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  • @theeffingralyks5722
    @theeffingralyks5722 2 роки тому +5534

    "sex may sell, but it doesnt stand out in a crowd of sex. thats why you have to do something truly different" -why im not allowed at the orgy anymore

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 2 роки тому +186

      oh this is severely underrated I'm wheezing

    • @CurlyChop
      @CurlyChop 2 роки тому +106

      Oh god was it the transformer razor?

    • @freagle1075
      @freagle1075 2 роки тому +24

      ughhhh too good

    • @kshaur13
      @kshaur13 Рік тому +24

      You win the internet

    • @originalusername295
      @originalusername295 Рік тому +80

      Did you free your skin?

  • @alexblackburn5489
    @alexblackburn5489 4 роки тому +4493

    Don't forget changing their social media logos to support whatever social movement is currently on everyone's minds.

    • @uncanny_mac4660
      @uncanny_mac4660 4 роки тому +639

      And don't change them in countries/markets where homophobia is still rampant.

    • @FNTM2k3
      @FNTM2k3 4 роки тому +49

      In some of those countries, you might get killed for going against the leaders, and those countries might be major markets. Of course they don’t change anything.

    • @nyx3983
      @nyx3983 4 роки тому +144

      Alex Blackburn All the companies hit an instant no homo when July starts. Got to sell products for that false woke feel.

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 4 роки тому +79

      Obligatory 'black square of solidarity with current social upheaval that all sound the goddamn same' here.

    • @PalitoSelvatico
      @PalitoSelvatico 4 роки тому +5

      @@FNTM2k3 thats what they implied

  • @Sleepgarden
    @Sleepgarden 4 роки тому +1429

    "Hi, we at [Company Name] are in support of [Whatever the Current Issue is] and we find it abhorrent that [Someone is Doing Something Badly]. Even though we won't call out corruption or the hypocrisy, we hope the [Victimized Group] will be shown support by others and you continue to buy [Our products]. Thank you."

    • @multistuff9831
      @multistuff9831 4 роки тому +18

      So true!!!!!!!

    • @MrSuperAJ
      @MrSuperAJ 3 роки тому +28

      That sums it up. I want a T-shirt with this.

    • @Sleepgarden
      @Sleepgarden 3 роки тому +10

      @Lilith does stuff beats me, I don't read Onion, I just made it up

    • @coffinmyface4237
      @coffinmyface4237 3 роки тому +2

      @Lilith does stuff yes, this topic was one of their articles

    • @ashlyy1341
      @ashlyy1341 2 роки тому

      most blatant example is that pepsi cop ad

  • @thegs7320
    @thegs7320 Рік тому +2413

    "Oh I'm supposed to fuck this burger" and "What could it possibly be, oh it's child labor" live in my head rent free

    • @willhennessy864
      @willhennessy864 11 місяців тому +91

      I will NEVER not laugh at "I'm supposed to fuck this burger."

    • @AlfredSoul
      @AlfredSoul 10 місяців тому +16

      Do not combine, I repeat, do not-

    • @eorzeantours1565
      @eorzeantours1565 10 місяців тому +29

      "Im supposed to fuck this burger" is perhaps his most underappreciated line. The delivery and pants noise are god tier comedy

    • @theargo
      @theargo 4 місяці тому +3

      By jolly Govn'r, thats a lot of shoes!

  • @DeadBoneJones
    @DeadBoneJones 4 роки тому +4815

    “I do not want to free my skin” has the same syllables and cadence as “I have no mouth and I must scream”

    • @Alinori-h9
      @Alinori-h9 3 роки тому +39

      I miss Harlan so much

    • @Disgruntled_Dave
      @Disgruntled_Dave 3 роки тому +50

      Holy shit! Thanks for pointing that out.

    • @mitskilvr1394
      @mitskilvr1394 3 роки тому +24

      god I hate that short story so much-

    • @timrosswood4259
      @timrosswood4259 3 роки тому +10

      @@mitskilvr1394 why?

    • @mitskilvr1394
      @mitskilvr1394 3 роки тому +58

      @@timrosswood4259 idk it creeps me out ,, it’s a good story and all I just get rlly creeped out by it cause it hits like everyone of my fears

  • @SuperWolfkin
    @SuperWolfkin 5 років тому +947

    15:38 Still wear them? He bough them three DAYS ago. He could still return them and that is something which would actually HURT nike's bottom line.

    • @daltonbedore8396
      @daltonbedore8396 5 років тому +143

      not a very dramatic show of protest though. i guess when you're white, middleclass and buy shoes as a hobby (he had 5 pairs of just nike) the destruction of the property for social capital is worth it? :shrug:

    • @matti.8465
      @matti.8465 5 років тому +55

      @@daltonbedore8396
      Who the hell owns five pairs of shoes? If i had more than one pair of normal shoes (not including more formal ones) i would probably just get stuck using only one pair because it's more comfortable.

    • @GamersInHellOnYt
      @GamersInHellOnYt 5 років тому +40

      My shoes separated from the sole, I recently just hot glued them together. Good as new and I still have money to buy food lol ( -u-)

    • @commanderjarak
      @commanderjarak 5 років тому +12

      @@matti.8465 I buy 3 pairs of shoes at a time, only because it's cheaper for me to buy shoes from Amazon America and have them shipped to Australia to buy the same shoes here. Then I have enough pairs of shoes to last me 3 years.

    • @SuperWolfkin
      @SuperWolfkin 5 років тому +31

      @@daltonbedore8396 it actually WOULD be a dramatic show of protest. It's the sort of thing that people would understand and could be very dramatic. As opposed to the laughable destruction of your own things which isn't dramatic. It's just copying what was dramatic decades ago. Throwing tea into the Mississippi wasn't just dramatic because it made the Mississippi taste good. It was dramatic because you know each box is destroyed and costing the company money.
      Burning your own shoes is the sort of thing people do when they want to imitate that kind of protest but just think "massive destruction = drama".

  • @johannabelle
    @johannabelle 5 років тому +10018

    but hbomb, how can i possibly be empowered as a woman if i don't buy $70 athletic leggings?

    • @brendanbarlow
      @brendanbarlow 5 років тому +499

      Don't forget the ~all-important~ male attention

    • @eljestLiv
      @eljestLiv 5 років тому +485

      1. buy their product
      2. ???
      3. profit

    • @ryanlacroix6425
      @ryanlacroix6425 5 років тому +160

      With that attitude you'll never be empowered.

    • @TheOmnipotentPenguin
      @TheOmnipotentPenguin 5 років тому +156

      By buying $70+ bras if you're any size around or above average :P

    • @deadsam8433
      @deadsam8433 5 років тому +228

      Buy them for the empowerment; burn them for the emancipation. Repeat as required.

  • @douglasboyle6544
    @douglasboyle6544 11 місяців тому +435

    "Companies don't have values, companies have marketing strategies" I don't know where I heard it originally but it's a phrase that has stuck with me and I'm always fond of repeating it. And Ironically I actually use a Schik Hydro but I'd never seen that "Hydrobot" before, now I'm afraid.

    • @Herrscher-of-Autism
      @Herrscher-of-Autism 11 місяців тому +28

      fReE yOuR sKiN!

    • @TheAmbush101
      @TheAmbush101 11 місяців тому +1

      Don’t worry. It’ll stay wet for a long time.
      (I’ll see myself out.)

    • @user-bo6vy5eg8g
      @user-bo6vy5eg8g 10 місяців тому +6

      glad to know someone else is freeing their skin

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony 9 місяців тому +3

      Okay, that's a good quote and all, but since you use Schik, could you explain to me what "freeing your skin" means? If it turns you into some freak of nature, count me in! I'd toss out the Gilette razor I bought to replace the Gilette razor I threw into the toilet and posted on Twitter years ago in a heartbeat.

  • @kmdragon01
    @kmdragon01 5 років тому +10769

    'Free your skin' is quite possibly the most ominous sentence ever constructed.

  • @joelw9811
    @joelw9811 3 роки тому +6924

    Thinking about Burger King’s “Women belong in the kitchen” tweet on women’s day

    • @Corriane
      @Corriane 3 роки тому +826

      They knew what they were doing

    • @pepi7404
      @pepi7404 3 роки тому +383

      And it worked, because the internet is full of children and man-children.

    • @DrJams
      @DrJams 3 роки тому +109

      BK shouldn't of removed that. Triggered the feminists

    • @ggs27
      @ggs27 3 роки тому +1284

      @@DrJams -_-

    • @lyokianhitchhiker
      @lyokianhitchhiker 3 роки тому +296

      In their defense, I think they were trying to poke fun about how that’s usually used in relation to home life & not culinary jobs.

  • @GrandHighGamer
    @GrandHighGamer 5 років тому +3492

    Freeing my skin is the opposite of what I want my razor to do. In fact leaving my skin on my face is one of the main features I look for in a razor.

    • @Erich21
      @Erich21 5 років тому +64

      Imagine an ad for animal shaving/grooming products "free your fur!"

    • @watulooknat770
      @watulooknat770 5 років тому +177

      @@Erich21 That would actually make more sense. Since grooming and taking away their fur is the main purpose of the product. However, "free your skin" is just fucking terrifying. It should have said something like "free your hair". But even that is pretty weird.

    • @d3nza482
      @d3nza482 5 років тому +125

      It should have said something like "LIBERTY TO THE EPIDERMIS!"

    • @roxef
      @roxef 5 років тому +52

      I think it was supposed to be something like, after shaving your skin is no longer covered in hair, so it is more in the open, more free.

    • @draxiss1577
      @draxiss1577 5 років тому +84

      "Escape your hair-prison."

  • @geogiraffy
    @geogiraffy Рік тому +1453

    OK so not only did the same thing happen again with Bud Light and Barbie, but also the account who took a picture of the razor in their toilet is Andrew Tate before his big blowing up.
    Harry was truly ahead of his time.
    He also predicted he would go bald.

    • @NeilDegrasseTysonWithAKatana
      @NeilDegrasseTysonWithAKatana Рік тому +150

      Oh my god we found his back story

    • @nineinchthread
      @nineinchthread 11 місяців тому +8

      You sure that's Andrew Tate ?

    • @geogiraffy
      @geogiraffy 11 місяців тому +128

      @@nineinchthreadOK so Andy Tate used to do these dumbass tweets about star wars saying if you’ve ever seen the movies you would never be a millionaire or know what a woman feels like and so on. He also has a get rich coarse he calls the warroom so when i saw this i assumed it was him but i cant remember if i found any evidence. I think i remember i found something that confirmed my suspicion when i first commented this but i really cant remember now. So maybe no.

    • @unexpected2475
      @unexpected2475 11 місяців тому +20

      Honestly looking at the reflection I don't think it's him: the person has appreciable hair from what I can tell. Unless Tate for some reason wore a wig, I don't think there's any way that could've been him (not that him doing that is implausible).

    • @andyabel3072
      @andyabel3072 11 місяців тому +4

      Oh so budlight is profitable now?...ah no its not. I hear Disney is doing fantastic

  • @JayExci
    @JayExci 5 років тому +3826

    Finally, someone is drawing attention to the fact that corporate versions of popular political talking points aren't primarily representative of those beliefs, they're marketing strategies.

    • @Bluelyre
      @Bluelyre 5 років тому +79

      Unfortunately people fail to realize that outrage sells.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +125

      HEY WOMEN! You are a strong and independent and don't need no man! But job? Look pretty on job? Buy fairness cream to slather on your face and then.. and then get respected on job! Yay feminism!
      (Granted the fairness cream thing is more about Indian brands, but you just copy paste this strategy to the entire cosmetic and beauty industry)

    • @starmaker75
      @starmaker75 5 років тому +119

      My favorite WOKE one are the one that said they are for the environmental despite being a company that harming the environment.

    • @TheScourge007
      @TheScourge007 5 років тому +10

      Have I got a video series or you! Look up Adversaries by Peter Coffin, he's been making fun of this shit for years!

    • @QwertyCaesar
      @QwertyCaesar 5 років тому +52

      I dubno why folks think it's new, cinema has been doing this for decades. What do you think Green Book is? Or Bohemian Rhapsody? "Gosh, I'm so glad *we* more enlightened about homophobia and AIDS today. That'll be 17.99 for your ticket." I wouldn't say that that's the entire purpose of most of these films but that's what they're doing in the press junkets.
      Oscar campaigns too. Look at Dallas Buyers Club. Managed to insult every letter of the LGBT community big time. Implied lesbian conversion, a real bisexual man's history was erased to turn him into a homophobe, a real-ish (it's complicated) cis gay man was turned into a trans woman on the basis that he did drag, and that same character had nothing changed about them except for a more cliche backstory than you'd find in Dog Day Afternoon, and played by a cis man which has all sorts of nasty implications. They sold it as a progressive film though so guess what happened? Best Picture Nomination, Best Supporting Actor Nomination, etc. Jared Leto won the latter for a frankly mediocre performance because it was *so brave* for him to play a marginalized character that he literally personally wrote on the fly.
      That's what #TheForceIsFemale is. Do they have a point? Of course! You can type "best directors" into google and it'll give you a list of fifty directors in the sliding bar at the top, every single one of them a man. Something's up. Is buying a Star Wars brand t-shirt that was made with sweatshop labour for $18 going to change anything? Hell no. It's just the shameless appropriation of real values and issues to advertise a movie series and make a buck at the same time.
      The flipside do it just as much if not more. When I say "christian cinema" you know exactly I'm talking about because it's probably the best example of this phenomenon. Movies that 99% of the time are plainly mediocre if not outright bad films being sold as religious praxis. That's how Passion of the Christ became the most profitable R-rated film ever. It's a mediocre film, not even Mel Gibson's best christian cinema film (that'd be Hacksaw Ridge) but people ate it up because i was sold as the christian thing to do.
      Cinema's been doing this for decades. I'd argue that films going back as far back as the 80s. Theatre too - RENT is a great example. The Producers borderline parodied this phenomenon as it exists in theatre. It was only a matter of time before the companies that make french fries and lightbulbs started joining in.

  • @trainman2226
    @trainman2226 3 роки тому +2430

    when I saw Sunny D’s “I can’t take this anymore” I thought it was the PR guy fucking quiting

    • @an8strengthkobold360
      @an8strengthkobold360 3 роки тому +240

      He probably should after that stupid campaign.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 роки тому +307

      I feel like that was legitimately one guy having a breakdown but then it got used for brand twitter immediately after

    • @pippincovington1348
      @pippincovington1348 3 роки тому +33

      @@ashikjaman1940 yeah it was clearly a happy accident

    • @jeetadityachatterjee6995
      @jeetadityachatterjee6995 3 роки тому +105

      @@pippincovington1348 happy is not a word I would use too describe this situation

    • @joaomartins2541
      @joaomartins2541 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @grilledcheese5000
    @grilledcheese5000 4 роки тому +4423

    "A pair I just bought three days ago" is fucking killing me.
    That and calling a corporation "marxist" lmfao

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 3 роки тому +243

      Makes phrases like "Marxist post-modernist" sound positively coherent.

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 3 роки тому +79

      Lol you know those Marxist privately owned capitalist companies, right? You been under a rock??

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 3 роки тому +354

      @@msjkramey Communism is when the corporations like black people. And it’s more communism the more black people they like. And when they like a real lot of black people, it’s Marxism

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 3 роки тому +1

      @@lusciouslocks8790 what youre saying doesnt track. Can you reword it?

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 3 роки тому +158

      @@msjkramey Sorry I was just making a reference to a meme video. The original was something like “Socialism is when the government does stuff”, but I changed some of the words around to make it better fit this situation

  • @gwencatz2483
    @gwencatz2483 Рік тому +321

    That dude who bought his shoes 3 days prior could've just... returned them for a refund

    • @DirgeTV
      @DirgeTV 11 місяців тому +30

      That would make too much sense...and not enough noise (like all these weirdos want to do, because thinking is too much).

    • @jeffs1571
      @jeffs1571 10 місяців тому +17

      Would've actually done something for their cause, but they'd rather show off than do something meaningful

  • @glitchedoom
    @glitchedoom 3 роки тому +5255

    People destroyed their coffee machines on defense of a child predator. These last few years have been too much, man.

    • @NoodleKeeper
      @NoodleKeeper 3 роки тому +581

      Right...that's the hardest part of this whole thing. I get to watch my fellow countrymen....DEFEND a child predator while having the audacity to at the same time refer to Democrats as pedophiles. Whether or not they are, that's not the point of this post. My point is that they condemn one side while simultaneously defending the other on the same topic.

    • @NoodleKeeper
      @NoodleKeeper 3 роки тому +224

      @@cauyawolfe4724 literally nobody said it was representative of an entire group. Way to strawman an entire comment chain.

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 3 роки тому +165

      @@cauyawolfe4724 I didn't mention Fox, the right, or anything you are talking about in my comment.

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 3 роки тому +111

      @@cauyawolfe4724 Point to where I said this incident was representative of the entire right.

    • @NoodleKeeper
      @NoodleKeeper 3 роки тому +123

      @@cauyawolfe4724 I said "my fellow countrymen" which implies some Americans, I didn't say "every right winger"

  • @NaCk210
    @NaCk210 4 роки тому +1551

    "SILENCE, BRAND" is one of my favourite types of praxis

    • @theoc4424
      @theoc4424 3 роки тому +1

      Hello

    • @evanahearne1479
      @evanahearne1479 3 роки тому +34

      I can't help but read this in Internet Historians voice

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 2 роки тому +4

      @@evanahearne1479 I'm glad I'm not the only one lmao

  • @tophatgeo
    @tophatgeo 4 роки тому +1347

    Oh no! They’re destroying the Nike Shoes! That’s their horcruxes! Destroying them will weaken the companies!

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 4 роки тому +45

      Mickey Mouse is Walt Disney's Horcrux

    • @tnfsg1866
      @tnfsg1866 3 роки тому +22

      Better buy more so we can destroy them and cripple the companies!

    • @kertchu
      @kertchu 3 роки тому +6

      @@samt3412 and letting him go into the public domain will kill him

  • @JJ-qo7th
    @JJ-qo7th Рік тому +432

    The guy burning his five pairs of Nikes is accidentally telling everyone how spoiled he is. He has five pairs of Nikes. He has four more pairs of overpriced athletic/mobility shoes than he needs, and one of those pairs had just been purchased a few days prior.

    • @AverageConsumer-uj8sm
      @AverageConsumer-uj8sm 8 місяців тому +9

      You only need two shoes. Your left shoe, and yor right shoe.

    • @AverageConsumer-uj8sm
      @AverageConsumer-uj8sm 8 місяців тому +19

      In reality though it is useful to have more than one pair of shoes. I personally have a pair of high heels, a pair of crocs, a pair of boots, a pair of winter crocs, a pair of winter boots, and a pair of Walmart crocs that lost their back strap and are now slippers.

    • @AverageConsumer-uj8sm
      @AverageConsumer-uj8sm 8 місяців тому +6

      But, like, the point still stands. You don't need to buy four of the same brand of shoes when they all work fine.

    • @thepotatoportal69
      @thepotatoportal69 8 місяців тому +3

      @@AverageConsumer-uj8sm Collecting things is some peoples' hobby

    • @AverageConsumer-uj8sm
      @AverageConsumer-uj8sm 8 місяців тому

      makes sense @@thepotatoportal69

  • @MrLordFireDragon
    @MrLordFireDragon 5 років тому +6444

    I hated that Gillette ad so much I burned all my men.

    • @Darkerxz
      @Darkerxz 4 роки тому +293

      Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2015)

    • @asrieldreemurr1988
      @asrieldreemurr1988 4 роки тому +286

      I hated it so much I freed my skin

    • @theteethburglar4716
      @theteethburglar4716 4 роки тому +81

      stray cat I hate Schlick so much I enslaved my skins,

    • @zaiquiri7219
      @zaiquiri7219 4 роки тому +5

      Darker femboymaycry??? is that you??

    • @tammy7098
      @tammy7098 4 роки тому +10

      I hated it so much i freed my men

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 5 років тому +3736

    I wish I could make a series of “uncomfortable advertisements” that was just a man in a suit calmly describing whatever product they’re selling in the most nihilistically depressing way possible.

    • @harunsuaidi7349
      @harunsuaidi7349 4 роки тому +270

      Cracked has "honest commercial" series

    • @stephss
      @stephss 4 роки тому +20

      Peter Coffin and their partner does that already. Check out Adversaries

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 4 роки тому +19

      I’d actually be down as fuck for that

    • @psyc8407
      @psyc8407 4 роки тому +55

      “It tastes awful, and it works!”

    • @Minihood31770
      @Minihood31770 4 роки тому +104

      Do it for a fake thing, post it on social medias so it hopefully goes viral and legitimises you in the eyes of ad companies, and also send it in to as agencies as your portfolio, profit.
      Just make sure to unionise your workplace when you get hired.

  • @KO-vb4tg
    @KO-vb4tg 3 роки тому +4154

    The most ironic thing about the "burn my Nikes" trend was that the actual way to hurt Nike would be to donate the shoes to charity. Like, make sure that they're not being resold to thrifty but upmarket consumers, try to make sure they are being worn by poor people. Once Nike has your money, the only way you can actually hurt them is to try and devalue their brand. And despite any posturing from their PR outfit, Nike definitely wants people to think that their shoes are expensive, not shoes of the poors. I'm not sure whether this just never occurred to the "burn them" camp or if they are allergic to giving anything to the poor, as that would be some kind of handout.

    • @oliverp3545
      @oliverp3545 3 роки тому +119

      Once a product is brought it becomes a liability to the business all the while the consumer has it and a want for it.

    • @twentylush
      @twentylush 2 роки тому +335

      yep. instead we got videos of rich brats having a meltdown and burning expensive sneakers. hook, line, and sinker.

    • @luispagano
      @luispagano 2 роки тому +203

      Omg yes
      Shoes are so expensive here, i suffered so much watching them burn
      The fact that they can afford to destroy 5 pairs of shoes

    • @CristalianaIvor
      @CristalianaIvor 2 роки тому +148

      Oh my god imagine every homeless person sleeing in the streets wearing nikes.

    • @dippyshitty
      @dippyshitty 2 роки тому +3

      @@oliverp3545 BRUH YOUR NAME

  • @donalgoose7850
    @donalgoose7850 Рік тому +5002

    "That means I'll be bald when I'm 28" He said, as a joke... which became true

    • @andyhaochizhang
      @andyhaochizhang Рік тому +642

      To be fair he's already got a pretty receded hairline at that point, so he probably actually expected it.

    • @patrickcrabb6212
      @patrickcrabb6212 Рік тому +184

      My hair line started receding when I was 19, when I'm 25 I'll be lucky to be mistaken as 28.

    • @XavierHyena
      @XavierHyena Рік тому +140

      ​@@patrickcrabb6212 I had chest hair at age 9 and my "widow's peak" started receding fast in my teens. School told me to start shaving my moustache when I was 12. I got in trouble for beard stubble when I had shaved 4 hours earlier, which they didn't believe. At 30 I'm surprised I still have any hair remaining on top...

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a 11 місяців тому +74

      @@XavierHyenaHow was your facial hair your school’s business?

    • @XavierHyena
      @XavierHyena 11 місяців тому +74

      @@TheNinja94a The school's dress code did not allow facial hair. All students (who grow facial hair) are expected to be clean shaven.

  • @snazzypazzy
    @snazzypazzy 4 роки тому +867

    You mentioned people generally don't keep up their boycott's for very long - I was reminded of how my parents NEVER went to a Shell petrol station in my youth, due to their politics in South Africa. We're talking from the late '70s to 2005? And honestly, if I can choose, I still don't go to Shell. I guess this is what it's like being raised by very persistent hippies...

    • @sparksfly5877
      @sparksfly5877 4 роки тому +3

      Can you explain this to me? Why not Shell?

    • @Dave01Rhodes
      @Dave01Rhodes 4 роки тому +65

      There's a bunch of companies that I don't patronize for one reason or another. It's easy when there's plenty of competition and/or you're not really interested in their products anyway. But I don't think it really hurts them. I don't think they realize I've never come into their stores at all. Sure, they're not getting my money, but if the company became a person and was walking down the street and passed by a pile of all the money I would've ever given them, they wouldn't think enough of it to bend down and pick it up.
      So even if some people do stick to boycotts, I don't think it'll ever be enough to be effective.

    • @peggy7744
      @peggy7744 4 роки тому +108

      Yeah, my parents never bought a copy of The Sun (in case you're not familiar, it's a horrible tabloid paper in the UK) after Hillsborough. Lots of people here in the North West refuse to buy The Sun to this day, you see stickers in newsagents' window and the front doors of houses saying 'The Sun not welcome here'. The Sun has tried to give free copies away specifically around here, so they've obviously been boycotted hard enough to notice. I'm quite proud of them for sticking by it for so long.
      Context: www.dontbuythesun.co.uk/site/

    • @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682
      @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682 4 роки тому +14

      I will never read The Sun

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan 4 роки тому +14

      @@peggy7744 Wow I have watched so many British panel shows here on UA-cam (I'm Canadian and especially love Mock the Week), and I have never heard about that, I thought it was the Page 3 thing, but wow it is not! Thank you for sharing that info; I knew they were a terrible tabloid but JFC!

  • @LucGendrot
    @LucGendrot 5 років тому +328

    Your eyes are the same color as the blue flowers on your wallpaper and it's VERY distrac--I mean ALLURING.

  • @Night-rage
    @Night-rage 4 роки тому +7713

    It's so absurd the things that motivate people to boycot.
    Child labor: nah
    A commercial featuring a "controversial" athlete : Lets burn them shoes!

    • @bud389
      @bud389 4 роки тому +105

      The left couldn't give a shit about child labor. They're the ones who buy iPhones from manufacturers that have suicide nets outside of their buildings so they can shitpost on twitter about how "woke" they are because Donald Trump said a mean word.

    • @demonetization4960
      @demonetization4960 4 роки тому +617

      @@bud389 Yikes

    • @MH-hv1gf
      @MH-hv1gf 4 роки тому +544

      @@bud389 okay. I need a phone to effectively function in society today. got a fully ethical company I can afford to buy one from?

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 4 роки тому +47

      te1 then don’t act like you’re some moral arbiter that has to talk down to the commoners about, like Gillette telling men to be more responsible as if men don’t already hear this enough constantly. An advertisement’s job is to sell a product, not tell me how to live my life or some other pretentious nonsense.

    • @bud389
      @bud389 4 роки тому +13

      @@te1327 Almost everything is produced unethically? How about planes? How many of those are put together by slave labor? Oh, none? How about cars? None as well? Well surely houses are built through slave labor, oh wait, those aren't either? Then what is? Oh, phones and shoes. Right.

  • @cecilkeith1951
    @cecilkeith1951 Рік тому +885

    Hello from 2023, where a man is selling "Ultra Right" beer because he's mad at Bud Lite. IT NEVER ENDS

    • @izzynobre
      @izzynobre Рік тому +60

      I legit didn't know if that was real or parody when I first saw it

    • @cecilkeith1951
      @cecilkeith1951 Рік тому +31

      @@izzynobre I'm still not sure it isn't parody. Supposedly, the guy is using a Busch brewery.

    • @shaneriggs6678
      @shaneriggs6678 Рік тому +7

      To be fair at least he's trying to actually make something with ultra right beer to complete with bud light instead of just destroy bud light cans and complaining about them

    • @cecilkeith1951
      @cecilkeith1951 Рік тому +82

      @@shaneriggs6678 But he's using Bud manufacturing, and bud cans. He's still giving Bud his money, which defeats the point.

    • @raysofred
      @raysofred Рік тому +20

      Don’t forget the anti-woke $7 per bar pronoun chocolate

  • @MegaLuros
    @MegaLuros Рік тому +2817

    Honestly I think ads are going to do a 180 and go back to "explain what your god damn product does". The best ad I've seen in ages is the ad (in French) for an app that allow you to take medical appointment online. The guy just explains to you something along the line of: "if you are ill, use this app to get a fast appointment online !". Clean, clear and no bullshit. Loved it.

    • @hickspaced2963
      @hickspaced2963 Рік тому +163

      Yeah, I’m sick and tired of the current advertisement strategies. the thing tho is that these corporations have literal scientific studies on advertising. So there must be something to this whole wacky shit they are doing now.

    • @MegaLuros
      @MegaLuros Рік тому +86

      @@hickspaced2963 TBF yeah I don't know anything about it. I've opened a marketing manual once. It's quite crazy the way they see thing.I don't really remember the exact content. I just remember asking myself "is there any serious basis for any of that ? Is this really how marketers see brands?". I might also be extremely triggered by the sheer stupidity of ads because I'm autistic.

    • @Key_highway
      @Key_highway Рік тому +63

      Last ad that worked on me was a magnetic hands free phone charger that Mounted to the dash in your car. All the ad did was explain how it worked and I thought “that would be super handy” and I bought it

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom Рік тому +14

      That medical appointment thing is so needed and would never work in the US

    • @MegaLuros
      @MegaLuros Рік тому +8

      @@PeachysMom Would it not ? By reading again my email when I said "medical appointment online" I meant "remote medical appointment via the Internet". I think this would be extra demanded in the US.

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 2 роки тому +1948

    If you're gonna hate Keurig, it should be because of all the single use plastics that end up in landfills, & their lack of effort to move to biodegradable containers.

    • @nobodynoone2500
      @nobodynoone2500 2 роки тому +1

      Or their shit coffee makers. All they offer is crap, fast.

    • @loganreed23
      @loganreed23 2 роки тому +87

      Honestly, most of the biodegradable plastic is a scam just as well. The whole thing is just adding cheaper material to polymer composition while charging you MORE for it.

    • @jenb7756
      @jenb7756 Рік тому +4

      Yes!

    • @samwansitdabet6630
      @samwansitdabet6630 Рік тому +11

      @loganreed9340
      nice claim, have a source to back it up?

    • @tylerboothman4496
      @tylerboothman4496 Рік тому +14

      ​@@loganreed23 Why does there have to be any plastic?

  • @tomkenning5482
    @tomkenning5482 5 років тому +2745

    Why don't people realise that if you destroy a company's product, that company doesn't lose any money

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 5 років тому +293

      Unless you steal the product and THEN destroy it

    • @rabidrabids5348
      @rabidrabids5348 5 років тому +246

      @@nathanclark2424 But they aren't willing to do that. Because they're cowards.

    • @lereff1382
      @lereff1382 5 років тому +247

      @@nathanclark2424 might as well just steal it and not destroy it, free stuff lol

    • @aaronsmith1023
      @aaronsmith1023 5 років тому +105

      Because right wingers are literally retarded.

    • @ybcritical3633
      @ybcritical3633 5 років тому +71

      @@aaronsmith1023 why right wingers though? Many stupid people from left and right are retarded but most of these people have no ideology but rather lose 20 bucks for a few minutes of fame. calling them right wingers ist just as stupid as destroying your stuff. You are not better than them.

  • @loganharvill5394
    @loganharvill5394 Рік тому +351

    Omg as a leftist Im so offended by those guys breaking a billion dollar company’s coffee machine cuz they took a stand on the controversial opinion “child molesters are bad”. Seriously who do those guys think they’re offending

    • @bewawolf19
      @bewawolf19 10 місяців тому

      Serious question, why do you sexually identify as a leftist?

    • @scottthesecondcoming
      @scottthesecondcoming 3 місяці тому +4

      the strawmen. that's who they're offending

  • @allnaturalfigjam310
    @allnaturalfigjam310 3 роки тому +1558

    You were spot on with the "bald by 28" prediction.
    ... sorry Harry. The beard looks good!

    • @kadabraguy9846
      @kadabraguy9846 3 роки тому +107

      From what I've heard, he did actually shave his head himself. Though his hair was already getting so thin that I guess it wasn't a huge change lmao

    • @TheFruitiestCake
      @TheFruitiestCake 3 роки тому +45

      *harrless

    • @boobgoogler
      @boobgoogler 2 роки тому +9

      There’s no way this man is under 28

    • @JoaoVitor-ge4le
      @JoaoVitor-ge4le 2 роки тому +6

      He looks like an evil scientist in the best way possible

    • @zz8az
      @zz8az 2 роки тому

      @@kadabraguy9846 I mean that's me too, once my hairline got bad I thought I would be better off just shaving it all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial 2 роки тому +9408

    It took me three years to realize the thumbnail was a razor in a toilet.

    • @hbomberguy
      @hbomberguy  2 роки тому +2429

      Lol

    • @anthonyiglesias1221
      @anthonyiglesias1221 2 роки тому +379

      Omg Oz media and Hbomberguy in one comment section with one like, Imagine my shock.

    • @monomanual
      @monomanual 2 роки тому +108

      @@anthonyiglesias1221 In pride month!

    • @silvermagpie1071
      @silvermagpie1071 2 роки тому +147

      Is *that* what it is? My god I am blind

    • @dairenoh693
      @dairenoh693 2 роки тому +36

      Shit, I just noticed that too!

  • @xpavpushka
    @xpavpushka 4 роки тому +876

    The best and most memorable commercial that I saw here, in Russia was like this:
    White screen, zero sound.
    Text appears : "We care about you, that's why we decided to give you 10 seconds of silence(calmness)".
    Then the company logo appears.
    That's it.
    FUCKING GENIOUS, if you think about it.

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 4 роки тому +20

      xpavpushka that would be great

    • @donkylefernandez4680
      @donkylefernandez4680 4 роки тому +22

      Wasn't that on Pornhub? and it was an ad about Viagra

    • @monacatowa9406
      @monacatowa9406 4 роки тому +4

      It's an IT/Phone Company.

    • @wowsuchhandle
      @wowsuchhandle 4 роки тому +75

      Imagine other companies jumping on it. And the ads are all empty calm silence.

    • @TheNFalcone
      @TheNFalcone 3 роки тому +19

      Eventually advertisements will be so worn out that the only way to sell you products is be genuinely caring

  • @austynjohnson1586
    @austynjohnson1586 Рік тому +929

    I’m coming back to this 4 years later bc seeing people lose their shit over Kid Rock shooting cans of bud light has led me to realize people still have not caught on to this

    • @whataniSoar
      @whataniSoar Рік тому +2

      Same

    • @docthorr
      @docthorr Рік тому +19

      Every goddamn time

    • @werr3222werrr
      @werr3222werrr Рік тому +1

      Yup lol

    • @AtnH
      @AtnH Рік тому +6

      First time seeing my name spelled like that, but the thing is Austyn, the whole beer debacle is based on a product that isnt an item to wear or use to create something. It's a product that is basing its success and financial profitability on the fact that people consume it. Base that on the entirety of the companies main consumer market being ostracized by its PR/Advertising and then you have an issue. Plus it is actually working. Both companies posted an average in declining sales around the 10% mark (to date not gonna claim anything for the future) and both companies have laid off a big amount of the marketing/advertising executives.
      Overall pretty successful in my opinion.

    • @samuelsouza3054
      @samuelsouza3054 Рік тому

      This video says that these boycotts don't work, but the bud light boycott did work, they took a huge hit.
      And people were right to protest over their stupidity.

  • @ListlessLion
    @ListlessLion 5 років тому +1320

    It's incredibly ironic these people respond to "virtue signalling" by destroying their things and uploading it online as a show of moral superiority to, y'know, signal their virtue.

    • @thatsterroristsbro7855
      @thatsterroristsbro7855 5 років тому +8

      You're not wrong...

    • @An0xymoron127
      @An0xymoron127 4 роки тому +59

      My meta-signalling theory considers any call-out of "virtue signalling" to be an act of virtue signalling.

    • @An0xymoron127
      @An0xymoron127 4 роки тому +7

      @@jack47535 I have. Check out my virtues on phub

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 4 роки тому +26

      Yeah. The right virtue-signals way more than the left, and more people need to call them out on it.

    • @dandavis6319
      @dandavis6319 4 роки тому +27

      It's really ironic that this is what got people upset enough to care about Nike. Not the slave labour thing.

  • @MiaMulder
    @MiaMulder 5 років тому +935

    Sobek is the wokest brand
    all hail him

  • @Contra1828
    @Contra1828 5 років тому +2085

    The funniest part isn't even said in the video: turns out the ones who jack off to "capitalism" and "markets" don't understand capitalism and markets. If you own some new Nikes, and you want to hurt the Nike business, you *sell* them at below market rate to people who would otherwise buy them from the company. If they flooded the market with cheap Nike shoes as a protest, they could have actually hurt sales and made some people worried for a few weeks. The last thing you want to do is destroy them and raise the scarcity, raise the demand, and have Nike laughing all the way to the bank since they're the only source of Nike shoes left.

    • @commandernomad2817
      @commandernomad2817 5 років тому +233

      these people only know violence and tantrums as a response to anything challenging.

    • @margaretthatcher8246
      @margaretthatcher8246 5 років тому +70

      Economics is so fun.

    • @NKDpiano
      @NKDpiano 5 років тому +50

      I just had to laugh at your comment.
      When people destroy Nike shoes, it's NOT that there is a scarcity for Nike shoes, or there is a rise in demand; it's just that the size of the Nike shoes market is smaller (by a tiny amount). People who destroy the shoes are most likely ordinary users; not re-sellers. And them re-sellers won't even think of destroying their only way of making a living.
      The first part is good though, although it will only happen on a small scale; their reselling Nike shoes at a lower price won't affect much Nike's revenues. So again, the buyers (buying from those discounted shoes) get all the benefits; and Nike isn't even affected.

    • @musicaccount3340
      @musicaccount3340 5 років тому +85

      The most harmful thing they could've done is give their nikes to homeless people, imo. That wouldn't directly affect the demand, but it would create a negative association with people who wear nikes and hurt the brand image.

    • @emilyhong2311
      @emilyhong2311 5 років тому +126

      Music Account But, you see, that requires not treating homeless people like garbage.

  • @templar19
    @templar19 11 місяців тому +207

    So nice to hear Tommy Tallarico's music getting used again. His mother must be so proud.

    • @kayankup
      @kayankup 5 місяців тому +13

      Guess who actually did that music
      No it's not the man who worked with Miyamoto hand to hand it's....
      JOEY ITS ALWAYS JOEY

    • @SylvianusHimmelhuber
      @SylvianusHimmelhuber 4 місяці тому

      thats for the real ones

  • @EmperorTigerstar
    @EmperorTigerstar 5 років тому +8639

    What about alarm clock brands? They woke me every day.

    • @mcdima4989
      @mcdima4989 5 років тому +148

      boo

    • @KEvronista
      @KEvronista 5 років тому +6

      schick shtick.
      KEvron

    • @connor-wm9wy
      @connor-wm9wy 5 років тому +46

      \[T]/
      Praise the Emperor!

    • @afonsooliveira4417
      @afonsooliveira4417 5 років тому +34

      I hate you for that pun, but I'm still gonna check out your channel because I have nothing to do today

    • @cfv7461
      @cfv7461 5 років тому +95

      it's great how every time emperortigerstar comments on a leftube video people come to say "hello, thanks for not being a nazi, love you". Love you

  • @KaeYoss
    @KaeYoss 4 роки тому +2994

    "Stop staring at me like I'm some piece of meat" - Big Mac. So they admit that their burger patties don't contain any actual meat.

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 3 роки тому +132

      Holy shit I didn’t actually sit down and think about this ad until reading this comment and the implications are so gross

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 3 роки тому +106

      @@lusciouslocks8790 yeah, cause they would imply that their food is meat, so they're implying women are actually pieces of meat. Fucking great, innit

    • @user-vz5wu8ty3z
      @user-vz5wu8ty3z 3 роки тому +6

      Capital O Oof

    • @joaomartins2541
      @joaomartins2541 3 роки тому +5

      ⚗️🔬

    • @LaplaceStevensNameless
      @LaplaceStevensNameless 3 роки тому +1

      Its worm meat

  • @ChazMcGutter
    @ChazMcGutter 4 роки тому +14800

    Imagine thinking a corporation will be emotionally hurt that you destroyed their product after you've already bought it.

    • @waspoppin4784
      @waspoppin4784 4 роки тому +175

      Chaz McGutter and then it gets them more money

    • @speedstyle.
      @speedstyle. 4 роки тому +759

      They were only three days old, he could've literally gotten a refund and *actually* cost them money.

    • @matthewjohn666
      @matthewjohn666 4 роки тому +59

      "Corporations are people, my friend."

    • @loregoblin3854
      @loregoblin3854 4 роки тому +325

      what's worse is that if you go far enough up the corporation food chain, everything is controlled by like, what, 10 total mega corporations? choice is basically an illusion in most cases, unless you're buying from a small independent company or local business. so even if you destroy your product of one brand and actually commit to buying only from another brand, your money is very likely to find its way into the same pockets no matter what. literally, one of the greater tools of marketing is to pit two brands against each other while ultimately controlling both. I think the "left twix vs. right twix" is probably just an extremely meta joke to other advertisers because it so blatantly lampoons the concept. I'm actually a little surprised that they'd show their hand so obviously.

    • @claremcloughlin8237
      @claremcloughlin8237 4 роки тому +109

      Imagine believing companies have feelings

  • @scoutobrien3406
    @scoutobrien3406 Рік тому +87

    The boycott segment actually helped me process something that's always confused me.
    I don't feel like this iteration of right wing protest understood the concept of a boycott. Which... actually might explain when a lot of the same circles bafflingly complain that left wing people are too triggerhappy about boycotting things and instead should express themselves in a free market by just not buying from those companies. ...Which is what a boycott primarily refers to in consumer contexts.
    Destroying your own property on video IS certainly a form of protest, and sometimes effective at spreading the word, but is not integral or even relevant to the strategic concept that boycotts are meant to employ.
    Even in other contexts, if you boycott the Olympics you don't disband the agency responsible for your national team.
    if you boycott a negotiation you don't inherently withdraw from previous treaties and fire your interpreters.
    you refuse to accept an Oscar, not melt down any that you've previously won
    ...If that's what a lot of these people think a boycott is, I can ignore any hypocrisy to fully agree with them that left wing activists should eschew that tactic and focus on new purchases instead

  • @PASH3227
    @PASH3227 4 роки тому +2219

    I wish he had mentioned the "merry Christmas Starbucks" trend. Christians mad about Starbucks no longer putting "Merry Christmas" on the cups BOUGHT A STARBUCKS COFFEE but had their names written as "Merry Christmas" to stick it to them!!

    • @maggieent3215
      @maggieent3215 4 роки тому +74

      (this was written early in the morning. please forgive me.
      I doubt that's a christian thing, since Christianity's texts teach against that sort of behavior. as a white person... I classify these people instead as upper-class white people trying to insensitively 'uphold tradition' where they have no right to. at least in my eyes, it's embarrassing and sad.
      about the possibility of this sad movement being used as part of the point: it is a funny anecdote, but I'm glad hbomberguy, if he heard about this, didn't use this as an example. on a more objective level: it muddies the metaphorical waters by adding in another issue. on a more subjective level: these people made Christianity out to be something it's not... and though that has been what has been done for nearly/pretty much 2,000 years... I'd rather this particular instance of people being rude and claiming it as God's will not be broadcast again and given a new scrap of legitimacy...
      this whole comment might not have addressed the main point of the comment above, but... I wanted to say it anyway.
      and I'm not looking to start fights. God help me.)

    • @qus.9617
      @qus.9617 4 роки тому +142

      @@maggieent3215 Only just today there was a weirdo on a video losing his mind, insulting other people callng them 'socialists' because historians are now moving away from the term before-christ in time dates.

    • @maggieent3215
      @maggieent3215 4 роки тому +25

      @@qus.9617 what does that have to do with socialism, even? (yep Def a weirdo) oh, what's the new standard btw? I know ad's counterpart is common era...

    • @cottage-core_
      @cottage-core_ 4 роки тому +55

      @@maggieent3215 I think they were just using it as example to show that christian's often do things the bible teaches against, are rude, cruel, apathetic, etc. And well, they do.

    • @goose4919
      @goose4919 4 роки тому +8

      Really an extremist thing. I'm a Red Letter, Liberation theology Catholic and I'm don't even care

  • @firefly1313130
    @firefly1313130 5 років тому +234

    The ads that catch my attention now are the low-budget local ads where the owner of the place just got a camera and recorded themselves talking about their great store, scripted but not acted.

    • @AM-bo2ns
      @AM-bo2ns 5 років тому +16

      where I used to live we had a whole series of these; this crazy Asian guy and his wife just wandering around the floor of their appliance store exclaiming how great it was, and shouting 'APPLIANCE DIRECT!!' they were kind of a cult hit around the area. highly entertaining

    • @nickc3657
      @nickc3657 5 років тому +6

      I love that you made the vital distinction between scripted and acted content

    • @PitLord777
      @PitLord777 5 років тому

      Those ads catch my attention too.
      The evolution of advertising has come full circle!

    • @Logjambam
      @Logjambam 5 років тому

      Theres an ad where I live of a guy in a truck dealership going around and asking people "are ya on it?" The acting is terrible and i love it

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 років тому

      Reminds me of that jones bbq and foot massage

  • @knofear8859
    @knofear8859 5 років тому +407

    I like that most of your videos appeared to be filmed at my grandmother's house.

    • @Long-wd4ee
      @Long-wd4ee 5 років тому +2

      Very cute wallspaper indeed

  • @hannahstretton3087
    @hannahstretton3087 10 місяців тому +59

    I did a master's in marketing but I a bachelor's in psychology first and it really was eye-opening. It was essentially just how soulless corporations manipulate people.
    The final nail in the coffin for me was when we learned about Coca-Cola's Hello Happiness campaign that took advantage of migrant workers in the UAE to show how they cared about people but it was such obvious virtue signalling.

  • @semi-sweet
    @semi-sweet 5 років тому +2364

    "You are not immune to propaganda."
    - Garfield

  • @oblati
    @oblati 5 років тому +397

    The saddest thing for me was that I saw all of the anti-Nike stuff before their video, and I thought we were finally taking a stand against their sweatshops. Then I found out what the protest was really about.

    • @samuelparent-vezina5665
      @samuelparent-vezina5665 5 років тому +28

      / cry in socialist

    • @tomstonemale
      @tomstonemale 5 років тому +23

      Human stupidity is infinite, my friend.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 років тому +1

      Infinite is an understatement

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 5 років тому +6

      @@fulcrum2951 That's not how infinity works, but okay.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 років тому

      @@ChristieBrewster many, too many to list

  • @NrettG
    @NrettG Рік тому +661

    Dude you just made me had the biggest realization that it really is all intentional. I've heard the standard "Brands are not your friend", "Silence, Brand", but no one has ever pointed out that doing fake controversy like gillete or what Pepsi did made them more money. It's quite impressive how many people they get in on the idea of "Hey we believe in this person and think that this other person is garbage".

    • @Not_mynumbness
      @Not_mynumbness Рік тому +5

      I’m truly glad to read this hat you had a great realization by watching this. :)

    • @doctorspook4414
      @doctorspook4414 Рік тому +6

      Gillete's parent company's stock did go down at the time.
      Then remember seeing massively discounted razors at costco and walmart and definitely recovered, but for a time other players got a chunk of the market as well.

    • @tatarchan5212
      @tatarchan5212 Рік тому +3

      Velma... They duped us all

    • @MoolsDogTwoOfficial
      @MoolsDogTwoOfficial 11 місяців тому +6

      Speaking of Pepsi, I remember the controversy with their ad and the whole time I was just thinking "Who the hell is Kendall Jenner."

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 10 місяців тому

      I'm on Year 5 of my soft drink boycott due to Pepsi's adpocalypse, not the Kendal Jenner thing.
      Best thing I ever did for my health.

  • @grimoireweissfan6969
    @grimoireweissfan6969 Рік тому +385

    Time is a flat circle, the sky is blue and this video continues to age like fine wine

    • @raultrashlord4404
      @raultrashlord4404 Рік тому +17

      I lack the constitution for suicide.

    • @fuzzypanda1684
      @fuzzypanda1684 Рік тому

      Really? Anti-woke boycotts are in full swing and companies are losing billions of dollars in sales, market share and share price. This video aged like milk that was bought a week after the expiration date.

    • @midnari
      @midnari Рік тому +6

      Aged like cheese, didn't it? Unfortunately, marketing and economics is a little more complicated than "Free marketing."

    • @nicholasszabo5954
      @nicholasszabo5954 Рік тому +7

      ​@@midnariyes it certainly is. Still, let's not forget that free advertising is one of the greatest tools in business.

    • @WhiskerDooz
      @WhiskerDooz 5 місяців тому

      ​@@raultrashlord4404I got a bad taste in my mouth out here. Aluminum. Ash.... I can smell the psychosphere.

  • @beedubree2550
    @beedubree2550 2 роки тому +572

    i fucking adore people destroying thigs they already bought to try and punish a company in some way. like... you already paid for the item. the company has your money already. destroying it hurts nobody but yourself. i love it so much, it's so stupid

    • @HiBuddyyyyyy
      @HiBuddyyyyyy 2 роки тому +68

      I think it’s a little sad because it’s a waste, but it is hilarious that people didn’t think it through that much.

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 2 роки тому +20

      Yeah you need to destroy their stuff in stores that hasn’t been sold yet

    • @jeffharper9703
      @jeffharper9703 Рік тому +15

      STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH DIOT

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю Рік тому +4

      I remember lots of various cases of ppl burning _bought out_ books (including like 2020-2021 case in Russia. Some too gay stories. And very old lolicon-related case in Japan)
      So, it's actually weaponized, and not only for books. Cool.

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 11 місяців тому +10

      The statement they're trying to make is contradictory because it's not like they received it as a gift from the company.

  • @jazwhoaskedforthis
    @jazwhoaskedforthis 4 роки тому +1055

    “If you use ad blocker you are literally snatching the soy from my savoring mouth” Hbomberguy.
    My favorite quote by you ever, perhaps only second to you yelling at Ben Shapiro about aqua man and real estate.

    • @drago3036
      @drago3036 4 роки тому +31

      Oh, that one is absolutely my favorite! XDDD

    • @trucetruce335
      @trucetruce335 4 роки тому +3

      What video is that from?

    • @drago3036
      @drago3036 4 роки тому +15

      @@trucetruce335 I think it is from the climate denial one XD

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 4 роки тому +1

      @@drago3036 you are correct

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 4 роки тому +3

      @@trucetruce335 ua-cam.com/video/RLqXkYrdmjY/v-deo.html

  • @roythelongestboy3609
    @roythelongestboy3609 5 років тому +2442

    *ahem*
    "Hey fellow gays! It's Pride Month and we totally believe in supporting YOUR rights! That's why we even changed our logo to a rainbow! See how progressive we are? Now you HAVE to buy our products because WE totally support you and DON'T just want your money!!!"

    • @DIGITALGH05T
      @DIGITALGH05T 5 років тому +25

      reminds me of some company making an "lgblt" sandwich

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 5 років тому +94

      I find it hilarious that most of the gay pride merchandise is made in China from Saudi oil, two countries with an awful record on gay rights

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 5 років тому +73

      siddbastard there’s no “you people,” everyone has a different opinion on it. Lgbt people don’t have the same opinions on everything. One person’s corporate pandering could be another’s much-needed representation, it all depends on the individual. We’re just recognizing that large corporations don’t take stands on political issues unless they think it’s profitable.

    • @jayncoclassic
      @jayncoclassic 5 років тому +44

      UA-cam demonetized homosexual references basically silencing all homosexual creators. UA-cam: We love you bitch! Let your freak flag fly

    • @FromMyPerspectPhoto
      @FromMyPerspectPhoto 5 років тому +6

      Funny thing is this. The sooner pride month stops being such a prominent thing to the LBGT comm. AND they stop responding to this obvious pandering by governments and companies alike, the sooner they'll discover which companies legit believe in their cause enough to bend over backwards to satisfy them.
      Which is what they always want, if Twitter and Tumblr are any indication.

  • @tiago9679
    @tiago9679 Рік тому +117

    rewatching after the budlight incident

  • @jabberw0k812
    @jabberw0k812 5 років тому +1794

    "Our products last too long. How can we make them more disposable?"
    "Let's make people hate them so much that they'll pay to destroy them."

    • @Pusher97
      @Pusher97 4 роки тому +63

      You reminded me of the financial trouble GoPro got into because they made their cameras so tough, people didn’t really need to buy more.
      They fall off of cars, planes, get shot, and they just keep on working.

    • @afish1659
      @afish1659 4 роки тому +49

      Pusher _13 “capitalism creates an incentive to make good products”

    • @adriancerny6366
      @adriancerny6366 4 роки тому +19

      @@afish1659 (laughs)

    • @fkjetfox
      @fkjetfox 4 роки тому +4

      @@Pusher97 GoPro should live within their means

    • @psmt1234
      @psmt1234 3 роки тому +15

      @@afish1659 You do realize planned obsolescence is a feature of our world because of capitalism right? like the Soviets didn't make shit that broke because they didn't need to turn a profit. you only make shitty stuff when you need people to keep buying that stuff to make a profit.

  • @Patryc
    @Patryc 3 роки тому +504

    “I love you” this parasocial relationship is really taking off

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 3 роки тому +24

      Eh if you listen to enough positive affirmations videos the word love becomes meaningless and you cycle back into recognizing the lack of genuine connection in it all

    • @dmitrygolubev9398
      @dmitrygolubev9398 3 роки тому +12

      @@lusciouslocks8790 Well, genuine connections are a scam made up by big pharma to make you feel depressed about not having them so that you would buy their anti-depressants.

    • @surelylune
      @surelylune 3 роки тому +7

      @@dmitrygolubev9398 the vaccine causes the ability to feel love

    • @oldstyle5114
      @oldstyle5114 3 роки тому +2

      @@surelylune Unfortunately I'm skeptical about it

    • @surelylune
      @surelylune 3 роки тому +9

      @@oldstyle5114 youre sceptical about LOVE???

  • @damnbro_idc
    @damnbro_idc 5 років тому +3083

    I am fighting capitalism by being too broke to spend money. Ha! Take that corporations

  • @vomerconch9795
    @vomerconch9795 9 місяців тому +35

    i don't think people realise that destroying the item that you bought doesn't really... reverse the purchase?

    • @nellkellino-miller7673
      @nellkellino-miller7673 8 місяців тому +11

      No. It's like when I get angry and punch a hole in my house.... Great. Now my hand hurts, possibly fractured, AND I need to spend time and money to fix it.... But boy did I show that drywall who's boss.

  • @weofparadigm
    @weofparadigm 5 років тому +561

    "Even an ad blocker cant hide you"
    Man what a chilling statement

    • @TheGumiBear
      @TheGumiBear 4 роки тому +4

      I just don't use twitter, and honestly I've barely heard about these things ever before except for in Pewd's Meme Review lol

    • @maggieent3215
      @maggieent3215 4 роки тому +1

      well... there are also billboards

    • @jonnymcjonjon8714
      @jonnymcjonjon8714 4 роки тому +1

      I just have premium that has worked just fine

    • @yegor2
      @yegor2 4 роки тому

      @@maggieent3215 (insert unfunny quarantine joke)

  • @trickygriffongaming3473
    @trickygriffongaming3473 5 років тому +348

    Now everybody comment “Boycott hbomberguy” all over the comment section and twitter to complete the cycle

    • @Luminethereploid
      @Luminethereploid 5 років тому +3

      It's gonna be difficult to set an Hbomber video on fire. What would you recommend for an average outraged white right winger looking to contribute to the marketing effort?

    • @ianury5614
      @ianury5614 5 років тому +17

      @@Luminethereploid You see what you gotta do is download one of his vids to your computer, smartphone or tablet, then have the video playing while you take a hammer to it! Then realize during the act that, "Oh shit, I'm not trying to boycott Samsung, Apple, HP, etc..." loudly say that so that your camera can pick up the audio and try to fix it! That way all the brands win and you "might" get to keep your fancy electronics! :)

    • @jochem_m
      @jochem_m 5 років тому +1

      @@Luminethereploid Burning any soy product will do as a stand in, in a pinch.

    • @daffyphack
      @daffyphack 5 років тому +5

      I am burning my personal hbomberguy, including the hbomberguy I bought just three days ago.

  • @theocean1973
    @theocean1973 5 років тому +754

    As JK Rowling said about people burning her books, and George Harrison said about people burning Beatle records, “they have to buy them before they can burn them.”

    • @GoofRebelMusic
      @GoofRebelMusic 5 років тому +94

      I just realized that with so many people burn-protesting products, there HAS got to be at least one person who didn't have the product but REALLY wanted to make a neat video, so he/she went and bought the product just to burn it. If the number of people that make these vids gets high enough, it is inevitable that this will happen.

    • @coolsenjoyer
      @coolsenjoyer 5 років тому +52

      @@GoofRebelMusic There was at least one case where some Star Wars fanboy was so mad at TLJ that he went and bought bunch of Star Wars action figures just to destroy them. Good for Disney that reactionaries don't know how boycotts work :D

    • @Ixiah27
      @Ixiah27 5 років тому +3

      Yeh...thats 1 in 10000, the other ones dont buy books from JK Wokeling anymore.

    • @mz0g
      @mz0g 5 років тому +1

      however, on the long term, their business is indeed hurt. yes, people will purchase the current products to burn them. but what about the NEXT product released? yeah nobody's gonna buy that.

    • @mickeyg7219
      @mickeyg7219 5 років тому +17

      @@mz0g
      Except that for a politicized products, people that opposed the boycotting party will make up for the loss. Not to mention that it's still a free publicity overall, political context is not universal around the world, some people just see the product and want to buy it. For a big corporation, they have the best of the best marketing analysts working for them, they have strategies that would be counter-intuitive to most people, but it works, most of the time.

  • @RitzStarr
    @RitzStarr 11 місяців тому +85

    Rightwing people buying things to destroy them thinking they're owning something is genuinely amazing

    • @fireandcopper
      @fireandcopper 11 місяців тому +17

      As an alcoholic I'll never forget people shooting beer they already bought

    • @Phantomyre
      @Phantomyre 4 місяці тому

      This is not a right or left wing thing. It's just idiots.

  • @ThreeArrows
    @ThreeArrows 5 років тому +2286

    Oh jolly governor! A new video

    • @NeoShameMan
      @NeoShameMan 5 років тому +2

      United color of Benetton

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 5 років тому +17

      @@NeoShameMan Colour in UK. We are better than others, because of our disintegrating politics.

    • @dresib
      @dresib 5 років тому +2

      I guess Bombey's a Mary Poppins fan, which is nice :)

    • @chris.hartliss
      @chris.hartliss 5 років тому +13

      SJW weirdos UNITE

    • @chris.hartliss
      @chris.hartliss 5 років тому +2

      Except you aren't very weird tbh. Lmao

  • @hermionegardener3796
    @hermionegardener3796 2 роки тому +752

    I'm impressed that cadbury was able to get Phil Collins to do a commercial.

  • @FakieStreams
    @FakieStreams 3 роки тому +3959

    imagine having your dad lose his mind every time some brand does a new ad campaign and burn all the shoes in your house. Sounds like a healthy childhood.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 роки тому +181

      A century ago that would have been viewed as the behavior of a madman

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 3 роки тому +227

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 a century later, all that has changed is that we'd rather say he "has some issues".

    • @PopLadd
      @PopLadd 3 роки тому +184

      Hi, I'm someone who more or less had that childhood.
      Help.

    • @LBrady-nt9sm
      @LBrady-nt9sm 3 роки тому +91

      @Nathan oh my god same! My dad got mad at every one of these commercials, especially the Gillette one. I'm sorry to hear that your life is as fucked up as mine, but at least we're in this together lmao.

    • @andrewtate07508
      @andrewtate07508 3 роки тому +7

      Lets be real they probably dont have kids to speak of

  • @GreyeSkye
    @GreyeSkye 9 місяців тому +550

    Honestly, my favourite part of the Gillette "Short Film" thing was that Gillette made a commercial that basically said, "Men, we can do better," and a whole bunch of men stood up and screamed, "NO THE F*CK WE CAN'T!"

    • @goblinslayer7096
      @goblinslayer7096 7 місяців тому

      You must have been one of the abusive assholes represented in the commercial who needed to do better. Also, grilling is evil now.

    • @RainaThrownAway
      @RainaThrownAway 7 місяців тому +55

      "No we can't and fuck you for implying we need to!"

    • @goblinslayer7096
      @goblinslayer7096 7 місяців тому +14

      @@RainaThrownAway y’all really are going out of your way to not understand why customers react negatively to being called abusive sexist assholes. Also what was that thing with the endless grills and dads with folded arms chanting “boys will be boys” wtf is wrong with grilling?

    • @drakematsen4978
      @drakematsen4978 7 місяців тому +7

      Definitely read that to the tune of "Can we build it?" "Yes we can!"

    • @GreyeSkye
      @GreyeSkye 7 місяців тому +65

      @@goblinslayer7096 With the assumption that you want an honest discussion about this, here is my take:
      I understand why customers would react negatively to being called abusive sexist assholes, but I counter that the company isn't doing that. Rather, the company is calling these *behaviours* sexist and abusive. It may be a small difference, but it is an important one. Namely, that calling *you* a thing implies that it is an indelible part of you which you cannot escape, while calling a *behaviour* a thing equally implies that you can distance yourself from it and improve. In the same way that you must acknowledge a problem before you can fix it, these commercials are calling *out* a problem, not calling *you* a problem ("you" being used here not to directly implicate the person reading this, but simply as a generic second person).
      As for what's wrong with grilling: nothing is wrong with grilling. What is wrong is the legions of men just shrugging their shoulders and letting unchecked violence happen rather than trying to encourage more peaceful conflict resolutions.

  • @Adu767
    @Adu767 2 роки тому +2610

    I wish corporations would stay the fuck out of politics.
    Oh you thought I meant commercials? That would be nice, but I'm talking about the millions they spend bankrolling politicians and lobbying for tax breaks and anti-consumer laws to protect their corporate interests.

    • @psyche_1297
      @psyche_1297 2 роки тому +159

      That would be lovely, but it makes rich people even richer so why would they change it

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys 2 роки тому +136

      corporations do not get into politics. they are political.

    • @lorenzocassaro3054
      @lorenzocassaro3054 2 роки тому

      Like those b*stards of the NRA...

    • @cheddarcheezit2647
      @cheddarcheezit2647 2 роки тому +21

      ​@@sydssolanumsamsys
      that's a damn good point, ty

    • @bee4852
      @bee4852 2 роки тому +9

      Ikr? Like, could a company who sells orange juice stop saying obvious stuff like seismic bad 😭 😭 😭 😭

  • @hmhmhmlol3252
    @hmhmhmlol3252 4 роки тому +674

    Not only could they have not destroyed the products, they could have tried to _return_ them. Which would have _actually_ maybe hurt the brand's sales. But that's far too strategic for these morons.

    • @biscoitom
      @biscoitom 4 роки тому +44

      That would require at least some level of thought. Can't imagine them being able to come up with that.

    • @ouicertes9764
      @ouicertes9764 4 роки тому +70

      The point wasn't to make a statement with the return of the product, but to generate views and clicks with an overdramatic destruction of said product.
      Nobody is going to be clickbaited by "watch me angrily return my product at customer service"

    • @1-Goose-On-The-Loose
      @1-Goose-On-The-Loose 4 роки тому +8

      Emotion doesn’t wait for logic

    • @mayeastrise
      @mayeastrise 4 роки тому +3

      And even returning it won't do much unless the company sells most of its goods directly.

    • @riley8385
      @riley8385 4 роки тому +8

      @Hugh Ropp I get you man, capitalists are evil.

  • @vermis0161
    @vermis0161 5 років тому +222

    That wallpaper makes really make your eyes pop. They just pop right out of the screen. They pop right out of the screen into my heart and mind

    • @deadsam8433
      @deadsam8433 5 років тому +6

      That's so true! It's hypnotic!

    • @phalanxiatheroan863
      @phalanxiatheroan863 5 років тому +14

      Can you give them back, he kinda needs them.

    • @vermis0161
      @vermis0161 5 років тому +5

      never

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 5 років тому +7

      Well it is mostly true I'm pretty sure he alters the colours in his videos when editing. I'm more impressed at how he does the lighting so well he makes them look like little gemstones and- * slaps self out of it *

    • @NoReplyAsset
      @NoReplyAsset 5 років тому +4

      no homo but-- wait, I'm gay, I can admit without hesitating that he has gorgeous eyes!

  • @erikvale3194
    @erikvale3194 8 місяців тому +21

    Watching your hair migrate from your head to your face was indeed something to look forward to.

  • @UpIsNotJump
    @UpIsNotJump 5 років тому +2155

    This video is so amazing, thank you for it.
    I feel smart because many of these are British ads so I get the references

    • @chris.hartliss
      @chris.hartliss 5 років тому +7

      One of the many times I've wanted to be British. Lol

    • @loveless8241
      @loveless8241 5 років тому +15

      As a non-British person, I must inform you, I also get the references lol

    • @mrpalaces
      @mrpalaces 5 років тому +8

      Pleaseee do more collabs

    • @ansrfururactions
      @ansrfururactions 3 роки тому +4

      Why hello upsinotjump.

  • @ariadumler410
    @ariadumler410 3 роки тому +626

    I think the thing that pisses me off most about people destroying things in protest is just how wasteful it is. A goodwill store would love to have your practically brand new Nikes to sell back for 5 bucks to a poor kid trying out for his basketball team

    • @Rockancrime
      @Rockancrime 2 роки тому +106

      Not to mention the fact that because they were likely made in a highly problematic and unethical supply chain you are actually adding to the pain and problems of the planet more generally by being so wasteful of every input that went into making them...

    • @nobodynoone2500
      @nobodynoone2500 2 роки тому +34

      And everyone knows your brand is busted when you start seeing it a lot in thrift shops. Oh no, poor people in Nikes? Better buy some Reeboks instead. Don't wanna look like a poor.

    • @Casocki
      @Casocki Рік тому +16

      I cringed when the Keurigs were implied to have been sent to landfills. I don't know specifics, but I bet that kind of coffeemaker has a lot of recyclable components

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Рік тому

      But that would require having empathy and sympathy for the less fortunate........ and you basically have those parts of your brain lobotomized when you become an alt right conservative drone

  • @springonion8124
    @springonion8124 5 років тому +549

    how passive aggressive is it to send this to my friend about to start an advertising degree?

  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 Рік тому +178

    Coming back to watch this again since right wingers are freaking out over bud-lite supporting lgbtq. I've seen so many cans get dumped out or thrown away, it's hilarious every time.

    • @Phoenix00Knight
      @Phoenix00Knight Рік тому +14

      No its because a grown man shaving his jaw down and dressing up like a 6 year old little girl promiting a drink that adults consume is kiiiiinda off putting.

    • @decrulez
      @decrulez Рік тому +78

      @@Phoenix00Knight Right because sending a crate of custom beer is totally worth getting upset over isn’t it?

    • @Phoenix00Knight
      @Phoenix00Knight Рік тому +1

      @Wandering Soul {Lustful and Wholesome} yes...yes I am Candice Owens. The fuck...

    • @Phoenix00Knight
      @Phoenix00Knight Рік тому +1

      @Wandering Soul {Lustful and Wholesome} well thanks for being a fan! Lmao

    • @Phoenix00Knight
      @Phoenix00Knight Рік тому +1

      @Wandering Soul {Lustful and Wholesome} lol haha ooookay!

  • @PercyNah
    @PercyNah 4 роки тому +4428

    Interesting parallel: earlier this year, during the George Floyd protests, a skate company called Mota came out *against* the protesters. The roller derby community were disgusted; famous skaters unanimously cut sponsorship ties, and skaters who had Mota boots removed or otherwise covered the logo.
    No-one gave them airtime. No-one publicly burned their skates. Those who dropped them as sponsors said why, but spent most of their energy in promoting Black Lives Matter. Mota's biggest customer base was roller derby, which is a pretty tight community, so word travelled fast, and it seems like they've lost a lot of their core sales base (they're now appealing to "patriots" and the Blue Lives Matter crowd, finding them in different skating disciplines). Woke brands sure are about getting that money, but boycotting - when done right - can work.

    • @irdiseddere7752
      @irdiseddere7752 4 роки тому +287

      Good they did the right thing.

    • @neobahumuth6
      @neobahumuth6 4 роки тому +161

      I mean there's a reason why there's the saying of "there's no bad publicity"

    • @stonersiren
      @stonersiren 4 роки тому +25

      as a canadian, there's only 1 good company called mota, and it's not a skate company... 🤓

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 4 роки тому +72

      _Blue_ lives matter? I've never heard of that before.

    • @mjfan653
      @mjfan653 4 роки тому +474

      @@KyrstOak its for smurfs, it was formed shortly after the cameron documentary

  • @QuintonReviews
    @QuintonReviews 5 років тому +2405

    To quote the Rutles:
    "Album sales skyrocketed. People were buying their albums just to burn them."

    • @magickgeminid2944
      @magickgeminid2944 5 років тому +35

      poetic justice

    • @nixkobold
      @nixkobold 5 років тому +73

      The quote goes both ways, after all we live in a society.

    • @cybertronian2005
      @cybertronian2005 5 років тому +5

      haha great reference

    • @majikss
      @majikss 5 років тому +12

      @@nixkobold bottom text

    • @firstlast9812
      @firstlast9812 5 років тому +3

      I hate you @quinton reviews

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 5 років тому +368

    Fun fact.
    One of the people who made a video protesting Gillette opened by talking about how he's had the same razor for several years. Yes, his opening line highlighted how durable their product is. 😂

    • @JerehmiaBoaz
      @JerehmiaBoaz 5 років тому +32

      For all intents and purposes, razors don't get any duller after about a half year of daily use. So if you don't mind going over the same spot 10 times before the hair is gone and don't mind an infection now and then from scratching yourself with a dull and dirty razor, you've made a once in a lifetime investment.

    • @riley8385
      @riley8385 5 років тому +14

      How does that even work? lol My razors last like, one shave and the next one is like trying to remove your beard with sand paper.

    • @JerehmiaBoaz
      @JerehmiaBoaz 5 років тому +13

      @@riley8385 You're supposed to soften and smooth your beard with water and shaving cream/soap so the shaving doesn't damage the razor blade(s) as much.

    • @riley8385
      @riley8385 5 років тому +5

      @trashlove Yeah I know, but I was in the mood for some hyperbole.

    • @Tinblitz
      @Tinblitz 5 років тому +4

      @@riley8385 There's actually a trick to realign the edge on a razor using denim jeans that's been working for me for the past year now.

  • @zackdow361
    @zackdow361 10 місяців тому +56

    Considering the right’s backlash against stuff like Target, Budlight and god knows how much else, this vid has already aged better than fine wine.

    • @zackdow361
      @zackdow361 10 місяців тому +5

      @@cybercop3108 exactly. And yet the left is supposed to be the snow flakes. I’m starting to realize it’s projection on their end.

    • @tyrilius9732
      @tyrilius9732 8 місяців тому +1

      @@zackdow361 always has been

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor 6 місяців тому

      @user-hz6fj9xy4y yeah honestly I’m impressed at how big that whole thing became. If they could put such a divot in a company just for having a person they think is illegal and evil in an advertisement, imagine what they could do when they go up against an actually actively bad and morally evil company like nestle or something

  • @kayleehernandez3724
    @kayleehernandez3724 5 років тому +421

    There was a Toblerone boycott for .5 seconds because Toblerone confirmed that their ingredients were Kosher.
    God I wish I was kidding.

    • @Tuckerscreator
      @Tuckerscreator 5 років тому +73

      Not merely kosher, halal. Which is pretty similar overall, so it wasn't really a big leap either.

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 5 років тому +32

      As much as I'd like to appreciate the stupid, we all know that nothing has ever advertised Toblerones better than Neo Yokio and the show's random as heck plotpoint about Jayden Smith's character getting a girl a giant Toblerone before getting rejected, Toblerone still in-hand.
      "I had a dream where a Toblerone was in trouble and that Toblerone was you!"
      Jayden Smith truly is the greatest advertisement thing ever, lol.

    • @pixelsthered
      @pixelsthered 5 років тому +21

      @@Tuckerscreator Except that if they'd been kosher people woulda been like "yeah sure whatever" since kosher is *normal* to a lot of people, while halal is this strange foreign "barbaric thing".
      But kosher is more strict than halal!

    • @pajander
      @pajander 5 років тому +4

      It's pronounced Toblerone.

    • @micmac274
      @micmac274 5 років тому +4

      @Christopher Stanley Daft people then start talking about Halal Slaughter, because they don't know how milk is made.

  • @withinfinite5104
    @withinfinite5104 5 років тому +598

    "I Love You"
    Whoa. This para-social relationship is heating up.

    • @HereComesPopoBawa
      @HereComesPopoBawa 5 років тому +7

      Does anything ever actually stop when you say "whoa"? It's never worked for me even once. Yet many others say it, so I wonder if my experiences are typical.

    • @gadrill4285
      @gadrill4285 5 років тому +6

      @@HereComesPopoBawa Why do you think saying "whoa" would make things stop?

    • @ExhaustedWombat
      @ExhaustedWombat 5 років тому +6

      Gadrill it is what is said when someone is pulling on the reins to stop a horse. Or, like, when you say “whoa there, guy, don’t go out there” or what have you.

    • @gadrill4285
      @gadrill4285 5 років тому +5

      @@ExhaustedWombat Ah I see where you're coming from. I was confused since the op meant whoa as in 'wow.'

    • @robinstark1047
      @robinstark1047 5 років тому +3

      I write woawh. It’s pretty cewl 🤙

  • @mrwalkway4740
    @mrwalkway4740 5 років тому +194

    Hbomb looks a lot like my old roommate, a really funny and empathetic guy who helped me a lot through my first years of college. Haven’t seen him in a while, cause he’s in another state, but the ending where hbomb tells me to spend my time doing things to improve myself and the people around me was frighteningly touching because of the resemblance

  • @Doctor-Infinite
    @Doctor-Infinite Рік тому +90

    History repeats itself with Bud-light beer right now and i’m disturbed that we are falling for it hook,line, and sinker

    • @Pirateyware
      @Pirateyware Рік тому +20

      Conservatives never change. This video is evergreen.

    • @midnari
      @midnari Рік тому +2

      Hm? I'm sorry, I'm looking at all the beer brands busch had to sell off. What were you guys hinting at?

  • @nitroanvilhead5229
    @nitroanvilhead5229 5 років тому +1706

    now it's june so every company is all rainbowy, ain't that realy nice and genuine?

    • @90daystillnamechange41
      @90daystillnamechange41 5 років тому +117

      hmmmmmmmmmmmm....... real genuine indeed

    • @azazel166
      @azazel166 5 років тому +104

      I hate how these companies are all rainbowy now, so ima record myself smashing my PeeEshFour and EcksBawcks(which I already paid for) with a sledgehammer to teach them a lesson.

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 5 років тому +180

      All Companies during the month of June: 👨‍👨‍👧👩‍👩‍👧❤️🌈🌈🌈🌈
      After June:

    • @Eat_shit--die_mad
      @Eat_shit--die_mad 5 років тому +1

      NO

    • @BaldingClamydia
      @BaldingClamydia 5 років тому +26

      I still enjoy seeing rainbows everywhere

  • @SarahZ
    @SarahZ 5 років тому +596

    Where can I buy an Hbomberguy T-shirt to show everyone how empowered I am??

    • @jackgurney6961
      @jackgurney6961 5 років тому +17

      Love your videos!

    • @ernststravoblofeld
      @ernststravoblofeld 5 років тому +60

      I wish we could all support Hbomb, by buying t-shirts and burning them on vertical videos.

    • @theresadettloff6196
      @theresadettloff6196 5 років тому +2

      eyyyyyy hi! i liked your comment then recognized your channel. nice work btw! :)

    • @Food5Thought
      @Food5Thought 5 років тому +13

      @@ernststravoblofeld We'll cut them up and maybe hurt ourselves doing so too. Some of us can also take pictures of the shirts in our toilets

    • @jimmy-breeze
      @jimmy-breeze 5 років тому +5

      I expected to find you here, love your very similar video on this as well

  • @koalabro6118
    @koalabro6118 2 роки тому +229

    Idk I didn't hate the razor commercial because I disagreed with the message (because I don't disagree with the message) I hated the commercial because it was so obvious that they were just saying it for brownie points.
    "Being a toxic male is bad! We're saying this because this will get us more customers than saying feminism is bad, but rest assured, we'd totally be saying that instead if we got more customers from doing so!"

    • @eternalcanadiandevyt
      @eternalcanadiandevyt Рік тому

      That's.. how capitalism works.
      Corporations will run whatever ads they think will get them the most "brownie points" (aka money). If you don't like it, become a based leftie like me.

  • @tgreaux5027
    @tgreaux5027 Рік тому +171

    If I dont randomly aggressively follow attractive women I see walk by on the street how the heck am I supposed to find my victims?!?!?!?! Does anybody think of the serial killers when Gillette makes these short films?!? No. They don't.

    • @Dragoncraft9
      @Dragoncraft9 Рік тому +28

      just go after men too lmao

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis Рік тому

      Because being creepy and rapey is exactly what every man does, obvs.

    • @NoFlyZone31
      @NoFlyZone31 11 місяців тому +9

      @@Dragoncraft9Yeah but they’re too strong and might be able to fight back.

  • @alexkehoepwj
    @alexkehoepwj 2 роки тому +841

    Love the fact that Nike was boycott for supporting a Civil rights activist, but not for the cruel working conditions and slave wages

    • @sidneydavidson993
      @sidneydavidson993 Рік тому +31

      Cuz that's the cost of doing business, baby!!!🎉🎉

    • @MrRyanlennie2005
      @MrRyanlennie2005 Рік тому +7

      That’s a funny way of spelling washed up has been footballer.

    • @kiwo579
      @kiwo579 Рік тому +31

      ⁠@@MrRyanlennie2005im a 9ers fan and i gotta say they are not the best team, but like is civil rights and not being beaten like a dog in the street bad?

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 11 місяців тому +10

      @@MrRyanlennie2005 What does that have to do with the civil rights activism?

    • @matcha6710
      @matcha6710 11 місяців тому

      ​@@SiphonRayzarit doesn't, his comments are nothing but bullshit

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 5 років тому +741

    “Multiply that by the millions, Nike”, he says about the socks he already gave Nike money for

    • @rowanmcclantoc5418
      @rowanmcclantoc5418 5 років тому +44

      ... and merely defaced rather than get rid of!

    • @MrNettoon
      @MrNettoon 5 років тому +32

      Yes. Millions of Sales.

    • @Kawamura2
      @Kawamura2 5 років тому +72

      I had heard, though I am not sure how much stock to put into it, that people were actually buying Nikes for the express purpose of burning them. If that is true, I fear for our species.

    • @gunkwizardry
      @gunkwizardry 5 років тому +5

      is your.......pfp.......homestuck

    • @mrmolo70
      @mrmolo70 5 років тому +32

      @@Kawamura2 Well the stupid kid in the video said he bought his only three days ago before burning them, so it's safe to say that yeah, people were probably buying shoes to burn them for Twitter attention.
      Donald Trump is president, global warming will in all likelihood extinguish the human race because we're too stupid to agree it's a problem, and people are buying shoes to burn them. If there's a god, he seriously fucked up.

  • @xTheRainFallsx
    @xTheRainFallsx 5 років тому +143

    this is a pretty weird night in the woods review but go off i guess

  • @AngelOfRuko
    @AngelOfRuko 11 місяців тому +15

    I really like that message at the end - try to ignore the noise of intentionally egregious and shock-value advertising, and invest your energy on yourself and the things/people you love. It's hard to make big waves as an individual person, but being strong in your own self and building up the community directly around you makes a difference.
    Thanks for all the entertainment HBomb - I've been binging your channel since the two most recent videos. All your effort is appreciated :^)

  • @FiiZzioN
    @FiiZzioN 5 років тому +312

    Burning "A pair of shoes I just bought three days ago" to show Nike instead of just returning them... Yeah, that'll show them!

    • @xeronimo1586
      @xeronimo1586 5 років тому +52

      Anon Ymous - @15:30

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 5 років тому +3

      @@meowcules I think they think the symbolism outweighs the reality. They don't even represent a fraction of the people who didn't like the ad.

    • @TackyRackyComixNEO
      @TackyRackyComixNEO 5 років тому +10

      @@KeybladeMasterAndy idk from what I've seen, people who don't like the ad for the most part really are that dense and ignorant

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 5 років тому +12

      It makes me think companies should infiltrate Right Wing spaces and coax them to buy _"BaSeD and ReD pIlLeD"_ stuff then trigger them and tell them to buy then burn their stuff on Twitter....so more people also buy their stuff.
      It's a triple win. I thought of this inception shit on my own, can I have a job now? I know graphic design too so like gimme.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 років тому +2

      @@ThexDynastxQueen give this lad a promotion

  • @EckhartsLadder
    @EckhartsLadder 5 років тому +341

    I don't know how to feel about the burger section.

    • @isaacthesharkwolf9038
      @isaacthesharkwolf9038 5 років тому +13

      didn't expect you here, still though, what's wrong with pineapple on burgers

    • @rhael42
      @rhael42 5 років тому +1

      I didn't expect to see you in these comments.. Is the battle animation done yet? /s

    • @SanguineThor
      @SanguineThor 5 років тому +4

      @@isaacthesharkwolf9038 its a big kahuna burger!

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 5 років тому

      hungry?

    • @nosprings82
      @nosprings82 5 років тому +4

      Anyone remember the McDonald's "I'd hit it" slogan?

  • @g3n3ric_gam3r
    @g3n3ric_gam3r 3 роки тому +5489

    Man I love when brands say that maybe racism is bad, or maybe LGBTQ+ people should be treated with a shread of human decency. They are truly brave for doing so.

    • @acekabogen
      @acekabogen 2 роки тому +30

      Hey, friend 👋
      I know this was a comment from months ago, but I wanted to make a quick note as I scroll by. As an LGBT person, I just wanna mention that the "Q+" or "QIA+" at the end are not actually more inclusive, but simply redundant. There's no harm in the Q+, however, it is only necessary to include the Q for events or groups where it can mean "questioning" thus not outing an individual by them going to it. Same applies to adding the letter A for Ally. "I" refers to intersex, which can be reductionary to their own experiences, as that group is not inherently part of the LGBT community, and only are if they are trans (aka they do not identify as the gender applied to them at birth)(not that you used an I anyhow).
      Ultimately, all groups that should be under the acronym are subgroups of those four listed in the original acronym.
      Didn't mean to rant like crazy, and you obviously didn't do anything wrong, just something that's on my mind a lot. Apologies and happy holidays ✌️

    • @arnoldioio
      @arnoldioio 2 роки тому +496

      @@acekabogen what.

    • @Master_Conner
      @Master_Conner 2 роки тому +589

      @@acekabogen Actually I am pretty sure that the a refers to asexuals, aromantics, and agenders, not allies.

    • @xemhai4899
      @xemhai4899 2 роки тому +6

      @@acekabogen There is LGBT nothing else stfu.

    • @ButterflyScarlet
      @ButterflyScarlet 2 роки тому +28

      @@xemhai4899 it's LGBTQ+ sir clown, or just queer. It's been like that for years, please pretend you've at least made eye contact with a gender and queer studies textbook before coming online to sound like a weird exclusionist

  • @PKMNgamer99
    @PKMNgamer99 Рік тому +775

    I remember not liking the Gillette ad because I was viciously against being told I was a man who needed to learn this stuff
    turns out I just wasn’t a man lmao

    • @chaocolide
      @chaocolide Рік тому

      so. you are trans.

    • @flarflecakes
      @flarflecakes Рік тому +88

      POG!

    • @tivaspotato
      @tivaspotato Рік тому +84

      Based!

    • @claire156
      @claire156 Рік тому +40

      Same, and now I realize my face razor and body razor are both Gillette. They really played the long game.

    • @fuzzypanda1684
      @fuzzypanda1684 Рік тому +12

      @@claire156 Sounds like you were just duped. I'd used Gillette products for years but after their woke ad, I used up the remaining blades I had, then threw the handle away and bought a different one. Haven't bought a Gillette product since.

  • @communityEsc
    @communityEsc 4 роки тому +810

    “Silence, brand,” The video.

    • @communityEsc
      @communityEsc 4 роки тому +22

      I enjoy this analysis.

    • @disfuncionexe
      @disfuncionexe 3 роки тому +7

      SILENCE BRAND i do not which to be exploited anymore... i just want to be happy

    • @volition1312
      @volition1312 2 роки тому

      but ironically, it has a sponsorship from a brand in it. 🤔

  • @RGear
    @RGear 2 роки тому +321

    i love the actual child in braces burning a thousand dollars in shoes that his parents definitely paid for

    • @sidneydavidson993
      @sidneydavidson993 Рік тому +21

      To be fair, if he's doing this, it's likely his parents agree.

  • @JamesTullos
    @JamesTullos 5 років тому +234

    In my hometown a store owner decided he would stop selling Nike products after the Kaepernick commercial. Now he's going out of business. Only tangentially related but I still think it's funny.

    • @themadmystic1688
      @themadmystic1688 5 років тому +27

      It is. Hearing about this improved my night.

    • @jdprettynails
      @jdprettynails 5 років тому +15

      This made me smile.

    • @ravedubin4655
      @ravedubin4655 5 років тому +22

      He could have just gave away the Nike things he had in stock.

    • @donnylurch4207
      @donnylurch4207 5 років тому +46

      @@ravedubin4655 Giving your Keurig and Nikes to the less fortunate only passes on the SJW taint. You have to destroy perfectly good products to show you won't stand for this insolence!

    • @user-ny1wo1vp9r
      @user-ny1wo1vp9r 5 років тому +4

      I love your channel!