Crypto Shark Tank Got Cancelled

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  • Опубліковано 7 лис 2024

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  • @michaelboyle7281
    @michaelboyle7281 2 місяці тому +3360

    "Your idea is horrible, I hate you, and I feel like you're going to kill me... kill me by drowning, because I'm gonna swim"

  • @gebbo221
    @gebbo221 2 місяці тому +2836

    I honestly think the only good thing about this show is how it takes place in the Dark Knight garage.

    • @jakko_
      @jakko_ 2 місяці тому +184

      "Some people just want to watch the world buy crypto."

    • @covereye5731
      @covereye5731 2 місяці тому +65

      And the editors having a good time

    • @somethingclever4297
      @somethingclever4297 2 місяці тому +11

      My pitch would be to make the tumbler real. Still more logical and necessary than anything else pitched.

    • @axis_tilted
      @axis_tilted 2 місяці тому

      You keep your damn mouth shut

    • @satie7
      @satie7 2 місяці тому +29

      @@covereye5731 the editors be legit frying these mfs, the lullaby playing while those guys were explaining their project was devious 😂😂

  • @Notllamalord
    @Notllamalord 2 місяці тому +1618

    I was an atheist for 26 years until god struck me with divine knowledge. He said: “my child, mint your divorce papers as an NFT”

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 2 місяці тому +50

      I almost died laughing with the almighty combination of your profile picture and joke.

    • @Bauldi
      @Bauldi 2 місяці тому +9

      @@shroomer3867 its god.

    • @YoGibran
      @YoGibran 2 місяці тому +7

      This is insanity lol

    • @darylrichardson8567
      @darylrichardson8567 2 місяці тому +4

      Madness😂😂😂

    • @Alley00Cat
      @Alley00Cat 2 місяці тому +2

      Golden 😂

  • @jackyha9445
    @jackyha9445 2 місяці тому +635

    "I'm a woman" gets me every single fucking time.

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 2 місяці тому +52

      Funnier than anything K-Money has probably ever said. I say we elect Wendi as the new best comedian in crypto

    • @lukemackinlay5126
      @lukemackinlay5126 2 місяці тому +49

      I like that she adds a disclaimer. Im a woman BUT

  • @kindofagod7
    @kindofagod7 2 місяці тому +1754

    "NFT God, take it away" has gotta be the funniest shit I've ever heard. (3:55)

    • @ianglenn2821
      @ianglenn2821 2 місяці тому +63

      We're gonna have to re-cooz ourselves

    • @NO_VlCE
      @NO_VlCE 2 місяці тому +4

      Super cringe!

    • @mipmipmipmipmip-v5x
      @mipmipmipmipmip-v5x 2 місяці тому +3

      NFT God, the God that taketh but never giveth

  • @triplebog
    @triplebog 2 місяці тому +1047

    To be fair, the tv show was a bunch of people acting like there is a legitimate business going on and that real money is changing hands when it's really just vibes, and then it was suddenly shut down. They really managed to capture the spirit of crypto

    • @BenvolioZF
      @BenvolioZF 2 місяці тому +75

      There were people pretending to know what they’re talking about and lots of flashing lights and music. It was like going to a bored ape party.

    • @KairiMorin
      @KairiMorin 2 місяці тому +9

      Just like all Crypto they pulled out.

    • @dissraps
      @dissraps 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@KairiMorinand unlike me with all girlfriends (I invest in nfts cause I have hella child support)

    • @KairiMorin
      @KairiMorin 2 місяці тому +2

      @@dissraps TMI

    • @mipmipmipmipmip-v5x
      @mipmipmipmipmip-v5x 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@dissraps so your plan is to invest in NFTs, lose your money, then ask court to pay less child support?

  • @Angels510
    @Angels510 2 місяці тому +654

    Only in Crypto does “I’m a hedge fund manager” make you seem LESS shady

    • @highbread817
      @highbread817 2 місяці тому +31

      That's because it's probably the most honest part of crypto. You know what they're there for, to make and take money
      The only thing that hooked people to begin with is speculation. If all crypto didn't fluctuate in price so much, there'd be as much interest in it as there is in payment processing systems

    • @freeestyleobsessed
      @freeestyleobsessed 2 місяці тому

      😭

    • @zache5486
      @zache5486 2 місяці тому +1

      I used to manage a billion dollar hedge fund, now I’m pushing a crypto startup
      There is something shady af between those two points.

  • @aggapuffin
    @aggapuffin 2 місяці тому +662

    "I hate you and everything you stand for, however, I like you're socks, so it's a swim for me."

    • @jurb417
      @jurb417 2 місяці тому +45

      "and i agree with that guy but your socks suck too, that's why im swimming"

    • @ConFusi0n
      @ConFusi0n 2 місяці тому +52

      "You've got the greatest idea I've ever seen, but you spelled 'your' wrong, so it's a sink for me."

    • @somethingclever4297
      @somethingclever4297 2 місяці тому +36

      ​@@ConFusi0n"we are literally having a face to face conversation. How am I misspelling stuff when I'm not even writing?"
      "how entitled of you to want an explanation. I really don't like you. I change my answer to swim."

  • @TacIsRat
    @TacIsRat 2 місяці тому +1464

    This show is edited like a marvel movie but with absolutely zero stakes

    • @crimsoneclipse0618
      @crimsoneclipse0618 2 місяці тому +91

      So... a Marvel movie?

    • @Baset_
      @Baset_ 2 місяці тому +109

      @@crimsoneclipse0618 With a Marvel movie you can atleast suspend your disbelief. With this you'd really have to suspend all brain function to get invested LOL

    • @Mongol_Invasion
      @Mongol_Invasion 2 місяці тому +1

      Truu

    • @crimsoneclipse0618
      @crimsoneclipse0618 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Baset_ You're not wrong ahahahah

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 2 місяці тому +13

      It’s also shot in Batman’s weird needlessly spacious garage from the Dark Knight

  • @RT4eva9
    @RT4eva9 2 місяці тому +1297

    RIP Killer whales 😞

    • @boop
      @boop 2 місяці тому +41

      o7 Forever in our non-fungible hearts ❤

    • @nopelollmao
      @nopelollmao 2 місяці тому +17

      killer whales?
      more like dead whales

    • @addisonwilson
      @addisonwilson 2 місяці тому

      Yes, Rest in Piss.

    • @rpb4865
      @rpb4865 2 місяці тому +6

      Idk why he says the show is cancelled. The show has started accepting season 2 pitches

    • @mark030531
      @mark030531 2 місяці тому

      ​@@rpb4865That was months ago. This stream might be more recent

  • @danhatter6823
    @danhatter6823 2 місяці тому +182

    “I used to be a crypto UA-camr, but then I got a sign from god” is a great backstory for a D&D character

  • @coolbad96
    @coolbad96 2 місяці тому +511

    "The best comedian in crypto." What does that even mean lmao

    • @itaiweinberg4127
      @itaiweinberg4127 2 місяці тому +176

      Bro everyone who's in crypto is a clown, and he's the best one.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 місяці тому +27

      He's a comedian who happened to invest in crypto

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 2 місяці тому +51

      He’s a comedian nobody has ever heard of pretending like crypto investing hasn’t set him back 5 years financially

    • @nuclearblackhole
      @nuclearblackhole 2 місяці тому +3

      He got scammed 😂

    • @negative6442
      @negative6442 2 місяці тому +1

      I haven't watched his videos but his tweets are painfully cringe

  • @hedgehog_dragon
    @hedgehog_dragon 2 місяці тому +216

    I cannot believe that Wendy is anti genAI-art, that was like the most surprising thing from this whole thing. She really never lets us know wtf is going on in her head.

    • @maruwapofilms815
      @maruwapofilms815 2 місяці тому +13

      it is such an odd line to draw

    • @DrGandW
      @DrGandW 2 місяці тому +43

      She cared about people and called them out on their shit I guess

    • @hedgehog_dragon
      @hedgehog_dragon 2 місяці тому +15

      @@DrGandW I would argue that by backing crypto in this way, and at some points actively advertising scams isn't really caring about people. Like it doesn't really matter, it's just weird to see what she deems as reasonable lol

    • @maruwapofilms815
      @maruwapofilms815 2 місяці тому +28

      @@DrGandW bro, shes funding crypto, she's on a show about crypto. crypto is 99% crime and rugpulls, mostly regular people loosing money. doesn't speak to a caring heart to me

  • @StreetsAhead120
    @StreetsAhead120 2 місяці тому +786

    One of the saddest days in 2024. No more Crypto Shank Tank videos with Atrioc commentary. Absolutely hilarious stuff.

    • @fentanylfrog8403
      @fentanylfrog8403 2 місяці тому +65

      First guy literally said God told him to start an NFT project, this is peak content 😔

    • @J-wm4ss
      @J-wm4ss 2 місяці тому

      @@fentanylfrog8403 this happened with a church pastor as well! the pastor scammed his community for 1.3 million dollars!

    • @cherry9787
      @cherry9787 2 місяці тому +11

      If it was satirical (Not that I'm sure that it isn't) it likely would be more watched. I think the main issue is that no one outside of terminally online cretins are even aware of cryptocurrency or NFTs unless they watch the tonight show or something

    • @MRoROBOT
      @MRoROBOT 2 місяці тому +2

      His Commentary have more view that the show them self

    • @freeestyleobsessed
      @freeestyleobsessed 2 місяці тому

      I could watch this all day 😂

  • @Stoneworks
    @Stoneworks 2 місяці тому +623

    I'm still waiting for Glizzy Coin to moon

    • @Bagel920
      @Bagel920 2 місяці тому +56

      It’s not about the coin, it’s about the community. And with Glizzy coin, we’re all gonna make it

    • @nsquezada27
      @nsquezada27 2 місяці тому

      It's not to late to get in. Tell your friends. We will all make it to the moon ​@@Bagel920

    • @alexanderespinoza
      @alexanderespinoza 2 місяці тому +10

      hotdoge coin 🌭

    • @tooshaz3730
      @tooshaz3730 2 місяці тому

      Gonna be waiting a while ​@@alexanderespinoza

    • @killerwhale__
      @killerwhale__ 2 місяці тому +4

      Stoneworks?

  • @altrivotzck6565
    @altrivotzck6565 2 місяці тому +254

    RIP to the best-written comedy I've seen in a long time

  • @August._b
    @August._b 2 місяці тому +192

    I feel like they pitched “So it’s a crypto shark tank…” and they got a green light on the first season before they got a chance to say: But with absolutely no stakes, no meaning to any of the pitches, no real business sense, no popular (or even likable) ‘sharks’, and no financial metrics” (except for how much money the founders have lost so far on their idea)

    • @realharo
      @realharo 2 місяці тому +52

      Sounds like a total garbage idea for a show. I'm gonna swim ✅

    • @JohnHilton-dz4mi
      @JohnHilton-dz4mi 2 місяці тому +3

      I mean at least they had a women.

    • @xAvitaLT
      @xAvitaLT 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@JohnHilton-dz4mi didn't shark tank also have a woman? So they can't really claim that one

    • @Falkuzrules
      @Falkuzrules 2 місяці тому +25

      @@xAvitaLT Yeah, but not a woman that announces being a woman. HUGE difference.

    • @JohnHilton-dz4mi
      @JohnHilton-dz4mi 2 місяці тому +3

      @@xAvitaLT I mean how do we know they were a women did they announce that they were a woman before every sentence?

  • @alexy2510
    @alexy2510 2 місяці тому +451

    Youd think a show with 5 whales providing money cant buy advice would be able to mentor itself to success

    • @taelib1425
      @taelib1425 2 місяці тому +119

      dawg you need some hyphens or something, this sentence reads like a lawnmower that won't start

    • @Alsry1
      @Alsry1 2 місяці тому

      ​@@taelib1425 god damn thats a good one

    • @AuroraBorealis-dh6nr
      @AuroraBorealis-dh6nr 2 місяці тому +23

      Sad. It's clearly a great idea I just think they're a little too early.

    • @marcusmphotography
      @marcusmphotography 2 місяці тому +11

      Had a stroke reading this 😭 what r u tryna say

    • @kv4648
      @kv4648 2 місяці тому +6

      Put quotation marks around "money can't buy advice"
      Edit: wait it still won't make sense. Maybe add an extra advice?

  • @fish2759
    @fish2759 2 місяці тому +110

    I would pay any amount of money to see Atrioc as a Killer Whale on Season 2, losing his absolute mind live

    • @criticaltipper7699
      @criticaltipper7699 2 місяці тому +14

      Replace the whales with atrioc Stanz Ludwig and slime

  • @alexanderjay4892
    @alexanderjay4892 2 місяці тому +136

    Someone could go on that stage say that they re gonna sell fentanyl and have a more sound business strategy than 90% of the people on this show.

    • @ogolthorp
      @ogolthorp 2 місяці тому +4

      Idk, there aren’t a lot of repeat customers in that business…

    • @alexanderjay4892
      @alexanderjay4892 2 місяці тому +15

      @@ogolthorp there aren't any customers in their businesses period

    • @cherry9787
      @cherry9787 2 місяці тому +15

      Drugs actually deliver a product...a product that will kill you slowly but a product nonetheless

    • @henlo1910
      @henlo1910 2 місяці тому

      @@ogolthorp there are a lot of repeat customers since it's very addictive. gotta be careful with the dosage but most addicts are pretty good at not dying, or they wouldn't be addicts. (they'd be dead people) hope this helps

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 2 місяці тому

      @@ogolthorp Sell it to the children then, if you're selling drugs you threw any kind of morality out the window long ago

  • @scottrogers3722
    @scottrogers3722 2 місяці тому +141

    you gotta do follow up videos of all the people who got "swim" and see how there projects are doing

    • @analogmike1534
      @analogmike1534 2 місяці тому +48

      You mean, which ones went bankrupt and/or rug pulled the fastest?

    • @scottrogers3722
      @scottrogers3722 2 місяці тому +16

      @@analogmike1534 that will be the funnest part of the videos

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII 2 місяці тому +30

      Jauwn looked up all the projects when he watched this show. Most of them are doing pretty bad/gone, some turned out to not even be the same thing advertised

    • @EarthboundX
      @EarthboundX 2 місяці тому +4

      @@CainXVII Was that a UA-cam Members only thing? Don't recall him making any videos on this show.

    • @SteveMyDudes
      @SteveMyDudes 2 місяці тому

      @@EarthboundX I was confused as well. Looks like he did it on a second channel called JAUWNCUBE.

  • @Blazik3n99
    @Blazik3n99 2 місяці тому +76

    The fact that the last pitch was literally just a 2021 era randomly generated NFT collection and it got 5 swims because of 'creativity'... how do any of these people take themselves seriously?

    • @ekay4495
      @ekay4495 2 місяці тому +15

      Must have been sponsored or something, literally most of them hated it. Honestly hard to tell if the show ISNT satire

    • @DrGandW
      @DrGandW 2 місяці тому +15

      I’m crying because they all only had negatives about the actual idea so their only reasons given for swimming was, “I like the cut of your jib g”

  • @SleepLess_Plays
    @SleepLess_Plays 2 місяці тому +62

    Every Killer Whale decision in a nutshell:
    "This sucks, it's the worst thing ever, I hate you... But I like your passion, it's a swim! 🤣

  • @FamosoMarcoso
    @FamosoMarcoso 2 місяці тому +57

    This is the most hilarious show. Bad con men trying to front on worse con men lmao

    • @FamosoMarcoso
      @FamosoMarcoso 2 місяці тому +2

      I love this try not to cringe for people who understand crypto is a scam lol

  • @ayiir7
    @ayiir7 2 місяці тому +93

    I love how borderline irate the handsome, curly-haired one got at that dude saying he heard from God

    • @zanderwithaz5315
      @zanderwithaz5315 2 місяці тому +1

      To be fair it's a crazy thing to say when you're pitching a business

    • @ayiir7
      @ayiir7 2 місяці тому +7

      @@zanderwithaz5315 Right. Especially when you don’t know the beliefs of anyone on that panel.

    • @dissraps
      @dissraps 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@zanderwithaz5315the guy literally calls himself CRYPTO GOD

    • @snrkybrd
      @snrkybrd 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@dissrapswhich is not something a practicing Christian would do, considering that "Thou shalt not take thy Lord's name in vain"

    • @D_Dupa
      @D_Dupa 2 місяці тому

      If someone’s dumb enough to be invested in crypto, they are dumb enough to be invested in a made up god

  • @CasualKiwiYGO
    @CasualKiwiYGO 2 місяці тому +42

    Being anti AI and pro NFT is wild af.

    • @undefined69695
      @undefined69695 2 місяці тому +3

      But hash tables are sexy

    • @devcrom3
      @devcrom3 2 місяці тому +9

      Yes I'm vegetarian, yes I eat an entire deer's worth of veal a day. We exist.

  • @Dieblo200
    @Dieblo200 2 місяці тому +175

    I'm truly convinced that Wendy was hired just to say "I'm a woman in crypto"

    • @jurb417
      @jurb417 2 місяці тому +33

      don't forget the "but ,i'll call you out on your shit" ICANT

    • @dissraps
      @dissraps 2 місяці тому +6

      Isn't that why most women are hired?

    • @drooooop
      @drooooop Місяць тому +1

      @@dissraps no? Women have better grades and are more qualified than men these days you bitter incellimus prime micropeen

    • @Rade-il1xg
      @Rade-il1xg Місяць тому

      @@dissraps no? Women have better grades and graduation rates and are more qualified…sounds like someone with a micropeen is angry and insecure

    • @SouAbsh
      @SouAbsh Місяць тому +1

      @@dissraps most women are hired specifically to say they’re in crypto? Men are literally too tarded to function LOL

  • @zNyVa
    @zNyVa 2 місяці тому +102

    when atrioc said the 18 guys on the discord all wanting to rug pull each other being the community behind the projects made me laugh a bit to hard also side note i think atriocs videos reacting to it got more views than the show

    • @maruwapofilms815
      @maruwapofilms815 2 місяці тому +1

      oh for sure. if they're lucky, 100 other people watched that show

  • @vincentbarwell5943
    @vincentbarwell5943 2 місяці тому +14

    7:45 i thought that was your editor doing that

  • @CaptainRedbeard.
    @CaptainRedbeard. 2 місяці тому +59

    I cant believe NFT "God" doesnt believe in the man recieving godly signals 😅 how ironic!

    • @TheMonkeyTurnip
      @TheMonkeyTurnip 2 місяці тому +17

      Do not idol false gods. NFT god is the 1 true god.

  • @edungdivinefavour6977
    @edungdivinefavour6977 2 місяці тому +33

    Wendy is really the queen of "Never let them know your next move"

    • @devcrom3
      @devcrom3 2 місяці тому +6

      The trick is she makes literally every decision based on a d100 roll.

  • @theknifesong
    @theknifesong 2 місяці тому +28

    Every idea they say is bad they greenlight and all the good ones they don't. Along with the goofy titles like NFT God and Crypto Comedian I am convinced that this is just a really good parody

  • @cbreezee8594
    @cbreezee8594 2 місяці тому +22

    On the last pitch every single one of them said "This idea is bad and I see no merit in it, it's a swim" I can't with this dumb show 😂

  • @PointsofData
    @PointsofData 2 місяці тому +16

    Avatly is doing what the fashion industry tried to do when the metaverse craze started; they're trying to do a "virtual try on" metaverse for online shopping. It is WILD the lady said "you're too early" when they were chasing something that had already failed. Amazon had a virtual try on thing for awhile, dunno if it's still there, but it was very limited since yknow...no one's buying expensive VR to try on clothes. There's also some fashion brands that are trying to make VR fashion a thing...as in, you buy virtual clothes to virtually put over your real body.

    • @ELiT3Griefer
      @ELiT3Griefer 2 місяці тому +1

      That's why she said it's too early, the technology (VR) is still not accessible AND it doesn't work good at all for trying clothes on

  • @no-qx1wu
    @no-qx1wu 2 місяці тому +25

    NOOO MY CRYPTO ADVICE

  • @mattymerr701
    @mattymerr701 2 місяці тому +12

    He wants to add centralisation to the decentralised system. Perfect.

  • @cephaleaorion4888
    @cephaleaorion4888 2 місяці тому +28

    bro i almost shit myself whenhe just asked "are you on drugs?"

  • @jamielockdown
    @jamielockdown 2 місяці тому +12

    At the rate tech hype cycles come and go, season 2's going to forget crypto was ever a thing.
    "Welcome back to Killer Whales, the show where people pitch their generative AI ideas to our 4 AI experts. That's right, that's what this show has always been. Web 3? Never heard of it."

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 15 днів тому

      Yeah, nothing will say how much crypto, web 3.0 and NFTs were a scam as AI, when it was still in its baby shoes, completely wiped them off the map.
      The achilles heel of all that crypto crap always was that it was blatantly talentless garbage. With AI, at least they can have the veneer of talent for some stupid people, so they threw away that other stuff in the blink of an eye.

  • @laminatedpeanutbutter
    @laminatedpeanutbutter 2 місяці тому +62

    Lowly times these are.
    Canceling not only this show that promotes true hustler advice but also the voices of those we look up to (Tate, sneako, etc.) truly proves that we are failing as a society
    The great creator of the universe told me that the block chain is the way.
    Hustle up and stay safe 🙏

    • @walkmonkey7
      @walkmonkey7 2 місяці тому +6

      Is this satire?

    • @laminatedpeanutbutter
      @laminatedpeanutbutter 2 місяці тому

      @@walkmonkey7
      No king 👑, I always give 200% into everything; honesty, gambling, hustling.
      When I took out that $200,000 loan against my house to invest in Notcoin they called me crazy.
      YOU probably think I’m still crazy for holding but I know it’s about to sky 💎 🙌 💎

    • @rendezvousonmemorylane
      @rendezvousonmemorylane 2 місяці тому +20

      No. These are the facts my G. It's time for you to wake up and smell the coffee.

    • @laminatedpeanutbutter
      @laminatedpeanutbutter 2 місяці тому +19

      @@walkmonkey7
      No King 👑, I put 200% into everything; honesty, gambling, hustling, etc.
      Stay humble 🙏

    • @Grysham
      @Grysham 2 місяці тому +14

      You are a true blessed up hustler, paradigm buster. You're putting in the work to inspire, haters gonna hate when you're inspirational, king, keep grinding at that casino called life and don't let the matrix take you down!

  • @Collaps_ing
    @Collaps_ing 2 місяці тому +54

    1:52 guys, god told me to comment

    • @DavidOfTimes
      @DavidOfTimes 2 місяці тому +6

      The universe told me to reply

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 2 місяці тому +1

      Killer Whale got cancelled and you’ve just been riding that energy

  • @AM-yk5yd
    @AM-yk5yd 2 місяці тому +9

    0:27 Jauwn reacted to Killer whale. On main channel it's behind paywall but on second channel there are two videos. Considering his main channel is roasting NFT games(because it's hard to review them without rosating), you can guess his reaction.

  • @yeert6931
    @yeert6931 2 місяці тому +7

    17:20 has me dead😭😭

  • @Bmacthesage
    @Bmacthesage 2 місяці тому +5

    "How are you going to get that $10 million back?"
    "Here's how im different...I wont"

  • @cofeman347
    @cofeman347 2 місяці тому +4

    "Don't invest based on vibes"
    "Scammers bad"
    "I'm in"

  • @tortillachips3911
    @tortillachips3911 2 місяці тому +4

    11:49 "WENDY PUNCH HIM" AGREEED CHAT

  • @jotairpontes
    @jotairpontes 2 місяці тому +4

    "I'm not convinced there's anything here that's special, and that being said, you have passion, I'm swimming with you"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @januszkurahenowski2860
    @januszkurahenowski2860 2 місяці тому +5

    I will miss this show, well not the show itself but seeing it on Atrioc's channel. We should crowd fund the season 2 because this is one of the most unintentionally hilarious comedies ever.

  • @semibreve
    @semibreve 2 місяці тому +4

    7:31 THIS EDIT WAS PART OF THE SHOW???? bro what are they smoking wtf

  • @Supermoneygang12
    @Supermoneygang12 2 місяці тому +6

    This show is hilarious man it’s the most extreme satire I’ve ever seen

  • @maxmcculley675
    @maxmcculley675 2 місяці тому +6

    this whole show is just a secret comedy show about the wackiness of crypto and the parody of investment

  • @Chad_Losey
    @Chad_Losey 2 місяці тому +5

    This is actually a really good comedy show. So sad they're canceling it 😢

  • @Ryzard
    @Ryzard Місяць тому +2

    I think the reason the segments are so short is that they realized no crypto entrepreneur has an idea that will hold up to more than 2 minutes of mild questions.

  • @Bauldi
    @Bauldi 2 місяці тому +3

    "Theres nothing I'd love more than to see the light leave your eyes... everything you say has been an utter detriment to mankind as a whole-- your project is not only classless and derivative, it's also essentially made negative profit- debt even. But seeing how willing you are to pay those debts and show this initiative, I've debtfully gotta Swim."

  • @cadensam7
    @cadensam7 2 місяці тому +3

    I brought this show up in conversation with my parents and the silence was so loud it was the first time I considered they could kick me out of their house

  • @Kloiyd
    @Kloiyd 2 місяці тому +3

    Whoever did the camerawork for this show honestly needs huge props. They made this bad show seem more interesting.

  • @julius7949
    @julius7949 2 місяці тому +2

    "i have absolutely no fucking idea what you just said, in fact, im not even sure if that was fucking English. but i love the energy, we're swimming."

  • @Cybarxz
    @Cybarxz 2 місяці тому

    Thank you for keeping covering the show it is not available here in Brazil and I got to see it through your videos

  • @FirroLP
    @FirroLP 2 місяці тому +10

    I just realized, those cuts are IN THE VIDEO. I'm dying 😂

  • @ManOfParody
    @ManOfParody 2 місяці тому +6

    Ah sick, Morpheus got onto the show.

  • @Party_snacks
    @Party_snacks 2 місяці тому +5

    The fashion thing was the first okay idea and they sunk but I think that’s just cause it has nothing to do with crypto

  • @pyroman7196
    @pyroman7196 2 місяці тому +2

    6:00 in and I have no idea what the business idea is, was this hyper cut?

  • @zainanwar9281
    @zainanwar9281 2 місяці тому +2

    The clothes try on was the only business that had even a slightest bit of chance of working cause they can sell their product to a clothing brand. If they could somehow work out a way for vr to check your bodys dimensions and then let you try the clothes on you own body virtually and then order the items through the vr app itself, i can see it working at some point in the future.

  • @__NikolaTesla__
    @__NikolaTesla__ 2 місяці тому +2

    This show is so fucking funny I just can't fathom how they are serious about this. It's like The Office with crypto instead of paper. In Season 2 someone will propose, I swear.

  • @Angels510
    @Angels510 2 місяці тому +3

    “At stake is not only their personal reputations…” Yeaaaaah I don’t think 2024 crypto bros have anything to worry about on that front

  • @ternarycode
    @ternarycode 2 місяці тому +1

    their sink or swim verdicts are as unpredictble as the actual crypto prices

  • @shrubninja6444
    @shrubninja6444 2 місяці тому +3

    I just love how all of the pitches on here are telling the judges about themselves, their background in crypto, and how much money they've put into it. We never hear anything about the actual product or service. It really puts a spotlight on how insane that community is.

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 15 днів тому

      I mean, it was obvious that the judges were there for clout, not actual advice.

  • @julius7949
    @julius7949 2 місяці тому +1

    i love how they swam with stupid projects but sunk with the best project.. that online fashion idea is very smart. physical stores are dying out, online shopping is taking over. i know it's hard for me to decide on clothing because i cant really see how it looks on myself only on others in a picture/video.

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 2 місяці тому +2

    "Weve got a couple thousand people on our block chain, and a couple hundred active users"
    That soujds like its worth 20 million dollars to me right there

  • @raptormajor10
    @raptormajor10 2 місяці тому +4

    Crypto Comedian has a low bar for entry
    Everyone’s already laughing at you anyway

  • @mud1nabowl
    @mud1nabowl 2 місяці тому +3

    0:22 Evil Pinely
    (though hes british so it doesnt really count)

  • @randomfox12245
    @randomfox12245 2 місяці тому +1

    7:30 BRO I THOUGHT THAT WAS QUACK DOING THAT TO THE SHOW FOOTAGE LOL

  • @lukkss
    @lukkss 2 місяці тому

    I went to visit IBM 15 years ago, they had this prototype for fashion stores: basically they Scan you and make a 3D recreation of you and you were able to apply clothes and stuff. If you don't see anything like that now, and they had this idea probably 20 years ago; that means it was not a good idea.

  • @sarasaland4709
    @sarasaland4709 2 місяці тому +1

    I love how this show is run by such incompetence that one pitch was literally
    “This idea is lazy garbage…. But it might grow so I approve.”

  • @julius7949
    @julius7949 2 місяці тому +1

    2:47 haha the residents of south park when they need to win their town back

  • @glob
    @glob 2 місяці тому +1

    this is crazy

  • @chipsandtea
    @chipsandtea 2 місяці тому +1

    even the phone b-roll in the beginning was green screened on and the scrolling wasn't synced to the scrolling

  • @sonwabilehlazo5486
    @sonwabilehlazo5486 2 дні тому

    😂😂😂😂 man I was looking for someone covering this show,Bro I think you're the only one.

  • @AntiVectorTV
    @AntiVectorTV 2 місяці тому +1

    "I bought $10,000 worth of crypto when it was $1, then it went to $10, now I have $10 million."
    The math ain't mathin'.

  • @thecardmaster435
    @thecardmaster435 2 місяці тому +2

    I just feel lobotomised whenever I watch this show

  • @paintballhawk6387
    @paintballhawk6387 2 місяці тому +2

    Atrioc I like how you made me laugh from this video and I thought it was great but you made me smile and for that reason I’ll sink.

  • @lioneldomland3816
    @lioneldomland3816 Місяць тому

    I mean a way to „try out“ clothes virtually before purchasing them would be kinda neat. If you would drop the VR and got some big retailers to put up some rigged 3D Models of their clothes on their stores that you could download and put on an Avatar that resembles you extremely closely with great cloth Simulation you might have something marketable. Just completely infeasible to actually do with current tech and even if it was it would never be worth the effort. But maybe an interesting Concept.

  • @asher_chs
    @asher_chs 2 місяці тому +1

    Almost looks like it was shot in the Unbox Therapy studio

  • @thatloserwhoplays
    @thatloserwhoplays 10 днів тому

    2:42 its a gambler asking a bunch of other gamblers to invent is his gambling

  • @puffles5535
    @puffles5535 2 місяці тому +1

    Dude. I love when atrioc post these crypto shark tank vids. Let’s go. Pog. I come from Doug Doug.

  • @ChessNukeArchive
    @ChessNukeArchive 2 місяці тому +1

    Thank you Big A, I was afraid I wasn't going to have a good video to watch while eating today, actually saved

  • @EmpiresEGG
    @EmpiresEGG 2 місяці тому +3

    How sad to see the show be canceled because it had only one viewer😔😔

  • @Brandongamesall
    @Brandongamesall 2 місяці тому +1

    I agree with everyone with the swims. I would swim because it's horrible and trash. Matter of fact, I hope it fails, but I'm swimming

  • @LumpyHippo
    @LumpyHippo 2 місяці тому +1

    I wish there a show in this format where people pitch already functioning businesses that they claim they could have made in hindsight for the chance to win thoughts and prayers

  • @AutumnGuiFei
    @AutumnGuiFei 2 місяці тому +2

    “I don’t trust people that invest $10m based on the universe and vibes”
    Isn’t that what most NFT investors do, they just try to justify it better

  • @ras7646
    @ras7646 Місяць тому +1

    Watched all your episodes on this, and I've never cringed more while being entertained. How are these 'entrepreneurs' not ashamed while pitching, and the judges are plain daft and can't hear themselves speak.

  • @smithjohn3080
    @smithjohn3080 2 місяці тому +1

    3:44 "imporDENT" and "reCOOZ ourself" 😂 thats all

  • @tommy_svk
    @tommy_svk 2 місяці тому +1

    We NEED Atrioc to react to Dragon's Den. At least the funniest/most ridiculous pitches. Now that Killer Whales isngone this is the perfect way to fill that void. Well aside from the fact that DD is actually a good show. There's tons of pitches from it in YT.

  • @bam840
    @bam840 2 місяці тому

    0:29 EVIL PINELEY HAS COVERED THIS SHOW TWICE!!!

  • @afrostigmeister
    @afrostigmeister 2 місяці тому

    The Killer Whales couldn't SWIM!! 😅
    7:11 "..without needing to know how it works" is the basis/mantra of this show🙄

  • @ianlister7333
    @ianlister7333 2 місяці тому

    Premium brand digital clothing is as close as I have other come to finding a use for the Blockchain. However that clothing value is almost zero if you have only wear it in certain virtual worlds.

  • @mrjing5930
    @mrjing5930 2 місяці тому +1

    Truly one of the saddest moments in American history 😔

  • @BrooksHuard
    @BrooksHuard 2 місяці тому

    Oh, I love you guys, the best market analysis! Seriously, why not mention Unimantic?

  • @harrylavercombe777
    @harrylavercombe777 2 місяці тому

    "Personally, I'm terrified" took me out

  • @cryptotastic8167
    @cryptotastic8167 2 місяці тому

    damn i hope they dont cancel it. the combination with your commentary makes it top notch comedy

  • @dandastardly2792
    @dandastardly2792 2 місяці тому

    Great edits. The fun fact was important. That's the last dude I wanna get advice from