Come Join the Eggman Empire!
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- Check out this amazing video about the benefits of life in the Eggman Empire! As one scientist put it: "The world is a great place under the rule of the benevolent Dr. Eggman! Life has truly never been better!"*
*Quote from Dr. Eggman.
** This is a paid faux sponsorship from the Eggman Industries, LLC.
Y'know, as a college student, Eggman's offer doesn't sound half bad.
Lyoko Gem
Maybe for sleeping and thinking, but what about eating? Don't you love food?
*(OMGITSLYOKOGEMIMAFANWHOCANTOTALLYKEEPITTOGETHERANDNOTFLIPOUT)*
Hmmmmm this is true. Choices...
(Lol.)
I think I've seen you somewhere before. へいl lyおこげm
I second that.
Not sure I could give up eating though...
Food is overrated also I need to lose weight anyway for the next 2 years of college.
“The Eggman Empire also has a great Benefits Package! Perks include: Free repairs, refuellings, Lifelong Job Security, Becoming a Mecha version of yourself, and not being attacked by the Eggman Empire.”
@Gary.108 For working not for fun of course
*[NOTICE: Side effects may include a desire to betray Dr. Eggman]*
i'll take it! betraying Eggman as a robot and then take over the world
I'd be all up for that
Just Like E-102 Gamma did
That's just how it always is with your first job.
@cyan...WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU WANNA BETRAY ME THE MOST AWESOME EGGMAN
Possibilities are infinite.Endless possibilities.
DanSanus sounds suspicious... *let's look for more clues*
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE NEVER ENDING
You might be on to something, I'm in on this whole infinite in Sonic conspiracy
Fun is Infinite
Mr. Yomo agreed
OH NO
~ Knuckles
*O H N O I N T E N S I F I E S*
XD
*HERE I COME*
ProTayToe Gamer I got a bunch of Nintendo haters on my videos. Idk where they came from but can you help me get them off? At least push the like button cause they're really annoying and I don't know what they want.
*ROUGHER THAN THE REST OF EM*
I can wait to get myself a PRRRRRRRRRRRROMOTION!!!
SnooPINGAS usual I see
Good one it’s from aosth right ?
Okay folks. I am off to join the Eggman empire
I starting to question if I should join Sonic or Eggman...
Eggman could use a guy that can Blaze Kick...
Izzu Ziq I got a bunch of Nintendo haters on my videos. Idk where they came from but can you help me get them off? At least push the like button cause they're really annoying and I don't know what they want.
Don't leave without me
Sure beats Donald Trump’s empire.
Izzu Ziq dont do it. Join the resistance. Thats what im doing
We need more commercials with Dr. Eggman as the salesperson.
Marius Urucu I honestly think that would make for some eggcellent sales!
Marius Urucu DR.EGGMAN HERE WITH FLEX TAPE
^ you know what to do , SEGA
We need a proper release of Eggman Origins, don't think we don't know your perverse secrets SEGA it's already leaked so you may as well give it an official release, along with the rest of the Sonic Dreams Collection! ;)
@@glitchwalker5422 I'm speechless...
Somewhere Sticks is rubbing it in that she predicted this
Underrated comment.
Bofa D. Snutts ikr
“You’re doing an “I told you so” dance aren’t you?”
“MAYBE...”
She probably did
TᴇᴍZ Quick! Show this to Squid! XD
Huh. It's like an actual commercial! Very well done!
FuntimeFredbear648 More Like a Propaganda Cartoon. Either way, it's amazing.
You know maybe this would be a good commercial to put on TV. I know it sold well with me
_Sega... Has won me over_
ordιnary Goku Son にんじん i cant join i love to sleep and eat
ordιnary Goku Son にんじん beautiful👏👏👏
Nah Goku stay where you are, SEGA will mess you up.
same
*in that super fast voice* Eggman Industries is not responsible for any viscous maiming, resistance eradicating or blue hedgehog slaughtering that may occur during your enslavement, if you have any complains, too bad, we're too busy ruling the world.
They need to have Mike Pollock read exactly what you've typed here as quick as he can. This is gold you've suggested, every word of it..
Wait a minute, what did you mean by "enslaveme- *get's turned into a robot*
Eggman: I'm sorry, did you say something?
@@sonicANDtailsfan157k *immediately gets yeeted by a chaos blast from shadow*
Lovely
SoundwaveScizor LOVE MANDATORY
SoundwaveScizor . **STARES AT PROFILE PIC**
Zenitram, what are you talking about?... Wait? What on earth is that thing?
WonderCreek :O !!!
SEGA SENT A ❤?!?!? 😲😲😲
WonderCreek
Weren’t you deleted or something?
This is why Eggman is the best villain to ever exist and the best thing to come from the Sonic franchise.
Good, I hate thinking. Just makes me hungry and sleepy.
That's the best comment I've seen XD
Yep, me too!
But you still have to breathe.
Underated comment
Not to mention unhappy!
SIGN ME UP
GoD Razz okay
dr. eggman
Me to
And me as well!
Well, GoD Razz, have fun taking over the world.
Me too!
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE INFINITE!
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD MAKE AN ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES REFERENCE!
Same man.
Noah Infinity
Same, mam.
He would not give a reference what his nemisis does. Besides, he has infinte to work with.
"You'll never have to eat, sleep, or think ever again!"
I never did any of those things anyway
Prince Pepper But now you can continue not doing those things WHILE being a productive member of society
Good point!
@@matti.8465 Im sold
@@NikkoThePerson robotomy treatment time
hey wait aren't you supposed to be non existent at this point
*FUN IS INFINITE WITH THE EGGMAN EMPIRE*
Baldy Mcnosehair
No it’s not
"That's what we call living the good life"
I was in the Eggman Empire since the beggining!
ALL HAIL THE EGGMAN EMPIRE!
Welcome to the new world eggman empire!
That Doge is a double-agent!
@@bobandmrmecaleb5873 the Neo-Eggman Empire.
Sounds Great
And I don't think anyway so i'm not losing anything there.
Cap'nCinnamonBun another picky penguin ^^
I wish I could like 10 times
Cap'nCinnamonBun isnt it ironic how the ottoman- i mean eggman empire is on nov 7 and the story is how eggman took over the world
Who needs sleep, am I right?!?
Senic Tha Hedgehug feels good to sleep
"Fun is Infinite with Sega Enterprises!"
-Sonic CD 1993
My thoughts exactly
Fun is infinite the jack(ass)kal
Eggman is the kind of guy to really love the book 1984, only because it gave him ideas on how to run his Empire.
A perfect program that everyone should join
Yes that right
Doesn't really sound good in my opinion
No thank you! Pollution is not the answer.
I'm off to join the resistance
OH NO ITS EGGMAN
But what health benefits do I get from working with Eggman?
Memes
Not needing to eat or sleep to stay healthy.
I mean, he kinda mentioned those.
looks like he is not thinking already
You basically avoid death the entire time.
Unless you get deployed against a blue hedgehog.
Never getting to eat, sleep or think
"Never having to sleep,eat or think ever again!"
Well im hooked nothing lost there
So all those Egg Pawns are roboticized citizens? Okay, that's... dark.
Wait...WHAT?
It has always been like that
Its usually just been the flickies or some bunnies inside the robot that can just be released. Its never been roboticized citizens. Hasn't been like that since the Saturday morning tv show. And that also had a resistance in it.....HMMMM. Maybe we should look for...MORE CLUES
The egg pawns in heros, shadow, and colors were just robots with no animals inside.
setokaybola It explains why they don't attack.
North Korea _INTENSIFIES_
lol
TheShararamosh yeah u r right, even the font used resemble the USSR
but in the end, all the same ol’ socialism/communism
BOW DOWN TO SUPREME LEADER DR. IVO “EGGMAN” ROBOTNIK!!!
Hah.
OMG, SONIC, PLEASE PIN THIS!!!!!!
Pure communism is nowhere like that.
Time traveler: *breaths air in the past*
The timeline:
Bad future
As long as batteries are included, I'm in
Maybe Dr. Wily could give you a reference.
Eggman: (in a fast voice) note, batteries are not included.
they are!
I'm in. Throw me down the roboticizer. Wait, never think? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--*and that kids, is why shouldn't join the Eggman Empire!*
That and the risk of being burned, ripped, electrocuted, absorbed, drilled, or turned into a cube by a Custom Hero. XD
Mike Anthony or sucked into a black hole, or being grappled, or being shot
_cosmix Welp, I’ll get the Freedom Fighters. They do have one after all. And you keep the free will!
@@mikeanthony3300 or being destroyed by a hedgehog.
Sega brutally murdered comedy in Sonic games with lost world.
They revived it with this simple video. This is what comedy in Sonic games should be.
Edit- damn! 280 likes, that's the most I've ever had
Yes. This.
Oh shut up
SuperSpindasher1991 nah
I'd prefer subtle villain comedy over "baldy McNose Hair" any day
Dude this ratchet and clank style comedy and I'm loving it
Matt Kugelman
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING! it's just like Ratchet and Clank, they had several bits like this in All 4 One
This is my official religion
Kiawe same bro. Same
Sollux Captor i think youve mistaken eggman for robotnik
Me too thanks.
Wrong Eggman Dude, The Classic One Respected As A God and Heavies are Followers.
Styner Petty Coni said "Is Eggman making his own religion"
Will it come with free eggs?
no. Evil Ham only
If it doesnt then im saying NO
Yes, *ROBO EGGS*
You will give me an egg.
No. Snoo *PINGAS* only
Yeah, no, thanks. I'd rather not be one the wrong end of one of Sonic's homing attacks.
But you might get glowing red eyes! What could be better than glowing red eyes!?0
Liezuli how about not being turned into a robot?
True Blue Sonic Fan That's exactly what I tought.
Those quills hurt
or boosts
I will so join
Take me Daddy Eggman
*LOVE MANDATORY*
Me: _STRANGE ISN’T IT_
*_Strong Hearts are Mandatory_*
Oh my gosh! XD
No eating = no weight issues
No sleeping = anime and video games all night + time to actually accomplish homework (like the Twilight vampires)
And...
No thinking = no mental breakdowns
Hmm... SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!!! X"D
Eve Kopsolias But if there’s no thinking; you can’t watch anime, play video games, or do homework. 🤔
Ash Ciz
But there is no Ronnald McDonald in this treatment
True all dis! 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
NO! I CHANGE MY MIND!!! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ANIME, VIDEO GAMES, OR HOMEWORK!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱
I'll just have to live with McDonalds! 😷 I don't even eat there anyway.....
Eve Kopsolias na you could live without homework
But dat is not de way my bruddah! XD
Can't stop laughing too funny, and there's a reference to roboticizing also an Infinite joke.(see what I did with that last one)
*Rushes to my room to grab the Sonic Archie Comic Encyclopedia*
Correction: It's RobotiCIZING, not Robotising.
Sean T Thanks for the correction.👍
Infinite possibilities
And endless fun
“If you choose not to join the Eggman Empire, you may still claim a trip to Eggmanland on our site! Those who do join will have monthly required trips to Eggmanland”
@@EggPawn True and a good place to get drunk
School in a nutshell
Minus the eat part
I mean.. if you don't pay for the food you don't eat
"Do you need clean air to live?"
No, just a lot of coffee.
Well, You convinced me, I’M GONNA BE A ROBOT SLAV-wait......
....if I turn into a robot, can I be a robot that folds perfectly into a Volkswagen?
Tanner Price The possibilities are infinite, so yes
Well, I already work with Eggman (I'm not a robot and I have free will) so, I could do that for you.
Autobahns! Transform and meme out!
Sign me up! I’m tired of making decisions
no thanks, I already experience that in school....
Same
s a m e
same...
same. i like being free.
but Real Shit tho, I'd rather be controlled while unconsious, than being controlled while conscious, so yeah the eggman thing ftw...
This gives me quite a creepy vibe, seeing after that "treatment" you become an eggpawn or something.
Sonic is boosting and doing homing attacks into helpless citizens.
I hear more Mike than Eggman. But that’s just me.
Darkky well they have incredibly similar voices, being that Mike obviously voices Eggman. But his voice does sound less rough than usual, but it was likely done to make eggman seem kind & nice like he presents himself in the video
Darkky i see you in every sonic forces video i watch
That's because the old fart isn't even trying anymore. Too tired and too underpaid to give any shit about what he's reading anymore. He has to go. Clancy Brown or Jim Cummings anyone ?
Mischievous Yroo Yeah, because you need to sound like evil in a fake business ad.
Mizell Jackson Not an excuse for not even trying....
The possibilities of fun are infinite!
you might even say there are *endless possibilities*
with SEGA enterprises XD
No I'm sure it's a foreshadowing to infinite the jackal
Imagine if this was dlc where instead of the avatar helping sonic, the avatar helps eggman
"Join the Eggman Empire!"
What if I don't want to, Baldy McNoseHair?
TheRubyMinecraft Its either that or the resistance.
Death is also an option. Just saying
The fair question
"Baldy McNoseHair"
Oh
OH
*SAVAGE*
MrFedoraGrey That only applies to blue hedgehogs
I want this to be the Sonic Forces TV commercial.
ShadowSilver1991 It's like the Mario Land 2 commercial all over again
Y E S
You'll never have to Eat
..but, but I like to eat.
Sleep
I like to sleep
Or Think, ever again
excuse me.
MistyShnekin
You Never have to eat
But if i starve inside?
Or Sleep
Excuse me i need sleep
Or think
Im thinking of calling 911
You won't even be able to think about wanting to eat.
wait but dont robots need sleep to recharge?
@@andresvideogamer yes but recharging is the robot equivalent of sleep
alpha yun it is not the same
Screw team Sonic resistance
I’m packing my bags to the Eggman Empire!!!!!
Supersmashbro.X #10 XD
Supersmashbro.X #10 hope u enjoy life there and dont ever come back XD
If that is your choice
I would betray Team Sonic for the Eggman Empire.
Long live the Eggman Empire.
Who else gets that Sponge Bob tutorial video vibe?
Hmm interesting...
I mostly think if Eggman took over a place, it wouldn't look like a big generic ruined city. But a cyberpunkish carnival city with all of the rides with Eggman's face on it
Hmm that's a weird way of saying paradise
No sleep? Perfect! I hardly get any as it is and STILL feel like I can't do everything I want to do. Sign me up!
Azur3Phoenix
But what about eating.
I love eating!
(Edit: Thinking is important too)
I'm in 2 minds about that. All that delicious junk food wouldn't bother me anymore since I wouldn't have to worry about getting fat. And thinking only leads to all sorts of troubles and frustations. I'd still sign up in a split-second.
TripleJump
To be fair, if heroes is any indication, that last one isn't something Eggman always delivers on
TripleJump how can you say "edit" in your comment when it wasn't even edited XD
(Edit: This is real edit XD)
Well... it's official... Eggman has *completely* lost his mind as of today, if he didn't already lose it much earlier in life.
eggman's been making a superweapon in a room filled with phantom rubies for a long time, so that's not too far off honestly
Ruby delusions... At this point Eggman must be high as F*** because of the phantom ruby.
wolfguy23 STH issue 200
OH, I remember that comic issue. ^^;
wolfguy23 Yeah. He went total bonkers. It was kinda depressing.
When will Dr. Eggman be fully realized as the horror antagonist he truly is?
When SEGA stops trying to make Sonic a generic shonen hero or an overly self-aware parody and just gives us the SATAMRevival we want
@@1Hol1TigerSonic CD in the US is just horror at some parts
@@Man_Aslumeyeah but that was like the ONLY time when eggman seemed like an actual maniac when having scary ass music
@@eldankdoge
True, that game makes Robotnik intimidating
But do I get also get a lifetime pass to Eggman Land?
EddyBinxEB hey,that's right,if we're going to be serving the eggman empire,we need free tickets 2×1 XD
we need a wisp as gift too
Nope you still have to pay because the talking egg loves green
Eggmanland Is Capital Of Eggman Empire
Everardo Garcia i see the trailer was too good for you to change your profile XD
You forgot to specify the exact location. The Eggman empire looks like a great place to take a permanent vacation. Am I done reading this script?
Custom character:
Seems legit, I'll join. :D
So... If I join Dr. Eggman... I don't have to face the depressing truth of Reality?! COUNT ME IN!!
I want to live there!
This is the only ad I'm willing to see on TV or UA-cam
The funny part is, it's literally a decision I made, not to live in clean countryside, but to live in a dirty city, where I mindlessly work for global overlord, who also makes robots.
Gnidel your living the life
America=Eggman Empire.
We've been duped.
Yamaha? GE? Basically every company in Japan?
So give up all my humanitiy and willingly roboticize myself so i can live in a factory so polluted nothing can live there? Sounds great bud lemme just go grab my bags and...
RUN AS FAST AS I CAN
GOTTA GO FAST!!
You're Too Slow
becuz Eggman is fastest creature alive.
Guppi I see you got influenced by those stupid resistance members. It's very easy to point out all the bad things, and humanity's great but to a certain extent. Humanity and free thinking can make people do horrible things like stealing, killing people, or worse, disagreeing with the perfect world that is the Eggman Empire
Sorry i like free will plus smashing robots is much more fun than breathing smoke
Eggman's voice actor. Give him a raise
Already a part of it.
11/10, would reccomend.
Metal Sonic what about when you betrayed him?
Uhmemn.... System error?
Metal Sonic dindt you go sentient and try to overthriw eggman tho?
Yes, it's really good! You don't even need to worry about hunger!
But do you get dental?
...wait.
I am very pleased to join Eggman Empire
artur akopyan okay
"Fun is infinite with Sega Enterprises!" - Sonic CD
Suddenly Dr.Eggman has become a figure of Orwell’s worst nightmares.
Mr.Dr.Professor Toaster
Hey, at least he's open about it
yeah i would love to die while wearing a robotic suit in eggman empire
That's what we call...
LIVING THE *G O O D L I F E*
*Y O U ' L L L O V E I T!*
Wh-wha...
*Why.*
The real question is: Why *oh* why not.
Why not!? XD
why not
Because this is Sega.
BlueLegend718 Why not? This is Eggman at his best. It's league's better than the abomination they called Eggman in 06
Awesome! Please make a Resistance promo too!! 🙌🙌🙌
Fun is Infinite.
I think I'll ask my parents before joining the Empire
Jokes on you, I already don’t eat, sleep, or think.
this reminds of the rachet and clank little animeted shorts/toturial you get before u buy a weapon
angel Mendoza same
don't all your creations end up dying?
*headshot*
eggman: I said, "no thinking"
This sounds pretty convincing tbh. Sorry Sonic, you lost this round.
Long live The Eggman Empire.
Just you wait,in 5 more days and i will break that mask of yours.
what logan said
Uhh...
loganfaith 7752 Sorry this mask won't be coming off in that game.
Infinite ur weak
Aw look at all the cute little waving Egg Pawns. I actually like their new design quite a lot.
Well he's got my vote
better than trump, after all eggman has a liquid soldier with a 0 in his name by his commend
CAN CONFIRM: DR. EGGMAN'S ROBOTOMY TREATMENT FIXED ALL MY PROBLEMS. DOCTOR EGGMAN IS THE GREATEST. HAIL THE EGGMAN EMPIRE.
This... is...
the single greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Зачёт))) С такой пиар компанией, мне кажется, весь мир добровольно присоединился бы к Империи Эггмана:)!
I'm a little sceptic. One part of me wants to join the Eggman Empire, but... I want to keep my mind, so... Shoot ! It's hard to choose ! I think I'm just gonna stay a pirate. That's good too !
Or you could use a Neuro-Overrider to keep your mind.
Just as long as Eggman doesn't install Brain-Burn-Thru software on the roboticizers..
jordangaming101 Yeah, that's a solution.
Kyub the Dark The human mind is unpredictable and could very easily be a dangerous to one and others, however, without it no one would have to worry about conflicting opinions that differ from the Empire's and everyone would live in peace
But what about the *hedgefox* mind ?
You know... I wasn't sold on this whole Eggman Empire thing until I was shown this outstanding infomercial. Thanks, Doctor!
Do they have a hotel called "Eggs In Beds"?
-I was just leaving-
No
You know, that sounds awesome. All hail Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik!
This cutscene is very similiar to the Ratchet and Clank Crack in Time weapons presentations like the game himself
Dilan Duck yes that how I felt too this was like ratchet and clank Ive played lot of it
pokemon card colletor That's very weird
*LOVE MANDATORY*
[TRANSMISSION DISRUPTION]
J O I N T H E R E B E L L I O N
E G G M A N I S L Y I N G T O Y O U A L L
F I G H T F O R W H A T I S R I G H T
[TRANSMISSION TERMINATED]
yeah... people sure are stupid.
Shut up, Moneybags! Eggman is the best!
Nobody cares Moneybags!
Tbh, I don't think Eggman's lying.
Gallant Blade Go back to collecting your precious gems.
Plus, Eggman always makes the best music! *(Especially you my beloved Metallic Madness…)*
I hope this is an actual cutscene in the game.
The day 0 patch with noted ability to play as Super Sonic is coming, so, everything's possible!
Squid King Cal
In all seriousness, I'd be on board if this was an unlockable in some kind of concept art section.
If it is, it'll forever be known as the best Sonic game ever.
It'll be cool to put as a cutscene in extras or unlockable through red rings
Me too.
NO WAY IM JOIN THE EGGMAN EMPIRE!
no way im gon get gud at english
XD
מה שלומך שלו מלכה
Guy Zamdvais הכל בסדר
The people who would actually want to live in a world in Eggman’s standards are the same people who would go to Eggman’s Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park and not want to leave immediately in fear of safety
I wouldn’t believe Eggman, but everyone knows EggPawns are trustworthy
The resistance will block this video
16 hours later.......
I bet Knuckles will