Citizen's Arrest

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  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +159

    Must watch
    ua-cam.com/video/MM5of_uDKYc/v-deo.html

    • @diabetes30yr60
      @diabetes30yr60 2 роки тому +18

      When asked why you wearing sunglasees you could see how much she needed to hold that laugh in. But lip filler wasn't a happy bunny fab one AB

    • @thelstanedwardsson4374
      @thelstanedwardsson4374 2 роки тому +11

      LOL - "Seriously, why's she wearing sunglasses?"

    • @dogvomit9765
      @dogvomit9765 2 роки тому +11

      hi AB i love your videos, been a follower for ages now. AB just a little headsup mate, those blackberries haven been driven past many times per day and could well contain shit that comes from exhausts bro. Sorry if that sounds a little mad lol stay safe out there my friend x

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +15

      I know you have .
      It was raining and there is hardly any cars in Wales.
      Thank you 😊

    • @dogvomit9765
      @dogvomit9765 2 роки тому +8

      @@AuditingBritain aww thank you AB 😊💯 perhaps in Wales the cars are outnumbered by sheep then?! It's been great to see your channel grow, i love your approach to people and you're very funny sometimes you have me roaring 😂😂 take care bro, looking forward to your next upload 💯👍🏻

  • @811871
    @811871 7 місяців тому +143

    Why pay for a T.V. licence when you can watch this comedy gold

    • @andrewmcfadzean1759
      @andrewmcfadzean1759 Місяць тому +1

      You need a tv licence to stream online nowadays as well apparently 😂😂😂

    • @pauliosantos6379
      @pauliosantos6379 Місяць тому +1

      It's to watch commercial live streaming online, so personal viewers watching non commercial streamers (and that doesn't mean making money from views) are totally with the remit of the scum law in the uk :)

    • @daddymulk
      @daddymulk Місяць тому

      Cancelled mine and yeah this is much better than BBC Britain's Brainwashing Cult

    • @trixiepixie-sn6le
      @trixiepixie-sn6le Місяць тому

      🤣

    • @Scottybudgie
      @Scottybudgie Місяць тому +1

      You pay for t.v license really

  • @rogerr2796
    @rogerr2796 2 роки тому +535

    That guy waited all his life to play police officer. And it turned out so badly.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +42

      😂😂😂

    • @alcoyne3333333333333
      @alcoyne3333333333333 2 роки тому +5

      😅

    • @mr.phasfun6044
      @mr.phasfun6044 2 роки тому +23

      He owned up to driving a marked car..then wanted the recording deleted....oooops

    • @kennyholland4731
      @kennyholland4731 2 роки тому +12

      If he didn't like being filmed, Mr McKay shouldn't have walked to the camera then, anyway hasn't he got a job to do at Sslade prison 😉

    • @mrdannydrink
      @mrdannydrink 2 роки тому +10

      @@AuditingBritain I thought Harold Shipman was dead 🤔🤣

  • @duffduffbeerbeer
    @duffduffbeerbeer 3 місяці тому +77

    Legend has it some 2 years later he is still standing in the carpark clicking his fingers shouting " Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul ".....

    • @user-zl3tt7tz8u
      @user-zl3tt7tz8u Місяць тому

      he was probably shouting paul,paul,paul, to give the illusion that there is some one called paul near by, and that was enough for him to get away from three grown men thugs trying to punch fu.k out of him and rob him. LOL because he shouted paul,paul,paul, he had over £100 in his pocket and they got NOTHING LOL (paul,paul,paul) next time hell shout beatrice, beatrice ,beatrice..... you fuckin scumbag. p.s. its all kickin off, but its alright when you get the show right.

    • @joedee1863
      @joedee1863 8 днів тому

      He'd make a good scarecrow wouldn't he ?
      Snap snap Paul Paul !
      And the crows reply
      Kaak kaak, caw caw.

  • @Imw101
    @Imw101 2 місяці тому +57

    Boris Johnson's sister is a police constable? I never knew that.

    • @michaelalderman-uz2gd
      @michaelalderman-uz2gd Місяць тому

      SHE EATS HER DINNER AT THE CUNTSTABLE, SHE KEEPS HER HORSE AT THE CUNTSTABLE

  • @SMITH-lw3rv
    @SMITH-lw3rv 2 роки тому +121

    "So why are you still here?"
    "Cause you're talking to me."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Polecat54941
    @Polecat54941 2 роки тому +468

    Visiting a police HQ these days is like a trip to the zoo, you never know what kind of weird creature you will spot!

  • @ZahidKhan-tb3fb
    @ZahidKhan-tb3fb Рік тому +80

    Dr Shipman: “what are you doing”?
    AB: “I’m filming”.
    Dr Shipman: “no you not”.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @craigfowler7098
    @craigfowler7098 2 місяці тому +35

    He can ask anything he wants and does not have to justify it to anyone. Plus he can stay as long as he wants and does not need anyone's permission.

  • @MalaysiaPhilip
    @MalaysiaPhilip 2 роки тому +1181

    The way he clicks his fingers for someone to come over to him and nobody does speaks volumes.

    • @SuperEarther
      @SuperEarther 2 роки тому +119

      They all know he is a old crank

    • @corkion
      @corkion 2 роки тому +13

      lol

    • @jacksonirving4594
      @jacksonirving4594 2 роки тому +8

      😂 I've done that a few times.

    • @ivanna_humpallot621
      @ivanna_humpallot621 2 роки тому +20

      What an "OLD FART"! 😂

    • @Putin391
      @Putin391 2 роки тому +2

      @@ivanna_humpallot621 a fart that comes out an expired arse crack with high mileage.

  • @kevinberrill1452
    @kevinberrill1452 2 роки тому +160

    They don’t even realize that they are the matter of public interest! 😂

  • @mrlogiclogic4119
    @mrlogiclogic4119 Рік тому +28

    "Did you have lip filler"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @isaacramsay7889
    @isaacramsay7889 2 місяці тому +23

    This is one of the funniest ones. The power trip is a heroic dose

  • @secretfacekid8920
    @secretfacekid8920 2 роки тому +71

    Those two police women were absolutely useless, imagine them trying to actually catch criminals.

    • @zsuira
      @zsuira 2 роки тому +8

      They are not employed to catch criminals but to protect the establishment.

    • @09weenic
      @09weenic 2 роки тому +12

      They will be good at shutting the rear door of a police van once her four male colleagues deal with a violent criminal

    • @mrlegkick91
      @mrlegkick91 2 роки тому +6

      The fact that we pay silly amounts of money for them to drive around and play cop is ridiculous

    • @johnomay3734
      @johnomay3734 2 місяці тому +2

      Maybe they’re the escaped budgie squad

    • @loonaticsrunningtheassylum
      @loonaticsrunningtheassylum Місяць тому

      The police don't catch criminals. That's not their job.. they're stealth tax collectors. Nothing more

  • @elusive7078
    @elusive7078 2 роки тому +100

    She blanks you three times and then says 'see your not even listening to me' ffs lol 🤣

    • @wailer27
      @wailer27 6 днів тому

      she was trying to remember the question she had asked that he didn't answer... also pointing out it's not a crime to look at a badge OR film a badge is being pedantic, which really means she got caught out in a logical fallacy and has no other argument other than to attack the person exposing her nonsense

  • @Turn1t0ff
    @Turn1t0ff Рік тому +27

    They treat us with contempt, but it is us who should treat them with utter contempt.
    They don't even know the laws they purport to adhering to.

  • @tomeksikora1297
    @tomeksikora1297 9 місяців тому +26

    Everyone who doesn't just immediately and unquestioningly comply is 'awkward'.
    No, being face to face with an agent of the Crown whose default position is 'actively look for anything I might successfully prosecute', is awkward.

    • @loonaticsrunningtheassylum
      @loonaticsrunningtheassylum Місяць тому

      They're just stealth tax collectors..

    • @jamesgillan3099
      @jamesgillan3099 28 днів тому

      🎉😂😊😮

    • @joedee1863
      @joedee1863 8 днів тому +1

      If you're awkward does that make you an Awk ?
      If you're Dorkward, does that make you a Dork
      I'd rather be a Hobbit , so I can stand and gobbit,
      Or even be an Elf, so I can help myself
      To all those lovely brambles, as I go for for Welsh rarebit rambles.
      I know I'm being silly
      But they started it first,
      It's my right to be a silly billy,
      So their ego bubble gets burst.

  • @galwithanafro
    @galwithanafro 2 роки тому +116

    "Anyways, I need to go and pick up some blackberries" 😂😂😂😂 I can't deal!!!

  • @timcruse9054
    @timcruse9054 2 роки тому +456

    This is like a sketch from Monty Python. Police officer “can I help you?” Auditing Britain “No thank you” 😂😂😂😂 two police cars to question someone filming in a public place meanwhile houses are burgled and cars are stolen and never investigated. Absolutely brilliant.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +20

      🙏🏼

    • @mr.phasfun6044
      @mr.phasfun6044 2 роки тому +26

      Little Britain sketch

    • @mrsillywalk
      @mrsillywalk 2 роки тому +8

      A couple of local drug dealers keep their stash in her hair. She don't know what's there.

    • @positivityandpeace4718
      @positivityandpeace4718 2 роки тому +5

      Spot on all you get is a crime reference number. Pathetic

    • @caolkyle
      @caolkyle 2 роки тому +11

      I always love the 'Is there anything ELSE I can help with?', he didn't ask for help in the first place..

  • @robertwilliams2323
    @robertwilliams2323 3 місяці тому +11

    This guy is so funny, a great wind up merchant.

  • @mdnanumiah1768
    @mdnanumiah1768 Рік тому +31

    Love the way you got put those officers in their place, awesome, They can’t keep up with your intelligence and knowledge. Keep it up ❤

  • @hearyou4203
    @hearyou4203 2 роки тому +110

    Probably somone inside the office wound him up to go "defend the station". What a laugh. What a deranged guy. Great vid.

    • @collincovid6950
      @collincovid6950 2 роки тому

      Mr Bumble would make a good advertisement for long life batteries as he only really had one motion. What a complete dick head, and it would be funny if he were to come to this video and read the comments, before he took out the batteries

  • @izas6853
    @izas6853 2 роки тому +192

    On another note, Welsh countryside is absolutely gorgeous.

    • @CommanderStarblaster
      @CommanderStarblaster 2 роки тому

      😂 Isn't it, doesn't it, wouldn't it.

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 2 роки тому +1

      Turns out Tom Jones' green green grass of home was real.

    • @veganfortheanimalsdee6637
      @veganfortheanimalsdee6637 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah, but you need to go to wales to see it though..🤥 full of welsh folk. Scotland is beautiful, we are also pretty friendly.

    • @willbee7925
      @willbee7925 2 роки тому +1

      Grass and bushes and trees.

    • @bikinibandit2398
      @bikinibandit2398 2 роки тому

      Wales for the Welsh.

  • @michaelziggiotto1164
    @michaelziggiotto1164 Рік тому +37

    Great videos A.B.!👍 Being American, I love how no matter how aggravated some of these British people get,they are still polite! 👍👍

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 11 місяців тому +5

      The law punishes us heavily for violence sadly, our courts don't look at realism of situations but rather just push for convictions to increase their numbers. Its corrupt to the core sadly mate, where us members of the public become almost defenceless. We've become a police state and its terrifying that everyone has seemed to allow our rights to be eroded.

  • @ericyoutube77
    @ericyoutube77 Рік тому +14

    I’ve learnt a lot more about the law from this channel

  • @ianjones3568
    @ianjones3568 2 роки тому +69

    Beardy weirdy: "the inspector will err...."
    AB: "inspect me?"😂😂

  • @robertreid7221
    @robertreid7221 2 роки тому +98

    Typical coppers, accelerate the situation in the hopes of getting an arrest when the public don't immediately comply

  • @McGrew100
    @McGrew100 8 місяців тому +11

    "We;re not getting the answers we want".

  • @Headshot1002
    @Headshot1002 Рік тому +5

    They are soo thick, well done AB. Running rings around them. always defending their own rather than defend what they took an oath against

  • @ronnierosenthal6551
    @ronnierosenthal6551 2 роки тому +44

    Fella knows how it feels to ring the police and no one bothers to come out

    • @rob936
      @rob936 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

  • @kevinchamberlain7928
    @kevinchamberlain7928 2 роки тому +214

    The two WPC's prove intelligence is not required to join the police force.

    • @kateroyston9416
      @kateroyston9416 2 роки тому +12

      One with sun glasses,the other shielding her eyes, to stop the false lashes getting washed off.Fucking hell i despair!

    • @donnafartface3905
      @donnafartface3905 2 роки тому +5

      It's WPCs. Not WPC's. But then again WPC rank title was abolished 22 years ago.

    • @adcolt54
      @adcolt54 2 роки тому +12

      yet another diversity hire success story

    • @1SpudderR
      @1SpudderR 2 роки тому +12

      Do they practice being stupid! They get great wages for What?

    • @keithclark6299
      @keithclark6299 2 роки тому +10

      No intelligence, just a tattoo.

  • @edeledeledel5490
    @edeledeledel5490 Рік тому +4

    In the middle of a conversation when she was asking you personal questions, she says "Why are you asking me questions" and then "Why are you still here?" Priceless. You couldn't make it up.

  • @grandtheftgameryt
    @grandtheftgameryt Рік тому +6

    Omg that lip filler question got me and the sunglasses question 😂😂😂

  • @ghostofreagan3181
    @ghostofreagan3181 2 роки тому +278

    AB is truly the best. Never gets mad, he simply destroys them with logic.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +27

      Thank You🤛

    • @cuckingfunt9353
      @cuckingfunt9353 2 роки тому +5

      @@AuditingBritain I love the new thing you are doing... the lip filler and the sunglasses... It completely throws them and confuses them. I will remember that tactic.
      When she said " you are asking personal questions" well they ask personal questions why shouldn't you.... There is no more personal question than that of my identity, if the cops want to know my sexual preferences I will tell them, my dick size I will tell them.... My name and address, that's personal information, I don't want to tell them.

    • @ghostofreagan3181
      @ghostofreagan3181 2 роки тому +1

      @@aposslex well, each to his

    • @wayneh150
      @wayneh150 2 роки тому +2

      @@AuditingBritain do you have the ability to do live, where people may suggest intresting questions during the interaction.

    • @Hondadctrider
      @Hondadctrider 2 роки тому +4

      I'll bet the older guy is fun at parties.

  • @faz08
    @faz08 2 роки тому +195

    That small blondie one isn't used to people not answering her questions..

    • @gazzanorth4373
      @gazzanorth4373 2 роки тому +28

      Two busy thinking of her next lip filler appointment

    • @4catsnow
      @4catsnow 2 роки тому +19

      She had to participate in the debate at the same time keeping her makeup shielded....kind of a losing battle on both fronts..

    • @michaelfulthorpe1910
      @michaelfulthorpe1910 2 роки тому +15

      All cops are the same, they seem to think everyone owes them an explanation for everything they do in life just because they are bored and it makes them feel needed. The old guy needed marched backwards chest to chest until he fell on his ass or a knee to the balls would have got the same result.

    • @TheGreat185
      @TheGreat185 2 роки тому +8

      She's mad for a suck

    • @kevinberrill1452
      @kevinberrill1452 2 роки тому +6

      Even when she uses her proper police voice.

  • @frankdavis7408
    @frankdavis7408 Місяць тому +4

    That hairstyle deserves a police caution

  • @judz567
    @judz567 Рік тому +4

    copper 'why are you her'
    AB 'i'm not a her'

  • @CharlesVeitch
    @CharlesVeitch 2 роки тому +886

    Police employee had serious Dr Harold "The Old Dear Hunter" Shipman vibes

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 2 роки тому +11

      A mere amateur. 200+ killed. There's one Doctor who worked for the NHS that killed 654 in the same way as Harold.

    • @kippersniffer3699
      @kippersniffer3699 2 роки тому +18

      @@Nickle314 and how many has the 💉 killed

    • @Goldboy1975
      @Goldboy1975 2 роки тому +20

      Shipman would have been pro vaccine…. 🤔

    • @marklittler784
      @marklittler784 2 роки тому +2

      @Bud King of Beers Because he was always out on calls.

    • @strawman4355
      @strawman4355 2 роки тому +1

      Hahaha hahaha

  • @PeteretePeter
    @PeteretePeter 2 роки тому +314

    What an absolute prize plum that pen pusher is. Clearly being told on the phone to back off and that you’re doing nothing wrong but he’s so puffed up with his own self-importance that he can’t back down. Stays out so long his shirt gets soaked through. 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

    • @Chris-nf3sg
      @Chris-nf3sg 2 роки тому +20

      Totally agree. Shipman was a total balloon. 🤣

    • @kevinchamberlain7928
      @kevinchamberlain7928 2 роки тому +11

      Kept repeating "I'm not at all happy" but gutted he was in the wrong.

    • @cosmicdebris42
      @cosmicdebris42 2 роки тому +15

      Think this guy has a touch of Joe Biden. The lady's had to shuffle him back to his desk like he had escaped an old folks home.

    • @kevinchamberlain7928
      @kevinchamberlain7928 2 роки тому +1

      @@cosmicdebris42 likely shit and pissed himself like groping Joe Biden, too!

    • @aleebea
      @aleebea Рік тому

      ​@@cosmicdebris42 😂😂. A touch of Joe Biden!

  • @tonyyork46
    @tonyyork46 Рік тому +3

    The guy with the beard and glasses thought he was important 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SusanNoulton
    @SusanNoulton Місяць тому +2

    God I love the way you question them, and they just give up on you Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryanbosley7759
    @ryanbosley7759 2 роки тому +71

    "privacy is a crime"
    WHAT A COMPLETE WALLY

  • @Futoy
    @Futoy 2 роки тому +301

    My God what an embarrassment to the police force.

    • @apollocreed5391
      @apollocreed5391 2 роки тому +20

      What an embarrassment to Wales too 😂

    • @nonenone-vt8cg
      @nonenone-vt8cg 2 роки тому +20

      It is difficult to embarrass Dyfed Powys Police, as they have been found not fit for purpose and the most corrupt force in Wales.

    • @Testedecazzo
      @Testedecazzo 2 роки тому +5

      Service*

    • @shaneseccombe1837
      @shaneseccombe1837 2 роки тому +12

      You are dead right. It’s bloody scary to think these people have so much power. Were do they get them from? Its extremely worrying

    • @edenlondon2992
      @edenlondon2992 2 роки тому

      @@Testedecazzo
      Farce ?

  • @ericyoutube77
    @ericyoutube77 Рік тому +4

    “You’re dismissed”😂

  • @davidholburn8698
    @davidholburn8698 5 місяців тому +3

    This one is always worth a rewatch.

  • @stevewager3861
    @stevewager3861 2 роки тому +231

    "We're not getting anywhere" - Translated "He isn't incriminating himself" .....
    GJ AB love your work

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +14

      🙏🏼

    • @1stamendmentmedia464
      @1stamendmentmedia464 2 роки тому +12

      They asked....."what ELSE can we help you with today?"
      Wait....did I miss the part where they DID help him today?

  • @LUXREPORT
    @LUXREPORT 2 роки тому +53

    "Why are you still here?..... Because your talking to me!" hahahahaahaha LEGEND!!!! Crazy world where people feelings always come into it.

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 Рік тому +3

    🤣I reckon the phone call he got was his wife saying she's leaving him because he's nuts.

  • @emzt5289
    @emzt5289 2 роки тому +92

    Offering him a blackberry cracked me up 😆😆😆

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +8

      Got to be polite lol

    • @richardharries5825
      @richardharries5825 2 роки тому +1

      AB I love your reply.

    • @benh9096
      @benh9096 2 роки тому

      @@AuditingBritain ur not polite ur rude, asking if she had a lipper filler multiple times. lad ur a bad ming cant wait to see ur shit taken down

    • @crymeaariver
      @crymeaariver 2 роки тому

      @@benh9096 lmao

  • @andyb6120
    @andyb6120 2 роки тому +217

    Well done AB this was a classic. They did the walk of shame.

    • @seanspawn7805
      @seanspawn7805 2 роки тому +2

      There was no walk of shame on this one.

    • @The-Weekend-Warrior
      @The-Weekend-Warrior 2 роки тому +4

      No walk of shame here, no shame, no explanation why their attitude was wrong... just a "let's get moving, there's a fool out there filming nothing"...

    • @Burghbypass
      @Burghbypass 2 роки тому +7

      Brilliant! Funniest instalment for a long time! Totally clueless. Citizen's Arrest - LOL! Nobody does an audit better than AB - no aggro, no bullying and you get the point over.

    • @The-Weekend-Warrior
      @The-Weekend-Warrior 2 роки тому +2

      @@Burghbypass Where did they get the point? This is exactly my problem here. They didn't.

    • @7dtdfil730
      @7dtdfil730 2 роки тому +1

      @@seanspawn7805 except every step he took onto the road, blocking the highway...

  • @EdnaCloud
    @EdnaCloud 8 місяців тому +3

    This place is not far from me and I'm so glad you went there, they are baiters, bullies and love the sound of their own pathetic voices. Shocking to call them police officers, I've met nicer bouncers and prisoners. Place is pronounced DUFFID POWISS. Carmarthen is famous for puppy farming a dubious business, I think they send all the runts to that station.

  • @missbethy321
    @missbethy321 Рік тому +4

    "Dyfed Powys Police"... Or as we like to call them/what they're known locally as: *"DISNEY Powys Police!"* 😂🤣👍🏻

  • @Paul-fm3cf
    @Paul-fm3cf 2 роки тому +25

    "Anyway, I need to go and pick some blackberries." Brilliant : )

  • @scottthompson551
    @scottthompson551 2 роки тому +257

    The old man who made the Citizens arrests his kids must be so proud of him what a doughnut

    • @jimmyjones1266
      @jimmyjones1266 2 роки тому +19

      His kids r probably the same

    • @woodlanegardenequipmentrep9149
      @woodlanegardenequipmentrep9149 2 роки тому +12

      ....needs folding up like a pretzel

    • @BR1883FC
      @BR1883FC 2 роки тому +5

      @@jimmyjones1266 Are socks able to conceive?

    • @jamesoneill2933
      @jamesoneill2933 2 роки тому +1

      @@jimmyjones1266 Like people under the stairs. “ Da da made an arrest today”.

    • @cliffmason2806
      @cliffmason2806 2 роки тому +4

      how does he and his boyfriend have kids

  • @rob1969in
    @rob1969in Місяць тому +1

    'Anyway I have to go and pick up some Blackberries'.....killed me

  • @peteramberley9952
    @peteramberley9952 3 місяці тому +5

    What a horse of a woman 😅

  • @cashstore1
    @cashstore1 2 роки тому +121

    This is what happens when people go through life being ignorant. That includes the cops. Logic skills are thrown to the four winds.
    Blackberries. Yum!!

  • @TheJoujou82
    @TheJoujou82 2 роки тому +66

    AB is the goat. This was so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @summan41man
    @summan41man Місяць тому +2

    The Honey Monster came to defend Harold Shipman

  • @tman5634
    @tman5634 Рік тому +2

    The lunatic forgot he was wearing an I.d card & proceded to looked at it once pointed out to him...maybe he forgot his own name 😆
    Surely he's unemployable by any workforce 😆

  • @davidsmith7001
    @davidsmith7001 2 роки тому +628

    I almost feel sorry for him, he’s indoctrinated and hasn’t grasped how many thousands of people are gonna judge him.

    • @sensational_cellar8606
      @sensational_cellar8606 2 роки тому +46

      Pompous old fart 💨

    • @pete904ni
      @pete904ni 2 роки тому +21

      Yeah but he's going to ask the police officer to take his phone and delete the video

    • @purplerabbit874
      @purplerabbit874 2 роки тому +4

      @@sensational_cellar8606 Less of the old, Lol

    • @ice9735
      @ice9735 2 роки тому +4

      @@pete904ni 🤣🤣🤣

    • @parahandy6251
      @parahandy6251 2 роки тому +8

      @@daveysrevolution5940 You think so? Get back in your cave, muppet.

  • @stancichosz4201
    @stancichosz4201 2 роки тому +111

    The confusion on their faces is just priceless 😂

    • @MrDaylight
      @MrDaylight 2 роки тому

      ​@@richardhammer187 If this is enough to baffle them imagine them actually in charge of investigating a crime. Think about them handling situations and evidence that could be important to you victims. Disturbing.

    • @RABIDJOCK
      @RABIDJOCK 2 роки тому

      They are confused to find a bloke randomly filming a police station in the pissing rain for no apparent reason. It's not a crime its just a bit weird... Then asking a woman about surgery does start to sound just a little creepy..

    • @MrDaylight
      @MrDaylight 2 роки тому

      @@RABIDJOCK1. There is a reason and be explained it. 2. Their job isn't to waste tax money satisfying their curiosities. 3. If they don't like the things he's saying they can stop talking to him. And I personally find someone asking me who I am and for my ID more creepy than appearance comments.

    • @RABIDJOCK
      @RABIDJOCK 2 роки тому

      @@MrDaylight Nope his reason was weak. I've never got this filming to get a reaction stuff.. I live in N Ireland and you never see this here. Don't get me wrong most cops know the score now with these "auditors" so they have to try for another way to get YTube views. They go after any old place now. Saw one dong a Bog roll company they other day. That was a lot of shi*t.. If someone walks up to my wife and started asking her about her physical appearance I'd have something to say to him. Definitely Creepy.

    • @MrDaylight
      @MrDaylight 2 роки тому

      @@RABIDJOCK Cops know the score now? Good. So they can get back to work and actually capture some criminals. That'll be the day.

  • @Brasslantern007
    @Brasslantern007 Місяць тому +1

    I’ve never seen a civilian embarrass themselves as much as this. What an absolute joke 😂😂

  • @robertdouglas2126
    @robertdouglas2126 Рік тому +15

    Mate , love your work and you are also extremely funny, keep making us laugh 😂 🤣

  • @bw4352
    @bw4352 2 роки тому +125

    He walked up to you with a camera in your hand and says he doesn’t like being filmed what a clown

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +16

      😂😂😂

    • @johnbonner2306
      @johnbonner2306 2 роки тому

      and he isnt happy his badge is filmed yet its hung round his neck on show .... utterly brainless

  • @crazybully
    @crazybully 2 роки тому +410

    You really are the true master of auditing, priceless when you start asking them random questions, funny as fuck

    • @arniet1
      @arniet1 2 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣 Makes me chuckle heartily too. And I'm a security operative. AB come on, what's your expertise or what rule books are you reading? Inbox me lol...this stuff is good

    • @medfitconsultant
      @medfitconsultant 2 роки тому +3

      Absolutely 💯. Great 👍 recording. Enjoying every moment of it.

    • @RandPaul-se6jz
      @RandPaul-se6jz 2 роки тому +10

      The questions about the lip filler made me laugh. 😂🤣

    • @jimphone
      @jimphone 2 роки тому

      What an absolute tit. Talk about delusions of grandeur. Powerless little man.

    • @DonaldKimble
      @DonaldKimble 3 місяці тому +1

      The way AB switches between the serious and the absurd is hilarious.
      Completely snaps people out of their autopilot.

  • @andrewcawley1706
    @andrewcawley1706 Рік тому +2

    Every car that entered that roadway was speeding.....the limit is 10 mph

  • @jonkennedyfederation
    @jonkennedyfederation Рік тому +2

    "Can I help you"
    "no no"
    LOL

  • @mrstupid
    @mrstupid 2 роки тому +113

    Silly old sod is even having problems using a phone. If that is a public servant, he needs to be fired as he is taking pay by fraud. He clearly not competent

    • @marklittler784
      @marklittler784 2 роки тому +3

      Thank God he's not in charge of Nuclear weapons.

    • @4catsnow
      @4catsnow 2 роки тому +6

      "I'm not happy I walked up to him from across the street, got 2 feet away from his camera,,and he recorded my personal information" ...What a fishstick...

  • @XAVR_
    @XAVR_ 2 роки тому +123

    "Privacy is a crime"
    He bloody wishes

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 2 роки тому +4

      👍 So many of this public / civil workers think it is. They need to phone ICO and discuss with the ICO. The ICO will put them right.
      Also Equality Act, so the police and council can record but you can not. Um infact the Data Protection Act says ANYONE can record for crime or emergency reasons.

    • @-EC002-
      @-EC002- 2 роки тому +3

      I literally sighed out loud and shook my head. What a knob!

    • @pete904ni
      @pete904ni 2 роки тому +1

      @@pqrstzxerty1296 in public anyone can recorded anything for any (or no) reason.

  • @JJJKKOKJAY
    @JJJKKOKJAY Рік тому +2

    PC Shipman doesn’t like to be filmed then proceeds to hang around in front of the camera for 20+ minutes 😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @Benny10001
    @Benny10001 2 роки тому +388

    Oh my, this one had absolutely everything. 1) The crazy power craved admin person spending so much time aground police he thinks he’s an FBI agent. 2) The utterly unprepared and easily triggered officers, and.. 3) AB on absolute form - calm throughout, sarcastic to the max, and a step ahead of them all at every turn.
    This was really one of your best audits to date! 👊

    • @butters_
      @butters_ 2 роки тому +39

      Lol my auntie worked in a police office and I swear to god she thought she was chief superintendent it was mega embarrassing

    • @robrees8501
      @robrees8501 2 роки тому +7

      I actually feel sorry for the wpc’s , small town local cops and bless them they were doing their best 😂

    • @cloudyaa5397
      @cloudyaa5397 2 роки тому +1

      U said all wht i want to say 💯💯

    • @robslade2571
      @robslade2571 2 роки тому +3

      @ Mrkp0w. My cousin is a police officer. How do you think I feel.

    • @willmitchell255
      @willmitchell255 2 роки тому +7

      @@robrees8501 Agree - they were doing their best. Sunglasses ? WTF 🤷‍♂️ And those teeth would put a beaver to shame !

  • @Benny10001
    @Benny10001 2 роки тому +39

    “What’s your name”
    “I’m not telling you my name”
    [camera pans down to his ID badge]. 🤦‍♂️😂

    • @chris1927
      @chris1927 2 роки тому +9

      That fucking done me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @experiment54
      @experiment54 2 роки тому +7

      And then the guy had to look at it himself as if he didn’t know who he is 😂😆

  • @logic1695
    @logic1695 2 місяці тому +2

    "PAUL..... PAUL...." Paul was like...Nahhhhh!!!!!

  • @cosmicdebris42
    @cosmicdebris42 Місяць тому +1

    "Have you Got Lip Filler"? 😂😂😂

  • @jacko717
    @jacko717 2 роки тому +65

    Shipman needed his hat nailing on. What a daft old clown. "Privacy is a crime." priceless.

  • @johnblatchford8206
    @johnblatchford8206 2 роки тому +60

    "What's your name"
    "I'm not going to tell you"
    "I've already got it (points) it's there"😂😂😂😂😂 Fantastic!😁

  • @bvgb921
    @bvgb921 11 місяців тому +3

    Why are all coppers so thick, and why is it whenever you challenge them you're being awkward ?

  • @thursbmx
    @thursbmx Місяць тому +1

    At 20.19 - what are your plans now?
    Why do you want to take me out to dinner?

  • @andyclark1426
    @andyclark1426 2 роки тому +286

    It’s funny how the police don’t like being filmed and questioned despite them doing the very same to us

    • @baronvonmaximillionsnell2757
      @baronvonmaximillionsnell2757 2 роки тому +19

      See, the government/ police don't like the mobile phone and it's camera...They ( government/police) don't have control any more. The public do at last.
      The mobile phone is the most democratic thing, sence the pen.

    • @kevgall12
      @kevgall12 2 роки тому +15

      The watchers hate being watched.

    • @SlimTortoise
      @SlimTortoise 2 роки тому +7

      They also don't like been told they are breaking the law (which they do every day in one form or another) which is also what they like to do to others!

    • @WasNotWas999
      @WasNotWas999 2 роки тому +6

      Much harder to lie in court when you have a video of them!!!

    • @georgematthews776
      @georgematthews776 2 роки тому +3

      The difference is these horrible auditers put the footage on youtube for us all to laff at, they also film the public not just police, if i ever see a auditer i would destroy there camera

  • @nigellapaul6787
    @nigellapaul6787 2 роки тому +26

    Thought Harold shipman was dead .?

  • @e.w.1179
    @e.w.1179 2 місяці тому +1

    When I Retired as a Police Officer in 2012, I seem to remember that a Member of the Public could only Arrest when an Offence had been committed, not on suspicion of an Offence. G.

  • @maureenscott2978
    @maureenscott2978 Рік тому +2

    Another two,in the immortal words of laural n hardy "let's put our brains together and forge a head" lol

  • @callumbush1
    @callumbush1 2 роки тому +98

    Guy in blue shirt is a heavy drinker you can see it in his face hence his aggressive manner!

    • @johnbonner2306
      @johnbonner2306 2 роки тому +5

      thought that straight away .... probably drives into work unhindered aswell stinking of booze

  • @GamerUK
    @GamerUK 2 роки тому +17

    “Did you have a lip filler” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vladimirharkonnen458
    @vladimirharkonnen458 11 місяців тому +1

    The new Hot Fuzz all-female reboot looks lit. 🔥

  • @mrtomas0990
    @mrtomas0990 Рік тому +1

    Pen pusher 'the Inspector is coming'...AB .'to inspect me?.' 🤣🤣

  • @daniel1970ification
    @daniel1970ification 2 роки тому +21

    "Coffee and apologise"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Classic AB - love it.

  • @kc8563
    @kc8563 2 роки тому +140

    AB’s levels of intelligence are so far beyond the people that challenge him - which makes for pure prime time entertainment.

    • @topg1971
      @topg1971 2 роки тому +1

      @@AB-cs7vm can tell with that grammar

    • @topg1971
      @topg1971 2 роки тому

      Your trolling pretending to be AB and I’m the muppet get to bed kidda🤣🤡

    • @topg1971
      @topg1971 2 роки тому

      @@AB-cs7vm you don’t even know what to say sausage meat 🤡🤣

    • @topg1971
      @topg1971 2 роки тому

      @@AB-cs7vm full on took you 10 min to think of that and that’s punctuation you semi on 🤣🤣

    • @brainfreeze9481
      @brainfreeze9481 2 роки тому +4

      Intelligence is defined by your ability to adapt. In a constant wave of changing variables such as a police encounter, AB is quick, very quick

  • @Volound
    @Volound Рік тому +1

    hilarious how you can so reliably redirect these interactions in these ways that they are always completely unprepared to handle.

  • @juliethomas-rogers1681
    @juliethomas-rogers1681 2 роки тому +35

    Oh jesus christ, I'm cringing with embarrassment for that silly old sod! That was a bloody good laugh though AB

  • @sanchezgotsumkids
    @sanchezgotsumkids 2 роки тому +30

    Wow, they really do live in there own little bubble.
    "We don't like strangers round these parts argghhh".

    • @mattpayne3349
      @mattpayne3349 2 роки тому

      At least it looks like they've got plenty of land around the station for their sheep if you know what I mean.

    • @carltonlambert7608
      @carltonlambert7608 2 роки тому

      Even though we have the worldwide web in our pockets. Knowledge is still slow to get to some places

    • @bluesnowbelle7625
      @bluesnowbelle7625 Місяць тому

      Wicker Man vibes 😱👹☠😂

  • @cliffearl
    @cliffearl 2 місяці тому +3

    "Why you're hueer" the big one is kinda cute

  • @christopherwhiting8463
    @christopherwhiting8463 8 місяців тому +2

    Have you had a lip filler ? Haha priceless

  • @piotrfrankowski3913
    @piotrfrankowski3913 Рік тому +1

    Mate , u r the legend 😂😂did u get the lift at the end? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @The-Weekend-Warrior
    @The-Weekend-Warrior 2 роки тому +69

    When you're trying so hard to make a scene out of something and everyone else just doesn't give a crap :) That guy trying so hard to get someone out was funny.

  • @paullancaster7066
    @paullancaster7066 2 роки тому +186

    You made a complete fool of Dr Shipman! Wonderful. I loved the way that he didnt want to be filmed..... but followed you along the footpath as you filmed....and then told the person on the phone that you were filming him. 😆

    • @mrsillywalk
      @mrsillywalk 2 роки тому +4

      Dr Shipman indeed. He will whip out more than your pacemaker if he can get the two ladies off their junket and you into his surgery.

    • @max11111able
      @max11111able 2 роки тому +2

      😆

    • @TheGodParticle
      @TheGodParticle 2 роки тому +1

      Lol, exactly what I was thinking.

    • @dean6816
      @dean6816 2 роки тому +3

      LOL! I was thinking, who does he look like?

    • @freemanzak8995
      @freemanzak8995 2 роки тому +4

      Its his brother 🤣🤣🤣

  • @OGTC33
    @OGTC33 Рік тому +1

    The lip filler caught me off guard 🤣🤣

  • @Redturret
    @Redturret 2 роки тому +71

    Yet another brilliant video my favourite part was when you said are you to enforce what people like and don’t like which was a brilliant response.

  • @Andy-mp3yb
    @Andy-mp3yb 2 роки тому +95

    Loved the way you kept them out in the rain, absolutely brilliant 😁👍