Soy Boy Diet Aftermath

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  • @firetarrasque4667
    @firetarrasque4667 6 років тому +7919

    Conclusion:
    Soy had no noticeable effects on hbomberguy, besides making him more food conscious and turning him into a giraffe.

    • @peppermorrison
      @peppermorrison 5 років тому +125

      This comment is deeply underrated

    • @lucy9518
      @lucy9518 5 років тому +218

      Thanks now I can't stop looking at his neck 😂

    • @kieronirwin1668
      @kieronirwin1668 5 років тому +26

      @@peppermorrison it's top comment.

    • @DrORRB-qm7fl
      @DrORRB-qm7fl 4 роки тому +10

      lol xd meme Actually I checked- it’s something like 10nth highest liked comment so no.

    • @alyssahansen1400
      @alyssahansen1400 4 роки тому +8

      @@DrORRB-qm7fl
      For me it's second highest. Dunno about likes though.

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble 4 роки тому +9555

    So this video made me curious enough to pickup a carton of soy milk at the supermarket. I don't think I'd ever tasted it before. And you're right. It DOES taste much better than regular milk in coffee.

    • @jamesboyle8283
      @jamesboyle8283 4 роки тому +167

      Yah, opinions on almond milk?

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 4 роки тому +917

      @@jamesboyle8283 It tastes like almonds for some reason.

    • @jamesboyle8283
      @jamesboyle8283 4 роки тому +375

      Anthony holy shit

    • @Glass_Void
      @Glass_Void 4 роки тому +264

      @@jamesboyle8283 how the fuck do you milk almonds? Do they have tits?

    • @Scanny524
      @Scanny524 4 роки тому +256

      Try oat milk, I put it in my tea and it's great. Creamy and sweet.

  • @tobiashagstrom4168
    @tobiashagstrom4168 6 років тому +10567

    I'm frankly offended he took the effort to translate "stones" into "pounds", but not into kilograms.

    • @sterd1149
      @sterd1149 5 років тому +248

      English measurements unite!

    • @jameskuukkeli
      @jameskuukkeli 5 років тому +856

      i know the only scientific measurement and he ignored it like some filthy Yankee

    • @Liquidplasticable
      @Liquidplasticable 5 років тому +157

      @@jameskuukkeli idk why because I am a filthy yankee, but your comment was really fucking funny.

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo 5 років тому +253

      Lol that bugged me too. I figured he might've guessed that if you're familiar with stone you'd be familiar with kg and vice versa... But nope, just standard metric all the way, weird arbitrary measurements like stone aren't any better than just using pounds lol. At least it's easy to convert from lbs to kgs on the fly. Not super accurately, but 'about half' is usually a good enough ballpark figure. So if he was 180lbs he'd be about 90kg, roughly.

    • @nycbearff
      @nycbearff 5 років тому +87

      It's always better to be frankly offended than euphemistically offended.

  • @magicalgirl1296
    @magicalgirl1296 3 роки тому +4409

    I like how that Davis guy uses "woman" as an insult. What an unpleasant person.

    • @theandromedaeffect979
      @theandromedaeffect979 3 роки тому +335

      Well yeah
      Because women have cooties
      Makes sense to me

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 3 роки тому +234

      theres a certain age for boys where getting called a woman goes from insulting to funny, id say around 12

    • @DoodleNoodle129
      @DoodleNoodle129 3 роки тому +102

      Imagine being *woman*
      Purely a communist plot created by the Obama administration to take our land and our guns. And they believe in horses.

    • @humanistwriting5477
      @humanistwriting5477 3 роки тому +17

      @@DoodleNoodle129 Obama/Biden cabal, remeber.
      It's not like any vice president has ever became president before so that is super spooky. OoooO.

    • @sagelebrun4900
      @sagelebrun4900 3 роки тому +103

      Little do they know that sometimes I wanna be a woman lmaoo. Also rightwingers have a tendency to make that an "insult".

  • @MrTubeyTuber
    @MrTubeyTuber 6 років тому +4017

    This video inspired me to try cooking something with tofu and as it turns out I have a soy allergy that has obliterated my digestive system and I'm blaming it on you personally

    • @Nshane100
      @Nshane100 6 років тому +319

      He-Man You tell him, He-Man.

    • @fironfiron8843
      @fironfiron8843 6 років тому +14

      Okinawan do that all the time. 12% of their calories...Just avoid junk food, too much sugar and fats will turn you obese.

    • @Otis_.
      @Otis_. 6 років тому +19

      you know what they say, you are what you eat

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 6 років тому +79

      Feel so bad for laughing, damn thw universe is cruel 😅

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 років тому +2

      @@Otis_. ouch

  • @mithramusic5909
    @mithramusic5909 4 роки тому +5603

    "doctors are really busy right now"
    *Checks date* oh honey no, they were not really busy just yet...

  • @snowboiiii
    @snowboiiii 6 років тому +3186

    he started the diet as a soyboy, he is now a soyman, proud of u hbo

    • @Malkmusianful
      @Malkmusianful 6 років тому +65

      so Harry's a movie TV channel now? has he eaten the HBO satellites?

    • @m.a.924
      @m.a.924 6 років тому +13

      Its not TV, its...

    • @spawnofmunky
      @spawnofmunky 6 років тому +11

      AaaAahhhhhh
      Fighter of the milkman!

    • @youstolemyhandleyoutwat
      @youstolemyhandleyoutwat Рік тому +1

      I haven't been interested in that channel since I was 10 year old and I stayed up past my bedtime and found out about pron.

    • @TheMenas123
      @TheMenas123 Рік тому +4

      harry bomber office? home bomber office? harry box office?

  • @LuizAlexPhoenix
    @LuizAlexPhoenix 4 роки тому +477

    Having too much T also makes beard fall as well in some people. Basically, it means sometimes testosterone makes you bald and "babyfaced", lush beards are not related to T.

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 3 роки тому +100

      Yeah one of my friends who is FTM trans was really happy that his T levels during hormone therapy were outrageously high but then his face was still smooth until they lowered the dose a bit iirc. It was weird, I didn't know about that before

    • @kaydenl6836
      @kaydenl6836 3 роки тому +50

      That’s bc too much T gets converted back into E in ur body

    • @CallumSk8er
      @CallumSk8er 3 роки тому +13

      @@kaydenl6836 yep thats why using steroids can make you grow titties

    • @paisleepunk
      @paisleepunk 3 роки тому +20

      @@CallumSk8er That helps explain The Golden One's jiggle.

    • @StonerBaer
      @StonerBaer 2 роки тому +40

      @@kaydenl6836 Can confirm - I'm a Trans Guy, and that's something they tell you about when you start on T. You don't want to take too much, or your body WILL turn it back into E.

  • @dolphi8945
    @dolphi8945 4 роки тому +5906

    "im going to go bald in the next 12-15 minutes" thats the funniest thing a human has said

  • @alistairpage-mcgill2723
    @alistairpage-mcgill2723 5 років тому +3306

    I would like to get "It turns out that soy beans are just a kind of bean, that you can eat" on a T shirt

  • @thesinfultictac5704
    @thesinfultictac5704 5 років тому +2624

    Actually most Milk was never consumed in it's raw state before the 19th century. It was largely consumed as cheese, hence why Europe, North Africa, and West Asia have huge Cheese Cultures...( get it cheese, cultures, Bactria GET IT!?)

    • @tf7602
      @tf7602 5 років тому +19

      I don't get it :/

    • @nouveau_nouveau
      @nouveau_nouveau 5 років тому +93

      @@tf7602 a cheese culture is a bacteria in cheese or something close to that

    • @LeaderOfMetal93
      @LeaderOfMetal93 5 років тому +93

      @@tf7602
      *culture*:
      1: the customary beliefs, social forms, and material traits of a racial, religious, or social group
      3: the act or process of cultivating living material (such as bacteria or viruses) in prepared nutrient media
      (source: Merriam-Webster Dictionary)
      You might remember the transparent, circular containers from biology class.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 5 років тому +27

      or milk-based alcohol boiled in a skin and stuff like that!

    • @BrobjeV
      @BrobjeV 5 років тому +5

      Raw milk actually pretty good, tastier than pasteurised.

  • @bananasauz4337
    @bananasauz4337 Рік тому +2672

    As someone who used to drink a gallon of cow’s milk each week, in light of now knowing it contains estrogen, I will now be drinking two gallons. I will become the world’s slowest magical girl transformation sequence.

    • @billyrussell7789
      @billyrussell7789 Рік тому +336

      new HRT just dropped guys

    • @zahidanpurnama3027
      @zahidanpurnama3027 Рік тому +60

      ​@billyrussell7789 im crying cuz im lactose intolerant 😭

    • @billyrussell7789
      @billyrussell7789 Рік тому +83

      @@zahidanpurnama3027 les be honest most of us queers are, the tiddy growing tiddy milk was never a viable plan😔

    • @zahidanpurnama3027
      @zahidanpurnama3027 Рік тому +90

      @@billyrussell7789 i just ordered my first batch of injection hrt tho, so wish me luck 🙏🥺

    • @billyrussell7789
      @billyrussell7789 Рік тому

      @@zahidanpurnama3027 AHH omg i’m so excited for you, you got thissss🫶🫶🫶

  • @emilybroderick2421
    @emilybroderick2421 4 роки тому +2003

    Watching this and hear him say, "Doctors are really busy right now" and I'm like damn right they are, forgetting this video came out two years ago. So that's where my head is at right now

    • @yourpalfred
      @yourpalfred 4 роки тому +64

      I had this exact experience, pandemic solidarity

    • @TheBeethooven
      @TheBeethooven 4 роки тому +14

      Same here, I feel you :(

    • @finerthings4546
      @finerthings4546 3 роки тому +18

      Watched it in March 2021, this is still true, sadly.

    • @hotfishdev
      @hotfishdev 3 роки тому +4

      August 2021, I had to check when the video came out after he said that because same

    • @alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108
      @alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108 3 роки тому +2

      Yep, any minute now, any minute now, one day this pandemic will end, well at least outside of my country, It's lovely to have the most incompetent president in the whole history of Brazil.
      Fun times over here.

  • @ItWasSaucerShaped
    @ItWasSaucerShaped 6 років тому +1886

    'It turns out that soy beans are actually just a bean you can eat if you want.'
    M I N D B L O W N O.O

    • @suides4810
      @suides4810 6 років тому +20

      noxxi knox shrek debunks that women want goodlooking and rich guys! Its in a movie so its confirmd!

    • @suides4810
      @suides4810 6 років тому +4

      noxxi knox I mean if you judge him by that he sure is a great for a family but he isnt all perfect even when you only look at his personality. (But still good enough I think.)
      Haha and yes there are defenetly better looking animated men out there.

    • @ToxicTerrance
      @ToxicTerrance 6 років тому +1

      Did I just stumble into the lamest comment thread ever?

    • @robertstan298
      @robertstan298 6 років тому

      THIS CHANGES E V E R Y T H I N G

    • @SephonDK
      @SephonDK 5 років тому

      Yes this was an absolutely great point.

  • @VeganRevolution
    @VeganRevolution 6 років тому +6499

    He began a boy, he came back a Soyldier

    • @goblinguillaume
      @goblinguillaume 6 років тому +340

      VeganRevolution more like "He vegan a boy"

    • @VeganRevolution
      @VeganRevolution 6 років тому +167

      Cannot believe I missed that opportunity :|

    • @jasper3706
      @jasper3706 6 років тому +11

      Guillem Blackfyre It took me a while to realize what you did there... god damn it

    • @VeganRevolution
      @VeganRevolution 6 років тому +88

      I have discovered that if I edit comments they sink in the order of appearance on screen - and I am too pathetic to allow that to happen as the validation from all the likes is more important to me than getting a second pun in.

    • @mixmastermind
      @mixmastermind 6 років тому +24

      He got soy but he's not a soyldier

  • @alexreid1173
    @alexreid1173 2 роки тому +911

    As a soy boy (literally a vegan man so), I gotta say that I highly recommend varying your protein sources as much as possible. Soy is great, and a complete protein, but I’m a big fan of beans (especially rice + black beans, also a complete protein), pea protein, wheat protein, etc. as well. There are so many great protein sources! I never worry about how much I’m getting because I always get enough…

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 2 роки тому +35

      this is also an older video, im just starting out cutting meat, but the beyond/impossible explosion in the last few years really changed the landscape. the stuff actually tastes good out of the box, rather than with significant work

    • @emememememememememe
      @emememememememememe 2 роки тому +74

      here comes Vegan Man, the vegan superhero, and of course his sidekick, Soy Boy

    • @ShizoMoses
      @ShizoMoses 2 роки тому +29

      @@emememememememememe I just went vegan and I absolutely am printing that on a t-shirt. If you don't mind, of course. That was brilliant.

    • @emememememememememe
      @emememememememememe 2 роки тому +6

      @@ShizoMoses feel free!

    • @Wackaz
      @Wackaz Рік тому +6

      God bless you, fellow vegan. I completely and utterly second all of this brilliant comment!

  • @grayson0916
    @grayson0916 5 років тому +627

    9:13 the fact that he literally had no difference other than the weird ass tan has got to be the funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute

    • @obviouslymatt6452
      @obviouslymatt6452 3 роки тому +20

      h

    • @morriscolenbrander1395
      @morriscolenbrander1395 3 роки тому +29

      @@obviouslymatt6452 bomberguy

    • @samtorr3947
      @samtorr3947 3 роки тому +46

      It still puzzles me why he turned bright red. I think they tried to do the usual weight loss model tactic if eating a bunch of bread and foods that generally bloat you whilst taking on as much fluid as possible then in the 2nd photo deprive his body of water and have a good workout beforehand but because he isn't in great shape he just looks 1 step from death. His eyes are barely even open FFS.

    • @bandamani
      @bandamani 3 роки тому +25

      @@samtorr3947 maybe he was flexing extremely intensely

  • @skubber23
    @skubber23 6 років тому +1737

    The funny thing is, all you have to do to make tofu tasty is putting soy sauce on it after frying it

    • @3xfaster
      @3xfaster 5 років тому +93

      skugga soy on soy on soy!

    • @TulilaSalome
      @TulilaSalome 5 років тому +252

      In any case, unseasoned chicken would also not taste of anything. It seems a stupid argument - tofu is a good ingredient, as it tastes of whatever you want to spice it with. I would recommend smoked tofu though.

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 5 років тому +68

      @@TulilaSalome - On the other hand though, a nice steak grilled medium rare is delicious even without anything put on it. So the argument that _"all meat is processed and without anything on it, it taste of nothing"_ isn't true either.
      My main problem with tofu is texture, not flavour. A "naked" slice of chicken breast is bland, but not unpleasant or off-putting. That's not the same for tofu, in my experience.

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 5 років тому +7

      @Kaveighleen Jacaster - So tofu just materializes out of nowhere onto your plate? That doesn't get "processed".
      More importantly, the OP clearly states "frying" the tofu, so clearly preparation isn't part of "processing".

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 5 років тому +1

      @Kaveighleen Jacaster - So you admit you're just trolling then. Good.

  • @ralphthemoviemaker
    @ralphthemoviemaker 6 років тому +4198

    Yo talk about more food shit. I loved that stuff

    • @hbomberguy
      @hbomberguy  6 років тому +682

      Thanks!!

    • @aggregateanalysis6210
      @aggregateanalysis6210 6 років тому +226

      I know the content the two of you create is not entirely similar, but if you collaborated it would be amazing.

    • @fuckenps3
      @fuckenps3 6 років тому +13

      Watch 'What the Health'
      ????
      PROFIT!

    • @crovile9732
      @crovile9732 6 років тому +78

      R E L E A S E T H E S O Y

    • @yaeli_i_guess
      @yaeli_i_guess 6 років тому +2

      WatcherWorks lol

  • @Xcalibus28
    @Xcalibus28 3 роки тому +592

    The "ghost poop" is just you getting the fibre you're supposed to be eating. 25 - 30g of fibre a day is good for you and is the daily recommended in the UK. Your digestion will be on point and gut bacteria will be balanced. Many people don't get this much fibre in their diet and that's why their poo is like sludge.

    • @scottdouglass2
      @scottdouglass2 3 роки тому +65

      To be fair, that's more like a minimum recommendation than how much you should actually be eating.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 роки тому +80

      Yeah, I boost my fiber by eating a shirt

    • @waxywabbit1247
      @waxywabbit1247 3 роки тому +66

      @@teathesilkwing7616 Skip the threads yo. Bring out the wood pulp. Throw some truffle oil and salt on the mound and start shoveling.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 роки тому +34

      @@waxywabbit1247 I unfortunately cannot get access to the trees in my area due to the terms in the Treaty of The Beaver-Tea War

    • @anomienormie8126
      @anomienormie8126 3 роки тому +31

      I am disturbed that “ghost poop” is odd to these people. I thought that was the default. Gross.

  • @eazy8579
    @eazy8579 4 роки тому +559

    As a HEMA enthusiast, I have to say that Davis's edge alignment when hey that melon is just terrible. A Rhinelander is a decent sword but has a terrible edge (as is typical with Hanwei swords, due to local regulations on sword manufacture, and most of the ones I own or owned had blunt edges, and had to be sharpen by the store), though it isn't hard to sharpen, and given how clean the cut started, it's likely this is what he did, and yet that melon just seemed to shatter after the first two inches or so, and if you slow it down you can see why. His edge alignment is just awful, and you can tell the sword is changing is path in the melon. Sorry, this is pretty unrelated, but I felt like I needed get it out there
    Edit: I should also point out that you shouldn't use fruit to test cut, because they are easy to cut, even with a dull blade, so his screw up is even more sad.

    • @sprightlyoaf9583
      @sprightlyoaf9583 Рік тому +51

      God I appreciate how completely this helps decimate the guy from all sides

    • @jeremymcadams7743
      @jeremymcadams7743 Рік тому +13

      I appreciate that you commented on that cuz I noticed it was garbage as well

    • @tomgann9383
      @tomgann9383 Рік тому

      I don’t know anything about swords, but I can pretty confidently say he looked like an un-athletic bitch (to use his choice of word) during that swing. I’m really not surprised though. After all, did anyone really believe a teenaged Davis was some alpha-male super athlete who was banging all the cheerleaders? No, he was playing Magic the Gathering and pissing his pants.

    • @ShitkidOfJamrock
      @ShitkidOfJamrock Рік тому +15

      I remember taking a slow motion video of me cutting a pumpkin in half with a decorational American revolution sword, and also my weak chemist arms
      Cut that thing cleanly in half despite having like an 18° edge that wasn't really even sharpened, so a cantaloupe isn't really deserving of a slow head turn towards the camera

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 Рік тому +8

      just in case anyone’s still worried this man might accidentally be doing anything right, he also swings that thing like it’s his first time at bat instead of anything approaching proper cut technique. dude bought a dangerous weapon and decided to swing it around with literally zero prior research on how to use it.

  • @BostonDanceParty
    @BostonDanceParty 6 років тому +371

    To be fair 'some kind of fungus and also egg albumin' also describes a mushroom omelette.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 5 років тому +3

      I think I'll stick to ombumins. Mushrooms have always kinda unnerved me.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 5 років тому

      Gross

    • @heinoustentacles5719
      @heinoustentacles5719 4 роки тому +1

      @@RAFMnBgaming same here
      Apparently it's a real phobia
      Mycophobia

  • @friend_qqqqq3709
    @friend_qqqqq3709 6 років тому +892

    at first i thought the "i weigh X stone" thing was one of those sarcastic throwaway lines but then i googled it and that is actually what british people use to weigh themselves i had no idea

    • @drewjohn6721
      @drewjohn6721 6 років тому +1

      Friend_Qqqqq You...........what? 😜

    • @kittaylor5752
      @kittaylor5752 6 років тому +21

      We do sometimes use both pounds and kg, depending on the context. Doctors usually use metric measurements. But yeah, I was always taught as a kid to keep track of my weight in stone. It's taken years of living outside the UK to adjust to other measurements.

    • @bennolee348
      @bennolee348 6 років тому +45

      1800s
      >considers themselves the height of civilization
      >Weighs themselves with fucking stones

    • @SixtySecondYoga
      @SixtySecondYoga 5 років тому +4

      Weighing yourself in stone makes more sense than weighing yourself in pounds

    • @comradegarrett1202
      @comradegarrett1202 5 років тому +4

      "we don't use pounds" they just use a weird multiple of pounds

  • @leehazlewoodism
    @leehazlewoodism 4 роки тому +163

    Out of context I genuinely can't tell if the Alex Jones before/after pictures are supposed to show a positive or negative change. Besides going red and growing some body hair in the second pic he looks largely the same.
    Equally revolting in both.

    • @leon6777
      @leon6777 4 роки тому +27

      He looks wider than should be possible for any human

    • @theDENIMMAN
      @theDENIMMAN 3 роки тому +26

      @@leon6777 yeah like he's wide but not in a fat way if that makes sense
      Like...he is just abnormally wide

    • @OriginalDonutposse
      @OriginalDonutposse 2 роки тому +12

      Body shaming is wrong, even for Alex Jones. There’s just so many other things about him to deplore, anyway.

    • @eeeyrie
      @eeeyrie 8 місяців тому +2

      @@OriginalDonutpossetrue but he's literally trying to convince you in that picture

  • @weardrake
    @weardrake 5 років тому +277

    "As it turns out, soy is just a kind of bean you can eat"
    It's amazing that there are so many misconceptions on the internet that, for many people, this is a revelation so huge they can't even accept it.

    • @Wackaz
      @Wackaz Рік тому +1

      And one look at East Asia - the subcontinent of the world with the largest consumption of soy PER capita - and you see the slimmest, least man boob population, least overweight and obese, most healthy, longest living and conventionally intelligent people on earth, yet still somehow people believe soy causes defects and problems for men. It is absurd how wilfully ignorant people on the internet are, but hey, I guess you can blame their bacon and sausage based diets for that; too much mammalian cholesterol and not enough natural cholesterol in the brain.

  • @fabricante3905
    @fabricante3905 6 років тому +345

    >not using kilograms

    • @kazerniel
      @kazerniel 6 років тому +48

      Same here! "Oh good, he converts the weight... to wtfpounds, come on, use the metric system!" Had to google convert it because as a filthy immigrant I don't do either pounds or stones D:

    • @philippj5711
      @philippj5711 6 років тому +48

      Glad I finally found the anti-imperial alliance.

    • @TheOneGreat
      @TheOneGreat 6 років тому +25

      Count me in. lol
      It's funny. Even in England, once you work in a hospital, everything is converted to the Metric System (since it's clearly easier to use).

    • @CloppingIsMyThing
      @CloppingIsMyThing 6 років тому +23

      Payadopa
      anything that needs precise measurements uses the Metric System, its almost like its better or somthing

    • @sofia.eris.bauhaus
      @sofia.eris.bauhaus 6 років тому +3

      on the plus side, they have a unit called "stone". :D

  • @kahvikone
    @kahvikone 6 років тому +458

    I'm a man of the metric system and I feel left out and have no idea what the weights actually are.

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 6 років тому +142

      kahvikone I honestly thought he was joking about the stones, but then I realized he was for real and I felt like I was watching someone raised by lunatics.

    • @nickslayer4368
      @nickslayer4368 6 років тому +88

      I feel you my kilogram brother

    • @bacicinvatteneaca
      @bacicinvatteneaca 6 років тому +37

      We call it the international system, not the metric system.

    • @bstmeg5237
      @bstmeg5237 6 років тому

      Google

    • @Ricardo-fv2qi
      @Ricardo-fv2qi 6 років тому +4

      Same here, it helps me remembering that I had a computer table that could only support 100 pounds or 45 kilograms so...

  • @runedudez
    @runedudez 3 роки тому +136

    "We don't do pounds here" Oh yeah? Then how much did you pay for that soymilk?

  • @TheFinalRocket
    @TheFinalRocket 6 років тому +276

    "That's why I'm gonna go bald in the next 12-15 minutes"
    im dead

  • @PhilosophyTube
    @PhilosophyTube 6 років тому +1271

    Let's hit the gym together buddy!

    • @Moscato_Moscato
      @Moscato_Moscato 6 років тому +43

      Philosophy Tube call up Shaun as well!!

    • @yvette4948
      @yvette4948 6 років тому +101

      Oh boy. I can already see the fanfics that will come out of this.

    • @PristianoPenaldoSUIIII
      @PristianoPenaldoSUIIII 6 років тому +29

      Yvette Is that a dejected "oh boy", or an excited "oh boy"?

    • @Skelloween
      @Skelloween 6 років тому +8

      Can I come? I can teach you how to squat. It's also the best way to shit!

    • @upchuckles243
      @upchuckles243 6 років тому +15

      This sounds like a scene in a rom com.

  • @melteddali8000
    @melteddali8000 6 років тому +368

    Please make more niche weird subject videos

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 6 років тому +6

      Yes please hbomberguy. Also, for the keto diet thing, read the book Good Calories Bad Calories by Gary Taubes. Not because I believe it or don't believe it, but because everything in it is sourced with scientific studies and so I'd love to see someone smart actually go through it and check whether the methods are faulty or whatever. A keto diet made me lose 10 stone and also my blood tests show my liver and heart and blood pressure and cholesterol are all way better than they were before the diet. However, my experience is anecdotal. All I want to do is learn and I'm open to the keto thing being wrong if you can demonstrate it in your hbomberguy way. Theres a metric fuckton of sources and just pages in general of the book, it's a big hefty thing, so perhaps it might be too long of a thing just for a video to read, but it's interesting anyway since half the book delves into US politics around nutrition and how it's all fucky

    • @lieschenmuller6629
      @lieschenmuller6629 6 років тому +1

      Yes please

    • @arfirik
      @arfirik 6 років тому

      no what the fuck
      i subscribed on this dude for his game revieves and now he's doing some alt-right liberal or whatever idk shit and soy diets????
      the fuck?

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 6 років тому +6

      Андрей Бутурлин He's always done that along with game reviews. It's nothing new. Maybe if you actually check his previous videos before making a comment like that

    • @Mewobiba
      @Mewobiba 6 років тому +7

      Heck I'd say a lot of his game reviews/analyses are quite obviously influenced by his worldview and political analysis. For the better.

  • @Tera_totally
    @Tera_totally 2 роки тому +419

    When he pointed out that meat is processed and flavored, it made me think it's really fucking weird that people make fun of vegan alternatives to meat because they're "just vegetables with meat flavor" lol
    Also yes I'm revisiting this video

    • @verybarebones
      @verybarebones 2 роки тому +18

      Thats kind of an american thing tho, processed X with flavors and preservatives so it lasts forever or whatever. I have a classmate claim that cooked burgers in usa are still safe to eat after a day or two out in room temperature. That isnt normal.

    • @Daedalus117
      @Daedalus117 Рік тому +5

      @@verybarebones a day or two? Anything's possible, but that seems pretty unlikely.

    • @Daedalus117
      @Daedalus117 Рік тому +37

      Things like sausage and bacon are flavored obviously, but if you buy a steak at a supermarket, it's not gonna be flavored. He's wrong in that unprocessed meat does have a flavor and it ain't bad. Like I've had fish that I caught myself and it tasted great. Tastes better with a bit of salt though.
      The nice thing about soy is that since the flavor is so mild, and it's all spongy, it pretty much just takes on the flavor of whatever sauce you put on it

    • @Vulgarth1
      @Vulgarth1 Рік тому +26

      @@Daedalus117 Mhm, it's probably the most straight-up *wrong* thing HBomb has said, in the sense that it's just plain not true. But hey, that's what happens when you don't examine your own prejudices while debunking others. To be fair to him though, meat is not really what the experiment was about.

    • @Daedalus117
      @Daedalus117 Рік тому +22

      @@Vulgarth1 it sounds believable if you've never had unprocessed meat before, I guess

  • @alexandercorbeill4765
    @alexandercorbeill4765 5 років тому +662

    My mom was really obsessed with my health and what I ate for most of my life. She was under the impression that soy skyrockets estrogen levels in the body. My dad took me to a probiotic enthusiast acupuncture doctor almost every week.
    So.... I dunno if ya wanna dig the goldmine of food-science, I’d love to hear what you have to say about supplements and how they affect the culture of dieting...

    • @Robstafarian
      @Robstafarian 4 роки тому +28

      Understanding nutritional supplements is pretty simple: if you need more of a nutrient, then a nutritional supplement will help you if it is both bio-available and digestible. Bio-availability is where the complexity lives, though determining which nutrients you need more of and why you need more is pretty fucking far from simple. The point regarding digestion probably bears some explanation as well, in that getting more of a nutrient where it is needed is not as simple as swallowing a pill (thanks to structures like the blood-brain barrier).

    • @Endeva09
      @Endeva09 3 роки тому +30

      A “probiotic enthusiast acupuncture doctor” just makes me visualise Edward Scissorhands for some reason lol

    • @Mochachocakon
      @Mochachocakon 3 роки тому +25

      "Soy sky rockets estrogen levels"
      Meanwhile Asia: "...?"

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 роки тому +18

      @@Mochachocakon **Insert racist comment about Asian guys being really feminine here**
      Fucking hate that shit

    • @tylershadwick7751
      @tylershadwick7751 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds like you had a good mother.

  • @ShinoSarna
    @ShinoSarna 6 років тому +412

    3:40 Honestly, that 'sword review' was hilarious because this was like, the worst cut I have ever seen in my life. I'm surprised that he even cut that squash all the way through, considering he pushed the box the the side. Where did he learn his sword techniques, anime?
    ... Actually that's probably true now that I think of it...

    • @Arbmosal
      @Arbmosal 6 років тому +56

      He did not study the blade

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 5 років тому +12

      Sometimes an idiot can make an expensive instrument make a good sound or two. Doesn't make him Beethoven, though some of his idiot followers may claim as such XD

    • @ralphjosephacobo8014
      @ralphjosephacobo8014 5 років тому

      I can't seem to find this David guy on UA-cam

    • @PCLHH
      @PCLHH 5 років тому +10

      Yeah he swings it like a cricketbat. the cringe.

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 5 років тому

      aazhie even a stopped watch is right twice a day.

  • @Katie-rq7bv
    @Katie-rq7bv 5 років тому +246

    PLEASE talk about all the wack pseudo science in nutritionism and the crazy fad diets it’s so interesting and not enough people know about it

    • @1TW1-m5i
      @1TW1-m5i 5 років тому +4

      Yes, that I would watch.

    • @HessianHunter
      @HessianHunter 3 роки тому +19

      People are hungry for a secret bullet to suddenly feel better and look hotter but every nutritionist I've seen that isn't trying to sell me something says the same thing - eat a diverse diet with lots of vegetables and lean protein, don't overdo it on the sugar, and don't overeat just because it's on your plate or you're bored. Obviously if you have specific needs because of whatever your body has going on, do that. For any typical person, whatever fits that mold and that you actually enjoy eating is the best diet for you.

    • @KaminaManifesto
      @KaminaManifesto 3 роки тому +2

      Here very late,but Shredded Sports Science is a great channel that does this

    • @actuallyapathy
      @actuallyapathy Рік тому

      maintainence phase is also a great podcast abt that

  • @Desertedhail
    @Desertedhail 11 місяців тому +144

    Wow Tommy talerico really committed to his veganism experiment! I’m sure his mother is very proud

  • @anastasiacline6159
    @anastasiacline6159 5 років тому +366

    You had a diet that was similar to mine - I ate mostly only vegetables. I stopped that diet and refuse to eat any weird diet now because I started passing out randomly. The worst was when I passed out during an aerodynamics class and didn't have enough time to finish the exam. I went to doctors worried something was terribly wrong and they told me passing out randomly is normal. Uh... Went to a gym that was doing a body fat study with those water-dunk-super-acurate-body-fat-calculators I was close to 14% body fat and the fitness coaches told me 13% is about when women start having adverse issues such as organ failure. Needless to say I gained weight so I could actually finish my degree in Aerospace.

    • @VictoriaOwlCat
      @VictoriaOwlCat 5 років тому +47

      Anastasia Cline
      Congratulations on finishing your degree!

    • @SebastianSeanCrow
      @SebastianSeanCrow 5 років тому +69

      Anastasia Cline passing out randomly doesn’t sound normal imo

    • @zoeredadams
      @zoeredadams 4 роки тому +17

      Lol when I randomly passed out the doctor told me to eat more crisps, for the salt.

    • @funkyfranx
      @funkyfranx 4 роки тому +17

      That’s not at all like the diet he was doing- he was eating a lot of processed food high in fat and calories while you were virtually STARVING yourself. Of COURSE eating nothing but vegetables is going to leave you with no energy, I can’t imagine how few calories you must have been consuming per day.

    • @cold_ay_
      @cold_ay_ 4 роки тому +45

      @Toothless I think she was talking about the diet he mentions he used to be on at 1:00 to 1:48 or so, of just eating select fruits and vegetables and getting exhausted after eating anything else, rather than the main segment of the vid

  • @owyn5376
    @owyn5376 5 років тому +269

    I dont know what it is, but when he wears the blue blazer it makes his neck look a lot longer. There must be a scientific explination.

    • @undeadMonk
      @undeadMonk 4 роки тому +53

      It covers up the slope of his shoulders joining his neck. That's it. That's the breakthrough.

    • @rolle820
      @rolle820 4 роки тому +16

      This is why shirt collars usually are a good idea

    • @owyn5376
      @owyn5376 4 роки тому +8

      @@undeadMonk Riveting

    • @undeadMonk
      @undeadMonk 4 роки тому +15

      @@owyn5376 It must be, it took you eight months to read the whole thing

    • @Reverend_Salem
      @Reverend_Salem 3 роки тому +1

      @@undeadMonk that and the black v neck shirt

  • @ЦзинКэ-ы5х
    @ЦзинКэ-ы5х 5 років тому +2780

    _>stones_
    _>pounds_
    Jesus Christ, what a barbarian.

  • @lucidaxe
    @lucidaxe 3 роки тому +301

    "I tend to fluctuate between... 11 and 12 stone. Which is like..."
    Oh, thank god, he's going to convert it to something comprehensible and logical like kilograms.
    "... 160 to 180 pounds...?" *shows that his conversion capabilities into yet another nebulous measurement is mildly incorrect*
    God damn it.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 роки тому +38

      @Ellie Bush its the stuff under the dirt, also called rock

    • @zacharyheine4177
      @zacharyheine4177 2 роки тому +27

      I’m an American, and sometimes it’s nice to be reminded that our imperial system comes from an even more obtuse imperial system that England used to use

    • @aviaviavian
      @aviaviavian 2 роки тому +6

      @Ellie Bush stone is a measure of weight that they used to use, before they switched to metric. 1 stone is 14lbs, and 6.35kg.

    • @SongokuJidai
      @SongokuJidai 11 місяців тому +3

      For anyone still wondering 11-12 stone ranges roughly 70-75kgs.

  • @Crafty420
    @Crafty420 4 роки тому +436

    I love that instead of just putting the camera down and weighing himself again he finds a separate scale and weighs the camera to subtract from his previous attempt lol

    • @SaeedMSR
      @SaeedMSR 3 роки тому +24

      My thought exactly.... smart people tend to have a brain-farts sometimes! 😁
      I say that with love and respect to Harry.

    • @СимонЦанков
      @СимонЦанков Рік тому +2

      he probably did it to have it proven on camera

    • @emmakane6848
      @emmakane6848 Рік тому +8

      But if he did it to be proven on camera he could’ve set it up to show the scale while he was on it, or not have to get another one to show the camera weight.

    • @rdaveylusk
      @rdaveylusk Рік тому +3

      I thought it was to be funny

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 6 років тому +1356

    The criticisms of your soy videos were hilarious “we made up these conspiracies as a joke lol, triggered???”

    • @Mantonization
      @Mantonization 6 років тому +247

      Yep. It's Schrodinger's Douchebag in action

    • @miserychickadee
      @miserychickadee 6 років тому +275

      “we made up these conspiracies as a joke lol, triggered”
      Nice to see the "I was only pretending to be retarded" meme is alive and well.

    • @suicide6390
      @suicide6390 6 років тому +14

      considering most people who made that joke already know that milk has more estrogen in it than soy, because a lot of them are body builders, despite the whole "lmao mom's basement xDD" thing, they still work out.
      wew.

    • @four-en-tee
      @four-en-tee 6 років тому +26

      Granted, idiots on both sides of the political spectrum will do this when backed into a corner.
      I may be a libertarian and republican, but the shit that the alt right says is fucking hilarious.

    • @NeverTriedHardEnough
      @NeverTriedHardEnough 6 років тому +21

      Ya'll love to circle jerk, "yeah bro nobody but us has good arguments!! *strokes eachother's cocks*" jesus the political landscape is terrible right now

  • @MoiderahOfVideos
    @MoiderahOfVideos 6 років тому +1931

    oh my god davis actually left a hilariously sexist and embarrassing comment on your last video
    that's actually kind of amazing

  • @shawnsorbom8907
    @shawnsorbom8907 4 роки тому +233

    Frantically scrolls to see if Davis Aurini commented.

    • @notrod5341
      @notrod5341 4 роки тому +37

      Alas, youtube struck down his channel because he got too close to the truth.

    • @rambles2727
      @rambles2727 3 роки тому +7

      @@notrod5341 what was the truth?

    • @notrod5341
      @notrod5341 3 роки тому +36

      @@rambles2727 idk. All women are secretly two Hitlers or something.
      He said a lot of bannable shit

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 7 місяців тому

      ​@@rambles2727 hbomber is a leftoid woman, apparently

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 4 місяці тому

      Uh; the feminazi woke world order [no whites; no alphas; no good ones like him{non-racist non-magician Aavis Druni}; gamergate?; Harilton Simbltons world order [he is now a dominatrix I think] uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Calataral Marxsim and socialituism and anty-Palgrrism

  • @cjr4908
    @cjr4908 6 років тому +163

    the real soy boy diet was the lessons we learned along the way

    • @C.O.R.E_Supermacy
      @C.O.R.E_Supermacy 6 років тому +1

      CJ R. I know it's a cleché, but I love your Ruby profile pic :)

    • @cjr4908
      @cjr4908 6 років тому

      I believe you will find that that is Tom, my dude. :)

  • @TheYpurias
    @TheYpurias 6 років тому +102

    You had me at "microwaved Cypher from the Matrix"

  • @expertdubs
    @expertdubs 5 років тому +1953

    "turns out soybeans....are...just a kind of bean....that you can eat"
    aaaaaand I woke up my girlfriend with laughter

    • @sickomode2761
      @sickomode2761 4 роки тому +7

      NaruZap that wasn’t that funny

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 4 роки тому +77

      @@sickomode2761 What is funny or not can change from an individual to another.

    • @quantumblurrr
      @quantumblurrr 3 роки тому

      Really? Wow

    • @quantumblurrr
      @quantumblurrr 3 роки тому +4

      @@NIHIL_EGO And some things are so bland that it's cringey to see others find it hilarious.

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 3 роки тому +41

      @@quantumblurrr That's great for you queen.

  • @aeolia80
    @aeolia80 3 роки тому +65

    You know I've often wondered what the big deal was about a high soy diet, I was raised like that, lots of tofu, soy milk, and meat (we weren't really a vegetarian family), and then I moved to Korea as an adult and lived there for several years, and their diet was the same or more soy than what I was raised with, and no problems, heck one of my favorite things to eat in Korea was mapadubu (Korean version of mapo tofu) and it has both beef and tofu in it, hahaha, ooooh, and kongguksu, it's a cold noodle dish with freshly made soy milk with the bean bits still in it. I do have to preface that the only soy products we ate at home and in Korea were whole soy beans (edamame), soy milk, and tofu, and a little soy bean oil. But yeah, I never understood the anti-soy rhetoric, nor did I personally know anyone with a sensitivity to it. I mean maybe I was just in a bubble, who knows

  • @explosion9815
    @explosion9815 6 років тому +303

    i first found this channel for a bloodborne video, and now i watch 20 minute videos on soy diets.

  • @wmd40
    @wmd40 5 років тому +194

    "Looking like a slightly microwaved Cypher from The Matrix" lmaooooo

  • @drbrashear5474
    @drbrashear5474 6 років тому +144

    Why have Frosty the Snowman when you can have Lefty the Soyboy?

    • @Acreedah
      @Acreedah 6 років тому +1

      is this a joke

    • @drbrashear5474
      @drbrashear5474 6 років тому +25

      Jimmius
      It is indeed a joke. Long live the soyboys.

    • @iiroaro808
      @iiroaro808 6 років тому +18

      Lefty the Soy Boy
      Was an angry commie soul,
      With sarcastic wit and sharp edit tricks
      And too much testosterone
      Cultural Marxism is a fairy tale, he'd say,
      In his videos
      But the right wing knows
      How Jews will control all one day

    • @mannythelazyguy6529
      @mannythelazyguy6529 6 років тому +2

      amazing XD

    • @knobwobble
      @knobwobble 6 років тому +4

      Iiro Aro fuckin masterpiece you've cooked up here

  • @christophertstone
    @christophertstone 2 роки тому +62

    "Ghost Poop" is when you go, and it goes down the drain on it's own, so you're not sure if you really pooped or just imagined it.
    "Clean Getaway" is when you go, and it comes out in one solid, contiguous piece, and it turns out you didn't have to wipe.

  • @ghoulish6125
    @ghoulish6125 6 років тому +239

    Your transition is complete and you are beautiful.

  • @vivimannimarcos125
    @vivimannimarcos125 6 років тому +236

    we're losing you, hbomb. in a couple months you'll open your videos by flexing aggressively at the camera like the golden one

    • @bluekirara
      @bluekirara 6 років тому +32

      Weronika Bober I would love to see his ironic descent into brodom.

    • @coldengrey12
      @coldengrey12 6 років тому +45

      "It's your dude, H. Bromberguy, pwning the liberals once again with my massive bod." lol

    • @ArcMedicalResearch
      @ArcMedicalResearch 6 років тому +16

      and then it shall be WE who are the beh-tas

    • @Lurdiak
      @Lurdiak 6 років тому +16

      I'd make a gif of the Golden one jiggling his pecs with Hbomb's head superimposed, but I don't actually want to have to see that.

    • @Lowfork
      @Lowfork 6 років тому +12

      ''Look at this beautiful, jyoung man becoming more masculine and being more proud of his country every day. Take that beh-tas!''

  • @mxar2074
    @mxar2074 6 років тому +177

    Soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish. Jk I love soy milk, it has a naturally sweet taste to it

    • @riley8385
      @riley8385 6 років тому +10

      Underrated joke.

    • @transporter78213
      @transporter78213 6 років тому +7

      Soy leche. Soy milk is bastardized spanglish.

    • @charlx8979
      @charlx8979 6 років тому +2

      "Naturally" and then i look at the soy milk brands in the store, full of added sugar
      I mean nothing against sugar, but it needs the extra sugar to be sweet

    • @pentapa3923
      @pentapa3923 6 років тому +2

      It doesn't need sugar to taste sweet. You just have to avoid the ones that add sugar.

    • @mxar2074
      @mxar2074 6 років тому

      charl X no not really, it tastes sweeter than regular milk. I only buy soy milk with no added sugar or sweetener.

  • @kamilareeder1493
    @kamilareeder1493 4 роки тому +398

    I work as a personal trainer xD and I have to argue with men about soy almost every day . Im glad someone agrees with me 👀 maybe if I show them this video they'll agree with you lol
    Also, frying tofu so that its crispy and eating it w thai peanut sauce is 🔥

    • @danopticon
      @danopticon 3 роки тому +14

      OMG, pressing tofu for a day to squeeze most of its moisture out, cutting it into 1/2”-thick triangular slices, then broiling it with lemon and curry powder or other yummy goodness … ahhh, heaven!!
      Also, I can’t believe people take the whole “soy is feminizing” nonsense literally! I thought it was just a lazy insult. People really think soy will have some adverse effect on them!?? Did everyone skip 101 Bio in school?!?

    • @TheJohnreeves
      @TheJohnreeves 3 роки тому +4

      @@danopticon What firmness do either of you use for these ideas? I always get extra firm, but I'm still learning how to use tofu.

    • @danopticon
      @danopticon 3 роки тому +4

      @John Reeves - Firm or extra-firm! (I’ll use the softer/silky tofus mostly for things like smoothies.) Hope that helps.

    • @chilly456
      @chilly456 3 роки тому +2

      Thai peanut sauce is divine

  • @enkoid
    @enkoid 6 років тому +44

    "Nutritionist is not a legally protected term."
    All the dieticians and sympathetic skeptics just high-fived the air/screen.

  • @ThreeArrows
    @ThreeArrows 6 років тому +348

    Holy shit, did I miss Davis Aurini.

  • @1Heirborn
    @1Heirborn 6 років тому +52

    I hate that ignorance and punching down are such big parts of masculinity. Like isn't that the opposite of confidence?

    • @xinic5
      @xinic5 6 років тому +18

      Seriously. These "alphas" as they call them selves challenge "betas" or "soyboys" or "cucks" to act superior. But real alphas in other species challenge the leaders and other alphas. Those they feel are truly a challenge to be beaten and prove their "alpha" qualities.

    • @nerdpharo3299
      @nerdpharo3299 6 років тому +9

      thats basically the basis for pretty much all those right wing nuts . spew random shit that sounds smart and then shit talk anyone who actually calls your bs out to look "tough" , just like in middle school which explains why they cant even do basic research .

    • @1Heirborn
      @1Heirborn 6 років тому

      sam salem agreed, but calling them "nuts" will only add fuel to the fire.

  • @annabeinglazy5580
    @annabeinglazy5580 2 роки тому +38

    My favorite about the whole "Mock meats are heavily processed stay away" is exactly that. Most meat products ARE heavily processed. Im German, sausages are everywhere, as are patès.
    How is a soy sausauge more processed than blendend meat with Spice Mix and additives to make it pretty 😅. These days even in artificial skin because plenty of people have decided that meat in Natural sausage skin (aka intestines) is disgusting.
    So unless the Person only eats unflavored Steak I call bs on that Statement. And i dont even particularly Like Mock meats, i prefer beans and Tofu as a Protein source because i can Control the flavours there, lol.

    • @emmakane6848
      @emmakane6848 Рік тому +6

      When people say they want to avoid unprocessed things they don’t mean unflavored meat, they mean meat that they can flavor themselves or that it is ONLY being flavored, with no preservatives. Which is very rare to nonexistent compared to relatively unprocessed soy, with maybe a bit too much salt.

  • @Anghellik9
    @Anghellik9 6 років тому +716

    Wait... You lost 20 pounds in one month just eating soy?
    Brb, buying soy.

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 5 років тому +66

      veggies get you sated faster and are harder to digest meaning the same size of meals leads to less calories metabolized by your body (with certain exceptions like sugar even in some "processed" forms like honey... although even very "sweet" apples or cherries are less unhealthy than any sweets....) so sure, if you replace most your meat and other animal produce intake (milk, cheese, eggs) with soy and other veggies you will lose weight...
      The biggest danger is that if you do so for longer the body gets used to getting less calories from its work in "digesting" so that you on the long term simply eat more and start gaining weight again.

    • @JogenMogen
      @JogenMogen 5 років тому +12

      Just count your calories and don’t eat more than your limit, it’s easy really

    • @andrewnovak1390
      @andrewnovak1390 5 років тому

      Same lmao

    • @696190
      @696190 5 років тому +14

      two months, actually

    • @BaldingClamydia
      @BaldingClamydia 5 років тому +8

      Hey be careful, most people aren't supposed to lose more than 1-2 pounds a week (Google your own equivalent 😆). If you drop weight too quickly it just comes back later, and that's bad for your body.

  • @quitpayload4874
    @quitpayload4874 6 років тому +36

    Two Hbomberguy videos in one week? I must have stumbled into another universe.

  • @eclectic-kitty
    @eclectic-kitty 6 років тому +917

    Your neck seems real long in this video...

    • @queenanacaona8531
      @queenanacaona8531 5 років тому +87

      Long boii

    • @lillieampurra
      @lillieampurra 5 років тому +245

      soy turns you into candace from phineas and ferb

    • @VenomRaven
      @VenomRaven 5 років тому +21

      Isnt it wonderful?

    • @theocean1973
      @theocean1973 5 років тому +38

      Now I can’t unsee it!
      I think it gets longer with every video!

    • @PCLHH
      @PCLHH 5 років тому +27

      Its the SOY!

  • @HessianHunter
    @HessianHunter 3 роки тому +53

    Pressing the water out like suggested is only necessary if you're treating tofu like meat, where you're grilling or frying it in strips. You might be able to find "Japanese style" tofu at your local grocer that's very firm and meant for stuff like that, no pressing required. However, if you want to embrace tofu's lovely silky squishiness, try eating it in some soup or a dish like mapo tofu. Most Chinese restaurants in the west offer vegetarian mapo tofu but traditionally it has ground beef bc Chinese cuisine doesn't treat tofu as a replacement for meat - instead it's its own thing, a bit like if eggs weren't so strongly tied to being a breakfast food.

  • @Geddiz
    @Geddiz 6 років тому +327

    Did PJW and his ilk ever shriek about how alcohol is pretty good at reducing T levels, too?
    I've seen more than a few pictures of Paul with a mug of that hoppy feminising froth, actually...

    • @greysautumn398
      @greysautumn398 6 років тому +38

      Geddiz Exactly, lots of those s c a r y phytoestrogens in hops!

    • @Geddiz
      @Geddiz 6 років тому +51

      Not even that! Metabolising ethanol in general tanks your T production and sexual function as a whole. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_and_sex#In_men

    • @firstbornunicorn6619
      @firstbornunicorn6619 6 років тому +33

      Fronde even more than in soy! But oh no, manly men drink beer.

    • @pillbobaggins2766
      @pillbobaggins2766 6 років тому +23

      Geddiz funny how they promote drinking milk... you get it from feeemale animals that were pregnant not long ago... probably more oestrogen in that than the soy they are paranoid about! also broccoli has phytoestrogens but there's never a "broccoli boy" insult either lol

    • @Geddiz
      @Geddiz 6 років тому +31

      Milk is absolutely packed with oestrogen. But really, when has reality and facts ever been an important thing to the alt-right?

  • @firetarrasque4667
    @firetarrasque4667 6 років тому +168

    I decided to listen too all of the Patreons.
    When it got to "The Specter of Commulism," I burst out laughing.

    • @nouveau_nouveau
      @nouveau_nouveau 5 років тому +1

      Time?

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 3 роки тому +7

      @@nouveau_nouveau It's currently half past three. Hope that helps.

    • @22z83
      @22z83 3 роки тому +2

      @@steinmaniac7920 hilarious

  • @myopinionsarefacts
    @myopinionsarefacts 6 років тому +1005

    My testosterone levels are very healthy for a guy, the problem is I'm not one

    • @DisruptiveHarmony
      @DisruptiveHarmony 6 років тому +15

      my opinions are facts I'm a guy with lower testosterone level. I've been to a doctor about it because i always used to feel tired etc. But he did nothing about it. Just told me to exercise etc. I would really like to actually experience how people who are priviledge with enough testosterone feel so strong and motivated and full of energy. You see my testosterone is so low, even when the doctor was reading the result in my face, i could not ask him to prescribe me some testosterone, i just said alright thank you and bye. If i had plenty of testosterone, it would have probably gone like, give me some more and get angry.

    • @myopinionsarefacts
      @myopinionsarefacts 6 років тому +150

      Vyas Chady I think that people have a tendency to claim that whatever they don't have will makes them a better person. It's a dangerous trap to fall in to, and I hope that you haven't

    • @zyrxom
      @zyrxom 6 років тому +4

      Vyas Chady I heard doing squats and dead lifts help with testosterone levels

    • @nananana8846
      @nananana8846 6 років тому +17

      Testosterone made me depressed..

    • @nefelpitou
      @nefelpitou 6 років тому +33

      PCOS (which is what I believe is the most common cause/syndrome asscosiated with elevated testosterone in women) is like really not fun. It can cause extremely painful periods, infertility, diabetes, cancer, acne, hirstutism etc. While for some people (particularly those who don't want children) it can have reletively benign symptoms for a lot of people that have it, it can be extremely bad. And that isnt even counting mood disorders, depression, and other mental health issues that can be associated with it. Its definately not enviable.

  • @heartlessmushroom
    @heartlessmushroom 5 місяців тому +44

    I come from the future, soy made hbomberguy so unmanly he grew a beard and developed male-pattern baldness.

  • @melteddali8000
    @melteddali8000 6 років тому +233

    Davis Aurini please respond

    • @ImpendingRiot83
      @ImpendingRiot83 6 років тому +1

      And then go on Chapo and/or Cum Town afterwards

    • @Cooldrew100
      @Cooldrew100 6 років тому +6

      davis aurini respond binch

    • @macgeek2004
      @macgeek2004 6 років тому

      +melted dali Are you implying that +Davis Aurini is an “academic???” O_O

    • @melteddali8000
      @melteddali8000 6 років тому

      macgeek2004 why the fuck would I ever try to insinuate that

  • @InstallaFriend
    @InstallaFriend 6 років тому +512

    slightly microwaved cypher from the matrix

    • @streeterville773
      @streeterville773 6 років тому +1

      John Waters??

    • @nathancrockett82
      @nathancrockett82 6 років тому

      is it 2008? are we doing the thing where the top comment is just a funny line from the 5 minute video we just watched.

    • @filthyoldman
      @filthyoldman 6 років тому

      Install a Fr

  • @WhiteCollarCrimeDNB
    @WhiteCollarCrimeDNB 5 років тому +675

    Tofu is just Soy Mozzarella.
    Prove me wrong.

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 5 років тому +86

      Richard Desjardin more like soy halloumi to be honest. It fries instead of melting.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 5 років тому +15

      @@jaymiddleton1782 or paneer.

    • @billyscott2041
      @billyscott2041 5 років тому +28

      It's not stretchy you wanker

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 5 років тому +10

      @@billyscott2041 If it was wanking would be quite difficult...

    • @missstripedsocks
      @missstripedsocks 5 років тому +5

      only if you're white

  • @IsabellaAAH
    @IsabellaAAH Рік тому +19

    3:32 As a former blacksmith (it’s complicated) swords are a neat hobby and totally valid but they are NOT a way to prove your masculinity. It is a nerd hobby. It is a hobby a random, nerdy teenage trans women can break into and fit in. Quite being pretentious about it

    • @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy
      @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy Рік тому

      As much as I detest people trying to be "butch" by posing with a sword, I likewise detest Harry's ridicule of people who are into historical fighting.
      I mean, out of all the things to ridicule David for, why aim for his nerdy hobby? His simplistic and toxic views (or the fact that he's showing off with a damn _Hanwei)_ comes to mind...

  • @InfernalPume
    @InfernalPume 6 років тому +291

    quorn is good because its literally indistinguishable from regular meat (the 'chicken' nuggets even come in those creepily uniform mcdonald's shapes!) and because its made of fungus you can ask your friends who are unfortunate enough to be stuck in your house around feeding time if they want a fungget.

    • @afterastrum
      @afterastrum 5 років тому +9

      I used to eat quorn but after a 2 week break from them when I was abroad I was completely put off from them. Just thinking about it made me sick. Now I just eat shit like falafel when I decide it’s a ‘no-meat day’. I still eat meat though.

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l 5 років тому +27

      @@tutikaz916 sounds insecure.

    • @lusteraliaszero
      @lusteraliaszero 5 років тому +4

      indistinguishable from meat how? it's cooked differently, different taste, different texture? are we talking looks? cause yeah, I guess you could shape it to look like highly processed ground meat. It tastes good though.

  • @papagrande7448
    @papagrande7448 6 років тому +230

    Your neck increased in length everytime you ate soy products.

    • @Atrobar
      @Atrobar 6 років тому +46

      Soon he will ascend.

    • @Tomm3HB34r
      @Tomm3HB34r 6 років тому +5

      Nah, he just lost weight. o.O;

    • @bruheffect6335
      @bruheffect6335 6 років тому +5

      Jay See Thats a bit rude

    • @shadowpoet4398
      @shadowpoet4398 6 років тому +1

      Don't you mean a bit... SOY MEAN?

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 6 років тому

      It's because the soy was laced with giraffe DNA.

  • @ArsFilmandi
    @ArsFilmandi 5 років тому +373

    Hbomb: "We don't do *pounds* here.
    me: ok.
    me, a second later: *WAIT A ΜΙNUTE*

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +33

      Plus it gets weirder since Brits do use pounds in combination with stones. It's st+lb like you do ft+in.

    • @ArsFilmandi
      @ArsFilmandi 4 роки тому +18

      @@Liggliluff I'm from EU. We use kg-gr

    • @Dave-vk1or
      @Dave-vk1or 4 роки тому +35

      @@ArsFilmandi Is this what ultimately caused Brits to vote for Brexit?

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 3 роки тому +4

      @@ArsFilmandi I meang, kg literally means thousand grams so it's basically the same as just using grams.

    • @xp7575
      @xp7575 3 роки тому +12

      @@Dave-vk1or that, and all the racism

  • @JCHall110
    @JCHall110 2 роки тому +19

    I took a food and nutrition class focusing on obesity this past Spring taught by a biology professor, and the conclusion we came to in the class was basically the same you came to. The specific things you eat aren't as important as just being mindful of what you're eating. It was a really great class.

  • @DemiBirdDoes
    @DemiBirdDoes 5 років тому +70

    I have high dht and androgens, naturally, it's apparently normal for my body.
    As a trans guy, NOT on t (so no added hormones or supplementation), according to the manosphere, I'm totally the alpha, take that Roosh.

  • @johnthomason9980
    @johnthomason9980 6 років тому +227

    "A slightly microwaved Cipher from the Matrix"
    I'm now cackling like an utter madman at how accurate and hilarious that burn is

    • @CryptidValentine
      @CryptidValentine 6 років тому +3

      John Thomason yeah, honestly thats the most accurate description of mr splayvid aroonie I've ever see

  • @kevinpillar6934
    @kevinpillar6934 6 років тому +566

    Man I trusted the food pyramid so much I felt so lied to when I learned that the milk on the triangle is a actually supposed to be water and the milk industry paid them to put milk in the food pyramid. When you think about it water makes so much more sense for the pyramid.

    • @WickedNPC
      @WickedNPC 6 років тому +55

      I don't belive that story one bit. Water is not food, it should not be on the food pyramid at all. I could possibly believe that the milk industry payed to have a better place on the pyramid but not in place of water because that would be stupid.

    • @Lycaon1765
      @Lycaon1765 6 років тому +69

      Frida Bergholtz
      I mean, water is the base of all life. So putting it on the pyramid would make sense. You need to replace that a lot. Humans sweat very regularly.

    • @WickedNPC
      @WickedNPC 6 років тому +23

      Of course. Water is absolutely vital. But it doesn't belong on the food pyramid because it's not food.
      Where would you put water? At the base? Can you replace water with bread? Hmm today I'm going to base my meal on pasta bread or water, it's all the same. As you say water is the base of all life but it doesn't contain any nutriens or energy so it exist outside of the food pyramid and also imbedded in it because most of the things we eat contain water.

    • @Souzu21
      @Souzu21 6 років тому +30

      Frida.. water IS a nutrient.

    • @WickedNPC
      @WickedNPC 6 років тому +13

      Yes I suppose it is a nutrient, but then so is oxygen and I don't see that on the food pyramid either. It's not a hydration pyramid it's a food pyramid.
      My original point was that I didn't belive that the milk industry paid to have water exchanged for milk. It doesn't make any sense because water is not a source for calcium , fat and protein. Having water on the pyramid would be just as pointless as having salt on there as a food item.

  • @theencolony5595
    @theencolony5595 3 роки тому +28

    11:00
    Wait, so I can just chug milk instead of HRT? 🤔

    • @This-Was-Sparta
      @This-Was-Sparta 2 роки тому

      If it actually worked like that don't you think folks would talk about it more? I'm by no means an expert, so take my word for what it's worth, but I've drank a lot of milk in my life and have yet to grow tits.

    • @averagecartoonfan6348
      @averagecartoonfan6348 Рік тому +1

      I wish it was the easy

  • @SploogiezlDerp
    @SploogiezlDerp 5 років тому +2753

    11:02
    "Milk is full of estrogen"
    Me, a trans girl: *runs to the fridge*

    • @Schnokers
      @Schnokers 5 років тому +508

      DONT YOU'LL TURN INTO A COW!

    • @SploogiezlDerp
      @SploogiezlDerp 5 років тому +659

      @@Schnokers M O O

    • @DatDudeDylan76
      @DatDudeDylan76 5 років тому +47

      same af

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 5 років тому +91

      James Parker any sentient being with self-awareness can recognise it’s morally unjustifiable to needlessly exploit other sentient beings.

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy 5 років тому +73

      Chug that E gurl!!!

  • @MoonGalleon22
    @MoonGalleon22 6 років тому +99

    This video so nicely mentions something that really gets my goat, which is how incredibly antagonistic people are towards vegetarian/vegan alternatives to things? I'm not a vegetarian by any means, but I've decided to try quorn and soy milk and it's legitimately super tasty. However, most people I talk to INSTANTLY pull a face the second the Q and S words are mentioned, purely because it's not meat or milk. People see it as Meat/Milk Lite when it's not, it really bothers me. (also a note: if you want to work out but also not pay as much money, the NHS does actually have you covered - they have a whole thing of podcasts and exercise plans and shit, entirely for free.)

    • @ReluctantWarrior
      @ReluctantWarrior 5 років тому +17

      Its more often than not because many people have been brought up and conditioned to see animal flesh, milk and eggs as being nutritionally necessary. So when they meet a vegan, that world view is threatened (more mildly if meeting a vegetarian) it forces them to question things they rarely or never had questioned before.

    • @danielbelkin4652
      @danielbelkin4652 5 років тому +14

      @@ReluctantWarrior The best way I've seen it explained is that to a lot of people the mere existence of the alternate choice being performed brings their own actions into question. If being vegetarian or vegan is even an option than suddenly there exists the *possiblity* that their choice may not be correct, because presumably someone has a reason for being vegetarian or vegan - and if they have a reason, *you* might have a reason too.
      So you need to immediately go on the offense to preemptively defend your worldview and diet from the "attack" of choice and options - from the mere possibility of you even being wrong.

    • @ReluctantWarrior
      @ReluctantWarrior 5 років тому +2

      @@danielbelkin4652 Kind of brings a line from the Perfect Circle song 'Pet' to mind: "Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils."
      You hit the nail on the head there, to keep that kind of life going, it does require some degree of ignorance.

    • @igamingmp1526
      @igamingmp1526 5 років тому +1

      @Stale Bagelz National Health Service. Basically UK public health care.

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 5 років тому +1

      To prepare this dish, begin by dipping the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of her unborn children. Dip in breadcrumbs and deep fry!

  • @jonnyvelocity
    @jonnyvelocity 6 років тому +627

    Kilograms exist.

    • @staudinga
      @staudinga 6 років тому +119

      Can confirm, I once saw a kilogram.

    • @mrguysnailz4907
      @mrguysnailz4907 6 років тому +12

      I hoped someone in thw comments would've done the maths but nope :(

    • @Joker-gs6cl
      @Joker-gs6cl 6 років тому +37

      Staudinka One night I saw a kilogram from a distance. I got so scared.

    • @agihammerthief8953
      @agihammerthief8953 6 років тому +23

      M'aiq saw a kilogram the other day. Horrible creatures.

    • @Rinnu500
      @Rinnu500 6 років тому +5

      It's around 76kg... I think. I might be wrong.

  • @andrewwerling1574
    @andrewwerling1574 3 роки тому +28

    I was finally able to commit to and stay on a vegan diet this year. I've wanted to most of my life, but eating disorder hell was brewing in the background. Soy has been a major lifesaver for me, because it is a complete protein, containing all of the essential amino acids. The shrill "it'll give you boobs" crowd cause a lot of distractions. Some should avoid soy, but that's not a common thing. Thanks for you reasonable approach.

  • @thatguybwarch
    @thatguybwarch 6 років тому +30

    Absolutely would love to hear you talk about and debunk points from Supersize Me and Fat Head. I'm unhealthy as hell and you talking about the science behind it is great and might cause a change for a lot of folks. You've turned this topic into something really positive.

    • @hayleygullett
      @hayleygullett 6 років тому

      Bwarch ^^^^^ so much yes

    • @MotherLyra
      @MotherLyra 6 років тому

      Supersize me was debunked like forever ago, turns out he was eating WAYYY more than they recorded, and that he was a vegan before he started the show and that's why he threw up so often? There was a massive post about it I'm sure you'd be able to find if you googled it, but yeah.

  • @aquadragondavanin6745
    @aquadragondavanin6745 5 років тому +90

    i may be becoming lactose intolerant but you can't stop me. love your videos, thanks.
    when i started watching this i kept thinking of the phrase : "consume the legume"

    • @katatat2030
      @katatat2030 3 роки тому +2

      Consume the legume

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 2 роки тому

      Consume the legume.
      Also, you will pry milk from my cold, dead fingers.

  • @FenrisRM
    @FenrisRM 6 років тому +204

    did cantalope boy comment here already?

  • @taytsay1
    @taytsay1 4 роки тому +67

    “Doctors are really really busy now.” Y’all remember when when we thought 2020 would probably be neutral at worst? Back when hbomberguy made this, you know?

  • @moriahgamesdev
    @moriahgamesdev 6 років тому +347

    How exactly do you milk a bean, they don't even have udders. I'm suspicious of the whole thing.

    • @ultru3525
      @ultru3525 6 років тому +23

      You joke, but in the EU you can't legally market soy milk as "soy milk," because "milk" can only be used for mammary secretions obtained from milking.

    • @moriahgamesdev
      @moriahgamesdev 6 років тому +2

      ultru. Good grief. The sooner we're out of that loony bin the better.

    • @ultru3525
      @ultru3525 6 років тому +40

      You say that as if the British government isn't a loony bin in its own right.

    • @moriahgamesdev
      @moriahgamesdev 6 років тому +13

      True, but it's a mental asylum I'm committed to.

    • @zidapplip
      @zidapplip 6 років тому +21

      ultru You can however say coconut milk. And there is for example "cleaning milk" in Germany, some kind of cleaning product, that's okay too. But soy milk? NO FUCKING WAY! That's confusing for customers. I hope customers don't try to drink cleaning milk thinking it's cow milk. But we definitely need to protect them from drinking soy milk.

  • @MegaPompoen
    @MegaPompoen 5 років тому +67

    "Soy beans are just a type of bean that you can eat"
    Welcome to my TED talk

  • @whimsycottt
    @whimsycottt 6 років тому +53

    Smh, didn't even try any Asian tofu based cuisine.
    Soy sauce, hoisin sauce, starch, and a bit of water. That's your sauce. Pan fry tofu in pan. Once both sides are slightly browned, then you add sauce and chopped green onion.

    • @clairedeng7868
      @clairedeng7868 6 років тому +6

      RighteousLeggings He said tofu smells lmao. Has he never smelled cheese?

    • @psycojester
      @psycojester 6 років тому +5

      One substance smelling does not preclude another one doing the same?

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn Рік тому +30

    MILK HAS ESTROGEN???? GODDAMNIT. I need to start drinking milk i guess

    • @arsenemercere8059
      @arsenemercere8059 9 місяців тому +1

      I always know that comments like this are probably a joke, but I always worry since high milk consumption has been linked to prostate cancer in multiple studies starting in the 1970s. But I always worry about everything in general.

  • @Requireminx
    @Requireminx 6 років тому +78

    please do something on fat head, that would be so cool

    • @HMcore
      @HMcore 6 років тому +2

      Just gonna leave a comment here to push this comment to the top

    • @alangebhardt8286
      @alangebhardt8286 6 років тому +3

      I liked Fat Head at the time, I'm interested to see how it holds up (and more importantly, how it doesn't)

    • @glurganergc4856
      @glurganergc4856 6 років тому +1

      I am agree

  • @JeffreyGrubb
    @JeffreyGrubb 6 років тому +426

    I got called a Soy Boi the other day for the first time, and I was very proud.

    • @Mojomanultra
      @Mojomanultra 6 років тому +10

      Soy boys unite

    • @jarfuloflove7320
      @jarfuloflove7320 6 років тому +8

      Virtue signalling self emasculation... what's not to be proud of?

    • @wdsftygt
      @wdsftygt 6 років тому +3

      Jeffrey Grubb was the “soy “Refugee semen?

    • @jarfuloflove7320
      @jarfuloflove7320 6 років тому +3

      Ernie ohh, ya got me. Because homosexuality is bad, right? And hence appropriate to use as an insult, and you're totally not a bigoted hypocrite.

    • @jarfuloflove7320
      @jarfuloflove7320 6 років тому

      Jgroth ikr? Cos when I don't care about something, I totally go out of my way to show everyone how little I care by posting a comment about it.

  • @littlebeeandnutmeg6395
    @littlebeeandnutmeg6395 6 років тому +67

    I’m a cis women but the male pattern balding is so strong in my genes that I started losing hair in all the same ways you would associate with men. My gp and I tested a few things but turns out that I had high testosterone levels and that a mild dose of testosterone blockers fixed it completely :3

    • @doctaflo
      @doctaflo 6 років тому +3

      Little Bee and Nutmeg, did you recover hair you'd already lost? also, did it mess with your sex drive? (considering somewhat preemptive propecia here)

    • @JustinCage56
      @JustinCage56 6 років тому +31

      The Olive >Using green text unironically

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf 6 років тому +18

      cis is a descriptor. Fuck off Olive.

    • @SleeplessDoktor
      @SleeplessDoktor 6 років тому +3

      I've had a couple trans female friends hairlines recover after going on blockers too.

    • @livchamps9573
      @livchamps9573 6 років тому +6

      The Olive Cis is literally just the opposite of trans you big dumb idiot.

  • @ladders7087
    @ladders7087 3 роки тому +12

    Please, for the love of God, make the Fathead/Supersize Me response video, because I've genuinely never heard anyone even mention Fathead other than my father, who is weirdly obsessed with it.

    • @src175
      @src175 3 роки тому

      I second that.
      The fathead guy is kinda weird, and I think he's some sort of anti-masker too.

  • @angryyogbuscus1578
    @angryyogbuscus1578 6 років тому +48

    Aurini's stance is terrible.
    And I mean stance in every sense of the word.

  • @stoltobot
    @stoltobot 5 років тому +92

    I don’t do pounds or stones so I have no concept of what you weighed

  • @SwiftNoteXx
    @SwiftNoteXx 6 років тому +25

    "in the next 12-15 minutes" hilarious :')

  • @brightoff
    @brightoff 2 роки тому +40

    “Milk is full of estrogen”
    Me a trans guy: 👁👄👁

    • @eigilholm6979
      @eigilholm6979 6 місяців тому

      Just saying, all cows are female. This is absolutely because of the estrogen in the milk.