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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • A pawn shop customer inquires about supplies for a mysterious and seemingly dangerous activity.
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  • @KeyAndPeele
    @KeyAndPeele  5 років тому +6389

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    • @winro7436
      @winro7436 5 років тому +27

      Sup!

    • @terronisaac8525
      @terronisaac8525 5 років тому +48

      Key & Peele great! These sketches need to live on forever! Thank you!

    • @oogabooga2581
      @oogabooga2581 5 років тому +12

      meh was alright

    • @hihi-xs6id
      @hihi-xs6id 5 років тому +12

      When did you get you're own channel

    • @threeisthemagicnumbercalif4540
      @threeisthemagicnumbercalif4540 5 років тому +8

      Key & Peele
      Thank you gentlemen.
      I appreciate the warm welcome.
      If I may one day buy you lunch. Please let me know. You’ve made my son smile and inspired him in the arts.
      Keep me posted.
      Marcus in Los Angeles.

  • @GaryIV
    @GaryIV 2 роки тому +15068

    I like that his plan required explosives to break the glass windows but when it comes to solid steel bank vault doors, he just thinks skating into it fast will do the trick

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 2 роки тому +586

      Works for the coyote in these nature documentations...

    • @choshow86
      @choshow86 Рік тому +105

      Wile e coyote did it

    • @CptnMango9108
      @CptnMango9108 Рік тому +84

      @@MyRegardsToTheDodo the simulations confirm so

    • @arturofletcher
      @arturofletcher Рік тому +201

      Wdym?? It makes perfect sense. If you move fast enough your body's atoms will phase through the atoms of the steel bank door. I've seen this work countless times in comic books

    • @warpednight
      @warpednight Рік тому +15

      @@arturofletcher 💀

  • @JS-sv4ol
    @JS-sv4ol 4 роки тому +11008

    “I’ll take my chances.
    ...with Christmas”

    • @cryodummy7710
      @cryodummy7710 4 роки тому +150

      Gotta be prepared, Santa isn’t joking this year

    • @yeahmhmmrightokaymhmmyeahsure
      @yeahmhmmrightokaymhmmyeahsure 4 роки тому +21

      😂😂😂

    • @damanimcclain2065
      @damanimcclain2065 3 роки тому +63

      “It’s April”

    • @theblazer3665
      @theblazer3665 3 роки тому +11

      @@damanimcclain2065 It's never to early to worry about christmas

    • @bradleylovej
      @bradleylovej 3 роки тому +4

      OMG that killed me. The pause ...I'll take my chances, like he could not be convinced a suit of armor wouldn't work against bullets.

  • @junificakhorowitz7350
    @junificakhorowitz7350 5 років тому +6426

    The judgment behind those glasses is tangible 😂😂😂

    • @alchemic85
      @alchemic85 5 років тому +127

      palpable

    • @officialfortunex
      @officialfortunex 4 роки тому +98

      "mmmm hmmmm..." 😂😂

    • @jamaalsq8134
      @jamaalsq8134 4 роки тому +20

      Junificak Horowitz top notch acting

    • @joeybonarrigo8703
      @joeybonarrigo8703 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Mimi-ss3xx
      @Mimi-ss3xx 4 роки тому +3

      Junificak Horowitz from the jump! Even when he was knocking the door 😂

  • @crandonborth
    @crandonborth Рік тому +2932

    “I need zip lines for my… um… grandmother” truly amazing!!!

    • @nsjx
      @nsjx Рік тому +11

      woops i just wrote the same thing ha. t'was genius

    • @OldNavajoTricks
      @OldNavajoTricks 4 місяці тому

      Hey, stairlifts are expensive and gravity is free.
      5-1pulley system to haul her ass back upstairs.

  • @tarishahmedb8604
    @tarishahmedb8604 4 роки тому +15476

    Heist 101 : Never buy all the stuff from the same store.

    • @kabelomasemolazippy
      @kabelomasemolazippy 4 роки тому +519

      damn i didnt know that, i just all my heist equipment from one store do you recon i return it

    • @Patrick-ev5ye
      @Patrick-ev5ye 4 роки тому +175

      @Sirpa Yea from the same scene where Walt completely transforms into Heisenberg.

    • @HelenKN
      @HelenKN 4 роки тому +12

      kabelo masemola 🤣

    • @lovefromthesouth91
      @lovefromthesouth91 4 роки тому +144

      Heist 102: don’t rob a bank because you’ll probably get caught

    • @drethethinker6418
      @drethethinker6418 4 роки тому +99

      Even better...don't buy all the stuff...have accomplices go to different stores and buy items...or just receive the items from various associates.

  • @X.L.B1
    @X.L.B1 Рік тому +1203

    The way he said “In a cartoooonnn money baaaag.” Had me weak 😂😂

    • @charlesthin4621
      @charlesthin4621 7 місяців тому +14

      The guy is pretty confident and unphased throughout. But this moment is the payoff of that. Great character buildup, at least on his end.

    • @adredy
      @adredy 4 місяці тому

      dont think about bomb :D

    • @shipso6116
      @shipso6116 4 місяці тому +1

      @@charlesthin4621 Just found that jewel of a video. Wanted to say something about "at least on his end" part. Seems to me that they both deserve the praise because imho the second "goofy" character has a big role in said character buildup. I see here highlight by contrast.

    • @FlamingElmo
      @FlamingElmo 3 місяці тому

      ​@@shipso6116 Yes.

  • @jaxelt1
    @jaxelt1 3 роки тому +8062

    Peele's pawn shop owner voice is dead on. Masterwork.

    • @Ladykyra101
      @Ladykyra101 3 роки тому +152

      And his non-verbal cues are stellar. Always great work from these guys! 🌟

    • @Mecal00
      @Mecal00 2 роки тому +149

      I love his "mmmhmm" in response to "Let's say somebody was to manufacture their own zip line..." 😆

    • @dylancarter2673
      @dylancarter2673 2 роки тому +27

      Reminds me of prop Joe from the wire

    • @babsbybend
      @babsbybend 2 роки тому +19

      "Thwarted Terrorist Attract" headline on the newspaper suggests that maybe it's already been tried.

    • @buffymcmuffin5361
      @buffymcmuffin5361 2 роки тому +17

      YES. The best part. He's seen it all before.

  • @TheRoomy
    @TheRoomy 2 роки тому +323

    Jordan plays the "I've heard it all" guy so damn well in this.

  • @りりぃ-d3s
    @りりぃ-d3s 3 роки тому +4739

    "Florida man wearing top half medieval armor with bow and shotgun shells attached to arrows tries to break into bank"

  • @jommysalami227
    @jommysalami227 4 роки тому +17097

    It should have ended with him watching his nieces and nephews opening ridiculous christmas presents

  • @paulst6862
    @paulst6862 3 роки тому +30451

    I would’ve sold him everything he wanted just to see him on the news.

  • @moonpluto
    @moonpluto 2 роки тому +887

    Key is an oscar worthy actor. They're both brilliant but Key here is just phenomenal. Excellent accent and mannerisms. Totally captures the type.

    • @melissamoonchild9216
      @melissamoonchild9216 Рік тому +4

      seriously hes barely recognizable

    • @Universal_Friendship
      @Universal_Friendship Рік тому +3

      Which is which

    • @vulpesmacrotis1990
      @vulpesmacrotis1990 11 місяців тому +21

      @@Universal_Friendship Key is the bald, tall one and Peele is the shorter one playing the pawn shop owner

    • @KonaTheDragon
      @KonaTheDragon 10 місяців тому +5

      “Well, I’ll take my chances.. with Christmas!” 😬
      The most genuine recovery I’ve ever seen in Hollywood. It’s always so forced and lame

    • @superartstudio
      @superartstudio 5 місяців тому

      Nah, he’s acting correctly, but not politically correctly.

  • @badjab326
    @badjab326 5 років тому +14345

    I would have loved to see a clip of him successfully robbing a bank using this method 😂

    • @shbt8875
      @shbt8875 5 років тому +23

      badjab326 😂😂😂

    • @krischealgomez9806
      @krischealgomez9806 5 років тому +163

      Trying and failing is good enough

    • @crimsonnite9291
      @crimsonnite9291 5 років тому +190

      Lmao that would've been super funny. I wonder if they thought of doing that but they didn't want to use their budget on one clip.

    • @KazutoSAO47
      @KazutoSAO47 5 років тому +32

      Payday 2 guest starring Key! Lol

    • @badjab326
      @badjab326 5 років тому +33

      @@KazutoSAO47 I'd buy the hell out of that DLC lol

  • @rikjamesguitare
    @rikjamesguitare 3 роки тому +16142

    Imagine planning a heist for YEARS, and the only source you have for study is Loony Tunes.
    Thats this guy.

  • @brodybevop6002
    @brodybevop6002 5 років тому +27821

    As a Floridian I can confirm that this screams south Florida

    • @taitokubo7531
      @taitokubo7531 5 років тому +112

      Go Bulls !

    • @Abels-Adventures
      @Abels-Adventures 5 років тому +140

      Hey Florida gang

    • @d.pressley1749
      @d.pressley1749 5 років тому +163

      I live in Florida too go bulls is right... however why was I thinking of the stores near USF and it’s shady characters in Tampa lol

    • @taitokubo7531
      @taitokubo7531 5 років тому +27

      @@d.pressley1749 lol Ayye Yeah everywhere near campus is a little suspect, USF is great though

    • @jgangsta33
      @jgangsta33 5 років тому +4

      Truth lmao

  • @WatanabeNoTsuna.
    @WatanabeNoTsuna. Рік тому +175

    No matter how many times I watch this, I'm grinning like a morron through the entire sketch... But that "It's April..." always sends me over the edge! 😂 🤣 😂

  • @minenhlecele5240
    @minenhlecele5240 3 роки тому +5538

    "I Feel like i need to tell you the suit of armor won't deflect bullets,.. I'll take my chances" I almost died😂😂

  • @KelticTim
    @KelticTim 3 роки тому +9701

    “It’s April” is the sneakiest, funniest line in the whole sketch.

    • @coldworldkel
      @coldworldkel 3 роки тому +113

      No it’s not..

    • @KelticTim
      @KelticTim 3 роки тому +697

      @@coldworldkel thank you for letting me know my opinion, based entirely on what I find funny, is wrong. Glad to know you know my sense of humor better than I do.

    • @darthjarjar5230
      @darthjarjar5230 3 роки тому +75

      It is

    • @coldworldkel
      @coldworldkel 3 роки тому +34

      @@darthjarjar5230 no... it’s not

    • @darthjarjar5230
      @darthjarjar5230 3 роки тому +92

      @@coldworldkel really is tho

  • @thatboi2949
    @thatboi2949 5 років тому +4890

    I died at the end when he said “it’s April “

    • @jamesjgriffin7972
      @jamesjgriffin7972 5 років тому +3

      Me too

    • @eggimage
      @eggimage 5 років тому +32

      For a sec i thought he said “be safe, bro” lol

    • @Baphelon
      @Baphelon 5 років тому +4

      The perfect punchline

    • @PilarHurdle2
      @PilarHurdle2 5 років тому +10

      April fools.... 😅

    • @Michelle-nc1bj
      @Michelle-nc1bj 5 років тому +1

      That boi :/ I was your 333rd like

  • @gorf2328
    @gorf2328 Рік тому +604

    love that at the end, Peele's reading a newspaper that says "Thrwarted Terrorist Attack", implying that he just stopped Key from committing terrorism

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Рік тому +46

      You think that In the time it took Peele to convince Key to leave, the newspapers learned of the story, printed it, peele bought a copy, then opened it up, then said "its April."

    • @shadowoflugia
      @shadowoflugia Рік тому +3

      Omg I didn’t notice that 😂

    • @BlackNightJack
      @BlackNightJack 6 місяців тому +7

      Robbing a bank isn't terrorism.

    • @pugachevskobra5636
      @pugachevskobra5636 6 місяців тому +7

      It is when you use an improvised explosive device.

    • @LegoJunk128
      @LegoJunk128 5 місяців тому +4

      Keegan was tryna get froggy

  • @ryanjito
    @ryanjito 5 років тому +2606

    “I’ll take my chances...with Christmas!” 😂😂😊

  • @Bannermun8089
    @Bannermun8089 3 роки тому +972

    I Love how the most unrealistic thing he was looking for is a “cartoon money bag”

  • @bhilbwift52
    @bhilbwift52 3 роки тому +2201

    The voices they have for each sketch is amazing, they’re so good at them

    • @erichquinones598
      @erichquinones598 3 роки тому +19

      That's why they're millionaires

    • @j.b.macdirty6202
      @j.b.macdirty6202 2 роки тому +5

      @@erichquinones598 amen

    • @AmaraFerris
      @AmaraFerris Рік тому +8

      Keegan’s wife is a dialect coach. I think she’s been highly influential behind the scenes. K&P have tremendous talent and are masters at their craft.

    • @cadaver1372
      @cadaver1372 Рік тому +2

      I love both of their voices. They do an amazing job brining their characters to life.

  • @TalonMerlin777
    @TalonMerlin777 2 роки тому +160

    The man has dreams and he doesn't care if they're overly ambitious, he's going to chase after them anyway.
    We need more people like him.

    • @moharshad6882
      @moharshad6882 5 місяців тому

      Yes totally agree, like that one dude who said bless you after someone sneezed and instead of them saying thank you back, they started yapping “why’d you break into my house” and stuff like that, just be kind

  • @nishant_kumar
    @nishant_kumar 3 роки тому +2689

    "Merry Christmas!"
    "It's April"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @romanbellic2178
      @romanbellic2178 3 роки тому +27

      I was searching for this comment lol

    • @liamdohertyj
      @liamdohertyj 3 роки тому +6

      @@romanbellic2178 yea if i didn’t find it i’d comment it myself 😂

    • @londonalicante
      @londonalicante 3 роки тому +3

      april 1st?

    • @jerkkub
      @jerkkub 3 роки тому +3

      @@romanbellic2178 Why would you search for it?

    • @DrinkElectrolytes
      @DrinkElectrolytes 3 роки тому +2

      The best line in the whole sketch lol

  • @Khandrake
    @Khandrake 4 роки тому +9330

    I can't believe how natural that suit of armor looked in that pawn shop

    • @apxllo717
      @apxllo717 3 роки тому +254

      My uncle owns a pawn shop. The suits of armor are very common. I have 3 decorating my apartment!

    • @rsantana389
      @rsantana389 3 роки тому +173

      Actually it's very interesting what they did camera wise with the armor. The armor is constantly appearing in the background of some takes until 1:00. Then it appears again at 1:47, as Key became also aware of it. Very clever. It's a surprise for both Key and the spectators.

    • @Tommyoda
      @Tommyoda 3 роки тому +17

      When suit of armor reminds you of this clip forever.

    • @dieseldabz7104
      @dieseldabz7104 3 роки тому +3

      Why?

    • @dieseldabz7104
      @dieseldabz7104 3 роки тому +4

      @@apxllo717 Sure you do kid..... You have any idea what those REAL ones are worth? Of course you don't...

  • @edbohi2389
    @edbohi2389 5 років тому +1832

    I love how Peele just slyly takes the bow off the counter when he realized just how crazy Key was

    • @GabrielDelgado-sz7te
      @GabrielDelgado-sz7te 5 років тому +10

      Even funnier was keys reaction to his action.. lol "uuhohhhh"

  • @yourlastfoe
    @yourlastfoe 2 роки тому +36

    The surprise when he first sees the suit of armor gets me every time.

  • @yurrye7243
    @yurrye7243 4 роки тому +6285

    *Oh, just doin some Christmas shopping*
    Sir it’s April.

  • @TheNotoriousKID
    @TheNotoriousKID 4 роки тому +10234

    This is live action video of Wile E Coyote shopping at the ACME outlet.

    • @akuljamwal3085
      @akuljamwal3085 4 роки тому +318

      "how fast does the the rocket go?"
      "Sir I have to ask you what are you planning"
      "Nah, nothing just shopping for 4th of July.... Anyway what if you attach a saddle to it?"

    • @TheNotoriousKID
      @TheNotoriousKID 4 роки тому +40

      Akul Jamwal 😂

    • @iREZARECTEM
      @iREZARECTEM 4 роки тому +115

      and do you think it's fast enough to overtake a road runner? Theoretically! Not that I would ever actually chase one down. I'm just curious..

    • @jeffrysailer3299
      @jeffrysailer3299 4 роки тому +4

      @@TheNotoriousKID nnnn b nnnnn n n,,no BBVA g

    • @SamuelJS4
      @SamuelJS4 4 роки тому +13

      Underrated comment

  • @samuelpierre2652
    @samuelpierre2652 5 років тому +11099

    Plot Twist: The store owner already tried this and failed and is trying to warn him that it won't work

  • @buffyamcha4655
    @buffyamcha4655 10 місяців тому +28

    "I'll take my chances.. With Christmas" 😂😂

  • @rynox77
    @rynox77 5 років тому +4614

    We need more of this character. He is hilarious.

    • @westingtyler1
      @westingtyler1 5 років тому +23

      the buyer or the seller?

    • @daddyblickmans7441
      @daddyblickmans7441 5 років тому +115

      @@Nesakysiutau so was the seller🤣

    • @daddyblickmans7441
      @daddyblickmans7441 5 років тому +23

      "Its april"

    • @bart0nboy
      @bart0nboy 5 років тому +14

      Look up "Do you do poison?". Its a British sketch a little bit similar.

    • @Lov_meister
      @Lov_meister 5 років тому +3

      They have to do a part 2!!
      The person this is for they only need the top half...they don't need the legs!

  • @keatongrider1527
    @keatongrider1527 5 років тому +6526

    This is how every meeting between Bruce Wayne and Lucius Fox sounded in The Dark Knight trilogy

    • @The_Totes_Adorbs
      @The_Totes_Adorbs 5 років тому +183

      That's funny. I actually chortled at that.

    • @altair5870
      @altair5870 5 років тому +368

      (Fox introduces military-grade equipment)
      Fox: So, whats your interest in it Mr. Wayne?
      Bruce: I wanna borrow it.... For... uuhhh... spelunking...
      Fox: Spelunking?
      Bruce: Yeah, you know, cave diving?
      Fox: You expecting to run in too much gunfire in these caves?
      Ahhh. Those lucius and bruce moments were good times

    • @theempresss
      @theempresss 5 років тому +29

      I'm crying

    • @WingsOfAltair
      @WingsOfAltair 5 років тому +19

      @@theempresss licks tears

    • @BREDBOX
      @BREDBOX 5 років тому +5

      Keaton Grider LMAOOOOOO

  • @kimonobe278
    @kimonobe278 5 років тому +2635

    Love these two men. They can literally pull off any characters.

    • @superbros1690
      @superbros1690 5 років тому +8

      I agree

    • @AR-zf7wu
      @AR-zf7wu 5 років тому +5

      Idk hard to beat bob and David from mr. Show

    • @_6doughver
      @_6doughver 5 років тому +7

      so true , i always forget that they're fictional characters , i still believe megan is a real woman lol

    • @markgreen8276
      @markgreen8276 5 років тому

      Agreed, pure gold 😊

    • @ramitinmahashol4523
      @ramitinmahashol4523 5 років тому +2

      Literally copied a comment.

  • @EMAINIE
    @EMAINIE Рік тому +69

    Key’s mouth movements are fucking gold.

    • @westie430
      @westie430 Рік тому +9

      Spot on😂😂 Looks like a crazy dude who's seen too many drugs in his day🤣

  • @zoelongway1436
    @zoelongway1436 5 років тому +649

    “It’s April” Lmao Key and Peele is hilarious

  • @Neurotripsicks
    @Neurotripsicks 5 років тому +3023

    Ahh yes I also do my Christmas shopping at a pawn shop

    • @mr.l.l.1781
      @mr.l.l.1781 5 років тому +100

      in April.

    • @louisaude6880
      @louisaude6880 5 років тому +61

      To be fair that's probably smarter than doing it all on the 24th.

    • @MrSonis3
      @MrSonis3 5 років тому +4

      St. Nick is the patron saint of pawns shops.

    • @saulloll8547
      @saulloll8547 5 років тому +3

      I've bought a few console for cheap there :'(

    • @drlu3823
      @drlu3823 5 років тому +5

      especially when it's APRIL

  • @flippaskipskipparooni4150
    @flippaskipskipparooni4150 5 років тому +2198

    This feels like every retail cashier's daily life.

    • @Ari_princess21
      @Ari_princess21 5 років тому +36

      It is I used to do retail and I got several customers like this daily I kid you not

    • @africaart
      @africaart 5 років тому +14

      In real life, he would ask him to leave very early. "We don't have anything you want"

    • @allenmckinney9533
      @allenmckinney9533 5 років тому +24

      I once had a drunk guy that wanted to buy a 4pk of beer cans but didn't have enough money. He was sober enough to understand the not having enough money part so he took one can off the the pack and asked how much that would be.

    • @flippaskipskipparooni4150
      @flippaskipskipparooni4150 5 років тому +22

      @@allenmckinney9533 I had a tweaker once grab almost everything from the candy isle 10 minutes before closing, make me scan it all up, and then come to the realization she didn't have enough on her EBT card to buy a single candy bar; guess who had to restock that isle.

    • @allenmckinney9533
      @allenmckinney9533 5 років тому +9

      @@flippaskipskipparooni4150 yep been there. I work nights after closing now because I've lost my patience for dealing with people.

  • @KMRB951
    @KMRB951 Рік тому +138

    These dudes are hilarious and also great actors!

  • @hmwoof6272
    @hmwoof6272 5 років тому +1655

    I just died when at the end he said “.....in a cartoon money bag💰!!” 😂

  • @LilyStRemy
    @LilyStRemy 5 років тому +14730

    Florida man preparing to raid Area 51 on September 20th

    • @greywilds_2765
      @greywilds_2765 5 років тому +102

      Damn it Florida man is back at it again. How can one man do so many weird things at once?

    • @safetydoggo9059
      @safetydoggo9059 5 років тому +43

      I was just thinking about area 51 once he was talking about the roller skates

    • @Perfectkk123
      @Perfectkk123 5 років тому +4

      @@safetydoggo9059 00q

    • @Username-or9nr
      @Username-or9nr 5 років тому +3

      savage

    • @cmrobbins88
      @cmrobbins88 5 років тому +17

      What a dumbass . . . you can’t Naruto Run on roller skates. He won’t be able to dodge the bullets.

  • @antoniocarter737
    @antoniocarter737 5 років тому +4217

    "I'll just watch one Key and Peele video," I said. "I can stop whenever I want," I said.

  • @robertcaie8157
    @robertcaie8157 Рік тому +21

    "-and the zipline is for my...... Grandmother..."
    had me dead

  • @thewab1974
    @thewab1974 5 років тому +3895

    Key: “Merry Christmas.”
    Peele: “It’s April.”

    • @RiiftzYT
      @RiiftzYT 5 років тому +46

      Yes we watched the video

    • @eggimage
      @eggimage 4 роки тому +5

      I totally thought he said “be safe bro”.

    • @MaximusAlcarinque
      @MaximusAlcarinque 4 роки тому +10

      @@RiiftzYT Comments like these are good, makes it easier to search for clips and scenes like this in Google.

    • @RiiftzYT
      @RiiftzYT 4 роки тому +6

      @Pass Datass yeah, but no one cares what your favourite part of the video is. Just watch the video and enjoy it.

    • @RiiftzYT
      @RiiftzYT 4 роки тому +5

      @Pass Datass also, these are basically the only comments in Key and Peele videos. Just repeating what the video is saying.

  • @markortiz4309
    @markortiz4309 2 роки тому +1416

    I'm glad these two stuck together after so many years and continue to bring so much laughter to our screens.

    • @pinkorange4980
      @pinkorange4980 Рік тому +3

      especially when they got married

    • @CatWith-AHat
      @CatWith-AHat Рік тому +1

      ​@@Vitalworm"that means your gay"

    • @Vitalworm
      @Vitalworm Рік тому +19

      uh, no my comment basically meant that the actual key and peele sketches stopped being made years ago, specifically september 2015, not that they're gay or anything lmao
      @@CatWith-AHat

    • @sure5783
      @sure5783 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Vitalwormit’s a reference to law and order

    • @Vitalworm
      @Vitalworm 9 місяців тому

      oh shit@@sure5783

  • @HarrisonHrd
    @HarrisonHrd 5 років тому +3426

    I feel like this is how Nicolas Cage does his shopping

  • @2jones4jesus
    @2jones4jesus Рік тому +11

    When he scored on the bow & arrow.... And said "Ohhh yeah!! there it is! Yep!! Uhh huh that's it...That u'll do it!! gets me every time🤣

  • @redbird9000
    @redbird9000 3 роки тому +135

    “I think I’ll take my business elsewhere. Merry Christmas”
    “It’s April” 😂🤣😅

    • @rodneyharper1058
      @rodneyharper1058 6 місяців тому

      “They don’t need the legs”😭😭

  • @kickmonlee3390
    @kickmonlee3390 5 років тому +1335

    "I'll take my chances... with Christmas"

    • @westingtyler1
      @westingtyler1 5 років тому +35

      it's april.

    • @clintoneke7
      @clintoneke7 5 років тому +5

      Lmaoooo

    • @haiseyoku1721
      @haiseyoku1721 5 років тому

      @@westingtyler1 dss DC gggt4erf3wwww11qa!New zdx z sew esc wa ac free egg tree ed drew egg ca egg bbq egg ca ad ca qfc draw qfc ca quarters Asian

    • @unymitsu
      @unymitsu 5 років тому

      Don't forget the exclamation mark

    • @marcopollo91
      @marcopollo91 5 років тому +1

      @Aristelius Alexander he said we will take his chances.. With Christmas

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 4 роки тому +3283

    I can't help but suspect that this conversation has happened in real life to a real life pawn shop owner somewhere.

  • @amesg
    @amesg Рік тому +22

    Can’t stop crying laughing. Kept getting funnier. I work in retail-these characters are true to life. Keegan’s timing and rhythm gets it done every time. Jordan is great too.

  • @HoustonYu
    @HoustonYu 3 роки тому +790

    I can't believe they both can keep a straight face while acting like this.

  • @j3ty
    @j3ty 4 роки тому +533

    Honestly Keys acting in this skit is amazing the voice he was able project with the kind of wet throat raspyness combined with the constant change of subject and questioning made me forget that was Key and not my crazy uncle

    • @denali88
      @denali88 3 роки тому +2

      Oh brother🙄

    • @j3ty
      @j3ty 3 роки тому

      @@denali88 who are you

    • @dusk3219
      @dusk3219 3 роки тому

      @@denali88 shut up

    • @denali88
      @denali88 3 роки тому +2

      @@dusk3219 sorry if I offended you. 😂😅

  • @Ben-rz9cf
    @Ben-rz9cf 4 роки тому +586

    How many people out there would have actually wanted to see him attempt this

    • @ThePigeonBrain
      @ThePigeonBrain 3 роки тому +14

      I would have given him everything he asked for just so I could see him fail

    • @TheDuskOfAnEra
      @TheDuskOfAnEra 3 роки тому +6

      @@ThePigeonBrain What if he turned out to be a hiest master when in action. He was succsuful with the most rad bank robbery in history.

    • @KTC12490
      @KTC12490 3 роки тому +1

      He would've died roller skates and zip line dont sound good

    • @NotAccepted444
      @NotAccepted444 3 роки тому +3

      Everyooooone

    • @Man-dd7fd
      @Man-dd7fd 3 роки тому

      Me

  • @truelifestories1773
    @truelifestories1773 Рік тому +8

    Lost it when he asked for a big bag with a $ on it hahahaha

  • @rajwashot
    @rajwashot 5 років тому +942

    I was hoping at the end we'd see his grandma playing with a zipline, his newphew playing with the bow and arrow.

    • @JacoboTeijelo
      @JacoboTeijelo 5 років тому +10

      Too obvious tho

    • @mattheww9763
      @mattheww9763 5 років тому +6

      Yeah lmao we were all expecting that xD

    • @Triforcebro
      @Triforcebro 5 років тому +36

      That would of helped. This one wasn't as funny or had any plot twist like most of their stuff does

    • @as.victoria
      @as.victoria 5 років тому +1

      yeah lol

    • @tylercastellanos1668
      @tylercastellanos1668 5 років тому +3

      i was expecting ya we have all of there here u are

  • @光ちゃん-v6b
    @光ちゃん-v6b 5 років тому +486

    the way he said “cartoon moneybag” killed me 😩😂

  • @TheAfricanRedHead
    @TheAfricanRedHead 5 років тому +3741

    You guys got bows and arrows? Yeah.
    You have something explosive? ....
    😂😂😂

    • @zachyg7240
      @zachyg7240 5 років тому

      TheAfricanRedHead yeah

    • @rkl08551
      @rkl08551 5 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/RsS4uCRrN_Y/v-deo.html

    • @AntiRiku
      @AntiRiku 5 років тому

      that was really that funny to you?

    • @Febreze99
      @Febreze99 5 років тому

      Those two questions in the same sentence warrants even more ????😆😆😆

    • @jrudy457
      @jrudy457 5 років тому +6

      @@NunYaBiz1313 it's pretty common for people to comment lines they found funny, don't be so cynical 🙃

  • @Uso.faithful
    @Uso.faithful 2 роки тому +2

    Zip lines for grandma. Makes sense. 😂

  • @time.8868
    @time.8868 4 роки тому +3331

    Fact: 78% of "Florida man" stories start at a pawn shop.

    • @NoMuShRoOmS
      @NoMuShRoOmS 3 роки тому +9

      💯

    • @hage1333
      @hage1333 3 роки тому +13

      Underrated

    • @WearMySpankyPants
      @WearMySpankyPants 3 роки тому +45

      Fact: 50% of statistics are made up

    • @ontop2324
      @ontop2324 3 роки тому +9

      @@WearMySpankyPants so is that fact true or false? Cause if it’s false, that makes it true

    • @WearMySpankyPants
      @WearMySpankyPants 3 роки тому +10

      @@ontop2324 It’s 50% probable that it is true

  • @chaoslord8918
    @chaoslord8918 3 роки тому +345

    "You have something else that's explosive that I can tape to the end of an arrow?"

    • @j.b.macdirty6202
      @j.b.macdirty6202 2 роки тому +6

      The pawn shop owner was wrong for giving him the idea of using shotgun shells.

    • @sirius2967
      @sirius2967 2 роки тому

      ​@@j.b.macdirty6202 r/whooosh

    • @azuraquinlilax1245
      @azuraquinlilax1245 2 роки тому +1

      @@j.b.macdirty6202 on an unrelated note, would the shotgun shells work 🤔…..asking for a friend

  • @SarahSakura
    @SarahSakura 4 роки тому +904

    I love how he's reading a newspaper article at the end "Thwarted Terrorist Attack" 3:15 - I wonder if he had a role in preventing that too, lol

    • @vasudev8421
      @vasudev8421 4 роки тому +44

      I didn't notice it, thanks

    • @cassiussaldana235
      @cassiussaldana235 4 роки тому +9

      Or maybe it's something with the Alqueda meeting video thing

    • @sahilhussain7328
      @sahilhussain7328 4 роки тому +12

      It wasn't him, it was the devilish TSA!

    • @vincentkosharek2216
      @vincentkosharek2216 4 роки тому +8

      He fuck those terries

    • @smarti1809
      @smarti1809 4 роки тому +9

      @@vincentkosharek2216 drax... them... scklounce! Lol

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 2 роки тому +7

    I'll say it.... That Pawn Shop owner is my absolute favorite character out of all the ones he's played. So chill and relaxed.

  • @hiddens2346
    @hiddens2346 5 років тому +1644

    "...a zipline for my grandma"
    *W H E E Z E*

  • @shivagiri7406
    @shivagiri7406 5 років тому +717

    Don't buy everything at one place - heisenberg

  • @MAOPals
    @MAOPals 2 роки тому +351

    As a former Home Depot Tool Rental employee in Maryland, I gotta say, coming in contact with customers like this was part of a typical day.

  • @JCDagz
    @JCDagz 2 роки тому +4

    “Zip lines are…for my grandmother.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joshuahenderson
    @joshuahenderson 4 роки тому +679

    I feel like this is the regular experience of a pawn shop attendant.

    • @paulhalford8706
      @paulhalford8706 4 роки тому +29

      Joshua Henderson as a pawn broker I can confirm this is a fairly reasonable experience

    • @michelleobama3013
      @michelleobama3013 4 роки тому +3

      Paul Halford do people like this come in? Like, just huge beards and long hair and they slur out their voice at the end of a sentence? Just wondering lol

    • @jonathancruz9627
      @jonathancruz9627 3 роки тому +4

      @@michelleobama3013 actually yes I also work in a pawnshop and crack heads like that do come lol

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 2 роки тому

      Probably not even the strangest if you run one in Florida.

    • @2012kreed
      @2012kreed 2 роки тому

      Dude had too much hair on the sides, and not enough on the top, 🤣
      @ RsRt LOL!!!

  • @Petter_fortnite_griffin
    @Petter_fortnite_griffin 3 роки тому +475

    Uncle: “Sorry champ we couldn’t get you the bow with shotgun ammo or the top
    Half a suit of armor”

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 3 роки тому +4

      “Your the worst grandson ever”

    • @kingofthelimes4670
      @kingofthelimes4670 3 роки тому +4

      Plot twist: the nephew is the brains behind the operation, sending his uncle to get the heist stuff

    • @LegoBob4123
      @LegoBob4123 3 роки тому +5

      @@kingofthelimes4670 Uncle, I want a bow with explosive arrows, a zip line, some bulletproof armor, roller skates, and a big money bag for Christmas.

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper 5 років тому +2977

    I still don't see why he treated him like that.. He was just doing some Christmas Shopping.

    • @friedaHangula77
      @friedaHangula77 5 років тому +107

      inApril?

    • @emiliomedina7119
      @emiliomedina7119 5 років тому +101

      Frieda Shigwedha it's never to early

    • @vick1330
      @vick1330 5 років тому +4

      I'm dead

    • @ule2300
      @ule2300 5 років тому +12

      IN APRIL?!!1! ARE YOU INSANE? tHIS MAN WAS CLEARLY PLANNING A ROBBERY! what will you need a money bag for? Hmmmm??? 💰 💰

    • @josestefan
      @josestefan 5 років тому +56

      @@ule2300 to carry all the presents like santa's gift bag xD

  • @anonymousOrangutan
    @anonymousOrangutan Рік тому +3

    the customer was ahead of his time... this is how i be asking chatgpt to help me in my devious schemes fr

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 3 роки тому +266

    I just left Florida and this man was in every pawn store I was in.

    • @HealthyandLovingLife
      @HealthyandLovingLife 3 роки тому +10

      Was it you? 🤔

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 3 роки тому +8

      @@HealthyandLovingLife

    • @fighterck6241
      @fighterck6241 3 роки тому +1

      @@HealthyandLovingLife I was ready to ask the same thing...

    • @avocado7947
      @avocado7947 3 роки тому +2

      @@Scratchingforcash nooice

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 3 роки тому +1

      @@HealthyandLovingLife lol, I just saw your comment. Now I’m not sure if it was me…….

  • @lolsss4954
    @lolsss4954 5 років тому +336

    "One of those big bank safes?"
    "No!... I don't know... y-yeah. Yeah?"

  • @micromints1735
    @micromints1735 3 роки тому +1199

    Key is actually every race in the world at once, he's a combination of every single ethnicity in the planet.

    • @JMrealgamer
      @JMrealgamer 3 роки тому +26

      Yeah he can play anyone!

    • @AlphaLeaderZ
      @AlphaLeaderZ 3 роки тому +19

      Technically, we all are.

    • @BushMaster420circle
      @BushMaster420circle 3 роки тому +17

      God didnt create us all equal, because Key & Peele ARE BEYOND HILARIOUS & NO ONE could compare too them as a duo!!!! hats off too whoever created them!!!! & THANK YOU UNIVERSE FOR GIVING US GREAT LAUGHS!!!

    • @AlphaLeaderZ
      @AlphaLeaderZ 3 роки тому +30

      @@BushMaster420circle .....Are you okay?

    • @carlosmorbini745
      @carlosmorbini745 3 роки тому +20

      TVtropes calls it "ambiguous brown"

  • @khaos1185
    @khaos1185 4 роки тому +348

    "The zip line is for mmhhh my grandmother". 🤣😂😅

  • @byterute1868
    @byterute1868 5 років тому +832

    lmao at the end of the skit the newspaper he's holding says "thwarted terrorist attack"

    • @stephenbailinC7GS
      @stephenbailinC7GS 5 років тому +21

      How are you the only one who saw this!!!!!!

    • @titusdecker7292
      @titusdecker7292 5 років тому +1

      I saw

    • @GOATexp
      @GOATexp 5 років тому +4

      I was looking for comments to see if anyone else noticed!!

    • @ToonScapeTV
      @ToonScapeTV 5 років тому +9

      It must be those guys with the 3D printer gun. Damn those terries

    • @croazzb3525
      @croazzb3525 5 років тому +12

      They draxxed them sklounst

  • @isaicervantesx
    @isaicervantesx 5 років тому +355

    I'm a Key and Peele fan, but I think we all know a pawn shop will sell you anything no questions asked.

    • @Sesshomaru474
      @Sesshomaru474 5 років тому +46

      They would if you didn't make it sound like you would commit a crime. Otherwise they would also be held liable for providing weapons.

    • @dr.lyleevans6915
      @dr.lyleevans6915 5 років тому +2

      Isai Cervantes my local one wouldn’t let me straw purchase a handgun. I had a permit just not with me

    • @lizardwhoscreams
      @lizardwhoscreams 5 років тому +7

      Pawn shop worker here, wrongo 😂😂

    • @billijiran5995
      @billijiran5995 5 років тому +9

      I worked at a pawnshop last two years, you got a right to ask a customer what they going to with that hunting rifle to actually check their brains, especially if they asked for the bullet.

    • @JB-vt5sz
      @JB-vt5sz 5 років тому +6

      I have bought a few firearms at pawn shops and was never asked what it was for. Fill out the paper, give them you CCP and you walk out with it after paying. Handguns, Rifles, anything. But acting weird might be a different story

  • @2jones4jesus
    @2jones4jesus Рік тому +6

    Even his knock on the door is funny AF!! 🤣

  • @haro453
    @haro453 5 років тому +232

    Bows and arrows for nephew.
    The zip line's for my... Grandmother. 😂😂😂

  • @noreason301
    @noreason301 5 років тому +908

    “I’ll take my chances... with Christmas!” 2:00
    😂

    • @KneeCapHill
      @KneeCapHill 5 років тому +10

      It's April

    • @Anonymous-tp5qg
      @Anonymous-tp5qg 5 років тому +5

      *"Merry Christmas"

    • @cassiussaldana235
      @cassiussaldana235 4 роки тому +1

      Stfu no one gives a shit about a line repeated you K-pop Weiner 😂🤣

    • @uyscuti1078
      @uyscuti1078 4 роки тому +1

      Cassius Saldana so what happened? What’s the reason behind the hate?

    • @cassiussaldana235
      @cassiussaldana235 4 роки тому +1

      @@uyscuti1078 there are comments that have full effort and deserve the amount of likes like these but no, stupid comments like these just repeating lines gets all the attention.

  • @harryheist
    @harryheist 5 років тому +549

    Key’s voice is on point 😂

  • @BixbyConsequence
    @BixbyConsequence Рік тому +10

    "I'll take my chances. ....... with *Christmas* ."

  • @wy4553
    @wy4553 4 роки тому +529

    1:35 that condescending slow blink

    • @latuya3840
      @latuya3840 4 роки тому +39

      Like a disappointed father....

    • @soumils6623
      @soumils6623 4 роки тому +9

      Reminds me of Stanley when that black guy from Stanford branch smiled at him and he just disapproved.

    • @1alexanderkup1
      @1alexanderkup1 3 роки тому +4

      top acting

    • @LEFT4BASS
      @LEFT4BASS 3 роки тому +3

      I didn't even notice. Jordan Peele is a great actor.

  • @cut-throat3056
    @cut-throat3056 5 років тому +715

    “I think I will take my business elsewhere, merry Christmas”
    “It’s April”😂😂😂💀

  • @brett-1261
    @brett-1261 4 роки тому +74

    “Sir whatever you’re planning on doing please don’t do it.” The way he says it lmao🤪🤣

  • @kevmclarty
    @kevmclarty Рік тому +4

    Of all their sketches I really didn’t expect this one to be the most popular on the channel

  • @donivancochran1672
    @donivancochran1672 5 років тому +318

    "One of those big bank safes?" "NO!...I don...I don't know....Yeah, yeah?"😂😂😭

  • @r1pp3dx
    @r1pp3dx 5 років тому +926

    Ahhhh the good ol "zipline for grandma" excuse.

    • @bufordmaddogtannen5164
      @bufordmaddogtannen5164 4 роки тому +8

      TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT!!

    • @wheezyouttahere7992
      @wheezyouttahere7992 4 роки тому +4

      BiffTannen2015 I think he knows that and so what?

    • @Jack-Lack
      @Jack-Lack 4 роки тому +13

      @Spitfire Wrong. Totally totally completely wrong. At this point, there's no doubt that Trump is the worst president in American history.

    • @Jack-Lack
      @Jack-Lack 4 роки тому +11

      @SpitfireVery successful businessman? That's a strange way to describe someone who's lost more money than anyone else in America between 1985 - 1994 and is shy about releasing his tax returns.
      www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-taxes-lost-money-832667/

    • @Jack-Lack
      @Jack-Lack 4 роки тому +10

      @Spitfire Also, I could explain why he's the worst president in American history, but I would need about a 50,000 word limit, because the amount of supporting reasons would number in the hundreds.

  • @Chris-top-her
    @Chris-top-her 4 роки тому +221

    Its 3am, my alarm goes off in 3 hours and I cant stop watching Key and Peele. Send help.

  • @BoBnfishy
    @BoBnfishy Рік тому +6

    This is such a low-key sketch but it gets me every time

  • @eaverbeager
    @eaverbeager 2 роки тому +96

    These guys are pros at delivery! The way he says, “It’s April” 🤣😂 One of the best shows to ever air. Too bad it couldn’t have gone on forever!

  • @waldofound8212
    @waldofound8212 5 років тому +167

    “Merry Christmas”
    “It’s April”
    Hasn’t stopped people before...

    • @TAMPA2TIMES
      @TAMPA2TIMES 5 років тому

      He never said it's April so u can't shop for Christmas lol he literally said "merry Christmas" in April imagine someone say Merry Christmas to u in April does that make any sense?

    • @KPITGangsta
      @KPITGangsta 5 років тому +3

      It goes with his lie of the purchases being Christmas presents...

    • @TheAtari812
      @TheAtari812 5 років тому +2

      @@TAMPA2TIMES at the end the owner said it's April after he walked out the store ..... 🤦‍♂️

  • @djosephine
    @djosephine 3 роки тому +297

    These two guys can play any race, age, demographic , and look so natural. Geniuses

    • @palladium607
      @palladium607 3 роки тому +1

      It really is crazy

    • @avocado7947
      @avocado7947 3 роки тому

      I'm in the theater for any Jordan Peele movie. That's automatic. No other director gets me in a seat like that.

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks 3 роки тому +2

      Their both mixed race so that helps a lot with the looks, the code switching, and the questioning of expectations.

  • @wyattkerper2024
    @wyattkerper2024 10 місяців тому +3

    I'm going into an actual pawn shop to see what their reaction is to me acting like this

  • @MrFiestaification
    @MrFiestaification 5 років тому +360

    Plot twist he was green arrow the whole time.

  • @striker7733
    @striker7733 4 роки тому +76

    "ziplines for my uh............. Grandmother." Everybody gangsta until Grandma comes at you on a zipline.

  • @impamiizgraa
    @impamiizgraa Рік тому +4

    This is one of their best ever. Even the start of it, when the would-be bank robber comes in and just stares behind him for a second or two too long, while the pawn shop owner sizes him up -- just perfect comedy

  • @DarkTranqz
    @DarkTranqz 5 років тому +212

    Lmfao this has got to be one of the greatest skits of all time 😂😂😂 His character, expressions and maneurisms were so perfect. Glad they're back at it!!

    • @vstax2165
      @vstax2165 5 років тому +14

      sadly they're not back at it... this is a few years old, just re-posted recently. :-(

    • @DarkTranqz
      @DarkTranqz 5 років тому +5

      Vinny Stax
      Noooooo 😭 I've never seen this one, and when it was newly posted to Comedy Central's channel, I thought they were back.. Wtf!! 😭

    • @IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou
      @IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou 5 років тому +3

      The power of just being yourself.

    • @lyneemurray6124
      @lyneemurray6124 5 років тому

      This is an old skit

    • @DarkTranqz
      @DarkTranqz 5 років тому

      lynee murray
      Yes. If you look at the comments above you, this was already pointed out.