Fallout 4 - Diamond City Guards Comment On Companions

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  • @diamondcitysecurity4721
    @diamondcitysecurity4721 7 років тому +4687

    Broke up with my girl yesterday.
    She tried pulling on a push door. You know who does that?
    A synth.

    • @michafrappe7908
      @michafrappe7908 4 роки тому +145

      oh my fucking God

    • @The_best_letter
      @The_best_letter 4 роки тому +26

      *h a*

    • @alexanderwalker3906
      @alexanderwalker3906 4 роки тому +152

      H y’know who would leave a comment like that?
      *A synth.*

    • @The_best_letter
      @The_best_letter 4 роки тому +15

      Alexander Walker what you gonna do, shoot me?

    • @Atma_Weapon
      @Atma_Weapon 4 роки тому +23

      broke up with my girl yesterday. she didnt make more coffee. you know who does that? I DO! stupid synth jokes.

  • @Crystar500
    @Crystar500 8 років тому +814

    "You have a robot butler? I want a robot butler..." :/

    • @fatdog4393
      @fatdog4393 7 років тому +55

      Crystar Yeah, we got a settlement with a robot butler problem. Here, I'll mark it on your map.

    • @kaedir1115
      @kaedir1115 7 років тому +14

      Fat Dog You know who else has a robot butler problem? This settlement that needs your help here, i'll mark it on your map.

    • @SPCHC
      @SPCHC 6 років тому +20

      Is that a Pip-Boy? *I'D GIVE MY LEFT ARM FOR ONE OF THOSE*

    • @Aheno_
      @Aheno_ 6 років тому +9

      Shitpost Central HC You know who else has pip-boy problems? This settlement here. I'll mark it on your map.

    • @samdiabolos1858
      @samdiabolos1858 6 років тому +4

      X6-88 destroy them now before they give me a settlement that needs my help

  • @xonxt
    @xonxt 4 роки тому +7923

    With all companions: "Hey, your friends are suspicious".
    With Nick: "Hey Nick, your friend is suspicious".

    • @charlie-yp2oq
      @charlie-yp2oq 3 роки тому +209

      *bangs head on wall*

    • @thatoneguy944
      @thatoneguy944 3 роки тому +325

      I mean he’s not wrong look at your company

    • @EclecticallyEccentric
      @EclecticallyEccentric 3 роки тому +378

      Of course. You're Nick's companion.

    • @randomcustoden7880
      @randomcustoden7880 3 роки тому +40

      Not dogmeat

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 3 роки тому +26

      @@thatoneguy944 When Piper became suspicious ? Also how Mr Handy can be suspicious ?

  • @Deadsphere
    @Deadsphere 3 роки тому +304

    "You're not with a ghoul, here in Diamond City."
    He says next to a ghoul, here in Diamond City.

  • @rotoseraph3727
    @rotoseraph3727 8 років тому +594

    No lollygagging.

    • @Athropod101
      @Athropod101 8 років тому +34

      +MovieRollercoaster Your skin's as white as the snow...What? You afraid of the sun or something?

    • @fin1423
      @fin1423 8 років тому +38

      +MrPwner911 heard you're the new member of the companions. So you what, fetch the mead?

    • @MrPwner911
      @MrPwner911 8 років тому +35

      +Fin Plays I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

    • @resurgam7766
      @resurgam7766 8 років тому +25

      I heard the gourmet is hiding out in skyrim. You know, the fella who wrote that cookbook.

    • @namelessfaceinthecrowd2459
      @namelessfaceinthecrowd2459 8 років тому +7

      +SuperCommando48 leave and think about what you did !

  • @LilMike-ty5uj
    @LilMike-ty5uj 4 роки тому +107

    "If I didn't know better, I could've sworn I saw you hanging out with a ghoul. Here in diamond city. But that's impossible. Right?"
    *Hancock's behind him*

  • @evilStoner69
    @evilStoner69 4 роки тому +70

    1:37 I love how piper just kind shifts her feet on the ground like a toddler that got in trouble lmao

    • @scpfoundation2040
      @scpfoundation2040 4 роки тому +2

      Your pfp reminds ne if my friend shes into that stuff shes kinda get me into it no homo

    • @evilStoner69
      @evilStoner69 4 роки тому

      Scp Foundation lol gay

    • @scpfoundation2040
      @scpfoundation2040 4 роки тому +1

      @@evilStoner69 not really her boyfriend says shes trying to "turn me gay" so i send all those images to him as well my usual response is wtf or i cant be mad i know you im not really "into it" im just tolerant of it

  • @UKTheOmegaPyro
    @UKTheOmegaPyro 8 років тому +73

    I like to imagine its the same guy for most of these. Just judging your friendships.
    "So what? you're with the Brotherhood of Steel now?"

  • @Mrflingflong
    @Mrflingflong 5 років тому +36

    Diamond city guard:What so you're in the brotherhood of steel now?
    Danse:NO WE ARE IN THE GALACTIC ALLIANCE

  • @SharksSJ408
    @SharksSJ408 4 роки тому +50

    0:28 sounds like Peter Griffin

    • @Gatoradedrinka200
      @Gatoradedrinka200 3 роки тому

      Not really

    • @AdrianDaWeeb
      @AdrianDaWeeb Рік тому

      @@Gatoradedrinka200🤓

    • @jik9693
      @jik9693 5 місяців тому

      ​@@AdrianDaWeebit's not even the correct emoji.

    • @AdrianDaWeeb
      @AdrianDaWeeb 5 місяців тому

      @@jik9693 what would be the right one 💀

  • @kila9249
    @kila9249 5 років тому +21

    I like how after some time the guards get to know you and make their comments and stuff different like they know you.

  • @Ironclad17
    @Ironclad17 8 років тому +64

    "You must be Wicked Smart"-Oh right, Southies.

    • @LordOfCharisma
      @LordOfCharisma 8 років тому

      southies?

    • @Ironclad17
      @Ironclad17 8 років тому +4

      +The Red Flame (TRF) Boston

    • @LordOfCharisma
      @LordOfCharisma 8 років тому +1

      K

    • @EpicWaffleWEEGEE
      @EpicWaffleWEEGEE 8 років тому +2

      Do you mean New Englanders? We're nowhere near the south. We literally are the "North".

    • @Ironclad17
      @Ironclad17 8 років тому +1

      +EpicWaffleWEEGEE That accent is notorious though

  • @dirkgroovy7207
    @dirkgroovy7207 8 років тому +70

    There is also a goodneighbour watchmen that comments on companions :)

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 7 років тому +58

    The correct response at 1:28 is "She may be a troublemaker, but she's MY troublemaker!"

  • @LunaMoonwing
    @LunaMoonwing 8 років тому +84

    Cods worth is simply one hell of a butler

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 8 років тому +4

      CyberCat Gaming I see what you did there, well done.

    • @kreepykittiez
      @kreepykittiez 7 років тому +2

      I understood that reference

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 років тому

      Not really seeing as he abandoned his duties just because he couldn’t scrub rust off the car and get the radiation out of the carpet

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 5 років тому +8

      @@mrcritical6751 You try getting radioactive fallout out of a carpet. Go ahead, I'll drop a 50 kT warhead so you can have a zone to scrub clean.

    • @silentwatcher4883
      @silentwatcher4883 3 роки тому

      FANTASTIC show

  • @BrandonTrex
    @BrandonTrex 8 років тому +28

    "He isn't... One of the super things, right?"
    NO HES AN AIRPLANE FULL OF RAINBOW DOGS

  • @alfa0i0omega
    @alfa0i0omega 8 років тому +14

    1:30 Piper looks at him like 'What did you just call me you little bitch!?!'
    1:36 Piper: No one likes me :(
    2:08 Dogmeat 'U wat m8!?!'

  • @bhavanmattu3197
    @bhavanmattu3197 7 років тому +18

    I would like to see them to try to get Hancock out of the city

  • @thatoneguyinthecomments2737
    @thatoneguyinthecomments2737 2 роки тому +2

    “Know any gorillas.”
    *Slowly pans towards Preston*

  • @shortshotgunman5582
    @shortshotgunman5582 3 роки тому +1

    "Your Frankenstein friend there ain't gonna start eating people, is he?" *Strong looks at guard with hungry eyes*

  • @CFEKOSMOS
    @CFEKOSMOS 4 роки тому +7

    "Know any gorillas?"
    *LOOKS AT BLACK GUY*
    _I'M DEAD_
    😂😂😂

    • @C-eg8cm
      @C-eg8cm 4 роки тому +2

      You shouldn't find that funny considering it's really racist.

    • @silentwatcher4883
      @silentwatcher4883 3 роки тому +1

      @@C-eg8cm shut up karen. It a called a joke for a reason.

    • @charlie-yp2oq
      @charlie-yp2oq 3 роки тому

      @@C-eg8cm it's only racist if you make it racist

  • @eagleco1234
    @eagleco1234 8 років тому +6

    1:17 there is a poster in the back on the wall that looks like nick valentine

  • @SufferPinkehh
    @SufferPinkehh 6 років тому +7

    2:12 HE JUST WANTS YOU TO PET HIM! >:c

  • @I_Steal_Memes
    @I_Steal_Memes 4 роки тому +1

    “I want a robot butler”
    Me to buddy, me to

  • @stinkysteve1127
    @stinkysteve1127 Рік тому +2

    I heard the "Get that thing outta here" line while I was traveling with Hancock.
    30 men died that day.

  • @nlrenzo9432
    @nlrenzo9432 3 роки тому +1

    “One of them super things” lmao
    Diamond city security is sassy man

  • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
    @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 3 роки тому +1

    Ah yes. 'Super Things'
    Not to be confused with their cousins, Night Kids.

  • @memcrem
    @memcrem 5 місяців тому +1

    0:19 the way both of them turned to eachother lmao

  • @lazywargaming6752
    @lazywargaming6752 3 роки тому +1

    The guards have amazing personalities

  • @TurahkFive
    @TurahkFive 3 роки тому

    If courier was a companion: Wow, never thought I'd meet the waste's deadliest mailman.

  • @roonkolos
    @roonkolos 3 роки тому

    The last Dogmeat comment was the guard telling Dogmeat to keep me out of trouble

  • @Werewolf_Korra
    @Werewolf_Korra 2 роки тому

    "Do you know any gorillas?"
    Have I introduced you to my pal Cito and his family?

  • @blr4I6
    @blr4I6 5 місяців тому

    Neighborhood watch have unique lines aswell.
    "Your friend there has that stab your eye with a screwdriver look... just like my old lady."

  • @h373rom5
    @h373rom5 3 роки тому +1

    Hmm.. is it me, or most of these DC guards have that "mobster way of talk"..everytime i heard that similar accent, reminds me of Mafia 2 game

  • @blackhat4257
    @blackhat4257 Рік тому

    Once when I was watching a friend play through Fallout, they had Strong as a companion (they wanted to go solo, but I begged them to bring him along), they kept saying how Strong was so stupid and annoying, but when they talked with a Diamond City Guard and heard them insult Strong, they just said: "Keep walking, toaster."
    I've never been so proud (and confused cause the insult didn't make much sense).

  • @azuraquinlilax1245
    @azuraquinlilax1245 3 роки тому

    Guards: no ghouls in diamond city.
    (Saves game)
    Guard: .....

  • @crimson6663
    @crimson6663 3 роки тому

    *BoS flags flying over DC*
    “So what you’re in the brotherhood of steel now?”

  • @solr7001
    @solr7001 3 роки тому

    “Know any gorillas?” *slow pan to Preston*

  • @cannonballjenkins2757
    @cannonballjenkins2757 4 роки тому

    Curies dialogue doesnt change if she transfers to a synth body, that's why it's like that

  • @anchesterthejester6221
    @anchesterthejester6221 5 років тому

    you don't actually need hancock for the "i saw you hanging out with a ghoul here in dimand city" i think thats if you do bobby no noses quest

  • @AC-TheDarkWolfoftheNorth
    @AC-TheDarkWolfoftheNorth 3 роки тому

    Ok, yeah little late to this video... But damn that last one made me lmao. **pans over to Preston in the bear costume** 😂 Ah, I needed that laugh today for sure. Sure glad this vids here. Thanks.

  • @robertclark4784
    @robertclark4784 Рік тому

    I always thought danse sounded like buzz! What a mod

  • @s.v.o.579
    @s.v.o.579 4 роки тому

    Mutants, robots, reporters, you know any gorillas?
    *Looks at Preston*
    Oof

  • @guilhermehank4938
    @guilhermehank4938 2 роки тому

    I legit wonder what is their excuse for not attacking Strong. At least Fawkes in 3 had the excuse that people trusted a good karma lone wanderer enough to believe that Fawkes couldn't possibly be hanging out with him if he was malicious

  • @TLN1519
    @TLN1519 5 років тому +1

    Well. Atleast it's not raining!

  • @The-Man-of-Pepsi
    @The-Man-of-Pepsi 3 роки тому

    0:55 Hancock looks right at him like : "waat did you say bitch?"

  • @darkmaster83
    @darkmaster83 4 роки тому

    "Woah woah, no ghouls in diamond city, get that thing outta here"
    Me:
    NO I DON'T THINK I WILL.

  • @Deathbringer_Live
    @Deathbringer_Live Рік тому

    Swan, Red Death, Savage Deathclaw, Shipbreaker, Cricket, Ghostly Figure(Far Harbor Fog Mother), Nora, Rawr King Of Deathclaws, Strong, Old Longfellow, Curie, Ada, Sentient Power Armor, and like 3 other guys im forgetting, my companions i wander at once with are a straight menace, i should mention both Deathclaws are also wearing power armor because fucc you and the Fat Man you had faith in

  • @Jdndndndn-m7r
    @Jdndndndn-m7r 9 місяців тому

    "Is he one of those super things??"💀

  • @nicoslvt6768
    @nicoslvt6768 6 років тому +6891

    *Long dialogues about your companions*
    Nice dog

  • @aidanp_o
    @aidanp_o 8 років тому +4812

    lol thought you'd turn and an Synth Gorilla would be there.

    • @FluffyNinjaLlama
      @FluffyNinjaLlama  8 років тому +620

      +Aidan P O'Hara At first I recorded a version with gorilla, but then I thought it was too obvious and Gravy in bear mascot mask would be more surprising. Guess I was wrong *shrug*

    • @lonereaper4287
      @lonereaper4287 8 років тому +189

      +FluffyNinjaLlama yep I laughed but a gorilla would have been better just because where the hell do you get one in the word of nuclear wastelands (well apart form the institute)

    • @Absolia24
      @Absolia24 8 років тому +47

      +FluffyNinjaLlama I thought it was hilarious.

    • @aidanp_o
      @aidanp_o 8 років тому +23

      FluffyNinjaLlama no you surpassed the expectation. it was hilarious XD

    • @Jognt
      @Jognt 8 років тому +7

      +FluffyNinjaLlama Hell no, this one actually made me spew (a bit of) cola over my keyboard..

  • @kingofroses302
    @kingofroses302 8 років тому +13201

    Funny how the gaurds are the only one with boston accents in boston.

    • @jetryder262
      @jetryder262 6 років тому +325

      Mad Matt was just about to comment that

    • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
      @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 6 років тому +346

      Bostonians have their own accent too?

    • @Niobesnuppa
      @Niobesnuppa 6 років тому +748

      Don't Skinny Malone and Mama Murphy also have Boston accents? I could be wrong, English isn't my first language, but they sound like they have the same accent.

    • @illogicalbear6200
      @illogicalbear6200 6 років тому +679

      Niobesnuppa Skinny Malone is more generic New England, But Mama Murph is 100% Bawston.

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 6 років тому +273

      Simple-Commentator-not-really
      Every part of the US has its own accent. You got mid western, Texan, Southern (in slightly different varieties for each state) New York, California, Boston, Minnesota, etc.

  • @KreamyKakes
    @KreamyKakes 5 років тому +7695

    "what you're in the Brotherhood of Steel now?"
    Danse: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

    • @amirnazery
      @amirnazery 4 роки тому +41

      HELLOOOO

    • @crishealingvtuber8626
      @crishealingvtuber8626 4 роки тому +10

      Lmao fuck Danse and the Brotherhood

    • @thegreatpapyrus1665
      @thegreatpapyrus1665 4 роки тому +15

      He’ll yeah someone get this dude a promotion!

    • @donnykitsune6289
      @donnykitsune6289 4 роки тому +77

      Minutemen; Mortars! Unity! Unconventional Laser Weapons! Teamwork!
      Brotherhood; Power Armor, Conventional Weapons, Brute Force, and relative Isolation mixed with Bigotry.
      Railroad; walking existential crisis using the best in stealth tech and subterfuge, and the all powerful railway rifle.
      Institute; screw you guys, have a synth. Oh, you didn't like that? Have more synths!

    • @yourcatalyst4538
      @yourcatalyst4538 4 роки тому +19

      I love Danse-Lightyear

  • @johnwicksfoknpencil
    @johnwicksfoknpencil 7 років тому +4052

    Wicked smaht

    • @crystalrose5646
      @crystalrose5646 4 роки тому +36

      Also guard: says a human is a robot

    • @autobotsrollout6631
      @autobotsrollout6631 4 роки тому +38

      Smaht pahk

    • @nickconnour1756
      @nickconnour1756 4 роки тому +9

      Yo I read that right as he said it

    • @traviswilson8873
      @traviswilson8873 4 роки тому +27

      Ah Good Will Hunting... good they brought that line in this game, especially because they’re in Boston.

    • @TheColSamson
      @TheColSamson 4 роки тому +4

      Doing a recent play through with synth Curie and when we walked by, one of the guards went "Well hello, beautiful!"

  • @lefthandrule638
    @lefthandrule638 7 років тому +4151

    1:58 No insults, no comments, no shit. This guard is the best.

  • @shadowmana
    @shadowmana 7 років тому +4888

    Guard: what, are you with the brotherhood of steel now?
    No I'm with the space Rangers

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 6 років тому +155

      Shadowmana
      To infinity and beyond!

    • @johnsmith-yf8vx
      @johnsmith-yf8vx 6 років тому +37

      and that is buzz light year .

    • @h3nnyy693
      @h3nnyy693 6 років тому +14

      john smith way to ruin it u could've said "u got a friend in me"

    • @jaegercat6702
      @jaegercat6702 6 років тому +20

      SPACE MARINES!!!!

    • @scuzzyboy
      @scuzzyboy 5 років тому +3

      I'm with the Minutemen, and I Betrayed the Brotherhood Of Steel because they are evil, are they?

  • @AndrewO-il1so
    @AndrewO-il1so 3 роки тому +1352

    - "Hell of an animal you got there."
    - "Thanks!"
    - "I was talking with a dog"

  • @MinniMaster
    @MinniMaster 7 років тому +1534

    "So you're the new member of the Companions, eh? So you, what, fetch the mead?"

    • @szwagier50
      @szwagier50 6 років тому +5

      lol no

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 5 років тому +35

      @@szwagier50
      I often assinated guards on that comment alone.

    • @thestranger4894
      @thestranger4894 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly yeah. I only did like, 1 job for them.

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 4 роки тому +51

      So, you're the new member of the Brotherhood of Steel, eh? So you, what, fetch the nuka cola?

    • @hentaimaster6221
      @hentaimaster6221 4 роки тому +1

      THEIVES GUILD FOREVER

  • @sammykablammy4565
    @sammykablammy4565 8 років тому +2389

    The Guard, "Dear God. Your friend. He's not a... you know. One of them super things. Is he?"
    Me, "No, of course he isn't, you just need your eyes checked."

    • @hugheverett3789
      @hugheverett3789 8 років тому +207

      [Speech check passed]

    • @user-hx1nr9ru1p
      @user-hx1nr9ru1p 8 років тому +43

      [Hate Newspapers]

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 8 років тому +24

      +Sam Cooley Me: Since when is Shrek a Super Man?

    • @AWACS_Snowblind
      @AWACS_Snowblind 8 років тому +17

      me: "be careful... most people don't get their arms ripped out of their sockets when they make someone angry."

    • @beybladerocks7
      @beybladerocks7 8 років тому +7

      +Sam Cooley No, he's just a really sick and really swole ghoul

  • @DanielTorres-ee4pl
    @DanielTorres-ee4pl 3 роки тому +290

    2:06 “That things not a stray is it”
    No of course not I got him at the pet store in the middle of the fucking wasteland

    • @absolutezerochill2700
      @absolutezerochill2700 3 місяці тому +7

      I mean you can buy raised dogs from Gene.
      Not sure where he gets the puppies though

    • @ferbthe2gadgetguy
      @ferbthe2gadgetguy 2 місяці тому

      Awfully weird considering Nick says that Dogmeat is known by the locals.
      Hell, Danny had to have open the games for him... assuming of course they close it outside of gameplay.

  • @Elisaron1
    @Elisaron1 8 років тому +2107

    Preston doesnt get any love from the guards because he kept pestering them asking help for local settlements so they have just started ignoring him.

    • @Grimson13
      @Grimson13 8 років тому +50

      Someday they will start making the same jokes we are doing in this comment section. The entire commonwealth will.

    • @Elisaron1
      @Elisaron1 8 років тому +51

      +Molten Grimm i want someone to make a mod in which if you have preston around the guards will ask him for help with settlements ( in prestons voice even )

    • @Grimson13
      @Grimson13 8 років тому +55

      I can already imagine every guard with the voice of Preston complaining about settlements. But at least it's not raining.

    • @amorfatifitnezz1702
      @amorfatifitnezz1702 8 років тому

      +Molten Grimm lmao

    • @goddangcuz628
      @goddangcuz628 8 років тому +22

      +Elis Aron guard says to preston hey theres a settlement that needs your help, here i'll mark it on your map. Preston says appreciate it, then looks at you and says general, i just got word of a new settlement that needs your help, here i'll mark it on your map

  • @Greatdictator
    @Greatdictator 8 років тому +1068

    Man i appreciate you going through all this effort for these tiny things that make games like these more nejoyable

    • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
      @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 6 років тому +29

      Afterall, the law of "True Fallout Fans" states that only Fallout: New Vegas should be enjoyed. No other Fallout game deserves praise. We ought to show gratitude to those who oppose that law.

    • @the97percent
      @the97percent 6 років тому +3

      Simple-Commentator-not-really glad to see I'm not the only one who still watches these fallout vids

    • @say_bray
      @say_bray 6 років тому

      Simple-Commentator-not-really I don't like Fallout New Vegas though. And yet I've played fallout since 2. So get you facts straight kid.

    • @pointpoint8445
      @pointpoint8445 6 років тому +1

      Jakub Gdaniec We all know, it’s just in the modern FPS games, NV is seen as a perfect game with no flaws while the others are pure shit, when that’s not true.

    • @thatrandomcrit5823
      @thatrandomcrit5823 6 років тому

      I mean, "Fallout" 4 is the only one that's shit.

  • @toiletgamer4937
    @toiletgamer4937 3 роки тому +3959

    Know any gorillas?
    People who sided with the institute: perhaps

    • @valeriandamoclesmarcellus8756
      @valeriandamoclesmarcellus8756 3 роки тому +233

      You get the joke tho... the gaurd made the gorilla comment... and the dude turned towards Preston... the black guy LMFAO

    • @zakkbwyldin
      @zakkbwyldin 3 роки тому +16

      Or anyone who just noticed them while doing institutionalized.

    • @GAAARRRYYY
      @GAAARRRYYY 3 роки тому +44

      People who've been to Nuka World: Maybe...

    • @hammyofdoom8355
      @hammyofdoom8355 3 роки тому +6

      @@valeriandamoclesmarcellus8756 that wasn’t the joke, your just racist.

    • @valeriandamoclesmarcellus8756
      @valeriandamoclesmarcellus8756 3 роки тому +21

      @@hammyofdoom8355 yeah sure, whatever turns your crank

  • @imjustjoshin2859
    @imjustjoshin2859 5 років тому +1893

    3:12 "Know any gorillas?"
    Turns towards preston
    "What are you looking at me for? OH. I bet you want to help out another settlement, right? Here, I'll mark it on your map."

    • @imjustjoshin2859
      @imjustjoshin2859 4 роки тому +28

      @Haley Bacon Haha 8 months it took for that joke to land.

    • @cupcakecomrade2378
      @cupcakecomrade2378 4 роки тому +80

      I died when he turned to the left, i thought he was gonna have like a gorrila companion mod or something, BUT god damn that killed me for a solid 10 minutes

    • @thetdmzack2929
      @thetdmzack2929 4 роки тому +7

      God Dam it Preston'. NO. NO SETTLEMENT. WEVE DONE THEM ALL YOU PEICE OF SH*T!

    • @kittycat5972
      @kittycat5972 4 роки тому +23

      I sometimes forget Preston is black

    • @titanblaze7034
      @titanblaze7034 4 роки тому +8

      @@cupcakecomrade2378 still wheezing over here

  • @Zanybandz123
    @Zanybandz123 6 років тому +2409

    I loved the ending as you just slowly turned to Preston ‘woody’ Garvy wearing a bear head after the guard says that you hang out with weird people

    • @texanpotato8349
      @texanpotato8349 5 років тому +33

      I'm guessing that's a reference to Fallout: New Vegas

    • @danielstephens9533
      @danielstephens9533 4 роки тому +127

      Its a racist joke. 'Know any gorillas?' *Turns to the black guy*

    • @EclecticallyEccentric
      @EclecticallyEccentric 3 роки тому +21

      @@danielstephens9533 I'm not sure that's what was meant.

    • @xxportalxx.
      @xxportalxx. 3 роки тому +7

      @@danielstephens9533 oh shit

    • @ryanmartin4602
      @ryanmartin4602 3 роки тому +6

      @@danielstephens9533 I saw that too.

  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber 8 років тому +991

    He's wearing a bandana. Of course he's not a stray.

    • @RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK
      @RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK 5 років тому +20

      Bacxaber there are some feral dogs that wear collars in this game

  • @cuck2511
    @cuck2511 8 років тому +8700

    Ghouls: Banned
    Super Mutants: Perfectly Fine
    Diamond City Logic

    • @mavymalach
      @mavymalach 7 років тому +913

      Funny thing is that years ago before you emerge from Vault 111 Diamond City was attacked by Supermutants

    • @LastWizardKing
      @LastWizardKing 7 років тому +605

      MinceThe Synth funnier thing when you get to diamond city the gaurds are fighting them lol

    • @_mattster_
      @_mattster_ 6 років тому +140

      ThatLoneRogue you got guards fighting super mutants too? In my second play through they weren’t attacking and everything was fine

    • @Javier.Escuellaa
      @Javier.Escuellaa 6 років тому +49

      The save i put 200+ hours into bugged out and now i cant use it :(

    • @o.b.carson1338
      @o.b.carson1338 6 років тому +153

      I think it had something to do with the Mayor's Institute connections and the fact that a lot of Ghouls knew about how the Old World was.
      ... still pretty weird that they still let Super Mutants in, though, considering the city was attacked by them in 2180.

  • @polvoradelrey2423
    @polvoradelrey2423 5 років тому +513

    Played this game countless hours. I just realize the guards are dressed as baseball players because they are in a baseball field.

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 5 років тому +46

      Umpires, to be specific.

    • @scpfoundation2040
      @scpfoundation2040 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao

    • @enchantedbananas
      @enchantedbananas 8 місяців тому +13

      Yeah they repurposed the umpire uniforms they found when they turned one of the dugouts into the security office. Unfortunately the game engine and console restrictions did a number on the amount of detail we get to see in Diamond "City." After the events of the Winter of Atom I'd still expect all of the benches in the stands to have tens of thousands of squatters, tents, huts and shacks with refugees and little kids running around climbing on the nets and shit. Until hardware advances some more and there's a new engine probably well keep seeing relatively desolate settlements in these games.

  • @terminator572
    @terminator572 8 років тому +3602

    Is just me, or X6-88 is just the Edge Lord of Fallout 4?

    • @HelghastGrunt
      @HelghastGrunt 7 років тому +510

      Yeah, but I don't think he even does it intentionally.

    • @kirillmarine5157
      @kirillmarine5157 7 років тому +167

      Dorvuzak Uzn Blade always was edgy.

    • @alyxparker4410
      @alyxparker4410 7 років тому +82

      Dorvuzak Uzn I get a blade runner vibe from him

    • @yeetis4527
      @yeetis4527 6 років тому +103

      Theres a quest for him about shooting Up the Diamond Coty school

    • @johnsmith-yf8vx
      @johnsmith-yf8vx 6 років тому +9

      what really ?

  • @mattylynch5195
    @mattylynch5195 8 років тому +586

    "Hey, that Super Mutant you walking around with, he isn't a Super Mutant is he?"

    • @Athropod101
      @Athropod101 8 років тому +54

      Yeah, it's just a horribly irradiated human with green skin amd super strengh

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 8 років тому +54

      Nah nah, just a ghoul who likes to work out alot. What? Never seen a ghoul at the gym? Innate ghoul rads do wonders for building muscle mass.

    • @areallymeanperson
      @areallymeanperson 8 років тому +10

      nah, haven't you heard of hulk?

    • @vulpesinculta3238
      @vulpesinculta3238 8 років тому +24

      +Matty Lynch "No, that's just a really sick ghoul." - Nick Valentine.

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 8 років тому +3

      Vulpes Inculta
      TRUE TO CAESAR!

  • @MagoDSnowman
    @MagoDSnowman 8 років тому +3463

    "I don't know any gorillas myself, general...
    But I do know of a settlement that's in trouble. Here, I'll mark it on your map"

    • @Piratewaffle43
      @Piratewaffle43 8 років тому +39

      +Mago The Snowman Babe.

    • @natethahgr8931
      @natethahgr8931 8 років тому +7

      +Mago The Snowman Damn that was destined from the start.

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 8 років тому +23

      Garvey deserves his own meme Tshirt

    • @aidanp_o
      @aidanp_o 8 років тому +15

      +Mago The Snowman at least it's not raining

    • @ShadowFlipsy
      @ShadowFlipsy 8 років тому +3

      +xDog .SoldieRx outstanding soldier

  • @1981shanrelle
    @1981shanrelle 8 років тому +338

    Guard: I could have sworn I saw you hanging out with a Ghoul. But that's impossible. Right?
    Me: yes sir officer. No Ghouls here. Nope. Just us humans.
    Hancock: leans back on bench and winks.

    • @FluffyNinjaLlama
      @FluffyNinjaLlama  8 років тому +45

      +1981shanrelle No ghouls, no super mutants. Nope. *innocent whistle*

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 8 років тому +22

      +FluffyNinjaLlama Ghoul? Him? Nah he is just a very sick Synth.

    • @aidanp_o
      @aidanp_o 8 років тому +7

      +1981shanrelle that's actually in response to your dealings with bobbi no-nose. i've had that said to me and i never use hancock.

    • @Mulluns
      @Mulluns 8 років тому +2

      +1981shanrelle I love how strongly those guards enforce the "No Gouls" rule in the city.

    • @rando5638
      @rando5638 8 років тому +4

      +xDog .SoldieRx "Ah, he's just sick, then? Fair enough, you boys take care of yoursel- wait a minute. Didn't you just say... OH, FUCK, HE'S A SYNTH INFILTRATOR, THAT'S EVEN WORSE! KILL IT!"

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759
    @intergalactichumanempire9759 6 років тому +2130

    0:50
    They don't even enforce their own laws

    • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
      @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 6 років тому +321

      Maybe they know better than to attack the player

    • @intergalactichumanempire9759
      @intergalactichumanempire9759 6 років тому +60

      Simple-Commentator-not-really
      At least fine the guy.

    • @Loltroll8
      @Loltroll8 6 років тому +160

      Intergalactic Human Empire or maybe because they know he’s the mayor of another town and will likely cause a war that will endure heavy casualties civilian and soldier

    • @cloroxhammer3289
      @cloroxhammer3289 6 років тому +91

      You know who else doesn't enfore their own laws? Settlements that need your help, of course! I'll mark them on your map.

    • @Speedpunk650
      @Speedpunk650 6 років тому +7

      Intergalactic Human Empire
      Diamond City and Goodneighbour dont get along.

  • @ASAP_Kenny
    @ASAP_Kenny 8 років тому +962

    Preston: I hope dogmeat doesn't bite anybody, speaking of bitting, some settlers in a nearby settlement are having a mongrel problem, let me mark it on your map for you babe

    • @NilCaos
      @NilCaos 8 років тому +74

      At least it's not raining.

    • @TheHeavysilver
      @TheHeavysilver 8 років тому +36

      Starts raining

    • @aspookyscaryskeleton1474
      @aspookyscaryskeleton1474 8 років тому +16

      I don't like the look of this rain, we should proceed with caution

    • @vampireguy24
      @vampireguy24 8 років тому +2

      Happy to help, Preston!

    • @PuffleFuzz
      @PuffleFuzz 8 років тому +16

      Proceed with caution... babe

  • @JunoAuerWatson
    @JunoAuerWatson 3 роки тому +154

    I really like the comments about Nick, especially with how his backstory involves him facing a lot of anti-synth feeling when he first got to Diamond City. The guard's comments show that at least they're able to accept him as one of their own, even if they don't know the right way to describe him.

    • @paulgrundy6864
      @paulgrundy6864 2 місяці тому +1

      With how long Nick did nothing but good for the people in Diamond City, and he evidently has had almost nothing to do with the institute ever since they threw him out. He’s also really transparent about him being a synth so everyone is sort of like “Alright you specifically are chill”

  • @noicecream2335
    @noicecream2335 8 років тому +717

    he remembers deacon cause when you first go to diamond city deacon is dressed like a guard spying on you. i think

    • @JumpinJackClash
      @JumpinJackClash 8 років тому +155

      Booyaqranny1 He is. In that little room near the entrance. If you talk to him, he just says stuff like "Hey."

    • @danat4914
      @danat4914 5 років тому +45

      @@JumpinJackClash What a day, huh?

    • @danat4914
      @danat4914 5 років тому +29

      @@JumpinJackClash and as if that wasn't enough...

    • @danat4914
      @danat4914 5 років тому +36

      @@JumpinJackClash Don't you like have more important things to do?

    • @JumpinJackClash
      @JumpinJackClash 5 років тому +22

      Lamka Mayonez I once saw a video where somebody had done like, every possible thing Deacon can comment on, and he was just listing things for like fifteen minutes interspaced with “and if that wasn’t enough.”

  • @56bturn
    @56bturn 8 років тому +2220

    "Piper's kind of a trouble maker."
    *Piper looks at the guard.*
    "U wot m8?"

    • @KingFireball7
      @KingFireball7 5 років тому +16

      LITERALLY what I was going to comment after watching the video! I was two years too late xD

    • @superheavyxd2684
      @superheavyxd2684 5 років тому +24

      That's so hilarious and perfectly timed! She is just looking at him like " That's it, this bitch is dead tonight!"

    • @markboyle1843
      @markboyle1843 5 років тому +3

      "Well fuck you too"

    • @thefatherland7063
      @thefatherland7063 5 років тому

      You can tell this comment was from three years ago

    • @zek3518
      @zek3518 5 років тому +1

      He even looks at her lmao

  • @Arannatt
    @Arannatt 6 років тому +4656

    So when they instantly look at Curie, the actual normal looking person, dressed nicely, has the most innocent look. Its all
    "YOU TRAVELLING WITH A SYNTH!? "
    But when they see X6-88, the guy who is litterally wearing the courser outfit, never smiles, wears ridiculous glasses. It's all
    "we good ma dud"

    • @Burro..
      @Burro.. 4 роки тому +173

      It's not "You are travelling with a synth?", it's "Are you a synth?". The original question was why would the player be hanging out with a robot, then the guard questions the player about them being a synth, that being the "logical" conclusion since synths should like robots. Or at least uneducated folk might think so.

    • @jefbozies3707
      @jefbozies3707 4 роки тому +37

      @Flyin' Steve just Bethesda being lazy

    • @tauros1749
      @tauros1749 4 роки тому +25

      @Manong Pony deacon isnt a synth. he says he is during a speech cheak but then later admits he was lying

    • @blehh_mae
      @blehh_mae 4 роки тому +19

      X6 - an actual synth courser and incredibly obvious
      curie - a robot in a synth body,not noticable at all

    • @donnykitsune6289
      @donnykitsune6289 4 роки тому +25

      To be fair, when a courser is deployed, they usually kill anyone and everyone that might blow their cover, ergo, most everyone but the railroad or former members of the institute don't really recognize what a courser actually looks like. We wouldn't know what they looked like either if we hadn't seen one in Kellogg's memories, which was coincidentally X6-88.

  • @ckotherletters
    @ckotherletters 8 років тому +270

    "You must be wicked smaht."

  • @FreedomtowerStudios
    @FreedomtowerStudios 6 років тому +664

    Love how as soon as the guard calls Piper a troublemaker, she looks right at him, classic

    • @phillipwalling7470
      @phillipwalling7470 9 місяців тому

      Piper: Oh, you don't want to hear my next upcoming headliner.

  • @343bungie
    @343bungie 8 років тому +219

    Guard: "looks at X6" your pal is scaring the crap outta me
    Me: me too...me too

  • @Smarsa90
    @Smarsa90 8 років тому +241

    Curie: My boy's wicked smaht.

  • @barrett7151
    @barrett7151 5 років тому +148

    1:22 after the guard ad tat little ‘speech’, valentine looked *S H O O K*

  • @thesenate6901
    @thesenate6901 8 років тому +524

    5 year old kid: Preston I need help with school.
    Preston: Just like this settlement who needs help, I'll mark it on your map.

    • @LordOfCharisma
      @LordOfCharisma 8 років тому

      hhahahahhahahah

    • @clementeesponilla4172
      @clementeesponilla4172 8 років тому +3

      Preston, how can I help my community? You can help that settlement that needs help. I'll mark it on your map.

    • @Teebiscuit12345
      @Teebiscuit12345 8 років тому

      You would be a better general than the protagonist.

    • @korn163
      @korn163 8 років тому +1

      WHO ARE YOU?

    • @frozenfruitcake6256
      @frozenfruitcake6256 7 років тому +1

      Preston you do know that you cant have a pip-boy unless you're 10 or over right?

  • @ironwarriorsimp4676
    @ironwarriorsimp4676 6 років тому +62

    1:28 I love how pipers head turns to him like "wow chris i'm standing right here"

  • @matts3044
    @matts3044 7 років тому +697

    they just HAD to put the phrase "wicked smart(smaht)" in the game, as a boston native, i love it

    • @jpgiuliotti
      @jpgiuliotti 6 років тому +27

      Yeah. I told them it was too cliche' but they must please the masses I suppose. Fun Voice Over...The project's code name for the VO audition and studio recording work was "Angelina". When I heard it was Bethesda's next version of Fallout, I was like WHAAA???? :)

    • @imonehellofaretardohandals523
      @imonehellofaretardohandals523 3 роки тому +2

      a native bostarian????

    • @jpgiuliotti
      @jpgiuliotti 3 роки тому +3

      Born and raised. :)

    • @samusaran13372
      @samusaran13372 2 роки тому +1

      they forgot to put "kid" though. "wickd smaht kehd", *then* it'd be authentic LOL

    • @dannymac939
      @dannymac939 Рік тому +2

      @@samusaran13372I’d rather have heard pisser than anything. Honestly it’s a shame more people in the game didn’t sound authentic for Boston

  • @fuzzyapplepie6940
    @fuzzyapplepie6940 5 років тому +172

    1:57
    Guard: *Oh God he's behind me, please don't notice me.*
    Danse: That armor looks flimsy, a synth will tear right through that.

  • @maiqtheliar789
    @maiqtheliar789 8 років тому +811

    Seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got swords. Curved. Swords. Those swords would be great for helping settlements. I'll mark it on your map.
    Redguard Preston Garvy I am making it a thing.

    • @stoneblade56
      @stoneblade56 5 років тому +42

      Preston Redguardvy

    • @jazzy2304
      @jazzy2304 5 років тому +2

      YES! Make it so number 1!

    • @fesco8276
      @fesco8276 5 років тому +6

      At least it’s not raining.

    • @Vantud391
      @Vantud391 5 років тому +2

      Redston Guardvy.

    • @zonewaver2458
      @zonewaver2458 5 років тому +2

      Nazeem garvy

  • @shmorgs7426
    @shmorgs7426 8 років тому +158

    "That thing's not a stray is it?"
    *Dogmeat looks at guard*
    "dafuq you sayin'?"

    • @IIFM54
      @IIFM54 5 років тому

      You little

  • @jamiemiller1482
    @jamiemiller1482 2 роки тому +61

    Dressing Cait up like Fem Shepard was a stroke of genius

  • @joeygalvan6485
    @joeygalvan6485 8 років тому +580

    Guard: word of advice, don't call your mom a synth unless she is one... Yikes.

    • @OsnosisBones
      @OsnosisBones 7 років тому +104

      I broke up with my girlfriend, she kept leaving the cap off on the toothpaste. You know who does that? A synth!

    • @fatdog4393
      @fatdog4393 7 років тому +13

      Joey Galvan Yeah, we got a settlement with a ghoul problem too,. Here, I'll mark it on your map.

    • @kaedir1115
      @kaedir1115 7 років тому +7

      Joey Galvan Whiterun Guard: Another settlement needs your help, here ill mark it on your map.

    • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
      @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 6 років тому +27

      Yes, I got shot in the ass last year. Long story

    • @mastercobragaming8780
      @mastercobragaming8780 5 років тому +5

      Simple-Commentator-not-really heard you’ve been asking questions around town, what, Diamond City’s got two private dicks now?

  • @aeureus
    @aeureus 5 років тому +180

    "I ain't tellin' ya how to pick friends, but piper is trouble."
    *Slowly turns towards piper*
    UwU

  • @Beesechurgerr
    @Beesechurgerr 8 років тому +947

    "You're getting pretty chummy with that reporter, huh? Be careful, there. The mayor's got it in for her" ya, and so did I, if you know what i mean

  • @WillDuckett
    @WillDuckett 8 років тому +127

    X6 scares the crap out of me, and he's on my side...

    • @jetryder262
      @jetryder262 6 років тому +6

      Progitas X6 is the scariest companion when it comes to nerves and battle, he is ruthless

    • @johnsmith-yf8vx
      @johnsmith-yf8vx 6 років тому +1

      yes he is . took him to take out the rail road and do the airship down quest . i am just glade he is on my side .

  • @yourparasite
    @yourparasite 6 років тому +70

    "You know any gorillas?"
    Camera slowly pans to Preston.

  • @goldengeneral3113
    @goldengeneral3113 8 років тому +559

    I used to be a Lone Wanderer like you until I took a mini nuke to the knee.

    • @dnsvls
      @dnsvls 7 років тому +5

      Lord Maces lol made my day :D

    • @xxSanjoxx
      @xxSanjoxx 7 років тому +61

      Lord Maces You know who else took a mini nuke to the knee? The settlers from a nearby settlement. Here, I'll mark it on your map.

    • @TheSterMan01
      @TheSterMan01 6 років тому +18

      *_’TIL I TOOK A MOLE RAT TO THE FACE_*

    • @Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku
      @Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku 6 років тому +3

      Golden General
      I used to be a lone Wanderer like you until I took a harpoon to the knee

    • @lillithgude9812
      @lillithgude9812 6 років тому +1

      Golden General first off ow second an arrow to the knee means that gaurd got married

  • @alevel20warbear37
    @alevel20warbear37 7 років тому +209

    "Oh man you got a robot butler? I want a robot butler."
    That cracked me up in my first playthrough.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 роки тому +2

      Me irl: Me too, buddy. Me frickin' too.

    • @RAFRIXANAX
      @RAFRIXANAX Рік тому +1

      I wish there was a miscellaneous qeust you could do with the atomatron DLC to give him one

  • @SilasKeon
    @SilasKeon 2 роки тому +22

    2:18 is this man Italian or something?

  • @mrburger1233
    @mrburger1233 8 років тому +147

    1:55 Toy story deleted scene

  • @GarlicPudding
    @GarlicPudding 8 років тому +235

    Random ideas for Guards' comments on Preston:
    "Heard you an' the Minutemen have been doin' some good out there. Keep it up, will ya?."
    "Just don't ask US to salute ya; alright, Mr./Miss 'General'?"
    "I've always wanted to try one ah dose Laser Muskets out. Any chance yer pal there would sell one?"
    "I gotta ask: where do you guys get those fancy hats?"

    • @DarthCruciare87
      @DarthCruciare87 8 років тому +40

      +GarlicPudding Those are actually really good ideas. Kudos.

    • @GarlicPudding
      @GarlicPudding 8 років тому +5

      DarthCruciare87 Thanks. :)

    • @mastercobragaming8780
      @mastercobragaming8780 5 років тому +22

      GarlicPudding I read that in the main guard’s accent.

    • @MacDonald2500
      @MacDonald2500 5 років тому +8

      Another one: I thought you guys had curved swords.

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 4 роки тому +4

      I like how to even use the accents