Hi all, check out Kumail Nanjiani's new movie "Stuber" co-starring Dave Bautista in US theaters now (July 12, 2019). Release info by country here: www.imdb.com/title/tt7734218/releaseinfo
Say what..?!? Salacious parable riddled with expletives "very innocent"..?!! Where are those Angels to deliver the Lord's Commandment of your personal Eternal Hell..???°
@@huhulili9021 That sounds very interesting, maybe that's why people can laugh at things I do that I dont get is funny it´s just regular things you/I do.
@David Sanchez Dude your gk is messed up. Altho I disagree with this statement but Pakistan and India are 2 different countries. Kumail is from Pakistan and not India. But u could call him Indian. We have no problem. Its just that u make yourself look stupid.
Life in any shitty country isn’t easy man. Thank gosh my ancestors and others as well immigrated & were intelligent enough to know that shit is NOt COOL to say the least in those shit places. And come to a 1st world county & get educated. I can’t speak for the immigrants who stay ignorant and move to 1st world countries tho... like why move if ur gonna act the same and be ignorant still lol.
Devil ϟϟ Law it was called “fun land”, which is a very “on the nose”, very direct name for the amusement park. So he was making fun of that by calling a restaurant a “food room” and offices “work building”.
true story: when i was like 5, my mum was fitting jeans on me at the store, and she was already mad at me for not wearing underpants, so while she was scolding me about it and at the same time fitting the third and final jean on she pulled the zipper up and the exact same thing that happend to Kumail happend to me. i screamed so loud and cried so much, the store called the police coz they thought my mum was abusing me. so after all this and many apologies from my mum she brought me a sandwich and we lived happily ever after.
I love this ... so raw ... and I love the stories about Pakistan ... was married to a Pakistani and stayed their many times... I wonder how other Americans accept the stories... yes I know many men didn’t wear underwear beneath shalwar
I recently went through a really embarrassing experience in front of some classmates. And it was eating me up inside. Then I see Kumail telling his embarrassing story to the world and now my little mishap isn't that big anymore. Thanks for cheering me up Kumail.
Razi and I bet everyone forgot about it with the pandemic crisis. Don’t worry, what might embarrass you at school will not hold any impact on your future, plus it will likely make a funny story to tell
Wow...i have been sleeping on this guy that is some brilliantly funny stuff right there! When you can make a taboo subject so innocent and humorous that is the sign of a true comedic genius...hope he knows how much credit he is getting with the people. Cant wait to go on a binge watch of him lol! He just picked up a new fan for life right here.
Yo, does anyone notice (at the VERY end of the video) how warmly Andy and Conan smile at each other ABOUT Kumail. Like they are like yeah... we like this kid, like being around this kid, and he's got IT. It's adorable
Everything out of Kumail’s mouth 👄 is hilarious. So f ing funny. Our sad amusement parks were Dreamland and Happyland. Happyland had gondola rides and a giant shoe made of hay and paper maîche. 👞
Why is Conan's show better? He just asks broad open ended questions and sits back and let's his guests ramble. He knows we aren't here for Conan, we are here for his guest, take note colbert, Kimmel, Fallon ...
Funland is too generic a name for theme parks and after listening his story I suddenly realized that there are so many "Funlands" in whole Pakistan lol
always found him funny in his stand up and acting - but there is just a difference to the way he does humour when he is sitting down, relaxed best story teller I know - Lemme go binge his interviews
SMH I only wear underwear if I have to wear jeans or tight pants whenever I go to my institution, after I come back, a nice loose trouser is all you need , damn does it feel so free in loose trousers.
Kumail Nanjiani is an absolute genius. Mind you, as an adolescent he was kind of an idiot. But perhaps that humbles a person and makes them a great storyteller.
Omg, this guy is HILARIOUS. Hahaha. I can’t even tell you how hard I held my package when he said he poured aftershave onto the open wound on his shaft. 😭😭😂😂👌🏼 Definitely one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard in my life.
in the middle east , its okay if you dont wear underwear , in the summer time especially , when the entire sweat of your body culminates in one position ie your underwear , makes your feel sticky thats the worse part
Hi all, check out Kumail Nanjiani's new movie "Stuber" co-starring Dave Bautista in US theaters now (July 12, 2019). Release info by country here: www.imdb.com/title/tt7734218/releaseinfo
seen it, it was sooo funny
IRAKLI GAMER yes
I love that Conan let's his guests talk instead of trying to interrupt with a corny joke every ten seconds
*lets
Really? Conan does that all the time
Oh good one. That sarcasm was a hard to pick up at first
Like jimmy fallon...
This comment belongs in Jimmy Fallon's comment section
I think he regretted telling this story about half way through, haha
I thought the same thing he even said he was getting embarrassed half way through 😂 .
But man did he handle the awkwardness badassly
Yup he brobably did but handled it like a pro
Literally at the half way point. No joke lol that pause was such “oh fuck. Goddamnit whatever we gotta finish this now”.
I am your 3.1kth like
"it hurt so much that I had a prophecy". Best line ever.
My favorite line. Kumail is such a fantastic storyteller.
That and "the flames had teeths". Now I know how to discribe period pains. Or sciatica.
Yupp.
😂😂😂😂😂yow that got me!!
What this line means ? I really want to know its perspective from where it is said from .
I never thought such an explicit story could be told so innocently. Didn't feel 'dirty' at all. Hilarious!
Are you female?
Darth Tesla nope
Say what..?!? Salacious parable riddled with expletives "very innocent"..?!!
Where are those Angels to deliver the Lord's Commandment of your personal Eternal Hell..???°
+@@darthtesla301 Can you name the universe you reside in???°
@Maaz Kalim are you on medication?
Wow. Cannot believe he told that story on a talk show. Also cannot believe how hilarious it was. Legend in the making!
Comedians lives a comedy worthy life before they even know they are comedian
@@huhulili9021 That sounds very interesting, maybe that's why people can laugh at things I do that I dont get is funny it´s just regular things you/I do.
Have you seen the story where he talks about crapping his pants?
One of the best storytellers I know.
he's always good on conan.
True he is not even trying hard
Paky
You know him?
You have one of the best faces I know
...’if fire had teeth..’omg
Foreal, he painted a picture 😂
I was watching this at work and fucking CACKLED so loud everyone looked over.
Kathy Sarden 😂
his story telling is so underrated 😂😂
Nguyen Tran Ik this one gives me a laugh everytime
"I know you have questions. Life in Pakistan wasn't easy." Easily one of the funniest people alive!
Russ Gaskin how
Thanks
@David Sanchez Dude your gk is messed up. Altho I disagree with this statement but Pakistan and India are 2 different countries. Kumail is from Pakistan and not India. But u could call him Indian. We have no problem. Its just that u make yourself look stupid.
Super Nova NoTp Got to love when minorities try to diss other minorities Mr. Sanchez lmaoooooo
Life in any shitty country isn’t easy man. Thank gosh my ancestors and others as well immigrated & were intelligent enough to know that shit is NOt COOL to say the least in those shit places. And come to a 1st world county & get educated. I can’t speak for the immigrants who stay ignorant and move to 1st world countries tho... like why move if ur gonna act the same and be ignorant still lol.
"I was scheduling things around it." Me oo Kumail. Me too.
work building and food room ...that's when i lost it
👏😂
Devil ϟϟ Law it was called “fun land”, which is a very “on the nose”, very direct name for the amusement park. So he was making fun of that by calling a restaurant a “food room” and offices “work building”.
Jeff Brown Is this the advanced version of Rosetta Stone?
Jeff Brown yeah i was confused too
But bro cheers for that 😂😂😂👌
"In Pakistan there's a theme park called Fun Land..." the second greatest story after "Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe...".
Friends fan?
Mount Tibedabo
😂😂😂
Joey would be pissed.
@@AneesKhan-vi5yn You mean Ken Adams
does that story really work tho? like it worked for joey??
Anyone here after his body transformation into Chris Hemsworth
Safa Youssef yeeep, so funny, he looks like a baby here
Yup, he's turned into a beast now.
Kumail's comedic timing is insane!
6:00 Every dude in that audience immediately had their testicles retract back up into their body.
...and Conan thought he had troublesome teenage years...
Kumail rocks :) love the way he builds the story
Pauses too, in the beginning, for people to interrupt with questions. Knows just how to build it up
This is way funnier than I was expected...
how is that an answer to “what do you miss about Pakistan?“
OUCH! Haha
‘What do you miss about Pakistan?’ ‘So let me tell you this story of one of the worst days of my life which happened in Pakistan,’
He lost the piece of his dick in Pakistan. So what are you expecting him to miss about Pakistan
This guy is Honestly Really Funny. He is cool, quick thinking, very witty.
If fire had teeth
troy bojos
One of the greatest lines of all time!
true story:
when i was like 5, my mum was fitting jeans on me at the store, and she was already mad at me for not wearing underpants, so while she was scolding me about it and at the same time fitting the third and final jean on she pulled the zipper up and the exact same thing that happend to Kumail happend to me.
i screamed so loud and cried so much, the store called the police coz they thought my mum was abusing me.
so after all this and many apologies from my mum she brought me a sandwich and we lived happily ever after.
Did you also break both of your hands on purpose? Did your mother in any way "assist" you?
I love this ... so raw ... and I love the stories about Pakistan ... was married to a Pakistani and stayed their many times... I wonder how other Americans accept the stories... yes I know many men didn’t wear underwear beneath shalwar
Hmm interesting, was married? Is everything okay?
how do you know many men don't wear underwear beneath shalwar lmao
Rebecca Hayat still don't..😂😂😂
No one wears underwear beneath shlwar
Define “shalwar”.
That was the smoothest introduction for a story I think I've ever seen. haha
Omg Funland was the most epic place to be at in Karachi when we were kids. If we had Facebook back then, we’d have proudly checked in!
He's really funny. Who can tell about such a story without vulgarity like he does ?
I can affirm that discovering masturbation is a significant moment in every mans life.
women too
Amen!
Yeah it's a huge event for a lot of women
I still remember my first nut clearly, can't believe some ppl don't
a true gift from god!
I recently went through a really embarrassing experience in front of some classmates. And it was eating me up inside.
Then I see Kumail telling his embarrassing story to the world and now my little mishap isn't that big anymore. Thanks for cheering me up Kumail.
UPDATE: Coincidentally, we got 1 week off from classes. Went in today and it's like nothing ever happened - nobody even brought it up.
Yeah but he is rich now so it's ok, it's wisdom😂😂
Razi and I bet everyone forgot about it with the pandemic crisis. Don’t worry, what might embarrass you at school will not hold any impact on your future, plus it will likely make a funny story to tell
Razi look we all have embarrassing moments best thing we can do about them is laughing them off
Orcs marching out of Mordor.. man I love this guy.
Wow...i have been sleeping on this guy that is some brilliantly funny stuff right there! When you can make a taboo subject so innocent and humorous that is the sign of a true comedic genius...hope he knows how much credit he is getting with the people. Cant wait to go on a binge watch of him lol! He just picked up a new fan for life right here.
Yo, does anyone notice (at the VERY end of the video) how warmly Andy and Conan smile at each other ABOUT Kumail. Like they are like yeah... we like this kid, like being around this kid, and he's got IT. It's adorable
His comedic timing is brilliant
I've never seen Conan laugh so hard.
Watch some Bill Burr clips.
watch charlyne yi's turtle impression
He always laughs the hardest when Kumail’s on.
Same! lol. That's when you know he is a legend especially comparing how many guests he's had over like 25 years
Check out his Norm MacDonald interviews.
Conan is the best Late Night show hosts. He lets the guest speaks and his jokes are on point.
Arguably one of the greatest stories ever told.
Wasn't expecting this to be so funny !! This guy just got a new fan !!👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼🤣
“Gate keepers in there too” lmao
"It felt like fire had teeth" and "it hurt so much, I had a prophecy" = BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Everything out of Kumail’s mouth 👄 is hilarious. So f ing funny.
Our sad amusement parks were Dreamland and Happyland. Happyland had gondola rides and a giant shoe made of hay and paper maîche. 👞
Pakistani denzel
how? Denzel isn't a comedian
lmaoo no they don't are you blind
its a joke he does from 'silicon valley' . his character in the show thinks he looks like denzel
Now that you've said it, yeah, I can see sort of see that.
SPOT ON! 😂
Why is Conan's show better? He just asks broad open ended questions and sits back and let's his guests ramble. He knows we aren't here for Conan, we are here for his guest, take note colbert, Kimmel, Fallon ...
My God.... This is one of the most hilarious things I have seen in a while
I think Kumail is wearing discount shoes? Go to 3:33 - no full price dress shoes has a sticker like that at the bottom. Haha! Gotta love this guy!
mrtreytony I hate when people leave those stickers on!
It hurt so much I had a prophecy. 😂😂😂
The way he explained the pain ,"it felt like if fire had teeth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Conan was like don't high five me after telling all of that!
Yeah man, like, wash your hands first! 😵
can totally understand why he'd cross his legs ... :
*hahaha naughty lady* 💃
Syed Hassan Shah Gillani here come the Pakistani perverts
Ok boomer calm down its a joke
"Then you *report back*."🤣🤣
"It hurt so much I had a prophecy." 😂
It's part of his set. Great story. Brilliant structure. Nice call back at the end.
Excellent delivery! I love his demeanor! VERY funny 😆
This guy is one of my favorite comedians already and I just discovered him😂
Too much information. But genius storytelling. 👍🏻😂
That Orc prophecy line at the end was hilarious LMAO
I didn’t know that Kumail was in the Pakistani “There’s Something About Mary” remake
Dude~~ let him have his moment. The kids dont know better
"It hurt so much i had a prophecy" is the best line ever
Yo I was having such a shitty mental health day but this made me laugh so genuinely. I love Kumail, man.
"It felt like, if fire had teeth."
That sounds about right. lol.
Possessed Sigourney Weaver was pretty much a full time employee of my childhood spank bank.
Anyone remember him saying "the shades of your moms lipstick"😂 greatest comeback ever
Funland is too generic a name for theme parks and after listening his story I suddenly realized that there are so many "Funlands" in whole Pakistan lol
“It felt like if fire had teeth,” 😂😂😂😂
always found him funny in his stand up and acting
- but there is just a difference to the way he does humour when he is sitting down, relaxed
best story teller I know
- Lemme go binge his interviews
“It’s a web extra.” God damn it Andy lmfao
He left the price tag on his shoe 3:33 👞 😹😹
😂
Kumail: I started scheduling things.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know but I can trust this guy even if he was really bad man.
SMH I only wear underwear if I have to wear jeans or tight pants whenever I go to my institution, after I come back, a nice loose trouser is all you need , damn does it feel so free in loose trousers.
Same here
Kumail Nanjiani is an absolute genius. Mind you, as an adolescent he was kind of an idiot. But perhaps that humbles a person and makes them a great storyteller.
Omg, this guy is HILARIOUS. Hahaha.
I can’t even tell you how hard I held my package when he said he poured aftershave onto the open wound on his shaft. 😭😭😂😂👌🏼
Definitely one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard in my life.
It hurt so much.... I had a prophecy... Lalalalalalal hahahahah lol
“If fire had teeth” 💀😰🙃
It hurt so much I had a prophecy XD
Andy’s “That’s a web extra” should have got more laughs! Hilarious timing and great improv
Possibly the greatest story told on a talk show
in the middle east , its okay if you dont wear underwear , in the summer time especially , when the entire sweat of your body culminates in one position ie your underwear , makes your feel sticky thats the worse part
Imagine that little kid telling you this story.
I don't think I'm legally allowed to!
Oh yeah, Chris Hansen would have something to say about that.
So, that was his fourth visit of the day to "Funland"
I laughed so hard that I was crying! Hilarious!
“It felt like fire had teeth”. So funny 😂
My favourite Pakistani. ❤❤
I picture Prismo saying this in my head and it makes it even funnier.
This is the shitzzzz. Made me laugh out loud in public 😂🤣
Kumail is insanely funny. Such an underrated guy
The way he brought back around was hilarious.
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Story in funland. Love his story telling.
Best. Story. Ever
"It hurt so much I had a prophecy."
I've had shits this big.
There is a real art to long form comedy. This is really funny.
Conan was the best host for this story! Just thinking of Fallon listening makes me shiver.
It's 2019 and we still have Fun Land :D Thanks Kumail Bhai!
Actually caught me off guard how entertaining and funny this guy is
In Karachi, there is a theme park called "FunLand"
That iconic scene from There’s Something About Mary!
Such a well-told story you can watch it twice in a row and it's funny each time.
I'm running out of Kumail's interviews.I need more!!!!
He’s one of the best modern day talk show guests.
Possessed Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters is tight.
LOLOL
WTF!?!
That is so funny