Andddd if that wasn't enough, she escaped helgen Andddd if that wasn't enough, she took out the emperor Andddd if that wasn't enough, she is the thane in half the holds Andddd if that wasn't enough, she destroyed a cult on solsethiem Andddd if that wasn't enough, she found an elder scroll Andddd if that wasn't enough, she went back in time Andddd if that wasn't enough, he's been to basically valhallah Anddd- OKAY WE GET IT DEACON!
"Deacon, you're saying this intruder killed a courser?" *flashback to sole survivor eating 100 kilograms worth of psychobuff.* *Deacon stares in shock as courser is beaten to death with baseball bat* "I got out of there when I could"
And if that wasnt enough..... the lone survivor fell off a building and survived while killing an entire group of super mutants. Without acrobat armor or power armor....
I was dressed as the Shroud when I had this meeting, Deacon being half-sneaky about what the 'Shroud' did made no fucking sense when I'm right there with Patrolman Glasses on.
Aaaaaand if that weren’t enough, she can reverse time whenever she dies as many times as it takes to win the combat. Aaaaand as if that weren’t enough, every half hour her presence has a chance to crash the world.
Deacon: *spends 6 straight minutes complimenting the Sole Survivor* Survivor: "So... you available?" Deacon: "Nah, not really that into you." Survivor:
Aaaaand, as if that wasn't enough... *pulls off mask to reveal Preston Garvey* ..there's another settlement that needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map. In the meantime, make sure to offer help to anyone in need. That can only further our cause.
The only man in the game to acknowledge your achievements. This is something that Bethesda Softworks needs to seriously work on in the future. I'm tired of the player characters being treated like nobodies, even after the big finale.
It's always annoyed me how Rhys treats you with contrite respect for one single conversation the first time you talk to him after destroying the Institute but then immediately goes right back to being a rude jerk the next time you talk to him.
Yeah. After saving the world from Alduin, saving the world from vampires, and saving the world of Miraak in Skyrim and then you walk through Whiterun and a guard is condescending to you... I mean seriously, some respect please.
Yeah but that door is as suspicious as they come lol , we're the player , we're told basically nothing hell we work based on rumours between characters and we found these guys in half an hour. Imagine how fast Institute could've found these guys.
That's why I always go straight to the Old North Church when I start a new game. It's fun watching Deacon so clueless. Also I like how knowing the password to the secret door without having to follow the Freedom Trail makes Desdemona super-suspicious... but then she lets you into the Railroad anyway. I almost feel bad for them whenever I wipe them out as part of the Brotherhood. Almost.
I saved nick. I killed swan. I saved amelia. I did a whole buncha crap in the game, getting up to level 20 in the process. But what'd deacon have to say? "He leaves a trail of destruction everywhere i go" a.k.a i have nothing on you so i'll just say this.
No joke, when I did a raider playthrough and got to this part of the game as overboss, just beginning to take over the commonwealth, he said the line about leaving a trail of destruction in my wake which felt really cool.
"Okay Deacon, we get it--" "AAAAAND as if that wasn't enough..." "Deacon, you can stop n--" "AAAAAND as if that wasn't enough..." "DEACON STAHP" "AAAAAND as if--" BANG *You are now an enemy of The Railroad
Going to the Railroad to decode the chip after you've contacted them is the greatest thing ever. "Usually protocol with Coursers is to run, not engage. So why did you do it?" *accidentally hits sarcastic option* "The chip in his neck was so shiny, I couldn't help it." *super glad I accidentally hit the sarcastic option*
*Hears a protectron, just out in the street telling her to follow all the clues to get here* "HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU FIND US" Not like they left the password to their door painted on the streets or anything
Yeah, and the password was kinda shitty. "Boss, I think I found their hq..." "What's the problem?" "It's password protected boss..." "Try railroad, all the right letters are there. Plus it literally has the word 'rail' in the cipher."
I didn't even notice the letters on the ground when following the trail. I just spammed each button until I hit "R" and it clicked. Then I instantly realized the stupid password was Railroad.
They should have been more cleaver and added on more decoders rings and made it a phrase also made the rings more a rotate stick/mouse instead of tap to turn.
They are called the Railroad, their base is part of the Underground Railroad you follow a historical trail for the Underground Railroad Their password is Railroad The fact that the institute didn't find them right away is sad.
***** That should have been in the base game Easy City downs should also have been a robot racetrack where you could gamble in the base game and not just another boring shooting gallery
Deacon: Lists how the sole survivor has pre war knowledge, put back together the minutemen to a strength able to contest the Brotherhood of Steel in mere days, restored Liberty Prime after it had been nuked from orbit, tracked down someone who killed her husband 60 years ago with only his looks, somehow looks like a comic book character (anime mod), has more power armor than the entire Brotherhood of Steel, occasionally uses a semi-auto never ending Fat-Man MIRV etc etc etc Desdemona: well that could give Glory a run for her money. Glory: *glances at the MK6 X-01 quantum power armor suit wielding a quad-shot missile launcher that has a targeting computer* Glory: *tosses minigun aside and walks back to HQ knowing that not even the institute can kill gods*
Coursers can defect too, but it is much harder for them. Coursers isn't just a printed clone with control chip in their skull, those guys are enhanced all over with same bionics as Kellogg was using, they're full blown cyborgs. Who are very heavily brainwashed, are dangerous and carry a lot of sensitive info normal synths would have no access to. You see where I am going with this? I can bet Coursers have literal killswitches in them as well as surveillance equipement in their bionics(ie Institute sees and hears all the Courser does and can pull he switch any second), not just recall codes that "mesmetrons" their brains. So as you can guess, there is a reason there is only 2(4 if we count cut content and theories) defected Coursers. They can't just run away and hide like normal synths do.
Deacon alludes to a bunch of cut quests here. "Here there be monsters" implies that there would have been an underwater vault included, and there's references to one in the game files. Also, allusions to a "brokered peace" in Salem, which means there was meant to be more up there than Barney Rook's little thing.
When I started playing I kept waiting for something else to happen in Salem. It seemed like a big place with a lot of details to only be used for one side quest. I also hoped it could be used as a settlement location.
"Aaaand, as if *that* wasn't enough... this chick literally ejects cores out of the back of her power armor. Blows things sky high. Even the Brotherhood doesn't have a trick like that." "Aaaand, as if *that* wasn't enough... she's why you can't go a hundred feet without bumping into a massive fortress of missile turrets. She's got the monopoly on real estate." "Aaaand, as if *that* wasn't enough... everyone here know about the Swan? Yeah- she just mowed that thing down with a gatling laser just half an hour ago." "Aaaand, as if *that* wasn't enough... she doesn't need sleep. Neither do I- *burp* excuse me."
Aaaand, as if that wasn't enough, she helped a nearby settlement. Check her map and see for yourself--it's marked. Also holy crap I knew Deacon's good at info-gathering but this dude is like the NSA's wet dream.
+TheRPGenius Deacon's a fucking boss. I've seen him as Diamond City security, and a drifter in Goodneighbor, and that's the only times I've actually caught him.
She's the one who took down the Mechanist, shut down his factory, and is hunting down those crazy robots. Aaand, as if that wasn't enough... The new Overseer of Vault 88 is standing before us. You haven't heard their radio signal? Aaand, as if that wasn't enough... She braved an Odyssey to a foreign land just to find a runaway daughter for a concerned family. That's dedication. Aaand, as if that wasn't enough... Atom's inquisitor stands before us. She got in good with the Children and took out Far Harbor. Aaand, as if that wasn't enough... Maybe you didn't feel the impact of a nuclear detonation over at Far Harbor, but that was her, granting the Children of Atom their final wish. Aaand, as if that wasn't enough... We got the Overboss of Nuka-World standing before us. I don't think it's a good idea to get on her bad side. Aaand, as if that wasn't enough... She cleared out all the Raiders from Nuka-World and made it a safe place to settle again. That takes some serious grit.
Aaaaaaaaand if that wasn't enough This guy is the director of the Institute... Dez: WHAT? oh and he shut down Acadia and sent all the synths back to the Institute. Dez: FIRE AT WILL Me: Takes them all out before they can even react.
annnd if that wasn't enough far harbor just became no harbor after the atoms blew up and that town swarmed by strange creatures,rumors hear that Arcadia is the only place standing so good news i think
I had no idea what was in store for me when I saved Preston. I left the vault desperate, confused and with no friends. I was given a quest to help people and met a friendly dude who put me on track to find my son. Little did I know I was easy picking to be taken full advantage of and sucked into his agenda
"The Brotherhood of Steel let you into their ranks. That's a hell of a thing there." So, she's a member of a military organization hell-bent on wiping out every synth in existence? That's Railroad material right there.
Yeah but the BoS RARELY let's outsiders into their ranks. The fact that she/he went from Initiate to Knight in about twenty seconds, is also a big deal. It's like going from Recruit to Sergeant all because you gave the Lt a piece of gum. It never happens, but they somehow did it. Why I'm replying to a year old comment on this, I don't know. But still. :3
@@destroyerblackdragon some people did say that if they have done some looking to your past ( for male, cause he make sense ) they found u are a war hero so they basically gave u an extra rank cause they know u are very good
The Railroad are just as against the creation of Synths as the Brotherhood of Steel is. The difference is ensuring the ones that already exist get a second chance at life.
+blimporthefoul an under water vault? daring rescue? was that cut content that just popped up on account of unlocking all of the audio files or did i miss a side quest somewhere?
+N3kr0n15 i dont think its an actual vault i think he is just talking about the yangze a chinse boomer sub stranded on the bottom of boston harbor its just due south ish of the airport
Desdemona's voice actress voices the Female Commander voicetype from Skyrim, which is the voice of Aela the Huntress, Adrienne Avenicci, Legate Rikke, and a bunch of others I can't remember off the top of my head.
"How did you find out how to contact us?" Oh I just followed the giant path that can be found pretty much wherever you are in the Commonwealth with the code to the front door on it. The very same code that's the name of the faction. Let's not forget the dial notifies you when you press the correct letter. Secrecy is the Railroads biggest strength my ass.
Funny thing - I actually did. I never found any info about that on wiki, so I assume it may be a bug or a mod conflict... But after, like, 80-100 quests Preston just stopped giving those. I don't know if it was intended or not, but... Yeah, I finally helped all the Commonwealth
"AAAAAND if that wasn't enough; she's Blue of Vault 111, first of her name, the Unfrozen, Queen of the Raiders and the Minutemen, explorer of the great Glowing Sea, Pilferer of Sweet Rolls and Mother of Synths. Also saw her nab a perfectly preserved pie once." "SWEET JESUS"
I really want to believe it just plays all of these. I'm sure it selects several at random or has some priority system to it, but I really want to believe Deacon just spends the next hour recounting every small little thing you've done in the Commonwealth, with Desdemona occasionally cutting in to try to stop him to no avail.
@@Callsign_Prophet As long as you don't talk to Preston in Sanctuary, you're not the General. Hell, if you dont want the bobblehead, just don't stop in Concord.
Salem was about to go nova? Brokered a peace? What. Between Rook and the mirelurks? I don't understand. There was just one dude there. Champion of the combat zone? As in when you killed every raider inside that place or is there an arena fight mechanic that I missed? Chinese submarine? Yeah, I know that. Undersea vault? Now where did you hear that, Deacon?
There was supposed to be a quest that dealt with a feud between hidden witches in Salem (with Skyrim powers) and bigoted settlers from Lynn, but it was deleted.
@@AdventurerOfOblivion Generally, yes. But every once in a while, you can find a hidden gem on there. Like the aforementioned thread: www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/4bicxg/deacon_knew_about_the_ss_in_vault_111/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH
I have a feeling this will become a meme around here! :D
+HaloFan117. and if that wasn't enough theirs a settlement that needs your help I'll mark it on your map
AAAANNNNND thats not enough (preston comes out of nowhere) theres another settlement that needs are help let me mark it on your map
isaac nazario AAAAAAAND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH at least it's not raining
AND you beat me to it
I'm bringing Deacon to my first job interview.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
He’d vouch for you!
And if that wasent enough he did 30 copies of work under 2 seconds
I think Dany might be hiring after lord "freindzone" Jorah died.
"sounds like I got a stalker"
"it's not like that..."
Proceeds to describe everything she's done
Especially considering Deacon literally DOES stalk you across the commonwealth.
And if that wasn't enough...
@@OfficerHotpants my god
@@OfficerHotpants *And if that wasn’t enough…*
"I don’t believe we’ve met but your timings impeccable. Deacon, Commonwealth Railroad Op"
@@THEPISSPALADINanother synth needs our help, i have marked him on your map
Aaaaand, as if that wasn't enough, everywhere she goes, every piece of duct tape and desk fan in a 1 mile radius seems to disappear.
Bruh... desk fans, hot plates, and duct tape
I forget sometimes and grab piles of junk in New Vegas.
@@robertandrew5328 Don't forget antique globe
Bekfast Time what about wonderglue?
@@oakly4915 and dont forget ballistic fibers
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND If that wasn't enough, she's the dragonborn
😂 That's the best!!!
And then all the Skyrim achievements are stated
^^Better pull up a chair, were gonna be here a while
Andddd if that wasn't enough, she escaped helgen
Andddd if that wasn't enough, she took out the emperor
Andddd if that wasn't enough, she is the thane in half the holds
Andddd if that wasn't enough, she destroyed a cult on solsethiem
Andddd if that wasn't enough, she found an elder scroll
Andddd if that wasn't enough, she went back in time
Andddd if that wasn't enough, he's been to basically valhallah
Anddd-
OKAY WE GET IT DEACON!
"And if tha-" *FUS RO DA* *you are now friends with the railroad*
"Deacon, you're saying this intruder killed a courser?"
*flashback to sole survivor eating 100 kilograms worth of psychobuff.*
*Deacon stares in shock as courser is beaten to death with baseball bat*
"I got out of there when I could"
If you seen a man high of drugs killing the most advance murder machine know with a bat you would get the the fuck away from him as well
That made me laugh out loud
And if that wasnt enough..... the lone survivor fell off a building and survived while killing an entire group of super mutants. Without acrobat armor or power armor....
I tried for DAYS to find a courser before the railroad.... never succeeded.
Sounds like I can find that happening in Florida
He blew my cover as the silver shroud lol
I was dressed as the Shroud when I had this meeting, Deacon being half-sneaky about what the 'Shroud' did made no fucking sense when I'm right there with Patrolman Glasses on.
Yamitri2 you got 101 likes
Deacon stalks you in your journey from diamond city and good neighbor, but heard to spot, that’s why he knows so much about the main character/you
No one can know my secret identity1
I made 1k likes. I feel so happy.
Deacon, what are you? My walking Resume?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNDDD.................
IF THAT WASNT ENOUGH...
LightLegion
"So what makes you qualified for this job?"
*Deacon walks in the room*
WHAT THE HELL'S A RESUME
IAN BLANK you're joking right because I can't tell
Aaaaand if that wasn't enough she gets to the cloud district very often.
Good one 😂🤣
Yesssss
"do you get to the Cloud District very often, oh what am I saying of course you don't"
Nazir Nazir
@@jay_galick E
After talking about all of the sole survivor's achievements for 3 minutes.
Desdemona: So you're vouching for her?
M3lsheR she should've say "you meet qualification to become railroad agent "
No, my point is if that wasn’t enough she ate broccoli at breakfast
Nothing impresses that old bitch Desdemona.
"Vouching for her? Nah, I'm saying that's all she's done. not good enough." xD
I interpret it as sarcasm
Annnnnd if that wasn't enough.... I saw her down 15 vodkas in half a minute and didn't even blink through it
Aaaaand, if that wasn't enough, she walked through the glowing sea to pick a fistfight with Deathclaws, she came back, still hasn't blinked...
Annnnnnd if that wasn’t enough..... I saw her kill Paladin Danse without blinking or crying.
Lamaunicorn With a crown aaaaaaand if that wasn't enough, I also saw her launch a behemoth into space with a rolling pin and still didn't blink
Aaaaaaannnnnndddddd if that wasn't enough, I saw her kill elder maxon with a wrench in 00000.1 seconds.
aaaaaaãåāàáâäænd... if that wasnt enough
she fucking died and still didnt blink
"Aaaaaaand if that wasn't enough, she can heal bullet wounds and severe lacerations by eating raw meat and 200 year old canned food"
"Annddddddd if that wasn't enough. She can take 20 Psychobuffs in a row without dropping dead"
@@ReflectionOfPerfection "Aaaannnnddd If that wasn't enounough she went into the glowing sea and came out with no rad damage"
Aaaaand, as if that wasn't enough, she can make a nuclear reactor from some board games, tin cans and lightbulbs
Aaaaaand if that weren’t enough, she can reverse time whenever she dies as many times as it takes to win the combat.
Aaaaand as if that weren’t enough, every half hour her presence has a chance to crash the world.
Aaaaaand if that weren’t enough, she has the power to modify the way the world works however she wants.
annnnnnnd if that wasn't enough she closed the gates of oblivion and killed the world eater alduin
Andreas Harices Wrong franchise my friend 😂
Andreas Harices annnnnnd if that wasn't enough she's the fucking dragonborn
Aaaaaaannd if that wasnt enough she is the listener and leader of the dark Brotherhood 😂
Andreas Harices annnnnnd if that wasn't enough she's a member of the nightingales
True true
And if that wasn't enough, there's a settlement that needs your help. Here, i'll mark it on your map.
babe
and if that wasn't enough at least it's not raining
+Eridan Ampora I am tired of your bloody settlement that needs my help >:(
+Eridan Ampora
Strong disliked that.
Greston Parvey liked that
Deacon: *spends 6 straight minutes complimenting the Sole Survivor*
Survivor: "So... you available?"
Deacon: "Nah, not really that into you."
Survivor:
I was so mad he wasn't able to be romanced
Aaaaaaand as if that weren’t enough, he’s shtupped every swoozie in the Boston Area.
@@mushroom_girl3339it's definitely because he's afraid to get romantically attached again.
Well, guess I'm joining the Brotherhood then. Bye, Deeks.
And if that's not enough, she owns every can from here to sanctuary.
Athena Minerva my god I hate that junk is more important theb your son
aaaaand, if that wasn't enough, she owns every coffee mug in boston
and if that wasn't enough she has more ammo and weapons than any faction
@@blankabs7056 and she has more guns than the entirety of america
They also somehow got clean mugs and plates without going to the institute
Aaaaand, as if that wasn't enough...
*pulls off mask to reveal Preston Garvey*
..there's another settlement that needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map. In the meantime, make sure to offer help to anyone in need. That can only further our cause.
LMAO
@LessThan Garvey he says " can i put you down for, 100 caps" before i indiverntly put a bullet in his skull
Well played
Damn it, I'm fucking done...
*Opens door*
Get out, now!
Ok, that was damned clever!
Alternative title: Deacon compliments you continuously
I like to imagine him reading these off all in a row for 7 minutes.
CowsR4me AAAAAAAAAAND if that wasn't enough I will talk about this woman for bout an hour about all kind of shit
CowsR4me
The first time I watched this, I wasn't looking at the screen, and I thought he was saying them all at once.
Is that possible
Maybe with a little script and an accountant's hat.
They're all written on his sunglasses lens. That's hpw he memorized them.
"Aaand as if that wasn't enough... She cleared out many settlements Preston marked on the map. At least it wasn't raining."
*B A B E*
HetaliaCalifornia
Aaaaaand! As if that wasn't enough, I'll mark it for you here on the map.
Aaand if that wasn't enough, another settlement needs your help, I'll mark it on your map
Saving settlements almost make you wish for a nuclear winter
Another settlement need our help, i will mark it on your map
**Preston walks in** "Aaaaaaaand, if that wasn't enough, another settlement needs our help! I'll mark it on your map!"
Me: (pulls out my two-shot short lever action) Aaaaaaaand, if that wasn't enough. the game was rigged from the start Garvey
At least it's not raining
Darude Sandstorm
*after three minutes and ten seconds of listing all of the damn near impossible accomplishments* "so you're vouching for them?"
Deacon: Nah I'm listing reasons why we don't need her
The only man in the game to acknowledge your achievements. This is something that Bethesda Softworks needs to seriously work on in the future. I'm tired of the player characters being treated like nobodies, even after the big finale.
It's always annoyed me how Rhys treats you with contrite respect for one single conversation the first time you talk to him after destroying the Institute but then immediately goes right back to being a rude jerk the next time you talk to him.
Yeah. After saving the world from Alduin, saving the world from vampires, and saving the world of Miraak in Skyrim and then you walk through Whiterun and a guard is condescending to you... I mean seriously, some respect please.
@@correctopinion505 Oblivion was pretty good with this. "OH FUCK IT'S THE HERO OF KVATCH!"
@@correctopinion505 I hate it when In skyrim I completed the main quest and a fucking guard says '' No lollygagging.''
BOS was good with actually acknowledging your rank.
Aaand as if that wasn’t enough, she turned herself into a pickle, funniest thing I’ve ever seen
" and you just happened to guess the password to our secret door"
"Railroad" for the railroad isn't much of a password. Might as well be 1234.
Well it's the post apocalypse 80 percent of the population cant read
sunny boi But they put a big ass red line leading to their hq
Pff, might aswell have your Nuke-Launch Code be 00000.
*OH WAIT-*
@@TheGamingPrivate They didn't put that line there. That line is the Freedom Trail, something that actually exists in Boston.
Yeah but that door is as suspicious as they come lol , we're the player , we're told basically nothing hell we work based on rumours between characters and we found these guys in half an hour. Imagine how fast Institute could've found these guys.
deacon: *goes on for 5 years about how great the sole survivor is*
desdemona: so.............you're vouching for her?
Deacon: "Annnnnd if that wasn't enough, she already destroyed the Institute."
It's been 5 years lol
@@sillybob9689 "Annnnnnnnd if that wasn't enough, she's marked a settlement on my map to go defend... Wait."
@@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline "Aaaannnnddd if that wasn't enough, the Greybeards call her Dovahkiin, Dragonborn."
@@medicindisquise4271 "Aaaannnnddd if that wasn't enough, she took an arrow to the knee AND kept adventuring!"
"Aaaaaaaand as if that wasn't enough, she defeated Sauron."
I know this is 8 months later but really good comment lol
I know this is a 4 year old comment, but it's a good'un.
I like when you don't do anything important and find them and Decon is like "This is someone I have no intel on"
Alex Hamilton for me i was just " A courser guy"
I like your saiki profile..
That's why I always go straight to the Old North Church when I start a new game. It's fun watching Deacon so clueless. Also I like how knowing the password to the secret door without having to follow the Freedom Trail makes Desdemona super-suspicious... but then she lets you into the Railroad anyway.
I almost feel bad for them whenever I wipe them out as part of the Brotherhood. Almost.
Nice icon
I saved nick. I killed swan. I saved amelia. I did a whole buncha crap in the game, getting up to level 20 in the process. But what'd deacon have to say? "He leaves a trail of destruction everywhere i go" a.k.a i have nothing on you so i'll just say this.
that is enough deacon
+Mehmet Onur Keklikci And if that wasn't enough...
There is a settlement that needs your help! Here, I'll mark it on your map
Cameron McWilliams Babe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EncyclopediaBro13 Least it's not raining, babe
Cameron McWilliams Speaking of rain, there's a settlement nearby that need our help with an irrigation problem. I'll mark it on your map, babe.
I'm going to hear "Aaaaaaaaaand as if that wasn't enough" for a year now, thanks
It's been a year, so here you go:
Aaaaaaaaand as if that wasn't enough
Ah shit here we go again
and if that wasn't enough, she is the Overboss of Nuka World and has started wrecking havoc across the entire Commonwealth with her raiders.
She's basically Emperor Palpatine. Controlling both sides of the war.
Minutemen V Raiders
Oh my now I have another play through idea...thx
I can vouch for her.
No joke, when I did a raider playthrough and got to this part of the game as overboss, just beginning to take over the commonwealth, he said the line about leaving a trail of destruction in my wake which felt really cool.
*Preston walks inside.*
"But wait! There's more."
But first theres another settlement that needs help
@@TheMasterguardian this is a gold comment and reply
Luv me som settlements
AAAAAND She is going to rescue this settlement too.
Here, I'll mark it on your map
No..
"And if that wasn't enough" her son is the leader of the institute.
And If that wasnt enough , her son is 2 Times her age
And if that wasn't enough, her son is responsible for the destruction of the switchboard, and the deaths of our friends
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, as if that wasn't enough, she can carry nearly 300 pounds of junk in her pocket and build a city in 5 minutes.
Gloria: “MY ARMS ARE FALLING OFF, CAN WE WRAP THIS UP?!”
Literally because she's a synth
"Okay Deacon, we get it--"
"AAAAAND as if that wasn't enough..."
"Deacon, you can stop n--"
"AAAAAND as if that wasn't enough..."
"DEACON STAHP"
"AAAAAND as if--" BANG
*You are now an enemy of The Railroad
「Bootymancer」 same bro same
Amazing
「Bootymancer」 COME ON NIGHTS. GET OUT YOUR POWER ARMOR AND GATLING LASERS AND KILL THAT ASS
「Bootymancer」yep
WHAT QUESTS DO I DO TO GET THROUGH ALL THESE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH she owns the best dog in the world.
Hey dog meat like the armour goggles and bandana
Aaaaaaaaaaaand if that wasnt enough, she also lived before the war
Dogmeat Rex was better
Rex.
Whos a good roleplay account?
...
You are! YES YOU ARE!
Love that the more Deacon rattles off, the more incompetent the Railroad seems.
Going to the Railroad to decode the chip after you've contacted them is the greatest thing ever.
"Usually protocol with Coursers is to run, not engage. So why did you do it?"
*accidentally hits sarcastic option*
"The chip in his neck was so shiny, I couldn't help it."
*super glad I accidentally hit the sarcastic option*
Now I regret not joining the railroad before doing any main story missions
Imagine if having low intelligence changed this line to a version with a completely unironic tone.
@@Mordecai02 "Chip was shiny. I took it."
@@obsidironpumicia4074 chip shiny I take
@@AlexWithington Des: "It's a wonder you didn't stop to pick up every shiny aluminum can you could find on the way here."
SS: "..."
Deacon might as well be DJ Khaled
Another one, and another one, and another one, and another one
lol
+Krypent oh my god xd
Aaaaand as if that wasnt enough,theres another one
another one
another one
another one
Say name.. I APPRECIATE you.
You smart, you loyal...
Aaaaannnd if that wasn't enough
+Krypent Nah, that's Preston giving you settlements to save.
"Preston, the settlers at Tennepines Bluff are safe from raiders"
"Another one"
*10 minutes of Deacon saying the deeds we did*
Desdemona: "So you're vouching for her?"
Deacon: "Nah"
Lmao
Nah, boot her puny ass out
I could easily see him saying that as a joke
*Hears a protectron, just out in the street telling her to follow all the clues to get here*
"HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU FIND US"
Not like they left the password to their door painted on the streets or anything
Yeah, and the password was kinda shitty.
"Boss, I think I found their hq..."
"What's the problem?"
"It's password protected boss..."
"Try railroad, all the right letters are there. Plus it literally has the word 'rail' in the cipher."
No shit. It's like they want the institute to finish them off.
I didn't even notice the letters on the ground when following the trail. I just spammed each button until I hit "R" and it clicked. Then I instantly realized the stupid password was Railroad.
They should have been more cleaver and added on more decoders rings and made it a phrase also made the rings more a rotate stick/mouse instead of tap to turn.
They are called the Railroad,
their base is part of the Underground Railroad
you follow a historical trail for the Underground Railroad
Their password is Railroad
The fact that the institute didn't find them right away is sad.
damn, the "champion of the combat zone" and the "underwater vault" lines kinda make me salty.
Nicholas B an underwater vault sounds like the worst idea vault tech ever had, and that's saying a lot.
combat zone was such a damn waste instead it was just another random shooting gallery as if the game didn't have enough of that
***** That should have been in the base game Easy City downs should also have been a robot racetrack where you could gamble in the base game and not just another boring shooting gallery
and the male SS could talk to Piper about fighting against the Chinese
Nicholas B underwater vault bioshock Easter eggs could have happend
Deacon: Lists how the sole survivor has pre war knowledge, put back together the minutemen to a strength able to contest the Brotherhood of Steel in mere days, restored Liberty Prime after it had been nuked from orbit, tracked down someone who killed her husband 60 years ago with only his looks, somehow looks like a comic book character (anime mod), has more power armor than the entire Brotherhood of Steel, occasionally uses a semi-auto never ending Fat-Man MIRV etc etc etc
Desdemona: well that could give Glory a run for her money.
Glory: *glances at the MK6 X-01 quantum power armor suit wielding a quad-shot missile launcher that has a targeting computer*
Glory: *tosses minigun aside and walks back to HQ knowing that not even the institute can kill gods*
Father: Were f__ked.
Not to mention that the Sole Survivor eventually evolve so many powers and abilities they are beyond any human being.
"I am become death"
I see you did all the side quests
@@skylanderlego4163 "...Destroyer of worlds"
I panicked and lobbed a frag lol
That Guy From That Street D'oh!
xD
So I'm not the only one
Kade B dez, have a frag... Aaaand if that wasn't enough, heres a mini nuke
Kade B im late but did anything happen? Besides taking a mini gun belt into your stomach
"so you're vouching for her?" lmao
NPCwars imagine if he answered: what me? No no just shoot her glory. 🤣
Really, that just sounds so much sarcastic after listening to all of that than when I played through it.
NPCwars
And as if that wasn't enough...
And as if that wasn't enough
I love how Deacon‘s response is “I just got a real good feeling about this one” when you have no accomplishments
"We must save all synths"
"Anyone who kills a courser is good in my book."
Shawn Banks they are ruthless killers...
There's a difference ya know
@@mastercobragaming8780 Chase from Acadia (Far Harbor) says hi
Wasnt the og synth in FO3 a former courser who had second thoughts while hunting synths?
Coursers can defect too, but it is much harder for them. Coursers isn't just a printed clone with control chip in their skull, those guys are enhanced all over with same bionics as Kellogg was using, they're full blown cyborgs. Who are very heavily brainwashed, are dangerous and carry a lot of sensitive info normal synths would have no access to. You see where I am going with this? I can bet Coursers have literal killswitches in them as well as surveillance equipement in their bionics(ie Institute sees and hears all the Courser does and can pull he switch any second), not just recall codes that "mesmetrons" their brains. So as you can guess, there is a reason there is only 2(4 if we count cut content and theories) defected Coursers. They can't just run away and hide like normal synths do.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND as if that wasn't enough: Call now and recieve three, yes THREE, FREE copies of Grognak the Barbarian!
Aidan Millward Aidan I see you everywhere!
Shut up and take my money
Deacon alludes to a bunch of cut quests here. "Here there be monsters" implies that there would have been an underwater vault included, and there's references to one in the game files. Also, allusions to a "brokered peace" in Salem, which means there was meant to be more up there than Barney Rook's little thing.
When I started playing I kept waiting for something else to happen in Salem. It seemed like a big place with a lot of details to only be used for one side quest.
I also hoped it could be used as a settlement location.
Annnnnnd, if that wasn't enough; I vouch for everyone :) FREE VOUCHES!!!!
gasai yuno omg Gasai Yuno
+Deacon Some espionage master you are if that's easy to win your trust.
+Craig Boone I never said I trusted you Boone
That must have been hard for you. To 'not' vouch for someone?
"Aaaand, as if *that* wasn't enough... this chick literally ejects cores out of the back of her power armor. Blows things sky high. Even the Brotherhood doesn't have a trick like that."
"Aaaand, as if *that* wasn't enough... she's why you can't go a hundred feet without bumping into a massive fortress of missile turrets. She's got the monopoly on real estate."
"Aaaand, as if *that* wasn't enough... everyone here know about the Swan? Yeah- she just mowed that thing down with a gatling laser just half an hour ago."
"Aaaand, as if *that* wasn't enough... she doesn't need sleep. Neither do I- *burp* excuse me."
Aaaand, if *that* wasn't enough... she single handily blew up the institute
cringe
Aaaaaand if that wasn’t enough she’s TheLegend27
Who's TheLegend27?
@@armedneutrality8105 I heard TheLegend27 once saved ALL the settlements which Preston Garvey marked on his map
@@kapitan19969838 impossible...
me
@@somaliking4207 Its him!
Aaaand, as if that wasn't enough, she helped a nearby settlement. Check her map and see for yourself--it's marked.
Also holy crap I knew Deacon's good at info-gathering but this dude is like the NSA's wet dream.
+TheRPGenius Deacon's a fucking boss. I've seen him as Diamond City security, and a drifter in Goodneighbor, and that's the only times I've actually caught him.
+Remlap1223 wait.... he actually does that? sneak into other cities dressed up?
+Gregory Smith Yep. Talk to him. You know it's him if he's wearing sunglasses and doesn't have his wig on.
+NeIhsuR7 *mind=blown*
NSA wet dream holy fuck im dying xD
I like to imagine he said all of that in one sentence
Aanndd.. As if that wasn't enough... *facepalm*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd if that wasn't enough!!!!!!!
+Ellis Clayton Pretty accurate xDd
She's the one who took down the Mechanist, shut down his factory, and is hunting down those crazy robots.
Aaand, as if that wasn't enough...
The new Overseer of Vault 88 is standing before us. You haven't heard their radio signal?
Aaand, as if that wasn't enough...
She braved an Odyssey to a foreign land just to find a runaway daughter for a concerned family. That's dedication.
Aaand, as if that wasn't enough...
Atom's inquisitor stands before us. She got in good with the Children and took out Far Harbor.
Aaand, as if that wasn't enough...
Maybe you didn't feel the impact of a nuclear detonation over at Far Harbor, but that was her, granting the Children of Atom their final wish.
Aaand, as if that wasn't enough...
We got the Overboss of Nuka-World standing before us. I don't think it's a good idea to get on her bad side.
Aaand, as if that wasn't enough...
She cleared out all the Raiders from Nuka-World and made it a safe place to settle again. That takes some serious grit.
Nice
Aaaaaaaaand if that wasn't enough This guy is the director of the Institute... Dez: WHAT? oh and he shut down Acadia and sent all the synths back to the Institute. Dez: FIRE AT WILL Me: Takes them all out before they can even react.
This actually seems legit.
annnd if that wasn't enough far harbor just became no harbor after the atoms blew up and that town swarmed by strange creatures,rumors hear that Arcadia is the only place standing so good news i think
Did you just spoil the ending of fall harbor i was getting that dlc in a few weeks
When you finish all the dlcs and side quests first. Deacon saying and if that wasn't enough for 5 hours. Des:So you vouch for her?
Legend has it, The sole survivor is a rotten skeleton on the ground and Deacon is still saying AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNMDDDDD As if that wasnt enough,
he had to become a synth himself just to say it all
@@blehh_mae isn't he already a synth do
@@milantosic pretty sure he isnt but fuck he mioght be
@@milantosic he's the lone wanderer
@@sebastianquinchia1840 nah
Aaaand if that wasn't enough, I heard she ate a bowl of nails this morning..... Without any milk.
Wow, this whole scene is literally that spongebob episode.
That monster
The one thing I never got in that episode was what kind of nail he was referring to...
The tool kind of nail?
Or finger/toe nails?
@@i_will_not_elaborate probably the tool one, for maximum toughness
Aaaaand if that wasn't enough, I watched her stubs her toe when she was watering her spice garden, and she only cried for 20 minutes!
Deacon: “BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!”
Aaaand if that wasn't enough, there's a settlement that needs our help. I'll mark it on your map
Dammit Gravy!
I've got word that another settlement needs your help I'll mark it on your map
Aaaaaaand if that wasn't enough I have a settlement that needs our help, here let me point it on your map.
+NeedyChris you forgot the babe part
Dávid Elek I was waiting on that reply comment saying "babe", babe
NeedyChris then i dun fucked it up :D
I had no idea what was in store for me when I saved Preston. I left the vault desperate, confused and with no friends. I was given a quest to help people and met a friendly dude who put me on track to find my son. Little did I know I was easy picking to be taken full advantage of and sucked into his agenda
Deacon: And as if that wasn't enough...
Survivor: IT'S ENOUGH DEACON!
But wait, THERE'S MORE!!!!!!
"The Brotherhood of Steel let you into their ranks. That's a hell of a thing there."
So, she's a member of a military organization hell-bent on wiping out every synth in existence? That's Railroad material right there.
Yeah but the BoS RARELY let's outsiders into their ranks. The fact that she/he went from Initiate to Knight in about twenty seconds, is also a big deal.
It's like going from Recruit to Sergeant all because you gave the Lt a piece of gum. It never happens, but they somehow did it. Why I'm replying to a year old comment on this, I don't know. But still. :3
Agent Darkness One goes from Initiate to Knight in about 20 seconds because Danse vouches for you.
Especially since your a complete unknown. Most BOS members are raised into following their ideals so odds of them turning there backs is slim.
@@destroyerblackdragon some people did say that if they have done some looking to your past ( for male, cause he make sense ) they found u are a war hero so they basically gave u an extra rank cause they know u are very good
The Railroad are just as against the creation of Synths as the Brotherhood of Steel is. The difference is ensuring the ones that already exist get a second chance at life.
Dangerous game: take a shot every time Deacon says “And, as if this wasnt enough...” this video
Unless it's beer (or non-alcoholic beer), I'd say it's a lethal game!
have a like..aaaaand if that wasent enough...a subscribe
+blimporthefoul Welcome to my channel :)
+blimporthefoul an under water vault? daring rescue? was that cut content that just popped up on account of unlocking all of the audio files or did i miss a side quest somewhere?
+N3kr0n15 i dont think its an actual vault i think he is just talking about the yangze a chinse boomer sub stranded on the bottom of boston harbor its just due south ish of the airport
+blimporthefoul oh i know where to find it. did the mission kind of disappointed with the reward. thanks for looking out though
i think it could be a reference to the cut mission that involved the harpoon gun that was cut from the game. they just missed this reference.
90% of the comments section: ANNNNNNND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH
Benedict Cumberbatch including this comment lol
Benedict Cumberbatch so true
And if that comment wasn't enough
Benedict Cumberbatch and if that wasn't enough
Enough this was not
Deacon’s lying about not knowing who you are. He definitely watched as you leave the vault.
Desdemona's voice sounds... too familiar...
...Aela? Is that you??
ikr
And if that isn't enough... She's the chief lieutenant of the Imperial Army
The person who plays Aela’s voice also plays Desdimona and that is why it sounds familiar
I think that the person that plays Aventus Aretino also plays Billy (Kid in the Fridge)
Desdemona's voice actress voices the Female Commander voicetype from Skyrim, which is the voice of Aela the Huntress, Adrienne Avenicci, Legate Rikke, and a bunch of others I can't remember off the top of my head.
Aaaaand if that wasn't enough...Another settlement needs your help. Here, let me mark it on your Pipboy.
Damnit Preston! This is why you don't get invited to parties.
2:59 it’s just hilarious to me where he goes from listing all these positive things to she is death incarnate
I knew what I was getting into checking these comments the second Deacon said "And"
Adam Pettus Same here lmao
snappytoes Adam I like your profile pic? source?
Google black mage my guy.
Cheers!
"How did you find out how to contact us?"
Oh I just followed the giant path that can be found pretty much wherever you are in the Commonwealth with the code to the front door on it. The very same code that's the name of the faction. Let's not forget the dial notifies you when you press the correct letter.
Secrecy is the Railroads biggest strength my ass.
Luckily, half of the commonwealth is illiterate and so weak that Preston marks their settlements on your map for you.
"Rumor has it that she finally got out of the never ending loop of settlement quests."
Funny thing - I actually did. I never found any info about that on wiki, so I assume it may be a bug or a mod conflict... But after, like, 80-100 quests Preston just stopped giving those. I don't know if it was intended or not, but... Yeah, I finally helped all the Commonwealth
“If you were a threat to us all you’d find is an empty room”
That explains why nobody was in the room when I did the institute ending
[Insert Preston settlement joke here]
Wish this rain would let up
+Pedro Monteiro You know what's not a joke. Another settlement in trouble.
Ok babe
I know a better place Preston can insert that settlement joke.
Sérgio Miguel yup right here on your map
"a Chinese submarine, an undersea vault, and a daring rescue" was that the cut "leagues under the sea" quest?
Yep.
The chinese submarine still exists though.
no, its "here there be monsters" on the yangtze
Submarine, yes, the rest, no.
"AAAAAND if that wasn't enough; she's Blue of Vault 111, first of her name, the Unfrozen, Queen of the Raiders and the Minutemen, explorer of the great Glowing Sea, Pilferer of Sweet Rolls and Mother of Synths. Also saw her nab a perfectly preserved pie once."
"SWEET JESUS"
Hot
I actually have a perfectly preserved pie
"Aaaaand, if that wasn't enough..."
"I GET IT DEACON"
+frobie54 Aaaaaand, as if that wasn't enough....
I really want to believe it just plays all of these. I'm sure it selects several at random or has some priority system to it, but I really want to believe Deacon just spends the next hour recounting every small little thing you've done in the Commonwealth, with Desdemona occasionally cutting in to try to stop him to no avail.
And if that wasn't enough she stole my party invitation
i demand all of Drinking buddies jokes!
+Chase Chavis Rulason Done already: ua-cam.com/video/VT_7jfsgRkk/v-deo.html
+FluffyNinjaLlama any chance of a "Let's Danse" tribute to David Bowie?
+FluffyNinjaLlama Is there any special dialogue if you've already made it into the institute without their help?
+Jonathan Carrasco You couldn't without cheating so probably not.
“So, you’re vouching for her?”
Sole Survivor: 🥪
NOOOOOOOOOOOO WE HAD A FALLOUT MEME ALREADY! WE DONT NEED ANY MORE!!!!
ANNNND IF THAT WASNT ENOUGH, WE ARE GOING TO FIND ANOTHER ONE IN THE FUTURE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
+Contract Accepted aaaand if that wasn't Anough you have killed all of diamond city
At least its not raining babe
aaaaannnnddd as if that wasn't enough i'll give you another settlement that needs your help.
Fantastic!
Lol now I feel like I've done nothing. I went there at level 15 and he said "I've never heard of her"
Pathetic...
Your telling me you played rhe game the way you wanted!!!!
Woah question how were you not the general yet?
@@Callsign_Prophet probably just skipped Preston
@@Callsign_Prophet As long as you don't talk to Preston in Sanctuary, you're not the General.
Hell, if you dont want the bobblehead, just don't stop in Concord.
"I'm Desdemona and i'm ưant to help synths"
Courser: "Am i a joke to you?"
I love to think that he said all of this in one sitting, and he is describing the most interesting/badass person in the Commonwealth.
+Yourdarkdoom aaaaaand, as if that wasn't enough, there's a settlement in danger nearby. Don't worry, Preston will mark it on your map.
I wish but apparently he will only ever say 2 things
Salem was about to go nova? Brokered a peace? What. Between Rook and the mirelurks? I don't understand. There was just one dude there.
Champion of the combat zone? As in when you killed every raider inside that place or is there an arena fight mechanic that I missed?
Chinese submarine? Yeah, I know that. Undersea vault? Now where did you hear that, Deacon?
C u t c o n t e n t
Cut content is the craziest thing, isn't it.
Sock Munchies travis from dcr reports on pretty much everything you do
There was supposed to be a quest that dealt with a feud between hidden witches in Salem (with Skyrim powers) and bigoted settlers from Lynn, but it was deleted.
PC cut content
I've heard they're reforming the Minutemen, militia, thinking of joining myself.
:P
AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH (Preston walks in). Babe what are you doing here there's a settlement nearby that needs our help, I'll mark it on your map.
And if that wasn't enough...
*FOR FUCKSAKE DEACON I AM INTERROGATING A THREAT*
0:50
Little do the others know how spot on that statement is. Guy starts stalking you the moment you step out of the vault. Literally.
Quite a few know... there’s a pretty popular reddit thread on it.
@@ellisbarnett0292 No offense but Reddit fucking blows.
@@AdventurerOfOblivion Generally, yes. But every once in a while, you can find a hidden gem on there. Like the aforementioned thread: www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/4bicxg/deacon_knew_about_the_ss_in_vault_111/
Deacon is such a bro
Wow and dezdemona wasn’t impressed... WTF!?!?
Given Deek's reputation for tall tales, I understand why she wanted some hard evidence to back up the claims
@@syntheticat-3 bruh some of those things happened IN THE CITY like a fucking rocket boat crashing into a building
@@KAngel32 I mean who gonna believe u did it, but deacon has 1 million sneak so of cource he seen it
“And if that isn’t enough, they’re also the Hero of Kvatch”
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if that wasn't enough....
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Rling
And if that wasn't enough, there is a settlement in our need!
Here, I'll mark it on youre map.
XD
Never heard that one before.
+GamerRoman Babe
+Salted Horse Meat i hate Preston just for doing this
Aaaaaand if that wasn’t enough...war never changes.