Also paramount, "oh you didn't like that we didn't build up chiefs face reveal? Well here's a build up to him actually wearing his helmet reveal in the last episode!"
Crazy how every scene john chief actually shows up and goes apeshit on the covenant is 10/10 kino, but everything else could be from any half baked Netflix sci-fi show from the past 8 years and you wouldn't know the difference.
Does it though? Lore Spartan III's were made for high reward high risks missions. TORPEDO and PROMETHEUS were a disaster of course, but the companies were never meant to perish within a single mission. Especially since both had a lot of success before their respective dooms. The show versions are just regular ass marines on a quest to die lol
@@theonlyzannyI present to you my one-person petition for you to randomly play For Honor for no reason, not even because anyone wants you to or anything, gosh🗿
they managed to make a halo show, (a show where we want to watch spartans and marines run around and fight the covenant), and revolve the entire plot around keeping them benched and away from as much covenant activity as possible lmao. when we got to reach i was like finally ! chiefs getting action ! and then the plots like ay, but we took the suits away and i audibly sighed. at this point ive stuck with it cause im unfortunately still curious where it goes and the budget is honestly really good
After that episode I stopped watching, and just followed the plot with UA-cam episode reviews just to not waste an hour of my life every time I wanted to see my favorite franchise get sodomized for cash.
They made it about the fucking human conflicts instead of ya know the covanent? Not only that, they made the covvies have a white bitch as essentally another prophet sbitting on the entire great journey and the lie that it was. Arbiter has no real reason to defect now due to the covanent not lying about everything.
The reason why they keep them as you said, "benched and away from as much covenant activity as possible" is because of budget-related reasons. Kiki said that they wanted to do lots of Fall of Reach but in the end, they kept it contained to just one episode because it would have blown their budget. This really would have worked better as a big-budget blockbuster movie. Paramount+ as a streaming service is losing millions each year so they're not super enthusiastic about putting more money into the show.
We all would. That's all they had to do. Shit they could have just used cutscenes from halo w and called it a TV show and I'd buy it. But instead we get this goofy shit lmao. I cant understand why the hell paramount even bought the rights.
bruh stop complaining, halo is a good show. I like how it actually creates plot. If I only wanted to see master Chief kick covenant ass every second, I would play the halo games. What did yall expect though lol, it’s a show, it’s meant to run like this.
In the games chief doesnt get his armour removed from halo 2 till the end of halo 4 cus its like a whole process you need special equipment and everything and the big machine. Even at the end of halo 4 they have to remove in manually because he wont fit in the machine since spartan-IIs are like 2 feet taller than IVs
Idk y but the scene of the priest lady saying “ we knew you would deliver us” to kwan ha and you put the Hereditary music made me bust out laughing so much, thats just perfect editing lmao
Imagine the human race is fighting for its life, you’re one of their greatest military assets and you decide “nah, I’m gonna just stay behind on this planet. Good luck”
Considering I haven't seen any of Halo really I just know Master Chief is cool. I certainly didn't hate it but the best scenes with Master Chief in his armour.
Even out of the armour in episode 4 it was good. Anytime it's UNSC vs covenants it's good, the writing for the interpersonal drama and politics just sucked ass.
As someone who doesn't know shit about halo, but knows a couple places and names it's funny suddenly hearing people who actually know suddenly going "oh oh they said the thing."
7:40 To be fair Spartans are soldiers and weapons, you would kinda want them to be emotionally stunned and be effective instead of freaking out or trying to comfort someone instead of gearing up and ending the threat before it causes more harm.
Hey just wanted to say thank you cause im currently going through a pretty tough time and you are one of the few things keeping me in this world so thank you
Master chief canonically has a title above everyone else. They specifically gave him his own rank that outranks everyone, so he could shout at that guy withou a care.
Master Chief is still "just" a Master Chief Petty Officer. Any officer outranks him but most of them know who and what he is and so will defer to his experience and combat prowess. Every now and then he comes across some asshole officer who tries to order him around but he knows how to deal with that pretty well.
@@mekboy7403 I think I've read that spartans do have a certain level of autonomy, they can violate the chain of command, but they have to justify afterwards if it really really was mission critical to do so.
23:06 In season 1 Cortona takes control of Master Cheek’s suit and she saves him in a fight….that happens here and that is how she got him to crash land on the ring safe as possible. *You can see the visor go blue briefly and more clearly in the show*
@@TheSpongyMallard Yeah, I said "every Halo media since then". Did you read? The comics & Halo the Fall of Reach animated series have shown his face completely.
>Covenant on Reach >Gotta sound the alarm. Winter Contingency time >Anderson decides to literally go full traitor and not sound the alarm >Also steals S-II armour for no reason God the writing is so shit.
As a huge Halo fan I was terrified to watch these until I was visiting my parents and they said it was good. I'm glad I gave it a try and honestly, Master Cheeks is a pretty cool dude. Although they don't follow the actual lore to a T, they do include a lot more than I expected and they do a great job at implementing tons of Covenant and UNSC weapons/ships from the games. I basically view it how I used to view Star Wars EU material before the lore change.
Zanny actually made some of the scenes better by adding Halo music in there. Really shows how this show could have been a little bit better with a little more of it.
If you like the show from just a visual standpoint, then thats fair. The practical effects, costumes, props, vehicles, all look fine. Its the script, the writing and characters that I just can’t bother with. At the very least, Henry Cavill cared enough to leave the show when had no chance of redemption. Halo doesn’t seem to have anyone like that.
I like everything about the tv show from it's characters, how they're written makes sense & makes them compelling & have depth with personalities & backstory.
@@reddishcarp1237 Never said you couldn’t like the show, just that the writing is subpar. Like if you think the show is good, the Rings of Power and Witcher are top notch storytelling.
20:18 yeah, I didn’t know what that was until those things came out of the prison. Now I’m officially fucking terrified. 22:39 yes, the actor is a fucking bad ass 22:54 yeah, that’s very disgusting and horrifying
Deepenheimer 💥 and Across the Jediverse 🛸 posters are now on the store page hehe
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The Across the Jediverse poster looks so good
I love your vids, zanny! I have been a fan since 2018 bro and u got me into for honor
Play nioh 2
Dreepinheimer
Thus is the funniest watch party for Halo show I seen. Most folks just bitch about it the entire time barely any good jokes. Gold right here!
after what they did in season one, I can only watch this show through highly edited reaction vids. thanks zanny
:)
Thanks zanny
Bro bro bro………Sammmmeeeeeeee
😂 clearly describe the rest of people who gets updated on the Halo show, including me
I didn’t even know this was s2 til now😭. I never knew they made another season. Do they wanna lose more money?
Paramount: Oh, you don't like Chief without his helmet? Fuck you. *Unarmours your Chief*
It was cool for like one episode since it showed outside of armor they can fight but like.
PUT IT THE FUCK BACK ON
Laugh way too much at this
Also paramount, "oh you didn't like that we didn't build up chiefs face reveal? Well here's a build up to him actually wearing his helmet reveal in the last episode!"
Season 1 he was getting naked every episode
Season 2 he was going awol leaving behind his armour in every episode
@@lyft4238next season he’s gonna be streaking through high charity
When mac and cheese said "its halo time", I cried, truly one of the mustard beef moments
mac and cheese 💀💀
Hamster Keef
mister creek is one of the most video game characters of all time
And then they haloed all over the place.
Yeah massive cheeks is my favourite character
I actually like this new format you bring, while I do enjoy your gameplay stuff, it's nice to sometimes just kick back and nerd out
I agree
Yeah, he should do more, like the Witcher
Crazy how every scene john chief actually shows up and goes apeshit on the covenant is 10/10 kino, but everything else could be from any half baked Netflix sci-fi show from the past 8 years and you wouldn't know the difference.
The shotgun scene in Ep 1 was a 10/10
@@Fuzely The big battle with them running with the wardhog was also top tier
Ya it’s unfortunate
I'd give those maybe 4/10. Just because the rest of the show is dog shit doesn't excuse the stiltedness of the action.
Halo season two gets points for adapting the role and purpose of the spartan 3s from the lore well and literally nothing else.
the action is still pretty good
Not even that 😂😂😂😂
At least the original 3s put up a fight. These dudes got slaughtered wholesale. In space they get a pass though. Not much you can do there
@@_OneMindin the last two episodes only tho
Does it though?
Lore Spartan III's were made for high reward high risks missions. TORPEDO and PROMETHEUS were a disaster of course, but the companies were never meant to perish within a single mission. Especially since both had a lot of success before their respective dooms.
The show versions are just regular ass marines on a quest to die lol
I lost something inside me when are greatest warrior quit for honor but his content is still so good
sword game ⚔😔
@@theonlyzanny which is better sword game or gun game?
@@theonlyzannyI present to you my one-person petition for you to randomly play For Honor for no reason, not even because anyone wants you to or anything, gosh🗿
@nocontender6409 this has now became a two person petition
@@theonlyzanny sword game video at 3 mil?
Unironically I saw that one scene with the spartan 3s boarding a corvette on youtube and thought "Huh this is a pretty good fan adaptation!"
Was waiting for them to say to Chief “You’re off the force, hand in your gun and your badge.”
Master Chief cross over with Total recall
It's so fucking stupid they would actually fucking do it.
Bear bull bear bear bull
*Throws down his child-sized assault rifle and 20-ton chest armor piece, smashing the ONI director's desk instantly*
24:36 kinda neat little detail giving him the signature plasma burn on the chest plate
was so happy when I saw this ngl. thought for a second they weren't gonna keep it and break basic continuity
“I need a zanny video”
-Master Chief, Halo 2
they managed to make a halo show, (a show where we want to watch spartans and marines run around and fight the covenant), and revolve the entire plot around keeping them benched and away from as much covenant activity as possible lmao. when we got to reach i was like finally ! chiefs getting action ! and then the plots like ay, but we took the suits away and i audibly sighed. at this point ive stuck with it cause im unfortunately still curious where it goes and the budget is honestly really good
After that episode I stopped watching, and just followed the plot with UA-cam episode reviews just to not waste an hour of my life every time I wanted to see my favorite franchise get sodomized for cash.
@@JakobWasTaken__ i feel you, i keep telling people i know that are halo familiar to just youtube the fight scenes and leave it at that
They made it about the fucking human conflicts instead of ya know the covanent? Not only that, they made the covvies have a white bitch as essentally another prophet sbitting on the entire great journey and the lie that it was. Arbiter has no real reason to defect now due to the covanent not lying about everything.
The reason why they keep them as you said, "benched and away from as much covenant activity as possible" is because of budget-related reasons. Kiki said that they wanted to do lots of Fall of Reach but in the end, they kept it contained to just one episode because it would have blown their budget. This really would have worked better as a big-budget blockbuster movie. Paramount+ as a streaming service is losing millions each year so they're not super enthusiastic about putting more money into the show.
@@matthewk4912 I get the reason but it’s a shitty way to run a Show, and even the one episode was pretty lack luster
This Season: They took the kids, they took the armour, and they took the planet.
Ah, Kwan Ha. Makarov's second in command.
Solars getting more and more relatable. We both get excited at the lore bits but get sad when they change it.
I would've honestly adored this show if it was about Master Chief and Spartans kicking Covenant ass.
We all would. That's all they had to do. Shit they could have just used cutscenes from halo w and called it a TV show and I'd buy it. But instead we get this goofy shit lmao. I cant understand why the hell paramount even bought the rights.
@@zachrohler1047 insert mr.krabs money meme 😂
bruh stop complaining, halo is a good show. I like how it actually creates plot. If I only wanted to see master Chief kick covenant ass every second, I would play the halo games. What did yall expect though lol, it’s a show, it’s meant to run like this.
@@AlexSmith-tp8fz It's ok to like this show. Just because I hate it doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.
@@Hepheat75 alr
In the games chief doesnt get his armour removed from halo 2 till the end of halo 4 cus its like a whole process you need special equipment and everything and the big machine. Even at the end of halo 4 they have to remove in manually because he wont fit in the machine since spartan-IIs are like 2 feet taller than IVs
guess the next upload
also, let us pray to the old gods that this video remains safe from Paramount
🙏
I wonder...
Assassins creed ezio collection
BG3?
Oiling up?
BG3
I just watch his Asoka watch party and then he released this love to see it
12:55 “we lost fanum we owe them rizz”
😂 No!
"I think grunts are taller than you Zanny" Holy shit, more devastating than the fall of Reach
Hahaha true
Idk y but the scene of the priest lady saying “ we knew you would deliver us” to kwan ha and you put the Hereditary music made me bust out laughing so much, thats just perfect editing lmao
Imagine the human race is fighting for its life, you’re one of their greatest military assets and you decide “nah, I’m gonna just stay behind on this planet. Good luck”
Now I want like 12 seasons of the Halo show, not because it's so great, but because I want Zanny and the boys to react to it!
Considering I haven't seen any of Halo really I just know Master Chief is cool. I certainly didn't hate it but the best scenes with Master Chief in his armour.
Even out of the armour in episode 4 it was good. Anytime it's UNSC vs covenants it's good, the writing for the interpersonal drama and politics just sucked ass.
Fun fact: Visegrád is an actual place in Hungary, I live near it.
Mine gyatt, Mr.chief is CHEEKED up
That's not Mr. Chief, that's Jimmy Rings!
Master cheeks
As someone who doesn't know shit about halo, but knows a couple places and names it's funny suddenly hearing people who actually know suddenly going "oh oh they said the thing."
15:17 You know it's bad when something in Halo 5 story sounds better.
Zanny, the reason why the infection is slow, it because it from a spore, the infection forms are what makes it go faster
Yeah, while I do think it would’ve been better to have pod infectors the infected not mutating a ton cause it’s flood spores makes sense in lore
Zanny: uploads a new video.
Kylo Ren: More. MORE!!!
16:47 best part
True! 🤣
thank you bruh 🙏🏽
“Master Chief, I’m calling to contact you about your car’s extended warranty.”
7:40 To be fair Spartans are soldiers and weapons, you would kinda want them to be emotionally stunned and be effective instead of freaking out or trying to comfort someone instead of gearing up and ending the threat before it causes more harm.
Master chief just walks around: the series
Master chief on screen : 🍿🍿😃
Kwan who on screen: 💤😪🗿
You HAVE to do more stuff like this. This was funny as hell ngl
It can't be a fanfic. There were no fans involved in the production of this series.
lmao
Comporate-mandated studio runfic.
Foe-fiction
This isn't just a shot, it's literal.
Thanks for uploading Zanny I can be happy for the next 25 minutes
Hey just wanted to say thank you cause im currently going through a pretty tough time and you are one of the few things keeping me in this world so thank you
I'm so glad you're watching it with the Halo nerd of all time. His halo knowledge is amazing 😢.
25:32 I couldn't hold myself back from wanting to laugh while I was drinking something from watching this lol
honestly love these kinds of videos, you guys make it so much more enjoyable
Can we just appreciate how dedicated zanny is to pumping his content in us
please rephrase this.
@@galaxybrain_658please rephrase that.
@@galaxybrain_658😂
Master chief canonically has a title above everyone else. They specifically gave him his own rank that outranks everyone, so he could shout at that guy withou a care.
Master Chief is still "just" a Master Chief Petty Officer. Any officer outranks him but most of them know who and what he is and so will defer to his experience and combat prowess. Every now and then he comes across some asshole officer who tries to order him around but he knows how to deal with that pretty well.
@@mekboy7403
I think I've read that spartans do have a certain level of autonomy, they can violate the chain of command, but they have to justify afterwards if it really really was mission critical to do so.
23:06 In season 1 Cortona takes control of Master Cheek’s suit and she saves him in a fight….that happens here and that is how she got him to crash land on the ring safe as possible. *You can see the visor go blue briefly and more clearly in the show*
0:30 when mom finds the poop sock
Halo season 2 is the kenobi of halo
Never have truer words been spoken.
Nah its the acolyte
I enjoy this show when zanny reacts to it. Zanny makes it better to watch. It brings a smile on my face
Lmao, Last of the Has, I guess you could say Kwan Ha 😎 had the last laugh
(NCIS intro theme)
Man this really sure is lore accurate
the fact that they made masterchief reveal his face will forever put it in the trash for me
Master Chief has revealed his face since Halo 4 & every Halo media since then outside of the games has depicted him with a face. Have you kept up?
@@reddishcarp1237 Having a .5 second clip of his closed eyes is not the same as this lol.
At least it's not game cannon.
@@TheSpongyMallard Yeah, I said "every Halo media since then". Did you read? The comics & Halo the Fall of Reach animated series have shown his face completely.
When i saw him without the helmet in this video, it took me like 20 seconds to realise who the fuk he was
That grunt joke was foul but most likely lore accurate Zanny 💀
Vote To Skip had me in stitches damn
7:52
Such a badass scene tho
"we need to initiate the Winter Contingency"
/Monkey neuron activation.
OH OH OH!!!
>Covenant on Reach
>Gotta sound the alarm. Winter Contingency time
>Anderson decides to literally go full traitor and not sound the alarm
>Also steals S-II armour for no reason
God the writing is so shit.
Enjoy these type of reaction videos. You and your friends make it very funny and enjoyable to watch
Honestly I really liked how they brought the flood in that felt awesome while watching it.
It still wasn't lore accurate though. They did it well to an extent
25:48 Ma boi didn't deserve that, he was just trying to help 😢
I still love this concept. I would watch a whole Channel with just this
I don't know if it is from drinking but 0:54 is the funniest shit ever.
I couldn't sit through season one and I'm so glad you made this for season two, really funny video
I love both you gaming videos and these! Great work!
3:22 Psyop. I laughed hard.
This video representing my feelings: 11/10
I can’t imagine watching and recording this, then having to edit and watch this show a second time. Literal hell
8:23 he's shooting a full auto battle rifle
in cannon theres multiple modes of fire
@@Bronzyspore didn't know that, pretty cool I guess
As a huge Halo fan I was terrified to watch these until I was visiting my parents and they said it was good. I'm glad I gave it a try and honestly, Master Cheeks is a pretty cool dude. Although they don't follow the actual lore to a T, they do include a lot more than I expected and they do a great job at implementing tons of Covenant and UNSC weapons/ships from the games. I basically view it how I used to view Star Wars EU material before the lore change.
I can confirm it is good when it’s not bad
that's the highest quality reaction video i've ever seen. Good stuff.
It's so fucking funny the dude asks chief for his kdr lmao
Thanks for saving me time with this summary.
“Tannalo-I mean, Kessler is mine!”
Taking this seriously is like trying to watch spider man lotus without laughing
I love these reaction videos you are doing
You should definitely do more
This show is the Space Balls of Star Wars
You know its a good day when zanny uploads 🔥🔥🔥
Guys i think im addicted to zannys voice
18:15 is that the girl from Utopia?
Guys I found Jessica Hyde
Woman from funny yellow and green show spotted ! ! !
0:35 Master Chief was locking in bro
Thank you for the amazing content
Zanny actually made some of the scenes better by adding Halo music in there. Really shows how this show could have been a little bit better with a little more of it.
How to successfully do season 3:
-do Combat evolved
23:55 The reason the transformation is slow here is because these people are being infected by spores and not infection forms
21:05 Ex Tech Support, now on command.
racist asf
@@judgefonti5786 I am an Indian whatcha gonna do about it
Racist but god damn halarious lmao
@@drakon_Phoenix youre sitting behind a computer screen acting tough
@@judgefonti5786 not even acting tough, I just found humor behind the given scene and commented it. Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed
Thank you Zanny, you make this franchises free fall feel like flying.
If you like the show from just a visual standpoint, then thats fair. The practical effects, costumes, props, vehicles, all look fine. Its the script, the writing and characters that I just can’t bother with. At the very least, Henry Cavill cared enough to leave the show when had no chance of redemption. Halo doesn’t seem to have anyone like that.
I like everything about the tv show from it's characters, how they're written makes sense & makes them compelling & have depth with personalities & backstory.
@@reddishcarp1237 Never said you couldn’t like the show, just that the writing is subpar. Like if you think the show is good, the Rings of Power and Witcher are top notch storytelling.
@@r.e.z9428Agreed the writing is all over the place it’s crazy
Let’s hope Paramount doesn’t show up with the Kwansequences, this is such a good video lol
Zanny what the hell took you 8 days, I’ve rewatched your whole god damn channel 2 times
so glad that the fall of reach happened in the span of 2 minutes, but we got like 5 hours of side quests for xp
ZANNY DROPPED 🔥
I haven’t seen season two whatsoever but I’m glad that my first taste of it is in form of a Zanny video
I Kwan’t take this show anymore
Zanny, you and the lads would make a banger reaction channel overall. The editing reeeaaally helps
Love that the guy from Fortnite got his own show. Huge stuff.
(Sees Heart from Zanny) ODIN IS WITH ME
Quick how do you do the alternative level 1 as goku black in fighterz
4:53 Hey, take it easy! We're not shooting fuckin' good television here.
20:18 yeah, I didn’t know what that was until those things came out of the prison. Now I’m officially fucking terrified.
22:39 yes, the actor is a fucking bad ass
22:54 yeah, that’s very disgusting and horrifying
20:48 whos debris, is that a new spartan? 😂😂
Day 176 of asking Zanny to do an uncharted series:
One day little bro
I feel like he'd hate the gameplay and be meh on the story
Zanny isn't really a story game kind of UA-camr so I don't see how that would work
@@aaeve5676 he liked God of war and ghost. Uncharted is more of a second channel game