set the table for Rouge 0, Revenge of the Sith did that ffs

    • @lareolanKFP
      @lareolanKFP 10 місяців тому +9

      It will never feel like Halo, because that would require humility to adapt the source material faithfully. Modern day hollyweird is so full of narcissists that it's absolutely impossible for them to fathom someone in the past could have possibly done a better job than they are doing today...

  • @kestrels-in-the-sky
    @kestrels-in-the-sky 10 місяців тому +8

    See they have two options A) make a shot by shot remake of the books which I would have preferred or B) do a slightly different but not super changed yet it’s a new story but with similar story beats
    But no they made something very different

    • @ForwardKinematics
      @ForwardKinematics 9 місяців тому +1

      You know a lot of the books are completely random and have conflicting lore, right?

  • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
    @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 10 місяців тому +82

    Everybody knows if Master Chief were to clap alien cheeks it could only be Arbiter's.

  • @soundingset9754
    @soundingset9754 10 місяців тому +101

    It’s like they give us a glimpse of a proper halo show and then beeline to their personal plot

    • @AJ-qg7bx
      @AJ-qg7bx 10 місяців тому +3

      Pretty much this. The first 3 episodes, much like the first season, has its moments when it feels like Halo. Then it does a bait and switch and gives us the Kwan show on Rubble. The pacing is way too uneven and spends way too much time on subplots that has nothing to do with Halo and will never tie in with the main story. Theres nothing of value with these other subplots at all. Horrible writing.

    • @Tiberious_Of_Elona
      @Tiberious_Of_Elona 10 місяців тому

      Episode 4 seemed like a proper fucking Halo Show to me

    • @johnclaudetaylor5224
      @johnclaudetaylor5224 10 місяців тому

      These marines look like idiots in this show. I’m no longer into it. Terrible costume design

    • @AJ-qg7bx
      @AJ-qg7bx 10 місяців тому

      @@Tiberious_Of_Elona Its closer to the Halo that we have wanted from day 1. But its getting high marks because it doesn't include the bullshit that nobody is asking for. Thats a pretty low bar IMO. But keep in mind, the Master Chief also doesn't wear his signature armor in the entire episode. So its still not the Halo we deserve.

    • @greattribulation1388
      @greattribulation1388 10 місяців тому

      This is called the bait and switch, just like the mandalorian is not about the mandalorian anymore, but about girl bosses. This same theme happens when shit writers take over.

  • @Hammer1987
    @Hammer1987 10 місяців тому +9

    Wait, didn't Master Chief die and get turned into a zombie meat puppet by Cortana in season 1? Did he just get better?

  • @nsgamingallen1308
    @nsgamingallen1308 10 місяців тому +127

    1st season should have been SGt Johnson on contact harvest. With the B plot each episode used to build up the Spartans, showing the perspective of the Insurrectionists and shit. Then at the finale for season one, John Chief himself shows up and the audience understands his power. Then we cut with harvest being invaded.

    • @1Loftwing1
      @1Loftwing1 10 місяців тому +7

      Real But the casual audience have no clue what any of the fuck that is so it’ll never get done because it has the pander to the masses

    • @Ariaelyne
      @Ariaelyne 10 місяців тому +36

      @@1Loftwing1 If anything a casual audience would have an easier time understanding and following 'regular human' Johnson in an alien invasion story then the Spartans.

    • @kielyarger5283
      @kielyarger5283 10 місяців тому +5

      @@1Loftwing1I feel like that's the real problem with this show, everyone has so many expectations that are unrealistic without costing way too much money. There are things you can get away with in a video game that you can't in a live action television series without spending Avengers level cash, which not all studios have access to.

    • @Blu3-Fir3
      @Blu3-Fir3 10 місяців тому +2

      This is a better plot than what Paramount did, that's for sure.

    • @LivelyGhost42
      @LivelyGhost42 10 місяців тому +5

      It’s sad because all they had to do was follow the books and add cool fluff. Make Master Chief more of a mystery, and make Sgt. Johnson the main character with Chips Dubbo. General audiences can very easily grasp a straightforward sci-fi war story. The budget could be an issue but mainly because they wouldn’t be able to launder so much money from it.

  • @theless-than-goodhunter7019
    @theless-than-goodhunter7019 10 місяців тому +186

    I felt an overwhelming sense of dread when you said that they could be building up to the fall of reach. I sure as hell can’t wait for them to try and “interpret” my favorite story in media.

    • @shockmazta3116
      @shockmazta3116 10 місяців тому +23

      FOR REAL. I swear to Christ if they bring in Noble Team and ruin them with shitty writting, it will be the end of the Halo tv show.

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 10 місяців тому +9

      Guess what
      They indeed are doing the fall of reach

    • @mechanicpluto2430
      @mechanicpluto2430 10 місяців тому +3

      @@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 The fall of the fall of Reach

    • @Kenny-xx7je
      @Kenny-xx7je 10 місяців тому +2

      Also it makes no sense cause reach takes place at the end of the war. And as far as the halo show is concerned, the war just started.

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Kenny-xx7je it's been happening in the background, it just did an poor job explaining that

  • @megamcee
    @megamcee 10 місяців тому +5

    They removed their swords because Makee told them to. The camera literally panned to the side to show Chief's pov and you could see the silhouette of Makee in the fog. It is later referenced in dialogue as well.

  • @MoistRolls
    @MoistRolls 10 місяців тому +34

    I really enjoyed the Halo Believe ad campaign. I really think a band of brothers type of show couldve been cool with just some random rag tag team of UNSC Soliders or ODST and it couldve been soldiers reminiscing about the past and telling an interviewer what happened and then the episode begins

  • @chosentoaster6626
    @chosentoaster6626 10 місяців тому +117

    Why would the elites need to hide in fog? They have camo!
    If they didn't want to animate them, they could've made them somewhat invisible.

    • @paihobbes8680
      @paihobbes8680 10 місяців тому +15

      Also UNSC radar cannot penetrate clouds....
      Also UNSC don't have night/thermal/motion detection vision.
      Stupidest writing...ever

    • @agentnukaz1715
      @agentnukaz1715 10 місяців тому +3

      Not all elites have camo, this is the least of our worries 😢

    • @thedoncjg6263
      @thedoncjg6263 10 місяців тому

      They literally use the camo….

    • @chosentoaster6626
      @chosentoaster6626 10 місяців тому +4

      @@thedoncjg6263 Clearly not enough if they needed the fog

    • @Quintonias
      @Quintonias 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@thedoncjg6263then fog isn't needed lmao

  • @tasonjodd5151
    @tasonjodd5151 10 місяців тому +106

    Theres actually a small detail about Chief and his struggle with emotions in Halo 4 i hope returns.
    If you notice, any time chief gets uncomfortable or the topic turns to emotions, he either fiddles with his gun, His equipment, or something he was trained in. He constantly tries to push his emotions aside to focus on the things he knows. War, weapons, tactics, because the unknown kinda does scare him. Chief feels fear, I bet a lot of it. If he didnt, he wouldnt be the bravest person like he is. He faces his fear in spite of it being so overwhelming. Thats bravery.

    • @xLionsxxSmithyx
      @xLionsxxSmithyx 10 місяців тому +22

      "Fear is good, true Bravery is pushing past the Fear to do what needs to be done"
      "Those without Fear will never know Bravery"

    • @FudgeOnMe
      @FudgeOnMe 10 місяців тому +3

      That’s pretty gay

  • @arcticridge
    @arcticridge 5 місяців тому +3

    (Willy Wonka Lady rides a guy and chokes him with the mic cord)
    Act Man: Yeah I think the acting has improved

  • @TheJzai
    @TheJzai 10 місяців тому +167

    I was so happy when they had the mission debrief in episode one and glossed over the fact that Madrigal got glassed. I was like YES the writers finally understood Kwan's plot was dumb, glassed her and her planet to oblivion and focus on the main plot. Then the god damn final scene came on ... SOB!

    • @snowcow1173
      @snowcow1173 10 місяців тому +2

      I watched it on an airplane and i was annoyed that she wanted to to back home and then going back home was a bad idea and she ended up failing in every way. Like it was all useless

    • @Groovy_Bruce
      @Groovy_Bruce 10 місяців тому +5

      Bringing on new writers helps but they are still stuck with a lot of decisions made prior to their hire. Story and contracts.

    • @MaMastoast
      @MaMastoast 10 місяців тому +3

      @@Groovy_Bruce I mean they didnt have to bring the character back.. Could've just had her die. Unless of course she is signed for several seasons

  • @pajoulrod
    @pajoulrod 10 місяців тому +79

    My first thought when he pulled out the Grapple:
    "I thought they didn't look at the games"

    • @andrewjazdzyk1215
      @andrewjazdzyk1215 10 місяців тому +17

      I mean, that was a completely different showrunner

    • @pajoulrod
      @pajoulrod 10 місяців тому +13

      @@andrewjazdzyk1215 Ah, thank you, I didn't know. I didn't follow this show very closely.

  • @ramshaka
    @ramshaka 10 місяців тому +144

    "Sucks big ass creme."
    Kinda sums it all up. Glad we got that phrase now, at the very least.

    • @HankHillBentOver
      @HankHillBentOver 10 місяців тому +11

      Sounds like it was made by AI

    • @iconoclast485
      @iconoclast485 10 місяців тому +1

      There will be memes on memes on memes off of that one for sure.

    • @1366Erik
      @1366Erik 10 місяців тому +4

      I thought she said Kareem, not Creme. Guess I'm wrong lol

    • @1366Erik
      @1366Erik 10 місяців тому

      Went back and rewatched it. She did say Suck Big Ass, Kareem.

    • @austinferris3773
      @austinferris3773 10 місяців тому +3

      The guy she was talking to his name is karim, she made it sound very close to cream

  • @aDitchy2
    @aDitchy2 10 місяців тому +5

    The Halo AR has a flashlight on it, Like there is no good reason for them not to use their flashlights, just a misunderstanding of source material.

  • @MoneyTrees2012
    @MoneyTrees2012 10 місяців тому +20

    Aren't Spartan 2s identities supposed to be classified for civilians? I may be wrong but it's just weird he's having dinner with a marine's family and they know who he is.

    • @bro918
      @bro918 8 місяців тому

      I dont think they knew who he was exactly, they just thought he worked with Perez (aka a marine like her)

    • @mtvjacknife816
      @mtvjacknife816 8 місяців тому

      Yes that is yet another reason why he never takes off his helmet infront of any civilians and never shows his face in the games. During the time that the series is intended to take place in no one outside of select units of the USNC, even knew spartans existed.

  • @kokosan09
    @kokosan09 10 місяців тому +99

    legit can't believe this got a 2nd season.

    • @fezii9043
      @fezii9043 10 місяців тому +12

      Apparently it was greenlit before season 1 even came out

    • @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem
      @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem 10 місяців тому +26

      ​@@fezii9043 You'd think business people would understand not to do that.

    • @HankHillspimphand
      @HankHillspimphand 10 місяців тому +4

      yea alot of shows now are given 2 seasons(short seasons so just a long season split up) so they "season 2 coming soon" making it seem more successful to keep interest and people saying "they gonna fix it in season 2". i can bet now that the wont be a season 3.

  • @masturcheef123
    @masturcheef123 10 місяців тому +26

    the fact that you called him Johnny Rings instead of Jimmy Rings is very troubling to me. I must now remove my helmet, complain to my superiors, and go to an AI strip club for therapy

    • @johnleeka3282
      @johnleeka3282 10 місяців тому

      Don’t forget you also have to clap some covenant spy’s cheeks

  • @jakev227
    @jakev227 10 місяців тому +5

    I think them showing so little of the Covenant is a GOOD thing atm! Saving up that budget for Covenant heavy CGI episodes of course

  • @Ytomany
    @Ytomany 10 місяців тому +130

    Honestly one of the coolest things to me always about halo is kinda how Spartans kinda consider their armor their faces especially Spartan 2s, 3s less so but still alittle bit, because they went through so much crap to earn that armor which is essentially their identity, which is why I don’t like 4s because they are basically just dudes in power suits who don’t care and take their helmets off all the damn time. I love the idea of telling a story without the protagonist having a face.

    • @Shinigami8143
      @Shinigami8143 10 місяців тому +10

      Mandalorian did that right

    • @Tmtrnr
      @Tmtrnr 10 місяців тому +4

      I just dont get why its such a big deal and ive been a halo fan since halo ce. I just dont get people's nitpicky obsession for chief to not be human when he is and even Bungie did a face reveal and he was an old white dude.

    • @vyviid
      @vyviid 10 місяців тому +1

      @@TmtrnrWhen did bungie do a face reveal?

    • @Ares_gaming_117
      @Ares_gaming_117 10 місяців тому +1

      Exactly. I've always just viewed master chief's face as his helmet as weird as that sounds

    • @Ytomany
      @Ytomany 10 місяців тому

      until they didnt..I wish they would make it just a mandalorian thing but unfortunately bo katan is now in charge and she leads the boring mandalorians that have no culture behind them or definable characteristics what so ever and just are humans in armor.@@Shinigami8143

  • @Hatch.productions
    @Hatch.productions 10 місяців тому +95

    So i actually do a bit of VFX myself (not at a big level) but one thing i do know is that if something isnt looking quite right in motion, the trick is to mask it with motion blur, and the fog is a tool to make the elites look more realistic and menacing. Sometimes thats the plan from the start, and sometimes its just because they dont have enough time to make it better

    • @iconoclast485
      @iconoclast485 10 місяців тому +5

      This is exactly what was going on in my head as well. I don't do VFX but I watch a lot of corridor crew on youtube and they explain a lot of what goes into VFX and this sounds like tricks of the trade that they explain a lot. The VFX team was probably strapped for time and they had to rely on the motion blur and post processing effects to hide imperfections.

    • @playboyj0hnny270
      @playboyj0hnny270 10 місяців тому +2

      You can tell there isnt real passion put into alot of this

    • @MaMastoast
      @MaMastoast 10 місяців тому +4

      @@playboyj0hnny270 Im Sure there is plenty of passion put into it. The main problem is the writing and overall focus. Too many characters and side plots.. The same level of effects with a tight focus on masterchief and silverr team being badass war heroes would've been great.

  • @bragsaint7824
    @bragsaint7824 10 місяців тому +48

    8:20 this part was written by besthesda
    Press A to talk
    A
    "Hello there demon"
    B
    "Goodbye"

  • @mins0r
    @mins0r 10 місяців тому +4

    One thing I noticed was that last fight for the artefact season1 was how that whole scene looked to anitmed/cgi compared to earlier episodes 😂

  • @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431
    @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431 10 місяців тому +19

    The halo show had sooo much potential.
    Theres so many ways it could go.
    They couldve had the first 2 episodes be the a shortened plot of Contact Harvest.
    Show johnson fighting Innies to establish the setting before the covenant, then take steps towards the "diplomatic" meeting with the covenant that failed spectatcularly.
    Show a condensed version of The Cole Protocol to show just how dedicated the spartans are to their mission and just how effective they are even in a small group. There's just so many ways they could've done this show, but they decided to go with a Johnny Sims look-a-like that would rather literally show his ass and cry than be more accurate to the charater we grew to love and admire.

  • @YaseenOmarMotala
    @YaseenOmarMotala 10 місяців тому +112

    Spartans , now represent PTSD emo soldiers. Instead of killing machines

    • @grindcoreninja6527
      @grindcoreninja6527 10 місяців тому +21

      I mean, you can do that, Emile wasn't all there and probably had some PTSD, and characters in the books like Buck deal with loss, that's not really the biggest issue here imo.

    • @RageAgainstTheDyingOfTheLight7
      @RageAgainstTheDyingOfTheLight7 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@grindcoreninja6527it seems there emo with less of the fun death machine element

    • @PSYMEDIC
      @PSYMEDIC 10 місяців тому +15

      I really hate that Paramount and 343 turn the Master Chief from a stoic killing machine, to an emotional sensitive crybaby.
      They don't even make it subtle, they make it clear that the entire focus is on his emotions and some b-line romance plot.

    • @cato_sicarius
      @cato_sicarius 10 місяців тому +4

      What NO ONE COMPALAINED ABOUT KRATOS BEING A DEATH MACHINE AND TURNING IN TO A NICE STOIC AND CHILL DUDE LIKE WHAT bro do you not want your main character to have character develpoment

    • @PSYMEDIC
      @PSYMEDIC 10 місяців тому +6

      @@cato_sicarius Literally almost every cutscene in th news games feels like an awkward movie romance, because they literally push this in every cutscene.
      I also fail to realize what Kratos has to do with this. Not every charackter has go throught the same cliche troupes of sToIc guY wItH bIg HeArT.

  • @nickromo5591
    @nickromo5591 10 місяців тому +29

    5:43 they couldn't even give the sniper rifle the correct sight. When will we get a good Halo TV show?

    • @InfernoChurch
      @InfernoChurch 10 місяців тому

      I was thinking that same thing. It's ridiculous

  • @GJ-mz7op
    @GJ-mz7op 10 місяців тому +2

    Oh you just wait for episode 4. Biggest battle in the entire show AND NO ONE IS WEARING THEIR SPARTAN SUITS

  • @GoB1996
    @GoB1996 10 місяців тому +19

    Honestly everything outside of Kwan and sozen being a space pirate was great. They just need to focus on stories around silver team and ONI & Halsey

    • @xLionsxxSmithyx
      @xLionsxxSmithyx 10 місяців тому

      I just said that too, anything outside of silver team, ONI and Halsey can be cut from the show.
      Kwan is boring, The Pirate Nonsense is irrelevant to the story.

  • @Immortalizz02
    @Immortalizz02 10 місяців тому +45

    A few corrections, Riz says "Suck big ass Karim" to Karim one of the Spartans on Cobalt not "cream", And the Marines brother at dinner was asking Chief his personal military Kill ratio but Chief didn't know what KD meant so the brother basically was like oh this video game term. It doesn't make the scenes any better but yeah

    • @xeno4665
      @xeno4665 10 місяців тому +4

      Lol too badd and too late, I heard what i heard lmao😂😂😂

    • @ItsMrAssholeToYou
      @ItsMrAssholeToYou 10 місяців тому

      Still jaw-droppingly stupid. The fact MC is there for him to ask automatically makes the second number zero.

    • @thecynicaloptimist1884
      @thecynicaloptimist1884 10 місяців тому +22

      No, he specifically said "what's your KDR?" so he wasn't asking him about his personal real-life kills. Asking what someone's "KDR" is in real-life would make no sense, since in real life you can obviously only die once.

    • @Immortalizz02
      @Immortalizz02 10 місяців тому +1

      @@thecynicaloptimist1884 You'd be surprised but the military actually does have KDRs its just not as its defined in video games as kills and deaths its much more complicated if I recall

  • @xfatoushe-6908
    @xfatoushe-6908 10 місяців тому +17

    The fact that cover poster for season 2 is chief without a fucking helmet should be reason enough not to watch it. Chiefs helmet or rather the Spartan 2 helmet is the single most iconic thing that Halo is known for. But they decide to throw that shit in the trash just because the actor wants his lil ego stroked and can’t act inside a helmet 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @themasterseye
      @themasterseye 10 місяців тому

      So iconic they built an entire collector series around a non wearable version of it :)

  • @antoineblackshire6173
    @antoineblackshire6173 9 місяців тому +3

    Does Hollywood ever do anything exactly how you see it in a game or book no if halo is screwed up then you can rest assured that anything else they bring to the screen is going to be jacked up so just enjoying what you can and move on.

  • @JC-Alan
    @JC-Alan 10 місяців тому +16

    There’s still hope for a Halo show that starts prior to the human covenant war and follows marines through boot camp, to fighting the insurrection, to Contact Harvest, and beyond. There could be some incredible moments with Spartans being appropriate Deus Ex Machinas that save the marines when they’re outmatched, it would focus on the dark, gritty side of the war that Reach only briefly showed.
    Halo’s one of those experiences that makes you proud to be a human.. being the ultimate killing machine on a side that is losing badly. The mix of bombastic action and somber overtones that amplify each loss. Then, the beautiful irony of the prophets’ persecution of their own gods while justifying it as religious cleansing. For humans to survive such incredible odds, then need to persist in a galaxy they’re set to inherit… there’s SO much potential there.
    343 just doesn’t get it man. These showrunners, they just *don’t* get it.

  • @Vaelin94
    @Vaelin94 10 місяців тому +84

    The elites leave without fighting at 8:20 because when the covenant decides theyre glassing a planet, they do it regardless of who is on the ground.

    • @iconoclast485
      @iconoclast485 10 місяців тому

      They stop because Mcgayyy is there and tells them to stop. You can make out her silhouette in that foggy ass fog right after the elites turn around.

    • @TheDeadlyefx
      @TheDeadlyefx 10 місяців тому +13

      Exactly. They got the general retreat order. Not everything has to be spelled out.

    • @HereticLoyalist
      @HereticLoyalist 10 місяців тому +20

      I dont believe a single Elite would have given up the opportunity to kill The Demon, regardless of what was about to happen.

    • @TheDeadlyefx
      @TheDeadlyefx 10 місяців тому +5

      @@HereticLoyalist I hear you. But not everyone is so willing to take a nuke to the face 🤷🏽‍♂️
      And before you flame, I readily admit I'm not a Halo player.

    • @HereticLoyalist
      @HereticLoyalist 10 місяців тому +20

      @TheDeadlyefx No worries, this aint really a Halo show ;)
      But also they're not human. They're a zealously religious, fanatical warrior based species who love battle glory above most things, faced with the opportunity to kill the Demon warrior who, over the past 25 years has singlehandedly killed more than 1000 of his Elite brothers in arms, who has become a legend in his own right even amongst their ranks, and even earned the respect of many of them, faced with the potential for eternal glory and fame for himself and his family name for all time? 9 out of 10 would most definitely take the chance to kill chief on the spot even if it risked being glassed along with the planet.

  • @serenity8839
    @serenity8839 10 місяців тому +75

    I love that this universe has chiefs armour, one of the most technologically baffling things, but the standard marine not using flashlights is beautiful.
    Also that shot of the covenant was executed cool, but nothing can beat the star wars trailer were all the Sith in the back of the ship from the old republic trailer like my god.

    • @claycash8959
      @claycash8959 10 місяців тому

      They put their swords away bc Perez is a fate worse than death

    • @claycash8959
      @claycash8959 10 місяців тому

      We see the covenant for 4 gd minutes at the end wtf the subplots are hot fucking garbage-written by an embecile who believes they are a creative genius

    • @SargentoDuke
      @SargentoDuke 10 місяців тому +2

      somewhat the MA assault rifles had integrated flashlight and on board computer with battery that recharges when shooting lol

    • @MaMastoast
      @MaMastoast 10 місяців тому +4

      Apparently they dont have cameras in chiefs nor the marine helmet though.. The main conflict of the human storyline is that noone believes Chief which makes absolutely no sense.
      The very first introduction of the Flood in Halo 1 is done through a helmet recording

    • @vyviid
      @vyviid 10 місяців тому +1

      @@MaMastoastHad this same thought, once again an example of, “they wrote a generic story and put a halo skin on top of it” with complete disregard for the source material.

  • @hunterallison3734
    @hunterallison3734 10 місяців тому +3

    God, we could've gotten an awesome show if they just followed the games. God damn. Imagine a cool casting for Keyes and Johnson. Good fights with the Covenent. Gruesome Body Horror With the Flood.

  • @franciscolaurean8550
    @franciscolaurean8550 10 місяців тому +85

    The bar set from s1 was so low demons in hell we're playing limbo with it😭

    • @AP-qs2zf
      @AP-qs2zf 10 місяців тому +1

      Man at least there was some action. Season 2 3 episodes is mindless dialogue with characters nobody cares abou.t

  • @JoshuaEFinley
    @JoshuaEFinley 10 місяців тому +17

    You know how short the battery life is on those marines' flashlights is. The batterys were recharging by the time we get to see them.

  • @nesrovlahsurvivalist8399
    @nesrovlahsurvivalist8399 10 місяців тому +14

    I do want to point out that the unsc knowing the covenant is on reach while not telling most others is actually something from the lore.
    They kept widespread knowledge of the covenant invasion a secret until they could launch an attack as seen in the level Tip of the Spear.

    • @xLionsxxSmithyx
      @xLionsxxSmithyx 10 місяців тому +2

      They Kept it from Civilians, the Information was Known amongst the Navy and Military.

  • @DampfGecko
    @DampfGecko 10 місяців тому +2

    "Nobody talks like a real person... except Master Chief"
    Did somebody get the stage directions switched while they were filming?

  • @MasonForge
    @MasonForge 10 місяців тому +51

    I really wish I had written the Halo TV show. I've read every book, played every game, and love the lore.

    • @UEiamjet
      @UEiamjet 10 місяців тому

      Sooo what would you do differently?

    • @UEiamjet
      @UEiamjet 10 місяців тому

      @@TheWordName I don’t remember asking you 😂

    • @Lukysao
      @Lukysao 10 місяців тому

      ​@@UEiamjetshut up

    • @Lukysao
      @Lukysao 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@TheWordName i think problem is they want to do anything but a halo show, and they only do halo because they have to.

    • @ZimmermanTelegram
      @ZimmermanTelegram 10 місяців тому

      Please no

  • @TurokRevolution
    @TurokRevolution 10 місяців тому +71

    I think Spartan Attack is a reference to Spartan Strike and Spartan Assault, since both of those games are simulations in universe.

    • @Neko16gram
      @Neko16gram 10 місяців тому +4

      I actually really liked that scene and chuckled with my brother, although it's probably because me and him could relate to the scene since the scene showed Hispanics and me and my brother are Puerto Rican and I understand that a bit of the dialogue was cheesy so I could see why act man didn't like it. But yeah I also immediately thought of that when they said it.

    • @LolK-ir1bd
      @LolK-ir1bd 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Neko16gramwhite people in the 1940s would've loved you

    • @Jake-vu9mu
      @Jake-vu9mu 10 місяців тому

      @@Neko16gram it's probably just because you have bad taste

    • @MaMastoast
      @MaMastoast 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Neko16gram The problem is that no gamer talks like that. You dont go "Hey whats your kill death ratio".... "What you dont play counter strike?".. There must be thousands of different games, why on earth would you start with that KDR question? Its just bad writing.
      Imagine someone randomly asking you "Hey, What's your favourite weapon?"... "What? You don't play Baldurs gate 3?".. nonsense

  • @chief1721
    @chief1721 10 місяців тому +49

    I think most of us could have done a better job writing the story by sticking to the scource material. Since story-writing for movies and shows is always a team effort, we could work with some experienced people, who could tell us where some cutting and reworking is neccessary to make it compatible with the runtime of a movie or a show episode. The Fall of Reach book alone in tv show form would be a dream come true.

    • @nocomment6421
      @nocomment6421 10 місяців тому +1

      But If we do that - at which Point to we piss on the source material?
      This is critical for game Adaptations. Thats what we learn in narcistic Art University.

  • @anubisfox5765
    @anubisfox5765 10 місяців тому +2

    What i would actually give for a proper just a retelling of the games and books halo show

  • @ChefandTheArbistor
    @ChefandTheArbistor 10 місяців тому +105

    The fog is a cool trick to save on resources and add mystery. It’s also more gritty, which we all wanted more from season 1.

    • @andrewjazdzyk1215
      @andrewjazdzyk1215 10 місяців тому +16

      Yeah, you can't want more fight scenes with elites and stuff but simultaneously complain that it isn't "bright enough" when that's exactly why season 1 looked so wonky

    • @weirdofromhalo
      @weirdofromhalo 10 місяців тому +16

      You can have a fight scene with fog but also know where everyone is. That's what landmarks are for. A bad fight scene is bad if you don't know where everyone is supposed to be and how they're getting ganked.

    • @mckinleyfisher-lynd3896
      @mckinleyfisher-lynd3896 10 місяців тому +12

      That fog is a crutch. Work on your set design so everything doesn't look like it was made from materials bought at hobby lobby, then you don't need as much fog. You should have a defined location that gives a viewer some sense of the space. The cinematography doesn't help either, not many shots have good composition, they just point the camera and film the action, doesn't feel like much thought is put into framing. For $10mil per episode you should be able to do a bit better.

    • @thecynicaloptimist1884
      @thecynicaloptimist1884 10 місяців тому +1

      @@andrewjazdzyk1215 You could just pay the VFX people properly and give them the time they need to make the scenes look good, instead of acting like our only choices are somehow foggy as shit or bright and bad.

    • @taquito347
      @taquito347 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@thecynicaloptimist1884 film is still a business. They have to make that money back. There is still only so many dollars to go around on any given project

  • @TheWeeWooMan
    @TheWeeWooMan 10 місяців тому +14

    I have a feeling that the only character that should unmask themselves in a Halo show should be Emile and the only time he should take off his helmet is his final moments with Noble 6 after he gets stabbed, the reason why I chose him is because there is concept art of his face before Reach was released and shows a glimpse of him without his helmet in comic.

  • @nercksrule
    @nercksrule 10 місяців тому +42

    Pablo almost sounded like Steve Downes when he said "The Covenant is on Reach."

  • @Snorey
    @Snorey 10 місяців тому +2

    There’s something really weird going on in the entertainment industry and I’m not sure why. How many adaptations of video games or novels have we got that completely stray from source material and try to become something different for no fucking reason. Who do they think halos main audience is? people who never played halo? They know what we want but they don’t do it for some reason. How obvious is it that sticking to source material would make the show insanely more popular and bring in more money. It just blows my fucking mind. And it’s not just Halo it’s literally every show. Rings of power, the Witcher, Star Wars, the list could go on. Someone please explain to me who these shows are being made for because I have no idea

    • @aidendunkley-wy2su
      @aidendunkley-wy2su 6 місяців тому

      we can get into the discussion of the matter, but to make it simple Most "studios" will never do a "copy and paste" like alot of people want for few reasons
      1) they think they know best. (political/personal views (or narcissistic) mind set gets pushed onto the "team". or hired "team" with same mind set.
      2) legal reasons ( if they come out and say/do we are making "blow by blow" of the halo books/games and make a change for either budget/timing constraints they cant be sued/used against them so they all use the same line "we are making alter timeline or something in the halo universe" trope. )
      3) heres big one (cash grab) 0 Fk's about fan base saw opportunity to make quick buck off the franchise.
      Honestly there my top 3 reasons of why Most of "entertainment industry" are like that.

  • @Nullbody2042
    @Nullbody2042 10 місяців тому +34

    14:37 i actually think this might be a reference to either Spartan assault or Spartan strike which are two top down shooter games within the halo series

    • @Keldonnation
      @Keldonnation 10 місяців тому +6

      I also think they said that our spartans in multiplayer are cannon spartans doing combat training, so maybe it is a reference to that?

  • @LoneWanderer479
    @LoneWanderer479 10 місяців тому +42

    They're afraid to show the Covenant for more than 5 seconds in daylight in the Halo show. My hopes of seeing anything like Arbiters story on the Covenant side is absolutely zero at this point if they are having this much CGI trouble

    • @mowtow90
      @mowtow90 10 місяців тому +3

      From the first episode you can see that the budget is slashed big time. The CGI is awufl compared to season 1. Considering that 2 showrunners left the show and they gave to an other guy who has not played Halo even 1 time and you can understand what is going on.

    • @halodisciple8459
      @halodisciple8459 10 місяців тому +1

      I think the elite leader MC sees in ep1 might be the Arbiter.

  • @chrisp7326
    @chrisp7326 10 місяців тому +7

    The problem is, I just don't feel like this is humanity's fight for survival. Everyone is just so chill and relaxed, as if there isn't a war going on with humanity's survival on the line. Yeah we had marines and ODSTs chill and be goofballs in games but those felt like soldiers just trying to relieve stress and stay positive in a losing war. Here it feels like the Covenant is just a minor inconvenience and everyone's just going on their daily lives
    It's like the showrunners don't know how to write a galactic sized conflict with entire race's survival on the line

  • @balrojmusic
    @balrojmusic 10 місяців тому +3

    Last episode 2x04 was better than the entire 1st season, I just hope to see the chief in the suit more.

  • @otaxCarbon
    @otaxCarbon 10 місяців тому +22

    4:30 was perfect "do you know how expensive this gear is son?"
    "...no."

    • @Slireon327
      @Slireon327 10 місяців тому

      that one got a good laugh outta me

  • @DangerVille
    @DangerVille 10 місяців тому +25

    10:02 yes that’s the point… they’re just now leaning about how to curse and they don’t quite understand it yet, like children getting a grasp on the world. They even say it’s a bad line.

    • @ThatOneAudioTeam
      @ThatOneAudioTeam 10 місяців тому

      Hmmm, makes sense to me.

    • @Mildly_Dead
      @Mildly_Dead 10 місяців тому +5

      Bullshit i dare you to find a single drill instructor that doesn't curse, these kids should know curses we've never dreamed of.