Kumail Nanjiani Standup Monologue - SNL

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @argeshagan7407
    @argeshagan7407 7 років тому +6051

    He made fun of racism, sexism, misogyny, ignorance, stupidity and religion in a 7 minute monologue...not everyone can do that....bravo...

    • @antoniaortega1714
      @antoniaortega1714 7 років тому

      Arges Hagan @

    • @gunzlingerbil
      @gunzlingerbil 7 років тому +50

      He didnt make fun of religion tho, he just pointed out the obvious :D

    • @MisterCovek
      @MisterCovek 7 років тому +4

      Honestly, it was meh.
      I think he's very funny, but these writers are not unfortunately.

    • @Bobthehuntedbobcat
      @Bobthehuntedbobcat 7 років тому +8

      Literally anyone who can speak can do that

    • @TheMaryam1891
      @TheMaryam1891 7 років тому +7

      Arges Hagan without mentioning Trump!

  • @ronniewilson8105
    @ronniewilson8105 7 років тому +3474

    “An informed racist is a better racist”. Omg that was hilarious

    • @shizoshizo5954
      @shizoshizo5954 7 років тому +2

      an informed racist is stupid

    • @robertgoldman1579
      @robertgoldman1579 7 років тому +12

      ronnie wilson most racists are racist because they are informed.

    • @shizoshizo5954
      @shizoshizo5954 7 років тому

      @Bee Gilbert thanks for explaining that.

    • @fardimnazir666
      @fardimnazir666 6 років тому +53

      Informed people are never racists though.

    • @Anushka-hn5uk
      @Anushka-hn5uk 4 роки тому +20

      @@robertgoldman1579 racists are racists because they are intolerant, hateful and prejudiced. No other reason.

  • @Manateehee
    @Manateehee 7 років тому +2448

    “You know what? This time, shame on us.” 😂

    • @Manateehee
      @Manateehee 4 роки тому +1

      bilal ahmad thanks, I had no idea I even had that many likes.
      Cool. 😎

    • @Manateehee
      @Manateehee 4 роки тому +2

      bilal ahmad enjoy yours internet buddy

    • @mariaotano1659
      @mariaotano1659 4 роки тому +1

      Please, can u explain me that joke? I'd be super thankful

    • @00bikeboy
      @00bikeboy 3 роки тому +5

      @@mariaotano1659 It's a play on the old saying "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me."

    • @adnan7698
      @adnan7698 3 роки тому +2

      You had 2099(2K) likes i clicked and now you have 2.1K likes ... i don't know why iam typing this... it's been 4 years...

  • @julianmorgan1575
    @julianmorgan1575 6 років тому +1690

    "Go back to India!...WOLVES!" I was dying

    • @ekrem8847
      @ekrem8847 5 років тому +23

      Why do americans find such cheap jokes so funny ?

    • @sumitjoshi011
      @sumitjoshi011 5 років тому +38

      @@ekrem8847 coz they don't know their origin

    • @sarthakgujar4929
      @sarthakgujar4929 5 років тому +9

      @@sumitjoshi011 nigga chillll😂😂😂😂

    • @jp3mcpherson
      @jp3mcpherson 4 роки тому +1

      Julian Morgan - 6:17

    • @AhmedKhan-sf4bx
      @AhmedKhan-sf4bx 4 роки тому +6

      @@ekrem8847 why r u watching

  • @adeelansari
    @adeelansari 7 років тому +2762

    This guy just blew me away! Probably the best monologue on SNL for a long time!

    • @PAWNB3YOND
      @PAWNB3YOND 6 років тому +7

      too soon

    • @alstevens7060
      @alstevens7060 5 років тому +13

      You're freaking name is Ansari. What about your bro Aziz?

    • @AdrianaMartinez-mv8js
      @AdrianaMartinez-mv8js 5 років тому +3

      Indeed ! 🤣🤣🤣🤩🌎🌍

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 5 років тому +8

      I read this comment just as it started & was thinking yeah okay whatever, but I have to say I agree.

    • @thorondor4012
      @thorondor4012 4 роки тому +3

      Not PC, but Louis CK had the BEST monologue of all time.

  • @aimenp.5838
    @aimenp.5838 7 років тому +3138

    Being a Pakistani Muslim, it's good to see him present a different version of our community than what is usually interpreted by media. Good job, Kumail!

    • @hamzadolman1081
      @hamzadolman1081 6 років тому +33

      Aimen P. (Pakistani atheist) ex Muslim he was raised Shi’a Muslim but isn’t religious anymore

    • @itsmaham3067
      @itsmaham3067 6 років тому +37

      @@hamzadolman1081 so what?

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye 5 років тому +11

      @@champagnealamanzar6891 I appreciate your replay and candor. Sharia law is not something that one can half do - its either all or nothing. There are some who say "oh well we wouldnt adopt THAT portion of Sharia Law" and you simply cannot do that.
      I part company with you, however, that most speak out - that is flat out not true. You will attack those who criticize Islam, but you will not say one word to those who use Islam as an excuse for violent behavior. Its a fact, not a matter of what the media shows. The media WOULD show that when it happens as that pushes the message that Islam is peace, so if there were folks who opposed Jihad, why wouldnt they show that? The truth is because you would be slaughtered. Hundreds of thousands of Muslims have been murdered for opposing jihad. Two muslim scholars even did a study that over 80% of mosques in the US preach some sort of violence ( _Mordechai Kedar and David Yerushalmi Middle Eastern Quarterly, 2011_ )

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye 5 років тому +8

      @@champagnealamanzar6891 Well, then its up to you and me brother, to help keep peace in this world. Im ever in your neck of the woods, the first round is on me (Im a root beer man myself) :) Pizza, hot wings, you name it. Stay safe, man!

    • @elontusk8018
      @elontusk8018 5 років тому +1

      Being a Pakistani Muslim doesn’t make it good, it’s good for everyone

  • @razaalee9477
    @razaalee9477 5 років тому +722

    The whole Sikh joke was very very intelligent. Kumail is a comedy genius.

    • @shivdeepsingh6597
      @shivdeepsingh6597 4 роки тому +10

      I agree..loved it! 😄

    • @NK-vb3fn
      @NK-vb3fn 3 роки тому +5

      Yea even Hasan covered it sometime back with Trevor

    • @user-tz9jh6pv2j
      @user-tz9jh6pv2j Рік тому

      u think it's intelligent because you're sikh. so dumb lmao

  • @maryamnavroz9161
    @maryamnavroz9161 7 років тому +2363

    "An informed racist is a better racist"

    • @JabbaTheYutt
      @JabbaTheYutt 7 років тому +5

      Cringe

    • @green_universe
      @green_universe 7 років тому +10

      Any informed racist here?

    • @unexpired1
      @unexpired1 7 років тому +154

      But once informed, most don't stay racist. That's why informed racists are so rare

    • @MrJessehendriks
      @MrJessehendriks 7 років тому +22

      I want that on a t-shirt.

    • @mraims2plez
      @mraims2plez 7 років тому +44

      That was funny but I couldn't help thinking that an informed racist would stop being a racist.

  • @alicemccullough8620
    @alicemccullough8620 7 років тому +659

    best SNL monologue I've ever seen. More intelligent standups like this please!

    • @faizan3361
      @faizan3361 6 років тому +10

      Yeah!! I wish SNL has some kinda feedback or wishlist thing they can get from their fanbase.

    • @blackadamrockzzz4439
      @blackadamrockzzz4439 2 роки тому

      @@faizan3361 l

  • @robertrichardson2120
    @robertrichardson2120 7 років тому +444

    OMFG That is the hardest I've laughed at an SNL intro in yeeears! Thank you!

  • @christopherlindell3562
    @christopherlindell3562 7 років тому +407

    This dude killed it! Intelligent, provoking, and comedic. Great work good sir.

  • @elanacurl
    @elanacurl 7 років тому +1420

    I was told to go back to Africa and I told them I was born in Chicago IL. So if you're paying for my safari trip, thanks ♡

    • @GeneralBulldog54
      @GeneralBulldog54 7 років тому +18

      I always get the accent talk. Oh you sound so articulate, you must from somewhere else...

    • @danchiorando2854
      @danchiorando2854 7 років тому

      Elana Henderson/Minister Ahahahaha!

    • @killersalmon4359
      @killersalmon4359 7 років тому +7

      People are so generous these days! Free vacations! It's like paying it forward...but bigger!

    • @AriJeru
      @AriJeru 7 років тому +18

      Elana Henderson/Minister I've gotten "go back to Afghanistan" and I was like.... hmmm... guess who's got a leg up on being an international super spy? The Latin chick who somehow looks middle eastern.
      Dude, racists are so weird. Sometimes I want to punch em, but other times I'm almost impressed at how creative the stupidity is.

    • @kostonforever2005
      @kostonforever2005 7 років тому

      If someone said to me "Go back to the Philippines!!!" I would not give a single shit

  • @attiqachoudhry9137
    @attiqachoudhry9137 5 років тому +109

    "Just because you're racist doesn't mean you have to ignorant "
    Really love it

  • @nikaforov
    @nikaforov 6 років тому +693

    I'm just trying to find the exact moment when Kumail saw Spielberg in the audience.

    • @spookikerii
      @spookikerii 5 років тому +8

      same

    • @dancastady8571
      @dancastady8571 5 років тому +57

      @@spookikerii people have been saying it's right when he says "Frisbees and golf", because he mentioned on a podcast (Armchair Expert) that he screwed up his words right as he saw him. *shrugs*

    • @HazeRambo
      @HazeRambo 5 років тому +3

      Me too!

    • @rayanch4239
      @rayanch4239 5 років тому +2

      came for the same reason

    • @macanii
      @macanii 5 років тому +24

      0:44 is the moment he sees him.

  • @adrian_hook
    @adrian_hook 7 років тому +1271

    Whoa an actual comedic monologue weird

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast 4 роки тому +14

      Every now and then a professional standup comedian actually gets celebrity enough to be on SNL haha. Rare!

  • @bashful_michael
    @bashful_michael 7 років тому +2273

    Kumail you killed this monologue! Never thought I would see Islamophobia compared to Will and Grace but it was a funny joke! I'm a new fan of yours and Congrats on having a breakout year.

    • @tyhonse
      @tyhonse 7 років тому +1

      Simon James I thought she was going to say "killed people during the 9/11 choas.

    • @jmon3924
      @jmon3924 7 років тому +2

      Lol. Talking about islamaphobia when the parents literally didn’t want him to marry just because she is white. Yeah...islamaphobia alright

    • @yeswhut1978
      @yeswhut1978 7 років тому +3

      Is that the one where Will gets thrown off a building for being gay and Grace is punished for travelling without a mahram?

    • @b.b.3899
      @b.b.3899 7 років тому +12

      Johnny Tumavitch So if rich parents don't want their child to marry a poor person, do they have "poorophobia"? It is common (wrong, but common) that parents of older generations want their children to marry "their own kind" - be it race, status, or whatever, but Nanjianis parents accepted his decision - his making fun of it and pointing it out shows he is willing to fight misconceptions in his own culture as well. No culture/country is perfect.

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 7 років тому

      My 1st 1,000th Thumbs Up. A good one.

  • @vancewade6251
    @vancewade6251 7 років тому +451

    That Sikh joke was so good

    • @wonAWAY
      @wonAWAY 7 років тому +1

      Vance Wade The delivery on that joke was amazing

    • @vodaphone69
      @vodaphone69 7 років тому +16

      Vance Wade I'm Sikh and I know exactly what he means so well done to him for getting our point of view

    • @MishalxIrfan
      @MishalxIrfan 6 років тому +2

      It really was. I am also a Sikh

    • @pahulpreet-singh
      @pahulpreet-singh 6 років тому +4

      "The Big Sikh"

    • @sheriffburfordt.justice4488
      @sheriffburfordt.justice4488 6 років тому

      Get it right which is wrong.

  • @OceanHedgehog
    @OceanHedgehog 7 років тому +27

    This was an awesome monologue. You can tell how nervous he is to start, then he starts warming up after a few laughs, and ends on a super strong note.

  • @invinciblenoman
    @invinciblenoman 5 років тому +378

    who else wants to see Hasan Minhaj and Kumail Nanjiani together sharing stage and firing Jokes on India & Pakistan :-D

    • @Belia1
      @Belia1 3 роки тому +1

      They did on a zoom interview

    • @VY-zt3ph
      @VY-zt3ph 3 роки тому +1

      And all the white people will laugh on India and Pakistan.

    • @nishka.777
      @nishka.777 3 роки тому

      Yes please

    • @nishka.777
      @nishka.777 3 роки тому +2

      @@VY-zt3ph and the brown ones too dude

  • @kristinb5073
    @kristinb5073 5 років тому +107

    Also can we please talk about how fire that suit looks on him?

    • @shahjahanshaikh3019
      @shahjahanshaikh3019 4 роки тому +4

      Yes sure. All Pakistanis are handsome by the way. And proud to be a Pakistani ;)

    • @SSHANK213
      @SSHANK213 4 роки тому +3

      @@shahjahanshaikh3019 stop lying

    • @shahjahanshaikh3019
      @shahjahanshaikh3019 4 роки тому

      @@SSHANK213 don't be jealous

    • @SSHANK213
      @SSHANK213 3 роки тому +1

      @@shahjahanshaikh3019 i am a Pakistani lmao

    • @louisar4227
      @louisar4227 3 роки тому

      And the shoes too 👌🏼

  • @just4pie
    @just4pie 7 років тому +194

    I love watching the musicians in the back when it's a great monologue like this one

  • @GT1Zero
    @GT1Zero 7 років тому +357

    Wow he is seriously good

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 7 років тому +632

    Kumail is adorable, smart, and hilarious, and his eyebrows are nothing short of magnificent. As a white girl, 10/10 would marry to piss off his family.

    • @Buz-Lunch-Punx
      @Buz-Lunch-Punx 7 років тому +5

      You want to marry into a racist family? Are you nuts?

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 6 років тому +40

      @@anthonyarredondo9587 What are you?

    • @mazharkhan9595
      @mazharkhan9595 6 років тому +5

      you can do that to my parents :D FTR second marriage is allowed in Islam :D

    • @margaret6839
      @margaret6839 5 років тому

      Same here -- I love him!!

    • @ashishkalam9337
      @ashishkalam9337 5 років тому +18

      @UCflYenlUc8cSHteQcwo1qEg they are not racist, they don't hate white people, they just don't want to marry into white families. There is a difference.
      Purebred is the term.

  • @ThatIndianGamerGeek
    @ThatIndianGamerGeek 4 роки тому +34

    I love how his eyebrows are a character on their own

  • @karrarhussain18
    @karrarhussain18 6 років тому +66

    Nanjianis 0, White women 2....I choked on it :D

  • @nohandles406
    @nohandles406 7 років тому +229

    This was one killer ass monologue. Great work Kumail.

  • @soukkhanhsila134
    @soukkhanhsila134 7 років тому +721

    Accurate racism would be amazing. I'm not Chinese.

    • @Silverparodox
      @Silverparodox 7 років тому +24

      Go back to Thailand, the only southeast Asia country that was never colonized by any other European country. That is what gave the country's Prathet name "land of the free."

    • @soukkhanhsila134
      @soukkhanhsila134 7 років тому +27

      Yahya typical ignorant racism. Wrong country.

    • @vdinh143
      @vdinh143 7 років тому +11

      Souk Khanhsila I know, right? I'd be so impressed by the racist that I couldn't possibly be mad at them.

    • @robertgoldman1579
      @robertgoldman1579 7 років тому +6

      Nobody gives a fuck about where your Mongolian looking ass is from.

    • @yodel1300
      @yodel1300 7 років тому +12

      What do you reckon Robert Goodman's problem is?

  • @jeffa280
    @jeffa280 7 років тому +599

    Kumail killed it big time, so good to see Pakistanis doing well in Hollywood.

    • @SouravBasuRoy
      @SouravBasuRoy 5 років тому +6

      Jeff A there is only one

    • @Kaliphate
      @Kaliphate 5 років тому +4

      @@SouravBasuRoy Still more than many other countries

    • @SouravBasuRoy
      @SouravBasuRoy 5 років тому +2

      @@Kaliphate on a scale of 1 to 10 exactly how illiterate are you ?

    • @Kaliphate
      @Kaliphate 5 років тому +2

      @@SouravBasuRoy Woah, looks like someone cant take a joke

    • @SouravBasuRoy
      @SouravBasuRoy 5 років тому +1

      @@Kaliphate how will i know you were being sarcastic ?

  • @krutarthmankar
    @krutarthmankar 4 роки тому +25

    I am an Indian and not a Pakistani, but I am proud of this dude and love him for this, way more than any Pakistani. NAILED IT!!

  • @StephenGeorge
    @StephenGeorge 7 років тому +299

    Kumail (which my phone keeps trying to autocorrect to "My mail") is one of the most consistently funny people working today.

  • @myishenhaines1706
    @myishenhaines1706 7 років тому +60

    Very classy monogue; no below the belt or tacky stuff. Well done!

  • @HashimWarren
    @HashimWarren 7 років тому +222

    Kumail killed. And half way in, he knew it. Loved it!

  • @danielacuri4515
    @danielacuri4515 7 років тому +775

    so glad this guy is getting attention!

    • @Kit.E.Katz45
      @Kit.E.Katz45 7 років тому +2

      daniela curi Me too! I love this guy!

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 7 років тому +1

      every dog has his day

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 7 років тому

      I've liked him since he was on "The Green Room."

  • @DrStratComm
    @DrStratComm 5 років тому +88

    I wished this monologue had been like a 2 hour special.

  • @FaRtBoMb42
    @FaRtBoMb42 7 років тому +207

    Anyone else here from his Jimmy Fallon Interview?
    6:20 is when he internally freaks out lol

  • @TheSilenceMEh
    @TheSilenceMEh 7 років тому +697

    When Kumail made that Quran joke, I was thinking about how that would be a newsbite for so many right wing propaganda stations tomorrow, then he proceeds to point that out. Great monologue!

    • @pathologicaldoubt
      @pathologicaldoubt 7 років тому +10

      Deep rooted Misogyny, homophobia and antisemitism in the Quran - and more importantly, in practice by a disturbing number of Muslims - should be a genuine liberal concern. It's a shame the left is sooner to rush to islam's defense then to its victims. As for the joke, that's about the only PC Quran joke one could make; "it says women can't drive" (nobody makes the claim the Quran says that).

    • @lamaddussa
      @lamaddussa 7 років тому +8

      exactly, pathological. if you want a realistic take on muslim culture, just look up the comments of the many ex-muslims out there. there was an excellent ex-muslim conference in england recently which would give anyone a reality check about the religion and its problems with sexism and violence. there is a distinction between racism and that of critical thought about an abusive ideology. all ideologies, whether religious or otherwise, that teach sexism, patriarchy, inequality and violence should be challenged.

    • @lamaddussa
      @lamaddussa 7 років тому +4

      so in your mind addressing reality is "going too far." reality check, dealing with reality is not going too far for all of the women in muslim cultures who are controlled by men, for the atheists and gay people being killed or fearing for their lives, etc.. good job with your thinking there, ryan. here's a link to one panel at a recent ex-muslim conference in england for a reality check:
      ua-cam.com/video/37K9PuEHubQ/v-deo.html
      from that link you can find and view the rest of the conference panels as well. pretty eye opening.

    • @pathologicaldoubt
      @pathologicaldoubt 7 років тому +5

      I do take secular blasphemy laws like the shielding of Islam from criticism seriously. And if you cared about human rights, you would too.

    • @pathologicaldoubt
      @pathologicaldoubt 7 років тому +7

      Uh, no. Criticism of Islam is not bigotry or a persecution of a people. It's very simple actually; ideas =/= people. People have rights. Ideologies do not

  • @GregPoblete
    @GregPoblete 7 років тому +90

    From hosting a comedy show in the back of a comic book store to SNL. Nice, Kumail.

  • @JosephPaul4real
    @JosephPaul4real 7 років тому +469

    I got to see him practice this monologue at The Comedy Store in West Hollywood two weeks ago. Hilarious dude. Love him in Silicon Valley.

    • @zaxx29
      @zaxx29 7 років тому +6

      Yeah half of these are jokes he used in the past. Which I normally wouldn't care about but I just binged Kumail stand up and I knew the punchline to every joke besides the Sikh and informed racist one. Also it's pronounced "Sick" with a little emphasis on the H not "seek". I'm a Sikh for reference.

    • @JosephPaul4real
      @JosephPaul4real 7 років тому +1

      Good to know. I taught with Sikh teachers in Australia but I pronounced it "seek." You learn something every day.

    • @zaxx29
      @zaxx29 7 років тому +2

      Joseph Paul I feel like people don't want to call us "sick" because it sounds bad so people will be PC about it instead of talking to a Sikh. Slightly disappointed Kumail didn't know how to pronounce it either. Oh well.

    • @JosephPaul4real
      @JosephPaul4real 7 років тому +1

      You might be right. It's sad but often pop culture has to pander to the least educated audience. But some of us are trying to pay attention and learn.

    • @JosephPaul4real
      @JosephPaul4real 7 років тому

      You might be right. It's sad but often pop culture has to pander to the least educated audience. But some of us are trying to pay attention and learn.

  • @gothicjello0154
    @gothicjello0154 3 роки тому +28

    Still waiting for this guy to host the Oscars. He would be perfect.

  • @maryann2790
    @maryann2790 7 років тому +9

    I have watched this show for decades and it is very rare to see the band behind the guests clapping during a monologue. You often see them laughing but a number of them were laughing and clapping at his jokes. Congratulations on such a heartfelt and smart introduction of yourself to those of us not yet familiar with you, Kumail. Best wishes going forward.

  • @emilsn91
    @emilsn91 7 років тому +1443

    I like my SNL monologue like this :P

    • @virgoqueen3075
      @virgoqueen3075 7 років тому +21

      Robert Goldman r u dumb lol

    • @flipparachi777
      @flipparachi777 7 років тому +37

      @Robert Goldman- You mean the propaganda that skews the image of others and ignores the differences that make us all human. Or the propaganda that is spewed daily by closet bigots and racists for are fearful and intimidated of anyone differing from them? Get out of here you incompetent Neanderthal.

    • @JonnyBriers
      @JonnyBriers 7 років тому +16

      flipparachi777 oh shit that was good

    • @enycyoutubepremium5509
      @enycyoutubepremium5509 7 років тому +5

      As the man said, at least be an informed racist Robert Goldman. Actually, Robert Moron is a more fitting title.

    • @davidvillarreal4699
      @davidvillarreal4699 7 років тому +1

      Emil Smith Nielsen You're very handsome! I hope that made you're day! 😁👍

  • @charlieni645
    @charlieni645 7 років тому +74

    Please let him be the next year's correspondence dinner performer.

  • @PassportGaming
    @PassportGaming 7 років тому +673

    This guy has been funny in all the videos I've seen him in😂

    • @vdinh143
      @vdinh143 7 років тому +3

      Biniam Gaming you should watch silicon valley. He's a nugget of gold.

    • @mrbean3470
      @mrbean3470 7 років тому +1

      He's in the 12 Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer episode as well. That one is on the short list for me for funniest episodes of any tv show ever.

    • @wagnerp1213
      @wagnerp1213 7 років тому

      Yeah this dude's a g! You gotta see mean tweets with him. He has comebacks also. He's gonna be special if not already.

  • @rosebudgirl1857
    @rosebudgirl1857 4 роки тому +11

    My favorite SNL monologue ever. Come back to it all the time, and it never stops making me laugh. 😄

    • @Faro0ky
      @Faro0ky 4 роки тому +1

      Rosebud Girl same

  • @Dino13
    @Dino13 7 років тому +42

    This monologue was hilarious, it had me in tears. The Sikh joke omg.

  • @yawoelevn
    @yawoelevn 7 років тому +9

    This isn’t a monologue, this is great stand up by a great comedian.

  • @rikamumphrey4284
    @rikamumphrey4284 7 років тому +59

    This is one if the very FEW times I actually laughed out loud at someone's SNL monologue. Kumail, you were amazing!

  • @basedandbearded
    @basedandbearded 7 років тому +68

    Kumail is making serious moves! Brown is making a huge comeback and I'm loving it =)

  • @SovereignMax
    @SovereignMax 5 років тому +23

    "That is the way of my people..." classic. I can relate.

  • @cherie3710
    @cherie3710 5 років тому +26

    He is smart and cute! It'll be fun to see Kumail and Hasan Minhaj together on a show.

  • @PlaneCDR
    @PlaneCDR 7 років тому +25

    Awesome monologue Kumail! Very funny and insightful. My wife and I bought The Big Sick and really enjoyed it.

  • @SeanMcDannold
    @SeanMcDannold 7 років тому +804

    “Marry white woman one time? shame on you. Marry white woman two times? Shame on us.” That’s a J cole quote I think

    • @COLE_PRODUCTIONS
      @COLE_PRODUCTIONS 7 років тому +25

      really? I thought it was Donald Trump

    • @스텔-c6o
      @스텔-c6o 7 років тому +45

      Sean McDannold marry a white woman 3 times? Fuck the peace sign let it rain on you

    • @BRBallin1
      @BRBallin1 7 років тому +40

      It's a common idiom. Original is "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me"

    • @스텔-c6o
      @스텔-c6o 7 років тому +6

      BRBallin1 yeah but jcole used it in his song

    • @lesryglrhfohser
      @lesryglrhfohser 7 років тому +23

      BRBallin1 no it’s “fool me once shame on you, fool me you can’t get fooled again”

  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart 7 років тому +34

    Love his sense of humor. Good job Kumail!

  • @beatboxbandit9842
    @beatboxbandit9842 7 років тому +13

    a truly ground breaking comic in his prime in front of a live audience.....knowledge through humor

  • @samkelosithole7286
    @samkelosithole7286 5 років тому +10

    I just don't get how could people unlike such an amazing monologue, I really don't.
    This deserves a million thumbs up... Every bit was my favorite. Nice Job Kumail👍👍👍👍

  • @linatran5629
    @linatran5629 7 років тому +589

    I like his delivery.

    • @sunsetsockhop9576
      @sunsetsockhop9576 7 років тому +22

      Same here, I order the lamb and rice platter, they bring it right up to my office

    • @weaselsdawg
      @weaselsdawg 7 років тому +6

      Lina Tran the Sikh vs Muslim part was so well done

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 7 років тому +2

      Oh because he's Middle Eastern he's a delivery guy?? 😉

    • @bosgaurus1
      @bosgaurus1 7 років тому +3

      The Indian Sub-continent is farther away from the Middle East than the Irish isles.

    • @Surv1ve_Thrive
      @Surv1ve_Thrive 7 років тому +2

      Chris.....so he's Irish?

  • @mort8568
    @mort8568 7 років тому +73

    Sikh bit was lit

  • @astridjohnson965
    @astridjohnson965 7 років тому +62

    Kumail makes me such a proud brown girl

    • @RyuLongRHOG
      @RyuLongRHOG 5 років тому +3

      r u related 2 Rubius Hagrid?

    • @sweetjello_7057
      @sweetjello_7057 5 років тому +1

      Brown girl called Ruby Hagrid... seems legit

    • @branon6565
      @branon6565 5 років тому

      Your name is Ruby Hagrid....and you're a brown woman.....yeah uh-huh....

  • @EdiCallier
    @EdiCallier 4 роки тому +6

    “That guy seems to know what he’s talking about, I’ll pack my bags” 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @GenXersJustWalkItOff
    @GenXersJustWalkItOff 7 років тому +29

    One of my favorite SNL monologues of all time - and that's really saying something. 😁

  • @mypal1990
    @mypal1990 7 років тому +1115

    My indoor kids senses are tingling. This stand-up is awesome from an awesome fellow geek.

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 7 років тому +3

      Emmanuel Alejandro This isn't really stand-up...

    • @OmgitsNeens
      @OmgitsNeens 7 років тому +5

      Indoor kids lmao. Never heard that one before but it's great.

    • @joeXmaspunk
      @joeXmaspunk 7 років тому +6

      Indoor Kids was a podcast that he did with his wife.

    • @nolrootltoe
      @nolrootltoe 7 років тому +8

      This is literally some of his stand up material

    • @onreload
      @onreload 7 років тому

      chicken sandwich

  • @v2lab
    @v2lab 7 років тому +496

    So good.

    • @y0y0m4n
      @y0y0m4n 7 років тому

      v2lab omg check this hilarious stand up out 😂😭 ua-cam.com/video/JAJfbcjOtvs/v-deo.html

  • @heartofg.6462
    @heartofg.6462 7 років тому +130

    kumail killed it

  • @that_dam_baka
    @that_dam_baka 6 років тому +116

    I did think he was Indian for a minute.
    I like this guy, he's hilarious. 😂😂

    • @Gemnist98
      @Gemnist98 5 років тому +14

      As an Indian living in America myself, it’s a common mistake.
      Just don’t say it to native-born Indians and Pakistanis because they will eat you up.

    • @overseaselifestyle8377
      @overseaselifestyle8377 4 роки тому +6

      He is not indian he our proud pakistani.

    • @prince_sach50
      @prince_sach50 4 роки тому +2

      Basically same thing

    • @lishlovesappletea
      @lishlovesappletea 4 роки тому +12

      Indians and Pakistanis look the same anyway since they were the same country a while back I'm saying this as a Pakistani

    • @that_dam_baka
      @that_dam_baka 4 роки тому +2

      @@Gemnist98 I know.

  • @Samm306
    @Samm306 3 роки тому +18

    "An informed racist is a better racist" - Kumail Nanjiani

  • @mouija1450
    @mouija1450 7 років тому +123

    I think the first time I saw Kumail was with his wife on a gaming youtube show probably attached to Geek and Sundry. Halfway through the clip, I thought this guy is not just funny, but REALLY funny and deserves a bigger stage. Glad to see it happened. Silicon Valley was a big step up, but hosting SNL is pretty much an "I made it, bitches" mic drop for a young comedian that was doing youtube content a few years ago.

    • @quilliamattari2772
      @quilliamattari2772 7 років тому

      You got a link to the video?

    • @mouija1450
      @mouija1450 7 років тому

      Look up The Indoor Kids on the Nerdist channel. It's Kumail and his wife playing games with guests.

  • @khansahb-o4e
    @khansahb-o4e 7 років тому +97

    Remember kids, an informed racist is a better racist.

  • @FoMoFo
    @FoMoFo 7 років тому +106

    My family is mixed with Pakistani and Caucasian as well and it's the best 💯💯

    • @jhonshephard921
      @jhonshephard921 7 років тому +3

      know any Urdu?

    • @zachattack7300
      @zachattack7300 7 років тому

      Vegans Por Vida check out my vlogs of Pakistan cheers

    • @hamzadolman1081
      @hamzadolman1081 6 років тому +3

      Pakistanis are Caucasian. Caucasian doesn’t just mean white

    • @iammajiid
      @iammajiid 6 років тому +3

      Pakistani is a “nationality” not a “race” nor an “ethnicity”.

    • @keyboardemperor3540
      @keyboardemperor3540 6 років тому

      Must look Lebanese then

  • @okayfineiguessilltrythat
    @okayfineiguessilltrythat 4 роки тому +11

    "That is the way of my people"
    omg😂😂

  • @yameesharma8564
    @yameesharma8564 4 роки тому +12

    His stand-up seems like something Chandler Bing or Matthew Perry would do.
    P.s. loved his confidence and that clever smile

  • @mefi9788
    @mefi9788 7 років тому +49

    "An informed racist is a better racist" haha love it.

  • @reyfvelazquez
    @reyfvelazquez 5 років тому +32

    So this is what happens when you have an actual stand up comedian doing stand up 🤷‍♂️😂

  • @iceshadow42
    @iceshadow42 7 років тому +13

    This whole thing is hilarious. Laughed so hard at the Sikh part. "Get it right, which is wrong!" Lol!

  • @Leoppassion
    @Leoppassion 6 років тому +14

    Wow, that was an amazing bit. The way he built it up was amazing.

  • @chrisfordeditor
    @chrisfordeditor 6 років тому +3

    This was one of the absolute best monologues I've ever had the pleasure of viewing. This guy's great.

  • @JoshuaKazemi
    @JoshuaKazemi 5 років тому +162

    Any fellow Armchair Experts here?
    I think 3:03 is the moment.

    • @_mikeyjames
      @_mikeyjames 5 років тому +3

      Joshua Kazemi, I think 3:00 is where he “stumbles on the word”

    • @davidspear4494
      @davidspear4494 5 років тому +3

      I rewatched it just to find this moment. Thanks!

    • @aliadizzle
      @aliadizzle 5 років тому

      That's why I'm here 😁😁

    • @DiceMonkeyGames
      @DiceMonkeyGames 5 років тому +1

      Armchairies unite!

    • @aliadizzle
      @aliadizzle 5 років тому

      @@DiceMonkeyGames btw for the record, that's how I think Armchairies should be spelled but Dax always spells it Armcherries. I love him but hate that spelling hahaha

  • @FJB_USA_1ST
    @FJB_USA_1ST 5 років тому +5

    Charming handsome man. Why people choose to hate others just because...is beyond me. Great speech.

  • @jonathanhuling
    @jonathanhuling 7 років тому +46

    He is seriously underrated

  • @davidruckno7658
    @davidruckno7658 Рік тому +1

    Dude crushed that! I can’t believe i’ve never seen it.

  • @lpycb42
    @lpycb42 7 років тому

    I'm legitimately in love with this dude. Is sense of humor and delivery are SO ON POINT.

  • @BearGasss
    @BearGasss 7 років тому +59

    WOLVES!!!!
    "That is the way of our people"

  • @SaitejaDuggaraju
    @SaitejaDuggaraju 5 років тому +3

    Kumail is awesome as usual. Highly concentrated version of comedy. No wastage of words or verbal diarrhea. Pure blissful comedy spilling out of every single sentence! 😁😁

  • @thomasbolt2930
    @thomasbolt2930 6 років тому +88

    He is extremely funny ....but very underrated tho

  • @bighaircrew
    @bighaircrew 7 років тому +1

    The funniest monologue ever!!!! And he didn't need any cast help. Handled it solo like a BOSS!! Congrats.

  • @user-cl6uj5bn2f
    @user-cl6uj5bn2f 3 роки тому +6

    "That is the way of my people " 🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @emmamoon5709
    @emmamoon5709 7 років тому +59

    Intelligent monologue. Right on

  •  7 років тому +114

    This is why people laugh at us Americans. WE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SOMEOME WHO IS SIKH AND A MUSLIM. It's disgraceful.

    • @Noververify
      @Noververify 7 років тому +2

      Protip: It's the style of the turban. Sikh Turbans are usually bigger in the crown area and don't have a tail.

    • @Lacombe57
      @Lacombe57 7 років тому +6

      Uninformed racist.

    • @dellortgamingvidz803
      @dellortgamingvidz803 7 років тому +3

      I'm sure a lot of non-Americans can't do that as well.

    • @優さん-n7m
      @優さん-n7m 7 років тому +6

      it is part of being American
      bombing other countries to create a lot of dead bodies and orphans, widows and refugees is also part of being American

    • @seanh.1940
      @seanh.1940 7 років тому

      InfiniteSupremacy wtf is a sikh...stfu

  • @tldandi567
    @tldandi567 7 років тому +23

    Honestly this was amazing haven't laughed like this or heard a clever and awesome delivery like this.

  • @marseldechumavoy7583
    @marseldechumavoy7583 2 роки тому +4

    It was the best monologue of all time. Bravo!

  • @Mia7189
    @Mia7189 7 років тому +2

    Love Kumail.So happy for him and Emily. What a great year they’re having.

  • @Foodies71000
    @Foodies71000 7 років тому +75

    This guy is ridiculously funny ..!!

  • @crofregernish4695
    @crofregernish4695 7 років тому +58

    Oh that ranch dressing part 😂
    I'm super white and just do not get the obsession either.

  • @96unicorns
    @96unicorns 5 років тому +29

    This is officially my new favourite comedian :D

  • @AmakaN.
    @AmakaN. 2 роки тому +1

    All I can think about this s him saying ‘star gazer lounge’ 😅😅

  • @kartikgupta8218
    @kartikgupta8218 5 років тому +2

    THAT WAS HONESTLY THE BEST MONOLOGUE IVE EVER HEARD

  • @jeffwei
    @jeffwei 7 років тому +3

    I didn't want this monologue to end. Turn this into a full hour -long special! "Informed Racism"

  • @jforjacqy8737
    @jforjacqy8737 7 років тому +5

    The "Wolves" Got me!! 😂

  • @dmbelafan
    @dmbelafan 6 років тому +65

    Something about his face reminds me of Cary Grant.

    • @X-Kid_Z
      @X-Kid_Z 5 років тому +3

      If you had said Hugh Grant it would’ve made his day.

    • @peanutbutter3543
      @peanutbutter3543 5 років тому +3

      I see it also and did a double take

    • @ghorn1217
      @ghorn1217 5 років тому +3

      It’s the hair.

  • @3DSage
    @3DSage 7 років тому +1

    One of the best opening monologues I have heard in a long time.

  • @kolendrazpolski309
    @kolendrazpolski309 4 роки тому +2

    That must be one of the best opening monologues ever. At least in my humble opinion 💕