Please, for the love of everything, watch The Onion's "Sex House" for a fantastic extended onion skit. It's a whole webseries parodying reality shows and it's so good
That's the funniest part about this. None of them have any reason to trust their experience, because unlike Shark Tank, where they can have a proven track record of good business decisions, everybody on this show either just got super lucky or they make their money through influencer bs.
@@shrubninja6444not just that. but the sharks take a little risk by spending a tiny amount of their fortune. here its no risk than wasting a little time
Bro someone save that first guy's poor wife: single handedly supporting a family of three while her husband takes her salary to build crypto scams. God's strongest warrior frfr
My wife supported me while I built a brand but the difference is I had realistic goals and if it didn't turn a profit by x date I agreed to go back to the work force. Thankfully I was designing a product for an actual purpose and not finding a purpose for my product. That's the key.
My favorite thing about the water is that aluminum cans literally have a plastic lining in them so the product doesn't touch the metal and get a metallic taste from it. All of the guys remarks about plastic literally would still apply to a can. 🤣
No company ACTUALLY cares about the environment, they care about appearing like they care. Kinda like how no Crypto coin cares about being useful for commerce, only hyping someone dumber into thinking it’s useful.
And I mean, there's also the small fact that canned water already exists. It's marketed towards people who want to drink something at a party but don't want alcohol tho; Liquid Death and Not Beer. Open Water was another canned water that came up when I googled.
@@michaelwoods8299 I think he lost it when he realized the rest of them were idiots, at that point I would also give up... selling a literal NFT on a can of actual water to them was probably satisfying
@@Entropy67 But all the QR codes on all the cans are the same. So all the NFTs are the same??? And couldn't you just scan 1 can in the store and collect whatever crappy NFT they have?
The sharks introducing themselves: "Hi, I'm a financial criminal." "Hi, I'm a financial criminal." "Hi, I'm a financial criminal." "Hi, I'm a woman (and possibly also a financial criminal)."
@@Kyle211919 Actually, killer whales are dolphins. Now, all dolphins are technically whales as well, and I wouldn't usually nitpick something like that, but I think it's funnier that, when you think you have the next big crypto idea, you go pitch it to the dolphins.
The people who funded and produced it probably knew it was ironic and these people are idiots. It's funny that the sharks act so serious while saying extremely stupid stuff
@wotermelon_ I actually was thinking that's actually pretty likely considering how the final edit was done to almost enhance the stupidity of what they were saying lmao
I love how there are literally no stakes. Like literally none at all. The sharks can just say "yeah/nah" with absolutely no consequence, so why tf would they even say no hahahaha
As evidenced by how so much of this clip was the sharks saying, essentially, "I think you don't have a realistic path to success but I love your optimism in the face of certain ruin so, it's a YES!" I immediately want to know what the sharks are getting out of this. The "mentorship" is probably Jake Paul Team 1000-level BS but I would bet the sharks are also screwing over the contestants somehow.
I love how the last pitch was the only one using blockchain for the intended purpose (decentralised validation) and the sharks immediately didn't understand what is going on.
Man, those are the griftiest of the grifters - they have no idea about basic math let alone underlying tech. Heck, they don't even trade, they just larp and live off their paid groups or sponsorships/shilling their bags.
Its literally just an NFT for plastic recycling. Some company scoops plastic out of the ocean. Some other company buys the NFT for that amount of credit. Now the new company has an NFT saying they financially contributed to plastic ocean cleanup. I still have no idea what that has to do with Barcelona FC though
Perfect example of crypto influencers: She had no idea what the company did but after hearing a few buzzwords and getting pressured by her peers, she backs it (while putting no money of her own in).
The fact they don't put in any money alone makes anything said on the show completely worthless. It's like playing Poker without money - if you don't have any stakes, you'll do stupid shit or back stuff you don't care about because who cares.
I think I lost brain cells watching this, grew more cynical about my faith in humanity and feel like everyday we get closer and closer to a financial Armageddon. 8/10 video
Every single person contradicted themselves, they had the most benign ideas, and by the end it felt very obvious what they were gonna say each time For all that, I'm gonna swim
This show is actually insane. Especially the ape water with the estrogen plastic water and the massive leap from selling water to experiences reinventing the idea of water. It’s pure gold.
Ape water was the least deranged out of all of them, they are just selling overpriced water and merchandise. The most deranged is the guy defrauding his wife so he can compete as a realtor, when he admittedly knows nothing about it.
@@datgoy5509yeah the ape water and the square competitor were like sensible businesses that involved crypto the guy making his wife support him and fund his business while they live in his sisters basement is wild.
There's literally a saying about not trying to redo shit that has already been done. "Don't reinvent the wheel." I never thought we'd get a quote stupider than that. Wasn't invented and yet these guys are trying to REINVENT WATER😂😂😂😂
The extra funny part about Wendy is that she DEFINITELY bought her subs. She has 200k subs but her highest viewed video only has 150k views and her average video only get like 3k views
@@crap1521 It gets worse. I hadn't caught Wendy's last name so googled "#1 female crypto influencer" genuinely thinking that would pull her up, or at least something from the show. She was nowhere to be found. What came up were women who had actual financial qualifications and were reporting on crypto or creating their own alt coins and crypto businesses. Where tf did Killerwhales find Wendy and why tf did they say "yeah she's the one"?? Could they genuinely not get any decently qualified female...scratch that, their big star is Scaramucci, _all_ the financial literate people refused to touch this with a ten foot pole.
This is like a rentable set I have seen this exact space in like music videos. Half Alive - Still Feel. AJR - Burn the House Down. Definitely adds to the crappiness of this show for me I think its funny.
i think it looks like they ripped of the dark knights research center but couldnt afford or find any equipment or people that would take risk in crypto
It’s somewhat true though. Chemicals that are endocrine disruptors and mimic estrogen can leech into water from plastic. However, that really only happens when the plastic has been exposed to the sun or heated for a prolonged duration. Also the amount released isn’t enough to be worried about unless you continue drinking a lot of the water for days on end.
This show feels like a bunch of scammers called their scammer friends at Amazon and asked them to advertise their scammy product. So they made this scammy show where the scammers can praise the scam products of their scammer friends to make them look good. "They aren't selling water, they are selling experiences. These guys are the new Disney" I mean fucking seriously? Also I don't get the premise of the show. So if one of them says they'll "swim", what does that mean? That they'll mentor them? For free? No equity or fees? Come one that can't possibly be true. What happens when multiple people "swim"? Do they all get along once a week and discuss business? Do the enterpreneurs have a separate meeting with each of them? And again, ALL OF THIS FOR FREE? I just don't believe any of it for a second. EDIT: So here's what I found about the show: "Founders indeed don’t strike deals with the whales like they do on Shark Tank. In fact, whales can’t at any point invest in the projects that appear on the show. Startups only vie for their counsel on startup matters and potential positive buzz with the general public - to the point that no actual discussion of investment or shilling of tokens is shown on screen. Whales are also stipulated to have no contact with the teams until the shows air. The projects that “swim” (as opposed to “sink,” their version of yay or nay) will also have a special page built on CoinMarketCap where viewers can learn more about the projects. The Binance-owned company has partnered with Hello Labs to boost the show’s reach and help with the application vetting process." So it's literally just advertising. You go to the show hoping that famous people say they like your idea. If they do, it's good advertisement for you. That's it. And if they like you a lot, you get to be on a webpage. They took the concept of some enterpreneurs going to Shark Tank just for exposure and made an entire show about just that.
Yo, bro, I can't believe that they landed the first ever woman youtuber female crypto #1 poor 14 year old cashier middle seat sitter on Killer Whales to be on the show Killer Whales. So glad she ditched her crypto positions a year ago at a loss so that she had time for this crypto mogul show.
She has 200k subs, but her most viewed video is 164k views, either crypto fans will subscribe to anyone pro crypto without watching any videos, or a bunch of fake subs, both are pretty likely.
OMG the line "They are the next Disney" had me rolling! Its a guy standing there with a can of water, the most abundant resource on earth and most oversaturated market on earth 🤣🤣
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11:40 - the funny thing is, they didn't even care to really dive into their own products. Metal cans are lined with a plastic film on the inside. Youre still consuming micro plastic and potential hormonally active substance. Maybe its less, idk how the numbers compare, but your drink still touches 100% of plastic and 0% of metal while stored in the can...
And Vampire: First guy have been through 9 wallstreet crashes, but there has been like 11 big ones, according to chatgpt, through history with like 7 of them happening before 1929 great depression.
"They've carved the market" Ah, yes, when Zillow is looking at some random realtor, they are terrified. They see a single person selling homes in LA, and immediately leave the market.
No joke that is the set in LA that was also used as the Bat cave in the 2008 - 2012 Nolan movies. Also I remember reading that it was also used in some big pop artist music video
@@sarasthoughts They don't just take the can and re-fill it and seal the lid shut again lol. They melt it all down and separate the aluminium from all the waste.
@@sarasthoughtsnot sure but since the same cans are used for sodas and energy drinks, which can dissolve the actual metal, there is a plastic lining to protect the can.
I think this was a good example of editing skills making these shows work. They scripted their responses to do the suspenseful thing but they didn’t have any of the proper music, fast cut camera angles, and build up so it just came out all at once as “well I dunno your business DOES kinda suck in every single way and I don’t even like your personality really…I’m in.” And it’s hilarious 😂
Metal cans have to have plastic layer inside unless they want to consumers to deal with metallic taste and possibly metal poisoning. You cannot eliminate microplastics that way. 11:44
I don't have quite the work experience to match 14 year old cashier but I work at a company that develops point of sale software we have been approached by people trying to do what pundi x is trying to do it's the most basic idea anyone could have. The main problem with it is unless store owners are really into crypto no one wants to hold their funds in crypto so these companies need to cash out all the merchants crypto into cash everyday which means they need to either buy all their crypto or have some kind of exchange large enough to handle that volume of cash flow one way everyday and even then most merchants don't want to switch because Bitcoin fees are much higher then credit and debit transaction fees. Most store owners are old people/ families who have done this forever and don't like change or large businesses that don't want to associate with crypto
@@GEM4staThe advantage according to them would be the "potential" extra sales from people who own crypto which is bs. But the only real advantage I can think of is that merchants would be able to get deposits even on weekends which they can't now since it's all tied to the bank
wouldn't that also run into a problem if a system like that miraculously became popular too? Say people started buying shit at malls for crypto, and then the crypto used immediately got sold, wouldn't that cause extreme volatility at specific times when people are out shopping?
Arent cans of water (and cans of beans for that matter) lined with plastic? Oh no...crypto man forgot to warn me about his water cans...now i have tiddies
its amazing how much estrogen you can get from random shit like plastic bottled water or soy. why even go to the doctor for gender affirming care its so easy and cheap
The way they are so like passive aggressive and straight up aggressive with each other. Like when the guy rolled his eyes at the girl saying she was the “largest female crypto UA-camr” or saying “explain it to her like she’s 5”
wild how someone actually scripted that the only woman involved would start off by declaring "i'm a woman" instead of just actually including enough women to make them visible
Notice they said Barcelona Football Club, never Barça or Barcelona, because they are probably talk about a fifth tier club in the Barcelona regional division
This show can’t be real. It hurts my brain. With that said it’s amazing entertainment. Btw if anyone thought that maybe the last people had a good idea with the plastic credits?? Know that carbon offsets are often over produced and not really enforced, they are just a stupid way for businesses to make customers think they are making a positive change so I can’t imagine the plastic shit doing any better.
They could have cast five random teens who got lucky in the last crypto wave and the show would have been 100% the same. Zero talk about blockchains, it’s all buzzwords and peer pressure
I know its obvious but atrioc's saying out loud, "No one will buy something with crypto because they think itll grow" is exactly why crypto is stupid. I sure hope my fartcoin gets over 1 cent so I can sell it to the next stupidest "entrepreneur"
shark tank if the sharks operated purely on vibes
Honestly VibeTank goes hard we should pitch it.
i dont think crypto bros can feel vibes
but vibes have risk if you commit to them. here's no risk at all except wasting time! :D
big A should 200% start vibe tank
What else are they going to do if they're giving a real state agent that hasn't sold a single house.
This is the longest The Onion skit ever
I know it's a joke but they actually have really long skits
Please, for the love of everything, watch The Onion's "Sex House" for a fantastic extended onion skit. It's a whole webseries parodying reality shows and it's so good
@@tomlxyz Yeah but not entire series long. Do they?
thousandth like lets go
When she said I was a cashier at 14 I lost it lmao, some solid qualifications here
Are you suggesting that her certifiable EXPERIENCE of being a cashier at 14 wouldn't help her decide if his thing or whatever will be successful?!
That's the funniest part about this. None of them have any reason to trust their experience, because unlike Shark Tank, where they can have a proven track record of good business decisions, everybody on this show either just got super lucky or they make their money through influencer bs.
@@shrubninja6444not just that. but the sharks take a little risk by spending a tiny amount of their fortune. here its no risk than wasting a little time
shit had me rolling bro, it's crazy that someone can be as out of touch as that girl
As a 14 year old cashier she trialled all the different POS systems so can determine quality immediately.
Bro someone save that first guy's poor wife:
single handedly supporting a family of three while her husband takes her salary to build crypto scams. God's strongest warrior frfr
You might be surprised how many wives are doing this these days. Kinda sad
@squibbelsmcjohnson She is a great girl, that is why she deserves better than a scammer.
rugpulling YOUR OWN WIFE
@squibbelsmcjohnson Bro got mad at the leeching scammer getting called out.
My wife supported me while I built a brand but the difference is I had realistic goals and if it didn't turn a profit by x date I agreed to go back to the work force. Thankfully I was designing a product for an actual purpose and not finding a purpose for my product. That's the key.
I'm adding "I'm a woman, I care about people, but I don't take any s***" as a new character trait for D&D
She said she will I’m a woman and I will call you out on your shit not I don’t take any shit so plz make sure you make the trait lore accurate
I'm starting every sentence with "I'm a woman" from this day onward.
thisis the type of game dialogue twitter people like
I will definitely insight check that on being some kind of skinwalker
Put it on your resume
This is basically the entire crypto industry in a nutshell.
"Your idea makes no logical sense, and you're an obvious loser. COUNT ME IN!"
A black mirror episode where everyone makes extremely questionable decisions and you're the only person with common sense.
that's just idiocracy
Which is why you're stuck in a glass box and forced to watch it.
Wendy my GOAT. "I was a cashier at 14 so I can tell if its good." Truly we have witnessed the peak of expertise
She is a D1 yapper istg
Did you grow up poor? Cause I did
Part of my is shocked she is qualified enough to be on this show, and the other part is amazed she's the #1 Female Crypto Influencer on UA-cam.
@@tomwallen7271 well the bar for that is pretty low, so im not surprised she is the number one^^
@@Mr_Hope2000she didn’t grow up poor! She grew up up VERY poor
My favorite thing about the water is that aluminum cans literally have a plastic lining in them so the product doesn't touch the metal and get a metallic taste from it. All of the guys remarks about plastic literally would still apply to a can. 🤣
No company ACTUALLY cares about the environment, they care about appearing like they care.
Kinda like how no Crypto coin cares about being useful for commerce, only hyping someone dumber into thinking it’s useful.
Also because although aluminum doesn't rust, it corrodes very easily in water. So the taste will even be the least concern.
And I mean, there's also the small fact that canned water already exists. It's marketed towards people who want to drink something at a party but don't want alcohol tho; Liquid Death and Not Beer. Open Water was another canned water that came up when I googled.
losing it at "they are the next disney" these people are incredible
I thought he was 100% sarcastic when he started saying that
@@michaelwoods8299 I think he lost it when he realized the rest of them were idiots, at that point I would also give up... selling a literal NFT on a can of actual water to them was probably satisfying
@@Entropy67 But all the QR codes on all the cans are the same. So all the NFTs are the same??? And couldn't you just scan 1 can in the store and collect whatever crappy NFT they have?
@@obijan42 "Dude, stop hacking our business!"
What’s stopping me from scanning all the cans in the store to take those NFTs? Surprised they didn’t ask this
The sharks introducing themselves:
"Hi, I'm a financial criminal."
"Hi, I'm a financial criminal."
"Hi, I'm a financial criminal."
"Hi, I'm a woman (and possibly also a financial criminal)."
😂😂😂
Diversity win
That's not true at all!
They're whales
@@Kyle211919 Actually, killer whales are dolphins. Now, all dolphins are technically whales as well, and I wouldn't usually nitpick something like that, but I think it's funnier that, when you think you have the next big crypto idea, you go pitch it to the dolphins.
The fact that this is not ironic makes it probably the funniest show I have ever watched.
The people who funded and produced it probably knew it was ironic and these people are idiots. It's funny that the sharks act so serious while saying extremely stupid stuff
@wotermelon_ I actually was thinking that's actually pretty likely considering how the final edit was done to almost enhance the stupidity of what they were saying lmao
Yeah watching 12:50 dude this gotta be straight from a comedy show
When the last guy swam with the ape water people I actually started to think they are all in on a joke. The things they say are so rediculous.
It’s all ironic to make the “sharks” look smarter so they can rug pull more scams in the future
I love how there are literally no stakes. Like literally none at all. The sharks can just say "yeah/nah" with absolutely no consequence, so why tf would they even say no hahahaha
As evidenced by how so much of this clip was the sharks saying, essentially, "I think you don't have a realistic path to success but I love your optimism in the face of certain ruin so, it's a YES!" I immediately want to know what the sharks are getting out of this. The "mentorship" is probably Jake Paul Team 1000-level BS but I would bet the sharks are also screwing over the contestants somehow.
I love how the last pitch was the only one using blockchain for the intended purpose (decentralised validation) and the sharks immediately didn't understand what is going on.
I do not understand that but I'm not a crypto person.
Well yeah until they got sidetracked to nfts with football club like what does that having to do with tracking recycled plastics
Man, those are the griftiest of the grifters - they have no idea about basic math let alone underlying tech. Heck, they don't even trade, they just larp and live off their paid groups or sponsorships/shilling their bags.
Its literally just an NFT for plastic recycling. Some company scoops plastic out of the ocean. Some other company buys the NFT for that amount of credit. Now the new company has an NFT saying they financially contributed to plastic ocean cleanup.
I still have no idea what that has to do with Barcelona FC though
@@talyahr3302that’s the fun part no one does and it probably just doesn’t make sense. But we will find all that out later lol.
The entire video was unhinged but the water section WAS INSANE
BRO SAID NOTHING AND GOT 5/5
Yeah, it was just a bunch of word salad. He got all into VIP experiences. Whew! He’s way too much of a smarty pants for me!
I scrolled down to the comments immediately when I hear "Estrogen is released from a man's body when he drinks water from plastic"
I wish bro 😔
@@willow990 real
Same wtf
I can't tell if this quote is from ape water or plastiks, but I'm too weak to endure the cringe to satisfy my curiosity.
@@pikapowns it was the ape water (sadly i endured the cringe)
Perfect example of crypto influencers: She had no idea what the company did but after hearing a few buzzwords and getting pressured by her peers, she backs it (while putting no money of her own in).
The fact they don't put in any money alone makes anything said on the show completely worthless. It's like playing Poker without money - if you don't have any stakes, you'll do stupid shit or back stuff you don't care about because who cares.
@@youtube-kit9450Hey, playing poker without money is fun.
I think I lost brain cells watching this, grew more cynical about my faith in humanity and feel like everyday we get closer and closer to a financial Armageddon. 8/10 video
Same. Honestly wish everyone in crypto the worst luck. 👍
I'm super regarded now. Like beyond full regard, just from watching parts of this
Same, you strap me to a chair and play this, I will give any information to you that you want.
@@kphaxxI wish you luck in dealing with your regardedness
Every single person contradicted themselves, they had the most benign ideas, and by the end it felt very obvious what they were gonna say each time
For all that, I'm gonna swim
It took him to pause to notice it was an actual amazon show. I thought its a parody youtube video.
Wait this is on Amazon????
Yeah. Go figure. Amazon will do anything for money, even shill these morons.
@@Halbmond yes.
I want to know who pitched this to Amazon
"im a woman"
sounds credible enough
and she had a job, in the world of crypto she's already broken the credibility scale
She's got kids too. Amazing.
@@LarsLarsen77Women have kids?? Wow!! Never learned that, even in sex ed..
Ah yes what a great cast
White collar criminal
White collar criminal
White collar criminal
And woman
This show is actually insane. Especially the ape water with the estrogen plastic water and the massive leap from selling water to experiences reinventing the idea of water. It’s pure gold.
Ape water was the least deranged out of all of them, they are just selling overpriced water and merchandise.
The most deranged is the guy defrauding his wife so he can compete as a realtor, when he admittedly knows nothing about it.
The Ape water is really just selling lame NFTs, using water as an excuse to get people to even consider it. It's a Trojan horse, basically.
@@datgoy5509yeah the ape water and the square competitor were like sensible businesses that involved crypto the guy making his wife support him and fund his business while they live in his sisters basement is wild.
@@datgoy5509 very first guy for the very first episode; a literal basement dweller. 😂
"we want to reimagine water" LMAOOOO
i mean tbh water has been pretty problematic XD
@@dusk2308🙃?
We want to disrupt water.
You mean reimagine water as… crack cocaine? Reimagine water as a Tyrannosaurus rex? 🤷♂️🤦♂️
There's literally a saying about not trying to redo shit that has already been done. "Don't reinvent the wheel." I never thought we'd get a quote stupider than that. Wasn't invented and yet these guys are trying to REINVENT WATER😂😂😂😂
This looks like a tv show that would show up in gta 6
bruh i thought i was watching a netflix promo about the next black mirror
How is this so accurate? They even look like GTA5 Chars already
All they need is a sex innuendo every 5 minutes, and they're golden!
💯
Ape Water. We wan't to reimagine water. Estrogen is released in the male body...
-when you drink plastic.
"It's a terrible idea, that being said I'm gonna swim"
'Explain it to her like she's 5'
"Thank you"
Lol
@wotermelon_ I still would
@@tyler.walkerHell na, Brother 💀
I would have gone with, "Explain it to her as she is mentally 5."
The extra funny part about Wendy is that she DEFINITELY bought her subs. She has 200k subs but her highest viewed video only has 150k views and her average video only get like 3k views
Well, it's not that bad actually
Its a fair number
I think it's 50k views 😂
@@lazyegg2701 oh my god you’re right it’s worse than I thought 💀
100% agreed that she bought subs.
@@crap1521
It gets worse. I hadn't caught Wendy's last name so googled "#1 female crypto influencer" genuinely thinking that would pull her up, or at least something from the show.
She was nowhere to be found. What came up were women who had actual financial qualifications and were reporting on crypto or creating their own alt coins and crypto businesses.
Where tf did Killerwhales find Wendy and why tf did they say "yeah she's the one"?? Could they genuinely not get any decently qualified female...scratch that, their big star is Scaramucci, _all_ the financial literate people refused to touch this with a ten foot pole.
shark tank looks like a nice high-rise penthouse with good furniture and atmosphere and this show is a Sinner before the Five Judges of Hell in Limbo
So you're saying it's a perfect fit for crypto then.
I imagine if 3/5 judges vote sink, they send you out through a door that opens directly into the catacombs.
This is like a rentable set I have seen this exact space in like music videos. Half Alive - Still Feel. AJR - Burn the House Down. Definitely adds to the crappiness of this show for me I think its funny.
GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE!?!?! :O
i think it looks like they ripped of the dark knights research center but couldnt afford or find any equipment or people that would take risk in crypto
I hate the show concept. They're staking their mentorship??? Congrats, you won a 20 minute chat with someone who got lucky at buying crypto.
Show is stupid but it's not luck unless you invested in some pump and dump shitcoin. Im at 6 figures from a 5 figure portfolio at 24.
@@vrsce0178 Luck
@vrsce0178 lol cope harder, its 100% luck...
Estrogen is released in a man's body when you consume plastic water was an actual thing said on an evidently real show.
It’s somewhat true though. Chemicals that are endocrine disruptors and mimic estrogen can leech into water from plastic. However, that really only happens when the plastic has been exposed to the sun or heated for a prolonged duration. Also the amount released isn’t enough to be worried about unless you continue drinking a lot of the water for days on end.
it's true, dasani made me think gay thoughts that just won't stop. Christ it's happening right now!! It's time to pray
@@jackinzbox. "drinking a lot of water...days on end" So it's only a problem if you live?
I mean estrogen is always released in a man's body that's just normal
@@merlinbotha363he meant like multiple gallons per day. If you drink soda, beer, tea, even water from the tap this is irrelevant.
This show feels like a bunch of scammers called their scammer friends at Amazon and asked them to advertise their scammy product. So they made this scammy show where the scammers can praise the scam products of their scammer friends to make them look good. "They aren't selling water, they are selling experiences. These guys are the new Disney" I mean fucking seriously?
Also I don't get the premise of the show. So if one of them says they'll "swim", what does that mean? That they'll mentor them? For free? No equity or fees? Come one that can't possibly be true. What happens when multiple people "swim"? Do they all get along once a week and discuss business? Do the enterpreneurs have a separate meeting with each of them? And again, ALL OF THIS FOR FREE? I just don't believe any of it for a second.
EDIT: So here's what I found about the show: "Founders indeed don’t strike deals with the whales like they do on Shark Tank. In fact, whales can’t at any point invest in the projects that appear on the show. Startups only vie for their counsel on startup matters and potential positive buzz with the general public - to the point that no actual discussion of investment or shilling of tokens is shown on screen. Whales are also stipulated to have no contact with the teams until the shows air. The projects that “swim” (as opposed to “sink,” their version of yay or nay) will also have a special page built on CoinMarketCap where viewers can learn more about the projects. The Binance-owned company has partnered with Hello Labs to boost the show’s reach and help with the application vetting process."
So it's literally just advertising. You go to the show hoping that famous people say they like your idea. If they do, it's good advertisement for you. That's it. And if they like you a lot, you get to be on a webpage. They took the concept of some enterpreneurs going to Shark Tank just for exposure and made an entire show about just that.
At least ape water was not a blatant fraud, one of the rare crypto companies where I don't expect to see founders and insiders in court.
Thank you so much for the explanation. I was watching the video while thinking the whole time "WTF swim means? They get cash now?"
@@datgoy5509
Canned water exists tho. Liquid Death and Not Beer.
Yo, bro, I can't believe that they landed the first ever woman youtuber female crypto #1 poor 14 year old cashier middle seat sitter on Killer Whales to be on the show Killer Whales. So glad she ditched her crypto positions a year ago at a loss so that she had time for this crypto mogul show.
May a well add left handed too if their adding qualified
Did i mention she’s a woman?
She is also very very poor
She's truly selling "experiences".
I truly struggle to believe she isn't being ironic
She has 200k subs, but her most viewed video is 164k views, either crypto fans will subscribe to anyone pro crypto without watching any videos, or a bunch of fake subs, both are pretty likely.
Shes got no neck
@@adamnielson42most of her subs are from UA-cam shorts
@@jinjay354 ahhhh, that actually makes a lot of sense
@@adamnielson42 can't expect crypto bros to have longer attention spans?
OMG the line "They are the next Disney" had me rolling! Its a guy standing there with a can of water, the most abundant resource on earth and most oversaturated market on earth 🤣🤣
DUDE!! And if you make your own chocolate or beer at home, you can be the next PARAMOUNT!! Richer than the guy who invented sticky notes, damn it!!
Canned water also already exists. Liquid Death and Not Beer.
Believe me when I say he struggled for a while to make this thumbnail.
The only reason why the game was released was because it wasn’t available in Europe or the United Kingdom in Europe
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Alright I'll believe you
@@TheMemeBorrower.Which game are we talking about
@irecordwithaphone1856 The game is the number one game that has manifested physically and has publicly added a number of spells equal to your Constitution.
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Did he do the thumbnail on stream? or Are you just assuming that he struggled I mean he probably did
If you told me this was a parody I'd say it deserves an emmy
The canned water pitch was the most insane thing i have ever seen on tv
And that all judges agreed is absolutly insane
I’m pretty sure the water pitch was totally brainstormed and performed on a lot of cocaine.
I'm convinced this show was written by ai
This is to fucking absurd
Its not about the water, its the experience...lol
11:40 - the funny thing is, they didn't even care to really dive into their own products.
Metal cans are lined with a plastic film on the inside. Youre still consuming micro plastic and potential hormonally active substance.
Maybe its less, idk how the numbers compare, but your drink still touches 100% of plastic and 0% of metal while stored in the can...
I thought the same thing haha -- aluminum cans have a plastic liner that's sprayed in when they are manufactured :P
The plastic is there for a reason, it prevents metal from leeching into the drink and altering its taste
This is one of the most backward shows ever to exist, it makes Mr. Wonderful look like a magical Willy Wonka figure.
His deals would actually be best ones out there
Yep he had alot of cash in FTX@wotermelon_
I love how this video explores such interesting concepts but it's kinda crazy how nobody's talking about the book called Forbidden Crypto Hacks
get out of here, bots! we're making fun of crypto!
i told this bot to kick rocks and my comment got struck for bullying lmao this website is cooked
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Yeas thabks for the warning bot. Now I know which book to avoid and report on Amazon
Which grifter was selling that?
This show is unhinged. I cant watch it myself but atrioc as a filter has made it bearable lmao
mood. i could never watch this show by itself.
@@tortillachips3911 twitch chat also helps it.
so real, was thinking the exact same thing.
Shoutout to Bruce Wayne for letting them shoot this show in his garage.
"Estrogen is released in a man's body when you consume plastic water" - Mahatma Gandhi
😂
This is so much funnier knowing the entire production crew watched this reaction
Everything on this show is just something that already exists but with crypto 💀
The irony that this is just shark tank with crypto
its almost like Atrioc says this exact thing in the video!
that's how it's supposed to work. crypto is just a payment processing method afterall
@@paynemi1992beat me to it, I was gonna including the show itself.
I mean yeah, but the prize is also fucking nothing so I think it balances out.
Resume:
Woman
Cashier
UA-camr
Wow
Also very very poor
And Vampire: First guy have been through 9 wallstreet crashes, but there has been like 11 big ones, according to chatgpt, through history with like 7 of them happening before 1929 great depression.
@@danielcillie1856 oh you're taking about the MOOCH?
@@PanicGiraffe the one and only.
Needs to get things in her expertise explained like she's 5
Watching these back now that I know the whole staff has seen every one of these. it's a lot funnier now
Dude the Pundi X idea is the same exact idea that a crypto scammer used. Its literally on netflix.
It could be done very right, this however is not how you should do it.
"we want to reimagine water" sounds like a joke from Silicon Valley.
and they say SNL has fallen off, this was gold...oh wait this was real? fuck
Can't believe such cut-throat business deals are being conducted in Batman's basement.
4:52 narrator: “will the judges help Ralph swim out of his sister’s basement?”
Bad wording 😂
"We want to re-imagine water." I need more of this show.
Wendy is alternate universe Lori. Literally inverse in every way 😂
"They've carved the market" Ah, yes, when Zillow is looking at some random realtor, they are terrified. They see a single person selling homes in LA, and immediately leave the market.
Pffffffffffffffft
20 days until Paper Mario
Hell yeah
can't wait!
and only ∞ days until silksong
6:10 she just pulled a reverse Barbara. "Im a badass woman and for that reason, Im in."
it’s ridiculous how many things are filmed in this room such a variety as well. big budget movies, music videos, jschlatt videos, and this “show”
Dude the second I saw that room I thought of the schlatt video
whats the name of the schlatt vid?
Bro, the second I saw that room I was like, wait they’re shooting this in the music video room lol
Playing cursed wii games with youtubers or something @@eepygatto
@@eepygatto forcing youtubers to play scuffed wii games
No joke that is the set in LA that was also used as the Bat cave in the 2008 - 2012 Nolan movies.
Also I remember reading that it was also used in some big pop artist music video
"No plastic"
Cans are fucking lined with plastic inside them.
Lmao the image of the water just on the edge of bare aluminum is such a funny image if they actually have zero plastic in it
I want to see NIMIQ on this haha, 11+ years in Blockchain and I love that this is happening! ♡
Lmao at the water in a can guy. What do you think the inside of a can is lined with? Plastic.
the corrosion adds flavor 🤣
Wait what? How does recycling work then?
@@sarasthoughts They don't just take the can and re-fill it and seal the lid shut again lol. They melt it all down and separate the aluminium from all the waste.
@@sarasthoughtsnot sure but since the same cans are used for sodas and energy drinks, which can dissolve the actual metal, there is a plastic lining to protect the can.
@@sarasthoughts the aluminum gets recycled, the plastic lining doesn't get recycled
0:03 Out here looking like a healthy Slim Shady 😂
"It's not a crypto business, and that's what i love about it". 😂
"I think we have enough information, it's sink or swim time" is something you would hear is like a cooking show ngl
"I'm a woman" 💅
I need to put this on my resume; never knew it was a selling point! 😂
@@ellicel lol companies are required to hire a % of women so yes it actually is a selling point
@@sigmamale4147which companies? Do you have any proof?
@@sigmamale4147which companies?
having the mooch just sitting there is so surreal
"...they are the next Disney..."
WTAF
Sounds more like a threat than an opportunity 😂
I think this was a good example of editing skills making these shows work. They scripted their responses to do the suspenseful thing but they didn’t have any of the proper music, fast cut camera angles, and build up so it just came out all at once as “well I dunno your business DOES kinda suck in every single way and I don’t even like your personality really…I’m in.” And it’s hilarious 😂
13:12 YES EDITOR FINALLY GETS IT! GOOD JOB!
REAL
I love how "water with a qr code attached" was the most successful thing on here
as soon as she started talking i was so fucking baffled i disassociated from real life and freaked out
Metal cans have to have plastic layer inside unless they want to consumers to deal with metallic taste and possibly metal poisoning. You cannot eliminate microplastics that way. 11:44
I don't have quite the work experience to match 14 year old cashier but I work at a company that develops point of sale software we have been approached by people trying to do what pundi x is trying to do it's the most basic idea anyone could have. The main problem with it is unless store owners are really into crypto no one wants to hold their funds in crypto so these companies need to cash out all the merchants crypto into cash everyday which means they need to either buy all their crypto or have some kind of exchange large enough to handle that volume of cash flow one way everyday and even then most merchants don't want to switch because Bitcoin fees are much higher then credit and debit transaction fees. Most store owners are old people/ families who have done this forever and don't like change or large businesses that don't want to associate with crypto
The things you said are kinda problems but I think the root is that there is really no advantage
@@GEM4staThe advantage according to them would be the "potential" extra sales from people who own crypto which is bs. But the only real advantage I can think of is that merchants would be able to get deposits even on weekends which they can't now since it's all tied to the bank
IMO it goes both ways. Crypto bros want to HODL (as shown by one of the degen guppies in this vid) and business owners want liquid cash.
Actually the main problem is people only use crypto to buy illegal stuff or nfts.
wouldn't that also run into a problem if a system like that miraculously became popular too? Say people started buying shit at malls for crypto, and then the crypto used immediately got sold, wouldn't that cause extreme volatility at specific times when people are out shopping?
“Chief visionary officer” ok Kendall Roy
Arent cans of water (and cans of beans for that matter) lined with plastic? Oh no...crypto man forgot to warn me about his water cans...now i have tiddies
Yes they are to protect the aluminum from corrosion
"They are the next Disney" is wild when its 2 guys selling crypto water.
11:29 "Estrogen is released in a man's body when you consume plastic water."
Me: *Frantically buys all the mineral water I can find.*
in aluminum can, inside of the can coated in plastic 😅
Be careful not to buy water in glass bottles, no estrogen in there
its amazing how much estrogen you can get from random shit like plastic bottled water or soy. why even go to the doctor for gender affirming care its so easy and cheap
The way they are so like passive aggressive and straight up aggressive with each other. Like when the guy rolled his eyes at the girl saying she was the “largest female crypto UA-camr” or saying “explain it to her like she’s 5”
wild how someone actually scripted that the only woman involved would start off by declaring "i'm a woman" instead of just actually including enough women to make them visible
11:31 as a trans woman i see this a win
At the end of every episode they just rug pull the sharks
'we wanted to reimagine water' is the most cryptobro think i've ever heard in my life
I never would've guessed in a million fucking years that Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci was gonna be in this video
11:06 What stops someone from scanning the ape water QR code before buying the product? What a joke 😂
I can't believe this isn't parody yhese people have no self awareness I can't lol
it isn't i think it is parody. I refuse to belive any of them take it seriously.
Yes, people that stupid exist. I’ve met some of them.
this unironically feels like a The Onion video
Notice they said Barcelona Football Club, never Barça or Barcelona, because they are probably talk about a fifth tier club in the Barcelona regional division
GM! Thank you for watching the show!
my queen
holy shit it's real
Did you actually watch the vid my guy??
Are you a woman?
Wait you're telling me people who basically did the equivalent of winning at roulette aren't good investors????
17:15 i love this
“Yes King A” we all say in unison
“Yeah your idea sucks ass, I’m in “
I already fine shark tank painfully cringe there’s no way I survive this video😭
"I grew up very, very poor and I was very excited when we got a new box of cereal" Lady, I didn't even have cereal growing up.
because were all thinking "man, shark tank is cool, but it'd sure better with crypto in it" 😑
"this idea sucks and this is why, anyway, im all in" absolutely maddening
This show can’t be real. It hurts my brain. With that said it’s amazing entertainment. Btw if anyone thought that maybe the last people had a good idea with the plastic credits?? Know that carbon offsets are often over produced and not really enforced, they are just a stupid way for businesses to make customers think they are making a positive change so I can’t imagine the plastic shit doing any better.
Couldn't agree more with the sentiment here. Clarity is key, and Forbidden Crypto Hacks book seems to provide just that. Can't wait to dive in!
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They could have cast five random teens who got lucky in the last crypto wave and the show would have been 100% the same. Zero talk about blockchains, it’s all buzzwords and peer pressure
I know its obvious but atrioc's saying out loud, "No one will buy something with crypto because they think itll grow" is exactly why crypto is stupid. I sure hope my fartcoin gets over 1 cent so I can sell it to the next stupidest "entrepreneur"