True Confessions with Chris Hemsworth and Kumail Nanjiani
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- Опубліковано 11 чер 2019
- Chris Hemsworth, Kumail Nanjiani and Jimmy play a game where they take turns confessing a random fact before interrogating each other to determine who was telling the truth.
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True Confessions with Chris Hemsworth and Kumail Nanjiani
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Kumail: "if it's not the truth, then he's just a psycopath"
Also kumail: "I tried to kill someone"
It’s weird to see comments like this with so many likes, yet no comments on them. I’m here to ruin that for this comment ♥️
@@Airbear211 bruh really... wtf
Oof
Airbear nice!
Sam O'Mara good comment!
"How did you try to murder?"
"Strangulation. Pretty standard." 😂
😂😂😂😂
😂💀
I love how he said pretty standard
He actually answered all the questions like a real psycho. Amazing😂 so calm and direct, loved it
You know, like a decent human would do
"This is being aired on television"
"I didn't say it was successful"
Makes you wonder whether Kunail knows about "attempted murder" right?
@@Anindyatejo I think his wording was for comedic effect, but I do find the thought of him getting in actual trouble because of this hilarious. He was a child when it happened though, so I dont think so 😊😊
Hahahahaha
@@The_UmbrellaMan if his aunt never pressed charges, he would never get arrested.
👽🤣
Kumail is WAY too hilarious
No offense but I don't like him at all
@@habib-ur-rahman6597 because you're an arab?
@@habib-ur-rahman6597 same goes for me :/
All pakistanis are :p get a pakistani guy you will enjoy ;)
@@Cosmos273 selling ursrlf lol,,??
"I had little ten year old hands, I never had a shot"
DEAD
Unlike his aunt
Vikram Krishnan
We’ll get her next time boys
low-key stealing the show, he has so many good one-liners lmao
if chris hemsworth told me "look at me" like that, i'd probably pass out
How’d you do it?
Kumail: “ just strangulation, pretty standard” 😂
Jimmy: How did you try to murder her?
Kumail: Strangulation. Pretty standard.
😂😂😂
I sprayed my juice on this line xD
Edit: I meant the fruit juice I was drinking.
😂😂😂👋🏿😃
LMAO
Sounds like what Dr. Evil would say
@@botmon007 that sounds dirty.
if chris hemsworth told me "look at me" like that, i'd probably pass out
I knowwwwww😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
righttt
Stop being a drama queen
Wouldn’t anyone??
You have such low self-esteem, it's pathetic.
If you are a marvel fan, you heard Chris's story a thousand times
Yes!
Right
I knew it already
Exactly!
Yess!
Me: aw, Kumail's so sweet, his first instinct is to believe Chris and Jimmy are both telling the truth
Kumail: I tried to murder someone
Two Impossible Girls morra 👄👄👄👄👄👄👄🤘🇺🇸🇲🇨🇷🇺🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🇬🇧🇦🇷🇮🇹🇩🇰🏴🇬🇱🇦🇼✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️🕶✍🏻
His aunt to be specific
🤣🤣
An American, an Australian and a Pakistani walk into a coffee shop
Siddharth Ranganatha kumail is american too 🙄
@@ririschannelx nope he's from Karachi , Pakistan
malaha mustafa he’s technically both. his ethnicity is pakistani, his nationality is american.
kirch He was literally born in Pakistan and grew up in Karachi for 18 years. Do your fucking research !
Osama Saleem You can become American.
if kumail and chris made a movie together that shit would be hilarious
Could happen in the MCU.
They do
Men in black
imran mani As a duo. In men in black chris is a duo with tessa thompson
Yeah i want to see more of chris like his character in ghost busters
"I had little ten year old hands, I never had a shot"
DEAD
Kingo: "I used to be very close friends with Thor but now that he's an avenger, he won't return my calls anymore"
Yeahhh
I was thinking at that too 😭
Chris and Kumail is the duo you never knew you needed in life.
Kumail is very sharp
Yea! I hope they do a movie!
@@abiadsuara8089 me too 😂😂😂 #MIB
Nehir Akın I need them in some sort of buddy film like yesterday.
They’re both now in the MCU
The Pakistani-Australian duo we never knew we needed
If they had a child it would be usman khawaja
and right on the day of PAK vs AUS cricket match LOL
@@aimanharoon8559 😂😂😂😂😂
This is the kinda duo that could cure xenophobia.
@@saurabhk3464 what
Usman khewaja😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"We're all exactly the same...
_attractive people_ ... uhm yes"
Then Chris puts hands on both their arms
as a way of condoling them for not being
as attractive as him "I'm sorry for your loss"
😂😂😂😂!!! He knew deep down inside that they weren't worthy. That being said, they are all attractive.
Personally I prefer Jimmy over Chris, and the other guy is a fine man too (I know his name I just have no idea how to spell it....)
triskalion , hahaha his name is right in the title though! 😂😂
OMG YES HAHAHHA
@@triskalion9627 You think that Jimmy F. is more ATTRACTIVE than Chris H. 🤔🤔
**LIES*
“Thor used to follow me around when he was a little kid" - Kingo from Eternals🤣🤣🤣
😅👏
"You think is true?"
"If is not he is a pyschopath"
I'm dead😂
Maria Angelica and coming from the guy that tried to murder his aunt 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
He stoled jennifer lawrence line, she said that on one of this game that she did
@@anacruz3322 nah she was literally like "if its not, you're a sociopath"
“Things were weird at breakfast” lol thats crazy
😂😂😂😂
India is dirty
@@FarhanKhan-kc6em so where is he from?
@@itsdoctormichaelmorbius6889 Singapore
@@itsdoctormichaelmorbius6889 lol when there's an incredibly ignorant troll.
I definitely thought Chris was lying, he seemed like he was struggling and making it up on the spot 😅
I’ve heard that story before in an interview for one of the MCU movies, I knew it was true the moment he said it 😂
cause he's an ACTOR
Cause that's what actors do 😏
@@zhozho800 proceeds to throw a ball at a window
@@ganbaluna ball bounces off window and smacks his head 😂
"And I don't remember any of it, but things were weird at breakfast"
❤️ ❤️
3 equally handsome men with beards. I'm jealous.
nice name
Handsome yes. Equally, no.
@@AgenWashington thats the joke...
Chris the sexiest one no cap
well apparently you haven't heard of arthur lourijsen
I couldn't be the one, who thinks Kumail radiates more energy then Chris and Jimmy.
Yep. He maybe "less" equally attractive. But he stole the show with his wittiness and quirk
No he doesn't
@@human3213 ok
I agree
@@RickyMuzakki he's equally attractive now if it mattered 😂
When you knew right off the bat the breast pump story was real because of seeing Chris tell that story in an interview alongside Chris Evans during the press tour for one of the Avengers movies
Yep i knew right away to because ive heard that story aswell.
Same here
Same
Shemy Bacchus was looking for this comment lol
Exactly
“Yeah I remember things being pretty weird at breakfast” 😂😂
😅 you sure the attempt was to murder her? 😏
Imagine Hemsworth and Kumail in Men In Black. That would be hilarious.
o shyttt yeeah
Aren't they already in Men in black together. I'm pretty sure Kumal voiced someone
That’s right.. Kumail voiced that little guy - Pawny.. the constant bickering between them two! 😂
Chris Hemsworth is hot af, and his laugh is so adorable🤗
That’s the truth! ❤️
Ok
@@_nataliebeck_ Youre out of his league lmao
That laugh 🤤
@@k3ltf she just agreed, calm down
"I tried to murder someone in Singapore."
Don't worry. We've all been there.
Jayden Marvel ME TOO😂
HAHAHAHAHSAHSHHSAHSHAHSA
I live in Singapore
Not meeee.......
@Jayden Marvel same!
Kumail is starting to be one of my favorite comedians. He's hilarious 😂
Check his s1 skit on portlandia. He sells fred and carrie cellphone plans. Its fantastic!
His SNL monologue was probably one of the best I've seen
Yea he doesnt try too hard, and his jokes come out naturally.
If you like him make sure to check out the movie he wrote with his wife called The Big Sick. It's one of my favorites!!
He had me since season 1 of Silicon Valley. That show is gold!
Kingo and Thor's last meeting ,
Thor is busy now nowdays , he rejects his childhood hero's phone
I think Kumail Nanjiani is quickly becoming my favorite celebrity. He’s so genuine and that smile he gave at 6:12 was too pure
Chris looks excited in this,, I'm happy
So are we ma'am, So are we!
Hulianna JACE hey checkout my channel any feedback helps
He really does eh?
He always does
chris hemsworth's high little giggles tho... no one told me this man was such a giant adorable marshmallow
Lynn760 yeeeeees lol
well Tessa Thompson did say he is sensitive 😂
it comes out more when he's with Chris Evans
alliwantisabageladonutandburger not really they're always acting like frat boys around each other... but here? he's not playfully trying to one-up anyone, he's just happy to be there and hella cute
I read your comment and tried to rewatch the video then I paused it right at his marshmallow moment! The smiling and nodding and giggling geez sO CUTE! I didn't notice the first time thank you for your comment:')
3:03 Chris’s reaction to Jimmy’s card is priceless!
I was looking for this comment
Can you imagine if this is how real interrogations were. “Im gonna say he’s lying.” “I was telling the truth” “DAMNIT OTHER ONE FREE”
That's how polygraphs work and we all know they aren't reliable.
Chris looking through Jimmy's soul... I'm pretty sure this is Thor pretending to be Chris Hemsworth.
Alfred Hammstone Jimmy: "i'm the captain of this show!"
Chris: (laughs) "of course you are!"
@@matthewshadow9440 *whispers* "Of course..."
Ah!It's not just TS being RDJ.
He’s seen Jimmy on SNL he knows he can break him
He once tried to murder someone AND it was a true story AND he made it sound comedy. This man is a legend. I feel ridiculous amount of pride every time I watch him ❤️🇵🇰
Shut up
@@thtguyish you do
So true this guy is exceptional comedian and our pride 🇵🇰
@@zainabdullah1848 Yep, both
@@thtguyish oh its another Indian that jealous boohoo
This video perfectly explains why Thor followed Kingo around as a little kid!
In Eternals, 'Kingo' said he knew Thor when he was younger. He wasn't lying!!!
“Strangulation, pretty standard.”
Lmfaoo
idk why but that was really cute , how they all laughed.. smiled the entire time,!
With the three handsome beards added in
We like to see people enjoying life!😄
Yea cause they all drunk
"Thor used to follow me, now he's a famous avenger and won't return my calls"
"That is correct,I tried to murder someone"
*Chris bursts out laughing and clapping*
That was jimmy
“I was the aggressor” 😂😂😂
❤️ 😂
"STRANGEulation. Pretty STANDARD."
Hell, I almost CHOKED on my food! I must've rewound that about 10 times!!!
I love how Chris pets them when kumail was like “we’re all equally attractive people” loool 😂
"Things were weird at breakfast" had me laughing out loud 😂
"I had little 10 year old hands I never had a shot" lol. 😂
I'm here because of Thor and I stay because of kumail
Chris: how many coyotes?
*Inner Australian rages*
“I didn’t say I was successful”
IM DEAD! 😂😂
6:08 “Look at me.” *bites lip*
SIR EXCUSE ME I WOULD HAVE COLLAPSED RIGHT THERE.
Chloe 😂😂 same
I would have died right there on the spot. R. I. P ME.
i aM thE cAPtaiN NO- oh wait wrong movie
That was so hot
i legit rewound the video 5 times to watch
"Chris and Kumail" for next Men in Black sequel.. I wish. It will be a laugh riot
I mean they were already both in the last one
It has been confirmed that Thor used to follow Kingo around as a kid.
Australian: I cleaned breast pumps
American: Coyotes wud do
Le Pakistani: Accidentally murdered my aunt folks xD
That's what I'd do.😂😂😂
Hahahaha ,go big or go home .😂😂😂
That's typical Pakistani reply
*intentionally
Weakest man in Russia
"Strangulation you know standard procedure. " 😳😳
Pretty fucking sad when for hundreds of women a day around the world for thousands of years, men find the reality of them murdering women, funny.
That guy is a shitgibbon.
@@rachkate76 it's called being a comedian
@@lone17wolf it's called fuck off insensitive whitewashing incel.
The murder of women isn't a joke.
@@rachkate76 People joke about everything. If you're offended by this you should be offended by any movie that involves people killing other people.
@@lone17wolf BIngo - People joke about everything.
Hemsworth’s eyes are truly piercing blue, he can see through surfaces
晏然 he was The Night King
I can’t stop watching Chris say “look at me” at 6:08 😍
And I can't stop watching that moment bcz of u😁
"things were weird at breakfast" 😂
Kumail how you do it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
kumail been working out - okay dude we see you haha
Nah! just getting fat!
If he's going to be in Marvel's Eternals movie, I guess he better work out!
He is! He talked about that in the Amrchair Expert podcast
any proof?
najafhussain I’ve seen his arms recently he gained some serious muscle
"All equally handsome🤣 "-kumail
"I look deep into you👌 "- Hemii
2:35 Kumail be asking the important questions 😂😂
Looks like thor finally returned kingo's calls..
Was going to say the same
“I had little ten year old hands, I never had a shot.”😂😂
Chris looked like he wanted to hang out more with the two of them.
I agree! I think they were all sad to be done with the bit. Jimmy even said "awww" sadly at the end when he had to wrap up the segment.
An Asgardian and an Eternal in one room
6:20 Chris laughing delay fucking got me😂😂😂
😂
Show yours love for kumail
⤵
Hemsworth should win again the sexiest man alive title ASAP
go figure .. forever!! We all know he’s not going to be not sexy in the future 🤷🏾♀️
Yes, the last few have been ordinary, especially David Beckham & Blake Shelton!
I swear this man ages like wine , he was charming and tremendously handsome in his younger days and he played Thor perfectly but now that he aged a little , he looks so fuckin hot and sexi especially with that epic beard and short hair , hopefully he will get more badass roles in the future 😍
THIS IS THE ONLY TRUTH THAT MATTERS!!
bellabana I wouldn’t compare Blake with David Beckham.
03:54 I love how Chris Hemsworth had to say hold on let me look into your eyes to confirm the truth lmao
Kumail is one of the most genuinely funny people I’ve ever seen.
Bless it. I have followed far too much of Chris Hemsworth that I've heard that breast pump story a hundred times 😭😭🤣
When you are an MCU fan and you know that hemsworth job was true because he said it in an interview.
I know right
Btw I am a Thor fan
I am a HUGE marvel fan, and I’ve seen so many marvel interviews, that I know that was his first job.
Same!
I was looking for a comment like this
Omg same
Strangulation, pretty standard.
Chris Hemsworth is literally taken back by how easy that statement came from Kumail. 😂😂
Aunt: It’s fine, just one horror movie, what’s the worst thing that could happen?
*Woke up at night and saw Kumail tried to strangle her with his 10 years old hands
not 1, not 2, but 3 equally handsome men sitting around a table
nfinitiduck you just reworded someone’s else’s comment...
@@elizabetheventing3827 I wrote it before reading the other comments as soon as I found it funny!
Chris: “look at me”
Me: “I can do that all day 😍”
Same, I was like "I can't....because I'm already am" 😂
WHATS UR PROFILE PIC.
WTH XD
@mystery : if you look like your display pic, I'm pretty sure he'd never ask you to look at him, LOL.
He really did hang out with thor but the other eternals didn't believe him
Oh look Thor and Kingo chilling. Must be before he became an avenger bc he doesn’t return his calls anymore.
Kumail is a person you would love to have as a friend 💖💖💖
And Thor is one YOU'D WANT TO SLEEP WITH 😂🤣😉
@@francisturner2482 may be u but not me
"I once tries to murder someone in Singapore"
Kumail went *pokerface*
Kingo and Thor
5:07 "I didn't say I was successful"
Clearly "attempted murder" isn't on this man's dictionary lol
I clicked on this for Kumail! Just freakin love him! And he totally delivered! 🥰😍🥰😍
Me knowing that Chris’ first confession was true because of the amount of Marvel interviews I’ve watched
SAME!
The way kumail said this 😂😂"You repaired breast pumps at 14" is just hilarious 😆
Did they finally put real coffee in those cups because Chris seems to be enjoying it
nah it looked like water
0:19 They put something in it because Chris reacts strongly the first time he drinks.
I think they concealed dry ice on the table to produce steam,no steam is arising out of the "coffee".
Dipi Tickner isn’t that the cigarette smoke?
@@kristina_rr ,nah don't think so!
Anything Chris says is believeable 😂
ScarlettP halo effect
You again Ms. Scarlet
Thor finally got back to Kingo
WTF BRUH!!
and HE was selected for an ETERNAL??!!
Omg yes can you believe it !
@@implayerone8165???
Now I want to know what movie sent kumail's subconscious over the edge.
@Aidan Bhuiyan u bluffing or telling the truth
@@udaysingh-wr2kw mr indian that's not the meaning of bluffing
@@hsshshyyy8081 they are technically the same thing
@@udaysingh-wr2kw not really sir
@@hsshshyyy8081 then what does bluffing mean
I loved Kumail Nanjiani since The Big Sick. So happy to see him like this these days.
You know, I saw some stand up, and it wasn't my cup of tea. The movie, however, is fantastic. The guy is an amazing actor and story teller.
check out his new twilight zone episode
@@BrazenNL Silicon Valley. Thats his best/funniest show and he plays a big part in it. Incredibly underrated show.
@@pmaster1173 absolutely true words,
Silicon valley is underrated and this guy is too good!
"This is being aired on television"
"How about another joke, Jimmy?"
i need like 5 more rounds of them 3 together. this was gold!!
*By strangulation, pretty standard*
chris
“3 equally handsome men with beards”
Drax is also there but neither he has bread nor u can see him.
@@baisakshipradhan6770 Dave shouldn't have retired from Professional Wrestling after 'Mania this year I think he has at least another run in him and knowing how the business works, you never really retire from the sport unless you're Marc Mero.
This video is going to blow up even more when eternals comes out
I have high hopes for kumail he’s incredibly funny, really happy that he’s going to get more recognition
“I was theee aggressor.” 😭😭😭 MORE KUMAIL PLEASE!!
Man...must of been watching too much Hemsworth videos or any Marvel interviews because I instantly knew Hemsworth’s was true because he talked about it before
I KNOWWW!!!!
LiLi Guzman same 😂
I believe it was on an age of ultron interview with Evans
omg me too!!! the one with chris evans in age of ultron press tour!! 😂😂😂😂😂
LiLi Guzman I have been bing watching everything with the avengers or Chris in it lol
I love how Chris goes "I looked deep within his sould, he lying"
5:50 Jimmy: "I want more than 45... I want weeks with you" made me literally lol