Crypto Shark Tank Got Even Funnier
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- Опубліковано 8 чер 2024
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0:00 Intro
0:50 Celebratix
6:01 rocketmoney.com/atrioc
7:05 Newm
12:04 FX1
You can't convince me this show isn't parody. It's literally a circus clown version of shark tank where everything that makes the show credible and real is flipped. All of the judges have 0 qualifications. The most qualified person was literally a woman saying "i understand this because i am a woman", who was immediately cut off the show. Their "tank" quite literally looks like a tank, or some type of trap room out of the movie "cube". They give no actual advice and seem to say either yes and no completely arbitrarily. The votes mean nothing, and half the products are essentially scams. There is no way this is not being billed as a comedy.
Sunk cost. They already filmed it, it was done back in the hype days probably. Hosting it isn't gonna cost them much might as well hope they get some clicks lol
after seeing a bunch of crypto ‘companies’ and ‘media’, they are 100% serious. Remember that god awful bored apes show lmao
She was kicked for actually telling the truth, saying that she was a woman was too much truth for their parody
sorry, but this comment is a swim for me
Unfortunately, i think this comment simply lacks the vision as an ongoing force in the market, I dont see how you will compete when the commenting market is already so oversaturated, which is why i will be voting Swim on this one.
This is proof that capitalism breeds innovation. I’m so grateful Amazon has incomprehensible amounts of money.
so thankful for my pookie Bezos overlord 🥰🥰🥰
Good ol' "ugh capitalism"
You know, not paying all those workers had to be pretty tough on JB.
It’s annoying but Amazon is easily the best place to shop for ANY non food item in my opinion. Nothing is as smooth and cheap as
"innovation" doesn't always mean good. The only thing you've lambasted there is your own understanding of the English language.
If anything you've shown Capitalism works, nobody will pay for this shit so everyone watches Bluey instead and Disney does better and Amazon does worse (ignoring all the other benefits and problems that each company has)
THEY CUT “I AM A WOMAN” “LARGEST CRYPTO UA-camR”FROM THE SHOW LMAOOO 😂😂😂
Seeeee ya Wendy
Dead Internet Ass Reply
She's on the rest of the episodes. 😂
the sad truth is that no one has a clue, we all react to what happens as it happens and try to analyse it but can’t predict an iota of what is going to unfold in the markets… content creators are like amplifiers, when times are good they affirm it and try to tell you why it’s good and that it’s looking bullish but then all of a sudden the market turns bearish and everyone affirms it again and try to analyse why… it’s so sad that many are so powerless and it's not about guessing the market's next move; it's about playing it smart and steady during trading...managed to grow a nest egg of around 2.3Bitcoin to a decent 19Bitcoin in the space of a few months... I'm especially grateful to Rebecca Larryn, whose deep expertise and traditional trading acumen have been invaluable in this challenging, ever-evolving financial landscape.
They chose sink. Now she’s doing dishes.
they took “invest in the founder not the business” to the next level by completely ignoring the business lmao
Wework approves 👍🏻
They don't invest though
Isn't that most crypto projects?
I think they learned from the first episode that, if they focus on the content of the pitch, then they have to say yes to everything, because they're all the same pitch - "what if [something], but with crypto!" If they try to explain why one pitch is good and the other pitch is bad, they just expose why they're all equally bad.
The founders are all losers though
"crypto is about getting rid of the middle man. This is why WE aim to BECOME the middle man, but with CRYPTO"
The worst part is that it ain't even a dumb idea since most businesses out there making big bucks are just middlemen
@@tiagobelo4965 yeah but how tf are they gonna do that?
Killerwhales might be the best bad show ever
Atrioc NEEDS to talk to someone who was involved in production, we HAVE to know what the fuck they thought they were doing with this
you CANT say "explain it to my like i'm 5" as a whale on this show 😭😭
Then treat the ELI5 question absolutely literally.
"A five year old isn't going to understand that"
NO SHIT BRO. It's just a cute way of asking for it in leymans terms
I genuinely, genuinely feel bad for these "whales". They could've spent their entire lives doing their crypto whatever in private but now they gotta do this show and look stupid on camera. Oh my god
As a dude who consults a board of directors on strategy, that's my entire job.
Whales: “Tell us about your product.”
Atrioc: “I’m a glizzlord, little elf boy, Dr. Carbonator, Skidibi toilet.”
Whales: “It’s sink or swim time.”
"I like your rizz, so I'll swim"
ger him mods
“I don’t see the business model here, there is no vision for glizzy hands, and frankly there is not enough marketability for being a coffee cow. That is why I’m definitely going to swim with Big A.”
just spat my coffee fucking hell
@georgehands_ i absolutely love the glizzness model and wholeheartedly believe that this will define the future, i have nothing bad to say, and thats why im going to sink.
Bro rly recited the sigma male schedule from TikTok as a qualification. Imagine pulling up to a job interview “well I wake up at 5 and meditate then hit the gym by 8 so you should hire me”
We start at 7 though 🤔🤔
@@MindBlowerWTF I already started my morning zoom meetings in the gym
honestly, the dude himself should have the "qualification" to do his business granted he didnt follow any tiktok advice on running one
On the last episode I was super convinced that if you "Swim" it basically means you want to join the product because you see flaws in the creator's product and you think you can mentor them and fix it up, which is why so many of the judges choose to swim when it sounds like they will sink based of their statement. After this episode I'm starting to think I just let my imagination run a little wild and gave the show more credit than it was due. After this episode, I have no fucking idea anymore lmao
Knowing the truth is even funnier: after looking around (on the website for this show), you’ll see that they get mentorship ONLY if 5/5 of the whales swim- so if 4/5 swim it means *literally* nothing. They swim at random because it doesn’t matter lol
@@world_machine damn that is funny. Especially since the new Chinese lady carefully looks into every pitch and will most likely sink for almost everything lmao
"I'm solving online tickets by replacing QR codes and Bar codes with a string of numbers and letters"
"So I'm replacing bar codes with bar codes BUT its just a text file(?)"
Pre-decoded QR codes! Less computational power required! Save the turtles!
The funny thing is, this was the only example I have seen that makes NFTs make some sense. All an NFT is, is a receipt. This would be the safest way to buy a ticket from a scalper without worrying about him selling the same ticket again and causing whoever shows up first to get the seat and whoever shows up late to get stopped at the door. Add on the fact that it is possible to add additional transactional fees for NFT sales, it means the venue, artist and original ticket seller will be able to take cuts from all scalping. While the users won't like it, more money going to the venue and artist would mean that they have an incentive to use this unknown platform. Then all it takes is one big artist to be greedy and all of the sudden every new town they put on a show will equal tens of thousands of new users. And I can imagine every single artist that had a bored ape would be greedy enough to use this system. Also, for the guy who started it, if the userbase becomes huge, he will be able to cash out very quickly and not have to do any work or deal with the fact that he knows nothing about running a business.
@@user-rf1op3uh6npublicly accessible text files
To be fair having a clear chain of ownership as well as proof of ownership for a ticket is very useful. Some companies already validate tickets by checking with the sellers, and some don't release the ticket until the days before the events but as someone who's been turned away at the door of a venue before, it's definitely a decent place to implement blockchain.
It works for patents, land deeds etc as well but some things could just be a better, centralised system
"What's better than a 24 year old? Two 12 year olds."
- Anthony Scaramouchi
"What's better than two 12 year olds? Four 6 year olds"
- Rich people on certain island
the first dude was to busy trying to flirt with Ms.Lazereyes that he forgot to present his product XD
Can't blame him, his idea was garbage, he got a free trip to the US and tried to convince a juror in his own way
Mooch (I think) then said "you're on the Distraction Vector". Or similar. I figured he was saying "dude, srsly? You're pitching your deal to the KILLERWHALES here bro. And you're flirtin?"
She’s sexy though 😍
Boy Math: The Show
So THATS why they're rotating the women
@@DNeonLampwe have 5 investors, four male, one woman. However, if we swap the woman every episode with a different women we will have more female investors than males by episode 5,making the show more appealing to women!
holy shit that is so funny
They are not mere boys, they are men🫡
These judges will be like, "What is your typical jamba juice order? Swim because you represent entrepreneurship."
I have so few brain cells already. If i watched this show myself i wouldnt remember how to breath
And for that reason, the show is a swim.
Yeah I mean look you already forgot how to spell breathe
6:17 Almost thought big a was gonna say draft kings for a sec lmao
bro same
The football was unnecessary in hindsight. Big Tease from Big A.
I was looking for this comment lmao. why would you play with a football for a rocketmoney ad?! 😂
HOLY SHIT man, I don't know if you just invented "a human centipede with no food" as the official motto of the crypto industry. But if you did, you deserve the Mark Twain Prize for achievements in comedy.
That last pitch could've just pitched themselves to be a tool for making better sports bets, showing what caused them to win or lose a bet, and would be an actual(ish) business
No see that sounds too complicated. Explain that to me like I'm a literal child, please.
@@KingHoborg MONEY GO UP!!!!
@@h8re Thank you! FINALLY you're making sense! I don't know what all this 'sports betting', 'business' and 'tool' nonsense is. I don't even know what a 'pitch' is.
@@KingHoborg and for that reason this is a swim
They could have sold it to Draft kings,ESPN or other UFC broadcasters to use on their website
Everything about this is the most crypto thing I have ever seen. "Business ideas" without any thought behind them, crypto gurus who only speak in catchphrases and buzzwords. Not to mention that it makes literally no difference if they "sink or swim", there is no investment happening. "Swimming" probably only gets them a mail once a week that goes "👍, that's sexy bro. Good job".
"You look really cool" -Nicholas Cage to Elijah Wood in The Trust.
That's what this show is really about.
I really thought that ad was gonna be “the real way to make money.. sports betting!” W that football lmao
I was expecting draft kings or something lol
I really thought that sponsorship was going to be a sports betting ad. I wouldn’t have even been mad. It would’ve been so funny.
That’s it. I’m shorting human intelligence
I'm gonna do a short squeeze by finding the cure to cancer.
africa has the highest fertility rate so ur good
@@jamescharles5907 what is wrong with you
@@americantoastman7296 what? do u think iq is fake
3:12 All I can hear is she was rizzed up. My brain is broken.
Genuinely thought you were about to do a sports betting ad, that was terrifying
3:39 is actually the most fearful expression I've seen Big A have
It can't be a (bit)coincidence that this show came out at the same time as "The Goat" - a parody on reality shows. It **has** to be a parody as well.
I wasnt going to download Rocket, but then I saw this guy slap a football (i like sports!) and call me bro (shows that he's chill). So what I'm saying is Im going to sink
I loved the part where the crypto shark tank got more insane
I love the fact that the one real idea that is presented, the sharks can't comprehend it. 😂
What one was that
@@soMeRandoM670The last one, with AI analysis of fights or something.
@@shrubninja6444 The guy was right about it not needing crypto though, you could just use regular credit card payments for that sort of service
Its funny to wake at 5.30 and start work at 8. Reminds me of myself, except its 12 and instead of the gym its eating cereal and doomscrolling
me in highschool except it wasnt my choice to wake that early and the frequent sleep deprivation made me want to kill myself
EVERY. EPISODE. PLEASE!
Am I crazy or is the UFC analytics one pretty cool? Scrap the "FX token" or whatever, work on the tech and sell it or lease it to the broadcaster or sports betting sites? Seems like a cool thing to add to a sports broadcast.
Yeah, it seemed cool but when they showed footage I couldn't tell if it was real or a concept. They had footage on the right that looked like an opencv demo and a crazy info display on the left, it's super easy for those to just be totally disconnected. If it's real then honestly it looks really cool, but it seems like they spent way more time making it somehow involve crypto and enabling people to gamble than actually making the product
16:45 is the guy pitching wearing a Rolex meanwhile his wife had to go back to work!?!? WTF 😂😂😂
They convinced me, I am investing my life savings
In the male model or Newm, the smart music service?
Bro slapped that football too many times
Some real idk what to do with my hands moment
We have the second biggest female crypto UA-camr.
When i saw the football in the ad i thought it was a sports betting add and laughed so hard
"you wanna make some real money?" while brandishing a football had me thinking you took a draft kings sponsorship and I was very concerned
My man really said he doesnt get why the others sunk, yapped for a minute and sunk as well
Offering mentorship instead of investment capital completely fucks the show's dynamics. The guests keep trying to make Shark Tank pitches for the money to get their business off the ground, and the "mentors" are always like, "Wait, you don't have any money? I'M OUT." If they had money, they wouldn't need mentorship. The mentors are actually asking for jobs at these companies, not offering investment.
Saw the football and immediately thought he was gonna do a sports gambling ad😂😂
Blockchain definitely can help with ticketing. When it eventually happens it will still be owned by ticket master and will likely come with additional fees when re selling.
this was the first stream i saw live, it was great, keep grinding big A💯
Seeing atrioc hold a football is like seeing a crypto bro on shark tank
Thank you so much for making this a recurring series, because without the commentary, this show would mow down my braincells like the Reaper itself.
Let's goooooo, I've been waiting for a pt. 2
If Dunning-Kruger was a show.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT GOT FUNNIER!?
The first episode was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
The writer needs a promotion.
Bet the homie at the end only changed to swim bc the optics would be bad if nobody succeeded in that episode
Big A breaking during the ad read killed me.
I have a pitch you'll never be able to refuse. Taylor swift... but crypto
First dude adjusted his hair 97 times
Don’t be rude he’s a model dude duh
congratz on 600k mr tree rock 👍
Gz on 600k subs glizzlord
About the sport broadcast thingy - every bigger sport streaming/analytics company does computer vision and sometimes AI commentary, they have the prototypes, but they just did not show it to mass market and the truth is - there is little market for it, while the costs are very high (for development and licenses) - seems like they really wanted to grasp anything, so they included crypto, betting, anything that will keep them afloat.
Also the far right guy has dapper turtleneck.
It's been dumping and pumping in this range for ages! It's technically just going sideways, sideways means generally stagnant. More emphasis should be put into day trading, as it less affected by the unpredictable nature of the market. Trading has been going smooth for me as I managed to grow a nest egg of around 100k to a decent 732k in the space of a few months... I'm especially grateful to Kerrie Farrell, whose deep expertise and traditional trading acumen have been invaluable in this challenging, ever-evolving financial landscape....
Kerrie Farrell program is widely available online..
The fact that i got to learn and earn from her program is everything to me think about it, it's a win win for both ways.....
On the grand scheme of things, once you understand the potential of trad!ng, you can bet on it but I think people need the education to fully understand...
The internet is filled with so many useful information about Kerrie Farrell crypto..
I agree with you and i believe that the secret to financial stability is having the right investment ideas to enable you earn more..
I actually understand the ticket thing. When you buy tickets second-hand, sometimes they're fake, and there's very little way to verify the authenticity of the ticket without scanning it at the venue. I guess he thinks an NFT could fix that...
3:25 SWIM TIME LETS GOOO
Congrats on 600k 🎉
New lady is lady daymond
Pretty sure Atrioc is actually the target audience for this show. It exists so people can laugh about how bad it is, viewing it in the process.
Lol I actually watched your ad run because I didn't know if you were doing a bit. I laughed the whole way through 😂
I’m a lighting technician in the industry and I have filmed in that EXACT location in LA. So funny the next time I see it is for this 😂😂😂
I like the gig ticket idea, aside from the fact using gig apps are basically nfts without calling them nfts
CONGRATS ON 600 THOU BIG A!!😄💪
The start of the ad I thought it was going to be sports gambling
This is innovative in terms of trash tv. So glad that there are people that car about trash tv. Actually, genuinely, and not sarcastically.
Love the music video room setting
So Choon is the music industry product on here and I used it before , it's basically a music streaming service that pays in crypto and always people to earn crypto but advertising the song and owning a piece of it
Atrioc FOR SURE bought a brand new football off amazon solely for that ad read
Thank God for a second I thought the ad read was going to be for DraftKings 😊
I am loving this channel. Your responses are too funny!! Also, if you didn’t think Ran talked out his arse this show has to change your mind 🤣🤣
When Atrioc caught the football in his ad and said "You want to make real money?" I REALLY thought we were about to get a sports betting sponsorship.... That would have been insane
Deadass thought we getting a draft king sponsor 😂😂😂
17:52 THE DROOL
This is so painful, thanks big A
Bro I just discovered your channel and have immediately subbed because these Killer Whales videos you make are hilarious. I was laughing out loud on the tube and people thought I was crazy. Please keep the Killer whale vids coming.
Please do more this goes so ridiculously hard
blessed be thou when atrioc uploads
6:01 best ad read ever!
I’m so glad a tractor company ad hit me the second you started advertising
1 week till the day… prepare.
This show feels the same as five year olds saying business babble while trying to do a shark tank.
This show has made Atrioc more money than all of these bozos combined (judges included)
Big A coming in clutch filling me with his content tonight
4:49 you just summed up the crypto space
Get rid if the middleman and bring in the center guy
Why does the taller AI sports betting guy look like a virtual character out of GTA
I can't believe this is an Amazon show and not UA-cam show
man i was just waiting for mohawk man at the end to say "im still gonna sink" in the best double twist of all time
I was terrified that the sponsored bit was about to be sports betting😭
Every single argument, comment, "sink" or "swim" verdict, suspicious look, encouraging smile, and sob story makes me think "NO ONE'S INVESTING ANYTHING! NONE OF THIS MATTERS! NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE ANYTHING FOR ANYONE!" I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Broo, that ad read was fire bro, so bro but bro remember, you dont need to keep throwing the ball, and calling me bro...
I wish they would change the girl in every single shot but play it off like it was the same girl
It's crazy that Mr. Marketing Monday himself made that ad lol
Funnily enough, Favoree the startup website for reviewing youtube channels even has between 800 and 1500 users per day lol. How do you work on something for 4 years and only have 20 users that's wild
wtf is this ad brandon im in tearssss
This show is so inspiring. Throw it on when you are feeling dumb or just down and instantly feel better about yourself.
"I'm gonna help give yall a business model" he walks into the room with them for the first mentorship..."so sports gambling"