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Fallout 4 - Sarcastic Jerk Part 2
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more sarcastic jerkiness + some funny moments
"This is pointless, the war is over"
*Irrelevant*
America 100
Basically the US government
Telling the robot to go f itself will convince it you’re a American and I love that
Fuck yeah!
AMERICAN 🇺🇸
"War... over?! ... BLASPHEMY!!!"
"Fine, you got me, I'm an institute spy and we want our data back""Cute, real cute...""No really I'm serious." Hundreds of synth coursers teleport in
Lol
*well shit*
Damn!!!
* High pitched screaming *
lolol.
Love how nick valentine is just as sarcastic lol
Arisbel Perez maybe we should try plugging him into a toaster next... Mmmmmmm... Fresh toast...
"It's synth detective jackass"
I want a detective spin-off of a sarcastic SS and nick valentine taking cases in the commonwealth.
Oh mr metal for hands dosent know how to get back to the factory?
@@AshyGashy NO, I skipped that part of the orientation
*In jail*
Mel : Can I help you ?
You : Do you come here often ?
LMFAO
Yes, yes I do.
No, not really.
oh, that killed me XD
A M The person he was speaking to was in a jail cell/trapped
now that u explain it..it more funny xD
KL-E-O is the most horny robot I've seen since Futurama.
+billy Siravo jr I'm counting on it 😉
+Yolktru
Despite "Fisto the Sexbot" existing in FNV, I think you may be right
+Scrod99 Fisto roboto
She wants the D
She wants the (D:)
All the character thinks the guy's humor is bad. I think it's hillarious
역병으사 well this does come from a place where tying a grenade to your nuts and running down the street is considered a friendly past time
@@sadshadow6648 I feel like thats something a Raider Psycho would do.
Stranger you got that right
@Le smug I wouldn't exactly call that dull...
역병으사 That’s the thing with sarcasm the parties involved will be annoyed, but from an audience point of view it’s hillarious. That’s good sarcasm, and also why I have no friends.
5:04 Im done...
🇺🇸
🇱🇷
'MURICA
fuck ya
🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
3:50
You can hear Zao trying to hold his laugh back.
I love this line.
Knowing fallout ghouls, he could totally be wearing a leopard G-string and just be trying to deflect
"Can i help you?"
"Do you come here often?"
-Killed it
I know right?
Oh what am I saying - of course you don't
This one got me
@@M8gazine fuckinnn nazeeeeemmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@M8gazine bruh nazeem
Repeat, will you comply
Will you comply ?
+MC_ Sch0ck27 Repeat, will you comply?
Michael Ramsey Jr Will you comply?
+MC_ Sch0ck27 Repeat, will you comply?
+Michael Ramsey Jr Will you comply?
5:05 I love how him being a sarcastic ass to the robot affirmed he’s not a spy😂😂
It's not that.. it's.. you know, nevermind.
Snarky and rude, a true american.
Definitely takes place in Boston
Ouch
America, F**k Yeah!!
🇺🇸🫡🇺🇸
I’ve got a weapon her for every situation. Hunting, protection, cold blooded murder.... *HAWT blooded murder*
She do be thicc tho
Contents of fallout 4
-wife for 2 minutes
-clap robot cheeks
-killing everything
-forget about your son for 70 years
-giant green men
-man that yells at you about settlements
-guns
-more guns
-liberty prime mk2 return of patriotism
@@moth4434 pretty much it
called not wearing a condom
Yha never know when you're going to need a nice 10mm for some hot blooded murder
that moment you find out Shaun was a mistake😂
That night in the park a year ago, XD, I did the female version and it was a completely different sentence with the same exact message
The female actually implied it with her sarcastic option at that moment.
And that they did it at the park.
Late but with the female slle survivor she replies with "So what? So I could get pregnant again?"
it was actually something like "The Park? With you? Yeah, because I really want to get pregnant again"
Man, 200 years and Captain Zao is still savage with those comebacks. "200 years, and your humor is still bad. America liberating Anchorage? Now that was a good joke."
aviatorEngineer That was a fun DLC though.
xfinafire it wasn’t a dlc
Nub Nub Mcnuberson it was for Fallout 3
b u r n
aviatorEngineerWhat is is referring to is the DLC is a simulation of the liberation of Anchorage, the actually real battle took place before the bombs dropped. And it ended by pushing the Chinese out of Alaska and American forces moved into the Chinese mainland. I find the General's joke poor. Since they lost the battle and most evidence pointed to the Chinese launching because they were losing the war. The President of the US ordered retaliatory strikes within half an hour. China did well until the T-45 and later T-51B was released. According to ingame sources Chinese soldiers surrendered upon the very sight of powered armored soldiers after they were destroyed in Alaska and forced to retreat back to China. A single squad of T51B soldiers equipped with a minigun or fatman could destroy an entire enemy battalion. Even the most powerful Chinese weapon, the Chimera tank, would lose in a 1 on 1 battle. OXHORN has some very very detailed videos that cover the battle of Anchorage, the overall war itself, and who launched first.
2:44 the tone the delivery was fucking perfect literally hurt my lungs laughing
Captain Zao is my fucking spirit animal. He basically made the Fallout universe's version of a 9/11 joke, he's such a savage xD
Still kill the guy. Just good business.
I always kill him in my playthroughs
@@danmueller4021 what the fuck
@@RUKOLAKE deserves it
@@yossarian00 nah
"Go fuck yourself you crazy robot"
I don't care what anyone else thinks about it still, but giving the protagonist a voice actor was one of the best choices Bethesda made for FO4. X"D
+Lewis Roantree Now all that's left is a voiced protagonist for Elder Scrolls.
+Chara That wouldn't work though. It would cost a lot of money and take a lot of time to get a voice actor for every single race and gender.
datAkwardSwedishGamer What? It would work. They had different VA's voiced grunts of every race and gender in both Oblivion and Skyrim, with Skyrim has an extensive amount through Shouts.
That proves how expansive and massive the next ES game's gonna be.
+Chara Grunts are one thing. Dialogue is another.
Mercury Black Right, point is saying it won't work is just too pessimistic out of line.
Bethesda already have a calvacade of VA's to fill in each race and gender to make a legit voiced MC.
I cracked up waaaaay more than I should have when the Preston Garvey impersonator ran down the hill, saw you and turned tail again XD.
Is there an actual quest tied to that encounter? Or is it just a funny random encounter that can happen?
@@StarkSpider24 Random encounter
Same here.
@@StarkSpider24 can you kill him?
@@MLGProMaster-tu9tz aye. Pretty sure I did after I gave him the same response.
I love how Proctor Ingram just says... Cute.
Garrus Vakarian it’s great how annoyed she is XD
Like Cait lmao
Love you Garbus
She’s really annoying
3:30 in certain instances, the mr.gutsy will actually self destruct lol
If it's your charisma is high enough.
I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR ASKING! lol made me spit my food out
Duuuuude, I was wondering if I was the only one XD
i don't get it:(
+travis kerns I almost died.
+Eugene InLaw shouting it out from a far distance during an intense conversation
+travis kerns WHAT?!
All you need now is a mod that turns you into a ghoul, a red/black jumpsuit, some leather armor and a couple swords and bam. you're officially Deadpool.
Deadpool mod actually exists now. I gotta try this now
The facial animation in this game looks off and exaggerated most of the times, but the sole survivor grinning like an idiot while he tells his jokes/sarcastic remarks always puts a smile on my face, especially in the silver shroud quest
“Love the leopard g-string“
“200 hundred years and your humor is still bad”
Did Zao knew him ?
Preston Garvey Impersonator should have said, "You might have heard another settlement needs our help. The General sent me to mark it on the map of concerned citizens like yourself."
Mixed Serpent
You should say "Hey, I help the settlements, not 'concerned citizens'! In fact, I'm the general!"
The Internet Police then “oh shit!”
Should have called your character Archer...
+Celairgil Faenmirion LOL i love that show!
+JJDani Great videos
they're hilarious XD
+isaac kinslow thanks! glad u llike them :D
+Celairgil Faenmirion Oh man, now I'm imagining all these lines redelivered as him.
Fuck yes.
"His rotting corpse doesn't seem like much of a threat" 😂
I fucking died when he said will it be like that night in the park a year ago.
"Does it involve a backroom and a handful of singles?"
I fucking died at "Do you come here often?"
4:24
5:05 how to be an American in a heartbeat lol
All the proof you need to tell this takes place in Boston
6:04 Fake Garvey comes back, sees sarcastic player, runs away
When I got to the
"I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO ASK ME"
I fucking lost it
same
WHAT?
''RAIDER!!'' is also pretty cool one
John Maxwell RAIDER! *is the boss of nuka-raiders*
damn why he gotta yell like that
"love the leopard g-string" xD I'm dying
I'll admit my eyes wander to his ass when he said that... -__-
I'll go push the big red button now.
Will you comply? xD
Tristen Barton will you comply?
Paul K
"WILL YOU COMPLY?"
***** Repeat, will you comply?
Paul K
"WILL YOU COMPLY?"
WILL YOU COMPLY?
4:32 is the one that really gets me.
By the time I was done the Randolph questline, it was far more than a joke.
I hated looking for those damn cases.
The ballistic weave was worth it, but still.
obviously Bethesda likes Archer
They should've had multiple voice options and make H. Jon Benjamin one of them so you could literally be Archer.
@Deo I raise you, I would nuke an entire country for this to happen
Makes sense fallout feels kind of retro, so does Archer so similar senseabillitys
I like how everyone think's that your character looks like Commander Shepherd , Agent 47 and Connor Kenway.
+HandsomeKiwi lol i know! i don't think he looks like any of them.
I agree but i must also say that he looked kinda like Hitman when wearing suits lol.
+HandsomeKiwi I understand Connor Kenway (the hair) and I understand agent 47 (The face) but commander Shepard I don't understand HE COULD LOOK LIKE ANYTHING FFS
Kikirino looks more like Archer tbh
Character looks like brendan frasier
0:23 He actually isn't wrong. Helps with letting out bottled emotions.
Hence why he curses you out if he ends up hating you.
Only to ignorant fools who can not possess emotions
1:18 always cracks me up
strong, make decision . a decision? you're making me nervous.
fucking killed me
Well that's it i'm going to replay the game with a character named Archer and allways choose the sarcastic options
Codsworth can actually say that name so I will also be following in your footsteps
Derp Mcderpinton Fuckin' same
Naw just do SARCASTIC
Hahaha I did exactly the same thing a while ago before reading this comment. This confirms that this guy is the Fallout version of Sterling Archer
I'm gonna make my character a fat white guy named Gary and choose every sarcastic option
I love how Ingram and Nick are so tolerant of Nate's ironic humor.
Ingram just calls it cute most of the time and Nick always has something equally absurd to say back.
4:24
*guy in prison cell*
"Can I help you?"
"Come here often?"
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT!!!
"I am the instrument of Justice and I cannot fall... DEATH has come to you, evildoer, and I am its SHRRRROOOUD"
Missed that line haha
2:55 it’s funnier to me because he was actually IN the army, so he’s doubly fed up with that
Depressing, too, given what was going on at the time.
Codsworth: Your loved ones may simply be hiding from.... The Red Menace
Issac: or maybe... Evil leprechauns
2:18 Somehow the coursers absolute dead robotic response gets me every time 😂
"Why is it whenever i do math with you, PAM, I wind up covered in blood?"
I died.
Sterling archers second life
-Listen, after breakfast, I was thinking we could head to the park for a bit. Weather should hold up.
-Will it be like that night in the park a year ago?
What did they do mug a grenade sales man
@@onlinemercenary613 it is pretty much implied they did it on the park, with Shaun being the product of that
4:54 i remember laughing my ass off for like half an hour cause of this
If the writers put as much effort as these comebacks, this game would be a masterpiece.
3:10
Mr.Gutsy: Irrelevant ! *thunder roars*
He is Jesus
@@tix2260 nah man, he is no jesus, he's a machine.
This mean he is the Omnissiah
I really hope Bethesda never comes back to making the protagonist a mute... Giving them a real voice really gives them some personality
Fernanda Azaria honestly they should keep voice acting and make the dialogue options like fallout 3 and new vegas, and to satisfy the new vegas lovers, have an option to have a mute protagonist
Fernanda Azaria only time you should see a mute is if you have business with the Dark Brotherhood.
I agree, but have you played Fallout 2? The protagonist is mute, but the dialogue is so clever and sarcastic that you can actually hear your character's personality. Cracks me up every time.
Makes it hard to roleplay as a psycho drug lord when your character sounds like an average american but the voice actors did a good job.
thats a double edge sword. mute character allows for tons of dialogue, meanwhile voiced character requires more spending on voice acting and thus, less dialogue to cut spendings.
1:11 I legit just did this yesterday😂
0:37 A Decision you’re makin’ me nervous.
Why the fuck is Preston looking and sounding like that?
+DeltaGraphics - Baaack 〈3 In the first clip lol
I'm talking about the first one with Preston for fucks sake xD
Why is he named "Preston Garvey"?
WHERE?? :D
Dammit
I never had to hold back so much laughter in my entire life.
The will you comply had me dying XD
“Strong make decision”
“A decision? You’re making me nervous”
That one killed me 😂
3:44 I swear, they lifted some of these lines off of Sterling Archer xD
Me: Can you make Fallout great again?
Bethesda: WHAT?
Me: I said-
Bethesda: I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE ASKING!
you mean with clunky menu-based combat? Nah
F4 was pretty good
Bethesda is doing really good with Doom and Wolfenstein, cant understand why they cant make Fallout just as good as those
@insert name here Alright my mistake. Chill
Oof
haha does this character saying "maybe...evil leprechauns" remind anyone of cinemasins? :D
I love the sarcastic interactions between Nick Valentine and the Survivor
5:20 I laughed more than I should have at this scene 😂😂
Will you comply?
No
Will you comply
Still, no..
Raisin Udongein Will you comply
NO!!
4:38 LMAO so hard...
I'm just looking for the mayonnaise, maybe you could grab for me, second shelf right next to the pudding LOL 4:01
Besides, i ate the pudding a while ago
I love how they do a comeback, it's like the best of their century, 5 stars.
3:20 My favorite part
The "will you comply" part killed me.
The fact that flipping off the robot makes him cease to suspect you is really the most American thing ever. 😂
"Will that be like that night in the park an year ago?" 2:30
Lmao this is the first I heard that line, an I got all this game's achievements many years ago xD
"Caravan or raider?"
"WHAT?"
"I said, caravan or raider!"
"I REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR ASKING!"
i died XD
Whenever your character wears a hat, he reminds me of the original Richtofen from Nazi Zombies. And that one kid in the Rockstar game Bully that you had to fight in the last level.
by hats i mean the officer looking hat.
Irk? I remembered them the minute I saw the guy.
He isnt a jerk he is just saying stuff that needed to be said. XD
Nick Valentine is our boy
1:38 THAT is legitimate science. bravo Bethesda!
Garvey's cracked "oh shit" just made my day
nevermind seeing him run back to us only to turn back is much better
“ I also have perfect pitch , mix a mean martini, and look fantastic in a tuxedo.” Literally just Sterling Archer at this point.
I love Nick reply/reaction everytime ur sarcastic it’s so funny
Caravan or raider?
WHAT!!!???
I said: "caravan or raider"? Which are you?
I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR ASKING!
Seriously? ಠ_ಠ
WHAT!!!??
@@AntonRaskinJr. *WHAT!!!???*
@@teoborges3949 *WHATT???!!!*
@@AntonRaskinJr. *WHAT???!!!*
@@teoborges3949 WHAAAAAAATT!!!!!?????????
"Oh, did you mean that as a joke? Hm."
Honestly, I'm just surprised that the SS managed to guess correctly.
"Why is it when ever I do math with you P.A.M. I wind up covered in blood?" 😂
The fact that Valentine and the player goes back and forth is so funny. Only reason I keep Valentine around!
Strong:Strong make decision.....
Lone survivor:A decision?Youre already making me nervous
i love all the sarcastic lines from this guy, the dub actor made an awesome job right here
That's all we need, 2 Preston Garvey's...
theres another settlement that needs your help x2
Now you have to help another settlement AND give donations....
Yeahh... That's exactly what I wanted......
And the Preston Gravy impersonator is still running to this day.
How come Mr. Gutsy and Kessler didn't attack you on site?
+Judah Soremy idk i guess cuz i was working with the railroad and as for the mr gutsy they were random encounters
When I found Gutsy and Kessler, they started shooting me immediately. I didn't know if it was because you were using sarcastic responses that you developed a rapport with the bad characters, sort of like how you could in New Vegas with the Powder Gangsters.
Judah Soremy hmm im not sure, maybe you got too close i noticed sometimes if you get to close to certain people while their talking they attack you. the other gutsy's in the game attack me immediately but the ones in the random encounters always stopped me when i saw them but if i got a little closer they would give me a warning.
JJDani He called me a "commie" and started shooting immediately, so I turned him to scrap metal. I'll try the subtle approach next time.
+Judah Soremy XD lmao those mr gutsy's gotta love em lol
I burst out laughing at the super duper mart joke, I’m surprised not many other people are talking about it lol
Imagine THIS version of Sole Survivor dressed just like Nick as a buddy cop team? Just roasting everyone including each other the whole time.
“I mean, technically the corpse was defiled already” is one of the best voice lines and dialogue I’ve ever heard.
Man, these new Archer episodes are hilarious!
2:13 damn I can't believe they put Elon Musk's kid in Fallout 4
That character makes the whole thing better
3:08 ahh i love it ^^ just putting this time stamp down so i can easily skip to this part of the video every time i watch it
i do like how the impersonator just suddenly realizes he’s speaking to the general himself and says OH SHIT
there are many comments i make that i forget and this is one of them two years later
"you got me, im a spy for the institute. we want our data back"
Something really makes me chuckle about saying “you come here often?” to a dude in a jail cell.
"Do you come here often?"
Fucking golden.