SOY BOYS: A MEASURED RESPONSE
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- Опубліковано 18 тра 2024
- Soy's destroying men. Please don't do any research and also buy my pills (note: contains soy)
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Analysis of 32 studies into soy protein effects on men's hormones (including testosterone) - www.fertstert.org/article/S001...
Later additional analysis, including reference to the above analysis - www.fertstert.org/article/S001...
The study of soy isoflavones in relation to sperm counts (which, by the way, the above article also brings up and dismisses, because scientists pay more attention to this than idiot reactionaries trying to prove what they already want to believe is true) - www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti...
Source for WHO healthy sperm concentration -
academic.oup.com/humupd/artic...
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ContraPoints I take two capsules of *brain force plus*
i;m thinking about thos beans
ContraPoints I just got done watching your AGP video lol
OMG NATALIE IN THE WILD!!!
Contra is Ray Blanchard a soyboy
I'm a trans girl and when I heard soy feminized people, I went slightly bonkers and ate like 5 kilos of soy beans and drank about 1 carton of soy Milk. Conclusion: real real REAL bad tummy ache and didn't leave the bathroom for about 8 hours
Godspeed sister
o7
Damn, hope you're fine now.
o7 I gotta be honest ive considered things like this for like a few minutes
"Soy totally feminizes people" and you were like "promise?"
@@kaboon3489 I am just had to get my guts checked up, make sure I didn't turn them inside out or something like that. Thanks for worrying tho :)
You're telling me I can't substitute HRT with beans? Disappointing.
smh :(((
My heart is broken about this…
The medical industry wins again
:(
You're telling me rope can hold all that mass?
This is extra funny to me because I’m Chinese and these people never even think about the fact that there are cultures that base their entire diet on soy products.
They don’t think about facts in general
No no, they think about it a lot. But hear me out for a second, they are racists. They don't care about that because they already think Asian people are worst in some way and therefore see it as a consequence of soy. It's not that they don't think, it's that they are bad at thinking because the knowledge of the world they base their worldviews around is stupid to begin with
@@bigmanrobert3610 also horses can fly. What, I thought we were just making stuff up here
@@twojointsjay7330 You're making shit up, horses don't exist at all.
@@twojointsjay7330a very obvious lie because everyone knows what a horse is
"Gender Communist"
Mom said it's my turn to use the gender
@Disney is the Devil this is really good comedy man, thanks for the laugh
@Disney is the Devil ok boomer
@Disney is the Devil Lol sure big boy conservative
@Disney is the Devil Ohno, Im a big ALPHA that believes in BETAS because the BETAS ate a bean that I don't like. I'm so MANLY that I'm scared of 1 (one) bean that hasn't been proven to affect testosterone levels. I. Am. Afraid. Of. A. BEAN. This bean is terrorizing my life, keeping my family captive. Please send help. The bean has a gun.
@Disney is the Devil Please, could you use something like "beta cuck snowflake" in your next post ? I need this to complete my "right wing braindead guy bingo".
Soycialism - claim the beans of production!
Cultural marxisoysm
Anarcho-Soyism
we need our daily bean intake in a soycialist society
ALL YOUR BEANS ARE BELONG TO US
SOY-UZ NERUSHIMIYY
i can never take “alpha” guys/accounts seriously because as a person who writes and consumes fan fiction, the only thing the words “alpha” and “beta” bring to mind is omegaverse fanfic
So called heterosexual "alpha males" when they smell the pheromones of a beta in heat:
Side note I hope you got a kick out of this comment because writing it took at least three years off my life
@@thetaaaasmh if you truly knew omegaverse lore you'd know it's omegas going into heat, not betas 🙄 /s
I hate both alpha guys and omegaverse for completely different reasons, but I respect fanfic writers infinitely more.
@@benjaminharmon6541that’s completely understandable, i also have a strong dislike of omegaverse, but know way more than i’d like because of memes
Me too, but my mind just remember video game stuff
Alpha/Beta? I think of a game in early development, Sigma? The (once scary, but then laughable) villain from MegaMan X, Omega? The hilarious robot from Sonic Heroes...
And so on, these names are just funny codes to me
This is a five year old video but there is an important topic to be added to this discussion. The original idea that Soy feminizes men comes from White Supremacist beliefs in the 1800's that claimed men from East Asia were more "Feminine" than white men. The view of East Asian men led men in academic institutions to link it to the soy that was a large part of the diet in those cultures, similar to how they used the shape of skulls to "prove" that Black Men were less intelligent than White Men.
Holy crap. That is both interesting and sad. But yeah a lot of gender stereotypes have ties to racism.
For those white supremacists behind that myth, Asian dudes would be more masculine than them because the white supremacists are a bunch of pussies.
Source?
BOOST REPLY REAL
@@davidmiller9485 "my TV screen told me so"
I’m a woman and the past 5 years I’ve been working at a sushi restaurant. I eat tons of tofu, I literally drink soy sauce like it’s water and I bathe in miso soup. A year ago I grew a third breast and as of today I’m the proud owner of 2 vaginas.
Your use of words is so poetic you should write a book.
Oh my god I was drinking water and you almost made me spit it out. Hilarious
This is great news for the male to female transgender community! No more need for hormones or surgery, just drown yourself in a tide of soy and vaginas will appear!
@@NihilisticRealism No. Revolutionary. Vaginas for all. This is the future. Thank you, beans.
Niiice
"telling the truth that's too hot to handle" is gonna be my response when my professor asks me why none of the sources i used are peer-reviewed
Professor: Sandra, you better have a good excuse as to why you haven't even started your final year project with only a week left before the deadline.
Sandra: I did finish it. My dog ate it.
Professor: ....
Sandra: I'm just telling the truth that's too hot to handle!!!
*sensible chuckle*
Urza26 dogs eating finals projects ? Hot af if you ask me 😏💀
The toasty truth, thats too luke warm to handle....
Lmao
And then claim they are censoring you and make a really poor youtube video about it, when they inevitably mark you an F
the homoeroticism of being so collectively afraid of women that you can't touch anything that says estrogen regardless of it's chemical makeup (makeup! D:) or observed behavior in men
@@mythicalmeanderings_"regardless of its chemical nature"_ - at least try to keep up.
it was an obvious joke. It's making fun of men who are so deep in their """"manliness""" that they refuse to even eat something that has plant estrogen in it.@@mythicalmeanderings
@@mythicalmeanderingsironic you wrote this out without realizing how poorly formed of a sentence it is
@@mythicalmeanderings aside from loose cultural connotations, what genuine biological proof is there that femininity and masculinity are the natural order for females and males (respectively)?
@@mythicalmeanderings
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Man this bodybuilder would hate to see what we've done to corn, tomatoes, bananas, grapes, and _idly flips though the pages of an agricultural history book..._
Ruby red grapefruit and the hearty peppermint we have today were made with something called atomic gardening as well.
I've even indulged in a durian or two meself
Not just every single plant but also every single animal product you have ever eaten has already been genetically modified over the course of thousands of years.
Or watermelons.
@@tandemdwarf745 God forbid he owns a dog
So you're telling me that eating a fuckton of tofu won't make me an UltraFemme goddess and transcend material reality?
let us know how it goes
@@loturzelrestaurant are you okay, dude?
God of beans, give me tids or give me death
@@loturzelrestaurant 96000 likes, your point is null and void since numbers make it indisputable, right?
Reality is often disappointing......
Love that these dudes won't eat soy because it has phytoestrogens, yet they'll eat dairy.... which has actual estrogen...
Ruby Parker and high levels of estrogen at that
Irony sure is a bitch, ain't it?
This could explain these pseudoscience loving far right losers obsession with milk then.
@@dt9860 Pretty unreliable source there buddy. Mind explaining how not having estrogen changes body function more than having estrogen?
Soyboy much?
I eat a criminally low amount of veg, I'd think my diet has zero soy based products and I've got to tell you, my man tits are still unfortunately voluptuous
Right? Same.
Are you into drinking a lot of beer by any chance?
@@MrChitakifsy guilty as charged
@@ItsSpecialHands And right there is your estrogen filled answer :D
@@MrChitakifsy I honestly had no idea that beer was a source of it!
Can we all also agree that shrieking about soy is the adult version of “girls are gross and have cooties”? The whole concept that anything feminine is bad is peak misogyny.
😂😂😂😂😂
So true. They don't even hide their misogyny.
tbf girls are pretty gross and do have cooties.
Bad take. If it were true, that soy did increase estrogen, there would be plenty of reasons for men to avoid it. Just like how there are reasons many women would not want to take testosterone supplements.
@@sheeshert good thing it isn't true, then. So, OP's point still stands.
If gender communists exist then what's a gender capitalist? How do we get in on the market?
Before Gender capitalist exist, there is only one bathroom, now theres two, like wot?
I'll give you five bucks for your gender
gender competition promotes innovation and lower prices
@@pancakeofdestiny You drive a hard bargain. I'll sell it for $3 and no more
@@charlieharper4237
I will take it from you both for free in the name of God, I am a gender theocrat now!
"I believe that's code for not peer-reviewed" was wonderful, I cried
You are literally irrational. Like, literally, in every sense of the word, you are objectively not rational. Literally one of the parts of my job is to teach teenagers proof that you're irrational. Maybe step out of this one, root 2.
@@pbmltd9023 The joke is that the square root of two is an irrational number: it can't be expressed as a fraction.
@@squarerootof2 You are scared of a bean. Pipe down.
*touches the ground * "what the hell happened here?"
@@pastelguts6182 lmao I had the same reaction to this thread 😂
I had always figured one of the reasons people assumed soy to be feminizing because of the toxic masculine hatred towards vegetarians, but I suppose that is just one of them
yeah, that and the racism towards the east which has historically been the biggest producer of soy
@@pelican7235precisely
'Soy is genetically modified.'
Wait until this guy hears about what we did to corn.
Wait until this guy hears about what we did to rice.
Wait until this guy hears about what we did to any fruit ever.
Wait until this guy- ANYTHING THAT HAS EVER BEEN FARMED EVER IS GENETICALLY MODIFIED.
Wait until he eats “leafy greens” that are actually just a bunch of modified mustard plants.
@@nobleradical2158 wait til bro hears about _Brassica oleracea_
Wait until he hears about potatoes.
“Since the invention of agriculture we have been selectively breeding plants to overcome their evolved defenses. Berry bushes were bred for reduced spininess and the berries for reduced toxin concentrations. The history of potato domestication, as described in Johns’s book, is especially instructive. Most wild species of potato are highly toxic, as you might expect, given that they are an otherwise unprotected, concentrated source of nourishment. Potatoes are from the same plant family as deadly nightshade and contain harmful amounts of the highly toxic chemicals solanidine and tomatidine. Up to 15 percent of their protein is designed to block enzymes that digest proteins. Still, a few wild species can be eaten in limited quantity, and edibility can be increased by freezing, leaching out the toxins, and cooking. We enjoy thoroughly edible potatoes today thanks mainly to many centuries of selective breeding by native farmers in the Andes.
Concerns about pesticides have recently spurred programs to breed plants that are naturally resistant to insects. This protection is provided, of course, by increased levels of natural toxins. A new variety of disease-resistant potato was recently introduced that did not need pesticide protection, but it had to be withdrawn from the market when it was found to make people ill. Sure enough, the symptoms were caused by the same natural toxins the Andean farmers had spent centuries breeding out. An evolutionary view suggests that new breeds of disease-resistant plants should be treated as cautiously as artificial pesticides are.”
- Why We Get Sick: The New Science of Darwinian Medicine
Wait until this guy learns that not all carrots are or were orange.
Nobody mention what's been done to the most widely farmed animal protein that exists (chicken). Musclebros luuuurve their low-fat protein, wouldn't want to make anyone feel weird about eating it...
Trans women level 10: hormone replacement therapy
Trans women level 10000: B E A N S
If only it was that easy
Have you noticed? Silly meaningless SHORT replies always get lots of likes?
They've got to be short for slow moving minds.
Are you sure that your name is Witt?
Ah..2 letters T. That makes it OK.
in short: funny comment make dopamine receptors go brrrr
Damnit, beans always get me lmao 💀💀💀
@@MauriatOttolink you literally are complaining about a funny comedy joke about Trans Women. Go the fuck outside bro.
"Soy is freakish and unnatural"
so is that spray tan
IKR? So is medicine and electric light. And UA-cam. You know what's natural? SHARKS
@@luizag123 I take two capsules of all natural apple-based cyanide every morning.
@Disney is the Devil Im sorry what. Do you know what science is? Were you taught basic biology?
@Disney is the Devil So basically the point you're getting at is that men with low testosterone are bad because you think they're like women and you don't like women?
@@casssaph2287 Lemme get some popcorn, this is gonna be a good one.
"Blasting sperm like Zeus from Mt Olympus." is my quote of week.
It's my autobiography title.
If you have a passing knowledge of Greek mythology you'll know it's a pretty accurate description of Zeus too.
Sperminating the countryside
Sperminating the peasants
@@igor_kossovMurder of the Universe but instead of puke it is semen
>has quotes of the week
>doesn't want to be called soyboy
Checked
I like to watch hbomberguy's videos in reverse, watching him slowly grow his hair longer and longer
Bombjamin Buttonguy
this is so real though! I’m here from the plagiarism vid
I don't know why so many people concern themselves with estrogen and testosterone levels. They should be really concerned about how out of whack everyone is with the four humours in this century. I had myself tested by my local Apothecary and he said my choleric levels were way below what they should be. Bloodletting and blistering saved my life.
I love this.
“Well?! You won’t bleed him, you won’t cup him, you won’t divine his humors; for all you charlatans know, this poor man is both phlegmatic and bilious!”
You would think that, you low hemo bile boy
@@cediviannareeda4305 I'll have you know that I worked very hard to get my bile levels to their optimal peak.
I mean, do you even leech, bro. *flex*
amazing
‘soy is giving you too much estrogen’
Trans women: S T O N K S
Literally when they were talking about it lead to me realizing I'm trans. No joke.
... drink more beer, it actually helps more
you have to mix soy milk and regular cow milk. because soy milk is not mamalian. we are mamals not plants and soy is plant based. so yeah. youll get more estrogen if you mix the two. but drink coffee after because the cow milk might add to your height
@@tap5263 lucky you to only have to eat soy based foods to start your transition :-D unless you're a leftist of course, it only works on right wingers, which is why they are afraid of it :-/
@ guess I'm a fascist now
I remember being 17 and being subscribed to Sargon of Akkad and Paul Joseph Watson and Milo Yiannopoulos and Gavin McInnes. I am so goddamn glad I jumped off that train when I did.
You did good to escape that toxic pit.
McInnes is entertaining but subscribing to PJW should be a punishable offense
Isn't Sargon of Akkad a Mesopotamian king?
@@tosokk yeah but he is more well known for some white guy who hates anyone not white and hold far right views
@@tosokk Yeah, but they're talking about the far right youtuber who used the same name for the LARP points
The guy saying "go get your chocolates and wine, and cry in the bathtub" baffles me, minus the crying part, that sounds like a great night in
Crying feels good
@@MsZsc who you gonna call?
Is it bad that prscutto or however you spell it is more of a comfort food for me that fucking chocolate, i think I'll push out my first kidney stone at age 20 or so
"lol youre a woman" but no spine to actually say it i love insults like that
@@lambsauce5312
Don't even know what that is and I can tell you, no, that's not a bad thing. Chocolate is mid -- at best.
You know what actually contains something similar to estrogens and makes man boobs grow?
Beer.
L M F A O O O
Also milk! Which “Alphas” love I’m sure, has mammalian estrogen in it which indeed does affect hormone levels.
Elder One lol 😂 ok buddy
Elder One I survived a bullet to the head therefore bullets to the head aren’t deadly!
Beer makes me sick, but I noticed that the more beer my macho friends drink, the more open they become to making out with another guy. Some machos require more beer than others but sooner or later the inhibitions vanish. I thought it was alcohol but I guess it`s the estrogen.
so drinking 6 glasses of soy milk a day won't turn me into a pretty femboy? dammit...
it’s okay, you can apply for a job at my Femboy Hooters
natalie Take me down to the Femboy hooter ...
I need some femboy juice right about now
@@plasticfrog4533 where the girls are pretty and the boys are cuter...
@@andrewbagger OH WON'T YOU PLEASE, TAKE ME HOME!
Why are youtube conservatives in this comments section commenting "Soy Boy" as if the phrase hasn't been dead for years
@@llawliet5211not even the past tho rlly, more like an alternate reality where their ideologies are the norm. Too many of their beliefs contradict the practices of the times they want to “go back to” for it to be a feasible solution.
This video is from years ago dipshit
Seriously, even conservatives don’t use the phrase anymore.
@@undercookedtoast1479 this has always been the conservative agenda the past was way fucking worse for everyone interms of social mobility and just general workers rights and treatment but the conservatives will fucking AO3 their way into “the past is great”
Who cares, soyboy?
what's funny is that none of this would be a concern if men being feminine wasn't seen as bad :')
and that wouldnt be a problem if femininity in general wasnt looked down on
ah yes.What could be bad about man not being manly🤔
@@thestig7603 literally nothing whatsoever
@CaptainPrincess Girly boys win wars and run into burning buildings do they?
Gtfoh
@@thestig7603 Because something being ‘manly’ is mostly based on societal constructs and has no effect on wether that person is a good or bad person
I paused at exactly 10:00 and the commentor legitimately wrote "I'm fairly sure also the only heterosexual out of all of them is the asian dude which explains why he has the highest level testosterone."
Eugene (The asian guy in question) is gay, he has a husband, and everyone else in the group is straight with wives. This cracked me up
Oh my god. You're right. I hope that's not a joke bc that's genuinely hilarious clownery
Holy FUDGE!
XD
holy shit lmfao
Literally the tastiest irony I’ve ever seen
Nothing manlier than being a man married to another man
"Lets put soy in our food" ~Karl Marx
Karl Marx was a commulist.
Socialism? Soycialism? Omg soy is a socialist plan omggggggg reeeeeeeee
"eating soy makes you a communist. the more soy you eat, the more communister it is." - Camel Manx
"Higher the soy sales, nearer the apocalypse"
~Karal Marks
Ha yes,Karl Marx,CEO of Gombunisam Inc.
Just imagine achieving hormonal changes by simply eating certain foods. Sounds like heaven
Well, there used to be a guide floating around for stuff to eat and drink if you're unable to get actual proper hormones, back in the early '00s. They were supposed to help a bit, as in be better than nothing. They weren't supposed to be as effective as actual hormones. Allegedly eating cooked animal ovaries were also supposed to help, which makes sense if cooking doesn't damage the hormones. I was interested because I had been bullied for being "too manly" for a girl. I never got around to trying the stuff on account of being too poor, and having been shamed by my parents too much to consider birth control hormones an option even though I wouldn't be taking them for having any sex.
the problem is sadly that (for afab ppl at least) the body turns extra testosterone into estrogene from what i remember
@@thj_5046 if that was true hrt wouldn't work for trans masculine people.
Since that is literally just taking extra testosterone as an injection or a gel.
@@brook_angel man idk dude but i believe it doesnt just work with food. i did a shit ton of research on that like 2 years ago i donz remember it well no more. might be very possibly wrong tho. no hard feelings bro
@@brook_angel omg youre german. matching fr fr🫡🫡
It's crazy that people think they're more in danger of hormonal imbalance from drinking soy milk than drinking a pregnant mother cows' milk that's meant for her baby, which has ACTUAL mammalian estrogen. Beer has more phytoestrogens than soy, but as we know, phytoestrogens don't affect us like that, but if we're to claim it does, then beer is the least manly thing you could drink.
Why are male sheep today so weak and unmanly?
The Alienated TV fucking soy sheep betas
The Alienated TV maybe because what you call masculinity is a weak and toxic handicap. =\
Because there sheepishly
The soysheep virtue signalling cultural marxists betas are coming for us!
Lack of adequate father figures caused by breakdowns in the convention of marriage that led to the rise of single motherhood. This, combined with female empowerment and bad educational theory that treats young boys as defective girls and suppresses any kind of masculinity or masculine culture as "toxic"
I'm from a country where soy isn't really used in cooking or foods. It's virtually inexistent in our cuisine. Yet I still have supple man boobs and ample leftist views. Curious.
not something to be proud if
@@highvisibilityraincoat Proud if? Here, sir. You seem to have dropped the rest of your sentence.
@@GrainneMhaol it's clearly just a typo. I is next to O and I type at about 100WPM. should I proof-read my comments professor grainne?
@@highvisibilityraincoat Good idea. Maybe you should think about occasionally using capital letters.
@@GrainneMhaol nah thats capitalist we dont use capital letters
Just imagine if that molecule would have been called phyto-testosteron.
You're right but I love soy and I don't wanna fight gym bros for my tofu
Other stereotypical hipster vegan leftist foods like avocado, quinoa and kale actually are good for testosterone and fight estrogen.
I've never understood why some men even care about their sperm count - that's like me bragging about how many eggs I have
Because they’re obsessed with the idea of “breeding” as much women as possible and yet have no plans to actually raise any children they produce
Because their entire belief system revolves around the twin ideas of Objective Truth and Permanent Competition. They believe that there is exactly one correct way to live, and the only way to find that correct way is to constantly compare yourself to everyone else, in every way you can think of, and whomever comes out on top must be the Most Correct. Everything that cannot be reduced to a numerical score is irrelevant. Anyone who tries to claim that certain things are incomparable or that the rating system is flawed is dismissed as a Cope. It's completely irrational, but rationality is not the point. The point is to keep people engaged in a cycle of inadequacy and superiority, so men can point to these numbers as evidence for how much better they are than everyone else, while enforcing a submissive attitude towards men who can claim a higher score than them on whatever arbitrary standard they care about that week. "You're better than all those limp-wristed plebs and normies, but you'll never be good *enough* unless you do what I tell you and live the way I want to to live."
@@Narokkurai what a sad and exhausting way to live
Sperm count and sperm motility both directly impact male fertility.
@@Ornithopter470 Which is something you're only going to care about once or maybe twice in your life. So long as fertility is some non-zero number, I don't really see the problem. We have so much medical technology dedicated to having kids that there's really no reason to be so worried about something like sperm count.
Good news trans women!! No need to pay for HRT, just pop down to your local Burger King and grab a vegan burger
DIY HRT: bubrgr edition 🤤
hell yeah!
I'd rather take my years of shots and voice training than have to stomach a simgle one of those "things"
@@pheonixwrong1431 they aren't that bad they're certainly better than a regular whopper
The estrogen whopper
I didn't even know being a "gender communist" was an option I could select from. Let's do that!
Sounds pretty based tbh
Maybe gender is really is 100+
There is no ethical consumption under gender capitalism, the bourgeoisie is keeping all the genders to themselves, the damn pigs
I think it's the same ad regular communism, but focused more on gender liberation, than intersectional liberation.
@@Tp_hedgelinghog cultural marxism o_0?
My favourite pastime is looking at the newest comments on this video and seeing loads of comments from either children or right wing big thinkers calling Hbomb a soyboy without watching even a picosecond of the video itself
soyboy
Same, I love seeing Whatanob's occult followers leaving negative comments just to make themselves feel better
@andrewdinatale8207 You've commented a lot on hbomb vids... like an unhealthy amount. It seems like... you have a crush on him
I'm NEVER going to willingly put SOY in my body! 😤
Not because of the whole soy-boy thing. That's dumb and pseudo science...
I'm just allergic to soy. ┐('～`;)┌
OK, soyboy
Hot tip, to paraphrase Dara O'brien, if someone calls themselves a "nutritionist" take whatever advice they give you with the biggest grain of salt... There's a reason why they use the title "Nutritionist" instead of the legally protected title "Dietician" because a dietician not only has to earn their title, they can't be self-proclaimed, but also dieticians actually have to present credible evidence and sources to support their claims. It's like the difference between a "Fiduciary" and "Financial Advisor" or a "Dentist" and a "Toothiologist".
Don't you mean the smallest grain of salt
@@Somebodyelse141 You're not a nutritionist! stop telling me about how much salt I should take with my dietician's advice!
I just ask my favourite scienticians wether or not I can safely eat something, no need to worry about a nutritionist.
@@pessimisticvideographer5039 I ask my local Scientologists, and they usually also help me out with my thetans while I'm there. It's like a little mid morning tune-up!
That is, almost word for word, a Dara O'brien bit. Absolutely bang on though
I think "soy boys" would be an endearing term for farm boys in my conservative state of Indiana, considering half the state is covered in soy bean fields.
I'd watch that reality show.
"I'm Ricky Pete" *cuts to him wrangling a gator* "That's my brother Big Jim" *cuts to him driving a combine harvester* "And his son, Jimmy" *cuts to them celebrating* "And we're the soyboys" *plays heavy metal banjo theme*
It is such a cute term, it’s really too bad it was invented by such awful ppl
@@SammyBirdTheGreat a cute term xD lmfao wtf haha how do you mean?
Peter Prime ...there are no gators in Indiana... just like Africa doesn’t have tigers
@@quaesitorrabullione3433 The gators are now starting to take over America, that's the real immigration crisis.
I remember when I was a kid I begged my mom to buy soy milk instead of whole milk cause I thought it would turn me into a girl
I mean that’s a pretty straightforward way of finding that out ig
So you were mentally ill as a child, and your abhorrent mother didn't realize?
Sad. Good thing is that there's still good people who produce rope for you, so you can add to the statistic.
Something’s not right. I drink five gallons of pure SOY but I have yet to women. How fix?
Continue sister
If your body is sufficiently scared of you and what you will do to it it will just woman you eventually
Rule by fear
Video or didn't happen.
Hmm, probably being blocked by internal misogyny. Need more soy
I feel like when they said "go cry in the bathtub with chocolates and wine" they were at least subconsciously thinking of ContraPoints skits.
@@TheSpaceOctopus nah they're the same boners they get while looking for futanari porn
wine is ghey
**with milk and more MILK*
@@no-man_baugh ....poured on the face while a soprano sings an aria.
*T R Y T H E W I N E*
YOUR
ENTIRE
BODY
IS
YOUR
BRAIN
I don't understand so I am trying to look for some hidden meaning. Is it the first letter of each line? YEBIYB???? Does it have something to do with the fact that this comment has 123 likes? Am I supposed to look at the first letter of the first line, the second letter of the second line and then the third repeating? YNDIOA..... hmmm now if we rearrange these letters maybe there is a secret message. I Do Yan... Ohhh ok I get it now. I don't know who "Yan" is, but its a coded message about how you're fuck her. I gotcha bro. Nice.
EDIT: oh shit, I just realized it could be "I do nay" Are you saying you are a Brony?
*if you are an octopus
Crunkers
Dude you went to all sorts of places with that XD
YOUR
ENTIRE
LIFE
IS
IN
A
SOCIETY
*stubs toe* AH FUCK MY BRAIN!
You don't spit into the wind, you don't poke a bear with a stick, and you DEFINITELY don't tell hbomberguy that something can't be disputed.
I know this is an old video but I also do want to point out that there is no requirement of education or certification to call yourself a nutritionist in the United States. This contracts to a dietician, which is a specific set of education and qualifications. Literally anyone can say they are a nutritionist so that’s always a red flag if that’s the strongest “qualification” that someone has.
"That's not a disputable fact"
Correct. It's not a fact.
This entire sentence is so stupid.
It implies that there are disputable facts but a fact cannot be disputable aside from disputes about alternatives to reality (at least as long as we all inhabit the same reality) since the possibility of such an alternative would mean it's not a fact (or at least that we don't know yet).
Science doesn’t deal in absolutes anyway. We know that soy isn’t feminizing like we know that watching Shrek doesn’t give you jaundice.
@@ginkgothestink-o6949 But it doesn'r cause jaundice.
Nai 2013 correct, but a scientific paper would not say “we know with 100% certainty that watching shrek does not cause jaundice”
@@ginkgothestink-o6949 True, it would instead say something like "In all the studies done on the jaundice caused by watching Shrek, we found no conclusive evidence to prove that there is a correlation or that watching Shrek can cause jaundice."
Which is basically science for "there are literally no recorded cases of this being true. So we're 99.99999999999% sure that this just doesn't happen."
"He's blasting sperm like he's Zeus from Mount Olympus" is one of the many choice quotes of this video.
_All Hail Sobek!_
Hail Sobek, lord of crops and sperm. We will achieve infinite manhood with his guidance and pouring HP sauce on our faces.
Agreed. I need to find a way to work this quote into everyday life....
I would lose my shit if Keith was just wearing a shirt with that on it in some future Try Guys video 😂
It's also funny cause it's accurate. Zeus, as we all know, was a virile pervert
Looking back, this is the video that made me question my beliefs. Seeing people I trusted (at the time) being proven so demonstrably wrong. I immediately started questioning everything and I'm much better for it nowadays.
Proud of you. That wasn't an easy journey.
Pfp checks out
Proud of you comrade
@@ibrahimvardag8685
Danke, Kamerad.
If soy truly increased estrogen levels trans women like me would be all over that shit 💀
Sameee I would grab a farmer by his overalls, and be like "gimme the B E A N S! GIMMEE THE B Æ N S S S!!!"
Yeah, the easiest way to disprove the whole soyboy argument is that if it was correct, there qpuld be a worldwide soy crisis (we eated it all)
I'd eat it as a cis woman just to get bigger boobs. Like, if men get manboobs from it, why aren't mine getting bigger from eating it?
you are a male, and will never be a woman
you meant to say "men like me", soyboy
Obsessing over who is an Alpha and who is a beta the way right wingers do is literally the most beta behavior imaginable
All comes back to "a real man does what he wants"
Which is a sentiment that still doesnt sit quite right with me, but whatever. Obsessing over whos the "real" and "true" man is just such sad and unhealthy behavior.
Yall are fine the way you are, the perspective of other people does not define you.
Jesus is Lord and Saviour and God in the flesh
Insofar as the notion of alphas and betas holds any validity at all, you're right - needing to define your masculinity based on erroneous observations of a wild animal and the belittlement of others... is pretty fucking beta.
XP spoken like a true beta
@@DrJams Brah, your fragile masculinity is showing.
When I was in middle school and learning about the importance of citing your sources, I always groaned because it meant more work. But shit like this shows how important it is.
especially important if the information upsets you in any way or would cause you to act differently.
It’s pretty telling you were more informed on the matter in middle school than some grown ass male high T alpha ”journalists” are to this day.
yeah, these videos actually have learned me to allways check the sources.
no matter the subject.
you don't have to MLA cite your youtube videos, that's why. if i had to do that shit i probably wouldn't source my videos because not even god can put me through that pain. only my college professors can. when they aren't busy brainwashing me, of course.
good avatar btw, great album
tfw i never had to cite my sources until my first year of college
I just had my testosterone checked the other week, and *gasp* my levels are roughly a third of those of an 85 to 100 year old man.
My estrogen levels are at the low end of normal for a female, though, so the HRT is working.
Based
My sperm count is 1 but it's the john wick of semen
Meaning it will kill you?
Good joke?
I thought "Soy Boy" was just a funny insult meant for leftist people who tend to be vegans, I had no idea they actually believe it causes femininity.
no "they" don't believe that, some might for sure, just like some leftists might think anarchism is a good idea, most really don't.
@@Arrakiz666 i don't associate with anarcho-communists i shout at them in youtube comments as well, don't you worry. im pretty indiscriminate
@@Arrakiz666 you're strawmanning my beliefs to shit m8, and your for some reason guessing i didn't say anything. this is the exact mentality of the left i hate, you asume a whole bunch of bulshit its redicules. i miss read you earlier point because i was high as fuck but i what i meant to say is that i don't associate with the right either i'm actually fairly left of center and i dont know why your assuming and saying were "buddies".
@@Arrakiz666 no you create the environment by responding in kind if they didnt have a reason to do it they wouldn't they're trolling and your biting
either say nothing or put some effort into it for fuck sake
Wow, the "do your own research" crowd really seems to have trouble actually performing meaningful research
*shocked gasp*
Turns out unless you actually hold a standard that forces people to do so, most people are fine letting their given authority figures think for them (regardless of political bent). Also yeah, most people suck at research. Kinda why peer review is so important.
i suppose thats why we should do it ourselves huh
@@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa yeah, for instance the poeple here in the comments not pointing out this dudes has less testosterone than the 5th percentile. Or that pytostrogens actually mimic estrogen (it's literally even on wikipedia). They just give personal atacks to "the evil righwingers" and repeat what they heard in the video doing NO RESEARCH. Most people dont aave the brain for critical thinking (specially amongst the official media narrative ie leftism). I would say 1 in 100 at most.
@@Amber-nz3sj Yeah you can, but his point is that psuedo scientific groups that encourage their member to do their own research, often suck at gaining legitimate research.
I once asked a PJW fan for directions to the airport.
Unfortunately he thought it was a euphemism and that I was coming onto him so he punched me on the tooth.
PJW fans are so mental, I can’t even tell if you’re joking or not
My grandad is lactose intolerant, he's been drinking soy milk for years in tea, coffee, has it on his cereal. He's an SAS veteran and honestly one of the toughest guys I know. He's well into his seventies and is way stronger than me.
if all of these guys are so scared of estrogen why do all of them consume dairy, something we all consume on a regular basis that contains actual animal estrogen and has an actual affect on our hormones???
Because if they actually cared about the science, they wouldn't be scared of beans in the first place
Matías García Casas you speak the truth
Wow, it does? Source?
God I love dairy.
@@matiasgarciacasas558 And you know they're scared of the bean. ;)
Why are you eating soy products when you can enjoy a full, active life with Info Wars vitamins enriched with "rare earth minerals". :D
Larry Bundy Jr Or Survival X.
Larry Bundy Jr it includes compounds only found in meteors...and blueberries...
ah yes, nothing will put hair on your arse like jones' lead-based tic tacs.
Well one of the "rare" minerals is iron. one of the most abundant metals on the planet!
Larry Bundy Jr *Alex Jones voice* EAT YOUR GOD DAMN STEROIDS AND BECOME A MAN
back when I was a far-right ancap I had several people point to me as an example of what high tea can do to a man. I worked out twice a day, I had ultra low body fat, I showed next to no emotion, and my voice was goofy deep. turns out I actually had such chronically low testosterone that I needed HRT.
I find that fascinating, actually. How muscle/"manliness" is associated with high testosterone, but can often be associated with low testosterone levels. I guess it kinda proves how testosterone levels are not a thing you can visually tell unless a person is actually going through something like transitional hormone therapy.
My friend: “Soy makes you more feminine!”
Me being closeted trans: oh no, anyway.
Genderfluid. When I'm feeling more femme, I drink a whole bottle of soy sauce.
@@wintergray1221the soy sauce is your genderfluid
@@wintergray1221 femme fuel.
proud of being delusional I see, you will destroy your body and feel like garbage all the time as that is not how your body is wired, you will be very unhealthy and die much sooner than everyone else (well with the way people are these days, prob relatively soon like them as you have the same unhealthy behaviors, habits and mentalities) and have a worse quality of life, and after that you will possibly get punished in the afterlife, depending on gods judgement of your sins, you are doing self harm, you are hurting yourself and defending that which is your enemy.
sadly you can't help lots of people like this, they just don't listen, but their miserable lives are punishment enough, although sad, the 50% rate of unlife shows that enough already, it's unnatural, unhealthy and morally wrong, I say this not of hatred, but wanting others and society to be better.
It's been a while since I first saw this video but the first guy he clips looks like a soy boy cuck look at his eyes he loves soy effeminate fairy boy
Edit: bro for real had to go into bodybuilding because he was so fuckin ashamed of his own face every day he looked in the mirror
That's very generous of you to call Paul a journalist
More truthful than this garbage.
@@AmazingStoryDewd ok troll
@@AmazingStoryDewd
Tell me, esteemed troll, what precisely was untrue in this video? Point out to me, specifically, what was untrue or inaccurate in this video.
@@tonycampbell1424 well, the part where he called PJW a journalist
@@geoffreysorkin5774
Alright, well, that's fair.
Normal people: H--
These Dudes™: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE THREE Y CHROMOSOMES, TWO ADAM'S APPLES, PECS ON MY ABS, AND FISTS FOR NIPPLES
FUCK YEAAH!!
They knew you were about to finish with “-Bomberguy” and they had to let you know they’re too alpha for that channel.
Mary McGinnis I know because I was this man you tried to talk to. NICE TRY SOYMOID!
Gravity Falls reference
I just finished rewatching Gravity Falls! Excellent reference
I can't believe the main thing I took away from this video was to not eat grass, which wasn't even a thing I was planning on doing anyway.
And here I was hoping to transition via bean consumption
people are obsessing over testosterone numbers like they're midichlorians or something.
"what does the scouter say about his testosterone levels?"
"they're lower than those of a 75 year old man!!!!"
We all know that when you reach 1000 testosterone points you become Darth Vader.
not even master yoda has a testosterone count that high.
kloggmonkey please don't use the M-Word
midichlorians were also overrated.
A guy with the most midichlorians in the world have won just 1 battle in entire trilogy
In Ep2 he is beaten to a pulp by an old guy (Dooku) and later on he is beaten by Obi Wan so it is 2:1, not exactly chosen one statistics.
Ironically, Eugene has the highest testosterone of all four and he's gay. Which is... the opposite of what these dusebros would think.
And still pathetically low lmao
Gay men can still have high testosterone...although Eugene's is still extremely low.
@@DavidW-ng5zv true. i think OP was bringing it up because lots of PJW fans and the like think that being gay automatically makes you super effeminate
@@DavidW-ng5zv Or maybe you just don't know the sexuality of all the men you meet?
@@harpoonlobotomy I'm talking about the ones I DO know about.
Most men these days are very low T/effeminate regardless of sexual orientation, not just the Buzzfeed Guys.
There is only one reasoning you really have to give against the soy estrogen thing; if it was true and soy feminized you WHY ISNT LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TRANS WOMAN BUYING OUT SOY PRODUCT EN MASSE?
I'm surprised companies have not intentionally tried marketing the phytoestrogens to trick trans women to buy them. I mean it sounds just about cruel and evil enough for capitalism's standards, so how come it hasn't happened?
Also all the Asian cultures that eat a shitton of soy products and do seemingly fine having babies
Because there is more effective ways to get estrogen into your body, by, for example, using HRT?
And, of course, that you'd absorb soyproducts with your mouth, with leads to digestion, which would then lead to the body rejecting most of the absorbed hormones - if you overdo it.
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You didn't have an argument, and just want the soyboy insults to go away huh? Ain't working, soyboy.
13:27 we didn't know it back then but this was the beginning of the hbomb plagiarism arc
Confusing phytoestrogens with estrogen just because they are shaped the same is like confusing a floppy disc with a slice of cheese.
Sure, they will both fit in a disc drive, but they ain't doing the same thing once they're in there.
Yep.
@@aroace7913 YO SAME
cheese has its advantages with data storage
This isn’t really a valid point, allow me to introduce ;prions, although the analogy still fits you’d just be the computer.
@@fioafionawright8604 Jesus you somehow made me feel stupid, yet I still feel smarter then you. Thank you for making a poor analogy.
to be honest I like Betas...they are useful to bug-test a game before official release
Underrated comment.
Just Saying yeah man
Just Saying
HEYHOO!
Drinking soy ≠ feminized men was officially confirmed way before the Infowars nutjob made his video. You'll probably stop breathing the moment any news comes out that air makes people inflate to death.
Hail storm
I think you are in the wrong comment chain.
Comparing Ned to Zeus was....spot on in retrospect
Lol was looking for a comment like this one
as a trans girl whos on estrogen, its not like high estrogen levels are extremely unhealthy, neither is low T unless its incredibly low to none
Ok man we get it you are retarded
@@orijenorijen6771 do you really think that your comment is going to hurt me in any way, youre existence is just sad
@@poggorseel I aint trying to hurt you, but the reality is that youll always be a man
@@poggorseel his existence is non existent now.
@@lugoorstar his physical being is now compressed in that one @
“im not pro or con on this but i think it’s fucking weird and i don’t like it”
really feelin the nuance here
How ironic that their only real sourse is about sheep, and they mindlessly follow it.
ayyyyyy
Ironic, isn't it?
Despite allegedly being a "low-T Beta" Ned could, in fact, cheat on his wife. Curious.
Ah yes, gender communism. We shall all share the Gender.
Our pronouns shall be we/wem
I demand my share of the gender comrade
Mom said it was my turn to have the gender.
Assuming gender communism exists, does that mean gender capitalism exists and, if yes, how?
@@memoryofsalem4474 "For just 1 easy payment of 499$ you too can have your very own ballsack"
The way Paul's videos are always shot with him uncomfortably close to the wall, and with the camera ever so slightly tilted down at him, it makes it feel like he's a tiny geography teacher lecturing at a tall person who has him cornered against a map.
Not to mention it makes you see waaaay more of his bottom teeth than you want to.
@@MissRedZelda why did you point this out to me
this explains why it looks like he's pouting all the time
Thank you for letting us know your fantasies...
so what? he's right about everything.
Imagine if soy actually mimicked estrogen, we could control our menstrual cycle by drinking soymilk and eating tofu at the right times. We could use soy as a contraceptive LOL. But seriously don't you think women would have noticed if soy actually did this...
@@imcallingjapan2178 is this irony
@@revenga01 Of course, do you think I'm nuts? Lol
@@imcallingjapan2178 So! Let's Dispute The Facts
@@shotgun6X I was joking, I was doing a parody of the alt-right idiots who believe such crap, but I will delete my comment in case anyone else thinks I was serious.
But I've been drinking a tankard of soy milk a day and I've not been pregnant yet, so it must be true :P
I used to eat grass all the time as a kid and this explains a lot regarding my current dental situation
What really confused me about this was that Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds implied that soy made you grow boobs. I TRUSTED YOU SPENCER! It is really weird how prevalent this myth is.
A STRONG BOY
A FRESH BOY
A SOY BOY
A GOOD BOY
While I'm here, I'll mention because some of my family members didn't/still don't like cow's milk, from about my early teens onwards we drank soy milk, and I had a lot of it with my cereal and/or porridge. During this time, I also played schools rugby as a prop, and did not at all feel week or not-masculine during that period, nor have I felt that way since.
If you take what Paul is saying seriously, and he really does think that taking soy will turn him into some sort of weak-spined tomgirl, and he has been taking brainforce as often as he says, shouldn't he be weak and unmanly?
How about it, hbomb? You convince Paul to finally leave his house, and get him to get his sperm count measured, by a medical professional, and be in the doctor's office with him when the doctor tells him his White Power is fine , despite his above-average soy intake (in line with the findings) , and then take him out to a nice vegan restaurant to celebrate his good health.
Me me big boy
me me want hole
I've read several people defending Paul basically saying; "Well, this stuff isn't his specialty, but when he talks about SJWs and immigrants he makes loads of good points!"
The fact that PJW is okay with blatantly manipulating the sources he uses so it fits in with his narrative is surely a bad sign for the rest of his content, regardless of the topic.
Yeah. It's fine to be wrong about stuff that's not your specialty. But you can't use that defense while simultaneously claiming to be presenting the truth.
People watch anti-SJW channels just to get riled up and have their biases validated.
Kolbe Howard
Some of the criticisms towards SJWs are valid, but I find these anti-SJW channels and their followers have become just as easily wound up by things as the people they criticise. The new Star Wars films being "SJW propaganda" seems to be a particularly popular topic of choice at the moment for them.
The thing is, none of these areas are his speciality, because he's never actually studied them in any sort of depth beyond the conspirasphere and blogs. None of these anti-fems and most of the far-right youtubers and the skeptics have any understanding of what they're talking about because most of them haven't studied the topics at all, read any of the relevant material, and those that have studied a hard science, which is all well and good, but that doesn't make you any sort of authority on social sciences or philisophical concepts etc. I still cringe at Armoured Skeptic's "post-modernism" video, and all the other sheep bleeting "cultural Marxist" and "Frankfurt School" who don't know who Adorno is and haven't read any of their work, and then, like PJW, go on to make critiques of modern culture in a similar vein to how the Frankfurt School, particularly Adorno (I think), critiqued it, only they blame those very "Cultural Marxists" for what is actually the fault of neoliberal (I wonder if TL;DR has learned the meaning of this yet) capitalism.
And the fact PJW's work on immigration makes him a borderline-Nazi. The guy is a dye in the wool racist.
And I'm someone that gets into arguments with the sjws on my side all the time. PJW is just a racist repugnant piece of shit.
I think it’s hilarious that “soy boy are sheeple” and she’s trying to prove a point by comparing her target audience to sheep
You mean, like, the joke he made in the video?
The funniest part of this, in retrospect, is thinking that Eugene from the Try Guys is heterosexual
There is nothing more masculine than being a homosexual! Dominate another man! Take all the testosterone from their sperm! Yeah!!!!!!!!!
The power of actually bothering to read stuff is staggering
The power of putting in 5000% more effort to correct trolls vs. what trolls put into insulting someone.. Well done. Its like putting half a million into a house thats worth 50k.
Nick Crowe, Your argument is still wrong, and history doesn't remember the losers of arguments. Have fun wasting your life just to be forgotten in the end buddy. Mad respect :)
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Cool 8)
Bob Miller stop crying soyboy
Oh god. Endocrinology is one of the most complex fields of medicine that exist.
People have pointed out BMI scores are often a bit sketchy? BMI scores are goddamn stone tablets from God Mountain in relation to the complexity of hormones and their interactions within individual people. Oi.
Eight to twelve years of education and residence to legally help people understand and regulate their unique endocrine systems and health vs. a chart without citations on some alt-right blogs written by some gynophobic dudes? 🤔 What makes you more qualified to talk about estrogen?
I dunno... I mean clearly Roosh "Vagina Meat" V. must be a great source for.... ummm.
I'm transgender, and it's common knowledge in the community (because of HRT self-medication) that estrogen alone won't do SQUAT regarding feminization if you don't take testosterone blockers. Otherwise, testosterone in your body will simply overwhelm any effect estrogens you take might've had.
Exactly. Looking at the average test level is like looking at the average height of a man and thinking your body is fucked up because your genetics made you an inch shorter.
Same on the trans issue: I was gobbling 2 mg of estrogen and a weak dose of spiro (have went to the doctor and gotten a higher dosage) a day for months AND have been on a vegan diet for at least two years whilst still having a dark, coarse beard growing in a matter of an one-and-a-half week with little effects. Will take these claims with a grain of salt or 1-up my game as a ~soy boi~
the facts in this video seem pretty indisputable and concrete, however I couldn't help but notice you didn't deliver them while being ripped and making a constant blue-steel scowl face with blaring phonk music in the background so idk if I can take this too seriously...
My favorite part about Paul’s misspeak of millimeter is that not only did he not notice the word right in front of him, but he is either so out of his depth or so unconcerned with truth (likely both) that it didn’t even register to him that “per millimeter” would be a nonsense unit of measure for sperm count. Like he just completely blew past an astonishingly basic fact about the subject on which he’s speaking, and his brain didn’t even notice it.
It might be possible that he did it on purpose. Since 1 mL = 1cm³, maybe he hoped people would assume he meant Sperm per mm³.
1 sperm per mm³ is 1000 more than 1 sperm per cm³.
But yeah, it's more likely he just can't read and doesn't understand units.
Maybe he thinks they line up sperm one-by-one and make a little sperm train, and that's the length being measured.
@@macosauruscheese8766 A conga line of sperm cells having a blast.
Maybe in Paul's mind, sperm are measured per millimetre of dick length
(Edit: I think I plagiarised this idea from another comment, but I can't find it now)
Am I the only one who shuddered when he said "the FEMALE hormone" just the way he said it oozed ancient Greece levels of contempt for women
Estrogen isn't just a female hormone, though. Guys have it, too, just in lower concentrations.
Also, the blatant fem-hatred did not escape my notice.
Lazysupermutant
Aristotlean levels of contempt.
He says "feeeeeeeeeeeemales" like a ferengi.
KITCHEN BIIIIITCHEEEEEEEESS
@@sundayschoolflunkie3979 look up sparta. women and men had the same status in ancient times.
I would also like to point out that "nutritionist" isn't a job title or profession. The actual profession you're looking for is "dietitian." People who refer to themselves as "nutritionists" do so because they legally can't describe themselves as dietitians because they don't actually have degrees in anything (at least, not anything related to diet science), and would, therefore, be committing fraud if they did and could be sued or even imprisoned. So, if you see someone calling themselves a "nutritionist," that person is a con artist, and now, you'll know better.
I think it depends where you're from. Here in Australia, one of my best friends has done a uni degree and is a nutritionist. It was a 3 year degree as well so not some random 3 month course.
@@f_yu Many people who are Nutritionists will have degrees, but the original poster is correct that the title of 'Nutritionist' isn't protected by law*. So you don't need a qualification to use the title, 'Dietician' in contrast is protected by law. So not all Nutritionists are quacks, but also not all Nutritionists have any qualifications to back up their claims.
*Apart from in Canada, where it is protected, but not to the same degree.
In the USA the same is also true for “life coaches”
Thank you
I can't tell if you're referencing Knowing Better at the end, so I'll just assume you did and enjoy the reference
Bro imagine living life without soy sauce... I think I'd rather just die. Soy sauce is better than ANY other sauce- excluding garlic-parm sauce, but that's on a whole different level.
Welp since you enjoy soy sauce with your meals you have tits now, my favorite bodybuilder told me so and i have proof on this blank document.