Revisiting The WORST Halo Campaign - Halo 5: Guardians

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  • @TheActMan
    @TheActMan  Рік тому +3685

    True Suffering: The Video

    • @seanandrews5329
      @seanandrews5329 Рік тому +12

      Hi

    • @Capricorn1058
      @Capricorn1058 Рік тому +20

      I hope your sanity is going well since you play halo 5 guardians and review it as well.

    • @General_Cap
      @General_Cap Рік тому +14

      Halo 5: Discount Spartan Edition

    • @stinkranger
      @stinkranger Рік тому +8

      Halo 5, more like Halo not very good

    • @db_524
      @db_524 Рік тому +3

      ♥️🙏

  • @Kai-vo5zq
    @Kai-vo5zq Рік тому +4518

    One of my favorite moments in Halo 5 was when Chief said "Focus Fire" when several Wardens spawned in, Blue Team then proceeded to shoot at separate Wardens completely disregarding Chiefs order. lol

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 Рік тому +761

      I also liked how they all had the ability to fly around, hover in the air, ground pound, etc yet they all just stood there like jackasses waiting to be overwhelmed by a bunch of enemies slowly walking towards them

    • @bbsonjohn
      @bbsonjohn Рік тому +1

      Blue team consists of untrained amateurs.

    • @TheActMan
      @TheActMan  Рік тому +921

      easily one of my favorite parts too

    • @nigeltheoutlaw
      @nigeltheoutlaw Рік тому +302

      Proof that characters are only as smart as the writers.

    • @roketv2
      @roketv2 Рік тому +46

      @@nigeltheoutlaw OOF

  • @dieselpatches
    @dieselpatches Рік тому +6284

    It’s still a bloated mess that requires homework to understand the game’s mediocre story.

  • @Nes_Cartridge
    @Nes_Cartridge Рік тому +819

    As someone who was actually really excited to see where they took that Spartan Ops cliffhanger, I love how they just went "Oh yeah, none of that matters now" in the very first mission lmao

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Рік тому +29

      Well, Spartan Ops didn't really matter in the first place.

    • @kalui96
      @kalui96 Рік тому +58

      @@Marinealver that sucks, I liked to think I was a Spartan that did something like Reach lol

    • @alexschneider8494
      @alexschneider8494 Рік тому +69

      Not only was it a Spartan Ops storyline, but they had even done books cover Jul Mdama’s storyline only to kill him off instantly in a cutscene🤦🏼‍♂️😂

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 Рік тому +30

      @@alexschneider8494 Not only that but after the realization they fucked up with that 343i backtracked and had Jul's son from the books swear to take down the humans and that was like 7 years ago at this point and we have yet to hear from him again.

    • @toconnell88
      @toconnell88 Рік тому +10

      ​@JJAB91 This is the first I've heard of this but I'm not remotely surprised.

  • @EnkelMiami
    @EnkelMiami Рік тому +1313

    In a world where supersoldiers can wear a suit of armor that allows them to fall into the planet from orbit and survive, nobody was able to 3D print a prosthetic arm.

    • @nightbandit1260
      @nightbandit1260 Рік тому +280

      There's even robotic arms too lmao. Kat from reach is the most famous example

    • @ericdavidson9974
      @ericdavidson9974 Рік тому +103

      I think Halsey was just too busy trying to stop Cortana that she didn’t have time to undergo the procedure to get a prosthetic arm

    • @mettawatkutaninwat5411
      @mettawatkutaninwat5411 Рік тому +1

      ⁠@@ericdavidson9974Or how I like to think, Halsey is too broke to get a proper prosthetic lol.

    • @JesusProtects
      @JesusProtects Рік тому +32

      That cutscene ruined the immersion. So chief can survive falling from orbit but dies if he falls 20 feet while you are controlling him. Nonsense.

    • @void-master9077
      @void-master9077 Рік тому +12

      @@JesusProtectsit’s more appropriate to think about the fact he can fall from orbit, but dies as soon as he jumps into a pool.

  • @BlazedBacon627
    @BlazedBacon627 Рік тому +1100

    my favorite scene was buck asking locke "what do you think that was about?" and locke just continues brainlessly staring straight ahead

    • @Abrasive-Heat
      @Abrasive-Heat Рік тому +113

      The game is basically cotton eye joe on repeat until the end.

    • @chillpengeru
      @chillpengeru Рік тому +4

      Lmao

    • @derekteter982
      @derekteter982 Рік тому +40

      It's like they weren't even in the same room when they mo-capped that scene.

    • @TRG_R17
      @TRG_R17 Рік тому +2

      Man didn't care

    • @TRG_R17
      @TRG_R17 Рік тому

      Reply 5

  • @MrGanjie
    @MrGanjie Рік тому +1240

    I'll never forget the absolute betrayal of Hunt the truth having *nothing* to do with this story. Felt like they showed me food, I ate and turns out I was dehydrated all along.

    • @pablo4yu
      @pablo4yu Рік тому +75

      I listened to the audiobooks RELIGIOUSLY THEY WERE SO GOOD WTF IS HALO 5?? Dont get me wrong i love the game…as a spinoff…

    • @GustavoTiavo
      @GustavoTiavo Рік тому +26

      Yeah Hunt the Truth was so good too

    • @bigdoggo5827
      @bigdoggo5827 Рік тому +23

      Yeah the audio logs were so good. I was absolutely done with halo when I realized it has nothing to do with it

    • @MrGanjie
      @MrGanjie Рік тому +38

      Hunt the truth had me on edge every week and then they didn't even do the whole "Chief is completely off the rails in the eyes of the people! He's a terrorist!"
      It was just "Chief is doing his own thing to save us" Basically like in halo 4 but with Locke as the person to go get him

    • @GustavoTiavo
      @GustavoTiavo Рік тому +6

      @@MrGanjie Would be fun if we actually had to go against ONI in the games

  • @Indigoooo
    @Indigoooo Рік тому +1160

    playing this as a kid, I thought maybe I was just too dumb to understand the story. Turns out it was the story the whole time

    • @jamesdaviesanswers8751
      @jamesdaviesanswers8751 Рік тому +141

      Yeah you didn’t read the 4 book, 17 comics, and 47 videos needed to understand

    • @cullenkerr6556
      @cullenkerr6556 Рік тому +203

      The fact that halo 5 is your childhood halo memory is a tragedy

    • @victorraymond3420
      @victorraymond3420 Рік тому +38

      As a kid??? Dude you're still a kid if you're saying that

    • @ijn4438
      @ijn4438 Рік тому +23

      The story's even worse if you did do some extended research. Hunt the Truth hurt me so bad when Halo 5 had nothing to do it.

    • @victorraymond3420
      @victorraymond3420 Рік тому +12

      @zeldaplayer6799 I was a kid when I was playing halo 1. So if 13 or 14 is a kid and not a teen sure.

  • @TheGoldNShadow
    @TheGoldNShadow Рік тому +257

    Chief: “I had a vision. I saw Cortana.”
    Fred: “Source?”
    Chief: “Trust me bro.”

  • @ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ
    @ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ Рік тому +381

    I feel really bad for Jen Taylor because of all the weird and bad dialogue they made her say, and for all the other voice actors for that matter

    • @moderndemon84
      @moderndemon84 Рік тому +52

      At least they got paid.

    • @LG1ikLx
      @LG1ikLx Рік тому +24

      The game seems like 10 different stories all mashed together.
      It's the only way I can think of so many parts just being completely unexplained and making no sense. They probably did make sense with the other parts that would be included with it.
      Just a guess thou. Either that or just just wanted to throw in stuff that sounded cool to them 😂

    • @Miller_Time
      @Miller_Time Рік тому +30

      ​@@moderndemon84 and that's what's wrong with Halo now. "At LeAsT tHey GoT pAiD" the game has zero longevity. Halo 1-3 are so good people still play them to this day and enjoy them. It's bad for their legacy to have terrible voice lines.

    • @limonbattery
      @limonbattery Рік тому +27

      @@Miller_Time Halo 2 remains so damn quotable anyone can play along with the transcript up to like the start of Cairo Station and even into Outskirts. Not to mention a bunch of isolated conversations later in the game. Halo 3 isn't quite there but it has its moments like Shipmaster's short "3:1" exchange.
      Meanwhile what the hell did 343's games have that was close to as good? People only remember Chief's "being a machine" line in 4 because it's the last one, not because it actually resonated with anything. Del Rio losing his shit was also memorable but for the completely wrong reasons. Halo 5 has a couple lines that are remembered more because they're even worse than the rest.

    • @pearsemolloy9656
      @pearsemolloy9656 Рік тому +9

      It’s a testament to how good of a VA she is that she still somehow killed it with the delivery despite the terrible lines. If only she had better material to work with like in the original games.

  • @BronnyBoii
    @BronnyBoii Рік тому +1052

    I stood by watching the stream for the first few hours, but guardians is so unbearable I couldn’t stay for long, thank you act man for going through this painful journey for us 🫡

    • @hcook1023
      @hcook1023 Рік тому +27

      The three missions as Master Chief are better than all the rest of Lockes combined

    • @Shocknfunk
      @Shocknfunk Рік тому +6

      @@Maci64 multiplayer lost me quick. The best mode had a form of pay to win with those horrific REQ packs and any of the other modes used maps that looked like some Paintball field.

    • @6feet1deep
      @6feet1deep Рік тому +2

      @@Maci64 Spoken like somebody who never played halo 3 or halo reach

    • @LumpKingDLO
      @LumpKingDLO Рік тому +6

      @@6feet1deep you can enjoy both halo 3 and halo 5s gameplay, they both have their own charm, I did liek 5s more accessibility to movement and 3 is just awesome with dual wielding and bubble shielding.

    • @nick33ee
      @nick33ee Рік тому +13

      @@6feet1deep i guess people cant have opinions.

  • @r.daneel.90
    @r.daneel.90 Рік тому +296

    Everything points to the fact that they made the gameplay, levels and environments. And then someone said "Oh shit, we forgot the script"

  • @unwarranteddesign806
    @unwarranteddesign806 Рік тому +273

    The thing that drove me nuts about starting the campaigns in both Guardians and Infinite is that 343i expected you to consume all Halo non-game content (and even Halo Wars 2 in Infinite's case) in order to understand what is happening at the beginning of those games. I remember starting Infinite and being confused to hell as to who the Banished and Atriox were as I don't play RTS games and thus didn't play Halo Wars 2.

    • @Dajudge06
      @Dajudge06 Рік тому +16

      Im right along there with you, I think I beat Infinite before finding out that yes, I had indeed missed a game and I wasnt actually going nuts or totally blanking out a game that I had definitely played, that being all entries in the mainline series. Only played a tiny portion of Halo Wars, never touched 2 at all. Still have no idea who the bad guys are though xD

    • @phanto6599
      @phanto6599 Рік тому +27

      @@Dajudge06I prefer the banished because at least then they are beating the corpse of the awful-excuse storm covenant. I never ever found out what the storm covenant wanted but I do know that the banished basically want a home and revenge.

    • @VonSnuggles1412
      @VonSnuggles1412 Рік тому +11

      I wasn't a huge fan of the halo games, but i played 1-3 (and years later through the mcc, halo 4) and they were really easy to follow when drawing a straight line.
      From 3-4 I was a little bit confused but I was able to make connections. After i beat 4, I jumped into 5 and just thought "what the hell is going on, I understand none of this" and then repeat that for infinite.
      The existence of outside lore is cool, and should be a thing for something like halo, but if you're someone who doesn't follow all those things, or doesn't play RTSs it really messes stuff up.
      343s biggest mistake to me isn't anything multiplayer related, it's the fact that they manage to make a story so hard for a casual fan to follow because of those things.
      Sometimes the best thing to do for a narrative is making a simple straight line for the main story you want to tell, and have less important things branch out and expand to extra media.

    • @Dan-qy6zv
      @Dan-qy6zv Рік тому +12

      To be fair, unlike Halo 5, which you had to basically go down a rabbit hole to read, watch, and listen, to separate pieces of media to simply understand Halo 5, you only need to play Halo Wars 2 for Halo: Infinite. Even then, just watching the cutscenes is enough to understand them.

    • @kirin8735
      @kirin8735 Рік тому +1

      @@phanto6599storm covenant didn’t give up their beliefs after the human covenant war ended. The elite that Locke kills at the beginning of 5 is the leader of the storm covenant from 4

  • @link2dpast
    @link2dpast Рік тому +152

    I don't think I can ever forgive 343 for what they did to Cortana. They took one of the best A.I companions in gaming history and turned her into the most generic world dominating A.I archetype that has been done to death. If all they could come up with was to turn her into Ultron, they should have just left her the hell alone.

    • @limonbattery
      @limonbattery Рік тому +28

      Brian Reed was fired pretty fast after Halo 5 dropped, but at that point the damage had been done. I stopped caring about Halo's story after that trainwreck because it just isn't salvageable after such fanfiction levels of hack writing. Infinite was proof of that.

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 Рік тому +22

      It’ll piss you off even more to know that 343 retconned what rampancy even was, in Bungie’s Halo lore and even in Bungie’s previous FPS franchise Marathon, Rampancy was part of an AI’s path to true sentience.

    • @Yodalemos
      @Yodalemos Рік тому +6

      @@Slender_Man_186 I always assumed Cortana was already sentient, which is why she was so important in the previous games, including Reach.

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 Рік тому +17

      @@Yodalemos not quite, the UNSC has two separate classes of AI, there are “dumb AI” like Vergil from ODST or Auntie Dot from Reach, who are relatively basic and carry out menial functions, and then “Smart AI” like Cortana who are made from brain scans of humans and come far closer to mimicking humans. While Cortana is easily humanity’s most advanced AI, she doesn’t actually have complete free will, ever notice how she’s always willing to sacrifice herself and Chief at a moment’s notice? This is why in Halo 3’s Mendicant Bias terminals, the Gravemind emphasizes how Mendicant has been given a *choice* in how he can handle the Flood.

    • @hustler666100
      @hustler666100 Рік тому +4

      @@Slender_Man_186 sentient and free will isn't the same thing and neither means you can't sacrifice yourself

  • @brodieyake7735
    @brodieyake7735 Рік тому +939

    It blows my mind that we go from the ending of Halo 4 with Cortana dead and Chief alone to the beginning of Halo 5 with Cortana alive and Chief commanding a team of Spartans *WITH NO EXPLANATION WHATSOEVER* . It's literally the most cataclysmic 180 degree narrative flip from the ending of Halo 4 to the beginning of Halo 5 that anyone could have imagined.

    • @4T3hM4kr0n
      @4T3hM4kr0n Рік тому +119

      343 was expecting you to have read the comic books and novels.

    • @MHAAAAANZ
      @MHAAAAANZ Рік тому +61

      And then Infinite 😂

    • @baelm
      @baelm Рік тому +9

      Blue Team is old news if you read the books at least.

    • @joealese
      @joealese Рік тому +110

      ​@@baelm i didn't even know until this moment that they made books. the books should absolutely not introduce massive storyline changes outside of the main form of the storytelling device

    • @4T3hM4kr0n
      @4T3hM4kr0n Рік тому +11

      @@joealese the books have been around since bungie's time with halo.

  • @stankyo
    @stankyo Рік тому +394

    Unfortunately, "we didn't do anything and nothing happened" is also how I felt with Infinite.

    • @Borgyboy09
      @Borgyboy09 Рік тому +98

      The baffling amount of praise for Infinite’s campaign really is just a testament to how bad 5 was. Community was so desperate for a good halo that even bland mediocrity seemed like a masterpiece in comparison to the utter horse shit that came before it.

    • @advait35
      @advait35 Рік тому +30

      @@Borgyboy09 Yeah lol I felt like the bad guy for feeling that Halo Infinite's campaign/story feels unfulfilling.
      And what I absolutely hate is when you have filler 'redirect' kinda missions, like 'oh we were supposed to go through this door to progress the story but its locked instead go to this tower 2km away and fight more enemy troops to unlock the door so we can add 1hr more to this campaign's length', they use this trope too much.
      It's like having a drink with only half the glass' worth of liquid but it feels like full cuz of the ice.
      I honestly feel like the story should've had more. I didn't feel that with Halo 1 through 4, 5 onwards just sucked.

    • @stankyo
      @stankyo Рік тому +26

      @@AndyTolly123 Which is the root of the problem with 343's entire trilogy. They never saw anything through, each game was a reset from the last.

    • @vault_dwelIer
      @vault_dwelIer Рік тому +5

      I've heard it described as an epilogue to a story that already happened that we didn't get to see. Wouldn't know personally, as I decided to stop supporting 343 after 5, but that's how it was described to me.

    • @japz321
      @japz321 Рік тому +7

      ​@@stankyo infinite had the chance to take it the decent plot points from the other games (halo wars 2) and connect it with the "main story" and make it something that ties things altogether but alas instead of making it a chief vs atriox story, it turned into a cliffhanger "an ancient evil has awoken" plot with a new faction (the endless) as the big bad

  • @Onesadcatto
    @Onesadcatto Рік тому +513

    I'll never forget fighting the last Warden with all those turrets while the AI does nothing to help while on Legendary difficulty
    After nearly 2 hours of pain, I beat him
    *Then I got crushed by the stairs and had to do the whole fight over*

    • @atomcat4706
      @atomcat4706 Рік тому +39

      Bruh. I would've disconnected my Xbox if that happened to me lol

    • @Boltscrap
      @Boltscrap Рік тому +32

      The stairs will kill atriox at the beginning of Halo 7, setting them up as the next villain.

    • @theshanamaster
      @theshanamaster Рік тому +3

      the part where you get Hasley from the elites? that was SUPPOSED to be a HIGHLY SKILLED elite, that just got tossed like a tiny chip bag from a 5 year old into a chimp enclosure.

    • @Xeno_TV_37
      @Xeno_TV_37 Рік тому +3

      sad thing is you can actually skip that actual fight using the grav cannon and ground pounding lol

    • @A1legged0strich
      @A1legged0strich Рік тому

      I skipped him lol

  • @elihoy5977
    @elihoy5977 Рік тому +324

    Act man H5's videos were the first videos of his I have ever seen. Its great to see how much his channel has grown!

  • @krypto051
    @krypto051 Рік тому +302

    It may be bad, but the worst thing is that they completely dropped the ball in Infinite. 5 was setting up a conflict, but resolving it offscreen is just cheap. 4-5-6 are so different from each other we can't really call it a trilogy at all.

    • @dasolemnvizitah4473
      @dasolemnvizitah4473 Рік тому +29

      This needs to be pinned

    • @highviewarts
      @highviewarts Рік тому +33

      But literally no one wanted to see that conflict. Everyone hated the created conflicted, hated Cortana being brought back as a villain, and hated for 2 games in a row fighting promethean enemies. They hated that there were too many characters to follow. So I don’t get why people got mad at 343 for pivoting on a lot of the story. People didn’t want to see where the story was going after halo 5

    • @dasolemnvizitah4473
      @dasolemnvizitah4473 Рік тому +52

      @@highviewarts Good point, but now I feel like my time has been wasted and the story still sucks anyway

    • @PrinceMuma
      @PrinceMuma Рік тому +25

      @@highviewarts I feel like infinite was just an attempt to "retcon" (more like put behind) a lot of the plot points of the reclaimer saga to start fresh. the problem is that 343i failed to resolve most of it and instead just put everything on hold to likely be explained through books or terminals. They should stop going forward with the story and focus on making everything up to now add up.

    • @albal156
      @albal156 Рік тому +3

      Nah they needed to resolve it in Halo 5. Infinite didn't that cursed storyline.

  • @euphoria6975
    @euphoria6975 Рік тому +266

    I really wish we could’ve gotten the story that was advertised, I still would’ve loved to see the Guardians as a true threat and the chief going truly awol

    • @jamestomato1744
      @jamestomato1744 Рік тому +23

      I had this thought, that you could play as either Locke or Chief, and depending on which story you pick to play as - your final boss or one of the bosses would be the other. So as Locke you gotta fight Chief, and as Chief you gotta fight Locke.
      Edit: adding onto this, how freaking cool would it be to have to fight THE Master Chief after playing as the veritable badass all this time?

  • @EpilepticBob
    @EpilepticBob Рік тому +111

    So brutal. I played it, and every moment, I was just thinking about Halo 2 and Halo 3’s campaign. So I replayed both of them, and Halo 1 and ODST. All such great games, and memories, but made me miss Bungie a lot when playing them

    • @JesusProtects
      @JesusProtects Рік тому

      PC? Or did you have to take the dust off ye olde og black Xbox?

    • @AngelusKnight-r6z
      @AngelusKnight-r6z Рік тому +4

      ​@@JesusProtectsMaster Chief collection in Xbox One/Series is an option 😂. You don't need an OG Xbox or the 360

    • @feralOx
      @feralOx 11 місяців тому

      Halo 5 (solo on legendary) is as good as Halo 2 and 3... simple as that. Without commanding your team efficiently and effectively you wouldn't beat it. THAT is why Halo 5 campaign was great. It took more than bullets and beatdowns.... Halo 5 had the best 'literal' gameplay/physics. Best and most diverse weapons, vehicles, and enemies. The list goes on. Halo 5 was designed beautifully for BEING PLAYED and Bungie Halo was for Lore and free time.

    • @mayneiscool
      @mayneiscool 9 місяців тому +1

      @@feralOxObjectively incorrect opinion

    • @mayneiscool
      @mayneiscool 9 місяців тому

      @@feralOxFound the 343 dev

  • @reddoorstudios7103
    @reddoorstudios7103 Рік тому +694

    The focus fire part is so realistic because if he didn’t specify who to focus on then everyone would be spraying 😂

    • @falcongamingproductions9938
      @falcongamingproductions9938 Рік тому +69

      On one hand, yeah chief definitely should’ve specified which one, but on the other, they’re supposed to be some of the most elite Spartans in the world, I’d expect that they would be able to figure it out

    • @yeye1082
      @yeye1082 Рік тому +7

      I mean they are elite soldiers. Talking guns is often better than verbal communication, especially if your trying to describe which of the identical targets to shoot.

    • @stevenborg102
      @stevenborg102 Рік тому +11

      i would have assumed he meant the target the one directly in front of him lol

    • @limonbattery
      @limonbattery Рік тому +32

      @@falcongamingproductions9938 The IIs in the books were so in tune they often didn't even need to speak to coordinate, it was all subtle body language that neither marines nor covies could keep up with. So this is just more bad choreography.

    • @GTEmeraldRepublic
      @GTEmeraldRepublic Рік тому +1

      Honestly liked it better then halo 4. Hot take

  • @JCDenton205
    @JCDenton205 Рік тому +504

    still has a better story than the tv show

    • @caczech
      @caczech Рік тому +109

      ... Low bar to clear... but yeah. So many ideas not followed up in this campaign on though.

    • @wizzenberry
      @wizzenberry Рік тому +25

      Ahaha yeah man they are both so bad

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 Рік тому +39

      Sometimes I forget the show exists lol

    • @paolopesare3566
      @paolopesare3566 Рік тому +46

      The TV show is something that deserves to be forgotten

    • @lavish263team5
      @lavish263team5 Рік тому +14

      the TV show was so bad that I wasn't even aware of it's existance

  • @coltforceplayer
    @coltforceplayer Рік тому +64

    I think that the reason not a lot of people like the intro cutscene is because that Halo was always about the struggle of Humanity's survival against an alien empire way ahead of them in technology, it wasn't really about the Spartans kicking ass in the middle of a war, much so as the Spartans protecting humanity in any way possible

    • @vergil9981
      @vergil9981 Рік тому +4

      to be honest they are called "deamons" for a reason , 1 spartan can turn the tide of an entire planetary battle, the deal was .... there were not that many , and the ones that were sometimes had to actually deal with fk impossible missions like infiltritating a whole armada to recover something , go lone wolf against an entire planet etc , so basically suicidal missions they achived their goals but some times with their own life, also spartans dint have shields for like 80% of the human-war covenant and the plasma weapons could literally oneshot them is not like in the games when you can face tank even on heroic
      you really think that 150 spartans assuming all of them were operative would protect thousands of planets , the spartans basically stall the war long enough for anything else to happen

    • @Mwright4444
      @Mwright4444 Рік тому +7

      ​@@vergil9981 Demons* and yes Spartans were impressive, but for every Spartan like Chief, there is 10 who would die if put into the same battles Chief was in. Chief isn't the only massively skilled Spartan, all of the 2's were like him to a degree, but he was ridiculously lucky. Looking at Noble 6 being a 3, was the only other Spartan to ever be labeled as "Hyper Lethal".
      But look at what happened to 6, hell all of Noble team got killed on Reach, minus Jun, they got the forerunner data to the Autumn, yes, but the planet still got glassed, and all of them still died.
      They aren't invincible and they die plenty. And tbh the cannon is confusing in what Spartans can and cannot do sometimes, so a definitive list of feats that encompasses every last Spartan is very hard to make.
      Most of the reason the UNSC is so effective is despite our MASSIVE technological disadvantage is because we have more numbers per conflict usually, and that allows us to triumph. Reach is a great example of when that isn't a factor how poorly we actually fair against the covenant.
      Also, face tanking on heroic? Maybe in CE, you legit can't do that consistently at all lol, but maybe in certain circumstances, sure.

  • @onyx_risen6843
    @onyx_risen6843 Рік тому +239

    Halo 5 feels like the story is happening somewhere else and you’re constantly trying to catch up to it with how so much dialogue goes on during gameplay

    • @GORILLA_PIMP
      @GORILLA_PIMP 11 місяців тому

      🤣🤣

    • @arbiter1243
      @arbiter1243 10 місяців тому +8

      and in Halo Infinite the story already happened before the game starts, so it's why it feels like you are just walking outbound in an underdesigned area 😂

    • @bigroaststyrone8135
      @bigroaststyrone8135 10 місяців тому +4

      ⁠@@arbiter1243 halo 5 you’re trying to catch up to the story, halo infinite you’re wandering around after the story

    • @nickthepick8043
      @nickthepick8043 Місяць тому

      I'd argue it sounds like playing a game that somehow feels the opposite vibe of that one guy you know who skips everything then asks what the hell is going on.

  • @aaronskuse2207
    @aaronskuse2207 Рік тому +233

    The best kind of stories are self contained; where prior knowledge is optional and can enhance what’s there, but ultimately isn’t required to understand what’s currently happening.

    • @danielgiovanniello7217
      @danielgiovanniello7217 Рік тому +47

      I wouldn't say that's _always_ true. The original Halo trilogy's story built onto itself with each entry. But that was the point: it was a well-rounded trilogy of games. Same goes for the Mass Effect Trilogy or the original Star Wars trilogy.

    • @ItsAlpacaMan
      @ItsAlpacaMan Рік тому +1

      True that

    • @ultraranger1286
      @ultraranger1286 Рік тому +1

      Reminds me of that video of a guy coming home covered in muds with 3 equally muddy dogs. Not a word was needed to be said to understand what happened.

    • @jamesdaviesanswers8751
      @jamesdaviesanswers8751 Рік тому +9

      @@danielgiovanniello7217 yes it is. Halo 5s story is literally incomprehensible if you did not read any of the supplementary material outside of halo 4. That is ridiculous.

    • @PackHunter117
      @PackHunter117 Рік тому

      @@jamesdaviesanswers8751 Spartan Ops was in Halo 4 and explains Jul Mdama and why she lost her arm. And a few other things

  • @TacoFusion
    @TacoFusion Рік тому +146

    As someone who played the Halo franchise recently for the first time. This game was probably the most frustrating thing out of all the Halo campaigns. The two main problems were they literally don't give you any exposition on how you get from 4 to 5 like my brother (who I was playing with) was explaining about all this stuff to me about how this and that happened in some book which led to something else happening somewhere else it was so confusing. The other thing was the amount of missed potential the game has like they had so many cool ideas with this game and they just do nothing with it. I thought about bringing the Arbitor back to finish off the covenant was an amazing idea but they literally do nothing with it and it was only really used as a device to move the story from point A to Point B which I found very disappointing.

    • @TheShadowFox1
      @TheShadowFox1 Рік тому +16

      And chief and arby don't even interact at all! Wtf

    • @Nick-hm9rh
      @Nick-hm9rh Рік тому

      The entire jump from 4 to 5 is explained in the spartan ops missions in halo 4. In that halsey gets captured and her arm cut off by the al dama dude. 5 is directly after the spartan ops missions

    • @EastlakeRasta7
      @EastlakeRasta7 Рік тому

      ​@@Nick-hm9rh yet a vast majority of Halo players didn't even touch Spartan Ops 🤦🏾😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @RichMalishefski
    @RichMalishefski Рік тому +38

    Imagine if Chief and Locks team were working toward the same goal of figuring out why cortana was working with the prometheans. Chiefs team would continue their story going after cortana specifically. And Locks team, instead of chasing chief, would try to piece it together by figuring wtf is this threat they are fighting. And Chief and Locks stories would build off of eachother because while chief is piecing together the puzzle, Lock is giving him the pieces to do so. Very broad rewrite but it could be interesting. Also it would set up a proper third installment in the trilogy. Maybe in the third game, have a mission or two where Lock goes after chief for going too far or something, but ultimately reunite to fight the greater foe.

    • @RebelRouser91
      @RebelRouser91 8 місяців тому +1

      I like this ides alot. Too bad the damage is done

  • @justinnyugen7015
    @justinnyugen7015 Рік тому +172

    Blue Team's introduction was soooo well crafted🙄
    "Oh hey old friends who were absent for all of the trilogy's major events. How was life off screen in the books that everyone totally read? Good? Great! Now join my squad and spout nothing but exposition at me."
    The game's plot shouldn't exist either, if not for contrivances:
    - Locke's team pursuing Chief. Why? Chief is AWOL
    - Why is Chief AWOL? Because Cortana (who we saw die) is miraculously back and now evil.
    - Why is Cortana evil? To protect organics from themselves by copying the Catalyst's plot from ME3 (complete with giant Reapers aka Guardians). As if we didn't see her already go coo coo enough in Halo 3 with the hallucinations and Halo 4 with her freak outs, both times resolved only to be dug up again.

    • @derekteter982
      @derekteter982 Рік тому +1

      H5 made me realize Blue Team would serve the story better if they were all dead. They suffer from Captain Marvel syndrome. Where tf were you? What the fuck could possibly be more important than stopping the extinction of all life in the galaxy? After Spartan Ops I think chief should have been paired with a group of Spartan IVs that think he's a gigaboomer, and chief thinks they're a bunch of whiny cunts, but they all still have a lot they could learn from each other, especially since Spartan IVs have been depicted as a bunch of pussies. This probably would have made for a lot of better character moments instead of "Hey hey! Remember that thing we did? In a book." Probably could've generated some better conflict when chief went AWOL because of a vision because the rest of the team would probably react like "Hey this oldhead may actually be, like, insane." Goofy ass vague story callbacks =/= character development. MC was traditionally a static character and that worked fine but when you try to move away from that in H4 and then introduce a bunch of characters he's supposed to be friends with in H5 but they've already had their character development, then wtf are we even doing here?

    • @TheFuri0uswc
      @TheFuri0uswc Рік тому +7

      Blame bungie not 343, blue team has existed since 2001. The fall of reach which introduced them sold over 1 million copies 1/6 of halo CE. Not to mention this just how halo works they just introduce stuff and expect you to follow along. Like consider they never introduced who the covenant are or who the unsc are. They never explain how Chief or Johnson made it off halo ring and back to earth. Their is no reason to bog the game down and introduce these characters who have know each other for 30+ plus years.

    • @JJJBunney001
      @JJJBunney001 Рік тому +1

      Hey to be fair you can boil any story down to a series of contrivances

    • @justinnyugen7015
      @justinnyugen7015 Рік тому +18

      @@JJJBunney001 I guess the problem is that these ones were so jarring, especially in the context of a long running series

    • @thewisewolf768
      @thewisewolf768 Рік тому

      @@TheFuri0uswc This comment hurts my head in so many ways. It's near fucking delusional

  • @tristanb.3470
    @tristanb.3470 Рік тому +238

    In the time between his last playthrough and this one, an AI would have thought themselves to death

    • @gamesixio2146
      @gamesixio2146 Рік тому +1

      @TheActman....267 HOLY [[Cungadero]]!!

    • @MayhemCorpCEO
      @MayhemCorpCEO Рік тому

      @TheActman....267OH MY GOD REALLY!!!11!1!1!??

    • @richardphilpott1013
      @richardphilpott1013 Рік тому +7

      Unless, y’know, a talentless hack of a writer decides to resurrect that AI using Deus Ex Machina before turning them evil because reasons. No biggie.

    • @tristanb.3470
      @tristanb.3470 Рік тому

      @@richardphilpott1013 "iM a StOrY wRiTeR"

    • @TruePacifist201
      @TruePacifist201 Рік тому

      @@MayhemCorpCEO It's a spam bot, don't engage with it.

  • @PlatinumBishop72
    @PlatinumBishop72 Рік тому +110

    My favorite part about the boss fight where you fight three Wardens is the fact that you can completely skip it lmao

  • @johnabbot8688
    @johnabbot8688 Рік тому +14

    21:05 I love how they make a big deal about the Arbiter having females but NEVER ACTUALLY SHOW A FEMALE ELITE

  • @SilverHyozanryu
    @SilverHyozanryu Рік тому +52

    You really nailed it with the cool ideas that are half baked and dropped. Buck and Arbiter are good examples, they're only really here for fan service but they didn't have to be. Buck could've had a character arc of being unsure whether hunting Chief was the right thing to be doing, given his longer history in the UNSC. And Arbiter has his own plot going on about civil war on his planet. Both interesting ideas that go nowhere.

  • @xSubParSaucex
    @xSubParSaucex Рік тому +83

    I remember watching those duality commercials, Locke under Chiefs gun/Chief under Locke’s gun, thinking “Oh Yeah!” then I played the campaign and thought “Oh no”

  • @cjfrommt9903
    @cjfrommt9903 Рік тому +106

    I just remember Buck saying "the elites are our brothers." Compared to the end of Halo 3's "I can never forgive you, but I thank you" line, it's so confusingly jarring.

    • @leovanilla6833
      @leovanilla6833 Рік тому +14

      Off-screen character development can be very hit or miss. Usually jarring

    • @causeless7314
      @causeless7314 Рік тому +3

      Once again, that all happens in the books. Not the games, which is were 99% of the fans get their info. Stupid isn’t it

    • @luckyducky7819
      @luckyducky7819 Рік тому +4

      @@leovanilla6833 Off-screen character development should not exist. If you have to put in a 2 hour long prologue when you play as Buck and experience the character development, I'd still consider that better. Kingdom fucking Hearts did that bullshit with Roxas; you don't need to play 358/2 Days to understand the tragedy of the character before you play 2.

    • @FPSBuzz
      @FPSBuzz Рік тому +1

      God just reading this one line from halo 3 reminds me of how fucking incredible the writing was.

    • @BiomechanicalBrick
      @BiomechanicalBrick Рік тому +1

      @@FPSBuzz "to war"

  • @Wistbacka
    @Wistbacka Рік тому +63

    The loss of Halsey's arm is shown in Spartan Ops in Halo 4. Cant really blame em for that.
    11:20 In the Anthology collection "Halo Evolutions", there is a story about how Chief saves the small company lead by Palmer, in where Locke is a junior lieutenant or something like that.
    I suspect, this is what Locke refers to. Good thing they explain it so well in the game.
    Also, when has Buck been saved by the Chief?

    • @NurbedUp
      @NurbedUp Рік тому +2

      11:20?

    • @koen2062
      @koen2062 Рік тому +3

      I think buck was sved by chief on reach

    • @Mwright4444
      @Mwright4444 Рік тому +3

      I guess earth didn't get folded by the covenant due to the events of Halo 3, I GUESS you could say that's what he means given Buck was a main character in 3 ODST but still it makes no sense.

    • @mslay-ultra1802
      @mslay-ultra1802 Рік тому +3

      I always thought it meant that John 117 was their inspiration for becoming a spartan.

    • @Bamaca_B58
      @Bamaca_B58 Рік тому +1

      And after all that Halsey says she wants revenge. And nothing happens. 😂

  • @spectre4165
    @spectre4165 Рік тому +114

    Would love to see you try legendary no deaths for CE again or maybe 3 or reach!

    • @TheActMan
      @TheActMan  Рік тому +62

      Ohhh maybe I'll stream that! No deaths entire CE Campaign. I could do that

    • @sgtroach1510
      @sgtroach1510 Рік тому +2

      @@TheActMan can you also do waw veteran no death livestream

    • @IKnowBoring
      @IKnowBoring Рік тому +1

      @@TheActManbut can you do it without blinking

    • @DeicideBlues
      @DeicideBlues Рік тому

      @@TheActMan I too would love that! The deathless CE videos are amazing

    • @Dan-qy6zv
      @Dan-qy6zv Рік тому +3

      I love how halo 2 isn't on the table because...sniper jackels

  • @MorgansTrainClips
    @MorgansTrainClips Рік тому +46

    Act Man, I discovered you at 50k subscribers through your Halo 5 videos. Seeing you at over a million now is still surreal to me. Love your content man

  • @powercouch1845
    @powercouch1845 Рік тому +37

    one thing i came to appreciate was the visual variety of the levels.
    we were inside of a unsc ship, on a human colony that was also glassed, mf sanghelios outskirts and a city, but we still had the classic snow and forerunner canvases

  • @kingofgrunder5494
    @kingofgrunder5494 Рік тому +20

    Chief doing gameplay commentary "Contact." "Hunters!" is SO bad.

    • @Nighterac
      @Nighterac 10 місяців тому +7

      It's so bad. He does it in Halo 4 too (honestly even worse because it's JUST Chief and Cortana because the other characters don't actually matter, and even WORSE he has lines that don't even make sense half the time like "I thought we had a truce with the Covenant" (????) or the 70th time Steve Downes has to record a different take of "Cortana".
      It's just so blatant filler that you can honestly remove 90% of Chief's lines in 4 and 5 during gameplay and it literally won't change a single thing about the story. I swear it just comes across like an episode of Dora the Explorer. Can you find where the hunter is? Right on top of us? Seriously 343, you do not need Chief commenting on *every* *single* *thing* he sees or does. It's okay to let us see it with our own eyeballs, you guys!
      He still does it in Infinite by the way.

  • @successfulmisfire4915
    @successfulmisfire4915 Рік тому +82

    Never played H5 but seeing how the main villain of Spartan Ops we were chasing around for ages got sliced in a cutscene without any trouble.

  • @idunnoay
    @idunnoay Рік тому +59

    The cutscenes fading to black just seemingly whenever they feel like it always gets me - it’s like no one knew how to close a single scene

  • @cordingdesert9566
    @cordingdesert9566 Рік тому +49

    I remember playing through all the halo game with a friend in chronological order. After halo 4 and playing like an hour or 2 of halo 5 we said, "nope, were out."

    • @nigeltheoutlaw
      @nigeltheoutlaw Рік тому +8

      You're stronger than I. I didn't even get through 4.

    • @michealmurphy8985
      @michealmurphy8985 Рік тому +1

      4 is the worst of them all 5 was just too easy for me and infinite was just boring after like 40mins 2 is the best imo

    • @Homedespacito
      @Homedespacito Рік тому +1

      @@nigeltheoutlaw 4 was my introduction to halo and my first ever shooter so I have some nostalgia for it.

  • @blazerbeavs2333
    @blazerbeavs2333 Рік тому +36

    I recently replayed halo 5 with some friends and I appreciated them adding crit spots to the prometheans. Holy shit they are unbearable in halo 4.

    • @ablackbunny3149
      @ablackbunny3149 Рік тому +4

      Especially the watchers. Always hated how they could revive anything to full health and eat grenades

    • @Blanktester685
      @Blanktester685 28 днів тому

      they had crit spots in 4...

  • @salvadorvega3805
    @salvadorvega3805 Рік тому +66

    I still can't believe they treated Chief this dirty. And Halsey too, why did they do that to my space gilf

    • @Arander92
      @Arander92 Рік тому +9

      Cortana was done the dirtiest of all

    • @4TheWinQuinn
      @4TheWinQuinn Рік тому +10

      They all were done so badly because the head of 343 hated halo

    • @wyattbarnett3877
      @wyattbarnett3877 Рік тому

      ​@@4TheWinQuinn why dont they changed the head then?

  • @courier6640
    @courier6640 Рік тому +161

    One thing that always has infuriated me about this series (as a game-only Halo Fan) is how the f*ck did Buck join Osiris?

    • @brandonmccork781
      @brandonmccork781 Рік тому +22

      I could be wrong but the lore reason could be because of what happened in the new blood book with that whole situation with alpha 9 and Jun from Reach getting him to become a spartan, but the real life reason (take with pinch salt) is they originally wanted spartan Thorne from spartan ops but since that failed they chose Buck instead because he's more familiar

    • @malachisanford2314
      @malachisanford2314 Рік тому +20

      Buck got tired of leading a team after one of alpha 9 betrayed him

    • @Smellbringer
      @Smellbringer Рік тому +33

      Don't worry, the lore explanation is more infuriating thanks to the book New Blood.
      In New Blood; the Rookie got killed, Dutch retired, Mickey betrayed everyone to join the insurrection, and Buck and Romeo couldn't stand to be around each other. So Buck decides to take a break from leadership and work under Locke as a result.
      Then 343 realized how dumb all that shit was so they backtracked as much as possible with a book set after Halo 5, Bad Blood (insert Taylor Swift song here).
      In Bad Blood; Buck and Dare go to find Romeo on the Grunt homeworld, get Mickey out of prison to help contact insurrectionists, also Dutch and his wife (also an ODST) got bored of the domestic life so became Spartans and get picked up while getting Mickey.
      So as far as we know the gang is back together except the Rookie, because he's still dead. But he's been replaced by Dutch's wife, Gretchen, so the count is back up to 6.

    • @unreal727
      @unreal727 Рік тому +23

      @@Smellbringer “You’re our new Number 6”

    • @davidhulbert8314
      @davidhulbert8314 Рік тому +4

      The unsc got the technology to make spartan 4s from adults who were good enough soldiers. Buck was a top officer odst. So an obvious candidate if he met the prerequisites for which he obv did. This made all his great inate warrior skills even more pronounced and he is now strong enough to wear spartan 4 variants of armour. So that basically qualified him to be on one of the best spartan 4 teams

  • @adarkwind4712
    @adarkwind4712 Рік тому +97

    I honestly feel like, if they would’ve gotten their act together and planned it out, the epic conflict we were getting led up to in this game could’ve been amazing. But we’d definitely need something to level the playing fields with the guardians on the table.

    • @Spike2276
      @Spike2276 Рік тому +4

      Honestly the low Chief-to-Locke-ratio could have worked if they actually kept the mystery of Chief going AWOL, if the player was kept in the dark and really made to question Chief's choice
      Not only that, but once we got a resolution to that plot we could then have gotten another Chief/Arbiter level partnership with Chief/Locke in Halo 6 (in the good timeline where it was actually called Halo 6, and not...that...thing)

    • @Vonmoonlight
      @Vonmoonlight Рік тому

      Indeed, at least with the whole Halo Ring being a galaxy scale sentient destroying weapon, at least the very big playing field we had was how deluded and unaware most of the covenant were since they were still uncovering all the secrets of the Forerunners
      And that lack of knowledge of Earth and that it required humans to interact with it was what leveled the playing field.
      It was either survive, or fight to the death or end yourself to not allow yourself to be captured
      But here with Guardians... Nth to stop them... Sure they could've made Cortana 2 by barely surviving, I'm sure it would still make a great campaign, rallying your troops, divert enemy attention etc, obtain weapon cache that can fight basic forerunner constructs, so many strategic options of gameplay lore to outsmart and outplay an AI that pretty much was your trump card against the covenant, it would've built some great value, along with the covenant remnants or those of the Arbiter side, be it grunts hunter etc working with you, cuz they are basically as good as dead
      It would've become the enemy of my enemy is my friend for covvie
      that my greatest ally is my greatest enemy for Cortana
      But they kept changing here and there Cuz they felt like it wouldn't do well and just jumped to another, and then again...
      I'm sure whatever they planned with 4 would've been great, along with bits of 5 and Infinite that I'm sure were part of the original story they had in mind

  • @Nobody2-i4k
    @Nobody2-i4k Рік тому +10

    My favourite part is how when you order a squad mate to pick up a weapon their ai can’t handle(like an energy sword) they just disobey your orders, voiceline included

  • @unlimitedpower3157
    @unlimitedpower3157 Рік тому +93

    Even after all these years later, I still hope Brian Reed was just blacklisted from any future writing opportunities after this game. It still baffles me he was hired for the role to begin with.

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 Рік тому +21

      You should see his work on Halo Escalation, Halo 5 is just the tip of the iceberg for his awful writing

    • @bbfreak10000
      @bbfreak10000 Рік тому +29

      It’s insane how bad the writing is in this game. Literally every piece of dialogue is some cryptic bullshit or some expository crap referencing book material

    • @unlimitedpower3157
      @unlimitedpower3157 Рік тому +10

      @@nagger8216 I'm aware. I own part 2 and 3 and gave up finishing the set because the story sucked. I ended up looking up the ending online and found that it makes everything that happens in Spartan ops and this very comic feel completely pointless.

    • @vault_dwelIer
      @vault_dwelIer Рік тому +1

      Reed was just just a symptom of the disease started by O'Connor. What was once simple but deep lore is now a mess of gobbledygook and nonsense.

  • @smirkingdevil
    @smirkingdevil Рік тому +67

    Cortana was the "bad guy," which always baffled me as to why Microsoft would name their digital assistant after her.

    • @Eagle3302PL
      @Eagle3302PL Рік тому +2

      tbh they did it way before 343 decided to make her the villain

    • @TJPrime99
      @TJPrime99 Рік тому +13

      The fucking studio was named after the bad guy - 343 guilty spark

  • @SwIIFtex
    @SwIIFtex Рік тому +121

    Call me weird but the sands of sanghelios missions were some of my favorite campaign missions in all of halo. I loved just watching the arbiter be a badass.

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 Рік тому

      Too bad they ruined him and the other Elites by making them complete dicks that showed zero remorse for trying to exterminate humanity

    • @IIJonnyBoyII
      @IIJonnyBoyII Рік тому +24

      Halo 5 has some great individual levels. It’s just a mess when put together. Can’t say I didn’t have a lot of fun playing Halo 5’s campaign

  • @backdoorsystems9762
    @backdoorsystems9762 Рік тому +8

    28:43 Chat says, "Halsey you kidnapping bitch" and I swear that it made me spit my drink at such velocity that it hit the wall with the force of a sniper round.

    • @TheResilient5689
      @TheResilient5689 9 місяців тому

      How long did it take for you to clean that stain? Lol

  • @kieranbell2221
    @kieranbell2221 Рік тому +102

    never understood how humanity went from being on the backfoot, near extinction with most of their colonies wiped from existence from an overwhelming enemy to absolutely clapping the cheeks of the new covenant without breaking a sweat

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 Рік тому +49

      I know right? It hasn't even been a decade, it's like 4 fucking years after the originals and all of a sudden the UNSC is as powerful as the Alliance from Mass Effect or some shit

    • @ValentinoMarino11
      @ValentinoMarino11 Рік тому +26

      Just bad writing.
      That’s all this series is anyway.

    • @limonbattery
      @limonbattery Рік тому +18

      @@nagger8216 The Alliance wasn't even supposed to be that strong, they were just a rising star that happened to join at the right time. The post-343 UNSC would be like if the Alliance all of a sudden had a Reaper fleet under their control and now everyone else was at their mercy.

    • @barkley8285
      @barkley8285 Рік тому +11

      @@ValentinoMarino11 h2 has some of the best writing ive ever seen in an fps. Every bungie game had great writing actually. Its only 343;s abominations that make no sense.

    • @ValentinoMarino11
      @ValentinoMarino11 Рік тому +12

      @@barkley8285 sorry I forgot to emphasize 343s halo’s.
      H2 is fantastic and has better writing than the new trilogy all combined.

  • @Overlord598
    @Overlord598 Рік тому +176

    It feels like if you play Halo Infinite after finishing Halo 4, you wont miss out on anything lol

    • @reheyesd8666
      @reheyesd8666 Рік тому +28

      Halo infinite still had some story telling issues, like wtf happened to that dude who beat the fuck out of master chief?

    • @djurran48
      @djurran48 Рік тому +11

      ​@@reheyesd8666 everyone thinks Atriox is dead... except he some is still alive

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Рік тому +14

      @@reheyesd8666 come to think of it, what happened to the arbiter…? Like, he was just there in the back of the ship in the end of Halo 3, after that he vanished completely from 4, showed up in 5 again (with inexplicably different skeletal structure and anatomy, might I add) while contributing surprisingly little to the plot, and then in Infinite… HE’S COMPLETELY GONE AGAIN? Like, what the hell happened? Did 343 just forget The Arbiter exists, or is it gonna be some bullshit twist like The Last Jedi’s “I fell into a black hole while trapped inside a pile of wreckage, and I somehow lived…” except this time, the arbiter will randomly appear for the last mission of the game and sacrifice himself to kill the final boss, just so 343 can “simplify the lore.”
      Like, I seriously feel I need to read more of the books or something…. Cause goddamn, I must be missing something.

    • @Spike2276
      @Spike2276 Рік тому +27

      I mean, if you just play Infinite without 4 it still makes about as much sense
      The 343 """"trilogy"""" is literally 3 games that have nothing to do with each other, except for the fact that Chief and Cortana are in them for varying amounts of screen time

    • @Spike2276
      @Spike2276 Рік тому +4

      ​@@wolfetteplays8894 bro, literally what happened to everyone who was in 5?
      We only know what happened to Chief, and potentially Locke if the easter egg is supposed to be his actual fate

  • @nanosmokex6998
    @nanosmokex6998 Рік тому +272

    Till this day I'm still wondering what MC did to get hunted by team Osiris

    • @bigdoggo5827
      @bigdoggo5827 Рік тому +15

      No. He just said that to infinit6

    • @notredboi
      @notredboi Рік тому +164

      He poured milk before the cereal

    • @lindholmaren
      @lindholmaren Рік тому +113

      He didn't want to come home before curfew

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Рік тому +3

      *"hunted"

    • @Haggysack2k8
      @Haggysack2k8 Рік тому +54

      He didn't eat his vegetables.

  • @Proto1Dude
    @Proto1Dude Рік тому +22

    I didn't get into Halo until 2018 with a copy of the MCC. I got so into it I devoured the whole novel series, comics, and lore videos. I had incorrectly assumed that's just the way it was intended to be enjoyed. My heart goes out to the true fans that saw this happen to their favorite characters in real time. Find a few 360's and copies of Halo 3 and a local game store that will host events. You can bring it back. I believe in you all.

  • @GeremyG
    @GeremyG Рік тому +44

    My favorite part of H5 was fighting 3 Warden Eternals at the same time. Brilliant level design by 343i.

    • @limonbattery
      @limonbattery Рік тому +4

      343 saw the awful rehashed gank fights from Dark Souls 2 and decided to make an entire game with only those.

    • @limonbattery
      @limonbattery Рік тому +1

      @@GeremyG It'd be more like having the Pursuer as the only boss in the entire game including for ganks.

    • @Synister316
      @Synister316 Рік тому +4

      My favorite part is that you can easily skip the 3 warden fight by taking the lift, thrust towards the platform, and ground pound on to the corner of it.

  • @crnlonewolf3195
    @crnlonewolf3195 Рік тому +105

    I still feel like there was a different campaign in halo 5 planned but it feels like someone decided to change everything

    • @chavzone
      @chavzone Рік тому +22

      Sounds like classic corporate management meddling from some business schooler who's never even played Halo

    • @crnlonewolf3195
      @crnlonewolf3195 Рік тому +6

      Probably though I like the video hiddenxperia talked about the concept art and what the story was possibly going to be

    • @JDSG360
      @JDSG360 Рік тому +3

      That’s exactly what happened, it’s why the story has no connection to H4

    • @crnlonewolf3195
      @crnlonewolf3195 Рік тому

      @turututu2113 I seen it were he like wearing a cloak hide his destroyed body and all he has a cane for walking

  • @ORLY911
    @ORLY911 Рік тому +105

    Man just seeing the arbiter for 15 seconds makes it bearable. I really think they should just make a spin off game covering Arbiters adventures during sangheli reconstruction, and wipe any mention of the previous 343 games.

    • @ptero93
      @ptero93 Рік тому +14

      Yeah except he's wearing ugly ass armor lol

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Рік тому +3

      It’ll never happen, the halo staff won’t make an AU because it will break the story they’ve been trying to tell into a million pieces, and make the plot even more confusing

    • @ORLY911
      @ORLY911 Рік тому +4

      @@wolfetteplays8894 The plot is already confusing, convoluted and they wrote Halo 5 off themselves and still fell on their ass with Infinite. Since they didn't fully retcon 5, its actually more confusing when things are brought up but not resolved in Infinite. We also aren't getting the expansions meant to inform more on the story and the "Endless".
      Sorry It's just completely unsalvagable, start from scratch, no ties to the current 343 games period, else there's no chance for a new decent halo story because of all that narrative baggage. You do a side tale with the Arbiter, this gives a chance to A bring the feel of the game closer to the Bungie titles with the new upper management (MCC guy), B you give people what they want with the return of playable elites, and C you get to see more of the only highlight 5 had, Sanghelios, recontextualized to be more fitting to the timeline at the end of Halo 3, so no required book/comic reading to know whats happening.

    • @staticaleel5068
      @staticaleel5068 Рік тому +1

      I played halo 5 when I was really young so I never really knew arbiter (sadly wasn’t there for the og trilogy)
      Yet somehow I still liked arbiter the most in this game and got bored of the rest.
      As soon as I learned classic halo lore I appreciate this appearance all the more.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 Рік тому +1

      With the massive disclaimer to NOT let 343 develop it. Frank O Conner will straight up ruin whatever good writing potential exists in that idea, and that's if it ever would get off the floor with how incompetent their upper management is

  • @Dan-1031
    @Dan-1031 Рік тому +4

    Single worst part of 343s games is the bad characterization and the gross misunderstanding of what they think we fans actually want. 343 really believes the average fan is a lore aficionado and just jerks off to anything lore related. That’s simply not the average halo fan.
    I enjoy lore but what I enjoy and love even more is fun. 343 characters are straight up no fun; almost no quips, one liners, visual comedy, etc. Bungie never took themselves too seriously and that’s why everyone loves their characters

  • @UNBROKENONYX
    @UNBROKENONYX Рік тому +74

    This game is a monument to all your sins

  • @2BitSlow
    @2BitSlow Рік тому +52

    Wondered about the missing Halsey arm myself and then I played Spartan Ops in 4 and went "OOoooohhhh. I had to play this nonsense to find out the story behind that" So to be fair, the missing arm wasnt completely out of the blue

    • @R-SXX
      @R-SXX Рік тому +14

      Yeha but damn, as a someone who never played halo 5, I heard so many different locations and sources to "get" the story - from podcasts to audiologs, the Spartan ops missions (which I actually played but totally forgot about), and then I heard that none of these things matter in the halo 5 story.
      This game is such a mess.
      Infinite is rivaling that throne though.

    • @LedZedd
      @LedZedd Рік тому +1

      You'd have to have been playing a mediocre game mode (SpOps) of entirely reused assets for over a year after Halo 4's release to even get the chance to see that cutscene, and for what? For 90% of fans it was out of nowhere.

    • @Blanktester685
      @Blanktester685 28 днів тому

      @@LedZedd womp womp to the people that didn't play it then. her losing her arm was never important to the plot not everything minor detail needs an explanation ingame.

  • @fridaythedeerfox2982
    @fridaythedeerfox2982 Рік тому +96

    This campaign feels like a fever dream

  • @lukejones6742
    @lukejones6742 Рік тому +9

    Bro, I can’t be the only one who heard “Return to the infinity immediately”
    Master chief: “Nig-“ 9:58

  • @loyalsnoopdoge1464
    @loyalsnoopdoge1464 Рік тому +13

    i’ve read every single halo book that released before 2021
    the level of hype i had for blue team showing up in the games finally only to only get to play as chief 3 times was absolute halo canon heresy

  • @andrewm3825
    @andrewm3825 Рік тому +49

    Your original videos on Halo 5 were how I discovered your channel in the first place. Can’t wait to see this retrospective

  • @centristcontrarian3344
    @centristcontrarian3344 Рік тому +25

    "We've got Jackals in the courtyard!" kicked me right in the nostalgia-nads.

  • @CloneSpartan1998
    @CloneSpartan1998 Рік тому +9

    I agree with everything that you said here my friend. They should make an ODST game between 4 and 5 focused on Buck, his team, and the events explaining the Covenant’s return and a game like reach but between 5 and Infinite to explain the guardians situation leading to the banished showing up. I know the stories are explored in novels but it would help out the game-only fans like you stated earlier.

  • @thenekokatze1141
    @thenekokatze1141 Рік тому +32

    That hunter hiding in the boxes was just chilling until it noticed you

  • @SpacenoidCentral
    @SpacenoidCentral Рік тому +59

    My favorite scene from this game was when arbiter and locke talked and locke was asking things about master chief. Pretty cool scene and some good dialogue from Arby.
    Wait that was halo 2 anniversary nvm

    • @pearsemolloy9656
      @pearsemolloy9656 Рік тому +3

      When does that scene even take place? Is it even canon? 😂

    • @SpacenoidCentral
      @SpacenoidCentral Рік тому +6

      @@pearsemolloy9656 Halo 2 anniversary, like I said.
      The cutscene isn't canon unfortunately.

    • @pearsemolloy9656
      @pearsemolloy9656 Рік тому

      @@SpacenoidCentral no I meant where in the timeline but yeah I guess the answer is it didn’t

    • @SpacenoidCentral
      @SpacenoidCentral Рік тому

      @@pearsemolloy9656 Ah gotcha
      Yeah its a shame the cutscene isn't canon. It's got some cool dialogue.

    • @Zeta4
      @Zeta4 Рік тому +1

      It’s not canon???

  • @HyperMiniTed
    @HyperMiniTed Рік тому +105

    Seeing Act Man’s reactions the same way as mine when I played this game is extremely therapeutic

  • @majorkeybro
    @majorkeybro Рік тому +22

    Best thing about halo 5 were the skyboxes and graphics. The maps may or may not have been designed well but damn were they beautiful. They surrounded you with massive structures and gave you a amazing sense of size and scale. You actually felt so small in a huge world.

  • @smile4cs
    @smile4cs Рік тому +26

    i remember like 6 years ago when you made your original Halo 5 videos, cool to see it again.

  • @bgamingnerd
    @bgamingnerd Рік тому +84

    I actually got into the Halo series thanks to you. I’m currently on Halo 2 and I’m scared to get to 4 let alone 5

    • @TheActMan
      @TheActMan  Рік тому +44

      subscribed for 5 years, damn! I tip my hat to you

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Рік тому +35

      You can just ignore 4 and 5.

    • @Mattznick
      @Mattznick Рік тому +33

      4 is fine

    • @Elliesbow
      @Elliesbow Рік тому +25

      Only play bungie halos. 343 is nothing and will always be nothing

    • @N0TYALC
      @N0TYALC Рік тому +19

      What? The last Halo game was Reach, friend.

  • @EJaDav
    @EJaDav Рік тому +65

    Having played Spartan Ops, I understand a bit more about the story here. But that made me realize how much of the story is “locked” behind an optional game mode that barely anyone played.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Рік тому +9

      343i and Story doesn't work too well in the same sentence.

    • @creatorsfreedom6734
      @creatorsfreedom6734 Рік тому +1

      but every fan nerd should know it exists

    • @alreadyblack3341
      @alreadyblack3341 Рік тому +1

      @@creatorsfreedom6734 Halo 4+ isn't cannon.

    • @creatorsfreedom6734
      @creatorsfreedom6734 Рік тому

      @@alreadyblack3341 lol it's all a bad dream an MaCh is still in the CryoPod

    • @AriSanX
      @AriSanX Рік тому +4

      Too be fair if you didn’t play spartan ops thats on you for not knowing why Halseys arm is gone. Like free content in H4 with lore attached to it is a much lesser ask than having to have read books or comics to know wtf is going on

  • @jingle9691
    @jingle9691 Рік тому +11

    What I don't get is that during this game Halsey is on the infinity for a fair few days, long enough to get a prosthetic arm with their level of technology.
    Given the prosthetics technology they had in 2552 I'd expect it to be top of her to do list in 2558.

  • @AJ._.
    @AJ._. Рік тому +17

    Dont know if you get this alot but you have been one of the most consistent, honest gaming commentators on youtube. Your content never fails to amaze me!

    • @gordonfiala2336
      @gordonfiala2336 Рік тому

      they ran on snow. - ** the stupidity of that was unreal. and it completely clashed with all aspects of in-game gameplay against they same enemies as in the cinematic.

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809 Рік тому +92

    The Act Man is like the one son Mr. Plinkett is actually proud of.

  • @unlostmaniac8735
    @unlostmaniac8735 Рік тому +5

    Finally Act Man, back to your roots, this video harkens back to the beginnings of your channel, back when all I did was play Halo 5, watch You, Luke TheNotable, Forge Labs, Polarsaurusrex, Zannyvids and a few others make videos about Halo 5 and MCC, your Halo 5 videos always stood out, its a shame they are all private because I'd love to watch them again, you always made really good videos, back when you were getting a couple thousand views, and even when you were getting a few hundred. I sorta knew that at some point you'd blow up and its awesome. I hope you get to read my comment, I hope its not buried in the sea of many, I love your content and I've been loving it since almost your inception. I tagged along a couple videos in. I'm glad you made it, never stop dude. I also get the sense that it never got to your head which gives me faith.

  • @coltforceplayer
    @coltforceplayer Рік тому +25

    In case anyone's confused:
    -Halsey was working with Jul M'dama so they can find the Janus Keys, which are used in the Escalation comic to find a place called the Absolute Record

    • @XxI3ioHazardxX
      @XxI3ioHazardxX Рік тому +28

      And absolutely none of it mattered thanks to Brian Reed's masterful writing skills. "Subverting our expectations" in beautiful fashion :)

    • @nightbandit1260
      @nightbandit1260 Рік тому +14

      Yea they weirdly expected everyone to play through spartan ops as well. And still went ahead with this storyline when they even knew spartan ops was a flop

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer Рік тому +1

      Yeah and the reason Halsey has no arm is because it was amputated after Palmer was ordered to assassinate her buy only shot her arm

  • @Everarmed89
    @Everarmed89 Рік тому +20

    Your first 6 part spiteful video series of H5 Guardians is one of the highlights of your channel for me. I’ve watched it several times when I need a good laugh

  • @KC-bi9jw
    @KC-bi9jw Рік тому +28

    18:16 I was actually mad about them killing off Jul Mdama right away. They built him up so well in Spartan Ops. It's really underrated. It helps if you think of it like this: Spartan Ops is just firefight with cutscenes and a story (which both are amazing). I agree they introduced him poorly in H5.

    • @xander.357
      @xander.357 Рік тому +3

      I never played spartan ops but saw the cutscenes, and having read the Kilo 5 trilogy of books, you learn a decent amount about Jul and his motivations. They are pretty basic stock warrior stuff, but when you understand that that's all he's ever known you almost feel bad for him.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Рік тому +1

      He was also super well written in Glasslands. I'm really pissed they didn't do anything with him in a main game.
      The conflict on Sanghelios should have been one of the primary focuses of Halo 5. There's way too much going on for it to be a sideshow.

    • @xander.357
      @xander.357 Рік тому

      @@Aredel he was well written. I was pissed when I read Moral Doctata and saw he wasn't in there at all except for being mentioned. They could have done a few chapters on his rise to power.

    • @Tuxedo512
      @Tuxedo512 Рік тому +1

      his build up in Thursday war, mortal dicta, and glasslands books was great; then they just killed him off like a side character. needless to say that I was livid when he died 🤬😤

    • @xander.357
      @xander.357 Рік тому

      @sabinoecko629 it says alot that Karen Traviss, who in my opinion is a pretty poor writer overall knew what to do with Jul but the galaxy brain Brian Reed didn't

  • @AndaiMB
    @AndaiMB Рік тому +24

    No better duo than 343’s Halo entries and the Act Man’s disappointment

  • @Savetheseas7
    @Savetheseas7 Місяць тому +1

    I read the fall of reach book in middle school, I thought it was cool that blue team being in the game was cool at first. I then realized that a lot of people didn’t read the book and don’t know who they were, which was kinda dumb to put them in and expecting all the players to know who they are.
    I replayed this game not long ago and found myself thinking “when did that happen?” More than once

  • @Horrorpleb
    @Horrorpleb Рік тому +24

    5:46 I don't blame you for not realising because spartans ops was not a very favoured mode in H4 but long story short, palmer tried to kill Halsey to prevent her from being used by Jul'Mdama
    Palmer only managed to shoot Halsey's arm as the covenant escaped with her.

    • @chrishardin9774
      @chrishardin9774 Рік тому +6

      I always really like the story of spartan ops just not playing it

    • @theangryimp1345
      @theangryimp1345 Рік тому +5

      Love halo 4 when green man hate it when not....
      That's the real problem for halo fans. Thay want to be chief. Halo 4 was a sequel to 3 in no way at all other then that character. But that was enough.
      Halo 5 takes the story of the original and continues it but without chief.... that was the big bad man for the fanbase.
      Halo infinite didn't use any of the halo 5 story.... and fanboys were disappointed....
      What did we learn?
      Halo fans are impossible.

    • @alexandreparent82
      @alexandreparent82 Рік тому +8

      ​@@theangryimp1345 or maybe everything about thèses games is trash ?

    • @theangryimp1345
      @theangryimp1345 Рік тому

      @alexandreparent82 not wrong or at lest more or less.
      However I'm calling out the dumb dubble standard and pointed out that it's really just fan boys having fan boy problems. That said it'd fan boys playing and no one else, so I guess you guys should continue

    • @Zaczac111
      @Zaczac111 Рік тому

      @@theangryimp1345 Halo ODST and Halo Reach. Really mate? It's not a fan issue, it's a 343 issue.

  • @bombomos
    @bombomos Рік тому +31

    What's sad is the first season for Hunt the Truth has some of the best story telling I've ever seen in media. I listen to it almost every year

    • @fancytoxicsoda
      @fancytoxicsoda Рік тому +4

      Agreed. Better than what 5 tried and Hunt the Truth was using audio ALONE.

    • @doshka17channel70
      @doshka17channel70 Рік тому +3

      ben losing it in season 2 still hits hard no matter how many times i listen

    • @Spike2276
      @Spike2276 Рік тому +9

      I loved Hunt the Truth when it was coming out, but i'll never care about listening to it again because it amounted to fuck-all in the end...

    • @R-SXX
      @R-SXX Рік тому +1

      What is hunt the truth?

    • @Spike2276
      @Spike2276 Рік тому +11

      @@R-SXX it's a podcast marketing campaign for H5, it was structured as a story from the perspective of a reporter who was looking into this story of Chief going AWOL and ONI being shady af

  • @stitchedbyiron
    @stitchedbyiron Рік тому +54

    I always find it puzzling that 4 & 5 so clustered with lore and yet they don't use it to extend the runtime in order to flesh things out probably.

    • @Superagent666
      @Superagent666 Рік тому +11

      Similar complaint to Infinite. They game takes place on one of the most despicable rings in the array where the most horrendous experiments were taken place... and the game touched on none of it.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww Рік тому +1

      proof enough that 343 never shouldve gotten their hands on the franchise. Halo should've rested in peace after Reach like Star Wars should've with ROTJ

    • @Superagent666
      @Superagent666 Рік тому +2

      @GenericUsername Return of the Jedi? 🤣 Sorry my guy, but you lost me. The prequel era through rise of the empire movies and TV shows are the heart and soul of Star Wars. Literally peak Star Wars. Can't agree with ya there

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher Рік тому +1

      Agreed! We needed the prequels and Clone wars. Most of the sequel content? Can be scrapped. Except Rogue one, Mandalorian and Andor. Those are good.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww Рік тому

      @@Superagent666 yeah, that's what I meant, the prequels and the ot a.k.a the only true 6 SW films (I guess Rogue One is the only Disney SW film that feels like SW)

  • @Echo1-1
    @Echo1-1 4 місяці тому +3

    I kinda liked it as a “wow shooting bad guys is kinda fun” type game

  • @redfield7389
    @redfield7389 Рік тому +13

    What still amazes me about 343 is how they were given The Banished as a solid villain after Halo 5 and even that they fumbled in Infinite.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Рік тому +5

      Banished from HW2 just made no sense.
      Here was a faction that rebelled from the Covenant and their first act was to attack the Covenant's mortal enemies the Humans?
      Or they were just Covenant 2.0.
      (You know sort of like some First Order).

    • @luisn.pietanesi255
      @luisn.pietanesi255 Рік тому +2

      ​​@@Marinealver Agreed. Although I do think that the Banished could've still worked if instead of them being a group that rebelled from the Covenant, they were instead formed some time after the UNSC & the ones who sided with the Arbiter came to from a truce near the end of Halo 3. Just like how there were many Elite led "Remnants" that eventually popped up after the events of Halo 3, much like Jul M'dama's group that rose to power & became a threat, it isn't so far fetched to beleive that perhaps there were Jiralhanae led Remnant groups that may have popped up as well before or during the events of Halo 4 or 5. It definitely would've made the Banished much more believable if they went with that. However with the way they were handled in Infinite, it indeed was disappointing.

  • @SilverSpireZ
    @SilverSpireZ Рік тому +9

    Fastest Act Man notification click I’ve ever done. Thank you for putting yourself through this hell for our entertainment.

  • @mariokart8054
    @mariokart8054 Рік тому +15

    Surprised how you didn’t say anything about almost all the maps being PvE arena “islands” you had to drive to, shoot up/defend with your team, and then drive to another, rinse and repeat. That’s what really ate me about this game.

  • @fluffiestmallard6484
    @fluffiestmallard6484 Місяць тому +2

    Someone in chat said 343 co developed reach. I am so sick of seeing that entirely baseless BS claim. If 343 co developed reach, they would be in the fucking credits. And the game would have been shit.

  • @cpt.dandilion8461
    @cpt.dandilion8461 Рік тому +32

    Halo Infinite’s campaign is like the second level of CE stretched into 15 hours.

  • @wavetactics13
    @wavetactics13 Рік тому +14

    On the subject of the narrative gap between 4 and guardians' plots, that was my exact experience with this game. Infinite too now that I think about it. I should not have to start a game by having to sift through unexplained references to understand the damn situation.

  • @Bosston62
    @Bosston62 Рік тому +20

    I remember playing this game coop with some friends, there were 3 of us so anytime we selected characters we left Buck alone so the AI could run him. Buck saved us many times lmao

  • @Yogi_Ratava
    @Yogi_Ratava Рік тому +12

    14:21 Something to note about the “worst” fight scene in Halo 5 between Locke and Chief - if that was a mocap scene, then chief’s motions actually make sense. I wear his armor in real life with my EOD helmet, and the armor is incredibly bulky. I struggle to even get my helmet off. I call this “IRL Clipping”.

    • @jatnebuir6006
      @jatnebuir6006 Рік тому +7

      If they did mocap, the mocap guy wouldn't be in a big bulky suit. And the Spartans in unarmed combat are meant to be extremely skilled, fast and deadly.
      Especially Chief.
      Lore accurate chief could have punched one once and KO'd Locke.

    • @Wolphie
      @Wolphie 7 місяців тому

      You want another point to hate about this fight?
      Their shields weren't even used, and they didn't even go down at the start or anything. Literally two men fighting in tin can outfits.

  • @dimitrisdimitriou4747
    @dimitrisdimitriou4747 Рік тому +16

    We are back to 2016 act man

  • @RichInMN
    @RichInMN Рік тому +7

    In my own mind, Cortana went rogue dictator out of love for John, and enforcing galactic-wide peace was the only way to keep him out of danger & combat. This would put even more weight of responsibility on his shoulders while making her decisions more sympathetic.

  • @fettfan91
    @fettfan91 Рік тому +12

    Halo 5's campaign is the only one out of the main titles I've never replayed. The feeling of emptiness after beating it the first time was so stunning I lost all desire to revisit it.

    • @xpscrazykiller2
      @xpscrazykiller2 Рік тому +2

      Same, I tried replaying all the games right before Infinite came out, got to the second mission in 5 and couldn't convince myself to keep going

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant Рік тому +1

      that's how I felt about 4, I've never even touched 5

    • @xpscrazykiller2
      @xpscrazykiller2 Рік тому +1

      @@NGRevenant 4 was my first so I've always had a bit of a soft spot for it, but I can totally see why people don't like it

    • @N0TYALC
      @N0TYALC Рік тому

      I had a group of XBL friends that spent basically all of our free time playing 3 or reach together back in the day. We played through halo 4 together, messed around with the multiplayer for a few hours, then dropped the game. We quit halo 5 after a few missions, then played exactly 1 multiplayer game before realizing that it was p2w. Not one of us even bothered buying infinite. I hope bad things happen to 343 employees irl :)

  • @DecxTheHaloGod
    @DecxTheHaloGod Рік тому +9

    9:43 Never thought I'd see AI's hitting springjumps lol