Kumail Nanjiani Thought Someone Was Secretly Living in His Attic

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  • Kumail Nanjiani recalls thinking a man was secretly living in his attic and investigating the space to find out the truth.
    Original airdate: July 21, 2013
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  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 3 роки тому +277

    This reminds me of a video where a guy suspected his girlfriend was eating food in her sleep, so he put a video camera in the kitchen to see if it was her, but instead he caught footage of a homeless woman hiding inside a storage crawl space in his house.

    • @subsistence73
      @subsistence73 3 роки тому +6

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @peterDcontact
      @peterDcontact 3 роки тому +50

      It's ok, i didn't need sleep anyway

    • @Givulinovich
      @Givulinovich 3 роки тому +14

      That video actually scared me. Frogging is creepy as F.

    • @prestonbruchmiller497
      @prestonbruchmiller497 2 роки тому

      The guy was a stand up comedian and that was just his attempt to get internet famous.

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 Рік тому +1

      So he had 2 live-in girlfriends?

  • @claricereid9954
    @claricereid9954 2 роки тому +45

    Everytime I make pasta I say, "isn't this the colander that kumail died in?" And no one ever knows what I'm talking about 😅

    • @mollycorkle6628
      @mollycorkle6628 9 місяців тому

      Oh man that's as cold as ur colander. He's brilliant.

  • @Vejur9000
    @Vejur9000 2 роки тому +20

    You gotta love Kumail’s eyebrows. He’s a character, and so damn funny.

  • @liangshepherd
    @liangshepherd 3 роки тому +117

    One day I came home and my roommates told me there was someone wandering on our roof (one story house). And since we are all bunch of international students fresh off the boat we just concluded as 'this is AMERICA'.

    • @Shamuto7
      @Shamuto7 3 роки тому +5

      You should put booby traps lol

    • @KateBond642
      @KateBond642 2 роки тому +7

      Well...you weren't wrong there

    • @yup3111
      @yup3111 2 роки тому +1

      Bruuuuuuhhhhh yk that doesn’t only happen in America right 💀

    • @shahnoormaredia5269
      @shahnoormaredia5269 2 роки тому +1

      @@yup3111 that only happens in America

    • @yup3111
      @yup3111 2 роки тому

      @@shahnoormaredia5269 have u been to Mexico or lived there cause I have and surprisingly this has happened a lot so I don’t know what you are talking about but okay 👌

  • @francescaa8331
    @francescaa8331 3 роки тому +39

    Wonder if he's braver now with all those muscles?

  • @kwymard11
    @kwymard11 11 днів тому

    “ lies don’t pay the rent” got me 😂😂😂

  • @internziko
    @internziko 2 роки тому +20

    Doesn't matter how many times i watch this it's still hilarious

  • @uns33n
    @uns33n 2 роки тому +20

    My 100 year old grandma with dementia and alzheimers used to also insist there were men living in the attic.

    • @LawNerdAmber
      @LawNerdAmber 2 роки тому

      after the things we've heard lately, she might have been right!

  • @anakinslucien7193
    @anakinslucien7193 3 роки тому +13

    It's weird, I live in the top floor of the apartment building but I also sometimes hear footsteps

    • @DT-267K
      @DT-267K 2 роки тому +1

      Birds.

    • @CBs-House
      @CBs-House 2 роки тому +1

      there's people up there, seriously. I live on top floor and I guarantee you it's people going up there to hang out on the rooftop. I look out and see the people up there from my window which is located in an outcropping of the building so I can see up. It's illegal where I live so landlord said call the police, so I do every time. He said he would evict anybody caught up there as well.

  • @Pikapower7
    @Pikapower7 3 роки тому +17

    Chocolate cake! 🔪

  • @AShadyCharacter
    @AShadyCharacter 2 роки тому +24

    There's another stand-up comedian with a similar story, he and his friend searched all night for someone in the house, and he was eventually woken up by his friend talking to the homeless girl who was apparently in the house the whole time after they went to sleep... Anyone know who that was? And what special?

  • @theonlybonsu
    @theonlybonsu 3 роки тому +11

    Damn....This is what Kingo does in his spare time.?? 🤔😅

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 3 роки тому +35

    Kumail, thank you for _The Sound of Music_ reference!

  • @michellebobier4471
    @michellebobier4471 Рік тому +3

    “‘Cause if somebody’s there I’m just gonna murder them. ‘Stab stab stab, slit.’ Guys, there was somebody there, but I’ve killed them.” 🤣Brilliant real-life portrayal of so many scenes in horror movies where the protagonist hears frightening noises and then, instead of calling the police or otherwise going for help, investigates the noises himself, because that makes total sense.

  • @clarencethomas01
    @clarencethomas01 Рік тому +1

    It's Chicago, it's the wind. I've had the same thing happen to me when i lived there.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 3 роки тому +13

    Really funny story. Thank you.

  • @tadfisher4303
    @tadfisher4303 3 роки тому +6

    Was this at the Stargazer Lounge?

  • @PicoAndSepulveda
    @PicoAndSepulveda 3 роки тому +3

    Funny!

  • @timv1109
    @timv1109 7 місяців тому

    I had to revist his stand up so bad I had to look up his name via a archer episode and look up(voice actor for farooq) cause I can't remember my own name half the time lol

  • @juleswin7116
    @juleswin7116 3 роки тому +10

    Kumail is hilarious

  • @soryapum7932
    @soryapum7932 Місяць тому

    I did not know he was that hilarious!

  • @bebeysmael1.
    @bebeysmael1. Рік тому

    Beautiful 🎉🎉😊

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 3 роки тому +13

    Santa. Leave cookies and non dairy milk.
    Feed him. He will leave you presents in your un-flushed toilet.

  • @ecj17cel
    @ecj17cel 3 роки тому +5

    A ghost?

  • @mordecaidrake
    @mordecaidrake 2 роки тому

    He needs to drop some muscle again so he can find some sleeves

  • @questionmark1152
    @questionmark1152 3 роки тому +15

    He ain't Beta no more...
    #Trenbolonesandwiches

  • @irishsamurai9008
    @irishsamurai9008 2 роки тому

    This was before he was working out. And also he was funny in the Google movie with interns.

  • @shizukagozen777
    @shizukagozen777 2 роки тому +1

    And I thought there were owls in their attic. xD

  • @liberty9348
    @liberty9348 3 роки тому +10

    One of my favorite comedians, Louis CK, had a story similar to this with the WITCH in the kitchen at a rental home out in the wilderness. This story was just as funny :D

    • @Crett
      @Crett 2 роки тому +1

      Kumail’s not a pervert though

  • @marcossantana1312
    @marcossantana1312 3 роки тому +4

    Making pasta with crooked caulender

  • @nuudlman9215
    @nuudlman9215 3 роки тому +11

    His muscles disappeared

  • @dayngerkat6760
    @dayngerkat6760 3 роки тому +10

    I’d rather him tell me about his cycle

  • @CasepbX
    @CasepbX 3 роки тому +4

    So was the house just haunted or was it the pipes?

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 роки тому +1

      If it was the pipes, the noises wouldn't have stopped.

    • @CBs-House
      @CBs-House 2 роки тому +5

      considering how much time they took to go up there and how they were making all that noise about going up to check, it very well could have been a person who realized the jig was up and fled the scene through a window or something

  • @brandonreeves8579
    @brandonreeves8579 3 роки тому

    Hi

  • @JewBacca_
    @JewBacca_ Рік тому +1

    Not tryna be rude but why he always sound like his nose is clogged🤣

  • @pacefka
    @pacefka 2 роки тому +1

    This is terrible

  • @wesleyholder1759
    @wesleyholder1759 3 роки тому +2

    Really not funny

  • @amoebastampede9357
    @amoebastampede9357 Рік тому

    I love that Kumail states the fact "That is a... 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 reference" with the same tone of voice one would use to express an opinion.