Paraedolon: A VERY Weird Cosmic Horror Experience Where An Asteroid Orbits Earth & You Get Wrecked!

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @paganarh
    @paganarh Місяць тому +492

    "jumala konserv" is "canned god" in Estonian. Yeah, I can see it hitting hard

    • @The_Sweet_Res
      @The_Sweet_Res Місяць тому +11

      Just another psychedelics documentary.

    • @hunterwolf5482
      @hunterwolf5482 Місяць тому +9

      The asteroid or the drug he took?

    • @skywillfindyou
      @skywillfindyou Місяць тому +7

      Консерва
      вскрылась

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 Місяць тому +18

      @@hunterwolf5482 I think it's supposed to be more that the drug the player takes at the start just sends them on this bizarre "trip" during which they assault multiple people. The asteroid is only part of it because the player character recently heard about it on the news, and hallucinated it being some kind of monster.

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification 29 днів тому +2

      Makes me want to go watch more Ari Matti

  • @ProVsCon
    @ProVsCon Місяць тому +372

    Surprisingly, this wasn't the worst trip this guy has ever had. Afterwards, he rated it a 4/10 and that on one trip he had prior to this, he found himself stranded in a spaceship with millions of gallons of Mouthwash.

    • @anuvav9524
      @anuvav9524 Місяць тому +7

      Oh the reference 😂

    • @terrybull1534
      @terrybull1534 Місяць тому +14

      This game made my anus shiver

    • @vrrooooommmm123
      @vrrooooommmm123 Місяць тому +7

      @@terrybull1534what

    • @terrybull1534
      @terrybull1534 Місяць тому +4

      @@vrrooooommmm123 you heard me. My bhole shook in fear

    • @noragreen109
      @noragreen109 26 днів тому

      Proud of you ​@@terrybull1534

  • @AlphaBetaGamer
    @AlphaBetaGamer  Місяць тому +237

    Things get REALLY weird in this one from the creator of Lost in Vivo! Also, Buckshot Roulette fans may notice a familiar name in the credits as the dealer!

    • @Astrosk1er
      @Astrosk1er Місяць тому +4

      They boy!!!

    • @Astrosk1er
      @Astrosk1er Місяць тому +3

      Minor spelling mistake life over 😔🔫

    • @Waluigi420
      @Waluigi420 Місяць тому +8

      Also the creator of Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion!

    • @mr.hashundredsofprivatepla3711
      @mr.hashundredsofprivatepla3711 Місяць тому +2

      This is from the one who made Lost in Vivo? I would never have guessed

    • @sagittariuskirby
      @sagittariuskirby 22 дні тому

      Oh hell yes I loved lost in vivo

  • @Bluelightzero
    @Bluelightzero Місяць тому +183

    Huh. The earth actually has 2 moons right now. The second one is a small asteroid that joined us in September and leaves in November.

    • @david21216
      @david21216 Місяць тому +21

      Yeah I'm pretty sure the footage in the beginning is from local stations

    • @jebbushwas114
      @jebbushwas114 29 днів тому +6

      Грустно, что он улетел

  • @Rohtix
    @Rohtix Місяць тому +131

    Love the aesthetic of this.
    Also, just wanted to say, I come back to your channel almost daily. Thank you for finding and sharing these games ABG. You've provided a ton of quiet, comfy nights and I'm always looking forward to more!

    • @AlphaBetaGamer
      @AlphaBetaGamer  Місяць тому +24

      Yeah, it's awesome! I'd love to see a fully fleshed out game like this. And thank you very much for the kind words and for watching. Much appreciated! :)

    • @johnny2552
      @johnny2552 Місяць тому +9

      Bro sometimes its a binge night on abg! easily top 10 ytubers.

    • @sillypinkewe
      @sillypinkewe 29 днів тому +2

      Agree 100%
      Every day and binges.

  • @Kinnykin11
    @Kinnykin11 Місяць тому +68

    I love how this is playing off of an actual event happening

    • @BreakyOnline
      @BreakyOnline Місяць тому +1

      Huh? Which one?

    • @Kinnykin11
      @Kinnykin11 Місяць тому +20

      @@BreakyOnline The asteroid that's circling earth right now. I think it leaves sometime in November.

    • @BreakyOnline
      @BreakyOnline Місяць тому

      @@Kinnykin11 Oh damn, didn't know about that. Gotta check it out now, thanks

  • @redundantfridge9764
    @redundantfridge9764 Місяць тому +279

    Average day in Eastern Europe.

    • @juancorzo5081
      @juancorzo5081 Місяць тому +9

      With usa police

    • @aceedcath
      @aceedcath Місяць тому +1

      😄👍

    • @gyorgyfibi8373
      @gyorgyfibi8373 29 днів тому +6

      As an Eastern Europian, I can tell you, we are exactly live like this.

    • @thecandlemaker1329
      @thecandlemaker1329 12 днів тому +2

      Not really. The cop was far too nice.

  • @snaggytoothy
    @snaggytoothy Місяць тому +133

    If the moon is so great, why isn't there a moon 2?
    this game: 😶‍🌫

  • @mikey6467
    @mikey6467 Місяць тому +60

    Ha, you move like it's Google Maps street view

  • @DEADMALLANGEL
    @DEADMALLANGEL Місяць тому +59

    "This edible aint shit"

  • @MarquisLeary34
    @MarquisLeary34 Місяць тому +60

    Jumala Konserv is a hell of a drug....

    • @JinKee
      @JinKee Місяць тому +3

      What happens if you don’t take it in a playthrough?

    • @juancorzo5081
      @juancorzo5081 Місяць тому +13

      ​@@JinKeewhy wouldn't you ever take jumala konserv?

    • @ReddyHaierL7
      @ReddyHaierL7 Місяць тому

      ​@@JinKeegeee, why not?

  • @lunatic0verlord10
    @lunatic0verlord10 Місяць тому +10

    4:57 Wait, Akuma "Spooky's House of Jumpscares" Kira?

  • @M113Inc
    @M113Inc Місяць тому +23

    This visuals deserve full implementation of walking gameplay.

    • @mikegiamalva321
      @mikegiamalva321 Місяць тому +7

      IDK. I like the weird area/viewpoint transitions. I think the transitions add to the aesthetic the way they are.

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 29 днів тому +1

      It feels like those PilotRedSun animations where things just warps around, especially with the static sounds. Yeah, the game maker is chronically online, alright

    • @M113Inc
      @M113Inc 29 днів тому

      @@mikegiamalva321 you're right about aesthetics. It's just my preference. I would like to get more exploration, more details etc during walking in this setting.

    • @christopherlyndsay8611
      @christopherlyndsay8611 14 днів тому

      The visuals wouldn’t work with normal walking

    • @M113Inc
      @M113Inc 14 днів тому

      ​@@christopherlyndsay8611 I don't agree) At least it could be mixed.

  • @Apollucas
    @Apollucas Місяць тому +41

    Moral of the story, if some dealer is offering you a free hit of 'Jumala Konserv', run.

  • @marcomolendini7364
    @marcomolendini7364 Місяць тому +23

    0:14 the way he says "Orbit" reminds me of a puffer fish eating carrot, dky

  • @impracticalnuke
    @impracticalnuke Місяць тому +23

    Tripped straight to the moon

  • @umdadvocate
    @umdadvocate Місяць тому +25

    I dunno about this Jumala stuff… are you sure this is legal ABG? I’ve never met a pharmacist in an alley with a cowboy hat…

    • @AlphaBetaGamer
      @AlphaBetaGamer  Місяць тому +10

      Cowboy pharmacists have all the best stuff! :)

  • @danielhadad4911
    @danielhadad4911 Місяць тому +12

    I wish this game were longer! Great visuals.

  • @toddbevan
    @toddbevan Місяць тому +23

    Strong PilotRedSun vibes from the gameplay outset.

  • @pastapockets984
    @pastapockets984 Місяць тому +21

    Well Uzumaki was a bust, guess we'll try the Hellstar Remina adaption instead.

  • @johnny2552
    @johnny2552 Місяць тому +10

    love the weirdcore shit going on. amazing visuals for movement! Id love to see more of this devs games.

    • @AlphaBetaGamer
      @AlphaBetaGamer  Місяць тому +4

      Lost in Vivo and Corpse Ocean are also by them if you fancy checking more out. :)

  • @azalago
    @azalago Місяць тому +5

    That monster in the sky looks exactly like the leech monster from Koji Shirashi's film Occult. Which is also very Lovecraftian.

    • @mikegiamalva321
      @mikegiamalva321 Місяць тому

      Best comment! I'd never heard of Koji Shirashi before, and his movies look amazing! Thanks for letting me know about him!

    • @goth11223
      @goth11223 28 днів тому

      Great fucking film!

  • @Kerry_Kapoya
    @Kerry_Kapoya Місяць тому +51

    This is how I imagine it must feel like to be a junkie

    • @destribunny2121
      @destribunny2121 Місяць тому +15

      In recovery here, but yes it's not too far off 😅

    • @TheDweeb002
      @TheDweeb002 Місяць тому +9

      Depends on the poison

    • @mikegiamalva321
      @mikegiamalva321 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@destribunny2121 wow, for some reason I did not expect someone with an inside perspective to agree with that! You're probably joking though, right? If not, what drug? 😮

    • @destribunny2121
      @destribunny2121 Місяць тому +10

      @@mikegiamalva321 I used to use heroin. The crazy thing about drugs is the feeling of the world around you. Everything feels dark and gross. Nothing is enjoyable except that drug. So your perspective is literally changed from it. I just remember how dark my world would be. How everything felt basically unreal.

    • @AlphaBetaGamer
      @AlphaBetaGamer  Місяць тому +14

      @@destribunny2121 Thanks for sharing and glad you managed to beat it. I never tried it myself (was more of a weed man), but I lost a few friends to it. Scotland was just riddled with heroin around the time Trainspotting was released.

  • @209awesomeman
    @209awesomeman Місяць тому +2

    I woke up still drunk from last night and watched this and it really spoke to me.

  • @smiauu
    @smiauu Місяць тому +20

    Jumala means god in finnish

    • @mikegiamalva321
      @mikegiamalva321 Місяць тому +1

      Another commenter said that the drug's name is Estonian for "canned god."

    • @smiauu
      @smiauu Місяць тому +2

      @@mikegiamalva321 could very well be. finnish and estonian languages share a lot of words with sometimes totally different meanings

  • @esteemedyams
    @esteemedyams Місяць тому +8

    I'd love to play this but that blur effect is making me nauseas

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie Місяць тому +3

    This is awesome, seeing it's made by the Lost in Vivo dev makes a lot of sense.

  • @ryanfitzpatrick3256
    @ryanfitzpatrick3256 Місяць тому +2

    Digging this Bigly. Kudos to the Makers!

  • @tleoh4879
    @tleoh4879 29 днів тому +1

    Okay, I knew the dude was obsessed with the moon the moment he released the amazing Lunacid

  • @ShabbyChip
    @ShabbyChip 28 днів тому +1

    Absolutely amazing art style and sound design.

  • @uyaratful
    @uyaratful Місяць тому +2

    Ach memories - this one reminds me of 1995 Ramon's Spell game from my youth

  • @Xport9
    @Xport9 Місяць тому +5

    Hellstar Remina, we meet again.

  • @KlingonGamerYT
    @KlingonGamerYT Місяць тому +4

    bit like living in Birmingham then

  • @lunatic0verlord10
    @lunatic0verlord10 Місяць тому +5

    Moral of the story: Don't do drugs.

    • @AlphaBetaGamer
      @AlphaBetaGamer  Місяць тому +2

      Haha, I dunno, this kinda made me want to get my hands on some jumala konserv!

  • @AntipaladinPedigri
    @AntipaladinPedigri Місяць тому +27

    The most unrealistic thing about this is the american cop warning about him shooting you if you don't stop bothering him with bull, instead of straight up shooting you

    • @warmak4576
      @warmak4576 Місяць тому +3

      He wasn.t black.

    • @mikegiamalva321
      @mikegiamalva321 Місяць тому

      ​@@warmak4576 as an American, I can confirm. White people usually get at least one warning before getting shot... usually

    • @franka4312
      @franka4312 21 день тому +1

      I’m pretty sure this is hyperbole for comedic effect. By some chance if it’s not, there are good people who are in law enforcement in the United States. It’s a messed up system, but there are good ones out there.

    • @gadellomagnollo1810
      @gadellomagnollo1810 19 днів тому

      @@franka4312 Anon doesn't care. He hates cops. Don't you see? He's a rebel. A true rebel against a corrupt system. That's why he hates cops. Because cops are bad and stuff. They hurt people for just mindin they own bizniss.

  • @gehenna4346
    @gehenna4346 Місяць тому +2

    Mesmerizing 🧿 fantastic!

  • @elkippy
    @elkippy 22 дні тому +1

    Damn, the music at the end goes hard, I wonder who it is

  • @ni-dirus
    @ni-dirus Місяць тому +12

    I've never been this early before hell yeah, the other two comments are bots so I can finally say FIRST!!!

  • @Meritferret
    @Meritferret 27 днів тому +1

    This is why you don't do drugs during significant cosmic events.

  • @d.aardent9382
    @d.aardent9382 12 днів тому

    First mistake, putting some unknown chemicals in your body from an unknown random guy in the street.
    It's probably completely fine though.

  • @Cats_Are_Scary
    @Cats_Are_Scary Місяць тому +1

    This game looks very cool!

  • @CrayWing
    @CrayWing Місяць тому +1

    "500ml Energy Syrup with 768mg of caffeine per 100ml drunken in one go" would likely describe this game's plot

  • @Youkai_graphics
    @Youkai_graphics 20 днів тому

    So the game base on what I see, it’s pretty clear it has nothing to do with the second moon. The protagonist saw the news about it, then he took some weird drug and went on a trip, thinking the moon is some kind of comic monster. And assaulted multiple people

  • @battleroyale_god42690
    @battleroyale_god42690 28 днів тому +1

    3:50 Looks like an Evangelion reference

  • @Schizoknight
    @Schizoknight Місяць тому

    This game looks really cool, I just wish it was made into a longer full-fledged game (without sacrificing quality, of course). Why don't AAA studios do that kind of stuff?

  • @TheDovahkinia
    @TheDovahkinia Місяць тому +2

    1:01 Morrowind reference spotted

    • @DeoMachina
      @DeoMachina Місяць тому +2

      By Azura by Azura by Azura you're right

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear Місяць тому +1

    I get strong Crypt Worlds vibes

  • @TheM9lta
    @TheM9lta 14 днів тому +1

    Lol Chelyabinsk meteorite footage

  • @TWKIC
    @TWKIC 20 днів тому

    IDK why but this reminds me of Germs Nerawareta Machi for PS1, maybe its the unsettling nature of being in a town where everything is off

  • @MartinB_Art_Design
    @MartinB_Art_Design Місяць тому +4

    Ah of course it's by Kira haha

  • @AntipaladinPedigri
    @AntipaladinPedigri Місяць тому +1

    The asteroid of passing the joint: the passteroid

  • @betoneiracromadarebaixada8187
    @betoneiracromadarebaixada8187 Місяць тому +2

    this happened to my buddy eric once

  • @joca_sol
    @joca_sol Місяць тому +1

    I just loved it so much

  • @hustle_simmons
    @hustle_simmons Місяць тому +1

    Yeah it was definitely laced with something

  • @JinKee
    @JinKee Місяць тому +2

    What happens if you don’t take the drug?

  • @pk0611581
    @pk0611581 Місяць тому +2

    the title kinda reminds me of Hellstar Remina

  • @WouShmou
    @WouShmou Місяць тому +1

    Looks awesome

  • @elpablo2862
    @elpablo2862 Місяць тому +2

    This game reminds of this one piloredsky video I saw

  • @panwu6602
    @panwu6602 Місяць тому +2

    I concur. It is very weird.

  • @wallyhackenslacker
    @wallyhackenslacker 5 днів тому

    This is pretty much a playable LukaBigPants video!

  • @francoalmiron5107
    @francoalmiron5107 Місяць тому

    Well that's one crazy trip.

  • @uSTAYFROSTY
    @uSTAYFROSTY Місяць тому +1

    Ah so this is what acid is like!

  • @Odinoian
    @Odinoian 11 днів тому

    I like the esthetic!

  • @armadillosnacks
    @armadillosnacks Місяць тому

    So good. Make more

  • @PENGUINGIRL1210
    @PENGUINGIRL1210 24 дні тому +1

    Don’t do drugs, kids

  • @sicktheory7575
    @sicktheory7575 11 днів тому

    Okay guys I’m needing your help with this one! I’m looking for a game that looks verryyy similar to this. I vaguely remember a documentary about it on UA-cam a few years back. Similar aesthetic. It was a Russian? game. It was a survival game that had brutal consequences… sorry for the vagueness. I saw this game and I was like “is that it?!” But unfortunately not. Any help is much appreciated

  • @pointybits6496
    @pointybits6496 16 днів тому

    Akuma Kira always makes the best shit.

  • @TheWaterdog6
    @TheWaterdog6 Місяць тому +2

    This feels more like a bad trip simulator than anything.

  • @IncredibleIceCastle
    @IncredibleIceCastle 22 дні тому

    Cry of Fear and 2001 A Space Odyssey references?

  • @CatEnthusiast-gr3cv
    @CatEnthusiast-gr3cv 29 днів тому

    I hope this new drug takes me to Zork.

  • @dlwk1988
    @dlwk1988 18 днів тому +1

    must be the vodka

  • @ALEakaKorwin
    @ALEakaKorwin 12 днів тому

    Please add switchable subtitles.

  • @jerrybot3000
    @jerrybot3000 Місяць тому

    Vancouver Downtown East Side Simulator

  • @odinonion4619
    @odinonion4619 Місяць тому +5

    When Local 58 meets blue channel and they have a baby on earth.

  • @Autistic_Pixel
    @Autistic_Pixel 20 днів тому

    same dev who did Lost In Vivo

  • @sovietunion7643
    @sovietunion7643 Місяць тому

    do NOT try the gas station weed bro

  • @yorusuyasoul69420
    @yorusuyasoul69420 9 днів тому

    I need one now

  • @ИванБрагинский-б8о
    @ИванБрагинский-б8о Місяць тому +6

    Don't do drugs kids.

  • @Triggernyar
    @Triggernyar 22 дні тому

    Don't do drugs, kids!

  • @coolestinternetperson
    @coolestinternetperson 26 днів тому

    Was this suppose to be like hellstar Ramina?

  • @ricardolivi9158
    @ricardolivi9158 Місяць тому +1

    Powered by Jack Stauber.

  • @OleshchenkoV
    @OleshchenkoV 29 днів тому

    i don't get it - is that a demo, or it's a whole game?

  • @Fishystyxx
    @Fishystyxx 29 днів тому

    That is ine HELL of a drug, huh?

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 Місяць тому +2

    0:48 Oh no... why's DSP here?

  • @henkaiiii
    @henkaiiii 26 днів тому +1

    this is so fucked, i love it

  • @blueshell292
    @blueshell292 Місяць тому +1

    Misspelled "Approaches" in the titel

    • @AlphaBetaGamer
      @AlphaBetaGamer  Місяць тому +1

      Ah damn, thanks for the heads up. Normally I'd fix it, but I've used up all 100 allowed characters in the title already so can't add another "P". I'll just say the misspelling is due to a cosmic anomaly. :)

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee1 18 днів тому

    Benadryl simulator

  • @rickrolld9023
    @rickrolld9023 27 днів тому +1

    GET REKT

  • @TerranPersoid725
    @TerranPersoid725 Місяць тому

    How quickly was this game made? This “second moon” nonsense IRL cropped up pretty recently.

  • @MartinB_Art_Design
    @MartinB_Art_Design Місяць тому +1

    Wow they got on this game fast

  • @Leon-nh9ms
    @Leon-nh9ms 20 годин тому

    very fever dream

  • @john.infinite78
    @john.infinite78 Місяць тому +2

    3:32 kind of looks like the head of Vladimir Putin LMAO😅

  • @oxymoron02
    @oxymoron02 Місяць тому

    So this is just "Baby's first asset game". Absolute nonsense from start to finish.

  • @Joewho-uk7tq
    @Joewho-uk7tq Місяць тому +1

    Babbdi sequel

  • @Kingcole6
    @Kingcole6 29 днів тому

    Can anyone explain to me what the actual fuck did I just witness?

  • @Piratefoxyfox
    @Piratefoxyfox Місяць тому +2

    I'm really confused

  • @BearbearbearbearbearbearRarrrr
    @BearbearbearbearbearbearRarrrr 23 дні тому

    Pretty much.

  • @yukagirsiberian3605
    @yukagirsiberian3605 Місяць тому +2

    What is this game?🤣😂🤣

  • @Oblivitana
    @Oblivitana 9 днів тому +1

    🌕

  • @mgg7756
    @mgg7756 Місяць тому +10

    ok I get it, but there's no "game" here, No gameplay at all.

    • @neilkirkley1500
      @neilkirkley1500 Місяць тому

      Agreed, it's cool none the less, but is much closer to an analogue horror piece than a game.

    • @odinonion4619
      @odinonion4619 Місяць тому +1

      @@neilkirkley1500 Even walking simulators are games now, I have very low standards.

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie Місяць тому +5

      To be fair the title calls it an "experience" not a "game"

    • @longboy5639
      @longboy5639 Місяць тому +1

      Monky Island fan right now 🙈🙈🙈

    • @AlphaBetaGamer
      @AlphaBetaGamer  Місяць тому +9

      That's why the dev calls is a "short experimental experience' rather than a game. Just a cool little thing to be enjoyed.