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  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  3 роки тому +146

    www.basingstokegazette.co.uk/news/18886555.basingstoke-rangers-question-follow-youtuber/

    • @TallBoy-vf3tt
      @TallBoy-vf3tt 3 роки тому +48

      She was not a Special Constable. They are warranted police officers who have the power of arrest ect. She was street warden with all the power of a Sinclair C5 🤦‍♂️

    • @Mackenzie2576
      @Mackenzie2576 3 роки тому +11

      Did you receive compensation?

    • @lillye2635
      @lillye2635 3 роки тому +15

      Glad they lost their jobs maybe your video helped! 😃

    • @TallBoy-vf3tt
      @TallBoy-vf3tt 3 роки тому +8

      Did they loose their jobs?

    • @mr.a8315
      @mr.a8315 3 роки тому +2

      @@TallBoy-vf3tt Lolz ♥

  • @wezftw7130
    @wezftw7130 2 роки тому +774

    Does any of us hardcore AB fans ever come back to this video every so often for a good laugh? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ddhh5
    @ddhh5 3 роки тому +480

    These people have to be removed for public safety.

    • @Axeman369
      @Axeman369 3 роки тому +19

      And we are paying their wages and still the way they carry on what a waste of taxpayers money

    • @scrotewart2186
      @scrotewart2186 3 роки тому +8

      @@colinkinch3445 lol you sir lie to yourself. You are lost 🤦‍♂️

    • @Axeman369
      @Axeman369 3 роки тому +3

      @@colinkinch3445 shows how much I know

    • @technojoe4079
      @technojoe4079 3 роки тому +17

      @@colinkinch3445 He actually has a decent job as well as doing this auditing work, which is evidently revealing that our rights, liberties/freedoms, etc are being quickly eroded. Do you want a revert back to Nazi Germany living in a totalitarian state? I find it scary because there are some people (maybe like you?) who will welcome it but nearly all of them will regret it once it's in full swing.

    • @technojoe4079
      @technojoe4079 3 роки тому +3

      @@Axeman369 You were correct Axeman, it's Colin that's incorrect.

  • @adamclark7564
    @adamclark7564 Рік тому +84

    This is the best one. Each character brings a different level of comedy

    • @Hellndegenerates
      @Hellndegenerates 3 місяці тому

      The comedy factor is genuinely off the scale.

  • @5686darryl
    @5686darryl Рік тому +92

    this is one of AB's most surreal encounters, it feels dystopic but comedic at the same time.

    • @anomaly1717
      @anomaly1717 3 місяці тому

      Truth is that comedy thrives in oppressive regimes.

  • @sallywright8065
    @sallywright8065 3 роки тому +619

    She’s actually hysterical, the way she’s walking, all puffed up with self appointed power!!

    • @johnborton366
      @johnborton366 3 роки тому +21

      Yeah like a fat balloon, full of a misguided sense of self importance

    • @goatroper100
      @goatroper100 3 роки тому +44

      I bet no salad was harmed in her kitchen

    • @focusmicro
      @focusmicro 3 роки тому +5

      @@johnborton366 Hey! that is out of order! Leave poor balloon's out of this! :D

    • @gordie501
      @gordie501 3 роки тому +16

      Like the saying goes, give somebody a modicum of power & they will always abuse it.

    • @MrGabriel88888888
      @MrGabriel88888888 3 роки тому +35

      The stance of a women with no GCSE's

  • @ADAMLFC92
    @ADAMLFC92 3 роки тому +391

    Imagine waking up in the morning, putting on your uniform, and then doing THIS for a job... Embarrassing.

    • @johnnyrogers6912
      @johnnyrogers6912 3 роки тому +31

      imagine waking up next to her every morning

    • @mrb4408
      @mrb4408 3 роки тому +21

      @@johnnyrogers6912 I’ve just vomited 🤮

    • @johnnyrogers6912
      @johnnyrogers6912 3 роки тому +5

      @@mrb4408 ha ha

    • @pureblood1980x
      @pureblood1980x 3 роки тому +5

      Could be worse...could be a traffic warden.

    • @MegaSockenschuss
      @MegaSockenschuss 3 роки тому +5

      @@pureblood1980x nah, a traffic warden is doing something useful.

  • @andyp5296
    @andyp5296 Рік тому +130

    Just seen this and as a retired police officer, may I say this is the most appalling behaviour by these three individuals. Inappropriate, unreasonable and unacceptable. They do not have the right to request this individual’s details and indeed even as a police officer, details they can only be requested if there is reasonable suspicion an offence has been committed. This clearly isn’t the case here.

    • @joe18425
      @joe18425 11 місяців тому +7

      I hope the psychological burden aint too heavy for you.
      I know you have had to deal with all the stuff you have seen.
      I know a retired firefighter who suffers from ptsd.
      He was medically retired.
      I pop round two times a week & go to the shop for him..
      My neighbours say im nuts as think he is a weirdo. They dont know anything about him.
      He told me personally that he was a retired firefighter & he has never mentioned it again..
      It aint on me to tell the neighbours.. Shame is on all of them though, Not I 😊

    • @aukenan7730
      @aukenan7730 8 місяців тому

      Dang goid bless you bro@@joe18425

    • @nmccabemccabe1626
      @nmccabemccabe1626 5 місяців тому +1

      You should see the appalling behaviour of some of the current police officers

    • @martinda7446
      @martinda7446 5 місяців тому

      Well done Joe. I'd do the very same I promise you. There are some of us still about. @@joe18425

    • @sixten4971
      @sixten4971 4 місяці тому

      @@joe18425i Think ur being a great citizen and a even better person my friend👍

  • @marygee3209
    @marygee3209 3 роки тому +153

    The money that is being wasted on these muppets should go toward the homeless. SHAME ON BASINGSTOKE COUNCIL!

    • @marygee3209
      @marygee3209 3 роки тому +1

      @@pjmoseley243 And what planet are you from if you actually believe that councils are not a law for them selves.

    • @marygee3209
      @marygee3209 3 роки тому +2

      @@pjmoseley243 And big love to you friend! Stand up for yourself to those corrupt elite who are trying to suppress you!

  • @Mat-kr1nf
    @Mat-kr1nf 3 роки тому +276

    This needs every photographer who lives in the vicinity to converge on this place. I have never seen such an outrageous performance in the hundreds of these videos I’ve seen.

    • @zephyrr914
      @zephyrr914 3 роки тому +11

      Every citizen! Everyone has a camera in their pockets now!

    • @charlesincharge6512
      @charlesincharge6512 3 роки тому +11

      I live in Basingstoke and I have only seen these guys a few times but never interacted with them. I am currently re-uploading a video of my interaction with Festival Place security.

    • @thetopcat8946
      @thetopcat8946 3 роки тому +16

      This is appauling behavior. Who the bloody hell do they think they are? Power hungry idiots. Give some people just a little bit of power and the go bananas with it.. I hope you show the police this intimidating behavior. They need sacked

    • @patrickrose1221
      @patrickrose1221 3 роки тому +4

      Like a mass ' Phone- Out '
      Yes ? : )

    • @thetopcat8946
      @thetopcat8946 3 роки тому +1

      @@lynnepostings I have to agree 😂👍

  • @al2954
    @al2954 Рік тому +34

    -by law I Need your name.
    -what offense have I committed that you need my name?
    -refusing to give your name.
    WHAT?!
    Lmao!

    • @MrSupercar55
      @MrSupercar55 2 місяці тому

      Well, according to Flex Your Rights, if you just want to get the encounter over and done with, your best bet is to identify yourself. You can refuse to comply, but it’ll be longer before you’re said and done, and you could even be detained.

    • @Brasslantern007
      @Brasslantern007 Місяць тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Brasslantern007
      @Brasslantern007 Місяць тому +2

      @@MrSupercar55🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @catsmad48
    @catsmad48 Рік тому +19

    The teeth gag was priceless....the way he went into mental meltdown was a true classic.

  • @monkeyboy2297
    @monkeyboy2297 3 роки тому +869

    I can just picture these 3 when they come on shift fighting over who carry's the single brain cell for the shift

  • @GadgetAddict
    @GadgetAddict 3 роки тому +2470

    Give me your name because you're suspected of not giving your name 🤦‍♂️

    • @martinwatson1984
      @martinwatson1984 3 роки тому +133

      Fuck me a bit of power given to clowns 🤡

    • @martinwatson1984
      @martinwatson1984 3 роки тому +98

      Who are the fuck these 3 clowns 🤡

    • @patriot_ben5750
      @patriot_ben5750 3 роки тому +45

      😂😂😂🤣🤣 I was nearly in tears when I heard that

    • @gc6855
      @gc6855 3 роки тому +40

      High vis Gestapo !

    • @steelic1
      @steelic1 3 роки тому +56

      😂 She’s as thick as Pig S*#t

  • @marcj3682
    @marcj3682 Рік тому +14

    LOL - the second red warden, the way he walked up the alley with a swagger. 😆

  • @cockywatchman1976
    @cockywatchman1976 2 роки тому +88

    The teeth thing absolutely broke me. This guy is a legend!

    • @lieke9460
      @lieke9460 11 місяців тому +2

      NO. I like these videos, but these kinds of comments are really disgusting behaviour

    • @fernandovriese6409
      @fernandovriese6409 6 місяців тому

      Hahahahhahahhaha

    • @TheEugeep
      @TheEugeep 5 місяців тому +5

      dude started nervously licking his teeth

    • @4TheRecord
      @4TheRecord 4 місяці тому +1

      @@lieke9460 I've got teeth problems myself, been trying to get a dentist for 6 years now and still on waiting lists. I have no issues with him making that plastic police officer feel awkward by pointing out that he's wearing false teeth.

    • @Bob-bg5ym
      @Bob-bg5ym 4 місяці тому +2

      the teeth question was amazing

  • @catsmad48
    @catsmad48 Рік тому +22

    I had to watch this yet again. I truly believe this is the gold medal of all audits I've watched. Magic.

  • @stephenfreestone7956
    @stephenfreestone7956 3 роки тому +119

    Notice the manner of the second "official" who is stood in such a way as to stop you from going past. Like bouncers. Ridiculous. These people are NOT police.

    • @raphaelalbert8110
      @raphaelalbert8110 3 роки тому +5

      Even the real police are a joke.

    • @jillianhorsley5985
      @jillianhorsley5985 3 роки тому +11

      They are probably out of work bailiffs, they look like over the hill bouncers, laughable really. These are crazy times if you do want to film tell the truth that you are recording history, the day the Earth stood still because of an invisible enemy that does not exist, namely Covid 19.

    • @tapeslayersreviewsreviews9807
      @tapeslayersreviewsreviews9807 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @richardupton3323
      @richardupton3323 3 роки тому +1

      @pat pat ywh your right pat, i took a s.i.a. course in london about 7 years ago and in the classes they told us what to remember and told us we whould be asked this in the exam.

  • @lensimmons7560
    @lensimmons7560 3 роки тому +165

    Whoever employs these jobsworths needs to sacked.

    • @ozzyozbourne7427
      @ozzyozbourne7427 3 роки тому +5

      Remember whose paying their wages, your council taxes.

    • @samjonesmartin
      @samjonesmartin 3 роки тому

      @Jeanette Howard nope they are paided by a third party who are contacted by the council

    • @ozzyozbourne7427
      @ozzyozbourne7427 3 роки тому

      Agreed Len

  • @stelester5373
    @stelester5373 Рік тому +18

    Have watched this so many times this last two years. Always cracks me up. What a bunch of absolute plumbs 😂

  • @DK-pb7tr
    @DK-pb7tr Рік тому +8

    AB deserves a TV show, this is great stuff

  • @MartiBlagborough
    @MartiBlagborough 3 роки тому +358

    These people are some extremely power hungry Muppets. Good job they have absolutely none. Karen is a Absolute Muppet haha

    • @ryearl764
      @ryearl764 3 роки тому +12

      Bullied at school marti

    • @__-nz4ip
      @__-nz4ip 3 роки тому +15

      Yep, they hire these people because nobody else would do this to another human being
      Disgusting individuals - they'll be taking the vaccines soon

    • @cpefca817
      @cpefca817 3 роки тому +7

      Wow imagine it was you who bumped into these clowns would of been hilarious

    • @michaelmumby2328
      @michaelmumby2328 3 роки тому +10

      Non of their business. If you are in public places, tell them to sod off. Following you is now harassment.

    • @__-nz4ip
      @__-nz4ip 3 роки тому +2

      The new 'finger men' from V for Vendetta
      They can't wait to get their extra powers
      Coming soon

  • @CharlesVeitch
    @CharlesVeitch 3 роки тому +2606

    These goons are 100% hilarious

    • @tm-xz2ng
      @tm-xz2ng 3 роки тому +104

      Are your teeth real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 роки тому +174

      High quality goons

    • @studogskoff5034
      @studogskoff5034 3 роки тому +135

      @@ElonMusk87216 Her power trip was almost as big as her arse.

    • @prndownload
      @prndownload 3 роки тому +58

      @@tm-xz2ng I cringe when I hear comments which could really upset a person when it comes to appearance or disabilities outside of their control. For all we know he had mouth cancer and had to have a major operation. The last thing he needs is someone pointing it out like it's his fault to make him feel shit.

    • @albertrobinson7392
      @albertrobinson7392 3 роки тому +86

      @@prndownload Correct, his mouth maybe sore from chewing on the fat birds arse.

  • @shahidullah1240
    @shahidullah1240 Рік тому +11

    I started laughing when they asked AB for his name. 😂
    I instantly knew AB will start cracking up also. 😂

  • @revoksfn7354
    @revoksfn7354 Рік тому +8

    The skinny guy definitely draws a pretend gun in the mirror hahah

  • @SpikeyOfficial
    @SpikeyOfficial 3 роки тому +174

    It's actually scary people like this are given free reign of the streets when they have little training and think it's okay to be aggressive to anyone filming. shows how scared the government are of the truth

  • @Zakalwe76
    @Zakalwe76 2 роки тому +272

    "You are recording doorways, you are recording alleyways, you are recording passages".
    You missed one pal; he's also recording bellends.
    Absolute mugs. Great job as always AB. Absolute legend you are, pal.

    • @uncle_rizzo1017
      @uncle_rizzo1017 Рік тому +6

      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 sick burn!

    • @LR69511
      @LR69511 Рік тому +3

      I did a genuine LOL 🤣

    • @lucian9582
      @lucian9582 Рік тому

      You are recording idiots!!!

    • @romich4536
      @romich4536 Рік тому

      Correction! He's more like a leg end.

    • @gazzertrn
      @gazzertrn Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣brilliant

  • @andycapp5581
    @andycapp5581 4 місяці тому +6

    “Accredited by the Police” hilarious 😂 so half a days e-learning and a hi vis tabard😂😂

  • @Jmf1190
    @Jmf1190 Рік тому +7

    This is a modern masterpiece

  • @moggyog
    @moggyog 3 роки тому +160

    Absolutely brilliant AB. The Hitlers of Basingstoke.

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 3 роки тому +5

      Basingstoke is a strange place

    • @gregblack4581
      @gregblack4581 3 роки тому +6

      Low IQ and narcissistic behavior is such a joke . They have no idea what fools they are .

    • @edkramer5592
      @edkramer5592 3 роки тому +1

      Spot on, michael. They need to be treated like HITLER.

    • @edkramer5592
      @edkramer5592 3 роки тому

      @Pollywog ha true, guess the three fascists are just like BBC recordings of Hitler.

    • @edkramer5592
      @edkramer5592 3 роки тому

      @@telepathicmembrane6936 I don't doubt it, but that means we will have to build cells that their dirty tech can't penetrate and be individuals ( what a horrible thought). Instead we might start to resist their filthy games, and ACTS, and lies, and start to withdraw or withold their funding.

  • @Alan07881
    @Alan07881 3 роки тому +593

    I can't believe they actually think they have powers, this is laughable. LOL

    • @Stuart_George
      @Stuart_George 3 роки тому +23

      Sadly, according to the legislation, they do (very limited powwrs, but legally speaking, they do have them).
      It's a sad state of affairs when we start giving private companies certain police powers.

    • @spudhead1161
      @spudhead1161 3 роки тому +64

      @@Stuart_George They have no powers to demand your details and to say it's an offence.

    • @spudhead1161
      @spudhead1161 3 роки тому +34

      @@Stuart_George What powers do you believe they have?

    • @chrishartley1210
      @chrishartley1210 3 роки тому +18

      I, and other individuals, don't have that power, so I/we can't give that power to someone else.
      Government/Police act only with our consent, we cannot give consent to powers which we do not possess and therefore these authorities also cannot assign those powers to others.
      It may be written in legislation, but the legislation is flawed and would fail when challenged.

    • @mockneymonkey4759
      @mockneymonkey4759 3 роки тому +15

      Accreditation for jumped up idiots

  • @droppinglikeflies1666
    @droppinglikeflies1666 5 місяців тому +9

    I don't know if I'm too high, but this is probably the single funniest thing I've ever seen. Surely these are paid comedy actors?

    • @droppinglikeflies1666
      @droppinglikeflies1666 5 місяців тому +1

      I nearly did a little wee in my trousers when the shreks read out their 16 digit numbers and then she-shrek said "84".

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg 8 місяців тому +5

    "You're committing the offence of not giving your details which you are required to do because you're committing the offence of not giving your details."

  • @wafudave6041
    @wafudave6041 3 роки тому +128

    This could have been a sketch from Not the 9 o'clock News. Brilliant

    • @handyjayes1
      @handyjayes1 3 роки тому +4

      It really was that comically silly 👍

    • @edkramer5592
      @edkramer5592 3 роки тому +4

      True, but there are two sides to their behavior, the funny side, and the parasitic-oppression side.

    • @campbellmurphy6095
      @campbellmurphy6095 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @marygee3209
    @marygee3209 3 роки тому +155

    These 3 muppets really need sacking talk about over stepping your position.

    • @bluebottle1617
      @bluebottle1617 3 роки тому +2

      @Mary Gee - And if AB wanted to make an issue out of their behaviour, he could sue the council for False Imprisonment. That's £980 for the first hour or part thereof. Then the council would have good reason to sack them.

    • @unleashthedragonwithin2057
      @unleashthedragonwithin2057 3 роки тому +4

      @@bluebottle1617 False imprisonment? Are we watching the same clip?
      'Six security personnel at Festival Place now have additional powers - including the authority to confiscate alcohol and tobacco from people under the legal age limit and demand names and addresses for antisocial behaviour - under Hampshire Constabulary’s Community Accredited Scheme.'
      www.basingstokegazette.co.uk/news/4416556.security-staff-granted-extra-legal-powers/

    • @boxerdog635
      @boxerdog635 3 роки тому +7

      @@unleashthedragonwithin2057 They can demand what they like you have the right to remain silent at all times even if you are arrested

    • @BABYWOLF--1966
      @BABYWOLF--1966 3 роки тому +1

      SACK THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY

    • @unleashthedragonwithin2057
      @unleashthedragonwithin2057 3 роки тому +2

      @stitt29rg At no point was he detained in any way. He was quite free to move at all times and was never told his movements were restricted.

  • @mazA5568
    @mazA5568 Рік тому +4

    Wow disgusting the lot of them please speak to their bosses and have them sacked … bully’s and thugs …

  • @Allthingsproperty5130
    @Allthingsproperty5130 Рік тому +1

    I love this guy!!! Keep the videos coming I could watch them all night 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryandorey36
    @ryandorey36 3 роки тому +418

    Just an update ab , they got defunded and now no longer patrol , happy auditing 😀

    • @wyevalet9781
      @wyevalet9781 3 роки тому +16

      with clowns like these on the front line, they were never going to last! I see all their directors have resigned on the companies house website :)

    • @cuckingfunt9353
      @cuckingfunt9353 2 роки тому +14

      It's no biggy, they were only getting £50 a day. Love the one with the teeth thing, his face !

    • @e4unow421
      @e4unow421 2 роки тому +5

      This is amazing news.

    • @akhan6778
      @akhan6778 2 роки тому +4

      Thanks pal, that's made my day 👍😂

    • @MELLYBOY58
      @MELLYBOY58 2 роки тому +14

      Now working at the local church as bellends ✌✌🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @iandaniel3130
    @iandaniel3130 3 роки тому +151

    Brilliant. "why are you filming?" "what's it got to do with you?" The SHOCK on her face in response to that retort says absolutely everything about the complete misunderstanding of her role. Laughable.

    • @JGrant60
      @JGrant60 2 роки тому +1

      That fatty kept rolling her eyes every other second. The level of sarcasm was disgusting

  • @scruffyalice-ff5pz
    @scruffyalice-ff5pz 5 місяців тому +6

    New word of the day...Obstinance!😅

  • @vincentspensley8719
    @vincentspensley8719 Рік тому +4

    This has to be my favourite video, his face was brilliant when he mentioned the teeth ha ha quality AB that like 👍

  • @bluelew2586
    @bluelew2586 3 роки тому +187

    This is so weird. Like why is this job even a thing? It’s becoming quite Orwellian.

    • @daveg7516
      @daveg7516 3 роки тому +3

      I was thinking the same thing 🤣

    • @maryneedham451
      @maryneedham451 3 роки тому +2

      Yep! Just another fear tactic!

    • @Grace-mn4fp
      @Grace-mn4fp 3 роки тому +1

      I thought this too.

    • @tommorgan7599
      @tommorgan7599 3 роки тому +6

      It's to keep low class- people out of the fancy shopping areas.

    • @juliapigworthy
      @juliapigworthy 3 роки тому +6

      They'll be quietly sending us to the gulags a few at a time if we don't start kicking off against these twats.

  • @fulltiltfrankie5388
    @fulltiltfrankie5388 3 роки тому +95

    This is comedy gold...”we are here to keep the public safe”. While we block the path not wearing a mask, intruding in to the public’s privacy. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

  • @cliffordcook1165
    @cliffordcook1165 5 місяців тому +3

    We three goons of basingstoke

  • @craigblyth783
    @craigblyth783 Рік тому +3

    that one security guard who thought he knew the law.....the look on his face and the tone of his voice when told to disengage....priceless

  • @kaz3444
    @kaz3444 3 роки тому +272

    Pissed myself laughing the other day when I spotted them wandering around basingstoke xD

    • @modmod392
      @modmod392 3 роки тому +56

      It’s almost worth the travelling to get a photo with these legendary idiots.😂

    • @queenberengaria9626
      @queenberengaria9626 3 роки тому +17

      Local celebrities of a sort!

    • @reckszrka2396
      @reckszrka2396 3 роки тому +15

      I would of started recording

    • @MCWurdzI
      @MCWurdzI 3 роки тому +12

      Did you laugh and point? I'd ask for autographs 😂😂😂

    • @canyouwhenyourdrunk
      @canyouwhenyourdrunk 3 роки тому +6

      Have then not been sacked?

  • @shaunkennelly9113
    @shaunkennelly9113 3 роки тому +241

    Omg who do these clowns think they are she even stands like a copper

    • @Mr.Rude.
      @Mr.Rude. 3 роки тому +19

      Oversized prosthetic testicle sack installed.
      They do tend to waddle around like they've covered their nuts in pepper spray before they started their shift don't they?

    • @npeasee5105
      @npeasee5105 3 роки тому +4

      @@Mr.Rude. hence why their called plod I guess

    • @creyten5255
      @creyten5255 3 роки тому +16

      that's the first thing i thought, hands in her vest, the slow walk, and acting like she's some big shit

    • @JohnSmith-uu3gg
      @JohnSmith-uu3gg 3 роки тому +2

      @@creyten5255 Just like John Wayne in his best movies. :D

    • @britbyname3620
      @britbyname3620 3 роки тому

      @@creyten5255 she is a really big shit !!

  • @DavidHayesbigtoe
    @DavidHayesbigtoe 6 місяців тому +4

    This is the most bizarre confrontation I’ve ever seen

  • @kellyruok8054
    @kellyruok8054 9 місяців тому +2

    Sooo happy I found this channel

  • @henrycooper2401
    @henrycooper2401 3 роки тому +130

    This is absolutely cringeworthy, these three wanna be police officers are a complete joke.

    • @sakthis357
      @sakthis357 3 роки тому +2

      They were just doing their job. AB is known for harassing public servants in the name of auditing

    • @kwesiwaziri8453
      @kwesiwaziri8453 3 роки тому +2

      They aren't even being rude people just take everything too personal ffs

    • @carolevans5285
      @carolevans5285 3 роки тому +1

      Plastic wanna b coppers 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @bluebottle1617
      @bluebottle1617 3 роки тому +5

      @@sakthis357 Harassing public servants? Don't make me laugh! Try Public servants harassing people, more like. Gigantus Buttockus, Loosius Teethius and Stroppius Soddius need to go on a course in how to treat people like human beings.

    • @Brasslantern007
      @Brasslantern007 Місяць тому

      @@sakthis357ARE YOU HIGH? Or just a troll? Or both?

  • @lewisb85
    @lewisb85 3 роки тому +91

    Think this video needs to be sent to Basingstoke council who employ these jerks. I've already tweeted it to them, think more should do the same!

    • @amirsolaymani
      @amirsolaymani 3 роки тому

      @Akuma Demon Follow your own advice matey.

    • @l0g1cm4rt2
      @l0g1cm4rt2 3 роки тому

      I've submitted a complaint www.basingstoke.gov.uk/get-in-touch-online

  • @registeredspecialist4549
    @registeredspecialist4549 4 місяці тому +2

    Just came back 3 years later for a chuckle 😂

  • @kenthall319
    @kenthall319 Рік тому +4

    More Tatoos than brains, obviously.

  • @rabbitleader2307
    @rabbitleader2307 2 роки тому +102

    I return to watch this every once in a while. It's one of your best AB. The way you deal with the three clowns is both hilarious and so perfect.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +16

      Thank you 😂😂😂

    • @charlesdale1462
      @charlesdale1462 2 роки тому +5

      Join the club!

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings Рік тому +3

      Agreed. Back here for like the 5th time

    • @peesib
      @peesib 5 місяців тому +1

      Damn right…I forgot about it as AB has so many brilliant interactions with morons!!!

  • @CycleGranCanarias
    @CycleGranCanarias 3 роки тому +421

    The guy in the middle keeps trying to summon brain power to talk, then runs out of brain power trying to talk, you can literally see it!!

  • @SunJake
    @SunJake 11 місяців тому +3

    'Your level of answering is suspicious'
    😂😂😂

  • @karladkins9142
    @karladkins9142 Рік тому +4

    What a muppet show. They should all be fired instantly and sent to the job centre. Pathetic

  • @williamgeorgefraser
    @williamgeorgefraser 3 роки тому +97

    "Why are you filming?"
    "I'm filming because I'm filming. I'm filming what is happening in the UK during lockdown so I can show it to future generations to show what life was like in 2020. I'm filming to show what streets in the UK were like before the majority of commerces went bankrupt. I'm filming to show what jobsworths feel is their job to stop people going about their legal business."
    "No need to get uppity."

    • @nancymclelland6881
      @nancymclelland6881 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly right !!! This needs to be recorded!!

    • @emmapeacock4612
      @emmapeacock4612 3 роки тому

      Exactly!

    • @janethutchinson6112
      @janethutchinson6112 3 роки тому +1

      Wow you just nailed it big time KUDOS 😁👍😊😜

    • @shithead
      @shithead 3 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't even open my mouth. They aren't going to listen to reason, so why bother offering it?

  • @7seven2424
    @7seven2424 3 роки тому +255

    Give someone a special coloured vest , tell them their important... and literally feel their ego grow before your eyes. People are funny.

    • @beedebawng2556
      @beedebawng2556 2 роки тому +7

      It's truly incredible.

    • @corriblehunt4554
      @corriblehunt4554 2 роки тому +8

      Don't forget the I.D on a lanyard. Very important piece of kit for ego swelling

    • @theprophet9429
      @theprophet9429 2 роки тому +7

      Adult milk monitors. Nothing more.

    • @wtc7665
      @wtc7665 2 роки тому +1

      this is not funny at all this is how the 3 rd wrick started give a little power and watch it grow amongest the ranks till they belive they have some power that was not authorized by a sanctiones body . this is how naziizm started and it has to stop now

    • @zakvondaniken9327
      @zakvondaniken9327 Рік тому +1

      You'd do it too though lol

  • @Hellndegenerates
    @Hellndegenerates Рік тому +5

    When you ask about his teeth, he pretends he's just been called on the radio 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @adamharris6855
    @adamharris6855 3 роки тому +89

    That woman is on a power trip she's got a smug look on his face.

    • @tracybowen2732
      @tracybowen2732 3 роки тому

      @@lynnepostings agreed

    • @giffsgaffs615
      @giffsgaffs615 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Funny she got a smug look on his face 😂😂😂💯👌👊

    • @giffsgaffs615
      @giffsgaffs615 3 роки тому

      Iv only just put this on the comments are priceless on this channel...

  • @Flozman1982
    @Flozman1982 3 роки тому +141

    I cringe when people with a limited vocabulary try to sound clever just to assert some sort of false authority.

    • @bluebottle1617
      @bluebottle1617 3 роки тому +1

      @Florian Hansch - I just want to give them a good hard slap.

    • @helendisco3939
      @helendisco3939 3 роки тому +1

      "obstinant"...🤔😁

    • @mikepower596
      @mikepower596 3 роки тому +1

      C r I n g I n g As I watch

  • @moonman19
    @moonman19 Рік тому +1

    when i was a child i used to watch Muppet Show.... now I watch you AB:)))

  • @Hellndegenerates
    @Hellndegenerates Рік тому +2

    The faces that guy pulls in the middle 🤣

  • @michaelsellers5095
    @michaelsellers5095 3 роки тому +60

    The people we should hold account for this behaviour is the council.

    • @somabc
      @somabc 3 роки тому +7

      Yes it’s one thing to be rightly upset at their behaviour but they are acting as they have been instructed. Someone was watching AB on cctv and told them to question and follow AB. There must also be training courses up and down the country telling the police and these safety officers to apprehend the public if they see *anything suspicious*. It’s the people in charge that know this violates your rights but they still go ahead with it.

    • @geoffbreen2386
      @geoffbreen2386 3 роки тому +1

      @@somabc It's a bit sick people watching other people on CCTV. Like perverts looking at others. How far can some of this shit go?

    • @somabc
      @somabc 3 роки тому +1

      @@geoffbreen2386 I've got no problem with CCTV when they deploy people to catch actual crimes. Hell even littering in the high street. But this time they most they could say was you've been observed filming passageways...

    • @Jojohumf
      @Jojohumf 3 роки тому +3

      Derby council had three of their council works call me the N-word and I was dismissed and then swiftly ignored. These councils don’t care. Dominic Cummings, owes 50k in council tax and they let him off until the media exposed it. These councils don’t care unless you take them to court

  • @stiggaaoa5073
    @stiggaaoa5073 3 роки тому +144

    I have been in security since 2004 and it never fails to amaze me that a vast majority of SIA holders still fail to understand the difference between public and private areas......Fair play to you mate, they were utter throbbers.......

    • @stephentierney696
      @stephentierney696 2 роки тому +7

      Utter throbbers going to use that hilarious

    • @robertsmith4520
      @robertsmith4520 2 роки тому

      Three complete buffoons, especially the little man with shit tattoo's.

    • @alisonhilll4317
      @alisonhilll4317 2 роки тому +1

      just listen to Barbara Spector and then research who funded the Russia revolution and the Holodomor we are ruled by the tribe of international zionazi banker's that have funded both sides in all wars for the last 200 years .

    • @alisonhilll4317
      @alisonhilll4317 2 роки тому

      These idiots are sooooo dumb brainwashed by their uniforms, they think they have power but they don't bloody twats .

  • @vintagerecordambassadeur4098
    @vintagerecordambassadeur4098 Рік тому +3

    All 3 escaped from a circus freak sideshow.

  • @chaos-exert-da
    @chaos-exert-da 10 місяців тому +1

    I think of all your vids this is defo the best one shows what just giving someone a badge and a radio can do to their sense of self

  • @geekiejesus8482
    @geekiejesus8482 3 роки тому +131

    "From a safety aspect, that's my role." LOL the only role she's accustomed to is a swiss roll!!

  • @barny2114
    @barny2114 3 роки тому +85

    Class. They really came across as pure CLOWNS, wanna-b-cops getting shut down.

  • @zz4753
    @zz4753 6 місяців тому +3

    That gay looking guy is hilarious

  • @stevetaylor7132
    @stevetaylor7132 3 місяці тому +1

    ‘But you have to give me your name! I didn’t get the chance to be a hall monitor at school!!’

  • @SAMNOTTS
    @SAMNOTTS 3 роки тому +258

    When your BMI is higher than your IQ.

  • @davidwaring5296
    @davidwaring5296 3 роки тому +70

    This is definitely my favourite EVER ! they just kept on giving it was like a comedy sketch written by a genius. I think you let them get off too easy you should have played with them longer after the walk of shame ! Great work a CLASSIC.

    • @tilerman
      @tilerman 3 роки тому +2

      I have a folder on my Pc where i save these audits. And i agree with you, this one is indeed a classic and is already in my top 5! For me it was the 'disengage' at the end, ROFLMAO!

  • @John_17x
    @John_17x Рік тому +4

    They are a complete embarrassment. Very worrying how they believe they have an imaginary power to stop a man simply recording while walking in public. She kept saying the public safety ? Was the camera causing people to be unsafe ? What kind of bullets does your camera use AB ? 🤔 😆 🤣 My guy !!! Love the content mate. Been watching for weeks now. You got another well deserved subscriber and ill watch the ads because you deserve to get paid for what you do. Keep up the great work !!!

  • @Patrick-is1by
    @Patrick-is1by 3 роки тому +73

    Who gave these Muppets this title??? Especially the guy who thinks he's a police officer 🙈🤣

  • @JohnSmith-cz7vv
    @JohnSmith-cz7vv 3 роки тому +208

    " It's in the public interest" The only thing here in the public interest is why are tax payers money getting spent on clueless people like them.

    • @mossadon
      @mossadon 3 роки тому

      EXACTAMUNDO, John.
      The Brown Shirts got mixed up in the wash and came out in different colours.
      Nobody but the police (like em or not) should EVER have the power or authority or even the illusion of it, to engage the public and matters of crime and law.

    • @redlineracing4947
      @redlineracing4947 3 роки тому +1

      The victors write the history books. May that never leave your mind. You want the truth? You think you can handle it? Okay.
      *Europa - The Last Battle*
      archive.org/details/EUROPATheLastBattlePart1
      *NWO : Communism By The Back Door*
      archive.org/details/Project1_20180128
      *The Greatest Battle Never Told*
      archive.org/details/TgsntPart2
      *Hellstorm*
      archive.org/details/HellstormTheRealGenocideOfNaziGermanygermanSubs
      *EndGame*
      ua-cam.com/video/x-CrNlilZho/v-deo.html
      Watch them. Open your eyes. Understand the true evil presence in our current world. The year is 2020 the global move to push the human race into a state of constant slavery is in complete motion. Day by day the tainted globalists & the cancerous media destroy your mind & control the masses. I cannot digress from the point that is the victors write the history books, this world isn’t what you are taught it is. The masses of lies have ruined our nations, ruined our people & ruined our societies. Global government is in the making. The truth cannot & will not be hidden. The victors write the history books. You all live lives of experiences that alter your ego, you are not your ego. You are a human. A human. Not a citizen. Human Not Citizen. There is a truth to everything. Corrupt the young, control the media & profit from everything in between. You people need to awaken.

    • @technicalscience
      @technicalscience 3 роки тому +4

      @@David-uq6yb all of which is legal. He's walking through the town centre, like anyone could do. He's not filming top secret stuff, it's just shops.
      You're as brainwashed as these moronic fake police. Lockdown has nothing to do with it either, he's on his own and not going near people - they're coming to him, with no reason, and making people push past them. They are the problem here.

    • @David-uq6yb
      @David-uq6yb 3 роки тому +1

      @@technicalscience I’d like to see you filming properties down your street mate!! Go on DEF....walk up your street filming yours and your neighbours empty properties and through front windows. Give us a commentary aswell telling us where it is and upload it here on UA-cam without anyone’s consent!!! Your street is probably private, there’s no top secret stuff there unless you’re in a hospital or some high security place. You can post the link here for us all to see. No doubt this request will fall on DEF ears because like many others he just a moronic snowflake.

    • @maryneedham451
      @maryneedham451 3 роки тому

      John Smith good point!

  • @sharpealan
    @sharpealan Рік тому +3

    You've got to give me your ID because you're committing the crime of not giving me your ID."

  • @c.c6934
    @c.c6934 Рік тому +3

    The tall gonk loves the sound of his own voice!

    • @fdc2023
      @fdc2023 Рік тому +2

      Gonk… hahhaha .

  • @Grace-mn4fp
    @Grace-mn4fp 3 роки тому +165

    When you meet 3 Karen’s at the same time 😬

    • @longday3607
      @longday3607 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂best comment yet😂😂😂

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrSlinksville
    @MrSlinksville 3 роки тому +175

    These people cannot be the full shilling, they say they are concerned about public safety but have absolutely no idea what they are supposed to be doing, catching shop lifters and helping old ladies etc etc, they seems to be very delusional about their roles and very keen to act out their fantasys about being in MI6 , who on earth would create these type of jobs then hire people with zero social skills to take them, it baffles me no end . Great job AB keep up the good work👍

    • @corriblehunt4554
      @corriblehunt4554 2 роки тому +8

      Pay peanuts, get monkeys. Probably job centre hires

    • @michaelryan2562
      @michaelryan2562 2 роки тому +3

      What were those three doing in the passage in the first place? No public hanging about there.

  • @_Why_123
    @_Why_123 8 місяців тому +1

    The Brown Shirts! 😮 ... This is how it starts!! ... Well done Basingstoke! ... Great Advertising! ... 🤔 Does Basingstoke even have a Board of Tourism and will they have seen this, I wonder? ... Do they know that tourists often have cameras/take photos? ... 😮
    Truly amazing! ... Well done Basingstoke! 👍... Keep it up, order more Brown Shirts! ... You'll soon need more‼

  • @drips1030
    @drips1030 5 місяців тому +3

    Those badges gone to their heads 😂

  • @paul2020uk
    @paul2020uk 3 роки тому +85

    So that's what happened to Shrek, donkey and Princess

    • @bg-jo7kj
      @bg-jo7kj 3 роки тому

      haha

    • @paulshort2210
      @paulshort2210 3 роки тому

      ""Huey, Louey & Doey""

    • @pemj7360
      @pemj7360 3 роки тому

      @@paulshort2210 now that's going too far . What's Donald's nephews done to you lol 😂😂😂

    • @MickeyMo76546
      @MickeyMo76546 3 роки тому

      Amazing 😂😂

    • @deantaylor1512
      @deantaylor1512 3 роки тому

      That’s unfair ... I happen to like the shrek films ...

  • @allanshillinglaw3083
    @allanshillinglaw3083 2 роки тому +132

    This is the funniest of them all by far...AB was genuinely taken aback when she stops him and asks him why he's filming 😂

    • @michaelfulthorpe5802
      @michaelfulthorpe5802 2 роки тому +2

      I would have told her to keep on wondering and carried on walking.

    • @Kennyde
      @Kennyde 2 роки тому +6

      The start of each video when AB is shocked at being asked what he’s doing is the best part 😂😂

  • @elainebaker7499
    @elainebaker7499 4 місяці тому +1

    Oh AB I always turn to this one when I need a laugh 😅😮😅😅

  • @ivanmcclean2868
    @ivanmcclean2868 Рік тому +2

    This is bloody brilliant 😂

  • @helendisco3939
    @helendisco3939 3 роки тому +236

    The moment someone descends into a 10 minute tirade about their 'powers' is confirmation that they have...exactly ZERO. Well done Sir, I enjoy your content immensely

    • @stephenroberts9993
      @stephenroberts9993 3 роки тому +3

      Well done sir I've got three words dumb ,dumb,dummy

    • @richardlister3906
      @richardlister3906 3 роки тому

      @Craig Kelly why should he comply???????

    • @richardlister3906
      @richardlister3906 3 роки тому +4

      @Craig Kelly To save time..yes..thats it..he is under no obligation...and what climate???

    • @javjaffrey
      @javjaffrey 2 роки тому +3

      Here we go. Another job's worth thinking they have some imaginary powers

    • @ricardotomaso7069
      @ricardotomaso7069 2 роки тому +1

      @Craig Kelly So what offence was he suspected of committing?

  • @CharlieBrown-uc7mr
    @CharlieBrown-uc7mr 3 роки тому +40

    Public safety- So concerned with public safety that they choose not to wear a mask while approaching members of the public!

  • @tomhilditch2328
    @tomhilditch2328 Рік тому

    OMG I just spend the entire weekend binge watching your videos

  • @cbjgdicad1
    @cbjgdicad1 Рік тому +1

    When he said you've been watching too many movies, fits this one perfectly

  • @petersomthing9508
    @petersomthing9508 3 роки тому +156

    This is not a joke how many more people are they bullying ,

    • @reeslodge24
      @reeslodge24 3 роки тому +5

      @Petersomthing they will only bully those who allow themselves to be bullied

    • @bear1245
      @bear1245 3 роки тому +5

      @Agent 47 don’t be silly 😂😂😂🤡

    • @bear1245
      @bear1245 3 роки тому +1

      @Agent 47 tell them what dude??? Filming is not a crime 💩

    • @FrontPageNews100
      @FrontPageNews100 3 роки тому +4

      Imagine how scared an elderly or infirm person would be. There is a person with learning difficulties who walks around my home town always stopping in doorways and looking in and through windows. If these clowns or clowns like them approached someone like that in the manner they did here, who knows what the consequences could be? These people make me sick. I just wish I had been walking down that alley

    • @petersomthing9508
      @petersomthing9508 3 роки тому

      @@reeslodge24 Hi @KingRees86 , that is true however not all people are strong i used belong to a site about debt , these debt companies will still take people to court even though the debt is statute barred 5 years in scotland and 6 years in England ,what this means the debt is not enforceable in court , under the limitations Act,1980 in England, however if a person is taken to court and this person does not turn up even though statute barred ,The debt company will win by default and the debt starts again for another 6 years but now you can have court bailiffs at your door , even though you tell people this and you say go to court it will be thrown out , people was still to scared to turn up for court . not all people are strong ,

  • @paulvallis8510
    @paulvallis8510 3 роки тому +58

    What on earth has happened to our country? This is just unbelievable. They have no knowledge and no right to act in this way. Outrageous!!!

    • @unleashthedragonwithin2057
      @unleashthedragonwithin2057 3 роки тому

      That simply isn't accurate, as a 'designated person', the recent legislative changes provide whatever powers the relevant Chief Constable has bestowed.

    • @unleashthedragonwithin2057
      @unleashthedragonwithin2057 3 роки тому +1

      @@jmacfhlannchaidh2653 Does that make my words any less accurate? I note you offer no counter?

    • @dwarvendeath1
      @dwarvendeath1 3 роки тому

      @@unleashthedragonwithin2057 Then go read my counter to your comment.

    • @unleashthedragonwithin2057
      @unleashthedragonwithin2057 3 роки тому

      @@dwarvendeath1 I see, multiple UA-cam accounts - what do you have to hide?

    • @paulvallis8510
      @paulvallis8510 3 роки тому +1

      Rubbish

  • @sod4769
    @sod4769 Рік тому +2

    I’m from Basingstoke this is hilarious because they’re still like it too this day

  • @MichaelB2L
    @MichaelB2L Рік тому +3

    Jeez! These 3 are hilarious!

  • @Mark...
    @Mark... 3 роки тому +56

    It’s worrying how these goons “think” they have some kind of authority and power over you.
    What’s more worrying is how many members of the public will give them the authority and power without questioning it.

    • @mikedownend6861
      @mikedownend6861 3 роки тому +2

      @Jeanette Howard im glad im not the only one who sees through the media's propaganda. China have been wearing masks for years, do people not ask themselves why they still all caught the dreaded covid?

  • @markthomas2441
    @markthomas2441 3 роки тому +200

    These minimum wage 'accredited' security people apparently have the right to request your name and address and its an offence if you don't give it to them😂😂😂. I was waiting for Ant and Dec to jump out with a film crew and for this to be a prank on AB.

    • @doncorleone7401
      @doncorleone7401 3 роки тому +1

      30k a year? min wage??

    • @markthomas2441
      @markthomas2441 3 роки тому +2

      £30k every 2 years more like.

    • @markthomas2441
      @markthomas2441 3 роки тому +6

      Have I hit a nerve because you are one of them?

    • @HandsomeNamed
      @HandsomeNamed 3 роки тому +2

      @@markthomas2441
      No, I doubt he's one of them and he has a fair point about ridiculing someone over how much money they earn. Makes you seem like a useful servant of corporate masters. Who fucking cares how much they earn?
      Judge a man by his behaviour, not his wallet.

    • @tharsgaard663
      @tharsgaard663 3 роки тому +4

      Not even the police can do that unless they can prove a reasonable suspicion

  • @richghost2897
    @richghost2897 11 місяців тому +1

    OMG Wimpy! i didn't know they still existed. Haven't had Wimpy since the eighties!

  • @del1830
    @del1830 Рік тому +2

    I love this one AB 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @legacy1830
    @legacy1830 3 роки тому +122

    She lied right from the start “ I did approach you and say hello Sir ,” she didn’t !