Killer Cross Examination - Cooperating Witness Cross Examination By Attorney Neil Rockind

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  • @X100People
    @X100People 4 роки тому +5865

    *Who in their right mind when picking out their glasses says, I'll take the Dahmers?*

  • @LesiureBoy
    @LesiureBoy 6 років тому +5635

    I dunno how the hell I got here but I watched the whole dam thing

    • @pterodactylptroll
      @pterodactylptroll 6 років тому +37

      goldkhw yeah, I didn't really see "killer" anything, but I'm also not an attorney and maybe missed some important event that took place. Either way, it was a pretty interesting testimony.

    • @stewarttracy7377
      @stewarttracy7377 6 років тому +59

      yea goldkhw it went by so fast and was so entertaining you must have missed it, he got him to admit he lied repeatedly, got him to admit he would lie to further his career, or save himself from felony convictions, a perfect witness, don't do drugs kids it destroys your brain cells

    • @stewarttracy7377
      @stewarttracy7377 6 років тому +24

      yes Steve"#me to" lol it was entertaining to watch a liar squirm, good job to the defense team

    • @goldkhw
      @goldkhw 6 років тому +25

      And, Stewart Tracy, the convicted rapist and drug dealer who is paying the lawyer to LIE for him in order to get him a lighter sentence has a character above reproach? He is attempting to disprove, through his mouthpiece, that he is not guilty of having lured young people to his home with the offer of drugs where he could then take unfair advantage of them, sexually. "Don't be anally raped kids, after a large man gives you drugs. It rips and painfully tears the cells of your body and damages you emotionally for life. It could also infect you with AIDS." Just saying.

    • @iakusz
      @iakusz 6 років тому +2

      Right? XD

  • @LetsMars
    @LetsMars 3 роки тому +2771

    “If you’re accusing me of being drugs...”
    *”Let the record show that the witness is drugs”*

    • @vaden706
      @vaden706 3 роки тому +38

      🤣🤣 that was great

    • @Yo_Chino
      @Yo_Chino 3 роки тому +38

      WHAT IS DRUGS?

    • @tica188
      @tica188 3 роки тому +4

      Lmaooo

    • @Himijendrix014
      @Himijendrix014 3 роки тому +26

      Kids should look closely, this is what someone looks like after going down too many K-holes. This dude is ate up

    • @refri17ner95
      @refri17ner95 3 роки тому +7

      Hilarious a.f

  • @Saltyyfish
    @Saltyyfish 2 роки тому +428

    As someone with ADHD, my memory is the #1 reason I’m scared to ever be called as a witness in a trial. 😅

    • @incognitojon902
      @incognitojon902 Рік тому +11

      Onb how am I supposed to remember when I took my medicine😭💀

    • @debopticalillusion5151
      @debopticalillusion5151 Рік тому

      🤦‍♂️adhd, eh? How about wxyz? Just take the drugs dammit😠🥼👨‍⚕️

    • @dugdowndeepdog
      @dugdowndeepdog Рік тому +44

      Yeah and ADHD is a big reason people use drugs. Trying to make up for the lack of dopamine. This lawyer bullied a young man for medicating himself all the time knowing his own client used drugs and committed felonies. This is one reason why people hate lawyers. They're so obviously manipulative and dishonest in their framing of testimony.

    • @ThomasJoseph-sq9jl
      @ThomasJoseph-sq9jl Рік тому +5

      @@dugdowndeepdog That's why you hire lawyers yourself when involved in stuff like this. Fight fire with fire!

    • @stevrgrs
      @stevrgrs Рік тому

      @@ThomasJoseph-sq9jl yeah if you're super Rich. Perhaps you've never been to court and don't know, but CRIMINAL lawyers are EXPENSIVE

  • @Begsy2U
    @Begsy2U 5 років тому +2972

    After watching all 51 minutes I can confirm that the witness is in fact, drugs.

    • @waynecampbell9398
      @waynecampbell9398 5 років тому +87

      Yes he is , drugs🤣

    • @cartersdad615
      @cartersdad615 5 років тому +86

      "Can you rephrase the question please, im uncomfortable with how you asked that."

    • @pauljamessquibbs.3945
      @pauljamessquibbs.3945 5 років тому +41

      Lol..... He's at one with the anti-psychotics he's taking.... Become the drug!!!

    • @Marinemom75
      @Marinemom75 5 років тому +27

      This is my favorite comment thread! I love you all!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @samsara-summermooncomehome5881
      @samsara-summermooncomehome5881 5 років тому +37

      After watching all 51 minutes, I can confirm that I, as a witness, need àll of the aforementioned drugs!

  • @willlock3644
    @willlock3644 4 роки тому +1196

    Going to court today as a witness. Think I’ll wear all black and my serial killer glasses. ....

  • @chrisspring5346
    @chrisspring5346 6 років тому +1899

    If Joe's partys are legit, you must acquit!

    • @reidjennings9009
      @reidjennings9009 6 років тому +59

      Underated comment lol

    • @cutthroattruthnews4766
      @cutthroattruthnews4766 6 років тому +26

      lol IKR Joe throws a fn party he throws a PARRRRTAYYYY...lmfao I heard like 8 diff drugs, prob music women DAMF FREE JOE n hook me uppppppppppp

    • @chrisspring5346
      @chrisspring5346 6 років тому +10

      @@cutthroattruthnews4766 Joe is da man

    • @cutthroattruthnews4766
      @cutthroattruthnews4766 6 років тому +5

      look me up @joeymacauley Joe is Great this skinny little rich rat tryna save his ass.

    • @poopnach
      @poopnach 6 років тому +16

      Objection your Honor! Joe's parties are unusually krunk! I move for this case to be filed in multiple courts!

  • @nitafaber9777
    @nitafaber9777 8 місяців тому +27

    Love the way the Judge is reacting to the witness's testimony.

    • @butmunchass
      @butmunchass 4 місяці тому +3

      she thinks the witness is whacked

  • @12rwoody
    @12rwoody 5 років тому +2493

    "Your honor, let the record show that the witness dresses like a cruise ship magician."
    "So noted."

    • @proonguice8386
      @proonguice8386 5 років тому +77

      I just laughed out loud like an idiot. This comment should really have more likes .

    • @willowsullivan6121
      @willowsullivan6121 5 років тому +8

      Ah ha ha ha! I needed that.

    • @metalphobos3632
      @metalphobos3632 5 років тому +20

      Some of the best comments I've read on the net in months are in this videos comment section. Fantastic.

    • @sdmagik1
      @sdmagik1 5 років тому +6

      Well played

    • @n5yiz
      @n5yiz 5 років тому +5

      haha

  • @anxietyfree2012
    @anxietyfree2012 3 роки тому +1027

    Weirdest episode of The Office I’ve ever seen

  • @mandc20022
    @mandc20022 4 роки тому +552

    I thought this was a serial killer being examined untill like 3 minutes in

    • @MrJamberee
      @MrJamberee 4 роки тому +23

      Not sure you’re original perception was wrong.

    • @chrissymoss514
      @chrissymoss514 4 роки тому +1

      @Michael Jones Ditto 😂😂

    • @joeydrummer7929
      @joeydrummer7929 4 роки тому +4

      Thought the same

    • @Liberty_Freedom_Brotherhood
      @Liberty_Freedom_Brotherhood 4 роки тому +6

      He sure looks like one!

    • @Marubi2
      @Marubi2 4 роки тому +2

      Same. I was already imagining him in skinny old man in an orange jumpsuit with pockmarks still wearing the same glasses.

  • @michaelprecise2491
    @michaelprecise2491 Рік тому +82

    "If you think I'm drugs, then...you're doing a bad job as an attorney. "😂😂

    • @goatitisful
      @goatitisful 2 місяці тому +1

      "If you think I am drugs" was hilarious in & of itself.

  • @jeremyheintz1479
    @jeremyheintz1479 5 років тому +495

    This is much reminiscent of the cross examination I got from dad in June of 1993 when I was drugs at 5am

    • @alysskennedy8661
      @alysskennedy8661 4 роки тому +3

      💀

    • @kaprkapr
      @kaprkapr 4 роки тому +19

      Man, I was so stupid in my teens I got busted for being drugs twice in a month.

    • @fixlana
      @fixlana 4 роки тому +19

      I too have been drugs at 5am

    • @robertfuller5619
      @robertfuller5619 4 роки тому +8

      This deserves wayyyyy more likes

    • @amber893
      @amber893 4 роки тому +1

      😝✌👍😝

  • @yjace5
    @yjace5 3 роки тому +2082

    He told the defense attorney to “move on to the next question” holy shit this is the greatest video ever

    • @jaitzu2173
      @jaitzu2173 3 роки тому +51

      9:38

    • @tremaynebrown3709
      @tremaynebrown3709 3 роки тому +40

      Was that not hilarious??🤣

    • @howlsfilthycastle
      @howlsfilthycastle 3 роки тому +28

      Can you actually say that?

    • @thewind6047
      @thewind6047 3 роки тому +87

      @@howlsfilthycastle I mean he said it lol

    • @ChadBishopSr
      @ChadBishopSr 3 роки тому +62

      He watches too much television. I like when he started waving his hand and asked the attorney what he was getting at. Also when he didn't understand how is credibility was relevant to the alleged crimes by the defendant. This lawyer is money well spent.

  • @maxmccann5323
    @maxmccann5323 3 роки тому +2634

    When it said “killer” cross examination, I had no doubt in my mind that this guy was the killer, even though there wasn’t even a murder lmao

    • @natural9747
      @natural9747 3 роки тому +118

      Spectacles says it all.

    • @blakeragland4507
      @blakeragland4507 3 роки тому +110

      Same. 😆 I was like this guy forsure did it.

    • @YoungCoyy
      @YoungCoyy 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Mitchell432
      @Mitchell432 3 роки тому +9

      Diddo lmfao ((guilty))

    • @maxmccann5323
      @maxmccann5323 3 роки тому +48

      @@blakeragland4507 exactly, don't know what he did, don't even care, ya just know he was the one that did it 😂

  • @basedelk3195
    @basedelk3195 9 місяців тому +48

    Came in a witness and left a suspect!😂 Amazing cross examination

  • @davidstewart7451
    @davidstewart7451 4 роки тому +916

    I feel like I walked in on season 3 of a series

    • @stephaniehidock5790
      @stephaniehidock5790 4 роки тому +8

      David Stewart hahahaha

    • @tydiop752
      @tydiop752 4 роки тому +11

      How to get away with murder*

    • @amber22431
      @amber22431 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 me too !!!

    • @LoneWoIfPack19
      @LoneWoIfPack19 4 роки тому +1

      Yup 😂😂😂

    • @amykrzyszton5758
      @amykrzyszton5758 3 роки тому

      @@tydiop752 Ahhh I dropped the ball on that one. I was thinking Shameless or....
      There is a title on the tip of my tongue....

  • @amberkelly8055
    @amberkelly8055 5 років тому +1549

    The witness looks like he's in character to play a 1980s serial killer

    • @thefloridamanofytcomments5264
      @thefloridamanofytcomments5264 5 років тому +14

      Amber Kelly I thought that’s what I was clicking on. He looks like the guy with the bone saw from Reno 911.

    • @amberkelly8055
      @amberkelly8055 5 років тому +6

      @@thefloridamanofytcomments5264holy shit, you're right 😆

    • @goldteethe
      @goldteethe 5 років тому +2

      Amber Kelly bubbles ?

    • @amberkelly8055
      @amberkelly8055 5 років тому +4

      @@goldteethe he's a beautiful bastard

    • @goldteethe
      @goldteethe 5 років тому +3

      Amber Kelly I love how he loves cats (: 🐈

  • @RoseSecurity_
    @RoseSecurity_ 3 роки тому +1465

    Can we get this man off the stand before he admits to being Joe😂

  • @HeatherANelson
    @HeatherANelson Рік тому +39

    This was so awesome. I'm thinking in the movie version (One Night at Joe's House) this witness should be played by Matthew Broderick.

  • @charlietrone4761
    @charlietrone4761 4 роки тому +821

    Dwight Shrute: The Early Years

    • @opertinicy
      @opertinicy 4 роки тому +13

      lol...i'm just picturing mose running across the screen now

    • @niccolosia
      @niccolosia 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @TMPSpodcast
      @TMPSpodcast 4 роки тому +19

      I waiting waiting for him to respond with "False!"

    • @mo_joewhoa_whoa9610
      @mo_joewhoa_whoa9610 4 роки тому +7

      Charlie Trone
      It dnt look like he guna BEET this 😂😂😂

    • @briangaudino8141
      @briangaudino8141 4 роки тому +2

      looks more like a Rolf Jr.!

  • @murkstalinskitm5334
    @murkstalinskitm5334 5 років тому +483

    I thought I was about to watch a serial killer on trial. Turns out drugs was being cross examined

    • @jackburnell3209
      @jackburnell3209 5 років тому +12

      That's EXACTLY what I thought.

    • @debbiep99
      @debbiep99 5 років тому +4

      Could be both? He seems like that type.

    • @lidarose2553
      @lidarose2553 5 років тому +6

      Hahaha I wanted him to be a killer so bad till I realized, damnit, he's just on Adderall! Lol

    • @wakeupfool7734
      @wakeupfool7734 5 років тому +5

      That was the intent of the writer of the statement "killer cross-exam". It called deception in legal terms and called BS in common language terms

    • @DJMAGICVINYL
      @DJMAGICVINYL 5 років тому

      @@lidarose2553 😆

  • @rodrigomunera8523
    @rodrigomunera8523 4 роки тому +542

    “You haven’t faced any consequences for your actions have you?” “I have, I’m sitting here answering your questions”

    • @ARCH-INNERGY
      @ARCH-INNERGY 4 роки тому +7

      😅😛😜

    • @captainron4924
      @captainron4924 4 роки тому +10

      Lmao!

    • @jamesatkinson9940
      @jamesatkinson9940 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrJamberee
      @MrJamberee 4 роки тому +27

      It’s the prosecutor who should face consequences- for putting this mental case on the stand as a witness. Joe couldn’t have done better for himself if he got to pick the witness. In fact, I’m suspicious that Joe did pick this witness.

    • @bsantillie
      @bsantillie 3 роки тому +16

      Anyone notice the judge. She looks loaded. 🤤

  • @SpaceCond0r
    @SpaceCond0r Рік тому +44

    I don’t understand how people are acting like this cross was bad or that the defense lawyer was wrong for attacking his credibility?
    This guy was brought by the STATE as a witness. The defense is meant to poke holes and discredit witnesses brought by the state, and that’s exactly what he did.
    By the end it was obvious that this witness was not credible at all. He had a history of lying and had a lot to lose.
    You bet your ass if you were on trial, you would want your defense lawyer to do the same. Could you imagine if this witnesses testimony was what ended up convicting you?
    And yes the defendant was found guilty. That doesn’t mean the cross was bad or that the defense lawyer did a bad job. Great lawyers lose cases all the time.

    • @TheWhateverMan420
      @TheWhateverMan420 Місяць тому +1

      Absolutely! He did an amazing job with dismantling this witness' credibility. At 1st, I was ok the witnesses side and felt sorry for him. By the middle of this video, I couldn't believe anything he says. Now, with no information about the case, I can say that I couldn't take anything he says as truth

  • @MitchellWiggs
    @MitchellWiggs 4 роки тому +3466

    *Joe’s house sounds lit af*

  • @Karch.Dah-Veed
    @Karch.Dah-Veed 5 років тому +1802

    "If you're accusing me of being drugs, then you're doing a very bad job as an attorney." Classic.

  • @laurieh.6508
    @laurieh.6508 5 років тому +655

    The judge looks like she wants to be anywhere but in court.

    • @davidca96
      @davidca96 5 років тому +31

      Ive noticed several Judges like that here in Michigan, I saw one actually fall asleep during a trial once.

    • @jackburnell3209
      @jackburnell3209 5 років тому +25

      If she's like every judge I've seen, she's daydreaming about playing golf.

    • @vaiona5156
      @vaiona5156 5 років тому +8

      Hahahah most are like that including the JURY 🤣

    • @simonwolfendale1988
      @simonwolfendale1988 5 років тому +23

      She has that "I could murder a pint" look.

    • @john-carlosynostroza
      @john-carlosynostroza 5 років тому +1

      😆

  • @hijackbyejack1729
    @hijackbyejack1729 9 місяців тому +42

    I was watching the Jennifer Crumbley trial and just knew that I had seen that judge and court before. That is because it is the same as in this video. Fun fact

    • @MissNebulosity
      @MissNebulosity 8 місяців тому

      SAME!

    • @WyattRyeSway
      @WyattRyeSway 8 місяців тому +3

      Me too. I can’t believe I’m recognizing judges and lawyers

    • @Ingrid-j1o
      @Ingrid-j1o 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@WyattRyeSwaylol tells us how much crime trials were watching! 😹

    • @stephanied6451
      @stephanied6451 8 місяців тому +1

      Noticed this while I was scrolling through my feed and video popped up lol

    • @MissJessss
      @MissJessss 8 місяців тому

      The woman prosecutor sounds kind of like the prosecutor from the Crumbly trial. I mean she's brunette but can easily bleach it. What do you all think?

  • @jacksonwerner7647
    @jacksonwerner7647 4 роки тому +566

    “if you’re accusing me of being drugs” yes officer, it’s that one

    • @alexovercast3359
      @alexovercast3359 4 роки тому +5

      I died lmao

    • @chibo3939
      @chibo3939 4 роки тому +15

      I started laughing at 4 am so loud woke up the whole house got beat father went to jail and now he’s in court

    • @chibo3939
      @chibo3939 4 роки тому +7

      Bababooey

    • @j.a.chronic6242
      @j.a.chronic6242 4 роки тому +5

      He’s definitely on amphetamines. Talkative, anxious but not timid, and also just look at how wide his eyes are.

    • @jakobtaliaferro1960
      @jakobtaliaferro1960 4 роки тому +4

      @@j.a.chronic6242 he said he took his prescribed add or ADHD meds which all are extremely similar to amphetamines

  • @TheDantheman12121
    @TheDantheman12121 5 років тому +340

    "are you high" "No i am not drugs"

  • @geographicoddity9444
    @geographicoddity9444 5 років тому +195

    I, too, am confused as to why UA-cam suggested this video for me. It’s scary that UA-cam knows us better than we do. It was right. I enjoyed it very much.

    • @funkymonkey299
      @funkymonkey299 5 років тому

      Same😂

    • @Qbabxtra
      @Qbabxtra 5 років тому +1

      its because people that watch similar videos to you, liked it

    • @Rekora_Wulf
      @Rekora_Wulf 5 років тому +1

      Dusty Glover because they see all your search algorithms when you use anything owned by google. You give them all your habits of what you watch, and how long and wonder how they give you good suggestions? lol the answer I think is this : Humans love watching other people like this get owned. Even though we know most would also lie about denying ownership on drugs simply because, it would ruin their hard earned futures.

    • @tommyhaukedalhansson2797
      @tommyhaukedalhansson2797 5 років тому +1

      You are buged by YT , and goverment so dump your alexa speakers

    • @christinaburns4718
      @christinaburns4718 8 місяців тому

      What exactly did he do?

  • @mattbronsil6336
    @mattbronsil6336 Рік тому +74

    This guy is a great example of why you should not talk too much when on the stand. Slow down when answering, give the opposing counsel time to object, and at least know a redirect is probably coming if you're not comfortable. You would have done a great job even if there were no extra comments, but his comments just handed your entire point right to the jury.

    • @robertafierro5592
      @robertafierro5592 Рік тому +2

      Good advice! Never show the court you are annoyed at simply being there!

  • @Rikodesinko
    @Rikodesinko 6 років тому +811

    Joe's parties are so lit that you may or may not have taken Ketamine and you can't be certain of either of those decisions.

    • @bob2nifty
      @bob2nifty 6 років тому +18

      Drumkilla15 thats fucking funny lets go to joes

    • @nicksmith4888
      @nicksmith4888 6 років тому +2

      hahahaha

    • @jonslg240
      @jonslg240 6 років тому +1

      Right? Lmao

    • @pterodactylptroll
      @pterodactylptroll 6 років тому +10

      I wonder what else might have happened at Joe's.

    • @Rikodesinko
      @Rikodesinko 6 років тому +24

      pterodactylptroll You know what they say, "What happens at Joe's...uh... I can't remember the rest of it."

  • @mattsupertramp6506
    @mattsupertramp6506 4 роки тому +393

    He doesn't take drugs, HE IS THE DRUGS

    • @Matt-re4et
      @Matt-re4et 4 роки тому +16

      “If you’re accusing me of being drugs?!” 😂😂

    • @duswil3934
      @duswil3934 3 роки тому +6

      The drugs took him.

    • @splifstar85
      @splifstar85 3 роки тому +2

      That’s what Pablo Picasso used to say 🤷‍♂️😁

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @cm7676
      @cm7676 3 роки тому +2

      Take that!

  • @gayprepperz6862
    @gayprepperz6862 3 роки тому +483

    Damn, UA-cam is so full of Rabbit Holes, I don't know how I ended up here, but I ended watching the whole thing. Heaven only knows where I'll end up after this.

    • @mikeallen292
      @mikeallen292 3 роки тому +9

      Where ever you end up, I'm sure theyll be cats along the way. UA-cam crow bars cats into everything..... Maybe criminal defense cats. I dunno

    • @travelsouthafrica5048
      @travelsouthafrica5048 3 роки тому +1

      hey did you see the "dexterity toy " video ? your are welcome

    • @splifstar85
      @splifstar85 3 роки тому

      @@mikeallen292 check out “I am puma” channel )

    • @rick15666
      @rick15666 3 роки тому +4

      Where the hell is part 2!???

    • @matthewhennessey5967
      @matthewhennessey5967 3 роки тому

      How about "the Complete collection of Rob Lyman"
      City councils fear his arrival!

  • @andrewvelonis5940
    @andrewvelonis5940 2 роки тому +48

    Not a killer cross examination. A good, thorough cross examination during which the prosecutor was asleep. There were many, many questions that should have been objected to as being compound, argumentative, immaterial or calling for a legal conclusion. In addition there were several answers that were non-responsive, to which the defense attorney could have asked be stricken from the record.

    • @rsnookerg308
      @rsnookerg308 Рік тому +3

      Agree. In my mind I was objecting repeatedly. Plus how could she not prep her witness and advise him on 5th amendment implications of some areas of inquiry. Total fail

    • @garrettgravley
      @garrettgravley 9 місяців тому

      I mean, he successfully impeached an adverse witness’s credibility, which is ultimately what the goal was.

    • @Jake.The.Snake.
      @Jake.The.Snake. 8 місяців тому +4

      How could you even call this a "good" or "through" cross examination? The witness made multiple long speeches and explained everything he wanted to explain. The defense attorney completely failed at making the witness look unreliable, he moved on from a question at the witnesses request and stopped going down that path. The questions being asked were too long and left too much room for the witness to talk about other things.
      This is objectively an awful cross examination, the witness walked all over this attorney .

    • @garrettgravley
      @garrettgravley 8 місяців тому +4

      @@Jake.The.Snake. so being cornered into admitting you committed perjury is “walking all over” the attorney?

    • @Jake.The.Snake.
      @Jake.The.Snake. 8 місяців тому +4

      @@garrettgravley was the witness ultimately charged with purjury in this case? No. Was the witness's entire testimony against the defendant stricken from the official record? No. I rest my case.

  • @bertisuesymons8784
    @bertisuesymons8784 4 роки тому +133

    I am acting this way because you are intimidating, I am intimidated but if you think you are intimidating me it's not gonna work

    • @edsoncuevas7652
      @edsoncuevas7652 3 роки тому +3

      He says that as he’s intimated as hell😂😂

    • @CozyEm1
      @CozyEm1 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @keeshakhan7136
      @keeshakhan7136 3 роки тому +1

      What's with that nose he makes before he answers? I'm like please don't do that long.

    • @niftygrower2745
      @niftygrower2745 3 роки тому +1

      If you hear the last question from the other lawyer at the beginning of the video, he says he’s living with his parents. This is a classic loser that wanted attention and now it came back to bite his ass. Classic kid that lives in his own mind and thought he was gonna put a movie type performance on the stand and failed like an idiot.

    • @roleat
      @roleat 3 роки тому

      @@niftygrower2745 I dont think he did anything wrong, he was drunk and high and was used as a witness. Didn't ask for anything.

  • @KolorMeyellow
    @KolorMeyellow 5 років тому +1801

    ''I dont understand how i can look at myself from a 3rd person view'' it was at this moment I paused, went to my fridge, got a drink and put up the volume. I'm about to be entertained.
    PS: UA-cam knows me better than i know myself

    • @eQuASiANXane
      @eQuASiANXane 5 років тому +53

      Rolled up at the "accusing me of being drugs" part, amazing watch, i want more.

    • @amyimogenimagine
      @amyimogenimagine 5 років тому +11

      Hahahah yes 😂🙌🏻 when he said that I was like, ohhhh Shem. Objectivity, a learned skill that clearly some never learn.

    • @thebitchisback7026
      @thebitchisback7026 5 років тому +11

      I did the same thing and even the attorney was taken aback. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tjgeorge3124
      @tjgeorge3124 5 років тому +20

      Is it true that you told the office “I got up and got a drink from the fridge because *you are about to be entertained*?”

    • @theirishman8356
      @theirishman8356 5 років тому +14

      Me too... Lol. I was about to close out until I heard him say now im angry...

  • @johnnymeyers6681
    @johnnymeyers6681 5 років тому +166

    Congratulations, the UA-cam algorithm has chosen you. Now I, somehow passed the bar exam.

  • @johnchristian3248
    @johnchristian3248 Рік тому +15

    "I would appreciate you moving on to the next question".

  • @Lepidopray
    @Lepidopray 4 роки тому +429

    Plot twist: The defendant was acquitted and released, but the witness was sentenced to 20 years.

    • @sh393
      @sh393 4 роки тому

      Really?

    • @salettecontreras8035
      @salettecontreras8035 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @Jonnybarbs
      @Jonnybarbs 4 роки тому +7

      @@sh393 no

    • @sarahreid3467
      @sarahreid3467 4 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @sh393
      @sh393 4 роки тому

      @@Jonnybarbs I thought maybe he was dumb enough to admit to something not in the immunity maybe. Man, what a bummer this guy probably still has friends too..

  • @shespeaks1971
    @shespeaks1971 5 років тому +170

    We don't need Reality TV shows...real life is way more entertaining

    • @DeKosta
      @DeKosta 5 років тому +3

      I love these nuggets of entertainment on youtube.

    • @toolguyslayer1
      @toolguyslayer1 5 років тому

      You show a lack of maternal instinct that is someone's child he is not a game to be had for your entertainment nor anything like you this conversation is purely for entertainment purposes only

  • @mercknucca
    @mercknucca 4 роки тому +261

    I actually thought this was a cross examination of a serial killer until I read the description

    • @hype2335
      @hype2335 4 роки тому +2

      Jesse Mercado slide into her dms

    • @sheandavis9634
      @sheandavis9634 4 роки тому

      Jesse Mercado 🤣😂

    • @mercknucca
      @mercknucca 4 роки тому

      @@hype2335 lol

    • @davet5223
      @davet5223 4 роки тому +2

      I agree it's shouldn't have a "A" or something, the whole time I was thinking the guy had killed someone

    • @greenvilleobserver9431
      @greenvilleobserver9431 4 роки тому +1

      Murder on Schrute farms

  • @zelgkopitar8799
    @zelgkopitar8799 Рік тому +193

    I'm 3:18 into this and so far this video is a perfect example of why lawyers are pretty universally hated.

    • @muttlee9195
      @muttlee9195 Рік тому +35

      Not when you need one

    • @RabMcGlinchie
      @RabMcGlinchie Рік тому +13

      I imagine the majority of their clients are far worse, they're only providing an essential service for a developed country. I like the fact that we have fair trials personally, we need good solicitors for the defence and good solicitors for the prosecution. What's the alternative/your suggestion? Lock every suspect up just in case they're guilty? 😂 Think it through buddy! You should direct your anger at the right people in future, the criminals who make solicitors defend them in the first place.

    • @lindaadriaens5475
      @lindaadriaens5475 Рік тому +6

      I don:t know what is going on but this lawyer is realy getting me angry. What is he trying to prove fhs ?

    • @mikefoote3202
      @mikefoote3202 Рік тому +15

      @@lindaadriaens5475 i think he is trying to determine the credibility of the witness

    • @fan_of_brent_terhune_comedian
      @fan_of_brent_terhune_comedian Рік тому +3

      I agree... think of the people on the jury taking ADHD meds or other meds. Not smart to make the jury hate the lawyer!

  • @rosss623
    @rosss623 5 років тому +1023

    "i dont normally communicate from a witness stand in circuit court" would have been a solid line if he didn't ruin it with the rest of the tantrum lol

    • @dcw0110us
      @dcw0110us 5 років тому +8

      Right!! Lol.....

    • @phillippasteur3904
      @phillippasteur3904 4 роки тому +122

      I think he did great on that question and don't blame him for telling that asshole what a useless attorney he is. The kid is quick on his feet.

    • @tapski1
      @tapski1 4 роки тому +1

      Fair to say

    • @sgtskysyndrome
      @sgtskysyndrome 4 роки тому +62

      @@phillippasteur3904 what did the attorney do wrong with that question? The fact that the kid lost his cool is exactly what he wanted the jury to see. His credibility is clearly suspect.

    • @yoyoyo3531
      @yoyoyo3531 4 роки тому +33

      @@sgtskysyndrome is asking someone if their high on subscriptions drug ok? Since they are legal after all?

  • @TrevorDuran3390
    @TrevorDuran3390 4 роки тому +153

    Me: I'm just gonna watch 5 minutes.
    Also me: What a great ending.

  • @ExiledByForce1
    @ExiledByForce1 3 роки тому +378

    This is just my opinion but I think it should be mandatory that this individual testifies in every trial no matter if he's involved in it or not.

    • @Xydorf
      @Xydorf 2 роки тому +10

      A wonderful idea :-)

    • @mortalclown3812
      @mortalclown3812 Рік тому +8

      😆

    • @coreyisme4013
      @coreyisme4013 Рік тому +8

      Best comment ever

    • @aprillovesgolf7042
      @aprillovesgolf7042 Рік тому +2

      😂

    • @HeatherANelson
      @HeatherANelson Рік тому +13

      Hilarious! I laughed out loud. However, as an attorney, this guy would be a nightmare to try and cross examine. He reminds me of me and my friends in law school trying to mess with each other during mock trials (some of us would play the lawyer, and some witnesses...as practice).

  • @CrazyCrystal8175
    @CrazyCrystal8175 8 місяців тому +11

    I remember watching this the 1st time and it was GREAT THEN AND STILL IS NOW!!😅

  • @valenteleanos4774
    @valenteleanos4774 5 років тому +490

    THE NEVER ENDING BOTTLE OF WATER

    • @mikesgoodmann9349
      @mikesgoodmann9349 5 років тому

      I can actually remember way back when that wasn't "standard equipment" !

    • @joshuaking9408
      @joshuaking9408 5 років тому +4

      Do I have to give this Joe character drugs to get my hands on this never ending water bottle?

    • @RandomFlops
      @RandomFlops 5 років тому +3

      @@joshuaking9408 yes, give him an eight ball of coke; got mine last week it almost flooded my house when my cat tipped it over while I was at the gym

    • @HmlsDarkOps
      @HmlsDarkOps 5 років тому +2

      When being nervous goes wrong. You attempt to drown yourself by drinking too much water.

    • @WonderBreed
      @WonderBreed 5 років тому

      Dude was actually drinking the last drops of that bottle lmfao

  • @elycezynski
    @elycezynski 4 роки тому +612

    The prosecution clearly didn’t prepare this witness for cross-examination. Good lord! He’s imploding...

    • @vatechie21
      @vatechie21 3 роки тому +47

      Yeah he's trying to get ahead of all of the questions like it's his job to win the case. Like dude just answer, you're not the one on trial (for now, with that perjury admission that's over....)

    • @YoBobby
      @YoBobby 3 роки тому +19

      bruh, like , at any point is anyone able to stand up and say "objection" like got damn

    • @ErebuBat
      @ErebuBat 3 роки тому +12

      @@YoBobby object to what? You can only object if the question is improper not if the witness is awful.

    • @YoBobby
      @YoBobby 3 роки тому +14

      @@ErebuBat u can object any time... regardless of whether the judge agrees or not. the judge will just say over-ruled. object to anything to slow down the questioning/ allow the defendant to have time to think of something.

    • @ErebuBat
      @ErebuBat 3 роки тому +32

      @@YoBobby no you can’t. I think you have watched too much law and order.
      If you kept objecting for no reason I guarantee the judge would not put up with that.

  • @fa2359
    @fa2359 5 років тому +397

    This is one of the best witnesses I’ve ever seen on the stand. Everyone’s confused including the judge and prosecutor.

    • @tresunique5900
      @tresunique5900 5 років тому +3

      K M lmfao; soooo true!

    • @chocomanger6873
      @chocomanger6873 5 років тому +14

      He looks like a contestant on America's Got Talent

    • @yehheapsmadaybut
      @yehheapsmadaybut 3 роки тому +22

      @@chocomanger6873 America's most wanted*

    • @amazingm.ed.1944
      @amazingm.ed.1944 2 роки тому +9

      Im not confused......he is lying to save his ass.

    • @Songbirdstress
      @Songbirdstress 2 роки тому +5

      @@yehheapsmadaybut America's most wasted 😊

  • @heavilymeditated108
    @heavilymeditated108 Рік тому +22

    “You’re gonna need glasses. What style would you like?”
    “Let’s go with the Dahmer.”

  • @MrNick-
    @MrNick- 3 роки тому +545

    His glasses made me click the video
    His answers made me watch the whole thing

    • @bezzerwizzer6448
      @bezzerwizzer6448 3 роки тому +3

      Somewhere here it is stated Its prescription glasses .

    • @kccourt6910
      @kccourt6910 3 роки тому +5

      this kid is straight amazing!!!

    • @rosaf4661
      @rosaf4661 3 роки тому +1

      It did but something about his face showed he was gonna keep it real

    • @afroheaddudeful
      @afroheaddudeful 2 роки тому

      This

    • @sarahbee3732
      @sarahbee3732 2 роки тому

      Same!

  • @tmwproductions3685
    @tmwproductions3685 3 роки тому +313

    "You're mistaking exaggeration for a lack of memory"
    - witness defending his statement

    • @brentbrown7940
      @brentbrown7940 3 роки тому +4

      Lol I took notice of that statement but it didn’t hit me until I read this comment. What an idiot

    • @kevinkanzler495
      @kevinkanzler495 3 роки тому +14

      Lack of memory AND lack of care is what he said which is even worse lol.

    • @72golfcrazy
      @72golfcrazy 3 роки тому +43

      What he means by that statement could be that he isn't trying to intentionally mislead the court. It's possible that he's trying to draw on his actual memory of events rather than on his memory of a story he's been instructed to rehearse, tell and stick to. He seems somewhat ashamed or embarrassed by some of the details of his testimony, and he even admits at one point to having perjured himself and lied to police.

    • @kuntface5
      @kuntface5 3 роки тому +3

      Seeing the words in sentence form makes me feel worse about it

    • @FirstLast-il6ok
      @FirstLast-il6ok 2 роки тому +7

      He just said it backwards. He meant that Neil was mistaking his lack of memory with him exaggerating.

  • @hababaaslan7030
    @hababaaslan7030 6 років тому +569

    THATS TEEN DWIGHT FROM THE OFFICE!

    • @GhostPro91
      @GhostPro91 5 років тому +3

      nawww Scary Movie

    • @sonnyspliff
      @sonnyspliff 5 років тому +3

      Spot on! Hahaha

    • @femiagunbiade582
      @femiagunbiade582 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂👍🏾

    • @Majorbrownfinger
      @Majorbrownfinger 5 років тому +2

      hababa aslan yah if Dwight never sold paper and instead lived with his mom while doing special k on the DL

    • @philosopherman683
      @philosopherman683 5 років тому +1

      you mean Gareth from the English office....

  • @blue84freak
    @blue84freak Рік тому +54

    The cross examination wasn’t bad, but this kid held his own. He is a goofy/quirky sounding kid, clearly some social issues or whatever going on, but I do think he did well all things considered.

    • @77jamess
      @77jamess Рік тому +9

      He made more sense than the lawyer.

    • @JohnKlanac-yo5bq
      @JohnKlanac-yo5bq Рік тому +1

      He completely blew it are you effing kidding me????!!!!!!!!!!

    • @blue84freak
      @blue84freak Рік тому

      @@JohnKlanac-yo5bq You must be deaf or just plain stupid.

    • @misterxmistery7424
      @misterxmistery7424 11 місяців тому +4

      @@JohnKlanac-yo5bq What do you mean blew it? The jury found him correct and the other one guilty. lmfao

    • @mm877
      @mm877 8 місяців тому +1

      He did well for being drugs.

  • @Pe6ek
    @Pe6ek 4 роки тому +589

    Fun fact : You start watching this, you'll have to finish it.

    • @bugsy1028
      @bugsy1028 3 роки тому +25

      It’s like a train wreck. You can’t not look.

    • @Elegant_Sausage
      @Elegant_Sausage 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah, you were right! 😂

    • @julieball1167
      @julieball1167 3 роки тому +11

      I don’t know what it’s about yet but I’m fascinated train crash tv

    • @goose7251
      @goose7251 3 роки тому +3

      lol 😂 dang it

    • @Magic7Dragon
      @Magic7Dragon 3 роки тому +1

      Jesus Christ... so true

  • @euphegenia
    @euphegenia 4 роки тому +272

    3:00 “If you’re accusing me of being drugs then you’re doing a very bad job as an attorney” - guy on drugs

    • @christopherweaver5904
      @christopherweaver5904 4 роки тому +3

      Lmfao

    • @Tyne877
      @Tyne877 4 роки тому

      David Weise 😂😁

    • @davidbrezniak9286
      @davidbrezniak9286 4 роки тому

      I actually laughed when this kid said that..
      He's now writing a book: "How to get on an attorney's good side". :)

    • @psisis7423
      @psisis7423 4 роки тому +1

      What a loser. Dopamine would have made me so smart and aware of things, this guy is lost in cotton land

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond Рік тому +1

      Guy on prescribed medication but yeah

  • @BarnabyBaltimoron
    @BarnabyBaltimoron 3 роки тому +1918

    This attorney is almost as good as my ex-wife when she asked why I didn’t get the specific kombucha she requested from the store.

    • @AnnaKuznetzova88
      @AnnaKuznetzova88 3 роки тому +55

      If you care for her you will realize the small things can be quite important

    • @natalie9884
      @natalie9884 3 роки тому +10

      HAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU

    • @ernsign
      @ernsign 3 роки тому +71

      Does your wife start with, “I’m speaking calmly...”

    • @normahiggs9288
      @normahiggs9288 3 роки тому +24

      My husband says I argue better than any prosecutor he’s come up against. I don’t take it as a compliment but on the upside, it’s good practice for him lol.

    • @Andrew-dj1qy
      @Andrew-dj1qy 3 роки тому +84

      “Isn’t is true, that on the night of may 25th at 7pm, I told you I specifically wanted raspberry kombucha? And you said ‘yes dear I’ll get it’ and now your testimony is that you weren’t told what type of kombucha? Both of these things can’t be true, so which is it?”

  • @robertduvernet4257
    @robertduvernet4257 Рік тому +30

    As a juror, I would be so aggravated by your questions. I believed the witness 100% in spite of your badgering him. I related to him more because of how you were trying to tie him up in twisted convoluted questions, and although I could see the points you were trying to make, and where you were going with it all, it fails everytime because of your approach. You start off by basically accusing him of being high, because he takes a prescription for ADHD, and then make him even more relatable by questioning his desire to lie to avoid being arrested during a raid… I don’t get it. I’d be interested to hear and see the outcome of this case.

    • @realhighup
      @realhighup 7 місяців тому +2

      This this this 100% agree. Like we get it bro, the kid is a liar move tf on

    • @galept
      @galept 2 місяці тому

      A liar who is terrifying against his client. So if he's lied under oath once, who's to say he's not lying about his testimony against Joe now.
      Poke enough holes, make this witness seem unreliable, and you increase the chances of the jury questioning the evidence against Joe.

    • @Daverod
      @Daverod Місяць тому

      That’s because you’re emotional and let them cloud your judgement. The entire point of cross examination is to poke holes in their story and discredit them. The attorney is just doing his job but your too busy crying about it to make a good, fair decision

  • @perryjohnson8213
    @perryjohnson8213 5 років тому +216

    Isn’t it true that the tone of my voice and my drawn out line of questioning is locking up your brain in a way the you are unable to respond????

    • @jackburnell3209
      @jackburnell3209 5 років тому

      NLP

    • @anonymous2065
      @anonymous2065 5 років тому +11

      Can you repeat the question please because tomato horse television.
      😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

    • @Crybaby-Media
      @Crybaby-Media 5 років тому +9

      And my loose grasp of sentence structure?

    • @digitalsalsas
      @digitalsalsas 5 років тому +2

      Language shapes reality

    • @HedyNAt
      @HedyNAt 5 років тому +5

      If you’re trying to suggest that I am drugs, you’re not very good at your job.

  • @johnt4426
    @johnt4426 3 роки тому +487

    This looks like 1989, but I believe it’s 2017.
    This has got to be one of the strangest videos ever. It’s great.

    • @justwantedtosay1098
      @justwantedtosay1098 3 роки тому +24

      It's the glasses

    • @hotspothawkins6453
      @hotspothawkins6453 3 роки тому +1

      This explains a lot about the guy being questioned lol couldn’t see anyone saying half of what he’s saying 30 years ago, “yes I took drugs today” like Jesus 😂 way to discredit yourself

    • @trailerparkboys3390
      @trailerparkboys3390 3 роки тому

      Review brahs moron brother

    • @dark0ssx
      @dark0ssx 3 роки тому +5

      "This looks like 1989" no this doesnt

  • @manueltony3
    @manueltony3 4 роки тому +560

    Joe's house be popping every weekend

    • @bugsy1028
      @bugsy1028 4 роки тому +9

      Manueltony3 hahah where does joe live ? I want hang out with him

    • @snapjitzy
      @snapjitzy 4 роки тому +9

      @@pennyg6942 he could be but look at that creepy little snitch. Dont trust that bitch. Penny use all your years of street smarts to tell me which one is lying here. I wanna know!

    • @MrJamberee
      @MrJamberee 4 роки тому +2

      I need an invite.

    • @enlightenedwarrior7119
      @enlightenedwarrior7119 4 роки тому +4

      Party at Joe's tonight

    • @j.a.chronic6242
      @j.a.chronic6242 4 роки тому +1

      And you got this little nerd ruining it for everyone! Even looks like the type of kid to snitch.

  • @Wendall989
    @Wendall989 Рік тому +33

    This is a really interesting cross because the witness admits to past perjury multiple times yet comes across as being truthful during this line of cross while the defense attempts to paint him as a liar.

    • @lydialutz
      @lydialutz Рік тому

      I certainly came away with the impression that the guy was a liar and would use lies when he felt it would help him.

    • @YIKESMF
      @YIKESMF 11 місяців тому

      Yeah, a lot of us watching do not agree with you.

    • @hockeyfan5509
      @hockeyfan5509 10 місяців тому

      LOL, no one sees what you saw. Stay away from beer.

    • @Wendall989
      @Wendall989 10 місяців тому +1

      @@hockeyfan5509 let’s see, 3 comments disagreeing with me, 18 likes and tons of other comments on the vid agreeing with me. Almost as if people are entitled to their own opinions and opinions can differ!

    • @realhighup
      @realhighup 7 місяців тому

      It’s fascinating. Defense counsel chooses to continually, almost nauseatingly split hairs on volunteered facts, to his demise. And pros is asleep with the objections. Asked and answered, irrelevant, badgering…

  • @jaredjones8316
    @jaredjones8316 5 років тому +163

    I think even if I was innocent I’d still end up looking guilty if this guy was questioning me.

    • @HB-ey2dk
      @HB-ey2dk 5 років тому +18

      Lol that's a defense attorneys wet dream! They want to discredit the innocent ones the most.

    • @danielbrown1724
      @danielbrown1724 5 років тому +13

      That's because this wanker attorney's whole legal strategy is to confuse the witness in order to uncover the most irrelevant of details so he can catch people out in small discrepancies from one statement to another.
      He thinks it's proving that the witness is lying under oath, but really it just uncovers things that all and any of us would not be able to recall from one interview to another.
      All he does is prove by rewording things, that a witness may not be able to remember everything he/she said previously compared to now.
      What a dick!!

    • @mikelucey5035
      @mikelucey5035 5 років тому +4

      If he were you lawyer, you may need him to be a wanker.

    • @danielbrown1724
      @danielbrown1724 5 років тому

      @@mikelucey5035 that makes no sense whatsoever

    • @danielbrown1724
      @danielbrown1724 5 років тому +1

      @Bill Ding the constructor touche

  • @boruchsiper4844
    @boruchsiper4844 3 роки тому +182

    Remember kids, anything you say can and will be used against you in court of law.
    The only thing you should tell the cops without a lawyer is… “lawyer please”

    • @mortalclown3812
      @mortalclown3812 Рік тому +4

      No matter what. 💯

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 Рік тому

      After you say, "Lawyer please," the cops put the handcuffs on so tight you have finger(s) hurting for at least a month, if not permanent damage, and they write several tickets for you. Or you talk, and things seem to be easier. I've heard the same "tight handcuffs" story from several political protesters (who refused to move off the street when ordered to by the fuzz).

    • @jamiesharp874
      @jamiesharp874 Рік тому +1

      this should be taught to everyone over the age of 12. it doesn't say it will help you in court, it says CAN & WILL be used AGAINST you.

    • @BiGMaNNY420
      @BiGMaNNY420 9 місяців тому

      That includes the "truth"

    • @markbaz
      @markbaz 8 місяців тому

      @@jamiesharp874Along with cops & police officers can and WILL lie to you as they feel necessary to get to the truth. I never understood how them lying to get to the truth made sense,

  • @kerreighclaire6543
    @kerreighclaire6543 4 роки тому +226

    "I would appreciate it if you could move on to the next question." Oh bless his heart!

    • @purplezoid1
      @purplezoid1 4 роки тому +1

      🤓

    • @jezalb2710
      @jezalb2710 4 роки тому +3

      A lying toe rag

    • @martinstrnad4517
      @martinstrnad4517 3 роки тому

      @J KJ Declassified What does the "taking the 5th" mean?

    • @surreallou3221
      @surreallou3221 3 роки тому +1

      @@martinstrnad4517 By pleading the fifth it means you are refusing to testify in court for the entirety of your trial. It can be used to prevent self-incrimination. But they can plead the fifth for questions that they deem are self-incriminating. But a witness subpoenaed to testify must testify. If you refuse the subpoenaed which is a court order it is punishable by jail, a fine, or both.

    • @martinstrnad4517
      @martinstrnad4517 3 роки тому

      @@surreallou3221 Thank you, sir.

  • @AdamS235
    @AdamS235 2 роки тому +12

    good work on grilling a 20 year old for an hour about a small amount of medicine, your Medal of Honor is in the mail

  • @xXCAFOXx
    @xXCAFOXx 4 роки тому +174

    “If you’re accusing me of being drugs...you’d be correct, I AM THE GODDAMN DRUGS!”

  • @justincase1588
    @justincase1588 4 роки тому +254

    Rumor has it he’s still clutching that empty water bottle.

    • @Cece-lb7nc
      @Cece-lb7nc 4 роки тому +5

      Justin Case I was watching and waiting for him to hurl it at the guy’s head while screaming yes I’m on f’ing drugs lol 😂

    • @SharonShazzzaaaTaylor
      @SharonShazzzaaaTaylor 4 роки тому +1

      Funny quip lmao

    • @treytaylor5953
      @treytaylor5953 4 роки тому

      my lawyer wouldnt let me have one so i didnt do the exact thing, he didnt even want me showing my hands at all. he also gave a lot away with emotions. sounds really smart but did let himself get intimidated.

    • @addergeddon
      @addergeddon 4 роки тому

      I just loled very loudly. :D

    • @lnteIIigence
      @lnteIIigence 4 роки тому

      It's full of drugs he's absorbing from the bottle through his skin.

  • @adfggffffffddffd
    @adfggffffffddffd 6 років тому +301

    His attorney's defense "Are you currently still living with your Mom?" "Yes" ..................................... "No further questions."

    • @inkey2
      @inkey2 6 років тому +16

      Opinion: His lawyer should have "objected" to that question as being irrelevant. To me, it seems as though his lawyer is not advocating for him very well.

    • @m.savage8318
      @m.savage8318 6 років тому +3

      That was probably her last question. This video is not about her questions, it's about his.

    • @trueblue7779
      @trueblue7779 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zac7915
      @zac7915 5 років тому +14

      @@inkey2 he doesn't have a lawyer. He's a witness in this case. He's not the one on trial. Not this one at least. But the lawyer was trying to get the kid to admit a motive as to why he would testify against Joe. Clearly its because he got a good job and a criminal record would burden that.

    • @thecop-arazzi653
      @thecop-arazzi653 5 років тому

      @@inkey2 He doesn't have council. It's a case against Joe, who it sounds like is getting charged with contributing to the deliquncey of a minor.

  • @mrronobvious9809
    @mrronobvious9809 Рік тому +35

    That was a great attempt at impeachment, but that kid did a great job holding his own under incredible stress. I hope his life is going well today

    • @bgmiller5
      @bgmiller5 Рік тому +5

      This lawyer picking on him sounds like a senior jock in high school picking on an 8th grader. The fact he's using this as a bragging point speaks volumes about why he's a defense attorney representing a reprehensible human being.

    • @lydialutz
      @lydialutz Рік тому

      Not at all. He's doing his job well. The witness lied several times and he's sorting through all of that methodically, not picking on him. @@bgmiller5

    • @YIKESMF
      @YIKESMF 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂 I bet he's not.

    • @YIKESMF
      @YIKESMF 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@bgmiller5picking on him?😂😂 It's called questioning. It's called he decided to go to court that day and testify. Lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @x217xwebb
    @x217xwebb 4 роки тому +108

    The memeability of this video is incredible.

  • @attentionlabel
    @attentionlabel 5 років тому +152

    I would like to reiterate to the jury that I _am_ , in fact, drugs.

    • @phillippasteur3904
      @phillippasteur3904 4 роки тому +1

      Hope you get some help with that.

    • @superdooper50
      @superdooper50 4 роки тому +1

      Is that a third person perspective? How is that possible?

    • @lnteIIigence
      @lnteIIigence 4 роки тому +1

      If you're drugs, and you withdraw from yourself, that means having an out of body experience. Something you need drugs for. It's a paradox!

  • @A-Chap
    @A-Chap 4 роки тому +206

    I never knew Dwight Schrute was such a party boy in his youth

    • @nayrskater
      @nayrskater 3 роки тому +1

      Dwight is always surprising us.

    • @spewter
      @spewter 3 роки тому +12

      False. This is not Dwight Schrute. Identity theft is not a joke, Andrew.

    • @BlackLightsMatter
      @BlackLightsMatter 3 роки тому +2

      @@spewter MICHAEL!!!!!

    • @steventollefson5418
      @steventollefson5418 3 роки тому +2

      Mose keeps all the ketamine for himself now that Dwight is manager.

    • @maxgottesman9662
      @maxgottesman9662 3 роки тому

      That is the funniest comment I have heard in this thread. I'm still laughing. You should consider doing stand-up!

  • @doubledoc7807
    @doubledoc7807 2 роки тому +91

    That's a template for how lawyers should handle cross-examinations! How Neil stayed calm and focused on the task at hand is remarkable. Kudos.

    • @aldo30
      @aldo30 Рік тому +6

      Kudos to the great lawyer. His client only got more than 3 years porridge time. That boy on the stand had him on toast that much he could only show 50 minutes of the "KILLER CROSS EXAMINATION" SHITE LAWYER

    • @janimarytrusty2884
      @janimarytrusty2884 Рік тому +1

      Vyvanse helps

    • @heroe1486
      @heroe1486 Рік тому

      No he's clearly annoying, a template for mediocrity at best.

    • @RayCasey2010
      @RayCasey2010 8 місяців тому

      psychopaths make great criminal defense lawyers

  • @kevinlewis1485
    @kevinlewis1485 3 роки тому +321

    Joe must be sitting at the defense table planning his acquittal party. It's going to be lit.

    • @TheDarkstarsk8allday
      @TheDarkstarsk8allday 3 роки тому

      💯💯💯💯

    • @michaelmcgee2026
      @michaelmcgee2026 3 роки тому +15

      I heard the party will have drugs

    • @joemama8379
      @joemama8379 3 роки тому +11

      He was found guilty

    • @trevor3575
      @trevor3575 3 роки тому +2

      @@michaelmcgee2026 I heard drugs from this video will attend as well

    • @joeyfelix5371
      @joeyfelix5371 3 роки тому +1

      @@michaelbayard1038 Anyone in their right mind would be rooting for the witness, like.... "So you committed multiple acts of deception that night?" .... I'd have been like, "I don't see it that way... I saw badges and guns and I was high af, I committed one deception and that was to be able to drive home without anyone saying, maybe we should take this one to the station." 🤣🤣🤣
      Can't believe in one hour of cross there wasn't any single "I gotcha moments."

  • @chaimgreenbaum
    @chaimgreenbaum 5 років тому +360

    Joe serves drugs and alcohol at his parties. I just need an address

    • @TheJeremycruz
      @TheJeremycruz 5 років тому +2

      chaimgreenbaum same hahaha

    • @alexdavies9512
      @alexdavies9512 5 років тому +9

      Gold lol. I thought i was the only one to see this like wtf their talking about drugs when the real issue is pedophilia. For people who think im reaching theres only one reason why a grown man would host a party with drugs free flowing then invite a bunch of kids.

    • @goldkhw
      @goldkhw 5 років тому +2

      @@alexdavies9512 It's a wonder he can sit comfortably in that hard chair. Poor guy. I bet his Dad took him for some medical attention. And some medical tests. He's one of the victims and the bad guy is trying to get a reduced sentence by discrediting this victim. Stupid kids. Under the influence. The bad guy fed the kids drugs to take advantage of them. He looks like an easy mark, thin and wearing big glasses. He'd be afraid to say, "No" after accepting the free drugs.

    • @andreadaniel4291
      @andreadaniel4291 5 років тому

      🤣🤣

    • @wendywhitney8381
      @wendywhitney8381 5 років тому

      Right??

  • @buzinaocara
    @buzinaocara 6 років тому +399

    Joe's parties sound L I T

    • @tegrehekim
      @tegrehekim 6 років тому +6

      It's always a lituation when I'm involved.

    • @JeffryLandry
      @JeffryLandry 6 років тому +7

      You think an older guy giving underage kids drugs and raping them as being L I T? I'm not saying he did those things, just that it's what he was accused of. If that's your kinda party, you seriously need help

    • @rogerhenny9360
      @rogerhenny9360 6 років тому +2

      I think he is making front of joe lmao people these days

    • @buzinaocara
      @buzinaocara 6 років тому +26

      I mean L.I.T.
      Lubing up
      Intoxicated
      Tooshies

    • @tclfan0180
      @tclfan0180 6 років тому +2

      Legendary troll. Bravo

  • @SKDYCAT
    @SKDYCAT 10 місяців тому +6

    the state really called someone who looks and acts like the steriotypical serial killer as a witness wtf lmao

    • @izzydoesit8663
      @izzydoesit8663 9 місяців тому +1

      1st x a drug dealer found not guilty while witness “serial killa” charged instead! 😂

  • @Soph149
    @Soph149 4 роки тому +447

    “If you’re accusing me of being drugs, then you’re doing a very bad job at being an attorney”
    Oi that’s it. I dead 💀😂

    • @moderngod1
      @moderngod1 4 роки тому +11

      Sophie Marsh lmao that’s when the attorney won he’s showing the jury he’s incompetent as a witness.

    • @talldarkandahandfull5781
      @talldarkandahandfull5781 4 роки тому +8

      Did the witness really say"Are you accusing me of BEING drugs",when did that happen?

    • @Soph149
      @Soph149 4 роки тому +3

      Douglas Steele yea at about 3:00 😂

    • @XxXShevampXxX
      @XxXShevampXxX 4 роки тому +9

      😂😂 I was wondering if anyone else picked up on that. I :was cracking up

    • @faustus5481
      @faustus5481 4 роки тому +21

      @@talldarkandahandfull5781 - No, he didn't say "being drugs." He said _"being drugged"_ .....it's clear with earphones on.

  • @jlateralus21
    @jlateralus21 3 роки тому +275

    Attorney lays into him. 45 minutes later: "yes, I was the 2nd shooter on the grassy knoll!!!"

  • @janandrewyap4207
    @janandrewyap4207 4 роки тому +240

    And I just watched a 50 minute video and I have no idea why. Who the hell is Joe.

    • @kristinemcdermott8014
      @kristinemcdermott8014 4 роки тому +18

      Omg I just busted out laughing cuz I just did the same thing and thought the same thing

    • @notsmoothie
      @notsmoothie 4 роки тому +37

      Nobody knows but apparently his parties are lit af 🔥

    • @modtwentyeight
      @modtwentyeight 4 роки тому +13

      Who cares who he is. The kid is worth the price of admission.

    • @kiraowens2948
      @kiraowens2948 4 роки тому +6

      He is a teacher throwing parties

    • @janandrewyap4207
      @janandrewyap4207 4 роки тому +4

      @@kiraowens2948 nice cool teacher. Social studies i guess.

  • @txmde8777
    @txmde8777 2 роки тому +7

    Ket, coke, pills, booze?? Joes house sounds like studio 54 lol

  • @iancampbell1316
    @iancampbell1316 3 роки тому +91

    Detective Dowdi lied when he told him it's in his best interest to tell him the truth. The truth is, saying nothing is in his best interest. Everything you say to police can and will be used against you in a court of law. Nothing you say to police can or will be used in your favor.

    • @frankINV
      @frankINV 3 роки тому +1

      This wasn't his trial

    • @jsd05
      @jsd05 3 роки тому +1

      @@frankINV the reason he not on trial for his actions that night is to serve as a witness

    • @BalazarsBrain
      @BalazarsBrain 3 роки тому +1

      YES EXACTLY, his best interest is to use deceptive tactics as any attorney would recommend in this situation.. defense attorney Neil Rockind seems to have forgotten that this is normal behavior in police encounters.

    • @brandonbarton4928
      @brandonbarton4928 3 роки тому +3

      Police/Detectives lie every day, it is a tactic they use on a daily basis and they lie to their advantages. Police and/or Detectives are allowed to lie and they suffer zero consequences from lying. It's very common that you will be deceived by Police and if you honestly believe that it's not "a normal" encounter based on the deception of a Detective or officer.... well then you are ignorant. Of course the Detective is going to tell the youngster, "it's in your best interest to tell us the truth and we'll work something out, you're young you don't want these charges hanging over your head, you have a whole life ahead of you" that is a tactic they use when they have nothing and unfortunately this kid was a rookie and the officer probably knew that- via- separating him from the group and talking to him privately. Always deny deny deny with simple answers or exercise your right of the 5th amendment. This kid is a habitual liar you can clearly get the vibe that he was throwing the 'host' under the bus as soon as he understood the detectives were interested in Joe (the host) and not him. Which is normal because if they raid a home that has 50 people in it, drugs everywhere and non of them were specifically possessing the drugs then who do you think the Detective wants? Well.... who lives here? Ughhh kid should have just denied everything and he probably wouldn't have made himself look foolish. Notice how he was the only one testifying? Obviously he had alot to lose and had a reason to be deceptive.

    • @BalazarsBrain
      @BalazarsBrain 3 роки тому +1

      Lol yah, everyone in their right mind knows that when the police show up you hide the drugs/alcohol/etc. Also, there was Rockind's silly argument.. oh you're lying because now you're saying it was your goal to deceive the police, when earlier you said you didn't want to get in trouble and you didn't know if it was your goal to deceive the police. Really?.. that's a lie? Imagine if you could impeach a witness without playing silly semantics games.

  • @samantham2196
    @samantham2196 5 років тому +193

    Lawyer: just answer yes or no to my questions and if you can't, let me know
    Lawyer, not three seconds later: What drugs did you take

    • @IamwhoIam79
      @IamwhoIam79 5 років тому +11

      Lolololol the answer is....”NO!” Hahaha

    • @WendyThorntonMASR
      @WendyThorntonMASR 5 років тому +2

      Hahahaha!

    • @Jason-re2zd
      @Jason-re2zd 5 років тому +4

      yes

    • @CSRookie
      @CSRookie 5 років тому +8

      actually, the lawyer said "you should generally be able to answer MOST of my questions 'yes or no'" which means some questions have to be answered in other ways ...... before you try to be all funny get your facts straight.

    • @samantham2196
      @samantham2196 5 років тому +5

      @@CSRookie daddy chill

  • @geographicoddity9444
    @geographicoddity9444 5 років тому +79

    It doesn’t take much to piss him off. But, this lawyer might piss anyone off.

  • @authenticbaguette6673
    @authenticbaguette6673 Рік тому +37

    That prosecutor is incompetent, how does she let her witness be tortured on the stand like that?
    I do not necessarily condone what the defense attorney was doing (leading questions, trying to strong-arm the kid and confuse him with red herrings and vague threats... etc), but I respect someone who is good at their job.

    • @darrellsimon9049
      @darrellsimon9049 Рік тому +5

      He wasn't trying to confuse him! He just brought his contradictions to the light so the jury could see. That stupid prosecutor just didn't prepare her client well

    • @QueLastima
      @QueLastima Рік тому

      Same thing, trying to confuse him is also doing exactly what you said.

    • @lydialutz
      @lydialutz Рік тому

      She cannot bring an objection if the questions are proper. Most of the questions are proper so she couldn't object to them, even if her witness 'felt tortured.'

    • @DeviceAnathema
      @DeviceAnathema 8 місяців тому +1

      @@lydialutz Many of the questions were not proper, and she very well can object.
      That's the whole point of an objection! Attorney objects under a reason, judge rules in it.

  • @goodpeopleprosper635
    @goodpeopleprosper635 4 роки тому +188

    The judge facial expressions are hilarious she trying her hardest to figure him out 🤣😂

    • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
      @PetroicaRodinogaster264 4 роки тому +4

      Good People Prosper at one stage I thought she was going to lay down and have a snooze!

    • @LalitKumar-cu5iu
      @LalitKumar-cu5iu 4 роки тому +2

      i waited for judge to begin scratching her head

    • @anon69669
      @anon69669 4 роки тому +6

      I think she knows the defendant is a bad guy and doesn’t like to see a witness screwing up the case like this

    • @faustus5481
      @faustus5481 4 роки тому +2

      Attorney Killer Neil's voice is so soothing for a change that he's putting me to sle...............zzzzz

    • @spencerfrankclayton4348
      @spencerfrankclayton4348 4 роки тому

      Figure who out?

  • @justdnd6220
    @justdnd6220 4 роки тому +148

    why would someone go to court wearing their jeffrey dahmer cosplay?
    also i would like to submit 3:00 "if you're accusing me of being drugs"

    • @CJLOVE23
      @CJLOVE23 3 роки тому +2

      He gives me the heebie jeebies. He’s like the guy who asks a girl out and when she says no, he bombards her with hate and think she’s a bitch and will try and ruin her life

    • @JoshuaDillonn
      @JoshuaDillonn 3 роки тому

      R/niceguys

    • @bird42069
      @bird42069 3 роки тому +2

      @@CJLOVE23 you guys are weird to be analyzing his looks like that, grow up

  • @MyRoger1000
    @MyRoger1000 4 роки тому +470

    The judge looks higher they the witness.

    • @MrJamberee
      @MrJamberee 4 роки тому +27

      This whole thing could be held at Jie’s House. The judge looks like she’s witnessing something from the twilight zone, the witness is so mentally unstable that it calls into serious question what the prosecutor was smoking when she put his name on the witness list.

    • @lucylove4514
      @lucylove4514 4 роки тому +4

      Roger, lol good one!

    • @burnsenvy
      @burnsenvy 4 роки тому +2

      Hilarious😂😂😂💀

    • @dyfol
      @dyfol 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrJamberee Hahahah spot on, it's hilarious.

    • @perico71589
      @perico71589 4 роки тому

      lol

  • @carlosdeno
    @carlosdeno 2 роки тому +8

    This attorney is attacking and destroying this witness, why? Because his client is guilty.

  • @opertinicy
    @opertinicy 4 роки тому +146

    whoever designed/decorated that courtroom was on drugs

    • @KenDanieli
      @KenDanieli 4 роки тому +2

      It's all horrible.

    • @neutrallyamused
      @neutrallyamused 4 роки тому +9

      Correction. They were drugs.

    • @ms.artichokecheesepizzawst3239
      @ms.artichokecheesepizzawst3239 4 роки тому

      KAREN DID IT

    • @RaiceGeriko
      @RaiceGeriko 4 роки тому +1

      @@neutrallyamused I was about to write the same thing.

    • @dr32803
      @dr32803 4 роки тому

      When they renovated the courtroom, budget dictated that they go with the cheap, ugly marble.

  • @Jay-gs5xg
    @Jay-gs5xg 5 років тому +227

    Why do all lawyers seem a little like one of the bad guys no matter which side they are on?

    • @john-carlosynostroza
      @john-carlosynostroza 5 років тому +16

      yeah, it's a crap job. like, you have to defend a dude who you know did it and do the best you can for him or her. Or, you're on the other side and you have to just prosecute prosecute prosecute and do your best to win the case as if it was a sport even if you know that the dude or the woman probably didn't do it. I mean, I don't have a better answer of how to go about it and deal with crime and all that but you are totally right.

    • @terrancetaylor891
      @terrancetaylor891 5 років тому +18

      But Mostly because Lawyers have been villainized/demonized by our culture. Similar to how Winnie the Pooh made bears seem timid and likeable when in reality they are ruthless

    • @jamesgentry13
      @jamesgentry13 5 років тому +5

      The kid is a dweeb. Thinks he can get away with lying

    • @boxybrown4278
      @boxybrown4278 5 років тому +6

      @@terrancetaylor891 how has our culture at all demonized lawyers? You mean a few people made compilation videos about bad layers. They play a game of manipulation and using the inaccuracy of language to make someone look guilty in front of a jury. If they wanna ignore morals and moral choices in court and focus on the facts/evidence then how about the manipulative process of court and how it's uiltmately just a soccer game for who can prove their own point valid or worth sympathizing with for the jury

    • @grendelum
      @grendelum 5 років тому +2

      Jay 0711 - It’s the nature of the adversarial system of justice we have...

  • @Ditto463
    @Ditto463 4 роки тому +82

    The judge looks like she’s had some of whatever Joe 90’s on...

    • @peter813
      @peter813 4 роки тому

      FE Rebekah at 5:20 she looked like a kid on Christmas 😂

  • @williambolton4698
    @williambolton4698 Рік тому +32

    I'm astonished that the bully-boy tactics employed by the defense lawyer would be broadcast by that lawyer. All this does is fill me with contempt for the tactics employed.

    • @vnewen2157
      @vnewen2157 Рік тому +4

      He’s so proud of it too like look what I did here guys I got him good yet all charges except one were found unanimously guilty for his client 😂

    • @jeremysmith9694
      @jeremysmith9694 Рік тому +1

      ​@@vnewen2157seriously. Talk about arrogance.

    • @JohnKlanac-yo5bq
      @JohnKlanac-yo5bq Рік тому

      That's why you're not a defense lawyer a.s.s.ho

    • @tomzambito359
      @tomzambito359 10 місяців тому +2

      Confabulation is what it's called, and most attorneys will deny that word pertains to them...and the guy is correct, we ALL practice self deception every day, we are just not aware of it...

    • @hanleysoloway7965
      @hanleysoloway7965 9 місяців тому +1

      "Hmm. I'm a supercilious prick but surely there's a way I can let more people know I'm a supercilious prick?
      I know! I'll start a youtube channel!"

  • @Robhalifax
    @Robhalifax 4 роки тому +344

    Lesson to learn. NEVER WITNESS ANYTHING

    • @sthavoc8
      @sthavoc8 4 роки тому +27

      Don't Ever talk to cops any lawyer will tell you that.

    • @sthavoc8
      @sthavoc8 4 роки тому +7

      ua-cam.com/video/d-7o9xYp7eE/v-deo.html >CA >Don't Talk to the Police

    • @dayo1026
      @dayo1026 4 роки тому +10

      My guess is he's trying to save his client from a case involving giving drugs to young men among other things. This kid struck a deal with the state to give evidence against Joe. Neil is impeaching his credibility with prior inconsistent statements in hopes of discrediting the state's key witness.

    • @kyleadam8514
      @kyleadam8514 4 роки тому +1

      I never even witnessed this comment. Godbless

    • @yngclothing
      @yngclothing 4 роки тому

      Or be honest about it if you do

  • @stephenharriman1974
    @stephenharriman1974 3 роки тому +411

    When the judge says “are you high right now” 😂😂😂

    • @damienomen68
      @damienomen68 3 роки тому +22

      Your honour, I resemble that question!

    • @CinematicLee
      @CinematicLee 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @TrentonF505
      @TrentonF505 3 роки тому +5

      Hell yeah fuckin right

    • @PastelCerulean
      @PastelCerulean 3 роки тому +22

      "Are you high right now?"
      "No, I am not."
      "Ok."

    • @erzebet6977
      @erzebet6977 3 роки тому +4

      He might not be high but I'm concerned the attorney might be lol

  • @Ty420
    @Ty420 4 роки тому +306

    If Jeffrey Dahmer and Toby MacGuire had a kid, fed it crack, and raised it, is what this dude is

  • @leapinglaura7343
    @leapinglaura7343 9 місяців тому +4

    One of those judges who don't know how to control a courtroom. Attorneys smell that quickly. Chaos ensues.