Some fun facts about the soccer player: - He never scored a goal in his entire career - He falsely claimed to have scored TWICE in the same game - He got sent off on his first game for one of his teams - He was arrested for assaulting someone - He was accused of trying to blackmail a Football Manager over gambling debts he had of nearly a million dollars
They're so INSANE for saying he should quit an extremely high paying cybersec 12 year experience masters degree job for a BORDERLINE STARTUP CRYPTO WALLET
I like how their feedback to one of the most qualified dudes they've had on the show was to 1) quit his stable, high-paying job, and 2) become more of an asshole
Yeah who tf are these people anyways? Maybe since I'm not in that bubble but if they were that successful I would like to think I would know one. Might as well ask homeless people for career advice
Provided they are talking about the business, I'd assume it's to try and limit the free promotion they'd get as that would probably be just as good if not better than "mentorship"
This a game show, where you have a product, but you never talk about the product and the judges could try and know what your product is, by asking the right questions, but instead ask complete nonsensical questions and then just decide to "Swim" or "Sink" based on complete vibes and barely anything to do with what the contestants said. The added bonus being that whether they "Sink" or "Swim" means absolutely nothing to either parties.
At least Shark Tank makes sense. I feel like this show has to be satire. No way anyone watches this and takes it seriously. It looks like someone used an AI generator to come up with Killer whale.
This show has me completely engrossed, sitting on the edge of my seat, eagerly anticipating whether the judges will sink or swim. The suspense is as palpable as the feeling of waiting for a firefighter to exit a burning building. Coupled with the fact that Wendy is a woman who cares about people but will still call them out on their shit. As I wipe my tears off my keyboard, I have only one thought: this show is art as a textbook definition.
It’s keeping me up at night thinking about what will happen in tomorrow’s crazy episode. Will they sink? Will they swim? Who knows, damn the suspense is killing me. I don’t think I can handle this level of excitement.
It’s like $4000 per day in the middle of LA, so it’s a relatively cheap place to film and a bunch of bands and movie producers all live/work close by. It’s called “Light Box Garage”
That dude in the middle shaking his head when Wendy pointed out that raising a kid is full-time job made me so upset. Undervaluing those responsible for manufacturing the next set of adults is how you get shows like this one.
When the show started to play music, literally labeled "romantic" for that matter, over multiple close-ups of the GeroWallet co-owner and the female judge after he said he is married and has a family, I just paused the video and spent a couple of minutes laughing and cringing at the same time. I know Atrioc has said it multiple times during this and other Killer Whales videos, but the show has such abysmal editing it is insane.
Fun fact: Alan Rogers, the “premier league player,” played in the premier league for three seasons, and his team was relegated in all three. Forest in 98/99 finished last, Leicester was last in 01/02, and in 03/04 Leicester was relegated after getting rid of him mid-season.
That's hilarious, because he had a Scouse accent I assumed he was like a substitute that played for Liverpool a couple times and was just a bench warmer really 😂 Of course like none of the people who play for the teams actually come from the areas lol I forget that
To be fair even the worst premier league player is still 100x better than any average person. He isn't a superstar but he still made it further than 99% of people who tried.
@@self_improvement_d True, and he managed to have a 12 year career, which is very impressive. At least he has strong connections with those two teams for his crypto schemes.
Wendy is such a joke and the fact that she doesn’t realize and instead doubles down on how important and insightful she thinks she is is hilarious. You couldn’t come up with satire this good
i wonder how she is in private or if shes just acting that narcissistic shtrong woeman. back in the day nuts could only scam tourists mostly. internet and crypto amps that up making it possible every insane human can sell tulips to each other and having an echo chamber.
the Shield Security pitch is WILD because it's the first pitch that isn't just "Thing that exists, but crypto" it's like an actual crypto assistant tech that I can imagine Crypto startups would want and the 'sharks' just asked NOTHING about the product
I was surprised by that as well! It was the first one that I heard that made me go "hold up, that actually sounds like a useful tool for crypto" and then they spent the whole pitch asking them about stuff that doesn't matter lol
I'm convinced that the editor actually hates crypto and edits it to look ridiculous, but EVERYONE ELSE is 100% dead serious. This is crypto Spinal Tap.
Wendy telling the first two that their discrimination doesn't matter in this economy and in the same breath telling them that they don't get it because they aren't women and haven't experienced real discrimination is so fuckin funny
Ah yes the burn-the-boats mentality that's the business advice you desperately want to get and not the worst possible advice a father could ever receive. No divorces have ever originated from risking your livelihood for a startup business failing NEVER
This was the dumbest show I've ever seen, hands down. Definition of brain rot. But of all episodes, this one definitely made the most sense, thanks to that lady who was the security expert or whatever. She was the only one who saw through the bullshit and questioned the "contestants"
The fact everyone said he looks like SBF too lmao, that’s so accurate (if you don’t know who that is he scammed $50 billion and is going to prison for 25 years)
I always wonder what's the quality of a solution created by people who don't get enough sleep... It's like bragging you don't get enough nutrients or sth...
you can see the terror on the last guy's face when he said "i cannot sit here and give you a swim" he probably meant to say sink and slipped on his tongue hard. He made the stand thing on the last second and you can see every thought of his behind his look its hilarious
If Im not mistaken, in ep.1 she states that she is the biggest *Woman* crypto youtuber.. Yknow, after she lets everyone know she's a woman about a million times 😂😂
She got on Shield Security about their target audience, but that was the whole point of their presentation. Helping people like them... Only if she wasn't busy interrupting, she'd catch that
He was a back up player in the Premier League, he jumped around clubs (Seemed he has a poison touch as they seemed to get regulated when he was there). Also a sidelined player like that wouldn't be near the chairman, plus most of the clubs he was with have different owners.
i’d love it if atrioc could follow up with these projects post-show because i would love to know if anybody got anything out of the mentorships, or if they even happened at all
35,000 users losing 5 million dollars means that per person 150 dollars would have been lost. Usually scams are much bigger than that? Also doesnt say how many scams they couldnt prevent, which I imagine is the vast majority.
Problem with crypto products is it’s always like Oh here’s a product that kind of sucks and already exists. BUT WE USE CRYPTO it’s never just here’s a great product, oh btw we also use crypto but it’s a good product that has to do with crypto
This show is craxy. The shield secruity company might have actually been worth while... I wish they talked about the product and business model. It wasn't some token thats going to change the world, it sounded like it was technology that could help protect a company by tracing wallets. If it was in a working stage that sounds like it could be extremely successful. They didn't ask about progress, the business model, or anything. Shield security pitch: Hi our buisness is called Sheild Security. We made a security API to help crypto buisnesses. Unlike other tech companies, like facebook, we are minority owned and opera- Girl Boss: Ima stop you right there, I am a woman and minorities run buisnesses being rare is fake news. Crypto is about bringing the world together. Shield Security CEO: (WTF is Happening?!?!) Okay, but we are a minorit- Girl Boss: Did you just interrupt me? I have spent my whole career being interrupted. I am a woman and this industry is about skill. Sheild Security CEO: You interrupted me first.. can we get back to the pitch. White Guy: Wait, so you used to work at facebook tell me more about that. Sheild security CEO: Can we please just talk about the business? White guy: No, tell me about the people... Shield security salesman: Oh well let me tell you about our wild college years. White Guy: so are you like the beetles? Are you going to break up with each other? shield Security: Is this a really happening? Girl Boss: Sorry I just don't see how you offer value to buisness owners. Sink Shield security: That's because the only thing you heard our name and saw we weren't white.... we didn't ever even get to try to sell you on the business!
The GeroWallet one made me want to close the video. That was fucking brutal. I hated almost every second of it and would not be able to watch it without the commentary and chat.
Wallet guard is actually a good company. Ik the show is a meme and all but the guy actually just wants to help people not get scammed, it works well. (don't hate me pls atrioc viewers, I am one of you.)
"Hello I'm seeking $50,000 so I can build a server in my basement so I can set up a blockchain." "Hello I also am seeing $1.1m so I too can set up a server with a blockchain." "As am I, seeking $150,000 for a blockchain. The money will go toward new server technologies."
i am a big crypto fan and love to shit on the industry so i love the combinaison between your sacarsm and your knowledge in crypto which is by the way, far from bad
Ok the Offside football joke kinda works... If you know nothing of football. Offside essentially means you are located way too close to the enemy goal.
The judges are so brain rot, it makes the pitches so painful to watch 😅 I think this show makes me cringe harder than anything. The people pitching usually seem pretty intelligent and passionate about whatever it is they do, but we never find out anything cause the judges ask such dumb questions that it doesn't let them even pitch. I'm starting to question if the judges are really just actors, cause this is almost too cooked to be real
Like half of them seem like they do though 😅 not saying it's a good product, they're crypto bros, but they just interrupt them before they can hear anything! It's crazy!
When he asked "so how did you guys meet" and the guy starting responding "actually we met yesterday for the first time", I actually started laughing so hard that it physically hurt
i have to say these people are actually masters of speechcraft they can somehow pitch a business plan without actually pitching a business idea either the editor is genuinely sabotaging the show or all these people honestly don't have an actual business plan other than selling crypto
I can tell that whoever edited this show knew that it wasn't going to last more than one season and just decided to go all out with making it look dumber than it actually is. I respect that.
This show is like if shark tank was just all of the worst coworkers youve ever had in one room
this show is like if all the shark tank investors had the personality of a rock, but sniffed each others copeium farts
this show is like if shark tank was just all crypto companies
Spot on analogy
@@zelaird8526 But... Shes a woman.
this couldnt be any more accurate
Some fun facts about the soccer player:
- He never scored a goal in his entire career
- He falsely claimed to have scored TWICE in the same game
- He got sent off on his first game for one of his teams
- He was arrested for assaulting someone
- He was accused of trying to blackmail a Football Manager over gambling debts he had of nearly a million dollars
And that’s why he gets paid the big bucks people, that’s all you gotta do
That's why he's the GOAT
i mean he was a defender but not scoring a single point in 329 games is crazy.
This might be the best comment on youtube
Exactly the correct energy for crypto.
They're so INSANE for saying he should quit an extremely high paying cybersec 12 year experience masters degree job for a BORDERLINE STARTUP CRYPTO WALLET
You cannot SWIM as an entrepreneur if you haven’t drowned in debt 🙏🏼
I like how their feedback to one of the most qualified dudes they've had on the show was to 1) quit his stable, high-paying job, and 2) become more of an asshole
@@ashb7 I refuse to believe this show isn't ultra meta satire
@@fujsterit really does feel like that, totally insane
Yeah who tf are these people anyways? Maybe since I'm not in that bubble but if they were that successful I would like to think I would know one. Might as well ask homeless people for career advice
This show's specialty is finding least flattering camera angles and absolutely abusing them
The editor definitely hates the show lmao
@@MagicMonkey96nah they probably loved it. just for the wrong reasons
It also doesnt help that they are apparently shooting this show in a black site
The zoom in to their bellies and under chins😂
It's so bad they even had to bot a bunch of 10/10 reviews
it's a really interesting choice by the editors of the show to presumably cut out any talk of the actual product
HO-LEE IT'S LIBRARIAN
Don't get it twisted, every product is ass so they're just cutting filler
Provided they are talking about the business, I'd assume it's to try and limit the free promotion they'd get as that would probably be just as good if not better than "mentorship"
hello father
The librarian out of the content dungeon!
WENDY “I AM A WOMAN” “LARGEST CRYPTO UA-camR” IS BACK YESSSS
TRUEEE
Looking at her I do wonder if she is actually an women
She's by far the most obnoxious person in the room and it has nothing to do with her gender 😂
Don't forget she's also a mother!
She is also A MOM!
5:15 "I'm not sure you have what it takes-but I will swim because I think that you have what it takes." Bruh wtf💀
I didn’t catch that the first time lmao. Bro is waffling
@@nickbob2003 lmaoo, ikr😂
As the name suggests: just like a killer whale, they can't even make a coherent sentence lmaoo🐳
It's a good sign when you're on a show pitching a product you know nothing about, but conveniently neither do any of the judges.
😮🎉 21:44 🎉
Sink? Swim? Who cares! None of it matters 🤣
LMFAOOO
@SleepLess_Plays doesnt matter either way someones getting scammed lmfao
crypto is one of those rare industries where the more you learn, the less you know
This a game show, where you have a product, but you never talk about the product and the judges could try and know what your product is, by asking the right questions, but instead ask complete nonsensical questions and then just decide to "Swim" or "Sink" based on complete vibes and barely anything to do with what the contestants said.
The added bonus being that whether they "Sink" or "Swim" means absolutely nothing to either parties.
“Sink or swim based on vibes” is how I’m going through life
Everything on vibes really is peak crypto investing isn't it though?
checks out so hard with the crypto "vibe" you dont even knowwww 🤣
Also with a $0 prize and no opportunity for investment or to make money, not really even marketing lol
The fact that this is not ironic makes it probably the funniest show I have ever watched, again.
I pray Nathan Fielder never sees this show, he might pack up and quit if he sees how high they've set the bar.
I thought this video was fake, I just couldn't believe it. This is hilarious.
The Mooch and the WOMAN by themselves make this the best show of all time
At least Shark Tank makes sense. I feel like this show has to be satire. No way anyone watches this and takes it seriously. It looks like someone used an AI generator to come up with Killer whale.
It's not ironic, it's *iconic* ✨
This show has me completely engrossed, sitting on the edge of my seat, eagerly anticipating whether the judges will sink or swim. The suspense is as palpable as the feeling of waiting for a firefighter to exit a burning building. Coupled with the fact that Wendy is a woman who cares about people but will still call them out on their shit. As I wipe my tears off my keyboard, I have only one thought: this show is art as a textbook definition.
It’s keeping me up at night thinking about what will happen in tomorrow’s crazy episode. Will they sink? Will they swim? Who knows, damn the suspense is killing me. I don’t think I can handle this level of excitement.
It’s alright I guess
And for that amazing speech, I'll sink 👎
What a great analysis. You're just like Elon Musk.
My favorite thing about this show is the room. I’ve seen this exact place in at least 3 music videos from different bands
Also the matrix 😂😂
And batman: the dark knight 😂😂
Lmfaoooooo still feel by half alive. You are right it’s literally the exact same. Insanity.
Add Chuck to the list
It’s like $4000 per day in the middle of LA, so it’s a relatively cheap place to film and a bunch of bands and movie producers all live/work close by. It’s called “Light Box Garage”
That dude in the middle shaking his head when Wendy pointed out that raising a kid is full-time job made me so upset. Undervaluing those responsible for manufacturing the next set of adults is how you get shows like this one.
Yeah, one of the few reasonable things she’s ever said on the show.
When the show started to play music, literally labeled "romantic" for that matter, over multiple close-ups of the GeroWallet co-owner and the female judge after he said he is married and has a family, I just paused the video and spent a couple of minutes laughing and cringing at the same time. I know Atrioc has said it multiple times during this and other Killer Whales videos, but the show has such abysmal editing it is insane.
Fun fact: Alan Rogers, the “premier league player,” played in the premier league for three seasons, and his team was relegated in all three. Forest in 98/99 finished last, Leicester was last in 01/02, and in 03/04 Leicester was relegated after getting rid of him mid-season.
lol
That's hilarious, because he had a Scouse accent I assumed he was like a substitute that played for Liverpool a couple times and was just a bench warmer really 😂
Of course like none of the people who play for the teams actually come from the areas lol I forget that
To be fair even the worst premier league player is still 100x better than any average person. He isn't a superstar but he still made it further than 99% of people who tried.
Yeah I don't think people understand how good even being the worst in the prem is @@self_improvement_d
@@self_improvement_d True, and he managed to have a 12 year career, which is very impressive. At least he has strong connections with those two teams for his crypto schemes.
Wendy is such a joke and the fact that she doesn’t realize and instead doubles down on how important and insightful she thinks she is is hilarious. You couldn’t come up with satire this good
i wonder how she is in private or if shes just acting that narcissistic shtrong woeman. back in the day nuts could only scam tourists mostly. internet and crypto amps that up making it possible every insane human can sell tulips to each other and having an echo chamber.
yeah if this is all fake and they are acting everyone on the show deservers oscars
She’s a woman💪
The type of person who says “I’m brutally honest” to cover for them being a complete asshole
@@jaxonsevero1045😂😂😂
the Shield Security pitch is WILD because it's the first pitch that isn't just "Thing that exists, but crypto" it's like an actual crypto assistant tech that I can imagine Crypto startups would want and the 'sharks' just asked NOTHING about the product
Yeah was wondering if they'd be the only half decent idea. Pretty chuffed I guessed right this time.
I was surprised by that as well! It was the first one that I heard that made me go "hold up, that actually sounds like a useful tool for crypto" and then they spent the whole pitch asking them about stuff that doesn't matter lol
I'm convinced that the editor actually hates crypto and edits it to look ridiculous, but EVERYONE ELSE is 100% dead serious. This is crypto Spinal Tap.
Wendy telling the first two that their discrimination doesn't matter in this economy and in the same breath telling them that they don't get it because they aren't women and haven't experienced real discrimination is so fuckin funny
Absolute nightmare blunt rotation
Ah yes the burn-the-boats mentality that's the business advice you desperately want to get and not the worst possible advice a father could ever receive. No divorces have ever originated from risking your livelihood for a startup business failing NEVER
"No tech billionaires have ever originated from risking your livelihood for a startup business"
why beat the competition when you can just give business advice that ends with them homeless?
This was the dumbest show I've ever seen, hands down. Definition of brain rot.
But of all episodes, this one definitely made the most sense, thanks to that lady who was the security expert or whatever. She was the only one who saw through the bullshit and questioned the "contestants"
Jauwn in the wild…
I love you Jauwn
I love how they can say they work 18-20hr shifts and likely got no proof. Last dude was built for crypto scamming
The fact everyone said he looks like SBF too lmao, that’s so accurate (if you don’t know who that is he scammed $50 billion and is going to prison for 25 years)
I always wonder what's the quality of a solution created by people who don't get enough sleep...
It's like bragging you don't get enough nutrients or sth...
@theflash691 yeah if someone with messy curly black hair tries to pitch a crypto startup it's an automatic red flag
5:56 "that crypto dream" I hit my head on my desk
I had no idea this show was a thing but I hate everything about it.
This show reminds me of 2022 freshman year in my finance classes, crypto people are actually this insane
Man it's still so funny that they're not even offering any investment money but is just offering mentoring.
They know that most of these ”products” will fail anyway.
I don't know how this got chosen by Amazon and funded 😂
@@esmeecampbell7396they knew it'd have the same effect as "the room"
it's bloody awful, but that's what makes it great
@@esmeecampbell7396
Probably a cheap enough show to produce.
Mentoring WHAT????!
This show is the result of training an AI on crypto Reddit
2:00 editors should've put in atrioc doing the wakanda forever at the chili's
they did??
@@jurb417at the chili's
@@jurb417 this goated clip ua-cam.com/users/shortsaP0I-SVzbwA
5:15 "I'm not sure if you have what it takes to be #1, but despite that, I will swim because I think you have what it takes".
WHAT?!
Manager: "So how are you gonna help us sell this product?"
Atrioc: "You see back when I was the holder of several Hitman World Records..."
you can see the terror on the last guy's face when he said "i cannot sit here and give you a swim" he probably meant to say sink and slipped on his tongue hard. He made the stand thing on the last second and you can see every thought of his behind his look its hilarious
I got curious and looked up Wendy she has no video above 80k views wtf how is she the biggest crypto youtuber lmao and how is this show not satire
If Im not mistaken, in ep.1 she states that she is the biggest *Woman* crypto youtuber.. Yknow, after she lets everyone know she's a woman about a million times 😂😂
the one video of her's that went viral was went she lost all her money to crypto
@@souljr. Wait, she's a woman?
Didn't know that, she never mentions this
Its cuz…SHES A WOMAN, apparently being a woman means you gone through the hardest of the hard, the lowest of lows, done it all, know it all😂
The show said she’s the biggest woman in the crypto UA-cam space.
She got on Shield Security about their target audience, but that was the whole point of their presentation. Helping people like them... Only if she wasn't busy interrupting, she'd catch that
But she is a women in the industry, obviously she knows what she is yappin about right?
@@jasonwolfy the women of all time 😎
why are they filming in Batman's cave 😂
WENDY "I WAS A CASHIER AT 14" IS BACK LET'S GOOOOO MY GOAT
I was a cashier for 3 years and I have no idea what you get out of looking at a payment machine 😂
I wouldn't watch this video myself, but I'll watch Atrioc's reaction to this insanity. 8/10 video.
He was a back up player in the Premier League, he jumped around clubs (Seemed he has a poison touch as they seemed to get regulated when he was there). Also a sidelined player like that wouldn't be near the chairman, plus most of the clubs he was with have different owners.
Wendy sounds like that tiktok trend where they're like "I'm a ____. Of course I do [some stereotypical action]".
I’m a man and I love feet 😊
This feels like a show that would be on Rick and Morty's intercontinential cable TV
The shield security guy literally pulled an A train with the 'for the culture'
I physically face palmed BOTH times it did the romantic music edit
That was so cringe holyyyy
The man has a wife, leave him alone editor :(
Dude I thought it was a UA-cam edit at first until Atrioc reacted to it.
I can’t believe someone actually put something so bad in a real show lol
16:58 the Moby Dick reference makes zero fucking sense in context.
Neither does the show, tbf
It either means they searched their pants or they found a new whale overlord. I’m so fucking confused
Bro am I tripping or is this filmed in the Bat Cave from The Dark Knight?💀💀💀
i think its where they have the spy network for morgan freeman lmao
why did i think you meant atrioc's room
The empty soulless warehouse really matches the energy of this show
Only found your earlier episodes on this last week and loved them, happy you are continuing this.
This show makes me feel like I’m dissociating from reality. It’s as if nobody on the show has ever had a coherent thought in their life.
"You're not full-time; quit your job."
"Also, you need more money"
Maybe he needs to go to a place that supplies him with money, like his job...
i’d love it if atrioc could follow up with these projects post-show because i would love to know if anybody got anything out of the mentorships, or if they even happened at all
"It's like the same problem, but way worse and your money is in a weird illiquid token." Pretty much summed up crypto.
You’d rather have the CEO talk about the business than me talk about my football career💀😂😂
He never played in front of 75,000 fans weekly 😂 he played for Forest.
35,000 users losing 5 million dollars means that per person 150 dollars would have been lost. Usually scams are much bigger than that? Also doesnt say how many scams they couldnt prevent, which I imagine is the vast majority.
Even the judges domt even get the point of NFTs in the PayPal one 😭
Problem with crypto products is it’s always like
Oh here’s a product that kind of sucks and already exists. BUT WE USE CRYPTO
it’s never just here’s a great product, oh btw we also use crypto but it’s a good product that has to do with crypto
every marketing monday is like shark tank on YEP Coke
"The room doesn't look like us."
"We're in crypto looks shouldn't matter. Also, I'm a woman."
🙄😒🤦
The middle dude:
I don’t know if you have what it takes in this market
Anyway I think you have what it takes so imma swim.
I’ve seen these episodes so many times but it’s still hard to believe this is a real show
People with over £85k in their bank have premium bank accounts which insure for a lot higher than £85k so it's pointless.
3:36 "My G, why'd you quit your job, fuyioh"
Bro the Lehman Brothers shirt with Enron hat, bro’s repping the '08 crisis 🤣🤣
Eneron was in 2001
"Hmmm, the algorithm is sending me a new content creator."
*Sonic R music plays*
"Yeah, I'm subscribing."
We really need a killer whales but for blinkers, get fulcrum on that shit and I'd watch it.
Fulcrum Pokelawls Chris Udalla and Snoop dogg
Weed addicts are so sad 😞
That’s not Crypto Shark Tank, it also isn’t Killerwhales. That’s the Scammerdolphins in a goldfish glass
Watch the VODs for the content, watch the main channel for the editor lol
Yeah same lol. Been in a vod binging stage
I love how this show proves that every concept doesn’t need crypto
This show is craxy. The shield secruity company might have actually been worth while... I wish they talked about the product and business model. It wasn't some token thats going to change the world, it sounded like it was technology that could help protect a company by tracing wallets. If it was in a working stage that sounds like it could be extremely successful. They didn't ask about progress, the business model, or anything.
Shield security pitch: Hi our buisness is called Sheild Security. We made a security API to help crypto buisnesses. Unlike other tech companies, like facebook, we are minority owned and opera-
Girl Boss: Ima stop you right there, I am a woman and minorities run buisnesses being rare is fake news. Crypto is about bringing the world together.
Shield Security CEO: (WTF is Happening?!?!) Okay, but we are a minorit-
Girl Boss: Did you just interrupt me? I have spent my whole career being interrupted. I am a woman and this industry is about skill.
Sheild Security CEO: You interrupted me first.. can we get back to the pitch.
White Guy: Wait, so you used to work at facebook tell me more about that.
Sheild security CEO: Can we please just talk about the business?
White guy: No, tell me about the people...
Shield security salesman: Oh well let me tell you about our wild college years.
White Guy: so are you like the beetles? Are you going to break up with each other?
shield Security: Is this a really happening?
Girl Boss: Sorry I just don't see how you offer value to buisness owners. Sink
Shield security: That's because the only thing you heard our name and saw we weren't white.... we didn't ever even get to try to sell you on the business!
hey Atrioc - big fan of the quick 'youtube only' talk before the edited stream
I don't think I can sit and watch this slop....
......So I'm gonna STAND
Forget crypto this is every start up pitch meeting that's ever existed 😂😂
The GeroWallet one made me want to close the video. That was fucking brutal. I hated almost every second of it and would not be able to watch it without the commentary and chat.
Wallet guard is actually a good company.
Ik the show is a meme and all but the guy actually just wants to help people not get scammed, it works well.
(don't hate me pls atrioc viewers, I am one of you.)
clowning on this show is totally accepted mate, don't worry
Unirronically that was the only pitch that sounded legit
I imagine hell is walking into this room and not being able to leave
"Hello I'm seeking $50,000 so I can build a server in my basement so I can set up a blockchain."
"Hello I also am seeing $1.1m so I too can set up a server with a blockchain."
"As am I, seeking $150,000 for a blockchain. The money will go toward new server technologies."
They're about to run out of names for these shows. They maith be able to use "Crocodiles" and "Aligators" but thats it. (possibly "Piranhas")
this is unironically one of the best series of the year i've watched lmao
dude imagine they invite you to be a judge. oh god the numbers would do numbers
1:01 is that...
It's very important for UA-cam to have in-depth show reviews like this to keep securing glizzies for next billion users
I sank on every single pitch, and I'm on land.
The narrator for the show is the goat, that blubber part almost had me cackling
"I'm not sure if you have what it takes. Despite that...
You have what it takes."
WHAT LMAO
it'll be 2030 and cryptoboys still gonna say "we're early"
i am a big crypto fan and love to shit on the industry so i love the combinaison between your sacarsm and your knowledge in crypto which is by the way, far from bad
11:26 oh no, you missed the funniest sentence of this whole video. “I think Mario has a very high opinion of his opinions” 😂😂😂
Ok the Offside football joke kinda works... If you know nothing of football.
Offside essentially means you are located way too close to the enemy goal.
I love watching Atrioc cover this show.
I didn't at first, but I'm really getting into it now.
The judges are so brain rot, it makes the pitches so painful to watch 😅 I think this show makes me cringe harder than anything.
The people pitching usually seem pretty intelligent and passionate about whatever it is they do, but we never find out anything cause the judges ask such dumb questions that it doesn't let them even pitch.
I'm starting to question if the judges are really just actors, cause this is almost too cooked to be real
Yeah but they don't have the answers ready ever, like even if they asked good questions, the people casting barely have anything ready
Like half of them seem like they do though 😅 not saying it's a good product, they're crypto bros, but they just interrupt them before they can hear anything! It's crazy!
@@fujsterdude standing up to swim at the end was so gas though 🤣 this show is peak television
When he asked "so how did you guys meet" and the guy starting responding "actually we met yesterday for the first time", I actually started laughing so hard that it physically hurt
Wild to think that Scaramucci went from working in the White House to being on fucking Killer Whales
In gen z terms… Wendy fr has negative million aura
Calling critique confusion is absolutely gold
Honestly, as much as I hate crypto, good for the last two companies, they seem at least somewhat legit
Wallet guard is the Walmart SBF
i have to say these people are actually masters of speechcraft
they can somehow pitch a business plan without actually pitching a business idea
either the editor is genuinely sabotaging the show or all these people honestly don't have an actual business plan other than selling crypto
I think the editor is fighting for the shows life but they just are not giving him anything to work with.
I can tell that whoever edited this show knew that it wasn't going to last more than one season and just decided to go all out with making it look dumber than it actually is. I respect that.
I would LOVE to see the footage on the cutting room floor for this show.
The writing & satire just keeps getting better and better.
Wendy kinda looks like Catherine Reitman if Catherine Reitman was into crypto
Shark tank where everyone’s a scammer
15:15 WAIT. THAT WAS WHAT THE ACTUAL SHOW DID?
I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN EDIT FOR THE UA-cam VID