The Wildest 10-Year-Old’s Birthday Party of All Time - Kumail Nanjiani

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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
  • Kumail Nanjiani once saw a cobra fight a mongoose at a child’s birthday party in Pakistan.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 359

  • @MrDemonWorm
    @MrDemonWorm 4 роки тому +344

    My own favorite part is, "There's a two-year-old watching, and not even crying. I bet he didn't cry a year after that."

    • @lordcublington
      @lordcublington 2 роки тому +1

      That’s not your favorite part

    • @RyanConnell5150
      @RyanConnell5150 2 роки тому +2

      My favorite part is when the audience sings "thank you very much" with him at the end.

    • @Twenty2246
      @Twenty2246 2 роки тому +3

      Mine is “see you again never, never see you again” the way he says it is just good for some reason

  • @BlueIdiotPie
    @BlueIdiotPie 3 роки тому +139

    "why are you taking so long? our souls are shrinking!" that line is so applicable in so many situations

  • @alastortheradiodemon7313
    @alastortheradiodemon7313 Рік тому +52

    My dad loves watching this comedian, To the point he loves to quote him.
    So when he came home from work on his birthday, I yelled out “HAPPY BIRTHDAY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!” And he was so happy!💓💓💓

  • @shmiggies9218
    @shmiggies9218 4 роки тому +402

    Mongoose (holding up snake's severed head after taking fifteen minutes to tear it to shreds):
    "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!"

  • @Nemo0279
    @Nemo0279 5 років тому +445

    "Master of potatoes" wouldn't have let this happen 😂😂

  • @joshuagorham6486
    @joshuagorham6486 Рік тому +14

    This is honestly one of my favorite standup bits of all time. So many great laughs packed into 8 minutes. I come back and watch it every so often and it still cracks me up.

  • @raramcgee4982
    @raramcgee4982 5 років тому +477

    Dude is mad talented... Good on TV too.

  • @jessicawinchester7184
    @jessicawinchester7184 5 років тому +567

    I want Kumail to narrate my life. Forget Morgan Freeman or Samuel L. Jackson. I want Kumail Nanjiani. 😂❤

  • @joshshields9155
    @joshshields9155 5 років тому +240

    RIP snake. You were a true warrior who never gave up

  • @Ottocide
    @Ottocide 5 років тому +614

    This guy is easily one of the best comedians this world has to offer.

    • @corywilson532
      @corywilson532 5 років тому +10

      You can tell cause he has TWO microphones.

    • @aboutashow
      @aboutashow 4 роки тому +5

      This is the first time a comedian has made me laugh to the point of breathlessness lol

    • @dzk
      @dzk 3 роки тому +2

      I guarantee he read this and fucking was working out his muscles.

    • @GrandDaddyCough
      @GrandDaddyCough 3 роки тому +1

      Umm you mean one of the best comedians in the marvel multiverse!

    • @Xpzilla
      @Xpzilla 3 роки тому

      Damn thats one hell of a compliment

  • @CG-cw3ps
    @CG-cw3ps 5 років тому +169

    *"Our souls are shrinking."*

  • @ramisgoogleacc702
    @ramisgoogleacc702 4 роки тому +139

    I remembered a similar thing as a kid only instead of “Aloo master” it was “Mister Aloo” Which is mr.potato. Trying to decide which is better.

    • @ramisgoogleacc702
      @ramisgoogleacc702 4 роки тому +13

      Bigfoot He who controls the potato controls the future. Aloo master is master of all.

    • @RedNucleus42
      @RedNucleus42 4 роки тому +6

      @@ramisgoogleacc702 This exchange just made my night.

  • @SailHatinSoap
    @SailHatinSoap 2 роки тому +23

    I come back to this video frequently for genuine laughter. This guy is great.

  • @marriumzakir1043
    @marriumzakir1043 4 роки тому +53

    I'm form Pakistan and this is so relatable 😂 I've also seen a street bear !!!!

    • @robiny.4395
      @robiny.4395 5 місяців тому

      Thanks for sharing your story and how this is relateable.

  • @sxvthzxe8255
    @sxvthzxe8255 4 роки тому +211

    “That should’ve been move #1”
    He needed meter 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @shreyapalodhi5268
    @shreyapalodhi5268 4 роки тому +23

    I laughed way more than I should have at the "Happy Birthday, thank you very much" song :D :D

  • @dronesandmotorcycles2514
    @dronesandmotorcycles2514 5 років тому +293

    Bruh this dude is hilarious

  • @wherefancytakesme
    @wherefancytakesme 3 роки тому +41

    *Young Kumail [crying]:* Stop, stop! He's already dead!

    • @QueenMabx
      @QueenMabx 3 роки тому

      😂 nice Simpsons reference

  • @fairycat23
    @fairycat23 3 роки тому +34

    The mongoose vs. cobra fight gave me flashbacks to this picture book about snakes I had when I was a kid. It mentioned that the mongoose is a predator for the snake. The pictures didn't even show them in contact, but upon remembering that, I was like, "Oh, the mongoose is gonna win and it's gonna eat the snake."

    • @beverlyharrold718
      @beverlyharrold718 2 роки тому +4

      riki tiki tavi?

    • @nasagi7388
      @nasagi7388 2 роки тому +1

      @@beverlyharrold718 That's exactly what I was thinking 😂

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink 5 років тому +341

    Hap-py burday!... Thank you very much! :D

  • @DraculaScreamer
    @DraculaScreamer Рік тому +3

    This is the third year in a row I have made sure to watch this on my birthday. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

  • @blupunk01
    @blupunk01 5 років тому +168

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

  • @palwashazafar1832
    @palwashazafar1832 4 роки тому +26

    "This guy is a player. Hide the women." I lost it at this.😂

  • @politicalgazebo8069
    @politicalgazebo8069 5 років тому +73

    Alexa, play happy birday, thank you very much

  • @Yayanonymity
    @Yayanonymity 5 років тому +513

    He is both holding and wearing a microphone.

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 5 років тому +16

      I am wondering the EXACT same thing...
      He's got a lapel mic, so why the handheld?

    • @darinaangelova2882
      @darinaangelova2882 5 років тому +44

      Maybe for back up? Maybe he brought a Pakistani mic and it didn't work...?
      OK, I'll show myself out...

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 5 років тому +49

      Thinking about it, the handheld mic is for his performance in the house, and the lapel mic is probably for the audio engineer for the video special
      I’ve seen situations where they use 8 mics for recording live speakers...

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 5 років тому +1

      Darina Angelova - haha, you’re funny...

    • @darinaangelova2882
      @darinaangelova2882 5 років тому +3

      @@CG-cw3ps It was just a joke 😊 I hope people would find it funny regardless where they're from. No offense to anyone :) we're all here for comedy.

  • @thirtyworld
    @thirtyworld 4 роки тому +21

    This is one of my favorite stand-up bits of all-time.

  • @AustinTexas6thStreet
    @AustinTexas6thStreet 5 років тому +161

    That birthday song is oddly and annoyingly catchy as hell!!!! It's weird and annoying but I don't think I can forget it now

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 4 роки тому +13

      Just in case you've forgotten several months later. 🎶"Happy birthday. Thank you very much." 🎶

  • @ARTSONICFAN990
    @ARTSONICFAN990 5 років тому +152

    5:25 WHO CARES? WE WIN! HIGH FIVE!

    • @ARTSONICFAN990
      @ARTSONICFAN990 5 років тому +1

      @Luc Bac Good one

    • @CantDraw-bq6pj
      @CantDraw-bq6pj 5 років тому +3

      The voice crack at the end only makes it funnier

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +1

      @Luc Bac Thank you very much

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 4 роки тому

      @Luc Bac Thank you very much!

  • @Future_Imperfect
    @Future_Imperfect 5 років тому +29

    Jamie, pull that up "Happy Birthday, Thank You Very Much".

  • @jackyyk6371
    @jackyyk6371 4 роки тому +74

    I laughed the hardest when he said we have laws..

  • @hollygamble15
    @hollygamble15 4 роки тому +57

    "the combatants"

  • @motion2wanderlust
    @motion2wanderlust 5 років тому +37

    Funny actor in Silicon Valley and even funnier here. Crazy story haha

  • @piratex7540
    @piratex7540 5 років тому +39

    "We don't have drinks"

  • @miizit641
    @miizit641 2 роки тому +1

    “Our souls are shrinking” is a phase I will use someday. It makes me grin every time I hear it.

  • @nombusongubane203
    @nombusongubane203 2 роки тому +5

    His excitement about the monkey is just so adorable 🐒🐒🐒

  • @mrs.dontmindme6542
    @mrs.dontmindme6542 3 роки тому +1

    This is my favorite Kumail bit...
    But it's ALL GOLD!

  • @DJSuave813
    @DJSuave813 5 років тому +80

    Gilfoyle disliked this video

  • @priyachoudhary9896
    @priyachoudhary9896 5 років тому +81

    I've been in my Bully's birthday. unbearable to witness one of the best moments of their life. always coming once a year.

    • @gur262
      @gur262 5 років тому +1

      Wait. So. I mean. There was the opportunity for ricinus oil or not?

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 5 років тому +1

      Joshua Mack .
      nope.

    • @AustinTexas6thStreet
      @AustinTexas6thStreet 5 років тому +1

      Makes you stronger and of better character on the long run.....depending on how you handle it

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 4 роки тому +3

      Or just sneak in a snake & a mongoose, let them loose & watch the fun begin.

  • @TheCastroson
    @TheCastroson 4 роки тому +4

    This was actually really good 😅 i literally just scrolled by it, said 'eh why not' i was really entertained. He didnt hold back hahaha

  • @captainfantabulous1414
    @captainfantabulous1414 5 років тому +63

    Hes in the eternals. Cant remember which character but hes made it. MCU

    • @therealbwells2024
      @therealbwells2024 5 років тому +2

      He's playing Kingo

    • @Claytown
      @Claytown 5 років тому +2

      He did silicon valley for years now

    • @shegotit143
      @shegotit143 5 років тому +3

      He also was the character Pawney in Men in Black: International

    • @therealbwells2024
      @therealbwells2024 5 років тому

      @@shegotit143 yep

    • @itsmekaustav77
      @itsmekaustav77 5 років тому +10

      I mean he got nominated for best original screenplay Oscar for The Big Sick, but sure playing a spandex clad superhero is what decides making it in the entertainment industry these days.

  • @preddyshite6342
    @preddyshite6342 5 років тому +13

    Not gonna lie, I take this guy for granted

  • @imperialchalice
    @imperialchalice 5 років тому +23

    Our souls are shrinking 😂

  • @PoeticProse7
    @PoeticProse7 4 роки тому +6

    Where's my BIRTHDAY MONKEY?!?!?!?!

  • @pettynettie5514
    @pettynettie5514 11 місяців тому

    I've been looking for this for YEARS!!! Comedy gold!!! 😂😂😂

  • @WileChile51
    @WileChile51 4 роки тому +3

    One of my favorite jokes of all time.

  • @Nasir42204
    @Nasir42204 5 років тому +28

    This dude funny

  • @MatrixEmulator
    @MatrixEmulator 5 років тому +23

    love this guy, I also oved his episode of the Comedian on the new Twilight Zone!

  • @lynette599
    @lynette599 3 роки тому +3

    _Everybody should watch *THE BIG SICK 2017*, co-written by Kumail, featuring Kumail and Emily Blunt...THE BEST ROMANTIC COMEDY I've ever seen - he is a GREAT actor...SOoo believable in his role...filled with brilliant moments._

  • @DianaAmericaRivero
    @DianaAmericaRivero Рік тому +1

    "I must walk this way, or else the pain comes." 😂😂😢

  • @Newton-Reuther
    @Newton-Reuther 2 місяці тому

    I watch this every year on my birthday!

  • @Sold.Out.For.Freeee
    @Sold.Out.For.Freeee 4 роки тому +2

    i loved it superb kumail nanjiani!!

  • @dylanowens9880
    @dylanowens9880 3 роки тому +2

    I love Danesh, he's awesome

  • @McMaster1471
    @McMaster1471 4 роки тому +3

    *_HAPPY BURDAYYY... THANK YOU VERY MUCH!_*

  • @4Timesdafunky
    @4Timesdafunky 4 роки тому +3

    Who would've thought that this guy right here would inspire me to get fit and healthy. Good job Kumail and thank you.

  • @LadyAmadala98
    @LadyAmadala98 5 років тому +6

    Happy birthday...thank you very much...happy birthday...thank you very much...ha

  • @theshadow9238
    @theshadow9238 2 роки тому +1

    He NEEDS a Netflix special

  • @alexiswilliamsinc
    @alexiswilliamsinc 4 роки тому +5

    “Our souls are shrinking.” I felt that. Darn it, Kumail! I was trying to escape for a second.... 😭

  • @ladyturantulo
    @ladyturantulo 4 роки тому +9

    I herd this joke ONCE and I'm now singing this to myself at work. XD

  • @rafthethinker4948
    @rafthethinker4948 4 роки тому +7

    WHAT KIND OF VIDEO ITS THIS!? THERE'S NOT EVEN A MONKEY?
    😂

  • @athena854
    @athena854 9 місяців тому

    I would give anything for a whole standup special that’s just Kumail telling childhood stories.

  • @The_UmbrellaMan
    @The_UmbrellaMan 3 роки тому +2

    I now want to be exclusively known as' "Master of Potatoes".

  • @glock2119
    @glock2119 5 років тому +7

    Mongoose vs tasmanian devil would be crazy.

  • @9shazad
    @9shazad 5 років тому +5

    Funny thing is shit like this actually happeneds in Pakistan depending what city or villlage your from kumail we love you 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 funniest guy and loved his movie stuber 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @nickmaldonado5441
    @nickmaldonado5441 4 роки тому +5

    He's just so cute

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 5 років тому +20

    that should have been move no. 1....our souls r shrinkin!!! hahahahhaha
    bruh this was hardcore fkd up comedy
    OMFG EPIC!!!!!

  • @75smurfette
    @75smurfette 5 років тому +4

    Now I know what I'm doing for my birthday next year!!

  • @Ludifant
    @Ludifant 5 років тому +24

    I really find it hard to believe that this man is even a half decent Java-programmer.

    • @rasaecnai
      @rasaecnai 5 років тому +3

      well actually he graduated with a computer science degree from Grinnell University in Iowa. he also said that he worked a computer science job while he worked and mastered his stand up skills.
      ua-cam.com/video/C5Y8prO5bvs/v-deo.html
      www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2017/05/22/comedian-kumail-nanjiani-offers-advice-grinnell-grads-takes-steve-king/336766001/

    • @Thedogofdoom1997
      @Thedogofdoom1997 5 років тому +2

      I used to listen to his and his wife's podcast back in like 2011/2012. He actually explicitly says a handful of times on that show that he was terrible at coding and couldn't explain what an ISP was in his first interview. He ended up never really using his degree.

  • @JQuattro
    @JQuattro 5 років тому +5

    This guy is awesome! hahah

  • @edwconr
    @edwconr Рік тому

    Thanks for posting. Not many people know that mongoose and snakes do fight, and the mongoose usually triumphs. However, such a fight was featured in the film 'La Rue De Cases Negres' (Black Shack Alley) about a french-Caribbean island nation 5/5stars; worth a view as it is a great film.

  • @cerebraltackle
    @cerebraltackle 3 роки тому +2

    "Like one guy, alone in a room, looking in the mirror..."
    Me: Oh, you mean that's not normal? 😞

  • @honeymoonavenue97
    @honeymoonavenue97 2 роки тому

    I still can’t find this iconic song anywhere online.

  • @MambisMind
    @MambisMind 5 років тому +32

    PETA wants to know your location

  • @mandymoore5774
    @mandymoore5774 4 роки тому +1

    Idk why it took me so long to find this guy hilarious 😂

  • @AustinTexas6thStreet
    @AustinTexas6thStreet 5 років тому +7

    I may be mistaken, but I believe the copyright has recently ran out on the famous Birthday Song

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 5 років тому +2

      David Belcher - copyright..!
      Haha, no one has ever paid a royalty on that song. Pretty sure you can do what you want with it.

    • @fletchergonzalez3788
      @fletchergonzalez3788 5 років тому +3

      @@TheWorld_2099 yes they very much have

  • @leesteal4458
    @leesteal4458 5 років тому +12

    I cannot believe that the mongoose won. Snakes were brought to the cane fields to get rid of mongoose.

    • @craigemanuel4883
      @craigemanuel4883 5 років тому +23

      nope. snakes were brought to the cane fields to get rid of rats. Mongoose were brought to get rid of snakes.

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant 5 років тому +5

      Mongooses and snakes are actually quite evenly matched: Look at this video from the smithsonian: ua-cam.com/video/OyuIAUlL5IU/v-deo.html the mongoose gets struck and walks away from one of the deadliest snakes (cobra) after being hit. It´s quite cool to see.

    • @Eastra3
      @Eastra3 4 роки тому +2

      Craig Emanuel yeah when I heard Mongoose vs Some Cobra snake, I knew the snake was going to lose. You need a big snake to beat that thing, but a big snake would be unfair to the mongoose. It’s hard to get that matchup even.

    • @theresisty7122
      @theresisty7122 4 роки тому +5

      Clearly you have never read the masterpiece of children's literature that is Rikki-Tikki-Tavi.

  • @jeremyblackwater439
    @jeremyblackwater439 4 роки тому +3

    That should have been move number 1😭😅

  • @waddee30
    @waddee30 2 роки тому

    In Thailand they just sing the traditional melody with the verse "Happy birthday to you" four times in a row and that is the song. And that is their song.

  • @dumbslayer5020
    @dumbslayer5020 5 років тому +3

    Sounds....aGoNiZiNg

  • @tylerdanielson7761
    @tylerdanielson7761 4 роки тому +2

    Roght before he said the obscure Pakistani knock off birthday song I got a big drink of water

  • @jonnyt5491
    @jonnyt5491 5 років тому +6

    I know this is an older show but still one of his best! Also watch silicon valley and the big sick that got snubbed from the Oscars a couple years ago

  • @bikespj22
    @bikespj22 3 роки тому +2

    Just think. this guy is the next avenger

  • @aabbb5029
    @aabbb5029 5 років тому +16

    anyone else immediately searching for mongoose vs. snake clips?

  • @deepfriedewok
    @deepfriedewok 5 років тому +62

    he stretches the truth a looot about stuff that happens in Pakistan and people must think that it's all normal truth.. but it's hilarious anyway lol

    • @xtiros2672
      @xtiros2672 5 років тому +26

      That's what all comedian do if they didn't they would be telling hour long stories about what they had for breakfast

    • @hungrybearcub_films
      @hungrybearcub_films 5 років тому +26

      Its not the stories that are funny mostly.. its the comedian's point of view and perspective of the story! Yes its stretched and sometimes details are added.. but thats where the laughs come from!!

    • @deepfriedewok
      @deepfriedewok 5 років тому +6

      @@hungrybearcub_films you nailed it

    • @dukedizzy
      @dukedizzy 4 роки тому +9

      Dude u have never seen those monkey shows in Pakistan? He reenacted the monkey part perfectly. Also those snake show guys do show up at the house for entertainment purposes. Idk about the mongoose and snake fight but i honestly think it could happen too.

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 4 роки тому +4

      You must think American stand-up is not extremely stretched truths. That's how all stand-ups are. Americans know, and they accept it.

  • @SnarkyCharms
    @SnarkyCharms 4 роки тому +4

    I would LOVE to titled the master of potatoes.

  • @ragytag
    @ragytag 5 років тому +7

    What a horrific story lol 😭

  • @asantitracey6612
    @asantitracey6612 4 роки тому

    Yooo I would have loved this birthday party 😂😂😂😂 happy birthday. Thank you very much. I knew this was gonna happen to the snake. I read animal books/ Nat geo 😂😂😂

  • @ericwhatley5831
    @ericwhatley5831 5 років тому +8

    GS Kumail Nanjiani

  • @samkonstan6272
    @samkonstan6272 Рік тому

    the dude at 2:15 screaming “yeah” when Kumail says the fact that you accept that is racist

  • @BrohemSd
    @BrohemSd 3 роки тому +2

    I just realized this is Prismo from adventure time

  • @94XJ
    @94XJ Рік тому

    Happy birthday!

  • @jamison-jake
    @jamison-jake 23 дні тому

    It’s been so long since I heard the birthday song that I have hardly any idea how it goes.

  • @christophermoreno8974
    @christophermoreno8974 4 роки тому

    Love you Kumail.

  • @HokiePitcher22
    @HokiePitcher22 Рік тому +1

    How did he put the microphone behind his back and it didn't get any quieter???? 🤔

  • @Rxhanhub
    @Rxhanhub 4 роки тому

    Lol isn't to weird that this dude look he's bullet proof now😂😂😂..no one's gonna laugh now unless he tells them he's joking😂😂😂💯💯💯

  • @dreamgirl1937
    @dreamgirl1937 2 роки тому

    i had to pause the video cuz i was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe .

  • @sahalanimation
    @sahalanimation 2 роки тому +1

    i wonder if he's gonna do stand up again now that he's a jacked marvel superhero, i miss him doing stand up.

  • @shashwatbose14
    @shashwatbose14 2 роки тому

    Snake and mongoose fight is also shown in India although it is really uncommon right now or at least in urban population. I saw it when I was a kid but as far as I remember the snake charmer stopped the fight before cobra would get seriously injured or my mom moved me away from there.

  • @jamiegallett427
    @jamiegallett427 3 роки тому +1

    Why cant I find a version of this birthday song on youtube?

  • @infinitetenzer042
    @infinitetenzer042 3 роки тому

    That song was hilarious 😉😂😄

  • @wolfie9229
    @wolfie9229 4 роки тому

    I was just thinking of this joke when the clip came next.
    UA-cam is reading my mind! 😮