SCP-447 | Ball of Green Slime (SCP Orientation)
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- SCP Orientation is an archive of files of the SCP Foundation.
Today we will be studying Item number SCP-447: Ball of Green Slime, Object class: Safe.
SCP-447-1 is a green sphere approx. 5 cm in diameter, with a spongy surface texture. The object is warm to the touch, approximately the same temperature as a human body. Personnel handling SCP-447-1 have reported no adverse effects, so long as SCP-447-1 does not come into contact with a dead body.
Because SCP-447-1 constantly excretes a viscous greenish slime (designated SCP-447-2), a Class D personnel in good physical condition is to be detailed to harvest the excreted slime at least once per day. Although malodorous, the slime harvested from SCP-447-1 is nontoxic, noncorrosive, and nonradioactive.
The dangers of allowing SCP-447-1 or -2 to come into contact with dead bodies include [DATA EXPUNGED PER O5-LEVEL DIRECTIVE. RESEARCH INTO THIS FIELD FORBIDDEN UPON PAIN OF IMMEDIATE TERMINATION OR DEMOTION TO CLASS D].
Proceed to begin your training.
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You could make a drinking game for as many times as he's said "...contact with a dead body." XD
That sir, would produce dead bodies, and would violate containment
The only drinking game you need is called drink the beer
Only if you would like to end up as one
Oh shit, I commented the same idea at the beginning of the vid, then at the end I saw yours. Lol
@@aidanmcmurtrie1424 As long as it ain't green beer, except on March 17th.
The one SCP where disposing of D-Class is ABSOLUTELY forbidden.
I'm amazed at the sheer number of uses that this SCP has - That is, of course, provided that it is never in danger of coming into contact with a dead human body.
WITH. A. DEAD. BODY.
Doesn't have to be human
Doesn’t need to be human, just has to be dead.
15:42- Even the Narrator is like "This is just disgusting- the fu*k is WRONG with you people??!!??"
@@InnocentSweetie123 Exactly, a Fly once drowned in a vial of SCP-447-2... All Hell broke loose :|
I love it how the documentation stresses the importance of not bringing dead bodies into contact with the SCP yet never explains what happens if that were to happen. Also, I love Dr. Clef's increasingly erratic responses haha
fairly certain its just the necronomicon acid , which dissolves bodies into itself, creating more of the liquid but increasing its cost on the person who summoned it. Think of it as summoning a demon to do your bidding, once the demon is done you have to pay. Since no one knows the original deal, no one knows the outcome. If no one summoned it then humanity must pay the price.
@@KKsKrissvs121 there's no evidence for that though
I love how one of the tests was them deadass dunking Clef into a tub of the goo and him threatening murder
Must be pretty bad for something to be Data Expunged by 0-5 Council
@@st0rmtempesta98 yeah and zombie demon deals really doesn't sound bad enough in turns of the Foundation's meaning of bad
The likely dead body effect, given that it "enhances" core functions:
It would enhance the function of decay, causing a rapidly spreading super-wasting effect.
Imagine everyone in a certain radius suddenly starts to rapidly age and decay on the spot, regardless of precautions or protective equipment.
That’s actually a pretty good explanation! I like your theory.
Ya se probó como agente desinfectante y en parte mejoro la bacterias convirtiéndolo en megabacterias, no se descarta que al usarlo en cuerpos convierta a las bacterias que lo consumen en súper bacterias come carne que proliferan por ahí comiéndose gente
Isn’t there one scp that is basically a version of earth where every living thing is dead? Maybe that’s what caused it
15:40
I love the immediate change in his tone as he realises Dr A's straight up put the trojan condom on his [DATA EXPUNGED], proceeded to [DATA EXPUNGED], and then claimed "the procedure" went really well.
See? sometimes you *want* things to be expunged!
Ok but what if he didn't use a trojan and just... yeah. It's so bad for dead bodies, but what about making a new one?
This feels like it has a cognito-hazard that compels researchers to test things that can come into contact with dead bodies with it, and to consider marketing the result.
Oh my! RIGHT!
OMG yes! Foundation researchers seem obsessed with finding a use for this stuff. Of course, since the original object produces SCP-441-2 at a constant rate, they must be sitting on a crap-ton of it they need to dispose of safely (and, it seems, profitably.)
I'm glad someone else thinks the same lol. I just had the same theory while watching this and honestly it probably effect anyone who is aware of it that would include the 05 council
@@ostlandr The foundation needs funding from something. So they do tend to look for ways to make money, and contain things cheaply.
But there does seem to be way too much of guys testing with things that'll get to corpses.
Either a cognitohazard, or people fucking with Clef
He makes it VERY clear that you should NOT have it around dead bodies.
What if it does come in contact with dead bodies?
@@alexandersmith2422 Uhh, idk...
@@EDEmma *He’s a semi aquatic, egg laying mammal of action*
Since it’s slightly warmer, I assume it consumes the body or transform the body
@@CCABPSacsach I'm a furry little flat-foot who never strays from a fray-ay-ay
@@alexandersmith2422 one time dr bright "accidentally" spilled some green gelatin on a dead body to prank 05-2. The result was 05-2, a member of the overseer council and probably one of the most powerful and influential people in the world, shit their pants. I think that shows how bad such a thing would be
"Weapons Researcher Person"
What an incredible name
You got a better one?
@@dubuyajay9964 Dr. Boomstick?
Wow, they didn't even make Kaczka a D-class; they said, "You get to go to regular jail now."
I’m now convinced that McDonalds is a foundation front company and that the shamrock shake is just SCP 447 mixed with milk
YUS! YUM!
Makes sense McDonald’s uses aborted fetal cells in “burger meat” along with other human dna
But what if you die with a shamrock shake in your stomach 🧐🤣😅
@@GMS-ChaabarYakalATL source?
@@nonovyurbiznis2408 You become a member of McDonald's staff.
Dr. Bright: "Hey, guys. I just found this meme talking about how oil comes from dinosaurs so plastic dinosaurs are made out of..." _Realization hits. Looks at Clef._
Dr. Clef: _Looks back_ "How many experiments have we run with petroleum-based products?"
Both: "HOLY [REDACTED]!!!!!!!"
I think there is an unmention limit to just what kind of dead bodies 447 has that mystery effect on since they used 447 on paper money and a book which both count as made from a dead body of a tree before realizing they were playing with fire experimenting 447 on paper. Not to mention they used 447 on human skin and hair and although the humans used on were alive technically the skin cells and the hair cells the slime was rubbed on are dead cells
Pray to God nobody used an oil based lube
"Dr. A. Clef was ambushed in the hallway"
Best thing I've ever read
SCP Junior Staff: Oh wow, what kind of wacky, zainy, zesty shenanigans can we get up to?
SCP Senior Staff: *D* *E* *A* *D* *B* *O* *D* *I* *E* *S*
Really appreciated the light-heartedness of this one and the way it was voiced.
Take a shot every time dead body is said and you won’t be allowed to touch 447
This is one of the best experiment logs so far hahahaha. I can just imagine the smug face on the Chad that tested with the condom. Also love how many times they cancel plans because of risk of coming into contact with dead bodies!
Pretty sure Dr. Bright pulled a prank involving non-anomalous green jello and a dead body, and ended up making an O5 shit himself
i think, according 2 a certain Canon that i'd heard of, this exact event transpired EXACTLY like u said, & adding that 2 the *_LOOOONG_* list of things Dr. Bright isn't allowed 2 do.....
@ That's exactly what I was referencing, lol
It’s safe unless it comes into contact with dead BODIES. The way he emphasizes bodies gets me. Lol
Who else is watching this for the *DEAD BODIES* ?
This is one of my all time favorite skips. It's the absolute perfect blend of seriousness and absurdity that was golden age of SCP
Aren’t SCPs still going on?
We are just waiting for another popular one
I'd never heard of this one! Properly contained, this is a very useful SCP.
"FedEx box of a head" is my new favorite insult.
Pure fun and a realy interesting testing log! Thanks for narrating! The doctor clef parts were so funny
Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-447 to improve ANYTHING. Again
He's already banned from the grenn gelatin due to the excrement from O5-2...
Professor of lecture Hall: "Blah blah, bla blah blah blah blah ... _D E A D B O D Y_ "
Still one of my favorite SCPs based on how weird it is, that is provided it doesn’t come into contact with dead bodies
"No contact with a dead body"
*Me on my way to the morgue*
15:33 Unlike his regular, highly formal voice, you can hear the exasperation in his voice from Dr A’s test. It just broke me 😂
"Can be used as lubricant, as long as it's not used to lubricate dead bodies"
Ummm.... who is lubricating dead bodies? And why?... actually, I don't think I want to know...
Dr. Bright had one of the ideas...
Thank god that list of what he's NOT allowed to do is a joke...
Wait... •-•"
15:33
Yeah... The only other reason I can think of is when you are moving a corpse and you need to squeeze it through the air vent strapped to your back like Yoda, while evading Eskimo commandos in secret Canadian utopian bunker.
Chad is
@@SocramOlrak yikes
Exactly 27:00 minutes into the video and now I'm pretty sure nothing out of the ordinary happens if the slime comes into contact with a dead body
I use to picture dr Alto clef as a bad boy rebel within the foundation but after this I see him smoking ten cigarettes being a overstressed mom
It's really interesting once you get clearance to read the documents telling you want happens to the dead bodies...and trust me, the info is there
And what happens, exactly?
It's interesting that this SCP appears to be one of the few things that actually scares Clef.
"A vial of scp 447-2 was put through scp 914 on the 1:1 setting. Result: a dead body."
Wait, what? Nobody has any questions about that? You wanna use it for salad dressing?!
Its the SCP version of Soylant Geen.
Oop
IIRC, they put a dead body in (at 1:1) and got SCP-447-2 out
This was one of your best readings ever -- so funny!
15:33, the tone in this one was hilarious!
Ok i'm pretty sure the slime has a memetic effect that makes people want to fuck around with it
Writer got so busy writing boring experiments they forgot to write about the dead bodies.
"It's all those bodies you let in here. It's triggering an (EXPUNGED) event. We never expected this many bodies!!!"
Hans Tiedemann
On otherhand does products made out of raw oil count as dead bodies, since its fossil fuel...
Crude oil is condensed plant matter, not animal. And the article itself shows use with refined petroleum products (oil and gasoline).
Weapons resercher person is probably Dr. Bright.
its so frustrating that its not explained as to why contact with a dead body is forbidden.
That dead bodies thing might be a green herring. Perhaps the O5 council wants to use the stuff to revive themselves after death, kind of like how they use the fountain of youth.
Isn't there a song that goes something like "Don't let dead bodies hit the orb, don't let dead bodies hit the orb... OOOOOORB!"?
Lol. I see what you did there 😆
the sexiest "dead bodies" voice ever
The parts with Dr. Alto Clef’s notes were so funny. I love how his comments kept getting more erratic, ahahahah! Great video!
I love how it's never clarified what happens to dead bodies upon contact
I think that this SCP is testing on the phrase that mentioned: "If there was an End-of-the-World" switch, the paint would still be wet when pressed", to test out how can researcher can check the possible usages of an SCP by taking out the factor of using D-Class personal for risky tests
"Weapon researcher person" is a menace 😭
I counted 39 times the words “dead body” or “dead bodies” being said
Dr. Clef just gets to tolerate everybody's crap with creating new ways to come into contact with DEAD BODIES.
Bet there are some fun O-5 meetings from this.
"Wait...he did what with WHAT?!"
O-5-3
I get this strange feeling that he is really enjoy saying:DEAD BOdies
Imagine what Avatar (The blue cat alien movie) would be like if Unobtainium couldn’t come in contact with DEAD BODIES.
Love your videos ❤
Also poor dr clef having to police this playground lol 😆
At 15:45 the verbal tones used in the experiment using [DATA EXPUNGED] on [DATA EXPUNGED] with the result of [DATA EXPUNGED] had me giggling with mirth.
So, basically, a liquid that improves almost everything it comes into contact with, as long as you like mint and green, but if it was, it's zombie apocalypse time?
It would have to be something far, FAR worse than simple zombification given the level of 'FUCK NO' towards this stuff and dead bodies from every level.
They literally have the Zombie Virus in containment, and they consider THIS to be more dangerous to expose to dead bodies.
I've seen what happens. It [DATA EXPUNGED] and the smell didn't clear completely for two full years.
@@valashar5313 It has to be something just short of universe ending to have happened already but bad enough for all the fuss. I think its either reality bending or memetic.
@@pompshuffle562Question: How would you "enhance" a dead body? If you wanna bend your brain further they've tried this on stuff that's made of once-living matter. But SPECIFICALLY bodies it can't come into contact with or [DATA EXPUNGED]
On that note, what if it comes into contact with a body revived by scp-049 ?
Pestilence cure maybe?
You should have seen the look on my face when I realized I was not going to find out what happens to dead bodies
447-2 slime kinda looks like monster blood from goosebumps. I wonder if it acts the same way as monster blood if it comes in contact with a corpse
Which is
@@Echo_the_half_glitch it starts consuming everything in its path as it grows. Basically because a dangerous risk
You could of watch the tv show episode adaptation to know that if you’re not a reader
_Oh I'm sorry that I wasn't a fan of that stuff as a kid and haven't watched it_
@@Echo_the_half_glitch there’s the books too. Although the books sequels are totally different than monster blood part two in the tv adaptation. The books revealed what the show left out when you eat monster.blood (if you don’t include the cliff hanging ending of the adaptation that was left out in part two). Anyone that eats monster blood would keep growing and growing to monstrous size until somehow reversed
This is an absolute scream 😲😉😆🤣. Don't tic off Dr. Clef and NO DEAD BODIES. Geez!
Take a shot for every "dead body" said
Love the way you narrated Dr. Clef's notes.
Everybody gangsta till SCP-447 comes in contact with corpse
"Dr bright really dont do that again because [REDACTED]"
This video is just a compilation of dr clef going crazy
I would usually put effort into making jokes for these... for this one, none needed.
7:33
"Oops, don't know how that slide got in there-"
If you put these researchers in a room with a big red button labeled DO NOT PUSH, first thing they'd prob do is twist, and turn, and pull it.
Then they would try to come up with a way to push the button without technically pushing it...
I love when Markiplier explains things to me
It's like they had a list of things to check for when testing, and somehow they managed to put "could it come into contact with a dead body?" somewhere near the bottom.
Trust me, you REALLY don't want this stuff to come into contact with a dead body.
Dr. Bright you are not allowed to bottle the slime of scp 447 and sell it. Again.
Loving that this one Included known researcher characters, kinda wish more scps did that
"Dead body" was used a total of 37 times.
"you can tell what a person draws by how they draw fluids"
15:52 LOLLL THE NARRATORS VOICE, AND THE IMAGE OF THE DOCTOR SMIRKING LOLLLL
Man those EXPUNGED calendars must really be popular..lol😂😂😂😂
My headcanon is that SCP-447‘s slime revises dead bodies.
The reason the O5-council makes a big fuzz about how it absolutly mustn‘t come into contact with dead bodies is that they don‘t want anyone to find out.
Because the risk of Foundation Employees using it to revive a dear Friend or Family member, and the further risk of a Broken Masquerade scenario is too high.
Imagine millions of people desperately wanting SCP-447.
What if you tried it on bodies that have already been reanimated such as those zombie-like people that scp-049 tends to produce
Why would they even bother to do all this stuff knowing that "NO DEAD BODIES" will make it impossible to use in any way...
I understand why SCP researchers can become "somewhat" detached from the norm, to the point of derangement.
I also understand how some senior SCP staff become homicidal.
there is one test with this object with Clef .......
**kof kof**
Guys i used it to lubricate dead bodies
It would be funny if the biggest anomalous effect of this SCP was it made people worry about what would happen if it contacted a dead body.
29:52 Hold up, a request was accepted!? ok, now I KNOW something is going on here.
That was worth every grueling, maddening, frustrating yet highly entertaining minute!
Just make sure that you keep it away from Dr. Bright....And I mean FAR away.
scp 447 after reading that file one thing will be stuck in your mind. dead bodies
I'm convinced Weapons Researcher Person is Dr Iceberg
Why instead of saying "Expunged." He says "ExpuuUUUUunged."
I just appreciated how the VO sounds just as annoyed to read this as I was to listen to this…
Why am I picturing minty fresh zombies?
Running minty fresh zombies!
My favorite part was when he said “it’s contacting time” and he came into contact with a dead body all over the place.
Note: while it does repeat “come into a contact with a dead body“ a lot for a research paper it would make sense that you want to drill it into a person’s head to make sure it doesn’t happen and from a writing perspective its like “hey, look at this really cool useful thing. too bad that if it touched a dead body, it be extremely bad otherwise it’s perfect, except for the fact that if it touches a dead body it would be very bad, which is very common For a research organization, that studies very deadly anomalies.”
Can we please get an 05 to approve into giving us more information?
15:34 Alto, you ravishing cad...
For the most part it stays good but then acts like a joke scp request to have designation J added.
The part where it starts getting jokey isn't a part of the main article.
Produces the slime at 10ccs/hr. That is 240ccs a day, somewhere around EIGHT OUNCES, that is, about half an average sized soda bottle.
They could literally put a five-gallon bucket under it and leave it for a nearly a month at a time without needing to empty it.
This would reduce greatly even further the chances of it coming into contact with a dead body because the person sent to collect it had a heart attack and became a dead body while lying face down in a spilled puddle of the slime.
When SCP-447 touches a dead body, it turns into Chuck Norris.
This needs to be classified as J . It makes no sense regarding the foundation"s behavior we know.
Well they did research the snot out of it.
it's an old scip, preserved for archival and history, just like 173
A large portion of this video comes from the 447 testing log, which is not part of the main article, so it's held to a looser standard. The main article is pretty consistent with the current tone of SCP.
There has GOT to be an SCP tale about a redacted experiment where a researcher killed a D-class during testing and found out why you do NOT cross contaminate this stuff with cadavers.
DEAD BODIES
This whole story is just one long story of "The optimist makes the aeroplane and the pessimist the parachute"
GM's 3800 series engine (LN3 rpo code; years 88-91) was never in any Malibu from the factory.
Hope u will continue ur 2 reading per day from december.