Inspector Pinocchio

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  • @chriscurtain1816
    @chriscurtain1816 3 роки тому +908

    The inspector's opening remarks, and his recollection of his opening remarks, diverged greatly in a few short minutes. How many times have police officers made similar mistakes, then written up notes after an incident, and later read them out in court under oath? This shows why every interaction with the police should be recorded and our right to film them should never be taken away.

    • @sandwichman100
      @sandwichman100 3 роки тому +54

      this is why every copper must be wearing a recording device thats switched on the moment hes on duty to the time hes off duty. with no mute buttons or on/off buttons
      and that recording becomes first evidence then his written record of what happened

    • @steve10
      @steve10 3 роки тому +30

      They are corrupt full stop, as you say , he couldn't remember or he lied his way through the conversation because he knew he was wrong , so how does he write it up, it will be all about how he found a potential terrorist hiding and crouching , and if it wasn't for cameras that's how it would be seen, utter corruption from the top to the bottom

    • @memezilla4370
      @memezilla4370 3 роки тому +15

      It's because they are androids, programmed to use their copspeak to describe the unlawful actions of everybody.
      They cannot remember what they said, but will all agree on how a conversation went when making their statements

    • @stormbringerseven8288
      @stormbringerseven8288 3 роки тому +19

      They are all liars.

    • @stormbringerseven8288
      @stormbringerseven8288 3 роки тому +16

      @@steve10 Yep, all corrupt, liars.

  • @alexhuxley4399
    @alexhuxley4399 3 роки тому +938

    Having a discussion with a cop is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over all the pieces, shit on the board and then strut around like they’ve won.

  • @mickyarams
    @mickyarams 3 роки тому +123

    I'm so addicted to this channel my wife is wondering what I'm watching on my phone in the middle of the night chuckling 😆

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 роки тому +32

      She wll find out .Trust me 😜

    • @HartleyHallResidence
      @HartleyHallResidence 2 роки тому +15

      I have the same problem. Addicted to watch every record. AB is a man.

    • @philodowd8080
      @philodowd8080 2 роки тому +11

      My husband is wondering the same lol

    • @Conflictofinterest902
      @Conflictofinterest902 11 місяців тому +5

      Mate, I’m so glad you wrote that. I started watching 3 days ago and I’ve watched about 120 videos. (Currently 4am)

    • @riddimkiller
      @riddimkiller 5 місяців тому +1

      This happened to me last night! My wife asked me why I was watching at 11pm!!

  • @TheAnuhart
    @TheAnuhart 3 роки тому +608

    This cop just shot his reliability as a witness in a court of law. He stated he is 100% certain, he was 100% mistaken.

    • @fintonmainz7845
      @fintonmainz7845 3 роки тому +55

      Anyone in the past or future convicted on evidence given by this man has clear grounds for appeal.

    • @ukguy
      @ukguy 3 роки тому +5

      @@fintonmainz7845 there is no law against the police lying...

    • @markblackburn3693
      @markblackburn3693 3 роки тому +20

      No but this could be used by defense in court to suggest this inspector isn't a credible witness.

    • @nathanmoore7120
      @nathanmoore7120 3 роки тому +3

      I am adamant that AB silenced the bit where the officer did say “hello sir” I am sure I see his mouth move at 1:16 in the video. If you listen closely, you can even hear him say sir!
      Come on AB, I do find your videos entertaining but you should have manned up on being wrong!

    • @TheAnuhart
      @TheAnuhart 3 роки тому +12

      @@nathanmoore7120 Filtered out those words and left all the other sound in? Come on, man. Also his mouth doesn't move.

  • @whatwouldyoudo7183
    @whatwouldyoudo7183 3 роки тому +426

    "I couldn't help notice you loitering around our gate there"
    Inspectors first words. I had to go back and check.. 😂

    • @jamesfield1674
      @jamesfield1674 3 роки тому +27

      same here such a liar

    • @marinheiromc
      @marinheiromc 3 роки тому +28

      Followed by "hiding" and "crouching"

    • @EveryUserName
      @EveryUserName 3 роки тому +18

      I had to rewind and check when he said he was 100% certain he'd said "hello there sir ..." 🤣 Impossible to resist

    • @joannemarrett7186
      @joannemarrett7186 3 роки тому +6

      Same here.... and he's adamant he said it

    • @thanksaanderton
      @thanksaanderton 3 роки тому +5

      'sort of gate'

  • @TheDrummist88
    @TheDrummist88 2 роки тому +131

    calling his wordplay on loitering, crouching, hiding etc at the beginning was briliant. Well done AB.

    • @Wesp31
      @Wesp31 4 місяці тому +4

      They seem to be trained to suggest some sort of suspicious behaviour to you to try make you feel like you're doing something wrong. The majority of people who don't know any better will fall right into this trap

  • @maxpaws3977
    @maxpaws3977 3 роки тому +335

    He started off a little aggressive and told blatant lies, but he very quickly became Mr nice after realising the cameraman wasn't an easy target and knew his rights.

    • @shaunbat5097
      @shaunbat5097 3 роки тому +7

      Totally correct...

    • @anoldgeezer1
      @anoldgeezer1 3 роки тому +7

      Exactly

    • @micjubba709
      @micjubba709 3 роки тому +9

      Like 99 % of them then

    • @micjubba709
      @micjubba709 3 роки тому +8

      Typical power pusher trying to escalate the situation straight away trying impose terrorism act probs

    • @marton349
      @marton349 2 роки тому +1

      Oh they quickly change.

  • @davedogge2280
    @davedogge2280 3 роки тому +218

    Loitering is standing around without any purpose but in this case the purpose is to demonstrate the authorities' hostility towards public freedoms.

    • @CloudSeedz
      @CloudSeedz 3 роки тому +7

      Public accountability = Sufficient Reason

    • @marklatimer7333
      @marklatimer7333 3 роки тому +3

      It's actually defined as "standing around without an apparent purpose" which of course is subjective for the observer.

    • @FarangKyAy
      @FarangKyAy 3 роки тому +6

      And filming is an activity, hence you can't be loitering while filming

    • @davedogge2280
      @davedogge2280 3 роки тому +3

      @@marklatimer7333 when asked if you are loitering you could reply that 'your purpose is to have a prosperous and fulfilled life devoid of harassment."

    • @Watfordwales
      @Watfordwales 3 роки тому +2

      Even filming alone would be a purpose.

  • @JoseFernandez-zp2zs
    @JoseFernandez-zp2zs 2 роки тому +68

    That's a dangerous inspector, if he starts by accusing someone or suggest that you are a suspicious person and then lie about what he initially said, I would be very careful with an individual like him. Good job mate as usual

    • @chrisbevis7725
      @chrisbevis7725 Рік тому +1

      God bless the camera and of course the auditor!

  • @liamocarroll371
    @liamocarroll371 3 роки тому +549

    He actually instantaneously believed his own lies. Insane. Any one he's testified against in court should appeal.

    • @stormbringerseven8288
      @stormbringerseven8288 3 роки тому +24

      Yep, he's a liar.

    • @seaspray15
      @seaspray15 3 роки тому +3

      @Irish Sinner give em enough rope is always the best move

    • @noneofyourbusiness9369
      @noneofyourbusiness9369 3 роки тому +2

      This ASSHAT TYRANT is a BUFFOON...

    • @SirGeneralRandom
      @SirGeneralRandom 3 роки тому +8

      That's how he got to the position he is in probably.

    • @kenlawrence3841
      @kenlawrence3841 2 роки тому +6

      The problem i the police are allowed to lie , to get information . But they cannot lie under oath .

  • @outtour7518
    @outtour7518 3 роки тому +138

    “I saw you hiding, I saw you crouching, I saw you stood” all we need to know.

  • @jaymonkey699
    @jaymonkey699 3 роки тому +31

    The big boy swagger tells you everything you need to know about this lad! 😂

  • @isaachussain5343
    @isaachussain5343 3 роки тому +98

    He was so brainwashed that he was 100 percent confident that he started the convo with those lines lol

    • @wulf67
      @wulf67 6 місяців тому

      Not brainwashed, just used to making up his own version of events to fit his intended narrative. He probably does this every time he writes up a report.

  • @shellsbignumber2
    @shellsbignumber2 3 роки тому +54

    He never introduced himself with hello sir. He introduced himself by telling you that you were loitering and hiding. Good job you got him on film.

    • @djx2854
      @djx2854 3 роки тому

      the helicopters 🚁 was making noise maybe he said as the helicopter was flying by
      I mean who knows
      From the video
      I agree with u I didn’t hear him say it either

  • @BoyzInTheHoo
    @BoyzInTheHoo 3 роки тому +22

    PC: "...loitering around our gate.."
    AB: "Loitering?"
    PC: "...hiding behind the post there..."
    AB: "Hiding?"
    PC: "...crouching behind this sign?.."
    AB: "Crouching?"
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @tuftistump
    @tuftistump 3 роки тому +112

    Proof right there that they will lie through their teeth, at no point did he say "alright sir"

    • @DaveThompsonfairlife4all
      @DaveThompsonfairlife4all 3 роки тому +2

      Scary isn't it. The police used to be people one could trust, but in reality, they are the last ones to trust.

  • @monkeysaur4305
    @monkeysaur4305 3 роки тому +371

    The problem, Inspector, was that you were clearly using words like "hiding" and "crouching" to build grounds, and you were trying to build those grounds with things which didn't happen. You treated him like a suspect without reasonable suspicion. If you want productive voluntary contact with a member of the public who is not committing any offenses, be mindful of the fact that they are likely to be more forthcoming if you don't treat them like a criminal and worse, mischaracterise their actions.

    • @hoss7939
      @hoss7939 3 роки тому +19

      Could not have put it better myself , kudos

    • @dericksmith2137
      @dericksmith2137 3 роки тому +15

      Most cops were criminalize the most honourable action or words.
      We decline - we are refusing
      Not cooperating with a request that is not mandatory- is obstructing/impeding/interfering
      Trying to block a cops punches - is resisting
      Get beat by a cop - we are fighting (without throwing a single punch or kick)

    • @SHERMA.
      @SHERMA. 3 роки тому +9

      worded it brilliantly

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 3 роки тому +9

      @@dericksmith2137
      You forgot to mention.. they injure themselves beating you.. then charge you for assaulting them…🤦‍♂️
      Happened to a friend of mine.. but he won in court..

    • @shaunhawdon6180
      @shaunhawdon6180 3 роки тому +4

      Well put 👍

  • @ninianmacmillan-keith7435
    @ninianmacmillan-keith7435 3 роки тому +37

    Thank all of you for doing these audits. Let’s hope the police watch them snd stop being so petty. They just make the public think they are clowns

    • @gingw7333
      @gingw7333 3 роки тому +5

      Malicious clowns.

  • @rickrick2158
    @rickrick2158 3 роки тому +75

    another pompus self important inspector talking like a robot and realizes he's done wrong .... thankfully you were recording !

  • @JK.47
    @JK.47 3 роки тому +93

    Literally changing his story as he goes what a numpty , lurking loitering crouching ?

    • @jaylamb477
      @jaylamb477 3 роки тому +5

      He’s smarmy as f@ck, he talked his way up the promotion ladder, a real box ticker.

    • @fintonmainz7845
      @fintonmainz7845 3 роки тому

      Hiding behind a pole which doesn't exist.

    • @marklatimer7333
      @marklatimer7333 3 роки тому +2

      I would suggest all these words are prerogative in a criminal sense.
      Hiding behind the wall is rather subjective, I could see him.

  • @tdiddy808dunn3
    @tdiddy808dunn3 3 роки тому +8

    I love reading the comments on AB content... love the way the British people talk . So awesome.. !! Ty from Connecticut USA 🇺🇸... love this channel.. love UK 🇬🇧... ty AB YO !!!!!

  • @anoldgeezer1
    @anoldgeezer1 3 роки тому +176

    suprise suprise a police officer who lies, imagine how many times he's written a dodgy statement

    • @edenlondon2992
      @edenlondon2992 3 роки тому +1

      All U.K. police swear an Oath as a Constable Not an officer.

    • @wavell14
      @wavell14 3 роки тому +1

      @@edenlondon2992 stop being facetious

    • @edenlondon2992
      @edenlondon2992 3 роки тому

      Being Factual.
      🤦‍♂️

    • @anoldgeezer1
      @anoldgeezer1 3 роки тому

      @@edenlondon2992 what!

  • @larryforeman7157
    @larryforeman7157 3 роки тому +150

    Wouldn't it be nice if every officer approaching a member of the public would start with, "Good afternoon, sir/ma'am/miss. I'm PC Robertson with the Cheltenham Station. We noticed you taking photographs outside our police parking area. May I ask why ..." In short: salutation/ identification including name, rank, and station/why you're making contact or inquiry. This would reduce citizen fear and/or antagonism and more likely lead to a non-confrontational conversation. This officer did not do any of this, and very few do.

    • @TheTuv1
      @TheTuv1 3 роки тому +11

      That would mean following there code of ethics they don't want to start that or we the public might start respecting them again

    • @adrianb9999
      @adrianb9999 3 роки тому +2

      Bingo

    • @princesspiplaysbass
      @princesspiplaysbass 3 роки тому +2

      And when told why to say, "Thank you and have a wonderful day.

    • @commonsense953
      @commonsense953 3 роки тому +3

      It would be even better if they bent at the knees in a downward motion, hands behind back sayin “evenin all” wot hav we got ere then” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wyevalet9781
      @wyevalet9781 3 роки тому +3

      @@commonsense953 i think that's also the punchline to the joke "how does a police woman part her hair?" lol

  • @stu4428
    @stu4428 3 роки тому +25

    His first words were “ I couldn’t help notice you loitering around our sort of gate there” another lying cop. He reckons he said “Are you right sir” - such a liar. He says he’s a 100% confident he said that - what a worry - inspector Liar.

  • @game4alaughman
    @game4alaughman 3 роки тому +111

    I’ve not finished watching the whole video yet… but this is a prime example of a training video for the police.

    • @chonts5882
      @chonts5882 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed - handle the encounter without a ego

  • @MrJimtimslim
    @MrJimtimslim 3 роки тому +62

    Ha...he's 100% sure, I watched it back....he never said 'are you alright sir' he went immediately on the offensive.

  • @sollawrence
    @sollawrence 3 роки тому +11

    First words out of the LEO's mouth were lies, and he expects the public to have a consensual conversation 😁🤣😂🤣
    I appreciate your work and mostly your demeanor.
    Keep up the good work

  • @djn1856
    @djn1856 3 роки тому +161

    I love how AB controls the conversation with the awkward pauses and delaying tactics

    • @game4alaughman
      @game4alaughman 3 роки тому +6

      Great control, of how to deal when approached by the police

    • @davidbillyard6629
      @davidbillyard6629 3 роки тому +6

      He also has the tendency to talk over whoever he’s talking to.

    • @lightningstrikes7314
      @lightningstrikes7314 3 роки тому +6

      @@davidbillyard6629 Always a good tactic when the doughnut operatives are puking up their disingenuous spiel.

    • @firstupbestdressed3733
      @firstupbestdressed3733 3 роки тому +9

      Verbal Judo. At its absolute best.

    • @davidbillyard6629
      @davidbillyard6629 3 роки тому +2

      @@lightningstrikes7314 Absolutely

  • @sunnyinsanya2
    @sunnyinsanya2 3 роки тому +323

    This is a perfect example of why police statements are unreliable evidence, and why video evidence is essential. This inspector had an image in his mind that was totally different to his actions. He didn't open a friendly line of communication, he was aggressive and attempted to incriminate ABs actions. He stated he was 'very confident' in what he said, but he was 100% wrong. The police should use this video in their training as an example of how not to approach the public.

    • @tonimella301
      @tonimella301 3 роки тому +7

      Absolutely

    • @wingcommanderdaltonwalton67
      @wingcommanderdaltonwalton67 2 роки тому +2

      He tried to escalate a situation whilst leading with his inspector markings on his sleeve , he quickly pulled his neck back in as soon as he realised he couldn’t bully AB. Is that the fast track to promotion being a bullshitter?? He lied and changed the situation to fit his own actions twice within 5 minutes!

    • @sunnyinsanya2
      @sunnyinsanya2 2 роки тому

      @@wingcommanderdaltonwalton67 yeah, he got a lesson from himself.

    • @lauzthorbzarella4655
      @lauzthorbzarella4655 2 роки тому +2

      Yep.. absolutely!

  • @barrymccoll9822
    @barrymccoll9822 3 роки тому +15

    His attitude changed when you basically walked away from him to look at the electric car, he then realised you weren’t going to be intimidated by him and stand around to listen to his questioning, having to walk back to you after you’d basically dismissed him must have been painful for him with a regular PC present.

  • @GrimeReaperMan
    @GrimeReaperMan 3 роки тому +49

    This guy REALLY insists that he said "You alright sir" 😂 The only reason he's insisting is because he KNEW he should have to begin with and he fucked up!

  • @cclow9494
    @cclow9494 3 роки тому +109

    The inspector was allowing his imagination run wild. His mind of thoughts were loitering, crouching and hiding behind the sight of his eyes! Nice one AB.

    • @leskerr9446
      @leskerr9446 2 роки тому +1

      Trying to twist the narrative!

  • @andy4ward.slavaukraini.364
    @andy4ward.slavaukraini.364 3 роки тому +6

    Great vid, his first words to you were to accuse you of ‘loitering, Hiding and crouching’, whilst legally taking pictures. His attitude only changed when he realised his intimidatory tactics were obviously failing.

  • @grimprawn902
    @grimprawn902 3 роки тому +95

    Absolute fact; the Inspector was asleep during the LINES OF COMMUNICATION training.

  • @hepzibahpink
    @hepzibahpink 3 роки тому +47

    His 'peacock' display is nothing short of hilarious! Pushing those muscles out! Hahahaha!

    • @WhiteUnicorn82
      @WhiteUnicorn82 3 роки тому +4

      Which video was that in? I've not seen it. Was it before, or after this one was filmed? I can't picture this guy with "muscles"

    • @noneofyourbusiness9369
      @noneofyourbusiness9369 3 роки тому

      @@WhiteUnicorn82 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @scottandrewhorne4655
      @scottandrewhorne4655 2 роки тому

      II SAID EXACTLY THE SAME TO MYSELF LOL X

  • @sod4769
    @sod4769 2 роки тому +13

    He was so confident in something that was 100% not true incredible

  • @helicoptersrkool
    @helicoptersrkool 3 роки тому +117

    I always say this, liars need perfect memories. This cop is an example of why you need to record EVERY interaction with them to avoid your word against theirs scenarios. He was making up imaginaray stories as he went along and getting caught out and corrected every time. The camera doesn't lie.

  • @paulg3012
    @paulg3012 3 роки тому +36

    First words: "I couldn't help noticing you loitering around our, sort of, gate taking pictures of things...". No greeting at all.

  • @rees1411
    @rees1411 3 роки тому +8

    That inspector would make a good door to door salesman he could talk his way into selling you any rubbish

  • @stonefly69
    @stonefly69 3 роки тому +106

    "I couldn't help notice you loitering around our gate there and taking pictures and things." Constable is a first class liar. Great vid, AB!!!

    • @freqeist
      @freqeist 3 роки тому

      and 1st grammar

    • @WhiteUnicorn82
      @WhiteUnicorn82 3 роки тому +2

      @@freqeist What does that mean, sir? I appreciate the fact that English is not your native language and not meaning to come across as antagonistic, but I'm curious as to what you want to say.

  • @alanmayes851
    @alanmayes851 3 роки тому +84

    The inspector was quick to realise his initial intimidatory approach was not the correct way to deal with you. However, I am sure he was aware of his opening gambit and the words he used before his back peddling commenced. Well done AB.

    • @moe381
      @moe381 3 роки тому

      He deffo said something what you could not hear before his voice got picked up

    • @TheSadButMadLad
      @TheSadButMadLad 3 роки тому

      He did calm down and relax and become more human as the conversation went on.

  • @thomasjones8588
    @thomasjones8588 2 роки тому +17

    I'm very surprised that he has achieved the rank of Inspector; he appears beyond his capabilities.

  • @gregorysakata
    @gregorysakata 3 роки тому +45

    Morning AB from Canada . Funny how you got the Inspector to change his demeanor into a cordial conversation and letting him know where he goes wrong .

  • @borcsa973
    @borcsa973 3 роки тому +43

    What a JOKER !! He changed the second he realized that you know more than him. He would have discriminated you as much as he could otherwise. You can clearly see on his face how much he enjoys the power he gets form the uniform and cant wait to use it..

  • @raymondrichings7688
    @raymondrichings7688 3 роки тому +2

    I love your videos thank you so much for what you do some one needs to hold them to account for there behaviour you do it so so well & thank you again.

  • @mikescuttportsmouthuk678
    @mikescuttportsmouthuk678 3 роки тому +20

    Yo! 🤜AB - “ Auditing Britain?, is that a sort of organisation you’re involved in?” 🤣

  • @Blaze-jp5fi
    @Blaze-jp5fi 3 роки тому +27

    Caught him lying within a minute 😆

  • @emzzyjane25
    @emzzyjane25 3 роки тому +2

    Haha I love your videos. Cracks me up. I love your interactions with them 🤣

  • @Cybertruck1000
    @Cybertruck1000 3 роки тому +112

    He was intent initially on showing the PC what a Billy big balls he was. Ab soon brought him down to earth.

  • @glawfpv9112
    @glawfpv9112 3 роки тому +81

    If that geezer can't even get his own story straight, that doesn't exactly bode well for the public. Pretty scary imo..

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 3 роки тому +3

      You ain’t seen nothing yet.. you should read their police report.. It’s like watching the same movie by a different director.. it’s pure fantasy devoid of reality good enough to win an Oscar for best script.
      That’s just half of the story.. wait until these lying bastards get on the stand in court.. that’s when their BWV goes missing, corrupt, they lost the audio etc.🙄
      That’s why they hate cameras they don’t control so much.. they can’t lie in court or on their police report.

  • @dynamitelive
    @dynamitelive 2 роки тому +29

    Extremely concerning that an inspector can come up with so many blatant lies, then wonders why his officers follow suit

  • @donerkebab778
    @donerkebab778 3 роки тому +199

    Officer: "What I said was, 'Are you alright there, sir?' "
    Reality: "I couldn't help notice you loitering around our gate there taking pictures of things..."

    • @200half
      @200half 3 роки тому +3

      It's faint but If you listen carefully you can hear the officer say "there, sir." But the sound of the helicopter has drowned it out. He also moves his mouth and gives a slight nod suggesting he's talking. Perception is not reality.

    • @shinobi7en
      @shinobi7en 3 роки тому +6

      @@200half Are you alright?

    • @interestedparty00
      @interestedparty00 3 роки тому +3

      There is a strange “that was quick” sound dubbed in. I’m wondering if it was dubbed over the copper’s first statement. If AB doctored this video, then it’s pathetic.

    • @shinobi7en
      @shinobi7en 3 роки тому +1

      @@interestedparty00 you are strange

    • @interestedparty00
      @interestedparty00 3 роки тому +1

      @@shinobi7en, did you hear the "that was quick" phrase that seems to have been audio dubbed into the video?

  • @Malcolm_99
    @Malcolm_99 3 роки тому +111

    You should have named the film "Crouching loiterer hidden camera"

    • @hugehammer8184
      @hugehammer8184 3 роки тому

      Or "Badly edited fake audit video" - that would be more accurate. Check out the comments about the audio glitch.

    • @ardaz1987
      @ardaz1987 3 роки тому

      Brilliant😂

    • @vaiman7777
      @vaiman7777 3 роки тому +5

      @@hugehammer8184 Fake? You taken too many drugs?

    • @bndwh3lp
      @bndwh3lp 3 роки тому +1

      @@hugehammer8184 You're a very special person

    • @drips1030
      @drips1030 2 роки тому

      😂👊

  • @AndrewKeyz
    @AndrewKeyz 3 місяці тому

    The interaction with the officers in the electric car! I couldn’t breathe for minutes. So funny! 😂😂😂

    • @robertcaffrey6097
      @robertcaffrey6097 3 місяці тому

      Same here, the size of the Michelin man guy in the front seat driving, he needs a big van just for himself.

  • @monkeyfunk8371
    @monkeyfunk8371 3 роки тому +73

    Loitering, Hiding, Crouching are suggestions toward nefarious activity. He had painted a picture in his mind before he even uttered a word, no need for facts or information before making a conclusion.
    and thats why he is Inspector

  • @Badger69-96
    @Badger69-96 3 роки тому +122

    YO AB, you're absolutely right the cop was making it up as he went along, he didn't say are you alright, he didn't say sir to start with, I checked back as soon as he mentioned it. Id be concerned about a cop lying and twisting things just so he can slap a charge on you, and the said post was about 4ft tall and 4" wide so what's that going to hide? 😁 🤭 100% and he's very confident that he's telling the truth?? I like the way you made him change his deminer and it was all good in the end. Much respect to the Auditing Britain Organisation 🤭 keep up the good work bro!! P. S. He don't like cameras yet he's wearing one and surrounded by many everywhere he goes...

    • @larryforeman7157
      @larryforeman7157 3 роки тому +2

      He may just have a very poor short-term memory. I know I do. But then, I'm 77 years old, so I suppose I have an excuse. I think his excuse is merely to deny poor behavior.

    • @MikeSmith-rd9fi
      @MikeSmith-rd9fi 3 роки тому +2

      he says he was 100% sure. what an utter dickhead.

    • @Badger69-96
      @Badger69-96 3 роки тому

      @@MikeSmith-rd9fi absolutely, imagine how he is when he nicks people he doesn't know his arse from his elbow but yet will testify in court!!

    • @MrTomtom3d
      @MrTomtom3d 3 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @Ohm_mega
      @Ohm_mega 3 роки тому +3

      Although I have never seen AB in the flesh I am beginning to build up a profile of what sort of person can scare the police shitless. Apparently he is below four feet tall and narrower than four inches, being able to hide behind a short fencepost.

  • @modi4473
    @modi4473 2 роки тому +3

    Ahh the beauty of a recording inspector . We all went back to the beginning as you suggested ,I’m not a bit suppressed of course . 😞

  • @alext2933
    @alext2933 3 роки тому +88

    I CANNOT WAIT for the "Inspector" to see his approach. Just what AB told him, there was no Sir initially. Straight into you are loitering, etc, etc..... Nothing close to his recollection. What a great demonstration of why AB is out there educating "Inspectors" and others in the law. Shame it is required but just about all of AB's videos show that it is. Much love AB.

  • @goonercamerawiper8662
    @goonercamerawiper8662 3 роки тому +44

    When you lie so frequently you forget the Truth.

  • @maxvonessen6543
    @maxvonessen6543 3 роки тому +2

    My wife and I were appalled at this bullying appalling behaviour..now we know how are taxes are spent!

  • @dazzyd1964
    @dazzyd1964 3 роки тому +199

    "I couldn't help but notice you loitering around our sort of gate there and taking pictures of things..." Inspector Pinocchio has stitched himself up ROYALLY! - none of the BS he "claims" to have said did he actually say - I guess they get so used to lying that they just can't help themselves... Well done AB for standing your ground - maybe running a chest-mounted GoPro would allow you to review footage on the spot whilst maintaing full recording capacity, and make them look even more stupid than they are!

    • @RUDEBOYY2K80
      @RUDEBOYY2K80 3 роки тому +7

      I’ve thought that too. Also it will stay recording if they snatch your camera phone from you, like I have seen being done before. 🇬🇧

    • @hoppinonabronzeleg9477
      @hoppinonabronzeleg9477 3 роки тому +5

      That's a really good idea!

    • @excyt8760
      @excyt8760 3 роки тому +4

      Great idea AB should definitely implement this 💯

    • @ukqwerty999
      @ukqwerty999 2 роки тому

      i think they would argue the replay and say something like, "they said it before you could hear then"

    • @gregkasza1925
      @gregkasza1925 2 роки тому +1

      Normally, we just smile and say “ Yes Officer “. That’s why they think they are right. Today, we have personal security cameras in our hands.

  • @timagovani8507
    @timagovani8507 3 роки тому +23

    Yes!! I agree with u Ab!!! He thought he was above you, and you made him change his Tone!!! I love your video😍

  • @JeepTeriyaki
    @JeepTeriyaki 3 роки тому +5

    I absolutely love it! I'm from Maine in the United States and you sir are my favorite auditor. Check out Bay Area Transparency Think you would enjoy his audits as well! Keep doing what you do it helps educate the tyrants.

  • @Mr_.G
    @Mr_.G 3 роки тому +68

    It's Amazing just how these "people" are utterly convinced of their own damn LIES.

    • @kingfishercobra5497
      @kingfishercobra5497 3 роки тому +4

      Why do you think they hate the camera pointed at them you would swear it's a magnum

  • @janispetke9519
    @janispetke9519 3 роки тому +21

    If just ONE of those stormtroopers ever said "hello Sir, are you looking for the entrance, it's that way, have a nice day." But nooooo, it's always the Gestapo routine.

  • @stephenbrown5844
    @stephenbrown5844 2 роки тому +1

    I felt that this conversation AB, was a very good interaction with this inspector. 😁👍❤️🇬🇧Stay safe bud💚💚✌️🇬🇧

  • @DodgeCity111
    @DodgeCity111 3 роки тому +108

    If he lies about such small details imagine the litany of other lies he's told over his career.

    • @Fishicecrea
      @Fishicecrea 3 роки тому +6

      For real, he’s probably cheating on his boyfriend

    • @yeahtube69
      @yeahtube69 3 роки тому +2

      I am not sure he actually meant to lie ... I agree he most certainly did lie but I think his adrenaline was probably flowing a bit and when AB pointed out that the words he was choosing to use to describe what he was doing ie: Loitering .. Hiding ...Crouching ... instead of the use of the word ' Standing ' and he clearly did not ask him why in the initial contact but I think it was because AB was so articulate in his word-smithing getting the officer to second guess what he said when he approached that the officer simply did not know what TO say or what HE did say.. but I don't think he intentionally fell over his words although he did for sure. All I am saying is I don't think the officer was really trying to HEM up our AB on some trumped up 'charges' by lying about AB's standing taking pictures instead of Loitering Hiding or Crouching. Not a boot licker .. it just seemed like he honestly did not know how to properly converse with AB initially.

    • @KieranDevvs
      @KieranDevvs 3 роки тому

      Objection! *Speculation* your honour.

  • @alid8646
    @alid8646 3 роки тому +138

    "we work with individuals that aren't very nice"
    And that's just his colleagues...🤪

    • @whoshatwat
      @whoshatwat 3 роки тому +5

      Try working in a pub, train station, chip shop, taxi or delivering pizza’s! All more dangerous jobs than theirs, like most. They’re all shit scared of everything with absolutely zero social skills which is why they were attracted to the job in the first place.

    • @makingyouilllegally4826
      @makingyouilllegally4826 3 роки тому

      We work with sick people... Yes, you are a nurse

    • @yogiguitar1
      @yogiguitar1 3 роки тому

      ha ha! good one !

    • @SirGeneralRandom
      @SirGeneralRandom 3 роки тому

      Haha good one

    • @SirGeneralRandom
      @SirGeneralRandom 3 роки тому

      @@AB-cs7vm Fake AB trolling comments,what's up Officer?

  • @mrwallen
    @mrwallen 3 роки тому +2

    I saw the title and said to myself this is going to be good and I wasn’t disappointed.

  • @thehouseholder5468
    @thehouseholder5468 3 роки тому +64

    Interesting how he became more and more respectful as you became firmer with your response, wonder how it would have been without a camera 🤔

  • @marklatimer7333
    @marklatimer7333 3 роки тому +46

    When he came out he was in "Here we go again another F--ing stupid Loony" mode, it's the default setting for all Police.

    • @SkyLarkin
      @SkyLarkin 3 роки тому

      Not all! Most not all

  • @ROGERS199
    @ROGERS199 3 роки тому +1

    Love these videos keep it up come to South Wales Newport or Cwmbran please keep it up u legend

  • @Paul-nr6ws
    @Paul-nr6ws 3 роки тому +26

    "I can't help noticing you loitering". "I said hello sir". Then doubled, tripled down on the lie. Why can a copper never admit wrong doing?

    • @trevor5485
      @trevor5485 3 роки тому +1

      Some can m.ua-cam.com/video/In1Hezxfl50/v-deo.html skip to 2:20

  • @Liam-yr4uf
    @Liam-yr4uf 3 роки тому +162

    Came out a bit rash, then got knocked down a peg. To his credit, his ego let him step down and he seemed fairly articulate and polite after acknowledging your feedback.

    • @BR-vd2ux
      @BR-vd2ux 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed.

    • @irrelevant6904
      @irrelevant6904 3 роки тому

      AB doesn't care about how nice they can be. He just cares about likes ok youtube😉

    • @artlover282
      @artlover282 3 роки тому +4

      @@irrelevant6904 He didn't smile once. He was just changing tactics when bullying didn't work. It's all just strategy for inspector pinocchio.

    • @SirGeneralRandom
      @SirGeneralRandom 3 роки тому +1

      If A.B had been ignorant of the law I'm sure the outcome would be very different.

    • @SirGeneralRandom
      @SirGeneralRandom 3 роки тому

      @@irrelevant6904 irellavent

  • @Bentriverrusher
    @Bentriverrusher 3 роки тому +2

    That was funny. Kinda reminded me of when Che told Letterman she hadn't been on his show before because she thought he was an sasspole. The cop had that same trapped look on his mug as Letterman.

  • @GamerUK
    @GamerUK 3 роки тому +13

    “Can you all fit in there” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @spencermanaton884
    @spencermanaton884 3 роки тому +23

    He is positive he can lie even when it's filmed 😂😂

  • @_festival
    @_festival 2 роки тому +2

    That officer was full of lies. Realistically this situation could have gone left and very quickly, but you expertly stood your ground. Had his attitude do a complete 180 👍😂

  • @topphatt628
    @topphatt628 3 роки тому +21

    I love it when a plan comes together. Cheers my man.

  • @Yeknodathon
    @Yeknodathon 3 роки тому +13

    So many lines of communication being opened up! A pleasant, welcoming "Hello Sir, just asking if you need help with anything?", would have been a good start.

  • @thestrengthwithin4249
    @thestrengthwithin4249 Рік тому

    I haven’t even watched this yet, and I am in bits just by the title inspector, Pinocchio 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌AB you do make me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌

  • @maryhassan7462
    @maryhassan7462 3 роки тому +32

    2 minutes in and already laughing out loud and choking on my hot chocolate 😂😂😂 Hiding... Crouching 😂😂😂😂😂 I love you AB 🤗🤗🤗🤗

  • @tazp123
    @tazp123 3 роки тому +54

    What they said: immediately accused someone of a crime.
    What they think they said: "Hello good sir, I hope all is well with you today, can I help you in any way at all?"
    Would be funny if it weren't so sad.

    • @stevehendon4076
      @stevehendon4076 3 роки тому +1

      Or just stayed inside and got on with some work. Or just said 'oh look, it's AB again'. With the number of videos of this type on UA-cam don't they ever learn 🤣🤣🤣

  • @robertcaffrey6097
    @robertcaffrey6097 3 місяці тому

    I get the impression from his turn about face that he suddenly realised he was been audited. BTW that was such a liberated move walking away to have a look at the electric car. I would have loved to see the reaction on the inspectors face at that point. Well done AB.

  • @vincentsubmarinismo774
    @vincentsubmarinismo774 3 роки тому +162

    He started off being authrative until you challenged him, then he changed tack, he's a melt 😅

    • @micjubba709
      @micjubba709 3 роки тому +16

      He realised AB wasnt some idiot he could order about

    • @alexteasdale4599
      @alexteasdale4599 3 роки тому +2

      Same old same with these idiots

    • @Marubi2
      @Marubi2 3 роки тому +3

      The fools always come out aggressive then start looking stupid when they feel the wrath

  • @wokeupandsmellthecoffee214
    @wokeupandsmellthecoffee214 3 роки тому +44

    The first words I heard him say were “I couldn’t help noticing you loitering around the gate” so yes he’s a Pinocchio 👃

  • @ЕвгенийБойко-э9ь
    @ЕвгенийБойко-э9ь 2 роки тому +3

    For me it's a real pleasure to listen 🎶 😊 to this conversation

  • @bangbabalas5857
    @bangbabalas5857 3 роки тому +81

    And that ladies and gentlemen is why you should always video any interactions with these narcissists.
    Good work AB

  • @marklee1783
    @marklee1783 3 роки тому +25

    I like the way AB just walked away to film the electric car.

  • @mobshah6250
    @mobshah6250 3 роки тому +1

    Legendary! Thank you AB!

  • @daleheat8455
    @daleheat8455 3 роки тому +41

    Yo Ab the man, the myth, the legend 😁😁😁 big up again buddy for giving all that compo out to the public already got me in the Christmas spirit 😂

  • @hellobanking802
    @hellobanking802 3 роки тому +17

    This Posh inspector ponce really does my bonce right in.

  • @peterc4955
    @peterc4955 4 місяці тому

    An inspector so used to badgering the public he got a shock when he came up against a professional. It took a while for it to sink in, but when it did he tried pretty well to recover. Telling him that you had experienced Terrorism Section 23; and won, was a very sobering moment for him. Now is the time become professional he thinks, but way too late you numpty. Great work AB. Mind you some credit to him to be running a station where not one officer was wearing the thin blue line shows he is trying... a bit anyway. Great work mate (AB).

  • @djn1856
    @djn1856 3 роки тому +53

    How these guys dont know its AB at this point is beyond me lol

    • @them4477
      @them4477 3 роки тому +2

      Because weirdly the Police forces don't communicate with each other. That's how criminals get away with things. 'Police intelligence' is a complete oxymoron.

  • @MrJonny2324
    @MrJonny2324 3 роки тому +49

    He came out on the offensive, but mellowed and actually sounded like a half decent officer.
    Don't worry AB, Im sure you will find some cops to give them flags out to at somepoint. :D

    • @DMC888
      @DMC888 3 роки тому +5

      The bullshit is strong in this one. Easy to see how he made inspector.

  • @dimitriyates2701
    @dimitriyates2701 3 роки тому +2

    All other factors aside, this police officer is eloquent and can communicate . No doubt about it.

  • @Local6News
    @Local6News 3 роки тому +16

    *"I'm not taking pictures of your cars, I'm bird watching. Didn't you see that Miniature Yellow Belly Horn Swagler up in that tree? There's also a Green Eyed Koleeberks that was over there."*

  • @leadeditoratasgardian3124
    @leadeditoratasgardian3124 3 роки тому +29

    I still can’t believe a memo hasn’t gone out to not bother people filming in public.

    • @andyt2k
      @andyt2k 3 роки тому +1

      It did in the states, hasn't changed anything

    • @Scouse_Wayne
      @Scouse_Wayne 3 роки тому

      because that's smart thinking, and police don't do that sort of thinking :D

  • @user-xq6sj3jk5x
    @user-xq6sj3jk5x 3 роки тому

    Love your work m8 🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✌️✌️ Churchill respect